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transmascnaotoshirogane · 2 years

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“we’re not broken; just bent.”

HI FUCKERS IM BACK WITH ANOTHER FIC YALL TIRED OF ME YET????

relationships: Four & Legend

I FINALLY FUCKING WROTE THE TWINKS!! and fucked vios design up again

ao3 link; x

Four isn’t broken. Four is not broken. He’s not. Four is a little…bent…but he is not broken. And he hates having to repeat it. I am not broken. Red is not broken. Green is not broken. Blue is not broken. Vio is not broken. They are not broken, and I am not broken. Everyday he repeats it in his head, like he’s convincing himself. In his Hyrule—he avoids towns. Everybody looks at him like he’s crazy. He is not crazy. He’s not. But nobody listens. His father—though he says he thinks Four is perfect how he is—even seems to prefer how he was before. Sure, Four forgets he’s one person and talks to the colours out loud, but that doesn’t make him crazy or broken. And he thought nobody would ever understand him. He thought he was the only one until he heard something on watch one night. He and Legend were on watch together, when he heard Legend talking. To himself. “Myth, please shut up, you’re giving us a headache.” It was quiet, but Four heard it. Myth? Interesting. ‘Us’? “Who’s Myth?” Legend jolted, turning to Four. Before Four could say anything else, Legend blurted out a familiar sentence. “I’m not crazy!” “I’m not…”Legend mumbled, looking away. “I’m not broken. Not crazy.” …oh. “I know,”Four mumbled softly, walking closer. “I know you’re not.” Four sat down next to Legend gently. “Trust me, I know. Do you mind if I ask something?” “...what is it?” “Have you ever…become multiple people?” A silence. A long silence, before Legend nodded. “Sixth adventure. Split into three; Green, Red and Blue. But…they used nicknames. Blue is Story, Green is Lore, Red is Myth. I can still split…I have to separate one of my necklaces though.”Then he paused, and looked at Four. “Why?” “I’m going to tell you a secret.”Four lowered his voice. “The four sword splits me into, well, four. Their names are Red, Green, Blue and Vio.” “Do you..?” “Hear them?”When Four got a nod, he nodded in return. “Yeah. All the time.” “And people…don’t call you crazy?” Four couldn’t help it and let out a loud laugh. “Oh, they think I’m insane. But I don’t let it get to me anymore.” “Oh..” “When people told me I was…broken…for talking to the colours out loud, I told them I was just bent. Because I know I’m not quite right, but I’m not broken. And neither are you.” “...Four?” “Hm?” “Can I see the colours?”Legend looked at him, head tilted. It’s only the veteran…and he’s experienced splitting before, I think it’s safe. Aw, can you guys really resist that puppy look?? …sigh. Green, whatcha think? I think it’s time we introduce ourselves to the vet “They said okay.”Four smiled, grabbing his sword. Wait. We should ask for the same in return. “Ah…yeah. Legend?” “Mhm?” “Can you split too?” “Oh..”Legend paused, thinking for a few minutes before nodding. “Yeah. Fair’s fair.” The vet untucked a necklace with three charms on it. The charms were Red, Blue and Green. Legend unhooked the charms from each other as Four lifted his blade up. In a large flash of the light, the two were replaced. Vio blinked faer eyes open, looking at the other three. “Hello.”Vio waved. “Oh! Hi! You’re…an extra colour?”Story—was that his name?—tilted his head. “Not extra!”Red piped up, swinging her arm around Vio. “So! Who’s who?” “Uh, I’m Lore.”Lore spoke up, bright green eyes barely visible under even brighter green hair. “Story!”Story smiled, his bright blue eyes shining. “..Myth.”Myth crossed his arms, dark red eyes staring at the four. “Lore’s the leader type, Story’s the childish one, I’m the fighting one.” “Oh!”Green blinked. “Well—you know our names. Um. I’m the courage and confidence! Vio’s the brains, Blue’s the brawn, Red’s the heart, in watered-down terms. We’re more…complicated…than that, but it’s the basics.” “Why’s Purple exist?” “Vio.”Vio stated bluntly, crossing faer arms. “And it’s the four sword—it wouldn’t be called that if it only split Four into three.” “Oh. I guess that makes sense.”Story shrugged. “Umm…pronoun check?” The colours weren’t…expecting to be asked. “Uh. Blue uses He/Him, Green uses They/Them, Vi uses Fae/Faer, and I use She/Her!”Red smiled. “You?” “We all use

he/they.”Myth whistled, looking over them. “Forgive me, but…how come your hair is like that?”Vio coughed, raising a brow. “I’ll answer, if you tell me why your eyes are like that.”Story spoke, looking at Vio’s eyes closely. Vio blinked in confusion. “Like what?” Story walked over, handing Vio a blue hand mirror. Vio looked in the mirror and froze up. They haven’t been split in so long, Vio didn’t know what happened. Faer eyes, a cool but bright shade of violet, had black lines in them. Not just any lines—of course not—faer eyes resemble a shattered mirror. Vio hasn’t seen faerself for so long, but fae has changed a lot. Along with faer eyes, the tips of Vio’s hair have turned black, Vio’s tongue is a dark, almost-black, purple, and fae sported a new pair of sharp canines. …maybe it’s the curse that did this, but Vio doesn’t know how to feel about this particular thing. Faer skin appears to look cracked, too.. “I’m…not sure. We—We haven’t split in so long, and I didn’t look this way before.” “Oh.”Story blinked, letting Vio stare at faerself for a minute. “Well, we just sorta…always had this hair. It’s an eyesore but dye doesn’t work—we’ve tried.” “Ah.”Vio nodded, handing the mirror back. “I see..” “You really don’t know how that happened to you?”Myth frowned, a doubtful look on his face. “I’ve…got a hunch.”Vio sighed. “Nevermind…” “So, which one of you is the best fighter?” “Vio.” “Blue.” Red and Green had spoken at the same time, and stared at each other. “No,”Red pouted. “Blue is!” “Reminder—Vio almost killed me!”Green huffed. “Vio’s terrifyingly good.” “We could fight to decide—”Blue cut off, head whipping to the side as he heard someone shift. “...we should merge,”Vio declared. “We’ll see you all another time, maybe.” The other three nodded, grabbing their charms and putting them together as the colours raised their swords together. When Legend and Four were back, Four smiled at Legend. “See?” “We’re not broken; just bent.”

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ask-theoneandonly-quicksilver · 2 years

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First Christmas

Hello all! since there is a few moving cogs behind the scenes and I, Toast, have a deadline next week I need to focus on TT^TT I have decided to release this tiiiiny ficlet I made to hopefully keep yall fed until I can answer questions again. I hope you all enjoy!

When lights and wreaths and little decorative balls started to be found everywhere Pietro knew exactly what season it was, but though the jolly news of the festivities was infectious, Pietro was left feeling a little...Melancholy. He loved to run through the towns and watch the lights twinkle, people come together and make merry but it felt a little empty without, well, experience, he was struggling to find a connection with the holiday like others were.

And certainly like Kurt was. The blue mutant had poofed into the kitchen in a Christmas jumper and hat, two arms and a tail full of shopping, singing Christmas songs in German and scaring Pietro half to death in his hunt for snacks while none was about. Kurt cared not for his friend's surprise as he placed down the bags and began unloading, while he carolled, placing down pre-made Christmas snacks, and lots and lots of ingredients which Pietro assumed was to make more. P wasn't complaining, food was food and he was hungry. He reached for a box of fancy mince pies only to have his hand slapped away with the flat side of a blue tail.

"Ow! Hey!"

"No, you will eat them wrong."

"Eat them wrong?! They're mini already made pies! I take them out of the packet and I put them in my mouth!"

"Amature."

Pietro stared with his mouth agape as his friend paid him little mind, still putting things away and taking out baking utensils as he came across them.

"A...armature?! How can one be an amateur at eating food? Or are you saying I'm a Christmas armature because I can...deck the halls and..uh...jingle bells like everybody else!" He crossed his arms stubbornly, knowing his words likely made no sense.

The other mutant stopped for a moment, turning to look at Pietro and standing up from a low cupboard with a mixing bowl in hand. Though he had no pupils Pietro could feel himself being studied and realization dawning in them. The speedster hated that feeling and Kurt knew it so just as soon as Kurt had reached his conclusion he was striding over and grabbing Pietro's arms, pulling him in front of the kitchen island.

He stood, stiff and confused as to what was happening. With a short teleport, an apron was grabbed, placed and tied on him which he instinctively moved his arms to allow and looked down to see the apron was, too, red and festive. The ingredients and baking utensils were arranged in front of him and he found a wooden spoon in his hand before Kurt, also wearing an opposing green festive apron over his Christmas jumper, stood opposite him with a bright smile.

"We're making Dresdner Stollen!" He asserted, pulling the measuring cups and flour over to himself "it's a German traditional Christmas loaf, lots of good stuff and you cover it with butter and icing sugar after. Great right? After this, I'm going to see the carolling my church is putting on in the square and the light switch on. There will be stalls of food and drink and little handmade tickets and stuff too! I love the atmosphere, even when the carolling is over they play Christmas music and everyone is so happy! Plus they're saying It may even snow tonight!" As he rambled about his plans he measured out the flour, yeast, sugar and salt into a bowl before he moved on to cutting the butter "Do you have warm Christmas clothes? I know you've still been building up your wardrobe and if you need a scarf or a hat or something you can borrow some of mine and we could buy you some more while there! There's a lovely stall that sells hand-knitted clothes with beautiful patterns! I'm sure we could find something your style." The butter went in the bowl followed by milk before it was pushed back over to Pietro "that needs to be a dough."

Finally, Pietro understood what was going on, he looked between the bowl and his friend beaming at him and saw that he understood. His shoulders relaxed and he finally put the spoon in the bowl, beginning his mix.

"I..have a jumper but it isn't especially fashionable. I think Beast put it in there in November to try and get me to dress warm."

"You should! Especially when it starts to snow! You'll love it when it snows" Kurt was practically bouncing with excitement, making Pietro have to focus very hard on his mixing in hopes it would hide his warming face and growing smile.

"I'm sure I will."

#quicksilver #x men quicksilver #nightcrawler #x men nightcrawler #pietro maximoff #kurt wagner #christmas #ficlet #9319 #x men #main #currently non canon

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moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s Daughter (The Aftermath)

Tony Stark x daughter!reader

warnings:

a/n: y/n is about 17 or 18; i cried while writing this. sorry this is really long!!! pls forgive me 🥺

prompt: takes place from a3 to smffh

The Early Years (1) The Teenage Years (2) The Intense Years (3) Continued (5)

let’s start on a happy note! ahahah

so for a while, earth was calm

you, pepper, and tony got to be a family for a while

wedding planning!

of course you got to try the ben&jerry’s ice cream named after your dad: Stark Raving Hazelnuts

“it’s not fair that you got ice cream named after you and i didn’t”

“well, when you grow up to be as awesome as me, maybe you’ll get your own ice cream flavor”

developing nanotech suits together for a Bonding Experience(tm)

speechless after the first test

“dad, this is...”

“the coolest thing to ever exist?”

“yes!!”

yall ready for some shit?

the day that ebony maw invaded was pretty—what’s the word? interesting? no. well, yes, but...HORRIBLE.

it all started when you got the call from your dad

“y/n, incoming call from ‘big fat meanie’”

“god, i really have to change that. okay, JOSHIE, answer it. hey, dad? what’s up?”

“hey, kid! you know that weird ass building on bleecker street? how fast can you get here?”

“JOSH can you track FRIDAY really quick? lets see how far dad is...uh, okay, be there in five, see ya”

taking your suit for a spin and realizing how GREAT it was to be able to basically fold up your suit and put it in your back pocket

knocking on the door and it opened on its own, it was kinda cool

“is this a museum? cool.”

bruce turning around to see you after about three years and giving you an awkward smile and a wave while you stood frozen around the wizard-guys

“y/n, god, you’ve grown up!”

charging into him for a long overdue hug

“you don’t know how much i missed you. it’s been chaotic without you”

“i can...i can only imagine”

a debriefing on the situation you were about to face, and bonus! having to play the catch-up game with bruce

“just call him, dad. we need as much help as we can. steve will understand”

rushing outside to face off with some ugly-ass aliens

“oh nooo, it’s roger smith from american dad”

bruce: 👀, stephen: 👀, wong: 👀, tony: 👏👏🥰 that’s my girl

simultaneous nanosuit unveiling

“you ready for this one, pops?”

“of course! ive waited years to kick some more alien ass”

montage of you and tony getting your asses beat together (as a family <3)

peter showing up

“give me one good reason why i shouldn’t send you back to that school bus”

“because i’m good company?”

“whatever, just listen to whatever dad has to say, i forfeit my responsibilities over you”

pew pew, repulsors, pew, tiny rockets! fun! action! destroying new york again and again. good times...

until JOSHUA gave you notice that your dad was flying high

“call him. now.”

“hey! how’s it going down there?”

“dad, you know how i feel about you and space”

“i know, i know. i just...i gotta take care of this. keep pepper safe for your old man, okay?”

“i lo—l—ve y—”

“y/n? y/n?! i love you! shit!”

“we lost connection with her, sir”

trying to call peter

“call failed, y/n. should i try again?”

“i’m gonna kill them...”

walking through the rubble to find bruce, the only sensible man you know

taking him to the avengers compound asap to get to rhodey and figure out what comes next

meanwhile, tony was dealing with space and another teenager

and worrying a lot about leaving you on earth

“i mean, mr. stark, y/n’s one of the most capable people i know. she’s probably trying to fix this whole mess as we speak”

“i didn’t get to tell her i love her”

“oh...”

having a lovely meeting with thaddeus ross with rhodey, having a lovely time watching them passive-aggresively argue until your former teammates arrived

having to patiently (and professionally) wait for ross to hang up before running into them for a hug

“holy shit, you guys have no idea how bad i’ve wanted to see you. it sucks not being all together anymore”

“i know, y/n. we’ve all missed you.” -cap

“a lot” -nat added

bruce’s little entrance that was sure to bring some awkwardness

you, secretly freaking out about your dad

sam was the one that found you crying after you “stepped out” for a few minutes too long

“oh, y/n,” he was contemplating grabbing someone else to step in, but decided to sit next to you in the hallway, “i’m sorry, kiddo. i can’t promise you anything, but your dad is a fighter. a big pain in the ass. i think your odds are good”

laughing through your tears

“yeah, you’re right. thanks, sammy”

he gave you a little hug while you calmed down

getting to business, the ass-kicking kind

as the wise natasha romanoff once said to your father, you were being “uncharacteristically non-hyper verbal”

your mind did this funny thing...wandered into places it really should not go

the talk about sacrificing vision led to wakanda, where you had a swell time patrolling

“guys! we’ve got incoming. a lot of incoming”

well-deserved uncle/niece team up. who wouldve thought?

you would have nightmares about these aliens for years to come

“you get to die, and you get to die! everybody gets to die!”

“y/n, what did we talk about?” -rhodey

“using humor as a defense mechanism makes the team uncomfortable...”

covering the girls 😌 because we gotta have those all-girl teamups, uh-huh?

some more blasting

thor made his comeback and you just could not miss it

“hi, thor!”

you landed next to him and your helmet receded

“well, hello, miss y/n! good to see you again! my, you got taller...oh! meet my friends: rabbit and tree”

having a “what the actual fuck” moment upon seeing thanos for the first time

and flying at him from behind with a massive nanotech blade ready to kill this purple bastard

but he grabbed your arm and flung you into the dirt, that was gonna leave a mark

“i just had to make a suit when i was ten...no one stopped me, huh? i couldn’t be elon’s kid, he was a nice guy”

watching thanos snap his fingers and looking around to see dust floating through the air and thanos retreat

“rhodey? uncle rhodey?!”

“i’m right here, kid, don’t worry”

he grabbed your hand while you were dusting

“tell my dad i love him, promise?”

fading away and leaving rhodey with your last words

he was mad before anything else

all he could think about was a promise your dad made him take years back

“rhodey, you keep my daughter safe no matter what, promise?”

the avengers recooperating at the compound, waiting to figure out whether any of the space-crew survived

they had to let pepper know that you didn’t make it, she was a mess upon hearing that news

tony finally making his way back to earth

and stumbling out of that ship

“where’s y/n? where is she?!”

“tony, tony, calm down”

“dont tell me to calm down! where is my daughter?!”

“she made me promise to tell you thay she loves you”

tony knew the answer by now, he lost his mind over your death

it didn’t feel right not having you by his side, for the past 18 years you’ve been with him

after a long period of recovery, tony and pepper moved on, got married, built a home, had a new daughter...

tony made sure there was a spare room for you

he put all the things you left behind in it

there were so many photos of you in the house

and he’d show your sister, morgan, all of them. he wanted morgan to know her sister

“that’s y/n when she built her first robot. it snuck up on me a few times. it went ‘boo!’”

morgan loved the stories about you, but she didn’t understand why she couldn’t see you

“when do i get to meet her?”

“uh...maybe someday, sweetie”

after being unbothered for almost 5 years, the remaining avengers came back with a plan that was so tempting, he just wanted his little girl back

cracking under pressure and telling pepper that he couldn’t ignore this mission because it was his chance to get you back

“get her back, tony”

“you think so?”

“i miss her, too.”

and so it began, he made it his mission to get you back

peeking at the wallet picture of you on his shoulders when you were so little

tony travelling to 2012; loki’s invasion

and there you were, the sassy genius 12 year old that he missed so much

“we’ve got this, tony, we’ll bring her home” -scott

and then things went badly and also 2012 tony went into cardiac arrest and 2012 y/n dove onto the floor to tend to him

“dad? give us some room, would you?!”

2023 tony smiling at how much he missed you worrying about him and how reckless he was

but also...the mission kinda went bad so that sucked

push it a bit farther back and now tony was with grandpa stark! asking how to be a dad and all that!

he could barely stand still waiting for you to come back to him, god he missed you more than he thought

and after a bit of hard work, it was time to snap

just like that, you were back in wakanda, puzzled by the gap in time before one of dr. strange’s portals opened in front of you

and then you were in the ruins of the avengers compound

“JOSHUA, can you locate my dad?”

“i think you’ll be able to see him”

“wow, i cant believe i programmed your cocky artificial ass”

“i think you can”

seeing your dad flying high and patching into the comms

“miss me, old man?”

and then he hit the gas to get to you and when this man hugged you, you almost couldn’t let go

“i’m so sorry, y/n. god, i’m sorry. these last five years...i was so lost without you”

“it’s okay, dad, i’m here now”

getting shot at during your reunion

“son of a bitch...we’re having a family moment here, asshole!”

yes, im gonna say it again. of course i am! and.........father/daugher team-up

the last one

“peter, is that you? you asshole! i cant believe you went to space without me!”

“missed you too!”

rhodey!! cant forget about uncle rhodey!!

“you gave my dad the message, right?”

“it was your dying wish, of course i did!”

“great. don’t forget i love you, too, rhodey!”

“couldn’t let me forget it”

lest we forget that pepper joined the fight?

plot twist: (step)mother/daughter team-up

mother/father/daugher team up!!!! ultimate stark machine!!!!!!!

and then you left him alone for 5 minutes and he’s got the infinity stones and you know it’s the last time you’re going to see him and you cant decide what your next move is and you’re just frozen and you cant catch your breath and he snaps and your heart plummets

you have to rush to his side, the last time you can sit beside his tired body and let him know that its going to be okay

“hey dad, it’s okay, we’re gonna be fine. thank you for everything”

peter grabbing your hand as you both sobbed next to your dad, feeling robbed of your time with him

pepper brought you home where she told you all about the five years you missed

both of you just cried harder than you’ve ever cried before

“so i have a sister?”

morgan was so happy to meet you, she couldn’t contain herself, practically latched onto you

and she didn’t fully understand what happened to tony

you saw your new room for the first time and didn’t leave it for a while, occasionally pepper or morgan would pop in

morgan actually crawled into bed with you a few times

the funeral was one of the worst days of your life

the remnants of your young life pulled back together for one day

then you hid back in your room before you heard a knock

“who is it?”

“it’s happy”

“come in”

“hey, kiddo. me and morgan are gonna get some cheeseburgers, you wanna come?”

she really was a stark

after a long hibernation, you started to get back into the groove of your old life

but the press was brutal and harsh, you were bombarded with questions regarding your dad

it took everything not to explode on camera

you stayed in contact with the rest of the avengers, mourning your dead, keeping the support system, staying a family

it was all you could get...for now

#tony stark x daughter!reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark x reader #tony stark #iron man x daughter!reader #iron man imagine #iron man x reader #iron man #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #marvel #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers

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alligaytorswamp · 3 years

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yellow , green , blue, turquoise , onyx , fuchsia , cream , mauve ( also genshin) & plum B)))

hey hi hello >:)

green: do you have a favourite flower?

nah i dont differentiate them.. every flower is just a flower to me jkhasjkdhkj...

if the flower is purple it gets extra points tho

blue: preferred type of weather?

rain!!! thunderstorms!!! <333

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

penguins or turtles :p

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

nope, never did

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

i have a helix one but it got fucked up.. so it looks weird :(

would love to fix it one day.. or maybe get rid of it completely hhh

no tattoos but i want some yes heheeheh

some longer answers will be under the cut jkahdsjkad

plum: a food you've never tried

oi.. dats like a lot of things... ;;

well I've never had anything "Chinese"/"Mexican"/idk what else people mention in a similar manner... i hear English-speaking folks refer to these.. "types" and yep never had any of that. also like.. any food chains that just don't exist in Russia? obv nope......... there is probably an insane amount of stuff I haven't tried, I'm picky and literally just eat at home 99% of the time so-

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

gonna give a dumb ass answer but... i can't...? i don't really know how much one should be "appreciated", like what is the "right amount" and whether or not this person receives it. the amount of notes/likes doesn't always represent that and also i don't look there at all.. also this one random artist can have multiple accs on different platforms with different engagements and all that... so how do i really know what's up with them? and once again i don't think i sit around thinking Damn this person needs more likes !! .. i just like/rb whatever i want and it's epic lashdjlksajdlk also i'm not sure if i have strong attachments to certain creators.. (at this point that is. i used to and some of it backfired lmao) ... the only attachments i have r ppl i'm friends with which is U Know... considered the right answer to this question and an adequate person would do just that but damn none of yall getting a free promo wtf 🙄 and i feel like mentioning one friend could lead to upsetting another or like .. i could just forget to tag someone... or I would waste time trying to figure out if it would be ok to mention them in an ask like this one and probably would decide against it anyways just not to bother anybody ....

and is getting tagged in a post saying u r underappreciated even a compliment? because i for one am not too sure about that........... much to think about uh huh

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

we entered danger zone.................... beware :з

uhhh well first of all I think childe x zhongli is like the most pathetic and boring "default" pairing this fandom came up with. they have 0 chemistry and I just hate everything about it. as much as I headcanon both as queers... together romantically it feels like 2 straight men put together by ya*i fans............ also before i blacklisted to ship and voluntarily looked through the ship tag... every post felt like a hard ooc. i could not understand what childe or zhongli are supposed to be as individuals, what they have in common, what kind of dynamic they have. deadass most crack ships with 0 interactions have more flavor than this tragedy

eng VAs are great people and appreciate their work but whoever decides the voices ain't doing it right. every male character sounds like a middle-aged white man.. and most of the youngest characters sound like very obvious adults trying to pretend to be babies. all of it irks me so bad god.. and there are so many characters that lose their little spark in eng........ (yet in korean and chinese they're completely fine??)

all of the playable adult male characters are shitty people in one way or another. none of them are good. they have reasons and different perspectives, yes, but they suck. every single one of them. stop ignoring it or trying to say only some are evil. none of them are inherently terrible.. but they're not these precious and righteous individuals. they're men.................... that says a lot, actually. :\

and as for women? god i hate the idea that they're all so uninteresting and weak. lichrally just a bunch of girlbosses, morals of most could be questioned as well... anyways some of the girls not having extremely dramatic stories doesn't make them any less cool. let them be

also all archons suck it's ok. you can still love them while acknowledging that they've done some shit. ALSO stop demonizing venti .. and now baal, while praising zhongli- he's an old loser stop lying to yourself. i hate when people present him as the only good archon, the voice of reason who is just so cool and collected but also ahh so cutely silly about mora !!!............. bitch the story quest of liyue is just one zhongli-is-a-fucking-moron campaign idk did yall skip it or something............ and even then it's ok to like him, he does have his logic/reasons/beliefs that justify his actions... he is not a good guy or archon tho.

shipping archons/adepti/whatever the fuck that isn't a basic human with a basic human is super weird. i mean the power dynamic will be completely fucked and ages? lord almighty... basically mortals should stay with mortals... the rest goes to baby jail except maybe ganyu she's a good girl

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what else.................

maybe.. ahha... well.............. with how people hype up any vague new character that is leaked and declare how they will skip every banner ever for them - even tho all we know is... how the character looks like? it feels a bit too much. like truly what's the point of going crazy and then screaming at mihoyo every 3 seconds over some character that could be fake for all we know, or maybe they'll be a support you don't need, or they have a weapon you don't like to use.... can't you just wait till we get official info? jesus lawd- but regardless.......................... where is the same energy for baizhu :)

the man is literally in the game and people manage to forget him even in conversations about dendro specifically- how the fuck is that even real-

thanks for watching everybody don't forget to subscribe smash that like button and hit the notification bell ^_^

#now this is a lot adlaksjdlk #SORRY #also thank u ahjskadhdjskahdjksahdkj #ask adry #rottfestt #ask game

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shuahoonie · 4 years

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you. [tom holland] - four.

PAIRING: tom holland x female!celebrity!reader

SUMMARY: ah, to be young and in love. it sounds great if only you and tom were actually dating out of pure love and not for the sheer reputation of your careers. it also should be great if you two actually got along, but life isn’t that easy.

WARNINGS: mostly swearing! more fluff than usual yall lmao. it’s haters to lovers / fake dating au so take that information as you wish!

WORD COUNT: 1660

SONG INSPO: circles - post malone

A/N: hiya babes! well, i’m back in university and this semester is a bit more heavy-loaded than my previous one. only the first week of the winter semester, i’m already unbearably occupied. but i’ll manage! i’ll try to update every saturdays since i need an escape from academic works lmao. anyways, happy reading and enjoy part four! x

gif credits: @spiked-tea

You weren’t expecting Tom to wrap his hand around yours nor did you expect him to help you ease your nerves down, so you ended up staring at him. You were trying to figure out what kind of stunt is he trying to pull now.

What are you trying to do, Holland? You thought.

He turned his attention to you, his brows knitted slightly. “Why are you staring, princess?” He chuckled softly, amused at the confusion painted on your face.

“’m not staring,” You mumbled as you turned your attention back to walking and slowly slipped your hand away from Tom’s. “I can handle it from here, thanks.”

You said it in such whisper that you could’ve sworn Tom probably won’t hear it. But he did and he just shrugged in response.

You both reached the restaurant without saying another word. It wasn’t much of a restaurant-rather a diner. It looked very hip and retro. It also featured a couple of colourful fluorescent lights, and you knew it was going to be one of those stops for Instagram photos. Maybe lunch won’t be that bad.

It was horrible. You two having lunch was horrible.

“Honey, you’re exaggerating,” Zoë said as she answered her emails. You didn’t even notice you said it out loud but even if you didn’t, the look on your face probably said it all.

“I am not exaggerating, Zo! I’m telling you, people were staring so much. People also asked for photos, which I didn’t mind because some of them were totally nice about it, but god! Some of them gave me dirty looks. Like hello?” You ranted off.

Well, people giving you dirty looks were the least of your problems.

You and Tom were seated in a corner booth as you both ate your lunch quietly. Well, it was quiet until a girl around her teens approached your table.

“Oh, uh, hi Tom, I’m so sorry to bother you but can I take a photo?” The girl asked with a hopeful smile on her face.

As you were sitting across him, Tom glanced at you as if asking for approval. It caught you off-guard. ‘Why is he asking for my approval?’ You wondered.

But you two were a fake couple now, and you guessed this is how things are going to be from now on. You had to act like a normal couple around everybody else.

This only made you second-guess your decision even more.

You glanced at the girl and gave her a small smile. Keeping the smile, you then turned your attention back to Tom and just nodded at him.

Tom chuckled as he grabbed the girl’s phone. “Sorry, darling, just had to check in with my girlfriend. I promised that this day was the day that I give her all of my time.”

Your eyes widened as you heard the words that slipped off from Tom’s lips. “Oh god, we’re that couple?!” You wanted to scream at him. But of course, you couldn’t.

“Tom,” You mumbled shyly, also feeling the warmth spreading across your cheeks.

“What?” He laughed. ”I was just stating facts, princess. I did promise you that I’ll make it up to you after what happened. Right?” He then proceeded to take a photo with the girl. She mumbled her thanks and giving you a complete once-over before she left. You swore you saw her roll her eyes after.

Once you knew she was out of distance, you called Tom’s name in a whisper. “Tom, what the hell was that?!” You hissed in a low voice.

However, Tom couldn’t grasp what you were saying. “Sorry, what was that, princess?”

“I said, why did you have to say that?” You said in a low voice.

“’m sorry, still can’t hear you, princess,” Tom answered. “Just seat next to me so you don’t have to say it loud.”

You rolled your eyes and pulled out your phone. You were about to send a text to him but you realized you don’t have his number. So, you opted out to use the notes app on your phone instead.

‘I don’t have to seat next to you. We can just use this instead.’ You typed and handed Tom your phone.

His eyes scanned the whole thing and began typing his response. ‘Just sit next to me. This is ridiculous.’

‘No.’

‘Y/N, this is excruciating. Just sit next to me so we don’t have to do any of this. Besides, people are staring and we look ridiculous.’ Tom handed you your phone.

As soon as you read his reply, you briefly wandered your eyes around the place and unfortunately, he was right. People were staring at you two.

You let out a small sigh, before sliding off your seat. As you stood up and was about to sit next to Tom, he gave you a huge smile.

You were about to roll your eyes when Tom signalled towards the window panel against your table. You looked through the huge glass panel and saw a couple of paparazzi attempting to hide while taking photos of you two.

You forced a smile and went towards Tom’s side of the booth. You sat at the edge of the seat, leaving space between you two.

“Why are you sitting so far away?” He asked, amused. “Come closer.”

“I don’t think that’s necessary.” You said, scooting away more. You had half of your butt sitting and you looked absurd, to say the least.

“Y/N, you look ridiculous. C’mere, princess.” Tom chuckled, sliding his arm around your waist and pulled you close to him.

“Holland, what the hell are you doing?” You hissed under your breath.

“You keep asking that, Y/N, but you already know the answer.” He answered lowly. Tom had his left arm around your shoulder, tracing slow patterns on your arm.

Not satisfied with his answer and wanting a more constructed one, you just looked at him- which was a horrible idea. You had a close-up look at his face. You noticed freckles speckled across his face. His eyes-god his eyes. You liked how they turn golden when the sun shines on them.

With every second that you studied his face, along with his gestures, the more you realized how difficult the whole situation is going to be. You could never fall for this man- no matter how difficult it’s going to be.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Tom asked as he popped a fry-a chip, he argued while ordering- into his mouth.

You were not going to actually say why you were staring at him, you had more dignity than that. “Gotta make the people believe I’m so in love with you that I can’t help but look at you.”

“Wow,” Tom let out a low whistle “You’re getting good at this.” He was still tracing patterns on your arm and you couldn’t help but feel comfortable being this close to him.

“You can rest your head on my shoulder if you want. ‘Ya know, if it makes you more comfortable,” Tom suggested.

“If I say I’m okay, will you still bug me about it?” You asked.

“Yup,” He answered honestly, making you roll your eyes.

So, you gave in. You rested your head over his shoulder and closed your eyes for a moment.

“The old couple at the next table is staring at us adoringly,” Tom whispered. You opened your eyes and sure enough, there was an old couple looking at them in awe. Feeling shy all of a sudden, you just gave them a small smile before burying your face into Tom’s.

You two were acting like a real couple and it’s terrifying how you just feel comfortable around him.

“I can’t believe we’re doing a good job as a couple right now, why don’t we take this up at my place?” You spoke too soon. After hearing Tom’s comment, you took his arm off around you and slapped his arm.

“Ow!” Tom rubbed his arm, laughing, “I was kidding, princess, come back here. Please.”

“You’re disgusting, Holland,” You said rolling your eyes.

“I’m sorry, princess,” He pouted while pulling you closer again, setting your head back on top of his shoulder and placing his arm around you. “You know I’m not a ‘sex on the first date’ kind of guy.”

“You are not building a strong case, Tom.”

“I’m kidding, princess.” He mumbles into the top of your head.

“How’d we get here, Holland?” You asked, beginning to wonder what led you guys here.

“Well, for starters, I couldn’t hear you so I asked you to sit next to me.” He answered, laughing.

“Yeah, because you disregarded my phone,” You mumbled.

“Hey, I thought you hated the use of phones while you’re out with people.” Tom pointed out.

You furrowed your brows, “How did you know that?” You asked.

“Saw your interview.” He answered casually.

“What, you’re stalking me now?”

“I needed to know who my girlfriend is. For all I know, you might be a serial killer.” Tom explained as he started tracing circles on your arm again.

“How charming,” You snorted.

And then things fell quiet again. People came and went, however, they still stared at you two.

“Are we going to be one of those couples?” You asked Tom.

He furrowed his brows. “What couples?”

“The one where they have to say sickly sweet stuff to each other in public and have to execute unnecessary PDA around other people.” You explained almost in full detail.

“Why are you asking?” Tom turned his attention to you now.

“Just don’t want to be one of those couples,” You mumbled.

“Then we’re going to be exactly like one of them,” Tom commented cheekily.

“You’re despicable.” You rolled your eyes.

Lunch was horrible. It was horrible because you feel like this whole orchestra is going to end badly and you- you’re the one who’s going to take most of it.

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celesjial · 5 years

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han jisung growing up because for some reason we all seem to ignore this :)

our story begins with this child 👇👇

this is the braces boy who attended def academy and tbh, he still looks 48030480 times better than i ever will so lets just stop to appreciate fetus jisung’s one piercing, braces, and his accentuated cheekbones bc they’re beautiful. let’s also appreciate his melanin and his awkward lil interview he did, which you can watch here if you’d like :).

~ moving on! let’s start in 2017, with the survival show :) (also where i fell head over heels for this boy and still going strong today ✊✊) here he is in all his glory of the survival show :)

um. the cutest? honestly i’m not surprised this is the person i chose to stan? like hfakhdflkklahdf this was the day of the jyp vs. yg thing and lemme just say i was NOT okay after that episode. those tears were all induced by this lil sweetheart above :)

and while we’re on the topic of the survival show, let’s talk about the busking. here is han jisung during their first ever meeting with the fans “live show” busking, absolutely k i l l i n g it. :)

lets just? okay moving on SIGH lets enter the months of 2018. lets enjoy this gorgeousness at his best at a fansign in 2018. here’s a pic from one of the very first fansigns stray kids ever did in the beginning of january :) jisung in pink? a big yes. big big big big yes.

im not gonna mention the ears because you know what? no. i’m not putting myself through that. time skip tho, let’s head to february to this live fan meeting they did :) (jisung’s hellevator fancam on this date? is a must watch) click here to watch it full :)

i don’t get how a 17 year old could be this effortlessly ethereal? and this outfit? like uh huh? get it 17-year-old still predebut jisung GET IT :)

ugh im going crazy i miss predebut days already buuuut let’s move on to their debut stage. gosh--i remember watching this and thanking the lord minho and felix were back-but that’s a story for another day. let’s all say hello to jisung’s red? purple? copper? copper with red and purple highlights? hair and his -- sigh-- infamous mullet days. ngl i kinda miss it, even though i really hated it when i saw it the first time. nonetheless, on to debut stage han jisung! (he wanted everyone to call him han, but i gave up on that because personally i think jisung is a very pretty name and im gonna use it :))

you know what? dumbass mullet or not i still love him (all the mullet enthusiasts boutta attack me)

moooooooving on from the debut stage, let’s talk about fansigns and jisung in the i am: not era. let’s just--i think this mightve been his realization that he’s just a softy boy and so he decided to take the cutest teeny lil pics possible, because here he is enjoying life at a fansign in april 2018 :)

B U N N Y. MY BUNNY. FIGHT ME HES THE CUTEST EVER AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH SO CMUCH. :)

however, the colored hair didn’t stay for very long because we were back to dark pretty soon :) something we’ll later come to miss, you’ll see :) anyways, moving on to june and this legendary stage!

this was jisung’s day and no one else’s. he murdered me, let me be buried, dug me up, and murdered me again and i was not o frickng kay. it was hot the day they performed and he was sweating like crazy and smiling and just wilding on stage and i had no words, lemme tell ya. y’all seeing him grow up yet? no? that’s okay, we’re getting there ;) let’s move on to a soft pic since i don’t think staring at this one for very long is good for your health kdhaljkfhdajhdf.

so onto july 2018! here’s an airport pic of the day he got his drink stolen and started pouting like a lil baby. he’s gorgeous and adorable and his big blue shirt and hat and stuff ughhhh aljdhflka i dkkk.

but here :)

yes. just--yes. jisung in baby blue? yes. jisung anywhere anytime? yes. yes. yes. just---yes. :)

let’s go ahead and move on to august, aka the month jisung decided it would be a great amazing time of the year to start murdering us all. let’s start off a lil bit smooth--here’s the day they were on stage and jisung decided it’d be a great idea to be crazy hot.

maybe i just got a thing for jisung in baseball caps, ya know? but maybe you’ll notice his hair starting growing longer here--and here we begin the era of the hottest person ever--long haired jisung. it is a phenomenon that no one can beat, not even get-cool era jisung because--well, you’ll see.

prepare yourself. the next pic is not a fun one to go through, trust me.

i’ll let you have a moment. take your time, breathe, it’s okay :) i go through the same thing every time i see this photo, don’t worry. but hey, do you see the growing up now? if not, before we get into the real stuff, i suggest you scroll back up and compare that very first pic you saw to this one. see it now? yeah, i thought so. and we’re not done yet.

say hello to blonde jisung! the jisung we’re gonna be seeing for a while--till the end of 2018, to be exact aljhadlkjfhadkjfhalkjdhf. this is just the beginning, kids. buckle up.

let’s move on to the i am: who unveil--prepare yourself. none of the following pics are fun. none of blonde jisung is fun. i hate blonde jisung.

here we go!

yup. i am who jisung said move out of his way, because he is the king and no one can stop him. go ahead and admire him for a bit longer. we’re nowhere near finished yet. (PS DO YOU SEE THE GROWTH CHANGE YET BC I SEE IT BICH)

anyways!!!! let’s move on to kcon thailand 2018 jisung! as in king prince jisung who can never be beat so shut up!

yup. mhm. i have no caption for this one except warning: may cause heart attacks bc i know the day the fansite pics of this came out i nearly cried and died and cried again yall know. new stans, here’s what you missed of han jisung but dont worry! i’ll always be here to introduce you to him :).

anywho! let’s do another pic from 2018 before we get on to december jisung. and january jisung of 2019. warning now--if you want to scroll past this post you probably should now, because you may actually collapse after that. but let’s have a little fun first! here’s jisung from that day yall already know--yup. this day. here we go.

yup. last blonde jisung you’ll be getting, because we are moving into 2018 jisung.

hold up. actually, i lied. you’ll get one more blonde jisung--but beware. we’re moving into award show era. ready? no? oh well, here you go anyways. let’s have king jisung from this award show--the one i cannot remember the name of but whatever :)

ah, right! the asia artist awards. ahaha the good old asas. oh well, i’m sure you don’t care about that--i mean, are you LOOKING AT THIS pIC? this day will always be remembered as the day jisung told changbin to move bitch and let him walk the center of the red carpet. anywho, yeap! this is the last blonde jisung, i swear. we’re moving into--shudder--mama era jisung. nothing else to say, here we go.

uh huh. i’ll give you a minute, don’t worry. blue haired jisung was the reign of all jisungs and fight me. FI G H T ME. what tf happened to the cute child from january? this ain’t him. this is a lil demon right here. i will never, ever get over december 2018 mama jisung. never.

but we’re not done here, tho! because the awards shows went on into january! and february! but don’t worry, i won’t kill you with all the pics. just one. let’s move on to faded silver haired-jisung, or the radiance of all the awards show of 2019.

here you go! have fun with this one! this jisung was out to kill us all--i still don’t think i’m over it, ya know? but like, whatever. i’m just out here tryna bias this satan of a person, you know. that’s how it be.

aannddd finally, let’s move on to current han jisung. han jisung right now. han jisung on march 25, 2019, as in exactly one year after he debuted. let’s take a look at what han jisung looks like these days. :)

here we have a nice old han jisung from just a couple of days ago! isn’t that great? we love this man.

i hate him get the demon away from me lord help me--

but let’s just appreciate his growth. ngl, i didn’t think he could change much when i was watching the survival show because of how gorgeous he was already, but god damnit he did and he killed me several times along the way. a

and that was the story of han jisung since debut! still don’t see the growth, scroll back up, don’t read my inserts, and look at the last pic again. i’m sure you see it by now. let’s appreciate han jisung growing up everybody! i’m totally not crying, and you aren’t either. but yeah!

i love him a lot and you should love him too, even when he had braces because he was a cute lil mtf back then and i miss him a lot.

but yeah! that’s it i have no closure for this post so goodbye :)

#stray kids #han jisung #why did i do this #watch no one see this #sigh

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my-only-angelle · 5 years

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@multi-fandomgoddess

it had been nearly two weeks since Richard had been home from tour, and it has been the hardest two weeks for you because you had been keeping the biggest secret from him for so long already. You were nearly four months pregnant and you haven’t told a soul since you found out- you were adamant that the first person to know should be the father of your child. throughout the whole time, he had been home you still hadn’t found the right time to tell him. there was always so much going on and the two of you had been pulled in every direction since Richard came home. every other weekend Aaliyah was staying at y’alls house and throughout the week Richard was either in meetings, recording sessions or trying to catch up on everything he’s missed since he was on tour. enough time had passed that you knew you had to tell him soon or he would find out by other means. You had remembered that this weekend would be his families monthly get together and you were dreading the thought of not only having to hide your small growing bump from Richard but now his entire family too.

soon enough Saturday had come and you were trying to find the right outfit to wear that wouldn’t arise too much suspicion. you had begun showing a small bump about a month ago but you could easily play it off as bloating or eating too much during a meal to friends and family. But now, nearly four months along and it was starting to show more and you would need to find a top that was flowy enough that no one would notice. After deciding on a good enough outfit, you went to find Richard and see if he was ready to go- you knew all too well how impatient his family could get, especially with how rarely they had the chance to see him.

the entire drive to his families house was a mix of Richard talking about how much he missed being home, being with you and now finally getting to be with his whole family again. this was one of the big reasons why it was so easy to fall for him- his love for his family was so strong and that was a quality that you had cherished and not to mention how he was with Aaliyah. She was the only girl in his life for so long and when you came along he was very hesitant at first and very unsure of how things would turn out. he had been burned so many times before and even with Aaliyah’s mom, he had every right to be cautious with who he brought into his life and now his daughters’ life as well. after dozens of secret dates and a few sleepovers he introduced Aaliyah to you and honestly he couldn’t tell who was more nervous- him or you. but every nerve instantly dissipated as soon as he saw how well Aaliyah took to you and that’s when he knew that you would be different than any other girl before you. he didn’t realize how much he had already fallen for you until it was too late, and by then he was determined to make things work with you and he knew that you would be his forever. And that feeling was very evident in the way that he always included you in his plans for the future and by the fact that the two of you were always assumed to be coming to every family function. His family had welcomed you with open arms after he had spent months talking about you to anyone who would listen. This weekend was no different than any other time that you had gone over, at least that’s what you had to convince yourself of so no one would ask any questions.

Being snapped out of your own thoughts you felt the car door open to your side as Richard stayed there looking down at you with a puzzled look.

“Estas bien nena?” he asks as you take his hand to get out of the car and walk up to his parent’s house.

“what? yeah, I’m just a bit tired babe- ah pues, Tengo hambre. how about we go in, yeah?” you said as you tried to blame your mindlessness on something else, hoping it would be enough for Richard to drop the subject.

the two of you were immediately greeted with loud screams and warm hugs. Every family member quickly exchanging ‘hello’s’ and then moving yall to the back yard where all the action was. It wasn’t long before Richard was basically tackled to the ground by yashua and everyone’s attention went to the two brothers making complete fools of themselves as per usual.

“SAY IT PENDEJO! SAY IT!!” yashua screams as he tries to pin Richard down on the ground. Your mixed emotions getting the better of you as you watched the muscles on Richard’s arms flex as he tried to break loose from his little brother’s grip. luckily with all the commotion going on outside, you managed to sneak away and go inside and get a little peace from all the noise. it wasn’t that you didn’t love his family because you did, and they all adored you- his entire family had welcomed you as soon as Richard had introduced you and that really meant the world when the two of you moved in together and you were left all alone when he went on tour. But at the moment you knew that you would spill the beans to anyone who even paid the smallest attention to you. unfortunately for you, you weren’t going to catch a break today.

“Hey! it’s so nice to see you again y/n, would you mind helping me in the kitchen real quick? I just need some help making the chile, can you mix everything together?” Richards mom asked you as you turned the corner into the kitchen.

“uh, sure, of course.’ you nervously laugh as you stand next to her, hoping that she won’t see the small bump that slightly going over the countertop.

She started with some small talk while she moved around the kitchen. easy questions like how you’d been, what it was like to have Richard back home and if y’all had any plans for the few weeks that he was still in town. at first, it was easy to give simple answers but as time went on, you could smell the overwhelming aroma of all the food that was filling the small room. you could feel your stomach come up to your throat and your mouth start to water as you knew exactly what was about to happen in a matter of seconds if you didn’t get out soon. You couldn’t hold it down any longer as you ran straight to the empty sink and let everything out. it took less than a second for Richards mom to be by your side and pulling your hair back and rubbing small circles on your back. so much for trying to hide it from everyone now. After you had calmed down enough to catch your breath, you apologized profusely for throwing up in her sink, but all she could do was sit back and listen while all the switches clicked in her head.

“so how far along are you y/n?” she questions, her knowing smirk evident. and then it happened, just like seconds before but now the truth came out like word vomit. you couldn’t hold it in any longer and her caring eyes were enough to get you to spill every detail and how far along you knew you were. it took a full minute to realize that she had pulled you into a tight hug as you told her everything. and it wasn’t until she pulled away and her smile fell as she looked directly behind you.

“ay, mijo.. um. I think you two should talk,” she says as she leaves the room and for the second time you could feel your stomach turn.

you slowly turned around trying to avoid his gaze, knowing that you would break down at any second if he were to look you in the eyes.

“um… how-how long were you there? did you hear everyt-”

“-is it true?” he cuts you off while walking closer to you, small tears beginning to pool in his eyes. he held your chin and tilted it up so he could look you in the eyes. you couldn’t keep it from him any longer.

“i-…. yes… it’s true- i-i tried to tell you earlier, but it just wasn’t the right time- and i- I’m so sorry baby, i-”

“Woah, why are you sorry nena? this is…. this is the best news I’ve had all year!” he says as he wipes the few tears that fell down his cheek, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you into his chest while his shirt easily caught the tears falling from your eyes.

“I’m going to be a dad again?” he whispered as his beautifully bright smiled crept on his face. your tears still freely flowing as your smile matched his, your head nodding as he picked you up and spun you around the room. the mix of emotions finally leaving your body like a huge weight had been lifted off your shoulders. he set you down gently as he gently placed his warm hand against your small bump. he quickly looks up to you

“We have to tell everyone amor!” he says trying to contain his excitement as he grabbed your hand and nearly dragged you outside with the rest of his family, clearly having no patience and wanting everyone to know right away.

once the two of you were outside, he pulled you close as he tried to get everyone’s attention.

“YO EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! IMA NEED EVERYONE TO MAKE WAY FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD!” he exclaimed excitedly to his entire family as he dramatically parted ways through everyone and brought you down the porch steps- obviously not paying attention to your red cheeks from all the attention being on the two of you. loud hollers and screams were being shared amongst his family as all of his tias came rushing towards you to touch your hardly noticeable bump. you could see from the corner of your eye Richards mom raising her cup to you, and then yashua jumping up and down telling Richard that this baby was going to be the best-styled baby ever and that he was ready to be the best tio ever just like he is with Aaliyah.

“this is the start of our forever baby.” he whispers into your ear while he gently stroked the small of your back and swayed you back and forth.

this is unedited because i basically rewrote the whole thing, so ill fix it tomorrow guys lol😅😅😅😅

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anotherfandomblog21 · 6 years

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Not much of a secret . Part 1

A/n: in this series you are Justin’s sister. This also takes place before Hannah killed herself like right after Justin sending the pic around. She will be in it though. Bryce and Monty are in it they are a little different. Like Bryce isn’t a rapist and Monty isn’t a complete asshole.

Warnings: mentions of sex.

You and Justin were brother and sister. You were just a year older that him. You and Justin were a lot alike. You both played sports. Had the same friends. Liked the same food. You went to the same parties. The list could go on and on. But you both had some differences too. Tonight you and Justin were going to a party together like you did to every party.

Ariving to the party. You both went your separate ways. You went to go look for Jeff a really good friend of yours. Finding Jeff in the kitchen fixing himself a drink. “Jeffery!” You yell as you approached him. He jumped at your voice “jeez y/n a little warning next time.” He says while he takes a sip of whatever he poured into his cup. “What do you want to drink?” He questions while looking at you. “Uh something strong.” You tell him. He nods his head making you a drink. Finishing making it he turns to you and hands you the drink. You taking a sip of it yep it was strong but that’s what you asked for.

Now you and Jeff were sitting outside talking. You were having a good time. When suddenly Jeff decided to kiss you. And to your surprise you kissed back. Soon Jeff pulls away. “Uh i-I’m sorry.” Jeff stutters out. You don’t know if it was you or the drinks talking but you ask him to go somewhere a little more private. Jeff agreed and followed you inside and upstairs to a room. Soon one thing led to another and you and Jeff had sex. You laid your head on his chest thinking. What just happened? Being really good friends with Jeff you didn’t want it to ruin anything. You weren’t even really sure of your feelings right now. But Jeff he was sure. He had like you for awhile now. But never tried to pursue anything. He was afraid to ask you out on a date or anything. But he was sure of his feelings towards you. Soon you fall asleep and so does he.

The next morning you wake up before Jeff. Remembering the night before. Semi freaking out you got out of bed putting your clothes on and leaving to go home. You were as quiet as you could be not wanting to talk right now till you figured everything out for yourself.

Ariving home you walked in. Hearing your mother arguing with someone. You then see meth Seth was back. Damn it. You walked to your room changing. Not wanting to stay long you grab a bag and put some clothes in it. Going to Justin’s room to see if he was here. And to no surprise he wasn’t. You grab your bag heading out the door while dialing Justin’s number. After a few rings you hear his voice mumbling a quick hello. “Where are you?” You asked “at Bryce’s “ he answers. “Okay. Well I’m gonna go to someone’s house.” You tell him unsure of where to go right now. You usually would go to Jeff’s. He didn’t mind and neither did his parents. But after last night you weren’t going to because you were unsure about the whole situation. “You can come here.” You heard Justin say over the phone. “Um yeah okay.” You say “do you need Zack to pick you up?” He questions. “Yes please.”

A little while later Zack pulls up and you get in. As y’all are riding Zack asked why you didn’t go to Jeff’s like you normally would. “Um I think he has something going on today. So I just didn’t want to intrude.” You tell Zack. He nods his head in response. You finally arrive getting out following zack to the pool house. Walking in seeing Justin sitting out the couch playing video games with Alex. Nobody else but them here. Going over to the couch sitting next to Justin. He didn’t say anything or look at you. He was to into the game so you got out your phone. Seeing you had A few messages from Jeff and some missed phone calls from him as well. The messages were

Hey I think we need to talk.

Please can we talk?

Why’d you leave before I woke up?

Y/n please answer.

Damn it.

Okay fine whatever.

Reading the messages you felt kinda bad because you do need to talk about it. But right now you just couldn’t. You had to figure thing out before seeing him. But that was going to be almost impossible tomorrow since you had a few classes with him at school. Getting up heading somewhere you could be alone and think.

You felt someone shaking you. “Hmm. Stop it I’m trying to sleep.” You mumbled to whoever was disturbing you. But they didn’t seem to quit. Finally opening your eyes you yell “What damn it I’m trying to fucking sleep.” Seeing it was justin. “We have to get ready for school.” He states matter of fact. “No I don’t want to go.” You tell him closing your eyes again wanting to go back to sleep. You then feel yourself being lifted off the bed. “What the hell.” You say. “I told you to get up now get up and get ready.” Justin says bossy. “Whatever.” you say. Taking a quick shower putting on a pair of leggings and over sized t-shirt. Pulling your hair in a messy bun. Doing very little make up. When your finally finished you leave the room walking to where Justin and Bryce were waiting on you. Walking out to the car you were silent. The whole car ride was only Bryce and Justin talking.

When you finally arrive you get out of the car. Rushing to your locker planing to grab your stuff before Jeff had time to but of course that didn’t work. Jeff standing beside you now. “Look y/n. We need to talk about it okay. I’m sorry. Just we have to talk about it.”Jeff says to you. You nod your head. “Yes I know I just don’t want to talk bout it here or right now okay. Now I have to get to class.” You tell him walking away. “Damn it.” Jeff says as you walk away. Sitting in class your phone dinging and everyone around you phones start to ding. Looking at your phone it was sent anonymous. Clicking on the message there was a video attached to it. Making sure your volume was down. You start to watch the video. “Oh my god.” You say aloud. “Miss foley is there a problem.” The teacher ask. “Yes I mean no. I mean can I please go to the restroom?” You asked the teacher nodded. You get up grab your stuff and head out. How? How did this happen. Oh my god what is Justin going to think. Maybe he hasn’t seen it or something. Oh who are you kidding with this school everybody already probably know. You sat there in the bathroom thinking about how this could possibly happen. Who filmed. How did the my even know what the hell were you going to do. Putting on your best game face I guess you could say. You walked out of the bathroom and towards the gym thinking maybe it was Jeff. Maybe he was mad that you wouldn’t talk to him.

Bursting through the doors of the boys locker room heading straight for Jeff. You hear an oh shit from monty. Telling him to fuck off as you made it to where Jeff was standing. He looks up “y/n! What the hell are you doing?! Get out of the dudes locker room!” He quickly says. “No not until you tell me why.” You say angry at him. “Tell you why? To what? Is this about the other night?” Jeff says quitely not wanting anyone to hear. But you had no idea. “Yeah it is how could you do that and send it to everyone?!” You said Jeff looked at you confused not know what to say. “Why would you do that to me!” You tell him not wanting to cry but tears welling up in your eyes. “W-what are you talking about?” He says still confused. You noticed his face. Now you felt kinda bad maybe he doesn’t know. Pulling out your phone going to the video pressing play. “Oh my god”

A/n: hope yall like part one. Give me some feed back! And also even though I’m doing a series you can still send in some requests!! Thank y’all!

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spiritcc · 5 years

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Got it ol in me ded moroz bag, eNJOY THE INFO DUMP, CHILDREN.

1. Andrey Mironov and his Interesting Facts

Lemme not be original and recite the facts that might just as well be very-well known but I myself constantly forget about these:

The dude suffered from skin boils (furuncles) all over his body: this is one of the reasons he always wore these never-ending turtlenecks, it was just a way to hide the skin horrors. Those fuks also hurt af which bothered Mironov’s stage partners and friends in scenes where he’d have to fall and/or get caught by other people, because that they’d have to grab all his 20359582 sore spots and deliver The Pain. Obvs they’d be like m8 lets just change this scene but Mironov insisted to do it for The Art, so all they were left with was to figure out how to grab him today to lessen the pain.

The dude got one real daughter and one fake daughter (stepdaughter ok ok), both were named Maria, which never fails to entertain me whenever pics of both of them show up and ppl are like HECK YEA MASHAS!!! WAIT WHICH MASHA IS THIS??? The fake daughter recently split up from Livanov’s murder son which is a shame imo, it really looked like there was something good going on but alas.

Mironov was the epitome of YOLO, in a positive way, all Mironov and His Friends ever cared about is how to make money and have a grand time, bc nobody was ever rich in the USSR and tbh not that happy either. They can and they WILL get across half of Russia on a scooter to make a show for the grandmas of the Meat Processing Factory No. 425 for em sweet sweet 100 roubles, the absolute SLÜTE for the cash and vodka, jump in for the Good Kush and do not look back. The shite they did on their international theater tours is something else entirely, ma dudes, but basically: THEY WILL EAT YOUR CROPS, STEAL THE FOOD FROM SQUIRRELS, BEG STRANGERS FOR MONEY, DO A GROUP PISSING.

The betch was a constant victim of pranks: whether it was from Livanov and his canteen sausages, or his bffs Shirvindt and Derzhavin who packed his bag for his honeymoon with bricks and a portrait of Lenin, but the pranking shitstorm was relentless and neverending and it looks like Mironov took it all with a big ol face of :’)

2. The most dramatic celebrity romance

I think we can agree it’s them fucking Vladimir Vysotsky and Marina Vlady, my gOD how fucknig dramatic and inflated and over-exposed and fucking overrated, the meaning of DRAMA itself. Yall know how much the government LOATHED every single breath Vysotsky took anyways, thenks to his poetry/songs that rightfully shat all over the most prominent aspects of living in the USSR, so the guy was rolling in constant drama 24/7 as it was, bUT THEN! He just HAD to get involved with a French fucking actress and make it serious: cue the absolute shitshow of them trying to get married, then an even bigger shitshow of Vysotsky getting so fearless he wanted visas to visit his wife in France and he gOT THEM in the end, possibly resulting in the government using his cutouts as target practice. So the betch keeps spitting out his Realest Songs despite them being forbidden, gets a free pass to teh fuckin ABROAD!!!!!! to dick his wife down, and gets away with it ol!!!!! The romance is so fucking shite lmao the gal is still trying to make it out as something Special when the motherfucker was quite openly cheating on her left and right, he literally died with his new burd at his bed (i am so sorry yarmolnik’s wife i luv ur husband and i hope yall still happy together). I think I’ve accidentally read a snippet from her book where she fuckien started describing them FUCKING in some cringy terms i was like hELLO???? THE SHIDD??? Basically, every aspect of Vysotsky’s life and their marriage was always some full-blown drama and tragically enough it still is bc all these other fucks are still alive and throbbing for attention i am so tired.

However, I cannot not include a VERY HONOURABLE ADDITION of uuh ~somewhat” celebs because this romance was GOOD, AND VERY GOOD, AND EXTREMELY GOOD!!!!!

Fucking Brian Grover and Elena Golius in 1938, the absolute mad lads. We have a luv story of an English engineer and some Russian gal who fell in love despite the very real fears in the current regime and all, and despite the gal being woke enough to try and dodge such a potential death sentence on her ass, but Grover’s intentions were good and pure and serious so the otp became canon. The dude was such a sicc engineer he got actually nationwide famous thanks to his sicc good actions during some oil rig explosion disaster, which did make him a celeb I guess. After that the gal felt safe enough to confess her luv and get married but SYKE LOL good luck with that in the fucking 1930s! So Grover came up with a Cunning Plan where he just quit his job, bought an old truck and hid the gal between flour bags, transported her to Moscow and they somehow managed to get married there, bUT SYKE AGAIN!! He had to come back to England one day and when he wanted to return back to Russia TOUGH LUCK LOL THE POLITICAL SITUATION HAS CHANGED UR BLOCKED BETCH BYE. The wife pleads the government and is told to get fuck’d, she applies for a visa and gets fuck’d, the husband accepts a job in Persia and works there for five years in hopes that the country has sum Right People to help him get in Russia, but no luck. Finally, the wife writes to him that’s all lost and rip and they should just forget it all, and this is where Grover goes :)

One day a nice man shows up at London’s flying school asking for a pilot’s license, to which he obvs gets a rational answer of UH M8 YOU GOTTA COMPLETE THE FLYING COURSE N ALL IT LITERALLY TAKES YEARS TO DO??? and the man says that’s ok :)) i am ready :)) in just under a MONTH he gets his license, and uses his last money to buy an old plane and pay another pilot to accompany him on his Surprise Journey, which was literally FLYING ACROSS THE CONTINENT ILLEGALLY TO RUSSIA TO SEE HIS WIFE. So em fucks buckle up and navigate their way with a help of a fuckigg world map from a high school geography book, it was so cold Grover had to water the fuel meter with hot coffee from his thermos to stop it from freezing, all until they finally ran out of everything and safely crashed SOMEWHERE in Russia.

So as the shocked as fuck farmers watch an English fucking plane crash in their field, some nice gent crawls out and in broken Russian says something liek Hello I am Brian Grover and I’m Here To See My Wife :))

Cue the NKVD prison, the mass coverage from the press, the criminal charges up to 10 years in gulags bc of how many fucking laws he broke, but as it became very clear that his only objective was to see his wife, the court suddenly chilled the fuck out and only ordered him to pay a fine and allowed the luv burds to ~reunite~ while the court cheered. SO BRIAN AND ELENA GOT TOGETHER FOREVA AND HAD TWO KIDS AND LIVED WITH EACH OTHER ALL THEIR LIVES TILL THEY WERE LIKE 90 AND DIED ONE YEAR APART!!!!!

IF THAT AINT THE MOST DRAMATIC ROMANCE IN THE USSR THEN NOTHING ELSE IS.

3. Goodie actors/Baddie actors

i wallow quite a lot in biographies and autobiographies n all, and from them i certainly learned that no person is just 100% good or evil, like there are always aspects of their lives where they are assholes, but there are always good sides to them as well, so in that conclusive sense of ASSHOLE vs ANGEL, nobody is either. My luv smoktun is a strong power bottom irl but an absolute annoying betch when it comes to The Art, mikhalkov is the fuckin devil child but everybody always praises how good of a director and even a friend he was (NOT ANYMOR HUH), Livanov is always that 50/50 on the pure evil vs goodness good scale, like it’s hard to just pinpoint a BETCH or a UWU.

But I’ll try and say that on the Bad scale, it’s usually the gals, and Nonna Mordyukova is one of them. Like we have divas, but then there’s this gal where you just never know what she’ll do to you. A nightmare to work with (”mordyuk” the “”swear word””” from the diamond arm is literally Gaidai getting pissed at working with her this much), explosive in life, holding fucking nothing sacred. Varley, her daughter-in-law, was just liek TF 24/7 bc one day the grandson would be her best person ever and then SUDDENLY she’d be like FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS KID WHO KNOWS WHERE IT CAME FROM!!! despite the kid being a carbon copy of Mordyukova’s son. You’re just constantly at her vague mercy wondering which stars should align today for her to suddenly change your mind about you, like idk what is everybody loving about her but she was a rather heavy and unpleasant person to be around and fuck that. Also, not a good fucking actress. Find me a role where she isn’t playing some Ethnic Slavic Woman.

As for the Pure Good, we will never have the Pure but the Big Good is Alexander Abdulov. Trust me, this guy sure knows how to tell you to fuck off and push his own self to get something and punch you in the face and even describe how he’s going to dismember you with a straight face (asdfgh it’s a long story), but he was Good. Anything you read about him, all Good, he was a very friendly guy, outgoing, active, kind, made friends with everybody, was an insane workaholic (only managed to work on the wizards during the night bc for the rest of the day he was busy in FOUR OTHER FILMS SIMULTANEOUSLY). I luv his own fake daughter story bc he really did consider Alfyorova’s daughter his own, and he’d fuckin punch you so hard if you tell him otherwise. As he said himself, he knows all her problems, all her interests, all her worries and joys, so she is his 100% no-gmo daughter. aND the fake daughter has an insta n everything and everytime she mentions Dad it’s nothing but love and rainbows and almost a decade later after his death she still cannot bring herself to visit his grave bc she just doesn’t believe that he is truly dead. All of that, mind you, with the fact that abdul and alfyorova split up and he had a family of his own later in life n all, so there was NO obligation for anything at all from either of them and yet still abdul loved her senselessly. She’s ask for a bag of sweets and he’ll get her a fucking truck of these, total mad lads all around. PLUS he was Peltser’s almost fake son she luved him this much, and stories about Peltser indicate that she was One Hell of a woman, and yet even she crumbled before the Good. I’m just never worried when it comes to articles about abdul bc i know it’s either clickbait or something good again.

THAT’S ALL DED MOROZ HAD IN HIS BAG FOR THESE QUESTIONS, CALL SNEGUROCHKA X3 MORE TIMES TO SUMMON MORE

#andrey mironov #alexander abdulov #vladimir vysotsky #QUESTION TIM BITCH #ASK MORE MY BALLSACK IS STILL FUL- shouldnt have said that

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ariesbilly · 5 years

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i already have a question was that jessica lucas playing an extra or just like... her twin lmfao

this whole game is so stupid i cant deal with this like we get it ras, you saw jumanji

the scene hasnt even started but alice already being pregnant is stupid. ras is stupid. alice is stupid. madchen is stupid cuz she ultimately led us here and i will never forgive her

also alice is an unreliable narrator and nothing she says is fact except for all the gay fredsythe shit. thats canon

why are we doing 80s when theyre in the 90s god..... i hate this show i had a whole soundtrack ready in my mind. it was mainly nirvana but ... its what fp wouldve wanted

alice had no friends gee... i wonder why...

IS THE WRITING THAT BAD OR IS IT CAMIS DELIVERY WHAT WAS THAT

lmfao fp blew alice off ok ya know.... im dying that they try so hard to set up flice as some epic romance meanwhile they could not give two shits about each other. obviously my boy was going around fucking every girl how else was he supposed to convince his dad he wasnt getting plowed by fred on the daily

alice and penelope.... gay. lesbians. gay lesbians. in love. always. OH COME ON YOU HAVE THE NERDY BITCHY CHICK WITH THE ASSHOLE FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HELLO???

fp would bring up his arm being in a cast for literally no reason what does that have to do with streaking fp? hes always been a dumb bitch at least thats consistent

IM NEVER IN MY LIFE GETTING OVER FRED APPEARING OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR TO A MEETING OF A SPORTS TEAM HES NOT EVEN FUCKING ON JUST TO RUN NAKED WITH FP ARE YOU..... WHAT..... GOD...

fred really just wanted to get detention with fp so they could have a date im cry

ras really loves his saved by the bell references huh

alice no one wants to hear your hoe stories unless theyre gay or with hal

is fp asleep with his hand over his face lmao ok thats my son

of all the time i spent talking about fp carving his initials all over the school... and they give it to alice.... fuck you. anyway riverdale high is littered with fj + fa in a heart thanks for coming to my tedtalk

tom and sierra did not date in high school. but also thats not tom so

penelope would love heathers ok.... thats my mom

and shes in love with sierra wow we stan

wow fred the gay just keeps jumping out

fred really went to look at fp before talking about how he wanted to stay in riverdale his whole life.... god he already had their wedding planned i know it

ok fred literally had no reaction to hermiones hand on his knee so... guess the feelings come later? or its bad acting idk

oh... hmm.... so... was fred too living on elm street at this time? or is it just coincidence fps dream life takes place on the street fred will eventually settle down on.... we dont know..... either way... gay

also alice exposing fp? BUT YALL GONNA SAY THIS IS ROMANTIC OR TRAGIC OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT LIKE NAH SON. ITS JUST MEAN

yall + alice think her life wouldve been better if she married fp and had chic but like... even she herself is saying fps gonna end up a drunk like his dad so ???? next

ok so like.... on the one hand fp wanting to be the first jones to go to college makes me emotional but like .... forsythe senior being a serpent? makes no sense.... i mean... i guess? if we’re rewriting history. but uh.... literally last season fp said he joined after his dad threw him out but i guess that never happened now so whatever. but why as an adult would he want to go back to the serpents? i get desperate times blah blah but.... and then to lead the gang? idk.... and then to have your own son lead it? nah

so sierra been knew about the sisters and never did anything?? ok

ok i will say this level of stupid drama is right up there with 90s soaps so like... kudos to that lmfao

fred gave fp half his sandwich just like julia and i have been saying get... out... :’)

alice carved fp and freds initials next to each other lmfao even she knew! bitch!

fred draping himself over the desks is gay culture

i literally cannot handle all the subtle fredsythe happening in this episode ras really came for my whole fucking scalp

FP AND HERMIONE FUCKED IM SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES

penelopes so fucking gay... so fucking gay. good for her

fp and hermiones season 1 interactions are suddenly making so much sense they... were in love we just need to accept this and move on with our lives

hermione: so fp what went down between you and alice. fp: not me thats for sure!

fp putting on the crown and fred immediately going into a sword fight... so anyway they fucked!

they really trying to force this heterosexual nonsense down our throats like im sorry its too little too late fred and fp are gay i can never buy anything heterosexual interaction again. besides the ones i deem appropriate. i am the gatekeeper.

WHO IS PENELOPE FIGHTING WITH THAT STANCE

why are they in the same outfits all the time ???

michael sounds so much like his dad but like just with maybe a deeper register. i love baby hiram hes the only son i claim. besides gay fredsythe. but the flice and fremione scenes are when theyre dead to me. ok i can forgive fremione. kinda

FREDHEADS DIDNT EXIST TIL SENIOR YEAR I WILL KEEP SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS AND FRED AND FP WERE THE ONLY MEMBERS EXCEPT OCCASIONALLY TOM BUT IM HAPPY TO KNOW MY BOY FP WAS ON DRUMS THATS CUTE AS HELL

interesting how fp was supposed to tell alice freds dad died. fp had to console his boyfriend he didnt have time to call alice ok

penelope and alice, fred and fp, sierra and hermione sitting across from each other. these are riverdales endgames.

also i know fp was running his foot up freds leg soothingly under the table dont play with me. he couldnt do much more than that they were in public he had to comfort his boyfriend somehow

penelope essentially: WE TAKE THIS TO OUR GRAVE!

fp..... honey... no.... spit is not necessary

everybody wants to rule the world is a fucking bop tho so ill forgive them this

ok but fred HAD THE BAND SENIOR YEAR HELLO

hermione spent the whole episode talking about how she wanted hiram and now at the end she gets with him but doesnt want it? lies

FRED AND FP ARE ROMEO AND JULIET STOP TRYNA SAY EVERYONE ELSE IS. BITCH

also fp.... won them the state championship senior year so.... he... didnt give that up omfg i hate this

yall.... they did hal so dirty i cant believe. i mean... ugh whatever i dont care

but fred and hermione went on a date senior year.... ok

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buckymcbuttfacebarnes · 6 years

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Some Other Night

Pairing: biker!bucky x reader

Word Count: about 3.2k (yall i got carried away)

Warnings: lotta fluff tad bit of angst yall know the drill

a/n: long italicized portions are memories! let me know what yall think!!! if yall have any suggestions or requests just message me!!!

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The bar wasn’t far from home, and because it was summertime the sun still shone with its bright golden glow even though it was nearly seven o’clock, so Y/N decided to walk to the bar and catch a ride back home with Bucky.

The aroma of fried food, alcohol, and cigarette smoke enveloped her senses the moment she entered. Her eyes scanned the dimly lit interior for him—he wasn’t hard to miss. He stood with his back to her, his loose bun and familiar broad shoulders distinguishing him from the rest of his group of biker buddies, a fairly large group of men and like, two women. This was their hangout spot on Saturday nights, which she knew, having been with Bucky and the group for about two and a half years now. Y/N herself wasn’t a biker, she had actually met Bucky at the auto-repair shop he worked in. She went in with the intention of getting an oil change for car and ended up being sweet talked into going on a date with him. One date turned into two, two to three, and so on...until before she knew it they were a legitimate item. This prompted her, of course, to get to know his friends. He had told her that they were his family, the most family he’d ever had anyway.

Sam was the first to spot Y/N upon her entry. He flashed her a wide grin before shouting, “Wifey’s here!”

Bucky turned, beer in hand, a doting look on his face. “Hey, baby doll,” he greeted warmly, opening his arms to welcome her forthcoming embrace.

As her arms wound around his neck a mocking snort of disgust was heard, probably from Nat. “Buck, you big softy,” Steve tsked, earning a giggle from Y/N. It was still amazing to her how different Bucky could be towards his friends and towards her. There were two very different sides to him, an unbeknownst fact to outsiders looking in. He could be so warm and playful, other times so stoic and vulgar. At times like these she got to see both sides at the same time.

“I’ll still kick your ass, Rogers,” he quipped gruffly, pressing a kiss to the side of Y/N’s head. His free hand rested on the small of her back. “I thought you had to work late tonight, doll. What ya doin’ here?”

“What, am I intruding?” she replied in an amused tone, parting from their warm embrace to give the group a look that seemed to say ‘Get a load of this guy.’

“No, doll, it’s-” he began to sputter apologetically, earning teasing laughs from the group.

“Cool it, Romeo, I’m kidding,” Y/N grinned taking his beer from his hand and taking a swig.

“You have got this man whipped,” Sam sang teasingly.

“How many times are you going to say that, Wilson? No, really? How many more do you have left in you? Can we get an estimate?” Tony sarcastically asked.

“Yeah, Wilson,” Bucky chimed with a satisfied grin.

Tony turned to him and tutted, “I’m not defending you. You’re whipped. I’m just tired of hearing Wilson chirping it all the damn time like a fucking parrot.”

Sam’s brows raised before a coy look befell upon his features. “So it’s not the fact that I’m saying it, it’s the tune? Well why you ain’t say that, man? I can fix that right now, hold on, look.” He cleared his throat in preparation.

“Alright, alright,” Y/N cut in with a loud laugh, “We don’t need none of that, Sam...Anyways, what’s goin’ on gang? How’s everybody been?”

It was a simple inquiry, but it was a question that had kicked off the entire night, as it often did. They spent time dishing on their love lives, family lives, personal lives. They had been a close-knit group before Y/N came into the picture—very close...and they hadn’t collectively accepted her with open arms at first. They weren’t unpleasant, but she could tell they were guarded. Wanda was welcoming, by far the sweetest out of the bunch. She assured her that the group would warm up to her...it would just take some time.

“Look, Bucky, I don’t know about this.”

“C’mon, what’s the big deal, doll face. We both know they’re all gonna love ya! Plus, you’ll be hangin’ with me, so you know you’ll have a good time,” the blue eyed devil winked playfully.

“You don’t think it’s too soon?”

“Too soon?” he scoffed, brows furrowing. “Never too soon to meet the gang! These are the people I spend the most time with—they’re like family!”

“Family? Buck…” She stood between his legs. He was seated on the edge of his bed, her hands resting gently on his shoulders.

“Not my real family, but you know. Friend family.” The cool metal fingertips of his left hand gently ghosted across the bare skin of the back of her thigh.

“Still family. What if they don’t like me?”

“Then they’re bigger dumbasses than I thought.”

“I don’t think I’m hardcore enough for these people. They all have Harley’s and cool jackets,” she pointed out factually, lips pursing. “I don’t got that shit.”

“You’re hardcore enough for me,” Bucky grinned that wolfish grin of his. “You like it real hardcore, huh, doll?” he asked teasingly, bringing her down onto the bed with him in one abrupt, swift motion. He began tickling her relentlessly, “Say it, doll! Say it: ‘I’m hardcore!’” He had her in a fit of side-splitting giggles. The sound of her laugh was like a symphony in his ears. It was a beautifully contagious sound, he found himself laughing too. “I’m not gonna stop ‘til you say it!”

“I’m—” the giggles kept her from finishing the phrase.

“You’re what?” he asked mockingly. “Hurry up, dollface! My hands are gettin’ real tired.”

“I’m hardcore!” she shouted, her chest heaving as his hands left her body. Her hands flew up to wipe the tears from her eyes, her laughter slowly subsiding. “Get off of me you fucking neanderthal. I can’t breathe.”

He chuckled and climbed off of her. He pressed a sloppy, lingering kiss to her lips. “So you’ll come. They’ll love ya. You said it yourself, you’re hardcore.”

“Gang, this is Y/N,” Bucky introduced her happily. “Y/N this is...well, everybody.”

She received a collective murmur of hellos and heys as a response. She caught a pretty redhead’s eye for a moment and she smiled. The redhead scowled in response. Y/N noticed the weary look in the broad shouldered, bearded man’s eyes. What did that mean?

The group dispersed on their own after a brief, unexciting conversation amongst themselves and Y/N, some heading to the kitchen to get drinks, others going off to mingle with other partygoers.

Buck smiled at her, “I think that went fairly well.”

“Could’ve been worse,” Y/N shrugged before she herself left to grab a drink.

At the party that evening, Y/N felt completely out of place. Bucky, being the gentleman he was, was hesitant to leave her side when she told him to go mingle with his friends. It took a little convincing, but she finally got him to leave her alone—she couldn’t look like some wimp that wasn’t capable of making her own friends. While she knew she had to go out on a limb here and approach them herself, she wasn’t striving to please anyone. She wanted them to like her, but she wasn’t willing to go out of her way to make herself especially likable tonight.

“Y/N,” someone called out to her above the thrum of the music. She turned to see one of Buck’s friends approaching her. A girl with long brown hair, a very pretty smile on her face. “Hey, you’re one of Bucky’s friends. I’m sorry I didn’t get your name.”

“I’m Wanda,” she introduced herself, a toothy grin on her face.

“Wanda,” Y/N repeated. “Buck talks about you a lot.”

“All good things I hope.”

Y/N smiled, “Oh, always. He speaks very highly of you,”

“He speaks highly of you too, y’know? You’re all we hear about. It’s always Y/N this, Y/N that...That man...he’s gone. You’ve got him.”

A betraying heat rushed to her cheeks as she tried to hide her sheepish little grin. Bucky talked about her to his friends? That was a normal thing to do...why did it make her so tingly and warm inside?

“Oh, I hope I’m not freaking you out...he just...he really likes you, that’s all. Bucky doesn’t tend to like women enough to want to keep them around for too long, you know?”

“I didn’t, but now I do I guess,” she laughed.

“Yeah, uh, don’t tell him I told you that...it’s just the few times he has invested in a girl...girls are mean,” she concluded. It was enough for Y/N to understand what she meant. They were weary of him getting hurt again, which made sense. No one ever wants to see their friends get hurt, especially at the hands of another. “Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that I’m happy he has you...and...don’t mind everyone else, okay? Mostly Steve, he’s protective over him. Nat too.” Wanda shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly and offered another one of those warm smiles. “They’ll warm up to you, just give it some time. They’re real nice people.”

“No, no, no,” Nat objected quickly, waving her hands dismissively. “How many times do I have to tell you this? You guys don’t get to talk about sex. You’re fucking each other,” she exclaimed.

It was nearing eleven o’clock now. The gang had been there for hours, talking about absolutely everything and nothing all at the same time. The found themselves squished in the same booth, those who couldn’t fit pulled up chairs near the booth. Y/N was wedged between Bucky, who had his arm wrapped around her protectively, and Steve.

“What does that have to do with anything? I’ve heard eighty million of your guys’ sex stories,” Y/N responded.

“But, we know both of y’all. Not just one,” Sam explained factually as if it were a science. “It’s just different.”

“She likes it rough,” Bucky stated, wiggling his eyebrows as he looked amongst his group of friends.

“Yes, we’ve heard,” Sam sneered, his nose wrinkling in disgust. A similar look graced Steve’s face, who, despite his facial hair and longer locks, had a very boyish manner about him. Y/N sunk in her seat, her face flushing with an embarrassed glow. “Oh, no—don’t act all shy now. You wasn’t shy when you was doin’ all that yellin’ and moanin’ at Tony’s New Year’s party.”

Thor laughed, his broad shoulders shaking with every eb of laughter. “Oh, Bucky—Oh my God, Buck—ow!” His eyes averted to Bucky, who had kicked him beneath the table. “Not necessary.”

“So, since you two are so open to airing out your dirty laundry, let me ask you this,” began Tony, “when are you two gonna tie the knot?”

“Tie what knot?” Y/N glanced up at Bucky with a playful glint in her eye before she took a few fries from the plate in the middle of the table. They were eating in attempt to sober up enough to make their short rides home.

“The marriage knot.”

“We don’t call her wifey for nothin’,” Sam chirped. There was a pause. Y/N had an inexplicably coy little smile on her lips. She and Buck had only barely discussed the prospect of marriage, though she was very enamored with the idea of being his wife. She stuffed a couple more fries into her mouth, as her friends looked at her expectantly. She turned her gaze to Bucky, she mirrored their expectant gazes.

“Yeah, Buck. When you plan on tying me down for good, huh?”

“Who’s to say I didn’t plan on doing it tonight, hm?” he asked, his eyes narrowing as he peered down at her.

She rolled her eyes playfully. “Shut up, James.”

“If I asked you to marry me right now, what would you say?”

“I’d say...no, probably,” she teased.

Bucky nodded slowly, began digging in the pocket of his jeans. “In that case,” he began, a cheeky grin coming to his lips as the entire table was silenced. “Y/N Y/L/N,” he was still digging in his pocket. “Will you do me the honor of putting my phone in your purse?” From his pocket he pulled his cellphone and placed it on the table in front of them. There was a mischievous grin on his face. “Please?”

“You damn bastard.”

He got a lot of shit for that one. Steve was convinced he was going to see a proposal and was extremely let down. Tony was just pissed. Sam thought it truly was a “dick move”. Wanda and Nat both said they would kill him, if Y/N desired. Thor thought it was funny.

The conversation changed topic shortly afterwards, returning to raunchy stories of the sexual escapades of the group. And though Y/N loved nothing more than laughing it up at the expense of her friends past sexual ventures, the idea of marrying Bucky was awfully prominent in her mind. She knew it wouldn’t change anything for them. They already lived together, they shared everything. She adored him, she loved him. He loved her too. She didn’t need a ring to prove that love to herself or to him or to anyone else...but still...it was such a magical idea. Was it cliche to think that?

“I think I’ll marry you someday,” Bucky slurred as he walked clumsily into the house, using Y/N as support.

“You’re super drunk, Buck.”

“I mean it. No really, I do,” he insisted with a crooked smile. His eyes were barely open. She led him into the kitchen and handed him a cup of water.

“Drink that.”

“Y/N, doll face, I’m serious.”

She leaned her back against the sink, arms crossed over her chest while she watched the drunken man take tentative sips of his water, his tall figure swaying just slightly. It had been about six months since the couple had began dating. Never in her life had she seen him drunk like this. He was a man who could hold his liquor, she supposed he must’ve gotten carried away—or most likely, Thor had brought that good shit. Within the few months of their relationship it had been difficult getting him to open up, she learned that his feelings, specifically his feelings for her, poured out of him when he was drunk. She wondered if that would ever change.

“Are you listening?” he placed the glass on the counter and stumbled across the kitchen over to her, his hands resting on the edges of the counter on either side of her. He was closing her in, leaving her no room for escape.

“Mhm, I’m listening, James.”

“I love it when you call me that...when you call me by my name. It’s different when you say it.”

Y/N could not hide her grin, her hands reaching up to cup either side of his face. He leaned his head lovingly into her touch, a sigh leaving his lips, his breath tart with the heavy smell of the alcohol.

“Let’s go to bed, yeah?”

“Only...only if you’ll say you’ll marry me.”

“Not tonight I won’t.”

“Some other night then, huh doll?” he asked, his innocent tone almost making her wish that she had said yes the first time.

“Yeah, baby, some other night.”

Bucky gently squeezed Y/N’s shoulder, he brought his lips closer to her ear. It was nearing twelve thirty now. “You wanna get out of here?” She nodded in reply, her head tilting back slightly to rest against his chest.

“Alright guys, we’re gonna head out,” he announced. They slid out of the booth together, one after the other.

“I’ll see y’all later, alright?” Y/N smiled at those who remained in the booth and gave a little wave. Despite her attempts to say goodbye were missed though, the group before her shared a collective gasp, their eyes focused on something behind her. She turned to find that Bucky was no longer standing, but was down on one knee.

Her breath hitched audibly in her throat. What the hell? Her hands flew up to her mouth as she looked down at him. There was an earnest smile on his lips and his eyes shone like the most beautiful blue jewels she’d ever seen. There was a stillness in the air that made her heart race. This couldn’t be real.

Bucky reached into the pocket of his leather jacket, that earnest expression shifting into one of pure confusion as he pulled out a pack of gum. He looked to the group and then back to his girl. “What? I bent down to tie up my shoe, then I found some bubblegum in my pocket.”

From behind her, Y/N could hear Steve muttering, “You fucking punk.” Steve was not one to swear.

She dropped her hands from her mouth, they were now balled up into fists at her sides. If she was a little crazier she might have punched the shit out of him. When he stood he towered over her. Perhaps that would have been intimidating if she wasn’t so pissed. “You’ve gotta be really evil to do some shit like this, you got me excited for nothing!” she accused angrily, though there was a hint of a grin threatening to curl at her lips.

“You want a piece?” he offered, holding out the pack to her.

She did not hesitate to hit it out of his hand, “No I don’t want none of your bullshit gum! What the fuck?”

“What? You said no earlier, now I know you’d say yes,” he teased. He knew she would have said yes tonight or any other night that he might have chosen to ask her. He just enjoyed being an asshole sometimes.

“Whoop his ass, Y/N!” Sam exclaimed from behind her. His statement was met with a clamor of vocalized agreement from the others.

“I love you, baby doll,” he cooed, wrapping an arm around her shoulders and pulling her into his side. He pressed a kiss to the side of her head as he began to lead her towards the door.

“I should punch you in your face right now,” she shook her head in incredulous disbelief. She and the entire group, had fallen for the same trick twice in the same night. “So you plan on actually proposing sometime or what? I promise you will die if you do this again.”

“Is that a threat?”

“That’s exactly what it is.”

“Alright, fine. Soon, I think.”

“You think?”

“Actually, I know.”

“Alright then when?”

“Dollface, you’ll never see it comin’. It’ll be when you least expect it.”

“Fuck you.”

“I’ll let you do that when we get home,” he winked.

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gaykimjisoo · 6 years

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thursday, 3:04 am

rating: t

pairings: hong yeondeok/cha juran, yuka/shizuko (the silenced)

word count: 660

summary: yeondeok creates a groupchat.

read on ao3

notes: this isnt for a kpop group it’s just for a korean movie that deserves more recognition. watch it.

also i suggest reading it on ao3 bc tumblr formatting is.. uhh.. bad for chatfics

cha juran; tokyo stealing bitch

hong yeondeok; sad lesbian

shizuko; og shizuko

yuka; og shizuko’s gf

kihira; (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

eguchi; fuck this gay shit

sad lesbian made a groupchat!

sad lesbian changed the groupchat title to dorm 6969.

sad lesbian added tokyo stealing bitch, og shizuko, og shizuko’s gf, (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ, and fuck this gay shit.

thursday 3:04 am

sad lesbian: hey guys!

sad lesbian: how r u all?

og shizuko’s gf: fuck is this

sad lesbian: oh okay that’s how it’s gonna be

og shizuko’s gf: you didn’t answer the question

sad lesbian: WELL

sad lesbian: i thought it would be nice if we had a groupchat for our dorm

sad lesbian: but apparently my sacrifices are being mocked

og shizuko’s gf: and why did you make it at 3 am. no one is awake except for you and the insomniac.

sad lesbian: uh

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: owo what’s this?

og shizuko’s gf: jesus christ it’s a fucking gremlin

tokyo stealing bitch: kihira is your height, yuka

og shizuko’s gf: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS

tokyo stealing bitch: who else would it be

sad lesbian: what was that about us being the only ones awake

og shizuko’s gf: you know what? fuck all of u

og shizuko’s gf left the groupchat

tokyo stealing bitch: oh

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: bwye bwye!!!!!

sad lesbian: ....

sad lesbian: i feel like we should add her back

tokyo stealing bitch: ….

tokyo stealing bitch: i don’t want to tho

sad lesbian: fair

sad lesbian changed the groupchat title to dorm 6969 minus yuka

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: i thought our dorm number was 8?

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: there’s only a couple hundred dorms at this school, after all…

sad lesbian: don’t worry about it

tokyo stealing bitch: i wish i had that innocence

og shizuko: yall woke me up w all these notifs so there better be a good reason for this

sad lesbian: oh hello shizuko!!!!!!!!

sad lesbian: this is a groupchat for our dorm!!!!

sad lesbian: where we will all be COURTEOUS to each other!!!

og shizuko: is that fake shizuko bitch here

tokyo stealing bitch: i thought i was tokyo stealing bitch

tokyo stealing bitch: do i have to change my name again

og shizuko: well at least you know what the fuck you are

og shizuko: one pro among hundreds of thousands of reasons to hate you

tokyo stealing bitch: well i’ll do it if you ask nicely

sad lesbian: can’t we all just get along

og shizuko: no

tokyo stealing bitch: no

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: no

sad lesbian: but kihira you love everybody

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: but everyone agreed no????

sad lesbian: never change

tokyo stealing bitch: does eguchi even have a phone

sad lesbian: i had to ask her mom for it

tokyo stealing bitch: makes sense

og shizuko: did y’all kick out yuka or did she just leave

og shizuko: i’m leaning toward the latter, based on how this is going

sad lesbian: she left

og shizuko: and you didn’t add her back??

sad lesbian: she was corrupting the atmosphere!

sad lesbian: as are you!

og shizuko: you know you can just directly message juran instead of just making excuses to talk to her

sad lesbian: we’re dming right now

sad lesbian: about how ur ruining the atmosphere

sad lesbian: and being a little BITCH

tokyo stealing bitch: DESTROYED

og shizuko added og shizuko’s gf

og shizuko: i need an ally in these times of war

tokyo stealing bitch: no matter how many times they antagonize me their usernames are still cute af

og shizuko’s gf: i’ll stay if y’all go the fuck to sleep

sad lesbian: ok everyone shut up

sad lesbian: except for you, kihira, we all love you, we just need to keep quiet

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: :D!

tokyo stealing bitch: how is she SO GOOD

og shizuko’s gf: let me at least attempt to sleep

og shizuko: let my girlfriend fucking sleep

tokyo stealing bitch: fine. gn

sad lesbian: gn

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: gn!!

thursday 8:55 am

fuck this gay shit: what the fuck

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hgfstreamchats · 4 years

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Hazbin Hotel

thenightetc 10:05 PM Hello!

starlightseller 10:05 PM hello!

thenightetc 10:05 PM Video and audio seem to be working

highglossfinish 10:06 PM Wonderful!

highglossfinish 10:06 PM Here's hoping it holds out.

thenightetc 10:08 PM This took a turn

highglossfinish 10:08 PM It did, it really did.

thenightetc 10:08 PM ANYWAY

highglossfinish 10:08 PM I like this child.

starlightseller 10:09 PM Same

thenightetc 10:10 PM Uh oh Zephra85 joined the party.

highglossfinish 10:10 PM Zephra human!

Zephra85 10:10 PM Hi guys!!

Zephra85 10:11 PM I'm not sure how long I can stay but I saw the text 'hazbin hotel' and came running

highglossfinish 10:12 PM We'll start it up just as soon as this is finished!

Zephra85 10:12 PM eeeeeeee

thenightetc 10:13 PM Ewwwww

Zephra85 10:13 PM what the actual f***

Zephra85 10:15 PM this child is clearly a sociopath

thenightetc 10:15 PM I think this puppet is confused about what show he's in

highglossfinish 10:15 PM I like how you can tell this one is early because the later ones clearly dialed up the puppet's obnoxiousness.

Zephra85 10:15 PM NO

Zephra85 10:15 PM I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING AT ALL

Zephra85 10:15 PM okay that wasn't as bad as I thought

thenightetc 10:16 PM same

thenightetc 10:16 PM Uh oh, Knock Out, you're about to be roasted!

highglossfinish 10:16 PM I'll take my licks!

Zephra85 10:16 PM I don't think that child's been to medical school

Zephra85 10:18 PM EEEEEEEE

Zephra85 10:18 PM HERE WE GO

thenightetc 10:18 PM *settles in*

highglossfinish 10:18 PM Indeed!

Zephra85 10:19 PM is the video really laggy for anyone else?

thenightetc 10:19 PM A bit, yeah

highglossfinish 10:19 PM Any better?

Zephra85 10:19 PM okay that seems better

thenightetc 10:19 PM I think so, yeah

Zephra85 10:22 PM there are some seriously gorgeous character designs and colours in this

thenightetc 10:22 PM Right?

starlightseller 10:22 PM my favorites are the lil eggs

highglossfinish 10:22 PM The animation flows like water.

Zephra85 10:22 PM My fave is extremely predictable

highglossfinish 10:23 PM "Music band." Thebes joined the party. FeralDog joined the party.

Thebes 10:23 PM Hello!

Zephra85 10:24 PM yo

highglossfinish 10:24 PM Hello!

thenightetc 10:24 PM Hey!

Zephra85 10:24 PM bLAH it's super laggy again ><

thenightetc 10:25 PM It isn't being laggy for me--I don't think it's the source

Zephra85 10:25 PM okay seems okay now

thenightetc 10:27 PM awwwww

thenightetc 10:28 PM VERY deep

thenightetc 10:28 PM UH OH

Zephra85 10:28 PM Vaggie saw THAT coming

Thebes 10:28 PM MUSICAL SEQUENCE TIME

Zephra85 10:28 PM YISS MUSICAL SEGMENT

highglossfinish 10:29 PM Heaven's committing yearly genocide against them, I think they're better off where they are.

Zephra85 10:30 PM LOL

thenightetc 10:30 PM awwww

highglossfinish 10:31 PM "Well, Okay!"

Zephra85 10:31 PM YOU TELL HER CHARLIE

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Take her pen! Take all her pens!

starlightseller 10:32 PM angie

Zephra85 10:32 PM HE WAS

Zephra85 10:32 PM HE WAS ABSOLUTELY READY TO ADOPT HIM RIGHT THERE AND THEN

Zephra85 10:32 PM THAT STILL KILLS ME

starlightseller 10:33 PM that made me CACKLE the first time I saw it ajfjejc

thenightetc 10:33 PM MORE ARMS

Zephra85 10:33 PM KICK HER ASS CHARLIE

thenightetc 10:35 PM WOW

Zephra85 10:35 PM sald;fjd

Thebes 10:36 PM 'show me your feet' well that letter got right to the point

highglossfinish 10:36 PM How polite of it, not to waste anyone's time.

Zephra85 10:36 PM right?

highglossfinish 10:36 PM Popsies.

Zephra85 10:37 PM aw yis signs of a conscience

Zephra85 10:37 PM foreshadowing that Angel IS potentially redeemable

thenightetc 10:37 PM awwwww

Zephra85 10:37 PM I heart it

Zephra85 10:37 PM awww poor charlie

Zephra85 10:37 PM HERE HE COMES

highglossfinish 10:38 PM There he is!

Zephra85 10:38 PM MY (predictable) FAVE

Zephra85 10:38 PM THERE HE IS

Zephra85 10:38 PM Ooh same hat??

thenightetc 10:39 PM o_o

highglossfinish 10:39 PM Same hat indeed!

Thebes 10:39 PM Welp, we have an eldritch abomination

Zephra85 10:39 PM I love him

Zephra85 10:39 PM YAY

thenightetc 10:40 PM personal space

thenightetc 10:42 PM I kinda ship it

Thebes 10:42 PM same

Zephra85 10:43 PM Vaggie and Charlie are heart eyes

Thebes 10:43 PM ... WELP, TIME TO GO FAUSTIAN

highglossfinish 10:43 PM Faustian deal averted.

thenightetc 10:43 PM *shudder*

Zephra85 10:44 PM Charlie may be naiive but at least she's genre savvy

starlightseller 10:44 PM Ha! no

Zephra85 10:44 PM 'HAH. No.'

Zephra85 10:44 PM Kills me

starlightseller 10:44 PM that’s my favorite line in the entire pilot

Zephra85 10:45 PM This one's my other fave

Thebes 10:45 PM This background music is disconcertingly Sorcerors' Apprentice-like

Zephra85 10:45 PM He's a miserable grouchy furry and he's great

Zephra85 10:45 PM 'MAYBE'

Zephra85 10:45 PM SAL;FJSDOFL

Zephra85 10:46 PM a;sldfj Angel's a riot

highglossfinish 10:46 PM I adore Angel.

thenightetc 10:46 PM Yes.

Zephra85 10:46 PM He's a delight fo-sho

Zephra85 10:46 PM YES HERE WE GO

Zephra85 10:46 PM JAZZY MUSICAL

Zephra85 10:47 PM 30'S FASHION FOR EVERYBODY Mysterygirl17 joined the party.

thenightetc 10:48 PM Well then

starlightseller 10:48 PM Efficient

Thebes 10:48 PM not terrifying whatsoever

Zephra85 10:49 PM Ooh I haven't seen this one yet!!!!

starlightseller 10:49 PM i just watched it last night!!!

Zephra85 10:50 PM ugh I'll have to watch the video later the lag is too bad on my end

highglossfinish 10:50 PM Is it lagging for anyone else?

Zephra85 10:50 PM Rad af song tho

thenightetc 10:50 PM it IS ThatOneDude101 joined the party.

Zephra85 10:53 PM d'awwwww

thenightetc 10:54 PM awwww

Zephra85 10:54 PM asf;ljsdlkjdfka

thenightetc 10:55 PM pfffff

Zephra85 10:55 PM sal;jfsdf that 180 head turn

Zephra85 10:56 PM I'm not hating the cajun accent at all

highglossfinish 10:56 PM It's very acceptable. sharkley123 joined the party.

thenightetc 10:56 PM uh oh

Zephra85 10:56 PM oh god

Zephra85 10:57 PM 'technicolour river in between' is fantastic

highglossfinish 10:57 PM Isn't it?

Zephra85 10:58 PM this absolutely sounds like a porno written by an ace person

highglossfinish 10:58 PM It's glorious.

sharkley123 10:58 PM What actually is this?

FeralDog 10:59 PM bored technicolor demons

Thebes 10:59 PM what happens when the animator takes the goofy reels from her voice actors and turns them into madness

sharkley123 11:00 PM I can't hear it sadly (p sure i both know why and cannot hear it) so all im getting is alastor emoting at spider-dude-whos-name-is-on-the-tip-of-my-tongue

Zephra85 11:00 PM I FULLY LOST MY SH*T AT 'PUNCHING A WARM CANTELOPE'

Zephra85 11:01 PM i can't handle this

Zephra85 11:01 PM i'm losing my mind laughing

Zephra85 11:02 PM I f*cking love Alistair

sharkley123 11:02 PM even just the video has me cracking up

starlightseller 11:02 PM i lierally almost crying this is amazing ajfjejc

starlightseller 11:03 PM but unfortunately I have to go! im super glad I was able to make it tonight!! yall are amazing!

starlightseller 11:03 PM goodnight guys!

thenightetc 11:04 PM Goodnight!

Zephra85 11:04 PM goodnight!!

Thebes 11:04 PM goodnight!

highglossfinish 11:05 PM Good night!

Zephra85 11:06 PM I CAN'T

Zephra85 11:06 PM I FUCKING CAN'T

thenightetc 11:06 PM f

Zephra85 11:06 PM that was beautiful

thenightetc 11:07 PM his voice is VERY familiar

Thebes 11:08 PM Was the voice direction for him just "Imitate Invader Zim as hard as possible"?!

highglossfinish 11:08 PM Zim, but medicated.

Zephra85 11:09 PM al;fsjsksjdla i'm dying

thenightetc 11:10 PM *applauds*

Thebes 11:11 PM "... you what?"

Zephra85 11:11 PM LMFAO

thenightetc 11:12 PM He looks like an owl

highglossfinish 11:12 PM .......

highglossfinish 11:13 PM This is why you never allow an owl into your life.

Zephra85 11:13 PM I'M WHEEZING

Zephra85 11:14 PM d'aww they're cute

thenightetc 11:16 PM HA

Zephra85 11:16 PM AF;LJSF

thenightetc 11:17 PM WOW

Zephra85 11:17 PM F*CKING HELL

Thebes 11:17 PM OH MY GOD RICHARD HORVITZ?!

Thebes 11:17 PM THAT WAS FUCKING ZIM!

Zephra85 11:17 PM Really?

Zephra85 11:17 PM Wild

Thebes 11:17 PM HOW?!

thenightetc 11:17 PM !!

Zephra85 11:18 PM sadly I gotta go, I should have started dinner ages ago

Thebes 11:18 PM seeya!

thenightetc 11:18 PM goodnight!

Zephra85 11:18 PM Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! I had a blast!

Zephra85 11:18 PM Say hi to the fam for me!

highglossfinish 11:18 PM Will do!

highglossfinish 11:19 PM It was a delight having you!

thenightetc 11:20 PM Postapocalyptic baking game

highglossfinish 11:20 PM I want to see more of the hostile looking baking utensil.

thenightetc 11:20 PM I think ti's a dough hook

highglossfinish 11:25 PM He adds so much broken glass to his food and it never gets less funny.

thenightetc 11:25 PM Amazing.

thenightetc 11:25 PM It's Art

highglossfinish 11:25 PM Egg.

thenightetc 11:29 PM I'd swear that's a sponge

Thebes 11:29 PM noooormal wtp823 joined the party.

highglossfinish 11:30 PM It certainly is food, sort of!

thenightetc 11:30 PM It has no mouth and it must scream

highglossfinish 11:30 PM Hah!

highglossfinish 11:31 PM It looks like it hurts to be him.

thenightetc 11:33 PM raise your hand if YOU'RE hungry!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM I want nothing more than to clog my fuel pump with that!

Thebes 11:36 PM A little extra heat for moral support

thenightetc 11:36 PM Ha!

highglossfinish 11:37 PM Amazing.

thenightetc 11:38 PM Uh oh!

highglossfinish 11:38 PM What a promising title!

highglossfinish 11:40 PM I'm eager to see if he can top the toilet surgery.

thenightetc 11:43 PM Oh dear SumoPontifice joined the party.

highglossfinish 11:43 PM His computer's a real trooper. Thebes joined the party.

thenightetc 11:45 PM Space-filling curve!

highglossfinish 11:48 PM Dear Unicron.

thenightetc 11:49 PM Oh god

thenightetc 11:51 PM Favorite patient.

thenightetc 11:52 PM Unlike all those other patients

highglossfinish 11:52 PM Come back, favorite patient, come back!

thenightetc 11:53 PM Well, it's a morgue NOW!

highglossfinish 11:53 PM It's all a morgue!

FeralDog 11:55 PM what game is this again?

highglossfinish 11:55 PM Project Hospital.

thenightetc 11:56 PM The floor getting dirty in the very specific paths everyone takes

highglossfinish 11:56 PM Everything's filthy and I'm cackling.

thenightetc 11:56 PM Ratchet, no!

highglossfinish 11:56 PM HAH!

FeralDog 11:56 PM omg

highglossfinish 11:57 PM Incredible.

Thebes 11:57 PM glorious

FeralDog 11:57 PM an example for all

highglossfinish 11:57 PM And that's all I've got, unless anyone has anything specific they'd like to close on.

thenightetc 11:57 PM Some kind of example, anyway

Thebes 11:58 PM ... anyone want some Zefrank?

thenightetc 11:58 PM Oh, I know!

thenightetc 11:58 PM Actually Zefrank sounds fun

thenightetc 11:59 PM I like the sound of "human test for people who work in --" yeah, that one

thenightetc 12:00 AM ...well

highglossfinish 12:02 AM You all live like this?

FeralDog 12:02 AM no thank god i have never been an office employee

thenightetc 12:03 AM Did you pause that just now

highglossfinish 12:03 AM I didn't. Thebes joined the party.

thenightetc 12:04 AM Is it paused for anyone else, or did it just freeze for me at the most appropriate possible time?

FeralDog 12:04 AM I'm froze too

highglossfinish 12:05 AM Is it still frozen?

thenightetc 12:05 AM There we go!

thenightetc 12:05 AM "Did you ever feel the simple joy of stopping--" *video stops*

highglossfinish 12:06 AM How profound.

FeralDog 12:06 AM mine just has that little fox telling ne to wait

highglossfinish 12:06 AM Just once, kast. Just once.

highglossfinish 12:07 AM Well, this is depressing.

highglossfinish 12:07 AM And that's all I've got!

FeralDog 12:08 AM i'll have to but out anyway, got to feed dogs and put chickens in coops xD

highglossfinish 12:09 AM Perfect timing, then!

thenightetc 12:09 AM ...If you're open to watching another short thing...

highglossfinish 12:09 AM I am!

thenightetc 12:09 AM How about a little bit of Taskmaster?

thenightetc 12:09 AM (it's on youtube)

thenightetc 12:09 AM I've only seen a few but they've all been fun

thenightetc 12:13 AM HA

thenightetc 12:13 AM I could not eat all that

thenightetc 12:13 AM That is dreadful Thebes joined the party.

thenightetc 12:16 AM So absolutely none of them tried to make something good-tasting

highglossfinish 12:18 AM This is something.

thenightetc 12:19 AM His face

highglossfinish 12:20 AM Oh my.

thenightetc 12:20 AM And now for part 2.

highglossfinish 12:21 AM UGH!

thenightetc 12:21 AM :(

thenightetc 12:21 AM He could have just untied the bread and eaten it

highglossfinish 12:23 AM Well, then!

thenightetc 12:23 AM Well well well.

highglossfinish 12:24 AM Thank you for introducing me to that, it's filled some kind of gap in my life.

highglossfinish 12:24 AM I don't know what, but it's now full.

thenightetc 12:25 AM You're welcome! Even if I feel that maybe the beard thing calls my taste into question.

highglossfinish 12:25 AM That certainly did happen.

highglossfinish 12:25 AM And we all watched it happen.

thenightetc 12:25 AM In all fairness I hadn't seen that one ahead of time.

thenightetc 12:26 AM Well--thanks for hosting! This was a fun time. :)\

highglossfinish 12:26 AM Thank you for coming!

highglossfinish 12:26 AM Good night -- until next time!

Thebes 12:26 AM good night!

thenightetc 12:26 AM Goodnight!

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MN, Ground: Day 27

DAVE: -Jesus Christ they're finally here. it's been a long time but motherfuckers he is coming HOME because of that cheesy bullshit that is home being where the people you care about are. He's slow to get his feet on the ground, taking in the scenery first, before following the others up to the house-

ARADIA: -they're here...-

DIRK: -everyone get the fuck out of the way. dirk is here to greet everyone, but especially family... which right now means dave so hello dave you're gonna get a brother hug... he doesn't really know the extend of the damage done to him so he doesn't know how to be MINDFUL OF IT...-

DAVE: -it's a relief seeing dirk alive and okay, but he doesn't have a lot of time to process it with the hug he's given and the way it gives him such a sharp pain. He grits his teeth, patting dirk on the back and wincing while in this brother hug- LOOSER NOT SO TIGHT

DIRK: Oh fuck-- Sorry. -LOOSENS HIS STRONG GRIP-

DAVE: -YA TOO STRONG YA ASSHOLE- its cool its like a love back break i get it we just gotta respect the property of my spine

DAVE: anyway sup

MITUNA: -Hops down as well, everyone is here wow look at this brotherly bonding. Gay-

MEULIN: -She ALMOST tackled Dave, but instead she's here to try to nuzzle between Strider tiddies.-

MEULIN: -Just. Right there in that hug.-

DIRK: You-- Oh. Hello there.

DAVE: -thank you Meulin for being thoughtful- also hey meu I dont think you can even see my lips moving right now but the sentiment is there

MEULIN: (^・ω・^ )

MITUNA: ehehehe

MEULIN: PRR PRR.

ARADIA: -watching from the roof-

RUFIOH: -also watching from the roof...-

MITUNA: -He's gonna inside. Pauses to wave at Aradia-

HESONY: =just hanging out with the dragonfly, dont mind him=

ERIDAN: -gazing from inside the ice cream truck in his stupid ice cream man geddup. The things he had to do to get everyone here on time... Horrendous. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-12/2/15/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-22416-1417551805-3.jpg -

DIRK: -nuzzles meulin's hair a little...- She's got cool shades that transcribe everything around her. I wonder who got her those.

ARADIA: -hops down to greet more properly. mituna first- hows your arm or lack thereof

MEULIN: (○｀ω´○)

DAVENFORTH: -Climbs out the back of the ice cream truck, bandaged and wearing his own shades again. Walks over to the nephew cat sandwich- Aint yall just adorable

DAVE: some anime asshole probably -fuck it's just nice to be with his brother again-

MITUNA: oh i75 how youd 7hink i7d go my balance i5 fucked

QIRIN: =just....eyeballing the Alaska group. What the shit happened to all of you?!=

KURLOZ: =Get over it, he's just going to get out and walk right into the cabin/house. He doesn't know you hos=

DAVE: -he can't help but smile a little at his uncle- yo uncle dave nice job wreckin the presidents -from this angle no one can see the scar on his neck and he is thankful for that-

MINDFANG: -What Didnt happen. Also shes standing near the dragonfly too, eyeing Hesony. Hes had it real good for a while.-

HESONY: =Hello Mindfang, he sees you looking, but the fight in him has pretty much died. They kept their promise.=

MINDFANG: -They sure did, and now there is no real reason to keep them around so she is just pondering that.-

ARADIA: yeah i figured ARADIA: -pauses and then just lightly and carefully hugs him- welcome back

KARKAT: =Is also out and about somewhere but he knows you hoes. At least everyone else didn't go through hell=

RILEY: -EVERYBODY MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY-

DAVENFORTH: -It's okay, you can't see the scar on his eye. His face, his beautiful face.- Thanks but ro did the part that wasnt getting my ass kicked you should congratulate her

DAVENFORTH: You look like you went through some shit

DIRK: -lucky bastards, everyone can see HIS scar..-

DIRK: -smiles a little at brunc, but oh fuck here she comes... the mom-

ROXANNE: -Shes getting out of the truck after Derek and Riley, she wasnt going to be in the way of that, no sir.-

DEREK: -LEAPS AFTER RILEY-

DEREK: -JET NOISES-

DAVENFORTH: -Observes-

RILEY: -she's running at them and nearly collides into the boys and meulin consequently, wrapping her arms around their shoulders- OH THANK FUCK.

MITUNA: -A hug is probably the nicest thing he's had in a week. He loops his good arm around Aradia and squeezes and rests his chin on her head.- 7hank5 arayray

DIRK: -starting to get emotional... with his parents and his brother and his uncle and his cat all right here...-

DAVENFORTH: -Gets sad about his cat-

RILEY: -they're getting smooches on the head- my babies.

DAVE: -he winces a little at the first collision but he's okay and WOW WAY TO BE EMBARRASSING MOM- hey

ERIDAN: -disgusting... this clan of humans in their natural habitat... how do you tell them apart. Eridan fears for himself.-

ARADIA: you get to actually rest for a little while now

ROXANNE: -Eridan dont be a downer.-

MITUNA: yeah righ7 7he 5creamy a55hole5 ate back

ERIDAN: -He's always a downer. And eating a dreamsicle in the ice cream truck.-

ARADIA: who karkat

ARADIA: we have a lot of screamy assholes mituna

MITUNA: he ha5n7 been 7ha7 bad ac7ually i mean7 um i mean7 7he dead one5

ROXANNE: -WELL DONT BE.-

ROXANNE: -Also enough of watching the striders reunite, as cute as that is, shes going into the house on a quest to find her own daughter, where is rose where are you hiding her.-

DEREK: -places a hand on dave's shoulder during all this... that'll do pig-

ARADIA: oh that makes so much more sense

DAVE: -STOP IT BRO YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM CRY-

REDGLARE: -Oh, hey, hello. This. And everyone. And people. She's limping. She's tired. She's been keeping herself awake for the flight, and some of the pains have been keeping her from conking out anyways, but she's not quite ready to pass out on the floor. She hobbles over to the nearest thing she can sit on and sits.-

DAVENFORTH: !!!! -Walks over to Redglare and just kind of stands there, taking this all in. She looks so tired, and like she went through literally hell. His eyes linger on her a little too long- You mind if i sit here

REDGLARE: s1t. REDGLARE: 1 s4w your 1m4g3s.

DAVE: -SO SMOOTH BRUNCLE-

DAVENFORTH: -Groans a bit as he sits next to her.- I think they did too much justice

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: Mph.

REDGLARE: You 4lso brought b4ck th3 s1lly... m4sk m4n 4ct.

REDGLARE: 4t l34st 1t s3rv3d 1ts purpos3.

DAVENFORTH: Got something against dave skellington movies

DAVENFORTH: Icon

REDGLARE: 1 th1nk 1 w4s cl34r 3nough.

REDGLARE: S1lly.

DAVENFORTH: Sex symbol

REDGLARE: uh-huh.

DAVENFORTH: -Sighs- Were gonna have a marathon when we get back im gonna get you an entire devils food cake and everything

REDGLARE: Th4t's...

REDGLARE: -snorts.-

REDGLARE: opt1m1st1c.

REDGLARE: You'll t3mpt th3 odds. Just c4ll 1t 4 sl1c3.

DAVENFORTH: Like youd just want a slice

REDGLARE: -PUNCHES HIS ARM-

DAVENFORTH: -Doof. He grins a little- So two slices huh

REDGLARE: M4yb3.

REDGLARE: On3 4nd 4 h4lf.

DAVENFORTH: One and three fourths

REDGLARE: You know wh4t.

REDGLARE: Sur3.

DAVENFORTH: -Puts an arm around her. He's just glad she's alive.- About time i win one

REDGLARE: Oh, shut up. You k1ll3d 4 world l34d3r.

DAVENFORTH: I had help

REDGLARE: Sudd3n bout of hum1l1ty?

DAVENFORTH: Sudden bout of getting crushed

DAVENFORTH: Probably would have a lot more worse for wear if it hadnt been for roxanne

REDGLARE: Oh.

REDGLARE: H4.

DAVENFORTH: I got sloppy and almost lost an eye or life for it you know whichever

DAVENFORTH: Not that ill get sympathy from you

REDGLARE: couldn't poss1bly 1m4g1n3 wh4t th4t's l1k3.

DAVENFORTH: Nope only me

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: Won't b3 4bl3 to do much l1k3 th1s. Sp34k1ng of.

DAVENFORTH: Well get you back up and running

REDGLARE: 1'm not runn1ng 4nywh3r3. C4rry m3. 4ss.

DAVENFORTH: Like a bara princess

REDGLARE: Wh4t do3s th4t m34n.

DAVENFORTH: Ripped to shit

REDGLARE: Oh.

REDGLARE: Y3s.

JOHN: - I didn't get to rp it but you can bet your ass John vigorously rubbed himself on Dave, Aradia and Dirk. Because! He was worried! And he missed them! For Dave it's extra vigorous. -

DAVE: -JUST STEER CLEAR OF THE BACK and we will be good-

JOHN: - Hair gets floofed and refloofed-

JOHN: - Also you get more medical attention because he doesn't trust these non uu people to do it right. -

DAVE: -be my servant-

JOHN: -after all the emotional reunions and fussing over everyone as much as they'll allow him....john honestly feels kind of uneasy and restless. eventually he finds himself sitting on the ground with his knees crossed, dumping out every piece of medical equipment in his sylladex and carefully cataloguing it. it's probably not necessary but he just really needs something to do.-

DAVE: -plops next to John and sits- hey

KANKRI: -It sure was kind of crazy with all the reunions, and after he was settled he managed to find John....dumping stuff on the floor with Dave.-

KANKRI: -Awkwardly stays hidden at the doorway to the room to watch for now.-

JOHN: -taking down how much he has of everything on a little note pad. looks round at dave and only dave since kankri is being weird and evesdropping- hey, man.

DAVE: havent seen you in like a month

DAVE: crazy shit huh

JOHN: yeah. if i had to say the shit was anything, i might use the word crazy.

DAVE: what about ape shit

DAVE: we turning this all primate primape reverse darwins theory of evolution

DAVE: we start as fuckin advanced as hell creatures and then just go back to the monkeys

JOHN: is this your roundabout way of expressing that earth really blows because if so i grudgingly gotta agree..earth really blows.

JOHN: i mean i had expectations for how much it was going to blow but the batterwitch really hit it out of the park.

JOHN: which is impressive because the bitch banned base ball.

JOHN: how do you ban baseball.

JOHN: -SOUNDS REALLY BITTER AND HAUGHTY.-

DAVE: you cant ban baseball

DAVE: baseball lives on in our hearts or some shit

DAVE: you either hit a home run or strike out

DAVE: but seriously i forgot all about queen troll

DAVE: until like now

JOHN: i mean...i'll forgive you, seeing as you had a lot of shit on your plate.

JOHN; ...baseball puns.

JOHN: and i'm really glad you were able to make

JOHN: a home run.

DAVE: ... DAVE: terrible

JOHN: c:

DAVE: how would i have gone another day without your goofy ass

JOHN: -feels the urge to hug him again, but he just leans on him instead.-

JOHN: -what if he just kind of sits on all his friends and protects them.-

JOHN: -crushes them lovingly under his ass.-

JOHN: -would this protect them from the 10 billion things that want to kill, hurt and take them away from him.-

JOHN: -these are the questions.-

DAVE: -lets it happen. He can't get too mushy even if he wants to scoop his best friend up in a hug and just stay like that for ten hours. So that's the most he can do. Let him- who the fuck vacations in minnesota

JOHN: -it's okay dave. he understands strider psychology by now. he knows u love him.-

KANKRI: -Finally walking in after watching that whole exchange.- I think that at least s9me pe9ple must have, at the very least 6ef9re all 9f these redicul9us new take 9ver laws that have 6een implemented. Perhaps they name f9r the scenery.

JOHN: maybe they tried to get out of minnesota but they couldn't, so they made the best of it.

JOHN: -ends up talking at the same time as kankri ???-

KANKRI: -Its like they are linked. Except not.-

KANKRI: -Also he is just going to casually sit on the other side of John.-

KANKRI: What are the tw9 9f y9u up t9?

DAVE: its minnesota

JOHN: talking about minnesota and dancing around the fact that dave adores me.

JOHN: -just sitting there like :)-

KANKRI: Yes it is? And what a69ut it 6eing Minnes9ta makes it less desira6le then anywhere else?

JOHN: i'd say "it's an earthling" thing but

JOHN: i don't think that's a thing anymore.

KANKRI: I d9n't kn9w, I think that there still can 6e "earthling things."

KANKRI: Whatever they c9nsist 9f anyways.

JOHN: then thinking minnesota is a snowy boring wastleland is probably one of them, to answer your question.

JOHN: although idk this place looks pretty nice.

KANKRI: It has 6een the nicest part 9f earth I have visited s9 far.

KANKRI: Then again I d9nt feel like I have adequate experiences t9 c9mpare it t9...

DAVE: -literally just watching them talk so easily with each other and kankri hasn't even gone on a rant yet-

KANKRI: -That's because he feels like he doesn't really need a lot of words for John to get him.-

DAVENFORTH: -In the cool of the morning he finds himself sitting lake side, holding a mirror up to his face and peeling at the bandages around his eye. Great, yeah that was definitely gonna scar. At least he could see, even if it was a bit blurry. His face was started to heal up too, the swelling starting to subside despite there still being bruising.-

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