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Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.
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HTTYD Books Incorrect Quotes I found in my notes app from three years ago
Toothless: remember when you told me not to do something? Yeah, I did it anyway because screw you.
Pretty Viking girl walks by
Fishlegs: …
Hiccup: sheilds fishlegs eyes Not again.
Everyone: screw you, hiccup
Hiccup: okay, but I have a plan
Thuggory: amazing. Perfection. We stan our boy. What do you need? Need me to murder someone? I got you.
Stoick: don't do that.
Hiccup: ugh, fine.
Camicazi (who was watching from the ceiling or some crap like that with a shit- eating grin on her face): hey.
The trio: we thought you were dead!!
Alvin: bitch, you THOUGHT!
Anything happens
Fishlegs: suffering scallops, it's all gone to shit.
Camicazi: I'm better than everyone!
Hiccup: exists
Camicazi: I mean, you're okay too. You're smart, for a dude, of course. But like, you're cool.
Fate: I've got this lit plan and-
Hiccup: fuck ya plan!
(actually alternatively)
Hiccup: I've got this lit plan and-
Fate: Fuck ya plan!
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*Thuggory and Snotlout when they see Barbara the Barbarian pass by*
Thuggory: Back off! I saw her first.
Snotlout: Whaddayamean, back off, Cuttlefish? I saw her first, not you.
Thuggory: Cuttlefish yourself, Pig-Nose!
*The two men go nose-to-nose like angry walruses*
Snotlout: Oh yeah?
Thuggory: Yeah! I met her before you did. Talked to her, too. Fought together against the Alvinsmen and were Dragonmarkers since Prison Darkheart. Didn’t recall seeing you with us.
Snotlout: *Dons angry expression* You’re forgetting that I liberated you lot from the cages... AND I saved the life of my cousin, the King. Furthermore, why shouldn’t she go for a Viking like me? I’m the King’s cousin and Heir (until he has a son of his own), I’m a Hero, I’m a proud Wearer of the Black Star (which I’ve earned at a VERY young age, I’ll have you know), I’m a Chief, I’m handsome, I’m good at everything, I’m among the Companions of the Dragonmark, I’m the King’s Champion, and I’m his General. I ask you: why wouldn’t she go for me?
Thuggory: Because she’s going for me!
Snotlout: *Pauses* There’s only one way to settle this dispute: A DUEL! Winner gets to claim Barbara’s affections and the loser forfeits his claim of the Lady Barbara. Agreed?
Thuggory: *Nods* Agreed. What time and place?
Snotlout: The Ring sound good to you — say midnight?
Thuggory: I’ll see you there, Snot-Nose.
Snotlout: I’ll BE there, Jelly-Spine!
*The two men stomp their separate ways. Unknown to them, Barbara and another girl she was talking to saw and heard the fight.*
Barbara: *Shakes her head and sighs solemnly* It’s bad business, this love business. A bad, bad business.
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Meathead Huscarl: Berk calls for aid.
Courtroom: *Falls silent*
Thuggory: And the Meatheads will answer! Muster the ships!!
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Thuggory, about Hiccup: When first I saw him, I debated whether he was a human, a sorry piece of soggy driftwood, or a scraggly husk of wind-dried haddock.
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Hiccup: Thank you for being my pillar (support).
Thuggory: Thank you for being my torch (guide/example/inspiration).
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Thuggory, after hearing about Hiccup's victory in the Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition: Hiccup won the race! As expected of him! I should ask him to race me next time! 😤😌
In fact, I should ask Father to meet with Chief Stoick to arrange a Berk-Meathead Swimming Competition. Father's always looking to one-up him since as long as I can remember. 🤔
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Thuggory: I'd never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with a Hooligan.
Hiccup: What about side-by-side with a friend?
Thuggory: Aye. I can do that.
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Thuggory, to Hiccup: Let this be the hour when we draw swords together... my King!
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Thuggory: Hey, father?
Mogadon: Yes, son?
Thuggory: We should turn Lava Surfing into a Viking Sport.
Mogadon: Agreed. I'll bring that up at the next Thing conference. I'd rather lose my balls and my other eye than let a Berkian do something that us Meatheads can't!
Thuggory: As expected of you, father.
Thuggory, inner thoughts: [I really want to ask Hiccup if we could have a match right now. Like, RIGHT NOW. But... he looks rather tired after fighting all those dragons and the extreme heat, so maybe next time. I WON'T LOSE TO HIM!!]
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Thuggory: I really want some fire-roasted boar right now. Yet there's nary a boar to be had. Stupid dragons ate all of those in the pens. Curses! 😭💢
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Thuggory, surprised: What? There's a fight?
Thuggory, grabs popcorn and ale: Lead me to the front seats!
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Thuggory: The Sharkworms are becoming quite the pest, aren't they? We should probably thin their numbers out. Hmm... should we have a Sharkworm Fishing N' Hunting Competition?
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Thuggory, after hearing about the Inter-Tribal Swimming Race Competition: Oh, COME ON!! Why weren't WE invited to this event!? Those inconsiderate Murderous apes!! And after they raided our territory, too!!! 💢
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Thuggory: When last I looked, Hiccup, not Snotpig was Heir to the Chiefdom of Berk.
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Thuggory: I'm really craving some Krispy Kreme doughnuts, right now. 🤤😋
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