The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

friendly reminder to my AFAB folks with ADHD:

your medication does not work properly when you’re on your period

because of lazy, misogynistic research practices in the testing of ADHD medications, it has only been discovered recently that hormone imbalances during your menstrual period essentially cancel out the effect of your medication.

(if you want to know about the aforementioned lazy research practices, the scientists doing the testing for adderall and vyvanse only used male mice and AMAB humans to test them on because the hormonal cycles of female/AFAB test subjects “affected test results, causing data to be inconsistent”.)

so yeah, if you feel horrible and sad and like you can’t get going while you’re on your period, that’s why :)

Thinking of funny and comforting menstrual cycle headcanons:

Rook Hunt who notices you are not feeling well. You sit at your desk and see a cute package addressed to you. Inside it: pain meds, snacks, hygiene products, and other necessities. A very helpful package but how did he know? …actually you don’t want to know.

Jack Howl who offers you help rather awkwardly. Telling you it was no big deal and don’t think too hard on it. Who would huff up if anyone tried to cause you any trouble. Silently offering you his food if you’re not feeling well enough to get your own.

Lilia Vanrouge pop up in front of you upside down. Offering you candy he had in his pocket. He noticed you weren’t feeling good. That can’t be! He tells you not to worry about dinner. He will make you his special soup and you will feel better in no time. You might want to lock your doors.

Grim wouldn’t cause as much trouble as he usually does. He’s even doing his homework without you pestering him to. Sometimes, after falling asleep, you would wake up with him on your lap. The warmth and pressure bringing you comfort.

if I have to deal with it!!!! THEY have to deal with it!!!!

[ the gemini ]

Because I am on the rack of my own hormones, I'm fairly sure Tolkien never considered the matter and I've always been curious about this:

There are many reasons a regressor, dreamer, caregiver or flip may rely on diapers, such as:

✨ Incontinence, or the inability to control one’s bladder or rectum

✨ Menstrual cycles, as diapers are much more comfortable/less dysphoric compared to using pads or tampons

✨ Impaired mobility, which effects one’s fine motor and gross motor skills

✨ During recovery following a surgery, as not to put too much strain on their bodies

✨ Various medical conditions and disabilities where wearing them might be much more convenient

✨ Stress or anxiety

✨ Having a tendency of wetting the bed

✨ Nightmares

✨ Purely for comfort reasons, as they can provide a sense of security for the wearer

✨ To help one slip into their headspace or prevent any accidents when regressing, as they may have bathroom troubles in their regressed state

✨ Regardless of the reason, there’s no shame or harm in wearing diapers so long as you are comfortable above all else.

"whichever requires them to do the least work" This lazy mf 😂

He's such a lil weirdo and I need to lick him

YES! I don't care if he makes me pay for it later, I need to be cared for.

Why is he so cute bro

Oh Kylar, my sweet baby. He'd cry if you made him choose

Avery is a whore confirmed

Source

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need me a boy to hold me through p cramps, run his hand through my hair, hold me close and just give me cuddles, kisses and comfort; tellin me everything's ok</3

NBLM/MLM ONLY

Vampire!Eddie massaging your back with his icy cold hands when your cramps are really bad. His firm touch works wonders, rubbing the tightness away as your hips rock back and forth over his face. His lips and jaw are coated in blood and slick, wet and messy as he pulls orgasm after orgasm from you. They help minimize the pain as well, your mind going blank, melting from the overwhelming pleasure his lips and tongue bring you. The delicious suction of his lips on your clit, his tongue lapping you up from the inside so he can drink you all the way down. The way his fangs graze your delicate lips, just scratching the surface of pain but he's so careful to not take more from you than you can give him. Your arms shake from the effort of holding yourself up as you cry out again and again. When you're spent and limp, laying in his arms, Eddie wipes his face clean and peppers your face with kisses. You can smell copper and the earthy, sweet scent of your cunt on his breath. "So beautiful, angel," he whispers, lips pressed to your forehead, his arms wrapped tight around you. "Thank you for the delicious feast." It should unsettle you, but you just feel safe, warm even surrounded by his cold, lifeless touch.

This has been rotting in my brain, so you all need to suffer too:

*Pre-inversion, in a universe where Darlin' and Lovely menstruate*

Darlin: I just asked because Quinn liked it

Sam: First of all, do not compare me to that limey fucker. Second of all.....that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of

Darlin: He said that quite a few vampires like doing it, and that's why historically vampires were portrayed as preying on mainly women.

Sam: Literally no other vampire does that, Darlin'. Should have known he'd be into some weird shit like that.

Darlin: *shrugs* I just asked

Sam: So what, you'd just sit on his face while you were bl-

Darlin: Sometimes. He also like me to keep my tampons in the freezer.

Sam: .....you made him blood ice pops? O_O

Darlin: *now uncomfortable*...I didn't say I got anything out of it, he just asked me to and I -

Sam: Oh, Darlin'. Listen to me, I'm not judging you. I'm definitely judging him though. I don't know how any self-respecting vampire would actual-

Vincent walks in, tampon string hanging out of his mouth: Hey guys, what's up?

Sam: *nopes the fuck out of life*

TW!! Menstruation, Periods, pain

Usagi helps his boyfriend get thru the pain

He knows where to get the best pain medication in the hidden city

One thing I’ve heard about my posts about asking for reassurance in healthier ways is that my scripts sound so “stiff” and not like real life. I’ve got this comment a few times. And that’s true for a lot of them. You’re not supposed to use them word for word. You’re supposed to change them for what they mean for you.

Here’s a real life example from today. I’m the “boring treble” (inside joke with my best friend) and I ask for reassurance. (I also want to point out that sometimes I am insecure about her specifically and we’ve talked about those situations. Here’s an example of that situation!)

But you can see in my example that it’s a lot more casual for me in real life! You can see that it’s kind of our thing to call stuff “tragic” and it’s light hearted but also genuine at the same time. And also, even though I asked for reassurance, her response is genuine and did reassure me.

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the gemini egg saga, part three

Gallifrey characters responding to “can you buy me pads”

My jealous ass could never, that bitch would have to be gone. He's mine now

Donnie, trying to give Mikey dating advice: Ask her something.

Mikey: How are you?

Renet: Fine.

Donnie: Something personal!

Mikey: At what age did you first get your period?