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Gallavich!
Shameless 10.12
#feeling this right now#i'm in this romantical mood#however part of this was ruined for me because mickey had something on his lip and no one ever mentions it#but it's still so beautiful#gallavich#ian x mickey#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey
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For all of our sakes let’s hope you answer with a lil spice, ray because we love your work 🤩
Ian spits on mickeys hole and they both love it 🤝
mickey never imagined he'd be caught dead in this position - flat on his belly in bed, knees bent and back arched and ass up. it's an insane move, but he made peace with it long ago because he very quickly finds he'll do fucking anything for this feeling.
from behind, ian crowds in and helps himself, burying his face between his cheeks and it's so easy like this. he's so open like this. exposed and free for the taking and god damn it ian takes. the man is fucking starving, grabbing around mickey's thighs and eating him out with long, greedy licks over his hole.
it's so hot. feels so fucking good. has mickey's top half sinking into the mattress, his face buried in his pillow to damped the long, satisfied noises that fall from his mouth as ian fucks him good and wet with his tongue, spit getting everywhere.
it slicks him up and dribbles down over his balls and the sloppy, wet noises are so nasty and hot that mickey's thighs start to tremble, his orgasm building as ian leans back to look at the mess he's made with panting breaths, sliding two fingers over his hole and then all the way down until he's playing with his balls, everything left slippery in the best way.
and fuck, "spit on it..." mickey mumbles from the pillow, feeling himself clench from the anticipation of it, "spit on it, ian." because he knows he will and he does, his other hand stilling as he tilts his head forward and purses his lips, drooling all over his hole.
and fuck. mickey groans, feeling it dribble down over him - warm and wet and taking its time. and then ian's leaning back in. flattening his tongue and licking it back up all the way from his balls and fucking it into him and mickey feels like he's gonna pass out from happiness.
it's gross. it's perfect. he wants as much of it as he can get.
"more," he hears himself say and the gratification is instant, ian pulling back again and this time doing it right away - spitting loud and greedy and watching mickey's hole clench as his spit drips down over it.
"fuck, baby," he growls, and then he's diving back in - wet chin and sore jaw and tongue working quickly, his other hand using the mess to slick up mickey's dick and start pumping it between his legs as he eats him out.
when mickey cums, ian can feel him squeezing around his tongue and he's honestly never been so turned on in his life. he never imagined he'd be able to do this. and now look at them.
#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#ian x mickey#shameless#fanfic#dinner's ready#hot
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Written for this week's @galladrabbles! Thanks to @ianandmickeygallavich1 for the prompt : )
Word Count: 100
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The lines had begun to blur.
Ian came, which always set him off, too. Then his mouth was at his shoulder, nipping like a claim but lived as something more affectionate. It's supposed to be a fuck. No kissing. No softness.
And then he started fucking it up.
It began with hands rubbing up the back of his hair. Hands slowly grazing softly down his back.
Then it was lips. Barely there.
His cock was buried now, pulsing inside. Filling him up. Messy and perfect. Then he felt that tongue. That heat. That devotion.
Now he can't live without it.
#galladrabbles#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#ian x mickey#shameless#fanfic
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My Top Gallavich fics
So, under the advice of the lovely @iangallagherisadeadman I've decided to compile a favorites Gallavich fic list along with a brief rec of each, this won't be a strict top 10 cause I'm not gonna torture myself into excluding some of these stories on some made-up self imposed arbitrary rules.
A bunch of disclaimers: most of these fics are long fics, going from 30k words up, I'm not purposefully excluding shorter fics, I have read plenty of them, but they do have a harder time sticking in my head months after reading.
Most of these fics will be explicit, just read the tags on the fic itself if you want to find out more.
Some of these fics don't have links because the authors chose to lock them and as such make them unlinkable, in order to read them you will need to go through the author's page while you're logged in your AO3 account.
This ended up ballooning out of control and is A LOT longer than ten fics, I apologize in advance :p.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE US AGAIN – spoonfulstar - 231k words
Mickey and Ian have been students at Marceline boarding school their whole lives, as their time at the institute draws toward the end they will start to discover many things, about themselves, about each other and about the world they live in.
THIS FIC! I CRIED! The number of fanfiction that are able to make me cry can be counted on a singular hand, the emotional stakes get higher and higher as the story goes on, leading to a beautiful and bittersweet climax.
This story will make you think and feel deeply about topics you'd never think a shameless fic would delve into.
I am obsessed with Mickey in this fic, he and Ian grow up in an environment that could not be more removed from South Side Chicago and yet his personality is still so recognizably and distinctly Mickey.
The story goes very dark at times, and the fic itself could be considered lengthy, but I assure you the author has made sure to not make you feel it. Those 200k words flowed so well the story did not feel long at all.
HELP ME (TEAR DOWN MY REASON) – wehangout - 34k words
Mickey is a detective and Ian becomes a suspect in an investigation except Mickey already knows him because he's his favorite dancer.
This fic falls under the umbrella of fics where “Mickey is so in love with Ian he does something unbelievably crazy”.
Oooh boy, this fic, it's written in second person (yes you've read that right), tbh out of all fics I've read from this author I think this one was the easiest to adjust mentally to the change in perspective.
I loved Mickey’s “love” in this, just… This raw connection to Ian, the perfect cocktail of feelings, I could read that all day long.
IN ANOTHER WORLD – Roryonic - 249k words
Mickey does not get sent to prison at the end of S5, what happens after and how his presence influences future events (mostly Ian, but also every other Gallagher as well as his own family).
As far as I'm concerned this fic is the closest to a perfect S6 and beyond fix-it. The dialogue writing in this story is so close to canon Shameless that I could picture entire scenes in my head with the actors playing the characters, with their body and personality quirks.
Sometimes I find myself describing this fic like it's the actual show's deleted scenes, “Look, Mickey has his own storyline! And Mandy is here! And the existence of Yevgeni does not become a plot hole!”
There are some Mickey lines in this fic that to me are as canon as if they'd been in the show. Absolutely iconic writing.
I love this author so here's a rec of some of their other longfics, however I highly suggest a lot of their other much shorter stuff as well:
BATTLESHIPS AND LOVE BOATS: Ian and Mickey start their “no strings attached” kind of sex relationship a little later than canon but their attraction and love is just as strong. This is a sort of High School AU that turns into a Prison AU that turns into something else and every shift is just as lovely as the next.
YOU SMELL LIKE LOVE: Ian and Mickey are childhood friends, to the point that the rest of the Gallaghers might as well consider Mickey a seventh brother, mmmh, I sure wonder how things will start to change. Look, I never thought I'd love a childhood friends AU for Gallavich yet here I am, if it's good it's good.
ME AND THE DEVIL: Mickey unconsciously calls for a vengeance demon and Ian Gallagher shows up at his door, because Mickey is a stubborn dumbass they fall in love instead. This story has a lot of twists and turns and the premise is only the very beginning of the story. I LOVED it!
THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF IAN GALLAGHER – Shamelessquestions - 309k words
Ian is a dancer in a club, he accidentally gets involved in the affair of a dangerous mafia don, but the true danger is the attraction he and the mafioso’s right hand Mickey feel for each other as soon as they meet.
What. A. Classic. Truly, an unforgettable story, and I don't mean this in hyperbole, I read this story around… 2016/2017 during my second round in the Shameless fandom, then I read countless other fics in a lot of other fandom and yet this story was the only one that my mind retained from back then, to the point that I could still remember some of the finer details as well as the final plot twists when I came back to reread it.
The plot is constructed beautifully and the original characters (part of the Shamelessquestions fanfiction universe, as they come back time and time again in every one of their AU to fulfill their role in the story) are just as vibrant.
What a story, truly.
Favorite original character in this AU: Sal, his downfall is so satisfying and yet so pitiful to read.
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME – Mellow_Yellow - 221k words
Ian finds something scary and calls Mickey for help, even though they had only reconnected that very day after two years of not seeing each other. Together, they get sucked into a situation they weren't at all prepared for. Can they even admit that they're in over their head?
The very beginning of this fic is SO cinematic it grabbed my interest from the very first scene and didn't let go until the end, DO NOT search for spoilers.
The only warning I'll give is that it does deal with a bit of gore and what I'm personally gonna define as slight psychological horror. That's it. Enjoy!
BROKE STRAIGHT BOYS – dancermk - 66k words
Mickey becomes a porn actor for a site where he has to pretend he's straight and not enjoying the copious amount of gay sex he's having on camera, enter Ian, another actor under the same agency and their off the chart physical chemistry.
This story has, needless to say, some really, really good smut. I especially loved their first time together, but every sex scene in this story is seared in my mind.
ETHERIZED AGAINST THE SKY – Snarfle - 213k words
So, I debated whether I should add this fic or not, but I think if there is one fic that will stay in my mind long after this Shameless binge of the past couple of months it's this one, and it should absolutely become one of those fic that everyone in the fandom should read.
After Mickey gets shot by Kash his life takes a completely different direction and he ends up in a group home where, through many difficult times, he turns his life around.
So many iconic moments in this fic, some funny as fuck, some sad, some so absurd that I'm surprised they weren't lifted straight from Shameless, one so gruesome in the very first chapter that I was surprised to have such a visceral feeling from just words on a screen. Yeah, this story will stay with me for a long time.
OLD RULES FOR NEW SIDE PIECES – Shamelessquestions - 217k words
Ian is a Fed and he spots Mickey looking suspicious in an art museum, the mutual attraction is overwhelming, Mickey is not what he seems and Ian is already with someone else, but that's not gonna stop him from pursuing what he and Mickey have.
Putting it as bluntly as I can, this fic made me face the realization that I love cheating fics (if the cheating happens to someone else to bring together the endgame couple). I have already reread this fic twice and I could probably go for another one and not get tired of it, it's that good, and out of all this author's fics it's probably my favorite.
Favorite original characters in this AU: It's a three way tie between Dre, Ivan and Carrie, they're all very captivating in this story.
Other fic from this author I'd recommend cause I really love their style:
LOST IN TRANSLATION: Ian meets a very attractive man while he's in Ukraine who doesn't speak English, a mere language barrier won't stop him from flirting for hours. (adorable)
YOU MAKE ME FEEL HUMAN – Dragona - 66k words
Ian is an assassin, he meets Mickey and thus begins a very sick love story.
To say I'm obsessed with this fic is an understatement, I suggest to everyone to just go read the original author’s own description of the fic, it sets the tone of the story magnificently.
This is an Ian Gallagher that almost resembles Jerome (also played by Cameron in Gotham) but like… a slightly more subdued and saner S1/S2 version of him. I love the layers that get peeled right in front of my eyes, the madness that creeps in a bit more every chapter. I LOVE this story.
DRIED INK - 87k words
This fic combines my two favorite Gallavich-specific tropes, one being ‘Mickey comes back from prison after s6, Ian is with someone else’ and ‘Ian cheats on that someone else for Mickey’
I love the Gallaghers in this and how unsurprised they are at Ian going back to Mickey right away. It's really well written and just… It's a little jewel of a fic.
Mickey tries SO hard to stop himself and Ian in this but their love is too magnetic, they're irresistible to each other.
THE QUESTION OF NORMAL – blue_newman - 92k words
Ian is a prison counselor, Mickey is in prison, they fall in love and it's beautiful and Ian is incredibly devoted to Mickey in this fic and I fell in love with them both in this.
KINDA RAW – catgrassplantdad - 6k
Quite simply this is my favorite short pwp fic.
Illustrating those “five times” in one night that Mickey references in 11x01.
This fic is so hot, I love it <3
QUATERVOIS – DodgerBear - 51k words
Soldier Mickey gets stationed in the middle of nowhere and meets a farmer called Ian who makes him question everything.
Falling under the same umbrella of “Mickey does something crazy for Ian” fics and this is why it stuck in my mind even if it's been a while since I've read it.
I LOVE this story, their dialogues and everything that happens in it. The setting is lovely and you will fall in love with the description of Ian’s farm.
Other fic by the same author that I also loved:
BURDEN OF PROOF: Cop Mickey gets caught in a legal battle between the two oldest Gallagher brothers, something doesn't feel right though…
THE WORDS HE DOESN'T SAY: Mickey is released before Ian in s10 and has to meet a court-mandated therapist. The story is from the therapist POV and goes AU from the beginning of s10 in that Mickey gets involved back into Yev and Svetlana’s life, the dialogue is, quite obviously, the main attraction of the story and it's really well done. (Also, written in first person).
THE MENAGERIE – CrossMyDNA - 147k words
Ian decides to re-explore his bdsm preferences at The Menagerie where he meets sub extraordinaire Mickey on his very first visit.
Shameless is undoubtedly the fandom that opened my eyes to what bdsm could be back in… approx 2016? When that other popular bdsm fic was still around *ahem*.
So it definitely feels like a sign that coming back into the fandom this fic now exists and is SO GOOD.
Obviously it's very explicit, the smut in this fic is one of the best I've ever read.
The chemistry between Ian and Mickey sizzles off the screen and can absolutely be felt even in moments not of the nsfw variety, absolutely recommended!
MICKEY MILKOVICH’S GUIDE TO FLIRTING – whatwouldmickeydo - 40k words
An s2 “missing moments” between Gallavich, completely canon compliant, all under the pretense that Mickey is following a step by step guide to flirting.
I wish this fic was describing canon moments, not kidding a single bit, I wish I could somehow magically manifest these scenes into existence they're that good and fit that well into canon.
M8TE – gallawitch - 53k words
Omegaverse fic where Ian and Mickey both start using an app and end up matching with each other, even though a connection is made almost instinctively, coming to terms with it with a sound mind will take a bit longer…
Hey,had to have at least one of these on here lol
I love omegaverse and this was everything I wanted from it, couldn't have asked for anything better really <3.
SHACKLED – MyRelapse - 19k words
Ian has a change of heart and he decides that Mickey IS the one he wants, even if he's still in prison, so he keeps in contact and goes through every hoop imaginable to have him back as soon as possible.
Reading this made me so happy like I could burst, love it.
WAITING ON MY OWN TOO LONG – Ride4812 - 266k words
This rec more than any other on this list is what I'm gonna consider self indulgent because it covers the trope I always craved to read in such a satisfying way: Canon AU where Mickey comes back from prison after 8 years, Ian has found someone else but the moment the two meet again they fall back into each other right away.
The series is made up of 4 smaller fics:
One more night
Something more this time
No more lonely nights
Ain't this life so sweet
(I will point out here and nowhere else that the last installment of this series has some segment that probably needed to be re-read a couple more times, but by that point I was too invested, and the quality fluctuates a lot only in certain parts)
The writing style is very direct and to the point, which I love, the smut is very present and written beautifully and most importantly never boring.
Ian is a MESS in this fic and had me Stressed™, mostly cause for some reason I can't handle too much casual depiction of drug abuse and addiction (I know, ironic considering the fandom).
Conflicts and resolutions are never clean cut, they don't necessarily resolve quickly or definitely or the way you probably imagine they should and I find this level of realism very satisfying.
Taking a bit of space here at the end to also rec a couple other Ride4812 fics that I also loved:
COUP DE FOUDRE - A model/photographer AU where Ian and Mickey fall in love the instant they meet and do some crazy things because of that.
HOPE HE MIGHT - A lawyer AU where Ian and Mickey are on opposing sides for the same client, an interesting murder mystery steeped in a religious cult.
Generally I feel like this author is really good at depicting just how unapproachable Mickey can be to anyone that isn't called Ian Gallagher and I eat it up every time.
WHAT THE NIGHT DOES TO THE DAY – andchaos - 9k words
A Gallavich childhood friends AU with a quite original arrangement for the story and the various segments of their lives. Very satisfying read.
RANSOM – BeckyHarvey29 - 112k words
Terry sends his sons to kidnap a Gallagher child to force Frank into paying back the money he owes, unfortunately for him Mickey and his brothers kidnap Ian, and a whole other kind of story unfolds.
Mickey and Ian falling in love in this fic is such a good read. I don't wanna spoil anything of how that or the kidnapping plot goes, since the two are so intertwined. Just know that it will be worth it.
UNDER LOCK AND KEY – Suzy_Queue - 106k words
Ian is assigned the night shift at his new job where he provides spare keys to his fellow college students stuck outside their dorm rooms. To make matters worse his shift coworker is the oh so infamous Mickey Milkovich.
I am magnetized by the way this author writes their pining for each other, their attraction and obsession, how it blooms and unfolds. This fic in particular had me develop a very bad case of tunnel vision, couldn't really turn away until I finished reading it all.
I still haven't read everything this author has to offer, but so far I also loved:
INHUMAN: A mysterious force starts attacking people close to Mickey and it all seems to lead to a mysterious redhead Mickey is oh so coincidentally obsessed with. Very cool paranormal story.
THESE FOOLISH GAMES: Mickey takes over as the boss of the local branch of a trampoline park, where Ian is one of the employees, they annoy each other to no end but what they don't know is that they're secretly texting each other.
IS THERE SOMEWHERE – andchaos - 48k words
Mickey is born with no words on his skin, convinced he's going to live a life of misery cause no one will ever say the words he's destined to hear, he's not a very happy guy. Here comes mute boy Ian who crashes into his life and won't let go.
A classic Soulmate AU, I love that like in a lot of other Gallavich fics their physical connection and compatibility usually comes before their emotional one, it is one aspect that I feel distinguishes their relationship to many other fandom’s ships.
LAST NIGHT AT THE VERONA GRAND HOTEL – the_rat_wins - 27k words
Mickey starts working at an ancient hotel who's supposedly haunted. Mickey doesn't believe in ghost stories, he is much more interested in this one guest he meets at night during his shift.
What a cinematic experience this fic is! Absolutely recommended, the length of it makes it so you can read it in the same time it would take to watch the same story in movie format.
Other fics by the same authors that have impressed me:
FADE THIS ONE TO BLACK: Ian dies of overdose in a pile of snow outside the club, when Mickey finds him there he vows to do anything to get him back.
I don't know why but this fic in particular gives off the vibes of being a pilot for a ya urban fantasy TV series, except we gotta imagine everything that comes after the first episode lol
NO LIE: Ian and Mickey are Soulmates and as such they can't lie to each other. This series is short and sweet and full of feelings, perfect
PARAGRAPHS – pink_ink - 100k words
Ian becomes a reading tutor for ex-convicts, Mickey is among them and Ian starts paying him more and more attention.
This is a story where they meet under very different circumstances and where they've lived slightly different lives compared to canon and yet they're still able to find each other in the end.
Also, sign me up for every fic where Ian has to work just as hard to help Mickey and care for him as the opposite, where Ian's brand of stubbornness is the only way to get through to Mickey.
I'm also adding a couple of ongoing fics, just two to not overwhelm too much.
NONE THE WISER – Loftec - ~218k words
Ian starts visiting Mickey’s diner, it takes a while and yet no time at all to warm up to each other.
I'm captivated by the author's writing style. I love Ian's and Mickey’s relationship. I love how they sort of take their time and yet pine helplessly for each other.
I'm obsessed with the fact that the whole point of the fic doesn't appear until two thirds of the way in cause the diner scenes were just too good to pass up on lol (and I 100% agree with them).
INTRO TO QUANTUM DATING – spoonfulstar - ~563k words
Canon Mickey and Ian meet in University. A college slice of life but drenched in the casual (and not so casual) darkness of canon shameless.
The dark humor in this is fenomenal and left me gasping laughing so many times.
Unexpectedly Ian in this fic is pursuing a linguistics oriented degree, which was what I studied when I tried university, the topics are explained in such an accurate way I have to assume the author studied them themselves and that this story is somewhat a reimagining of their own college experience because if not this would be an absurd amount of accurate research to make.
Reading this fic feels like living through the American college experience from the comfort of my home lol.
As I said before, this author's way of writing does not weight you down even with its length, the story flows perfectly from one scene to the next and before you realize it you've reached the end and you have to accept that 500k words weren't even enough.
Let's end this list with some quick recommendations
WHILE WE'RE MAKING OTHER (PEOPLE'S) PLANS - kyasticlikestea
Mickey is volunteered to organize someone's else's wedding after he managed to salvage his own so well, he'll do it, but his own Southside way.
THIS IS THE ROAD TO RUIN - bricoleur10
Ian and Mickey never go to rob Ned, the story unfolds differently from there. A fix-it with a lot of Gallavich longing , very good smut and some really good dialogue.
HEY, HONEY MINE (I WAS THERE ALL THE TIME) - serveteas
Mickey talks about his crush with Iggy and accidentally pronoun-slips. Short, to the point, funny af and I just really love it. Takes place after their fight at Kash’n Grab in s2.
AGAINST GLASS - AllThatMatters
Ian gets traded from one club to another as a dancer (and more) and ends up in the Milkovich family's club. This is a Mafia!Mickey story with some pretty tight sub-plots, I love his brothers in this.
ONE OF A KIND - fckyeahgallavich
Mickey breaks his finger and it has to be set in the hospital, chaos - of the homophobic kind - ensues. Protective!Ian, I wanna hug Mickey in this.
IAN THE FRIENDLY GHOST - Ravenheart
Ian is haunting an apartment and Mickey starts living in it, Ian is maybe starting to have a crush on him. This isn't angsty!
BLOOD IN, BLEED OUT - brewrosemilk, Whatsastory
Historical AU. Perfectly innocent bystander Ian Gallagher is thrown into the affairs of the Ukrainian Mafia back in 1954, his relationship with Mickey will span decades and he won't remain innocent for long, the mafia can corrupt anyone.
TEENAGE RUNAWAY - sadwhales
Ian comes to live and finish high school with his half siblings on the South Side, he's immediately captivated by a boy sitting under the bleachers, maybe his North Side naivety will catch his attention too.
GARDEN SONG - melwrtiesthings
A glimpse into their lives in their West Side apartment, a lot of initial angst due to a manic episode and then a lot of recovery and healing and learning more about themselves.
#this is amazing and soo appreciated for someone like me#who needs a summary#i only have about an hour at night to read so i have to choose carefully#i know how much work this took#it doesn't go unnoticed so ty!
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#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#veronica and svet#text posts#i feel these are mostly accurate
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Personal rant
You guys don't know me, but I'm a pretty logical and rational person. I'm on the autism spectrum so most people who don't know me well would probably refer to me as cold or unempathetic. I tend to get all my feelings and emotional stuff out in writing or fanart. But it makes me good at my job as a bank call center supervisor because I can be logical, precise and patient.
Once a month I get screamed at and called horrible names by this customer who calls in. I'm really good about not letting people get me upset. I don't want to give them the satisfaction. And I get yelled at for a big portion of my day so it's nothing new. I can deal with it.
But this lady is unique. She's made 3 of our reps cry, 1 quit, and even the manager ended up needing to take a break after a call escalated to him. I tend to get shaky while talking to her because it takes all of my restraint not to just tell her the truth- that's she a horrible, despicable bitch who should get thrown into a fucking woodchipper.
I've been in some form of customer service for 30 years and she's the worst I've ever experienced. I've seriously thought about doxxing her or something because I've never met a more deserving individual than she is of that kind of thing. I try to take the high road. But I'm tired of having to be the bigger person.
And the part that bothers me isn't that she's the way she is. It's that my company won't just say No More. If someone was abusing our systems, we'd take away her access to those systems. But we're human punching bags and it's just okay.
I'm so tired of this because I see it everywhere now. These people who act like children who want a cookie and will throw a tantrum when they don't get it. But the problem is we're constantly giving it to them, so it reenforces the behavior. And then we wonder why the world is suddenly so full of these people. It bothers me more when I hear one of our reps being courteous and professional to someone after they called them a bitch or some racist or homophobic remark. It's more unnatural to me that this is the response we're required to have. It's not human.
Behavior does matter and just because you're a customer doesn't mean you're allowed to behave this way. Mike Tyson famously said: "Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” But corporations have made it that you are allowed to behave this way because they'd rather their own employees be abused than to say no to the toddler/customer.
If you are one of those people who yells and screams at customer service reps because you believe that's what they're there for, I hope you get hit by a bus, I really do.
#personal shiz yo#personal rant#customer service#i fucking hate my job#and it's not because of the job itself#it's because of people
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Trapeze
Time for @galladrabbles! This week's prompt: "trapeze" by @crossmydna.
Word count: 100
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These were his favorite moments.
Franny sat in Mickey's lap as they watched acrobats soar through the air. Amidst the chaos and wonder, Franny's eyes lit up. But so did Mickey's.
They listened to Franny's ooh's and aah's as she watched the spectacle. Ian looked over at Mickey and saw how young he looked, pointing up at the trapeze artist swinging and flipping around.
Their hands found each other, fingers intertwining. He hated that Mickey never got to have a moment like this before now.
But he was so happy to got to be there to experience it with him.
#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#shameless#galladrabbles#hmm this was a tough one#i needed more words to do it right i think
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thank you @crossmydna for this weeks @galladrabbles !
prompt: trapeze
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It's hard to hold onto sometimes. What he and Mickey have.
Because it's there right in front of him but it's out of arms reach. Knees buckling on a platform with no safety net below. It swings closer and closer to him with every swing but he can't get the timing right.
He wants this. He's climbed the ladder and he's at the top but there's something holding him back from taking that leap. Mickey comes close and then he's far away again.
Mickey reaches his hands out and then Ian grabs them. And they're swinging together in the air.
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drabble challenge #26 “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.” if you feel like it!
Not gonna lie, I wrote this pretty fast during my lunch break today so I hope it's not too silly. I hope you like!
The Diamond In Your Engagement Ring Is Fake.
Summary:
While grocery shopping, Ian and Mickey are accosted by a homophobic shopper who doesn't realize who she's messing with.
A short fic for a tumblr prompt challenge by katiewrites: Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece.
#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#ian x mickey#shameless#fanfic#fic prompt challenge#grocery shopping is flirtation
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For the drabble challenge I humbly beg of you to complete #76: “Please put your penis away.”
Have fun!
thanks for playing along! it isn't *exactly* a drabble but idc:
Mandy isn’t leaving the house at night without something capable of making a man bleed. She shoulders her way into her brother’s room and is shocked into stillness. A naked, red-faced, bouncing Mickey is facing her when his eyes snap open at the sound. Luckily for them both, Mickey isn’t frozen. He rolls off the bed taking a tangle of sheets with him to the floor.
It only reveals a bigger shock.
“IAN? Gallagher?!”
His big green eyes are wide, glazed over. Hot, tight, wet. His brain hasn’t exactly caught up to what’s happening so he covers his face and tries desperately to break through the haze.
Mandy tries to look away but her eyes are drawn down.
Mickey stands, sheet firmly tucked into his armpits to take it all in. Mandy still has one hand on the door as if to keep herself upright. Her jaw has dropped and she’s gazing with amusement at Ian’s huge cock. They both watch as it sways low against his belly.
Mickey breaks first and sighs heavily, “C’mon man, can you please put your penis away?”
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trying something new and rest a little. idk it's still chibi or toons more, but i love these babies 🐥
#this is really cute#something about ian's face is just so sweet#he's so happy#and comfy#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#gallavich#mickey and ian#shameless#ian and mickey
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Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!!
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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mini moodboard story challenge
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#wtf#i can't even#this is like#ugh#i'm literally a little teary#this is my favorite thing you've written seriously#this is going in my favorites file for sure#the imagery of him riding the train at night#a train to nowhere#but doing it anyway#because he loves ian that much#double ugh#it makes me think of the 'he wants to be with me' line#and how true that always was
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GALLADRABBLES #121 - CUDDLES
Thank you for such a sweet prompt, Cameron @flamingbluepanda 😍😍 Paging @galladrabbles 😎
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It's gotta be the weirdest shit he's ever seen and definitely something he'll never get used to.
Objectively, it's not even out of the ordinary.
They're just watching TV, sprawled on the couch with Mickey basically on top of Ian. Ian’s hands are busy – one of them is playing in Mickey's hair, the other, manning the remote. Every once in a while Mickey will whisper something and Ian will snort or chuckle or downright fucking giggle.
Again, nothing unusual.
But Lip still forgets sometimes that they’re actually fucking married now.
He swallows the bitterness and goes to grab a coke.
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#galladrabbles#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#I feel like i can see this#i'm always fascinated by fics where we see ixm's relationship from the other character's pov#they're always a little surprised at how soft they are with each other#love this
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Aggressive cuddles
Thank you @flamingbluepanda for this weeks @galladrabbles prompt: Cuddles.
Word Count: 100
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"Hey, what's up Frantastic?"
Franny shrugged as she continued coloring.
"Uh oh, something's wrong….you're like 5 what the hell do you have to be sad about? Job wearing you down? Bills stressing you out?"
"Uncle Mickey, will you take me to the zoo? Mama said she would but she forgot," she asked, putting on her saddest, most pathetic face.
"Oh Jesus Christ…lets go I'll take you."
She smiled widely, jumping into his lap and cuddling up.
"Why are you choking me?"
"To say thank you!"
"And you do that by squishing my balls?" he snickered. "Must run in the family."
#galladrabbles#gallavich#mickey milkovich#franny gallagher#i'm convinced#franny knows how to manipulate mickey
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