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"You mushy bastard."
Thank you to @tsuga-of-mars for the prompt "Mush" for this week's @galladrabbles. I had fun imagining this random day in i+m's lives!
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Ian watched Mickey walk back in carrying the bouquet with a strange look.
"Did you send me fucking flowers?" Mickey asked, incredulously.
Ian's eyebrows furrowed. "Hell no."
Mickey opened the card. "I lied. I totally got you flowers."
"You dick," Mickey snickered. Ian came up behind him, kissing behind his ear. "Why?"
"I don't know. You been sexing me up pretty good lately. Wanted to show my appreciation."
Mickey snorted seeing the joints and candy bars in between the beautiful blue flowers. Ian knew he'd appreciate those but…he knew by the blush in his cheeks.
He loved the gesture more.
#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#ian x mickey#shameless#mickey and ian#galladrabbles#i got this idea from an old episode of roseanne#where dan wouldn't admit he bought her flowers#twisted it for my purposes
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Based on a tweet i saw about Jamil trying to protect Leona with his body but thanks to their height difference he got hit anyway...
#jamil viper#leona kingscholar#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#my art#leojami#their height difference is a little bit exagerated for comedic purposes please bear with me
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Feyre's selective hearing is the origin of my villain arc.
#my art#acotar#acotar fanart#rhysand#feyre archeron#feysand#acomaf#anti feyre#anti sjm#rhys killed his tamily too feyre!#that was a pretty important part of that story!#he melted his brother's brains!#his dad killed tamlin's mom even tho he promised him he wouldn't#wow what are the odds tamlin went through something similar when rhys's mom and sister got killed#rhys wasn't there#AND NO ONE BOTHERS TO ASK HIM#srsly tho i get it she's fully on board the tamlin hate train at this point#but the way she twists every little thing the man does to be him being an asshole on purpose is just >_>#tamlin did nothing wrong ever in his life
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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose#raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner#leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes#(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl)#(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink)#(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him)#but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone#like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like#‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’#or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like#‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’#‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’#‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’#‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘#SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF#(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)
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It was late into the night and Renee was back at the station. She needed to find the problem with Vincent's phone and why his messages didn't send. Renee relayed all the information Vincent told her and he emphasised using the hospital wifi. They figured his phone was hacked this way and someone was spying on him, preventing him from making calls or messages. With the cyber security knowledge of Captain Vazquez, they tracked the IP address of the device used to intercept Vincent's phone. And the location was Strangerville.
Now Renee had all sorts of thoughts in her head. Despite it being late at night, she found the whole process fascinating. And all the links to Strangerville. The police may be the only way to uncover more about the place and find out what the hell is going on there. Perhaps she should switch from her history course to criminology and become a detective. Yes, she will do that. Renee doesn't like history as much as she did anyway and she liked the idea of solving crimes.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#billy reichmann#renee reichmann#kali vazquez#i know nothing about hackers and police tracking im just winging it#its sims anyways doesnt have to be fully realistic whatever makes sense for the story imo! they hacked paytons too#but i didnt write it up there#i linked intercept to that post#bc of hackers intercepting a device not like a kidnapping 'intercept'#i was trying to mislead everyone there on purpose to make you#think vincent was caught and disappeared like that!!! i love my plot#now the barista and bodyguard links to everything and strangerville#all these small clues 😏 and im not following this generations rules entirely im making my own twists to everything 😏
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Event?????
1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)
I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)
Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song
Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance
Content Warning; Some swearing
Word Count; 700+
Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)
Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.
“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.
A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.
You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.”
Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed.
“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.
Still nothing.
Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.
Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.
“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.
He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.
“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”
He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”
You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”
Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.
You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.
Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.
“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.
“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”
Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.
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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii
#dove does events#follower event#twst#twst x reader#twst x gn reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x gn reader#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd leech x gn reader#sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~#identity!#identity. floyd lives rent-free in my mind and he really should start paying me rent it's damn expensive#free weighted blanket that kisses you; aka I'm cranky because my weighted blanket is being washed and pressure stim is AMAZING#a mattress reader eel sandwich; nice and toasty for ya#you're going to need a shit tonne of chap stick for your poor lips; damn bastard bites and KNOWS his teeth leave a mark#he does it on purpose; but whines if you do the same to him#floyd; shrimpyyyyy why did you bite my lipppppp?#reader; *lips with visible and nearly bleeding marks in their lips cuz of him* you know why#fish bastards my dearly detested#<- for people wondering; i love them but at the same time i hate them#doing a lot of domestic fluff but that makes sense with this event; plus it's good practice; and GYIFYDTSTRSRTHJ BRAIN ROT
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Book 7 Chapter 6 spoilers
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Twisted Wonderland lore be like "only true love will be able to wake this baby up" / "love is far more important than even magic to hatch a dragon fae's egg" and Lilia was like "yeah sure, I'll do that" no questions asked
#twisted wonderland#twst jp#Diasomnia spoilers#lilia vanrouge#HE IS SHAPED LIKE A FATHER#on purpose I will love you on purpose#chewing the bars of my enclosure rn#kay shouts into the void
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“Hey, Yuu. Whatcha looking at?”
Grim asked as he sat at the foot of their bed.
A bunch of polaroid photos were strewn across the mattress.
They were probably taken using the ghost camera.
Yuu had been going around and taking photos with everyone this past week.
It wasn't weird at first because they do this anyway.
But for some reason, this time they were really adamant about it.
Now it looks like they've put them all together in one place, organizing them by dorm.
Heartslabyul
"So. I've got Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Cater, Trey..."
Savanaclaw
"—Leona, Jack, Ruggie..."
Octavinelle
"—Azul, Jade, Floyd..."
Scarabia
"—Kalim, Jamil..."
Pomefiore
"—Vil, Epel, Rook..."
Ignihyde
"—Idia, Ortho..."
Diasomnia
"—Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Sebek..."
Ramshackle
"And finally..."
"—The one that we took earlier! Me and my hench-human. Myahaha!”
Yes. Grim's hench-human.
Everyone’s here.
Yuu picked up the photo of them and Grim.
They had a sad smile on their face as they looked at it.
"Why're you suddenly taking photos with everyone anyway?"
"Oh... no reason. I just wanted to. Just in case."
(close-ups: heartslabyul • savanaclaw • octavinelle • scarabia • pomefiore • ignihyde • diasomnia • grim)
#we should really play around with the idea of the ghost camera more#like wdym all those cards are canonically from the ghost camera#das insane#it has such potential#the angst potential#what if yuu goes home with all these photos#then they forget everything (which was against the sole purpose of having all these photos anyway to remember everyone by)#and they see the photos and is like#“who tf are these people”#“wtf is this cat(???)”#or it does that thing where the people disappear from the photo and yuu is the only one in them#so they're like hella confused#anyways have a great day everyone reading in the tags#[—#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst yuusona#heartslabyul#savanaclaw#octavinelle#scarabia#pomefiore#ignihyde#diasomnia#twst ramshackle#★ my art#★ my writing#(🩷) yuuna#(🩷) ramshackle duo
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[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]
Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??
Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!
Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.
#answers#Dipper's never really thought about the mechanics of Bill's true form. On purpose. For his sanity.#So he hasn't questioned his assumption that it could never happen#He's right too! With what they're doing they aren't going to have any progeny#Bill though is not one to rule out some freak twist of magic causing an 'accident'#Heck knows he sees twelve impossible things before breakfast#And let's face it: These two get themselves into quite a few Shenanigans#It's almost like someone out there has it out for them 🤔 Weird huh#Given Bill's true nature I think it's equally likely he could be the siring or gestating partner#And between the two he'd pick lying down on the train track himself of that particular trolley problem#My version of Bill has negative desire to procreate at the moment#Though if Bill ever DID sire a kid prior to meeting Dipper#You just KNOW he was the worst most deadbeat piece of shit#this was in my drafts and I totally forgot it was there
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I tried to read Gotham Sirens because I really wanted to see Selina and the girlies, and because I've heard that it's really good, but I honestly couldn't get past the first issues.
I just can't make myself read it when every damn page looks like this:
Like, I get it, they're attractive characters, but there's no need to dedicate one of every three panels to a close up of their asses. I couldn't deal with the dissonance of "this is a story about three powerful and amazing women finding strength in their friendship" with "let's sexualize the hell out of them to the point where it's ridiculous".
"They don't need no man!.... but we're still going to show them through the male gaze" - The editors, probably.
#there's literally a whole thing about harley freeing herself from the joker#but the message doesn't land when her pose is purposely twisted to show her ass and her breasts at the same time#i got tired of rolling my eyes so I had to stop reading#it's a shame really because I was enjoying their dynamic#gotham sirens#selina kyle#catwoman#harley quinn#poison ivy
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they have a baby
#for context kya was the first child of the *ironic omegaverse au*#its not so ironic anymore#there are like 45 ocs for this au#and a whole gen2 plot#send help#if you look at my last post the oc there is named Kaia#that is 100% on purpose#aceduece have a child named kaeya too#it’s a whole thing#the whole au is built on silly ideas like that#ANYWAY TAGS#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#leoruggie#twst oc#kya kingscholar#twisted wonderland#twst au#omegaverse#shinimout doodles#shinimout twst
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doll eye stuff ^^
#digital art#fanart#art#my art#digital doodle#doll eye#dreamsteed#peter peterson#twisted doctor#alfred brown#yes the quality is bad on purpose
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whats ur beef?
My favourite manga lost the plot so now i cope by being a hater 👍
#long answer is i have beef with the direction that the bsd manga has taken#it only superficially resembles the beloved mystery and character-driven detective agency story with atsushi as the main character#i'm dissatisfied with major developments like killing off fyodor and reviving him and pulling this#PSYCH his ability wasn't what you thought it was. with zero foreshadowing or buildup#because the manga has become full of marvel-movie type plot twists that serve little to no coherent narrative purpose except shock factor#it cheapens the story and it cheapens the development of characters and it cheapens the reader's experience#because we can't speculate and we can't draw connections and parallels and engage with the story on a deeper level#what connections there exist (for example between manga and anime) are shoehorned in after the popularity of the anime and#specific characters (e.g. fyodor who was shoehorned into untold origins in the anime) and mostly the characters who bring in money#i.e. fyodor and dazai and chuuya and their relationships especially soukoku. all this at the expense of characters like atsushi or#the majority of the female cast. who have been MIA for god knows how long and who were barely given frame each in the anime's finale#bsd treatment of its female characters has been subpar shounen level at best and now they're completely sidelined#as with most of the original cast and the original themes of the story. in fact i struggle to identify a coherent overarching theme#for the current arc. other than military action scifi movie go brrrr#compared to early arcs where each chapter had a meaningful message to say about the importance of living and what it means to stay alive and#keep going and why we are fighting to keep important people in our lives and to keep ourselves alive#and what it means to belong somewhere and what it means to be good or bad and how your place of belonging affects that#as a long term reader i just feel betrayed and disappointed. by how a story with complex and vibrant characters has become another#generic cashgrab shounen. and i mourn for the lost potential it had and everything the series has build up#only to have plot points abandoned at a whim.#so that's why i'm a hater now 👍#i know a lot of my bsd mutuals are still big fans of bsd so i try not to be obnoxious about it and mainly keep it comedic#like i don't actually hate the manga. because it's so important to me. and i respect the creators of the manga and anime#but it's frustrating to watch a train wreck in real time. and it's my blog i can hate what i want 😔#sorry if there are typos i wrote all this on mobile and can't edit the tags. i didn't wanna put any of this in the main post
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I think what I need most in season 2 of Dead Boy Detectives (because we stay optimistic in this house) is for somebody, just one person, to tell Charles that it's okay to be angry.
Tell him that anger itself is not a "bad" emotion. That feeling angry does not make him a "bad" person.
Tell him that anger is sometimes a necessary emotion. An emotion that motivates you to take action--to protect, to support, to right wrongs.
Because, of course he's angry. He has every right to be. He was dealt an absolute shit hand in life and an unjust and untimely death. I'm angry for him.
Tell him that it's what you do with that anger that makes the difference.
#anger is the only emotion that saved me from 3 abusive situations#because it wasn't until I cared enough about myself that I could get angry#and the anger stopped me from going back to those people and situations#anger has also helped me advocate for my kid and myself#and sure it can be twisted but so can any emotion#love can become infatuation which can become obsession which can become a story on Dateline#just#let him be angry and let him find peace and purpose with that#charles rowland#dead boy detectives
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Me explaining why the winking lady at the end of The Church On Ruby Road is Susan, Susan Twist is the one who waited, and Ruby is their love child
#the lady winked at the camera#who else has been winking at the camera this season?#its purposely connecting them bc they both break the fourth wall#++ her main line#“never seen a TARDIS before?”#who named the tardis#huh?#thats right#susan did#i am completely delusionally convinced that susan is coming back soon#the susan twist and love child thing is just something im throwing out there#bc she is the one following them through time and space#who else could the one who waits be referring to?#ruby being their love child is bc i gen cant decide who i think her mother is#plus we havent really thought about who the dad is#either one of them could have probably changed forms and been a man long enough to father a child#would also just love to watch ruby explain to her mother that the docter is her great grandfather bc his granddaughter is her birth father#dw at its finest#fr tho i really love the new season so far#dw#doctor who#fifteenth doctor#ruby sunday#my theories
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My hot take.
Bonus Pic, Leona calling bc he thought he would remember what MC said but didn't and Ruggie is clowning him for it.
#mymemes#don't take this too seriously but also i won't be accepting criticism LOL#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#ace is sending the Styrofoam pic to purposely make mc made btw he sorta knows what he needs to get. everyone else is genuinely asking#tw menstruation#? if i need to take that#it says 'her' bc i copy pasted from the meme but in my heart mc is gender neutral#take this with a grain of salt its silly
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