@mrsjoycehopper wanted a fic about heather stealing every dude billy lusted after but i accidentally put too much feelings into this and it turned into an episode of full house but with a lot of swearing idk *cue the violin music* they are best friends :’)
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Steve: I know I should be against this but... I just imagined it and it's hot. So I think it's a good idea.
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Steve: Maybe you need a like volunteer then? T-to check them out?
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season 2 canon divergence where instead of just blowing Max off when she doesn’t show at the end of the day Billy does actually go looking for her.
But instead he finds El, fresh off seeing Mike and Max in the gym and nursing that bitter little sting. So when Billy's like, "Hey kid, you seen a loudmouth redhead around?" she lies and says no.
Billy quickly picks up that this kid is pretty odd and he's like, "You good? Where are your parents?"
"Papa's dead. I live with Jim now. He said not to leave the cabin. No one’s supposed to know." says El, and big ol alarm bells go off in Billy’s head.
"Can't belive I'm saying this, but I think we need to go to the police." he says.
"Jim's a police man."
Of course he fucking is. Creepy fucking nowheres-ville, ass-backwards goddamn town. "Okay, what about your mom? Any idea where she is?"
So Billy helps her track her mom down and then goes with her to Chicago to find her sister, because something absolutely fucked is clearly going on, and then he's in on the Hawkins happenings.
They show up at the Byers together and him and Max are like, "What are you doing here?!"
anyway, I think that'd be fun.
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Lana looked SO good at Coachella im gonna gnaw my arm off
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What’s your take on Jake/Peyton?
they were a good placeholder relationship for peyton while br*cas was going on. i think that relationship taught peyton a lot about what she wanted romantically and familially (thats not a word lmao). just a good stepping stone relationship but by no means was it like her one true love or end all be all. we see in season 3 she projects onto jake because lucas is not available to her, which isnt to say the love wasnt real, i just question whether or not it would have existed and as strongly if lucas never entered the picture
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are beer and cigarettes a nostalgic smell to you
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I’m sorry I will never get over how the public DOGGED Justin Timberlake for being an asshole at best meanwhile kept hyping Backstreet Boys like “they were always the better boy band and they’re still together uwu” like nick carter doesn’t have whole ass allegations AND charges against him
Shit do NOT add up
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ABOUT:
Jake "the Snake" Roberts is a semi-retired American professional wrestler. He appeared in the episode "Sixteen Candles and 400-Pound Men" alongside fellow professional wrestler, Vader. Vader has to wrestle Jake "the Snake" to be eligible to wrestle in a title match at Madison Square Garden. This was an important match that Vader asked his son (Frankie ) to attend along with Cory and Shawn (as advisors).
Mr. Martini works in the mafia with his old friend, Mr. Fontaine. Together, they operate out of Sam's Pub, but there is never any other business and neither of them seem to worry about what Sam thinks.
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Robin: What's your type, Steve?
Steve: Blonde.
Billy leaning over the counter at Family Video to listen closely.
Steve: Big tits.
Billy pursing his lips and unbuttoning his shirt even further.
Steve: Thin little mustache.
Billy, stumbling back a little: Wait, what-
Steve: Just ask me out already.
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