Just so frustrated that tumblr’s rolling out more unreality-triggering features: as if they didn’t already learn from the Y2K event…
How do they think that. A GIANT FUCKING CLOWN ON THE DASHBOARD THAT, WHEN CLICKED ON, MAKES THE BACKGROUND TURN TO A BUNCH OF WANTED POSTERS WITH EYES LOOKING AT YOU??? AND THEY SAY THINGS LIKE well find you OR SOME SHIT???
Why would they think that this DOESN’T trigger at least five types of—-
Fuck. Sorry if this post made no sense, just bristling right now.
Anyway: stay safe out there… a full list of the potential triggers with the new site update are:
Clowns
Eye contact
Unreality
Paranoia
Delusions
Violence
Let me know if I missed any.
Again, stay safe. And fuck Tumblr’s staff.
Edit: Adding some of the things I’ve reblogged and also suggestions (thanks @nimona-antifa for the suggestions, and @everlastingrandom for pointing that scopophobia’s another potential trigger)
Body horror
Gore
Scopophobia
Horror
Another edit: Thanks to @gwydionmisha for pointing out that the jump scares are harmful for people with:
anxiety
heart conditions
other related conditions
Another edit: FUCKING YEAH IT’S GONE but there’s still a widget at the corner of the screen with the buggy pirates’ logo, which looks like a clown pirate flag. So still be careful if you’re on desktop. Looking forward to when they take down the full thing.
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I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I woke up for real and there wasn't glass in my bed but I had kicked my duvet all the way off it (and still ended up checking that there wasn't any glass in the bed).
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a lot of ghouls honestly don't really realise how helpful herbs are..
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do tell, oldherbs420, what herbs could you possibly be talking about
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you won't even possibly imagine..
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'destiel is the biggest queerbait in history' waaah waaah im a little baby waaaah <- thats what you sound like. obviously you've never watched goncharov
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the new spider-man game will allow miles and peter to reach through the screen, flip you off, and tell you to go fuck yourself each time you get them killed
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Friends be like, “look at this old family heirloom I found,” and then pull out a wholeass cursed tome. Like. I was expecting a nice quilt.
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day 1 (april 11th):
ate pizza. best part of the day. hope i will be able to do it soon. drank water. heard i wont be able to do that again. shame. i really like water!! watched the world end. very entertaining. played two trucks for my friends. they all hate me now. all around, 10/10 day! wonderful start to the end.
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(Tw: examples of my ideas of reference/magickal thinking that might trigger) Schizospec culture is ideas of reference ALL DAYYY! OUT THE WAZOO!!! Listening to a song? God is sending me messages through spotify shuffle duhh~ i thought about fog and now its foggy out i so did that im so powerful and awesome and the government wants me!!!!!
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Help the Shadesmar Tourism Board Choose a New Slogan!
Citizens of the Cosmere--or wherever else this message has ended up--we of the Shadesmar Tourism Board (Roshar branch) need YOUR help!
We are trying to increase tourism to the lovely and unique realm of Shadesmar. Which of the following slogans do you think will be most effective in accomplishing this goal?
Please help us by choosing YOUR favorite!
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i love crt tvs
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ace culture is not having a tumblr. that's right, I totally didn't submit this on tumblr. you're not seeing this on tumblr. I don't have a tumblr, and neither do you
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In a recent interview, Taylor Swift reveals she wrote the song ‘Castles Crumbling’ on Arthur Pendragon, from the 10yr+ old show BBC Merlin
“I had to explore all of his internal pick-axing myself, the downfall of the golden age… and Castles Crumbling as a metaphor for all of that. Also, he’s my babygirl.”
read the rest of her interview here
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