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paracosmoon · 2 years

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king harald finehair would've risked it all for megan thee stallion

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bullshitcharacterssay · 1 year

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Ubbe: I just had a long talk with Hvitserk and Ivar about hitting, and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

#vikings #vikings incorrect quotes #ubbe #hvitserk #ivar the boneless #sons of ragnar

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madamechoukette · 2 years

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Ubbe , driving Ivar and Hvitserk : So how was your day?

Ivar: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ubbe : What?

Hvitserk : We almost got kidnapped.

Ubbe : Oh, okay.

Ubbe : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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moneypriestess · 1 year

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ivar: “What is love?”

bjorn: “An emotional minefield.”

Hvitserk: “A neurochemical reaction.”

Y/N: “Baby don't hurt me.”

#vikings #ivar x Y/N #vikings incorrect quotes

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httyd-dragons-content · 1 year

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We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

#httyd incorrect quotes #httyd #hiccup the dumbass #hiccup httyd #hiccup #hiccup is the viking florda man #httyd 1 #httyd 2 #httyd 3 #in the name of science #fishlegs ingerman #fishlegs #httyd fishlegs #httyd rtte #race to the edge #rtte

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saturncodedstarlette · 4 days

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[Adventures with witch!Y/N & familiar demon!Ghost : origin]

Witch!Y/N, successfully summoned a devil :

Demon!Ghost, leering at you : My, I’m impressed. It’s been a centuries that a human succeeded in summoning me and not perish. Tell me, little witch, what do you desire?

Witch!Y/N : I want you to be my familiar

Demon!Ghost : …you do know that it’s impossible, right 😐

Witch!Y/N : Nope, my witch friend got one

Demon!Ghost : Then that must be one of the lower demon that will do anything to survive, and I— am NOT one of those

Witch!Y/N, stubbornly : Well, I am not about to go empty handed, either you comply or I’ll have you to be my test subject— now, you wouldn’t want that, right?

Demon!Ghost, sighs : Fine, how about this— if you can tell me one—just one history knowledge that “I” don’t know about—

Demon!Ghost : —then I’ll be all yours, how’s that?

Witch!Y/N : Sure

Demon!Ghost : But— but! If you fails, then I shall take your soul for my troubles, so be careful now ;)

Witch!Y/N : . . .

Demon!Ghost, claps : WELL THEN! Seduce me with your history knowledge, little witch

Witch!Y/N : 💡‼️

Witch!Y/N : Vikings made their women handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft :>

Demon!Ghost : . . . I don’t think I remember that

Witch!Y/N : Soooo? :o

Demon!Ghost : You win…

Witch!Y/N : Hell yeah!

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fandomnerd9602 · 7 months

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Thora wakes up on top of Y/N, her chest nearly suffocating her love…

Thora: by Odin’s beard.! My love, I’m so sorry.

Y/N: huh? what?

Thora: I feel asleep on top of you and my breasts almost smothered you

Y/N: why are you getting up? I liked it

Thora: (blushes) really?

Y/N: yeah

Thora: okay! Love you baby

Thora giggles and lays right back down on top of Y/N…

For @ma1egamer

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black-lone-knight · 1 year

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In the batcave. After an exhausting but successful mission.

Jon: Dad can Damian come over tonight to play video-games? Clark, tired af in the inside: Clark, smiles out of pride: Sure. It'll be nice. Jon: Dami, will you come?... Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Kent. I will not play such childish games. I am a master- Jon: We can play Cheese Viking. Damian: PLEASE BABA LET ME GO. Bruce, proud af and smiling in the inside: Bruce, deadpan: OK.

#like fathers like sons #bruce and damian are softies in the inside #clark and jon are softies in every way possible #damian loves cheese viking #jon kent #clark kent #damian wayne #bruce wayne #superboy #superman #robin #batman #dc comics #dc #batfamily #batfam #innocent quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-thuggory-quotes · 11 days

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Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

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apersonwholikeslotus · 22 days

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Denmark: So where have you two been the last couple centuries?

Sweden: Russia and Greece mostly.

Norway: all over, but Ireland for most the time.

Norway: why? where were you?

Denmark: I hoped one of you would know...

Norway: ...

Sweden: ...?

Denmark: I don't remember.