#this outfit is r u i n i n g me | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hishighnesstheprincess · 1 year

Text

My favorite parts of the Snapcube The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog stream, in no particular order

The entire cast stopping to coo over how cute Sonic's blushing face

The entire cast stopping to talk about how pretty Rouge's new outfit is (same tbh)

(borat voice) "mah wife"

"he's embarking on the finalest frontier of all- the afterlife."

The Penders comic mentions

Making the player character British, but only in their inner monologue

Ryan's first line being "where's that damn hedgehog I want him dead"

"Can you teach me how to do a kick flip?" "You're gonna have to ask TORNY HAWK for that one."

The entire cast gets to choose a single letter of the main character's name. The character ends up being named "Prq7qe" pronounced Preston

"I'm retiring after 32 wonderful years... and getting arrested for killing Sonic."

"this is fucking glass onion"

Valhalla Zone Act 1

"Thank you all the artists who worked on this, this is phenomenal" genuinely made me emotional

Everybody losing their minds at all the Ace Attorney references

"Let's follow this (exceptionally long silence) T R A I N O F T H O U G H T"

Literally everything involving the soundboards holy shit I have got to get one of those

"Cause of death: committing to the bit"

"Ok but real talk tho that scene from the live action Grinch made me want to eat glass" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"

Penny going "SHUT UP TAILS" in the background to practice her ova Sonic voice

"I'm not used to playing with the arrow keys I'm a WASD lady" "you can use WASD for this" "SHUT UP"

The continual evidence that over half the cast is terminally online

"URETHRA!"

Ryan making Danganronpa references (I love him for this)

"I would NEVER walk down the straight path. The joke is that I like men!"

"A murderer is on the loose/ While doors keep getting locked/ Tick tock goes the clock/ But the party don't stop"

(Rouge voice) "this is like beating up a baby, which is fine by me!"

"I'm a gamer." "... are you fucking kidding me?!"

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #rouge the bat #snapcube #prin posts #sonic posting #snapcube streams are SO funny yall should watch more than the sonic fandubs ffs

407 notes · View notes

b1mbodoll · 8 months

Note

i love ur works so much ㅠㅠ

could i req for some noncon/dubcon with momo? her with 10thmember!maknae!reader n just sneaking up on r while she's doin something mundane and r's jus soo confused because why is her unnie doing this to her :(?? why does it feel good???? (n then maybe after she goes to jihyo for advice because she doesnt know how to feel about the experience but jihyo just takes advantage of that n fucks her too!!)

pairings: hirai momo + park jihyo x f! reader

warnings: g!p + noncon + gaslighting + victim blaming + creampies + degradation + mommy kink + virginity ment

💌: this is wordy and idk how much sense it makes but i tried!!!!!!! enjoy

debuting with twice as their maknae means you’ve been in the industry since you were young, having to drop out of school n focus on your career as an idol. you’re so innocent n its obvious when your older members make dirty jokes n ur silent, looking like a confused puppy as the girls continue joking around.

momo is the most affected by your innocent nature, her cock hardening when she thinks about how you don’t even know what sex is n if she wanted, she could ask you to touch her cock n you’d do it bc you dont realize its inappropriate.

she’s finally had enough of you strutting around in the tightest outfits, fabric clinging to your skin n decides to have sex with you. she tells you her dick hurts so bad n she needs to fuck your tight little pussy to make the pain stop. momo grins wickedly when you cry n tell her that you’re sorry but she can’t use your pussy n ur not ready to have sex.

“quit crying, slut. ‘s not gonna make me stop.” she’s being so mean, not bothering with prepping your cunt n it’s so deliciously painful when she slides in. your sobs only grow louder when she calls you a dumb whore n tells you that no one is gonna believe you if you snitch on her. momo’s torment lasts for what feels like forever before she sends you to your room with your womb full of cum.

the next day you go to jihyo, informing your leader of what momo did to you and she laughs condescendingly, says it’s your fault that momo did those things to you bc you were teasing the older girl. jihyo’s no better than momo n she forces you down on her cock, wails of pain escaping you because she’s so much thicker and it hurts. makes you call her mommy and says that you better get used to taking dicks cus theyre never gonna stop fuckin u ><

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#♡.the honeypot #twice #hirai momo #park jihyo #hirai momo x reader #hirai momo smut #park jihyo x reader #park jihyo smut #twice x reader #twice smut #💌.degradation #💌.noncon #💌.manipulation #💌.mommy kink #💌.g!p

397 notes · View notes

glam-pir · 10 months

Text

- introduction to writeblr -

p e r s o n a l i n f o

hi !! i'm em, i'm 18, almost 19, and i use she/they pronouns. writing's always been part of my life, i've just never actually believed i could do it. so, here i am, yada yada yada more cheesy shit. anyways, i'm in college so my activity levels are all over the place, i'm hoping having a blog to even myself out and make myself stay consistent will actually work. i love all things dark, gloomy, scary, and puzzle-ey, which goes without saying that my hobbies follow the same tragectory. i've been playing piano since i was four years old and i love writing music, solving puzzles, writing and reading (goes without saying frankly).

a b o u t m y w r i t i n g

let’s get into it, shall we? i really like a blether, and by that i mean i’m indecisive beyond words. my most common genres in the overarching sense is urban fantasy combined with cosmic horror, and high fantasy. i love worldbuilding don’t come for me i’m sensitive.

but in terms of smaller little motifs and themes, i love delving into folklore (slavic and north african, gotta stick to my roots), low fantasy and surrealism, political intrigue, dark romanticism, gothic horror, monster girls, lesbians, a good ole butch/femme dynamic, dead people, ghosts, generational stories, and of course, anything you could listen to depeche mode while reading.

w i p i n f o

jesus it’s uh, um, it’s a mess in here, please ignore the state of my mind rn, all titles are subject to change, for now i'll be titling them by vibe and vibe alone, these will probably be their tags for the forseeable future, also they're all gay

no guts, all gory

a story of suspicious internships, monsterous girls, the desire for knowledge, dead people, things man was not mean to see, and lunch dates with your coworkers. [ low fantasy / surrealism / cosmic horror ]

baba yaga's moving castle

a story of matriarchies, political intrigue, slavic folklore. [ high fantasy / multiple povs ]

gas station prophecies

a story of gas station prophets, things in the fog, shadows in the woods, spooky towns and liminal spaces, odd summer vacations, and some very important realizations. [ low fantasy / surrealism / gothic horror / coming of age ]

saints of nothing at all

a story of secret societies that are worse than they seem, culty schools, ✨cunty✨outfits, mean girls, meaner lesbians, himbos, ballroom dancing, and just a little bit of a roll in the uncanny valley. [ surrealism / hauntings / gothic horror / academia ]

#writeblr #writing #creative writing #writer #my writing #original writing #fiction #writeblr things #writeblr intro #writeblr introduction #writeblr community #fantasy #surrealism #cosmic horror #gothic horror #low fantasy #high fantasy

177 notes · View notes

bullet-clubs-bitch · 3 months

Note

Christian Cage NSFW alphabet please?

CHRISTIAN CAGE NSFW ALPHABET

I'm so sorry this took me so long to get to, I have been so busy

Warnings: NSFW CONTENT 18+ ONLY

Christian Cage Masterlist Main Masterlist NSFW Alphabet Masterlist

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Believe it or not Christian Cage is a real sweetie

He is such a daddy that he would do anything for you

He would scoop you up in his arms, carrying you to get to get cleaned up

He would hold you close and tell you how much he loves you

The two of you falling asleep in eachothers arms

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs or their partner’s)

Christians favrouite part on you is your thighs

He loves to leave marks on your inner thighs

Loves to have his face buried between them

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Its no secret that Mr Father of the year has a serious breeding kink

He is obsessed with the idea of getting you pregnant

As much as he jokes about it he really does want you to carry his children, the looks he would get, the backage whispers that he got his controversaly young girlfriend pregnent

He loves it

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It’s no secret that Christian Cage has a thing for younger girls, especially if they are fatherless

He loves to take care of you, praise you, spoil you

He is a total daddy at all times especially during sex

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Christian Cage is VERY experienced

He knows exactly what he is doing

He knows exactly what you want when you want it as if he could read your mind

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

As simple as it sounds Christian loves missionalry

It allows you to be so much more intamate with eachother

Cowgirl; he loves it when you ride him

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

If he really wanted to he could crack a joke but 98% of the time he is 100% serious and focused

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Well trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Christian Cage is such a romantic

He is very intimate, he loves to praise you

J = Jack Off

Christian doesn’t jack off like he used too

He says if he needs that release he woud rather go to you for it

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Daddy kink

dd/lg

Breeding kink

Overstimulation

Pregnancy kink

Orgasm control/ orgasm denial/ forced orgasm

Spanking

Cock warming

Creampie

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

house/hotel

pool/beach

Literaly anywhere and everywhere

He defo has a thing for water sex

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Christian loves it when you wear little outfits around the house to tease him

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Group sex/ sharing

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves to give, more than receiving

He loves to be buried between your thighs making you come undone over and over again

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depending on his mood that day he can be fast and rough and slow and sensual

He loved to make beautiful love to you but he also loves to destroy you

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Christian is not a fan of quickies, he would rather take his time with you

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Christian loves to experiment

He is a risky man filled with lots of secret tricks

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

The amount of stamina this man has is unheard of

He puts men 2x younger than him to shame

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Christian definitely has a secret collection of toys he loves to use on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a massive tease, he loves to mess with you

However he hates it when you do it back

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Louder than you would expect

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

“Christian, are you insane! We can’t do it here!” “Why not? Do you feel how hard I am right now? I need you Y/n.” “We are on a beach filled with people!” “Like that’s stopped us before” “Oh my god Christian, look what you did. You have terrified poor Nick! Why would you say that when he is right here” “You know I love you Nick but you are ruining the moment”

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

8 inches

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

So high

Like crazy high

Like everynight high

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Surprisingly Christian Cage is a sleppy man, he will fall asleep before you

#bullet clubs bitch #all elite wrestling #aew smut #aew #aew fanfiction #christian cage #christian wwe #christian cage x reader #christian cage gif #christian cage imagine #christian cage smut #christian cage fanfic #christian cage x you #christian cage aew #christian cage is so hot #Christian cage oneshot

39 notes · View notes

soobinspet · 6 months

Note

Hello, can you write an NSFW Alphabet with Intak?

Hello, hello ! I sure can, there u go

NSFW Intak alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

I think he’s big onto aftercare, he thinks it’s important to let you know he loves you after he roughly fucked your brains out 😔 he’d kiss and cuddle you until you fall asleep in his arms, would probably get you a glass of fresh water too

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

Definitely loves your legs, he loves to kiss them and caress them also loves your ass (he’s an ass guy lol) but not as much as your legs, on him….his dick lol he just loves it cuz he knows how much effect he has on you when he’s inside you. I think he’s also proud of it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

Intak loves when you let him cum inside you but he loves cumming in your mouth and see you swallow it, he loves how dirty it is and how much you enjoy it. When it comes to you he also loves making you squirt and drink you up (kinda nasty but believe me he loves it)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

Doesn’t have any, he’s totally transparent and open. He lets you know about every single of his fantasy and his secret.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Just enough to know the basics, he wishes to be a bit more experienced but he doesn’t really have time to experience.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

DOGGY STYYYYLE, he loves to be able to grab a fistful or your hair and pound into you, making your ass bounce on him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s really serious, he’s here to do one thing and HE WILL got it done. He’s here to have fun but not here to laugh.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I think he’s pretty well groomed maybe not completely but enough for you to be able to see what he has to offer lol

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not romantic at all but makes it up to you with a sweet/loving aftercare afterwards.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t think he jerks off that much because he just goes to you whenever he needs sex uk what I mean, if he wants it he doesn’t waste his time jerking off on his own bc he knows he can have u

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

definitely into really nasty dirty talk, a bit of a size kink, loves it when you praise him about how he’s too big for you: “your pussy’s so small I don’t know if I can fit in”

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The sofa in the middle of their livingroom, he loves the risk of it, he loves to think about how one of the members could just walk in and catch the both of you. He loves fucking you in the bathroom aswell, he loves how slippery you both get which makes it easier for him to slide in n out of you, he also loves how the warm water makes the bathroom so foggy.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Intak+jealousy= ♡, he just loves it sm when you get jealous and he won’t admit it but he loves it when you make him jealous aswell… it’s kind of a game between the two of u. Loves it when you wear “slutty” outfit for a party. He knows that once you get back he’ll be fucking you into oblivion: “how many men stared at your ass ? Mh how many ?” “They might stare but they’ll never get to do what I get to do”

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat/piss/blood/r^pe or age play (it’s just too disgusting). Turned off when you don’t take initiative. He hates the pillow princess type of girl.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t have a preference he likes both. If you want it then he’ll give it to you. He likes to think he’s extremely good at it when he’s actually not that good (sorry)…you still let him think he eats pussy like a pro every time lol

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Oooh this man is rough like almost brutal ? But never in a way where he’s hurting you. Even when he’s tired he’s still rough af. That’s just how he likes it and he knows you love it like that too. If you ever ask him to fuck you slower he’d respect that and fuck you slowly :)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s not a big fan of it…he needs to take him with you and make the moment last as long as possible. If he has no choice he’ll do it tho

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Intak loves risk smmm, he loves how shy it makes you when he tells you that he wishes for someone to walk in and catch the both of u:” what if someone walked in right now mh ? What if they saw how good I am fucking this sweet pussy ?”. He looooves it when you’re the one being risky

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oooh he lasts so long, way too long sometimes. Even if you came and he came and you’re both so sensitive it almost hurts he’s still going. You always have to SERIOUSLY beg for him to stop.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No Intak doesn’t own any but he loves that you have so many. It gets him going to imagine you fucking yourself with those toys ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease but quickly get tired of it because he needs to fuck you and can’t take it anymore

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not that loud tbh, he pretty much just groans and breathes heavily but nothing more

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Still no imagination sorryyy

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Okay, he’s pretty average, more on the large side than the long side and pretty veiny.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

VERY high, if he had the time he’d fuck you all day everyday (seven days a week 😔)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he took care of you, cuddled you and kissed you, he falls asleep pretty fast. Quite understandable as he literally fucked for maybe an hour

#hwang intak #intak #hard thoughts #smut #kpop #p1harmony #fanfic #anon ask

59 notes · View notes

seokminded · 4 months

Note

Svt members x staff reader (she is dating joshua) who has been working with them since debut . The readersn reaction to svt finally winning a daesung eyiwhsjehsjs my brain has been braining

Anon, this is so cute! Seriously though the idea is top-notch. TYSM! I present to you:

DAESANG

Pairing: Joshua ✗ staff!r.

Genre: emotional fluff

Warnings: forehead kiss, est. relationship between r. and Joshua, mini-smau included, not proofread, might start the waterworks.

I wanted to make this kinda realistic so you're all in the dressing rooms when you get the news. Anon if u like this, lemme know cause that'll make me happy.

"Y/n what is it? Are you alright?"

You clasped your hand around your ajar mouth as you felt tears prickle your eyes. Looking up you find Joshua's features twist in anxiety.

Your sudden sharp gasp had alerted the team who were all seated in cushioned chairs with professional make-up and hair artists behind them. You had 2 more hours to go before the your team was to perform their recent hit on the Daesang-worthy stage, when you received a text from a close acquaintance who also happened to be the co-host for the evening's event.

"Y/n! Talk to me! What happened?"

Joshua shook you out of your trance and looking at him made the tears roll down your flushed cheeks.

"D-daesang! You guys are finally getting a daesang!"

You choked out and smiled while looking at the other members who mirrored the shock registered on your face a minute ago. Your words had everyone in the room staring at you, praying that you weren't joking.

"Y/n, are you serious? G-guys did you hear that?"

His voice soft and barely above a whisper. Before you could answer him, Seungcheol's voice boomed from behind your boyfriend.

"Who's finally getting a daesang? I need to hear that again Y/n, a lil' louder."

"Leader-nim YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING A DAESANG! SEVENTEEN IS FINALLY GETTING A DAESANG!"

You yelled out enough for the entire dressing room to hear before cheers and claps bombarded your ears. Before you knew it, everyone was up and out of their seats and all the members were rushing toward each other. Before you lost Joshua in the crowd you grabbed the velvet cuff of his jacket and pulled him close. Closing any distance left between you two, you threw your hands around him.

"Shua I'm so proud of you! I know how long you've waited for this!"

With a sweet smile playing on his lips and moisture in his eyes he placed the lightest kiss on the top of your head and replied.

"Hearing this news from you makes this even better."

Pulling away, you smiled and nudged him to go join the other members.

A much-anticipated win like this, had your mind reeling. You recollected the past and your debut days with the team. You thought about the day you gifted Seungcheol a smartphone, when you helped the boys choose a stage name, scheduled their first ever MBC stage, finalized their first MAMA stage outfits, and your first date with Joshua. Some of the most memorable 'firsts'.

You'd seen this team grow from co-trainees to co-workers to family. Through the highs and lows, you'd been by their side and this was a high you didn't wanna come down from.

"Y/n-ah, you're not pranking us right? Cause I'll cry if this isn't real."

"You're already crying though Seokmin. And no, I would never joke about something like this."

Wiping away the tears clinging to his lashes he flashed you a smile.

"Then why're you just standing there? No group hug?"

You heard Jeonghan ask you with a cocked eyebrow as he poked his head out of another members' arms who was giving him a hug.

That was it for you. You couldn't hold back your emotions anymore. Warm tears cascaded down your face as you found your place next to Joshua who wrapped his arm around your waist and used the other to wipe the wetness off of your face.

"Everybody fall in!"

Seungcheol gestured to all the other staff present in the room.

"I really don't know what to say right now so-"

Clearing his throat, loud and clear the walls resonated,

"Say the name!"

This really was the loudest reply you'd heard in all these years. Exuberant and merry.

"SEVENTEEN!"

"We are!"

"SEVENTEEN!"

"Who always wins?"

"SEVENTEEN!"

The room erupted with joyous applause as everyone repeated after him. You looked up at Joshua and whispered.

"Till the last 'say the name'?"

With a glint in his dark eyes, he whispered back.

"Till my last breath. You and me."

Wipe your tears.

WOHOO my first emotional piece.

Ask more stuff here!

#Seokminded.arcv #Artai.writes #Artai.serves #svt #seventeen #svt x reader #FLUFF!#svt fluff #joshua #hong jisoo x reader #joshua x y/n

47 notes · View notes

spoiledlbleach · 2 months

Text

russian cyrillic alphabet for anyone who asked! it's gonna be hell of a ride but that's what you asked for kekw

So the cyrillic alphabet was based on the greek alphabet just like the latin alphabet and therefore theres a lot of greek letters in russian

disclaimer for reading rules (you can skip this part)

i need to mention that the russian letters denote sounds but in russian theres such a phonetical phenomenon called reduction and you can hear this as a part of russian accent in english when bed sound like bet, fog like foc, sob like sop etc (b, d, g & others at the end -> p, t, k). Also o, a, e vowels are pronounced differently in different parts of the word... And sadly for russian learners the stress on the words is flexible and changes bc of different reasons. And theres no way you can see stress marks on the words except if youre looking at them in the dictionary.. yeah. So if the pronunciation doesnt make sense thats why

There are 33 letters in russian alphabet. P.s. ['] means its a soft, palatalized sound, like british l in a word village

Аа - basic, its the 'ah' sound (Алфавит [ahl-fah-v'EEt] -> alphabet)

Бб - the capital letter looks like B without the head and the lowercase one looks like 6 for some. You were right when you thought that it looks like B because its the 'b' sound! (Буква [bOOk-va] -> letter, краб [crahp, no not crap] -> crab)

Вв - looks like B, right? that's a v. Imagine it like this emoji :B this silly lil guy looks like theyre saying vvvvv. (Вишня [v'EEsh-n'ya] -> cherry)

Гг - upside down L, its actually g, like a Бумеранг [boo-m'ee-rAHnk] -> boomerang. Another example, Гость [gohst']

Дд - that's a weird looking one, looks like a house and its Дом [dohm, not dom] in russian. Another example, друг [drook] -> друг

Ее - yeah. the pronunciation is yeah (Ель [yel'] -> spruce/christmas tree, деревня [d'ee-r'EHv- n'ya] -> village)

Ёё - the yeah brother! yo lmao (Ёж [yozh] -> hedgehog) its always stressed so no problems with that. btw if you ask me its the most hated letter. ppl dont put it where it should go and just leave e! wtf! its ё т-т)

Жж - looks like a bug and sounds like one. its zhhhh like in the word garage (Жук [zhook] -> bug, гараж [gah-rAHsh] -> garage, see the reduction there?)

Зз - ah yes the number 3. its the z sound actually (Змея [zm'ee-YA] -> snake, образ [OH-brahs] -> look, image, outfit)

Ии - backwords N is actually a vowel, its our ee sound! (Игра [EEg-rah] -> game)

Йй - и brother, the short и. its y- (Йогурт [yOH-gurt])

Кк - straight up k, always and ever, no example cuz its the same in every position and pretty straightforward

Лл - um... its an L.. idk how you should remember that... (Люстра [l'YOO-strah] -> chandelier]

Мм - an M (Медведь [m'eet-v'EHt'] -> bear)

Нн - you cannot laugh like that in russian, it would be not hahaha but nanana (Банан [bah-nAHn] -> banana]

Оо - oh (Облако [OH-blah-koh] -> cloud)

Пп - p sound (Папа [pAH-pah] -> papa, dad)

Рр - thats not p, its r (Русский алфавит [rOOsk'iy AHl-fah-v'eet] -> russian alphabet]

Сс - not c but s (Собака [cah-bAH-kah] -> dog)

Тт - T

Уу - not y but more like u/oo (Уже [oo-zhEH] -> already)

Фф - impaled o, almost like Q, yet it is ph/f (Фит [f'eet] = Fit)

Хх - never an x, its a h! xaxaxaxa

Цц - upside down п with a tail? erm alright its a ts (Цирк [tsyrk] -> circus)

Чч - upside down h, ch! (Что [shtoh] -> what, more like an exception; Человек [ch'eh-loh-v'EHk] -> person, human being, also чел is the way we say dude, also чувак [ch'oo-vAHk])

Шш - шшш quiet its a sh (Душ [doosh] -> shower]

Щщ - soft sh, sometimes transliterated as tsch or shch. jesus christ (Щека [sh'ee-kAH] -> cheek)

Ъъ - you cant pronounce that. its the glottal stop so you pronounce some sounds separately. like british water you would spell it with ъ in theory, waъer (Съел [s-yel] -> he have eaten; if there wasnt a ъ it would be pronounced [s'ehl] which mean he has sat down. different meaning)

Ыы - okay thats a tricky one. make this face 😬 and now make a sound. thats ы, ive marked it as y in the square brackets (Мы [my] -> we, us)

Ьь - cant pronounce that too. this one denotes the softness of the consonant sound

Ээ - ay without the y (=Эй)

Юю - you (Юбка [YOObkah] -> skirt)

Яя - ya, not backwards R (Яблоко [YAH-blah-koh] -> apple, Pommie ^_^)

Now try to write down your name or the name of a cc/npc/egg/other in russian ! you can leave them in the comments or in my ask box, id love to see you learning :D

some tips on transliterating:

ENGLISH w is generally у, can be в. q is к (qu is кв), j/g is дж, x is кс, h is г in the begging of the names/foreigh words like hannibal is ганнибал

SPANISH ñ is нь, pls google other cases

PORTUGUESE nh is нь, lh is ль, pls google other cases

general advice try transliterating like Fit -> Фит, so every letter/cluster of letters in the original language correlates with similar letter in russian. but in french portuguese and spanish you have to pay close attention to pronunciation, more than to the spelling cuz Ricardo will be Рикардо for spanish but Рикарду for portuguese etc etc

ok i hope you had fun with this long ass post ! ^_^

#qsmp language day #qsmp

28 notes · View notes

ruggiethethuggie · 7 months

Text

R U G T O B E R || D A Y O N E

wc: 1801

You rubbed your eyes groggily as you made it down the steps. Having just rolled out of bed, your eyes were still struggling to adjust to the light coming in past the curtains on the window. Grim had pounced on you that morning, whining about someone being at the door. You kept telling him there was no way someone would be there so early, the sun had just come up. But you were mistaken.

As you made it off the last step, you could hear light mumbling coming from outside the door. Confused, you quietly approached the door and put your ear to it, trying to make out the muffled sounds. It was hard to really decipher what was actually being said, but it was easy to recognize to whom the voice belonged to.

You threw the door open to find Ruggie standing there on your doorstep, once again. “Ruggie.” Your tone was sullen, clearly from unwillingly being woken up so early. “Oh, turn that frown upside down, sunshine. It’s Rugtober, did you forget? I did tell you that I’d be here again super early.”

He stood there with his hands in his pockets, eyes bright and chipper as if he had been up for hours already. Did he ever take the time to really get in good sleep, or was he always a ‘go-go-go’ person? His outfit consisted of a dark gray shirt with the spell drive team’s logo, a mustard yellow plaid shirt overtop with the sleeves rolled and left unbuttoned, and a plain black pair of joggers and sneakers.

For waking you up so early, you decided to get him back a bit with teasing. “Are you already dressing up for Halloween? Gonna be a scarecrow this year?” You raised an eyebrow at him as he sucked his teeth at your words.

“Yeah,” he grabbed at the bottom hem of the plaid shirt, “this is my scarecrow outfit. You don’t like it?” He looked up at you, giving you sickeningly sweet eyes. It was difficult to not think it was adorable.

“So what is our plan for day 1 of Rugtober, Ruggie?” you asked.

“Two words. Pumpkin. Patch. Well, I guess four words. Also, get and dressed. Maybe six words. Hurry and up, oh seven, already!” He chuckled to himself as he counted on his fingers.

“Okay, okay, mister impatient. Give me like 5 minutes, I’ll be right back. I’ll even wear a flannel so you don’t become a lonely scarecrow today.”

“I’m touched,” he said, putting his hand over his heart. “I’ll be waiting here.”

You shut the door and ran back upstairs, scaring Grim and making him fall off the bed as you came back into your bedroom.

“WAHHHH!!” Grim hit the floor with a thud. “What’d’ya doing scaring me like that?! Who was that?” he asked, rubbing the top of his head.

“It was Ruggie. I have to get dressed, we’re going to a pumpkin patch today. And before you even ask- no you cannot come along.” You rummaged through your drawers and closet, quickly finding clothes to wear, not forgetting the flannel you said you’d wear.

“Hmph, like I wanna go anywhere with him anyway. He never shares his snacks with me,” Grim huffed and stuck his tongue out. His fake disinterest was amusing, you knew he probably really wanted to go, but this was something Ruggie invited you to- not you and Grim.

You finished getting dressed, walked over to him, and put your hand on his head gently, avoiding the spot where he bonked his head moments ago. “How about I bring you a small pumpkin back? Yeah? One you can decorate however you’d like?”

Grim’s ears perked up at your words and he smiled mischievously. “You better bring me back a good one, or you’ll roux the day and feel the wrath of the all powerful mage, Grim!”

“Yeah, yeah. Let’s get you back into bed, o’ powerful one.” You picked him up, put him back on your bed, and watched as he snuggled back up into the covers. “I’ll be back later, be good.” Grim was already half asleep as you left the room and closed the door quietly before meeting Ruggie downstairs.

“Alright, let’s go.” You locked the door as you closed it. Ruggie nodded and turned on his heel, leading the way.

Going towards the town of Sage’s Island, you spotted an old wooden fence with a makeshift sign on it that read “Pumpkin Patch” with an arrow pointing down a small dirt path. Realistically, it seemed odd that a pumpkin patch would be out of the way like this, but you wouldn’t think Ruggie would lead you into danger- at least, not without forewarning you before.

“Why’s it so far out of the way? I feel like we’ve been walking for hours, Ruggie,” you groaned. “Well, if it was right by the road, then there wouldn’t be any room for that.”

You kept walking, staring at the sky above you and not paying attention to the stopped beastman in front of you, running into him and staggering back.

“OOF!” Ruggie said as he caught his balance and turned around and grabbed your hand. “Watch it, klutz,” he teased. “Oh, shut up,” you said as you used his hand to stabilize yourself and tried to reorient yourself. “Wouldn’t be any room for what?” you asked looking everywhere but where Ruggie had been talking about.

“For that.” Ruggie pointed up ahead to a small little hill. There were what looked like hundreds of pumpkins, but what was amazing, leaving you in awe, was the ginormous pumpkin that was in the middle of them all. “Holy shi-”

“Shh, shhh. Language,” Ruggie said, putting a finger to your lips. “Come on” He took your hand and pulled you up the hill, making sure you didn’t clumsily fall down it or run into him again.

The patch was full of many pumpkins, you knew it was going to be hard to find the right one, especially since you promised to get Grim one while you were here, too. The varying sizes and colors and shapes of them all could force someone to spend hours here just trying to find the pumpkin for them.

You could see a small house up higher on the hill with a sign on the front railing that said “Checkout here” on it. An elderly man waved at you and Ruggie from the porch, to which Ruggie shouted up to him. “HEY, MR. JOE! I THINK THIS ONE’S BIGGER THAN LAST YEAR’S!” Ruggie smiled widely as he pointed to the excessively large pumpkin.

Mr. Joe shouted back to him, but he was so far away and seemed so soft spoken that it was hard to make out what he said. Ruggie just waved off the words and turned to whisper to you. “He has no idea what I just said, and I have no idea what he just said.” You both chuckled as you started to look through the patch for your perfect pumpkins to take home.

A plump, orange pumpkin near a back fence caught your eye. It was the perfect roundness for making a jack-o-lantern and the orange was bright and vibrant. You walked over to it and tried to pull it off the vine when you felt a tapping on your shoulder. You glanced up to see Ruggie standing there with two pumpkins in his hands, looking almost upset.

“Ruggie? What’s wrong??” You stopped tugging on the vine to give him your full attention, it was rare to see him in such a state.

“Uh.. Uhm.. well..” he stammered.

“Spit it out already! WHAT, WHAT?!” You stood up and wiped your hands on your pants to get the dirt off.

“What… what do you get when you drop a pumpkin?”

“What do you get? Uh I don’t think you get anything, except a bill to probably pay for it,” you said confused.

“No… squash.”

The upset look on Ruggie’s face immediately changed to a cheeky grin as you rolled your eyes at his joke.

“Do you want me to get that one off the vine for you? Here, hold these.” He shoved the two pumpkins in your hands and knelt to the ground to get your pumpkin off the vine.

“Rug, why did you get two? Getting Leona one or something?”

“Oh, please, he doesn’t carve pumpkins. I figured your pet cat was wantin’ one so I got him a small one.” He traded pumpkins with you, handing you your one and taking his two back. “Yeah, he does want one. I was gonna look for him one next, but you did it for me. Thanks, Rugbert.”

“Hey, hey, hey,” he snapped and leaned in close to you. “Don’t call me that in public.” You knew he was just joking with you, at least mostly. He really did hate being called that in public but there was no one around you two at the patch, and there was no way Mr. Joe could’ve heard the nickname anyway.

You two made your way up to the small house where Mr. Joe was to buy your pumpkins. “Welcome, Welcome!” the man said cheerily from his old rocking chair. “Find the ones y’ere looking for?”

“Yes, sir! Three pumpkins, good and ready. How much for these bad boys?” You held up your pumpkin when Ruggie showed his. Mr. Joe looked back and forth at them for a few moments before responding. “I’d say about 10.”

“Just 10? Feels like I’m robbin’ ya, old man,” Ruggie said as he handed the money to Mr. Joe. “I’ll be back next year, and that pumpkin out there- It better be as big as this house next time.” Ruggie and Mr. Joe chuckled. “O’heehee, you betcha it will be, my boy!”

“Take it easy, you know how to get me if you need me,” Ruggie said walking off the porch. “Err, it was nice meeting you, thank you for the pumpkins, Mr. Joe!” you spit out before tagging along behind Ruggie.

“You come here every year, Rug?”

“Sometimes more than once a year. The old fart’s too old to get house and yard work done, so I come by every now and then when he tells me he needs help and then he always gives me a lil discount when I buy pumpkins. One time I bought pumpkins for all the kids at Sunset Savanna and it only cos’ me like 100 thaumarks. Wild, right?”

“Yeah, that is wild. I bet he likes when you come around, seems lonely all the way out here if you ask me.”

Ruggie smiled and nodded at your words. “We better get you back before Grim starts causing a ruckus and setting the dorm on fire.”

#~.writing #~.twst #~.rugtober #ruggie bucchi #ruggie x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #disney twst #ruggie fluff #ruggie bucchi fluff #twst fluff #ruggie imagines #ruggie bucchi imagines #twst imagines

58 notes · View notes

lookismaddict · 1 year

Text

Lookism Chapter 432 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I’d like to say, thank you for reading my reviews and thoughts for each chapter so far. And thank you for liking the memes. 😳💖 But bruh, this chapter man… There’s a lot being revealed, so let’s get into it!!! 😌✨

Well crap. Eugene’s got some leverage on James Lee too. Wtffff 😭😭😭

WELL… SHIT. R.I.P. JAMES LEE IS GOING TO BE U S E D ✨

HE LOOKS SO UPSET SITTING IN THAT LOW ASS CHAIR NOW. I CAN’T GET OVER THE WAY HE’S SITTING ON THAT CHAIR FROM LAST CHAPTER. SORRY GUYS. 💀

And let me guess, you gonna do that to James too...? 🤔

DAMN. HIT EM WITH THE THREAT, JAMES LMAAAOOOOOOO. THESE TWO ARE ALREADY THREATENING EACH OTHER SDFHSDKFHSAKJDFHSDF. I’M- 💀💀💀

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA... 😶 (Also, James. That’s Crystal’s dad too. She’s might hate you for it lol. UNLESS- 👀 Plot twist: she hates her dad too.)

Ok, I kinda get WHY he’d bring up James’s murder case in the first place. It’s like the “check and balance” thing where you counter them if they do something wrong or betray you. I get it. Eugene and James both have dirt on each other in case one betrays the other, but it sucks to think that Eugene has the upper-hand here because of his connections with the police. He can cover up ANY dirty thing that he does. Also, he can use his knowledge against James whenever he wants so James is just... stuck. Poor guy. Imagine having your ex-boss blackmail you and NOW your new ally blackmails you just to help him. 😭

Yayyyyy killer bros together!!! 😍😍😍 The Psycho Alliance has made a brand new treaty. 🤭

Literally, it really be like this.

Ok, but why do I find this hilarious? They’re still young, and they have so much time and opportunities to spend their youth without doing any illegal or gang related activities. Yet, their main goal is to kill an old guy. LMFAO OK, JUST IMAGINE. A random old guy sees them chatting outside in front of a cafe or something. discussing their plans about taking down Charles Choi. Then, this old man walks up to them, right? He asks them, “Oh my, you kids are so young! Don’t you have any special things that you want to do in your lives? Don’t just sit around and let time go by. You should go out and do something with your lives!” and then they reply with, “Oh, we are! We’re off to kill an old guy because we hate him!” Like... 👁👄👁 Bros, are you good? LMAAAOOOOOOOO

Also, if you think this template is familiar, then you’re right. I couldn’t resist reusing this template because EUGENE REALLY GOT +25 CARDS UP PEOPLE’S ASSES. ESPECIALLY JAMES’S IN THIS SITUATION.

“Hey Alexa, play Often by The Weeknd!” 🥵🥵🥵

I’M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF ME OBSESSING OVER THIS MAN, BUT LOOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 LIKE GAAHHH DAYUUUUUUUM. THIS MAN CHANGED INTO A SIMPLER OUTFIT, BUT HE STILL LOOKS SO FIIINNNEEEEE!!!! UGGGHHHH. Ayo he can bend me backwards bro, I DON’T CARE. Gawk Gawk 9000? Uhhhh... LET ME CONSIDER- 👀 NAH I’M KIDDING... Or am I...? 😏 I’D LET HIM FOLD ME TOO. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 (And ofc he’s drinking Hibiki. 😂 Like brooooooo... hottest Yakuza I’ve ever seen. You can’t DENY.)

*N S F W M E M E S W A R N I N G*

Sorry. I just had to. 💀 ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT...

I APOLOGIZE. I GOT NO “STOP” BUTTON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’M SO SORRY!!!

*E N D O F N S F W M E M E S*

AAAAAAAAND THE OLD MAN AGREES. HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruh, I’ve never seen him genuinely smile before. Is it just me? He always look so grumpy and serious all the time like >:( Tbh this panel really surprised me lol.

EW. BRUV. WHO BROUGHT IN TRASH OVER HERE??? 😭😭😭😭 HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN FOREVER PERO LIKE, I DON’T MISS ANY OF YOU LMFAOOOOOO GTFO.

OK, BUT THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! SEEING LITTLE DANIEL BEAT THEM UP. 🥺🥺 This makes me reminisce the older Lookism chapters.

Also nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You’re all getting your asses beaten for sure. Daniel will clap you all. Each. 👏🏽 And. 👏🏽 Every. 👏🏽 One. 👏🏽 Of. 👏🏽 You. 👏🏽

OHHHHHH... WELL, SPEAKING ABOUT DANIEL-

TIME TO GET HELLA CLAPPED!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

These fools. Smh.

OMGGGGGG IT’S DANIEL’S MOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S BEEN FOREVER. 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEST MOM EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ALSO, NAH. YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE’S MOM, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? Do they not have respect for anybody? Sometimes I think about these so called “bullies” in this Webtoon. Like no wonder you guys are so fucked up, y’all don’t got any parents or something? No guardians who’d teach you how to be a decent person??? Any manners? 💀 At least Daniel has a mom who knows how to treat her own son. I’m guessing y’all are just jealous that you don’t have a great mom like Daniel who’d sacrifice herself just for her son because she LOVES HIMMMMM!!! 😤😤😤😤 If any of them approach me, I’m throwing hands. Idc.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Daniel Park for FIFA World Cup 2026. ⚽️🏆

YEEEEESSSSSSS THAT’S OUR BOI. AHHHHH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

And when that one bitch from your old high school called you ugly, but now thinks you’re hot... 😑

OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!

MA’AM, WE WERE AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE WHEN WE FIRST SAW HIM CHANGE TOO. 💀 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FINALLYYYYYY. WE GOT TO SEE HER REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! UGH. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

He has matured into a very good man. And a fine one too... I’m so proud of him. His character development had come such a long way. 😭💞

THIS IS JUST MY THEORY. (Before any of you argue about this and flame my ass, I’m telling you now. This is just my opinion. Pls don’t get heated by it. Thank you.) 💀

You know it’s about to get serious when an old person did the, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” pose. 🚨

FINALLY. Jinyeong Park’s time to shine. 🤩 I’m getting a Darth Vader and Luke moment here. “Luke.... I am your father.” (That’s the only Star Wars reference I know. My bad.) And Jinyeong belongs to the dark side (The Worker’s First Affiliate), while Daniel is the main protagonist who belongs on the good side. Call me goofy, I know. Because my wack ideas make me think about my life choices sometimes. LMFAO But ANYWAYS, I CAN’T WAIT FOR DANIEL’S MOM TO EXPLAIN WHO JINYEONG PARK IS. I’m just glad that Daniel got to see his mom after everything that he had been through. The kid needs a break, and I’m here for it. ❤️

ALSO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS FAMILY’S REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION. AHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! 🤪

162 notes · View notes

garxtomp · 5 months

Text

The 100% accurate Genshin character guide

P1 Mondstadt

Traveler

Abandonment issues

Just wants to find their sibling

Fights a god w/ dull sword and wins

Costco link

“…”

Venti

Drunk bard

Questionable choices in skins

Don’t let him any wear near your friends

“Gay or European, it’s hard to guaranteed”

Paimon

The tour guide that doesn’t do anything

H o n g r y

Probably the unknown god but we’ll get back to that later

At least we have emergency food

“Ehehe~”

Amber

Mondstadt’s Stove Lighter

Festival webtoon outfit when?

I’m missing amber’s dance rn

“Go go baron bunny”

Jean

Single mom of mondstadt

Tuonto’s beloved

Someone give her a comfortable bed to rest on

“Klee, put that down”

Klee

Mondstadt’s fireworks

Menace to society

Probably killed someone on accident once

“Klee loves to go fish basting!”

Diluc

I lied about Jean being single

Depressed man

Daddy issues

God of wine that hates wine

“Not interested in idle chit chat”

Kaeya

Ice bridge

Daddy issues but double it

Everyone’s first genshin crush

The 1 thing the god of wine is allergic to

“Why so cold Diluc?”

Fischl

Delusional

Speaks funny language

Theater kid

Has pet bird that translates funny language

“Oz shut the fuck up”

Lisa

Hot librarian

Fought the abyss over a book

Has pet wolf

“Give me back my book before I shove knifes down your throat 😊”

Bennett

Fornite kid

Has more dads than all the Genshin characters combined

Somehow isn’t dead

“You want me on your team? 🥹”

Razor

Has basically been adopted by everyone in mondstadt

Furry

Loves potatoes (as he should)

Grammar? Never heard of it

“BORK”

Barbara

Jeus lady

Everyone’s favorite Facebook celebrity

Idc if you don’t like her protect her at all means necessary 😨

Bring her old voice back 😭

“Please notice me Jean”

Noelle

Maid therapist

Looks nice, can kill you

Probably won’t kill you tho

“Maiden for the Kights of Favonius”

Sucrose

created a whole new species because her friends left her

At least they aren’t dead

“What If I took ur body, and slapped it against a fking chalkboard 👹”

Albedo

Chalk man

Mondstats’ older brother cause why not

Has a silly voice actor

“Moment of birth”

Rosaria

First Atheist to regularly show up to church

Goth lady

“ fuck u or sm idk that much an Rosaria I…I gave up”

Mika

Weilds multiple weapons,

Wdym he’s not a cryo catalyst :(

“☝️🤓”

Eula

Vengeance lady

Strange family members

“Don’t be shy girl go bonanza”

Diona

A fking menace to society

Bartender, hates wine

“I wish my dad loved me”

Mona

Broke bitch

Strange choice of friends

Knows the future, somehow not god.

“You have a son right? Yeah well he’s gonna die tomorrow so good luck with that”

(Sorry i died lol, also my Wanderer fanfic is prob never gonna get finished lol mb)

#genshin #genshin impact #albedo #amber #lisa #bennett #diluc #diona #eula #fischl #jean #kaeya #klee #mika #mona #noelle #razor #rosaria #sucrose #venti

46 notes · View notes

megaawkwardhuman · 1 year

Text

don't mind me I'm just going insane over nandor's rings

OK OK OK SO idk WHY but my brain suddenly remembered this post by someguywife and it got me wondering how long has he owned those rings?

disclaimer: 100% looking too deep into this and most likely going insane also for the most part I only focused on old photos in the show since I doubt they would go out of their way to edit the rings onto the paintings for nandor

first I looked through the intro and for the most part the rings are nowhere to be seen.

(side note: didn't notice that the last photo was taken on the same night as the new years eve photo :D)

anyway I say for the most part cause of this fucking photo...

Now I don't know shit about polaroids but there's some numbers at the bottom of these photos.

This probably means something but after looking it up all the info I could find talks about numbers on the BACK of a photo so that's fuuuuuuuun. I would keep looking into this but I keep going in circles so please if you have any idea what 090111225 4 could mean please let me know It's driving me fucking crazy. I'm assuming it could translate into a date but idk it could mean nothing.

now looking at the outfits in the photo I'd say this is in the 70s maybe? idk I also suck at analyzing clothes so for now this photo is a dead end WHICH SUCKS CAUSE IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE!

IF this is the 70s then on we have a rough estimate of WHEN he got them but that's just the intro what about in actual episodes.

if we go back to s2e8 collaborations we get a look at nandor in the 70s when he shows us photos of him and is old familiar benjy aND GUYS GUESS WHAT? N O F U C K I N G R I N G S

the latest date we see on one of those photos is 1974 so around the mid to late 70s he got his ring grea- oh what's that? there's more? greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...

so going from season 2 to season 3 on s3e3 gail we also get to see some more old photos of our fav cringefail. he says they've been on and off for 30 to 40 years and doing the math that means they met around the early 80s so surely he should have his rings by now right? RIGHT?

at first no BUT THEN

DING DING DING I SEE A FUCKING RING FOLKS

so the next photo shows him celebrating new years with her and she looks to be around the same age SO THAT MEANS HE GOT THE RING IN THE LATE 90- wait the fuck a minute...

huh... WELP SHIT THIS GOT COMPLICATED!

so looking at the photo booth photos again it's most likely the rings nandor usually wears so you'd think he'd be wearing them since you know HE WEARS THEM ALL THE TIME!? but NOPE he's wearing this red ring instead.

and in the next photo you can't tell at all what ring he's wearing.

so what does this all mean? well here's my current theory:

at some point when he was first with gail he got his rings (whether it was a gift or something he picked up idk) so around the 80s or 90s but he didn't wear them as often as he does now.

head cannon: after guillermo complimented the rings we see him wear in the show he made sure to wear those specific rings everyday

thanks for watching me go crazy coming to my TED talk

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits meta #wwdits theory #nandor the relentless #word garbage™#my head hurts #I'm gonna go take a nap or something :P #if I see ONE MORE photo of nandor's hands I think I'm going to actually lose it #I hope one day we get ANY sort or info about these rings #CUZ I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT THE EVER LASTING FUCK IS UP WITH THESE RINGS

69 notes · View notes

themultifandomgal · 1 year

Text

Will- Pregnancy Alphabet

A= Announcement (When/How do you announce your pregnant to you boss, co-workers, friends?):

The first person we tell is obviously Ella. We purchase her a cake and a T-shirt that say 'worlds best big sister'. Next we tell Jay and Erin, we just show them a positive test. We wait for 3 months to tell anyone else.

B= Baby Predictions (Who will the baby be more like?):

Ella thinks baby will be exactly like her. Will also thinks the baby will be like me and Ella.

C= Cravings (What cravings do you have? ):

Bread. Just bread.

D= Due Date (When is the Due date?):

Due date is May 18th

E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens during the pregnancy?):

Thankfully nothing is wrong, but being married to a doctor means that I am having check ups everyday. Will is always asking how I'm feeling and if anything has changed with the pregnancy.

F= Falling (How do they react you falling or about to fall?):

I have a little tumble while it's icy out. Will was there to catch me. I then get lectured about being more careful.

G= Gender(s) (What gender do they want the baby to be?):

Ella wants the baby to be a girl, but Will and I don't care.

H= Hands (Do they like to place their hands on your tummy? Do you place your hands on your tummy?):

Yes. From the day we found out I was pregnant he was always putting a hand on my tummy. Ella too. I didn't really place a hand on my tummy until I get a bump and even then I don't stand rubbing my tummy often.

I= Illness (How do they react when you get sick?):

Other than a cold I don't get ill. Will went out and got me medicine that's ok for pregnant woman just to help my headache and stuffy nose.

J= Job (Do you stay at work? Are you allowed to stay at work?):

Yes. I only work in an office so I stay until I have my baby.

K= Kisses (Do they like kissing your bump?):

Yes. Will loves kissing my tummy especially when my bump grows.

L= Life (How has life changed while your pregnant?):

We've been trying to get Ella as ready as she can be for the arrive of the new baby. But life for us hasn't really changed to much other than getting the baby room ready.

M= Movement (How do they react to feeling the baby move? How do they react to the sight of the baby kicking?):

I didn't think Will would be to excited because he's seen it so many times at work, but I was wrong. The moment he felt the baby he rang Jay to tell him, shouting with excitement. At first Ella was a little unsure about how she should feel

N= Nesting (Do you start nesting? When do you start nesting?):

No. I was expecting it ti come but it never does.

O= Outfits (When do you start buying maternity clothes? When do you start buying outfits for the baby?):

Almost immediately. Will and I go shopping at but myself maternity clothes and baby clothes.

P= Parents (Do they give advice? Is it good advice?):

The only person that gives advice is Natalie but it's more this she wish she had known before having her son.

Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions. Do they keep asking if your ok?):

No. Will is pretty chill. Having a lot of knowledge himself he knows what's going on, although he does ask if I'm ok a lot.

R= Risk (Is there any risks during the pregnancy?):

No thank goodness.

S= Sickness (Do they you have much morning sickness? When does it start? When does it stop?):

My morning sickness would continue till I was just over 13 weeks pregnant.

T= Talking to the Baby (Do they talk to the bump? Do you talk to the bump?):

Yes we both love talking to the growing baby. Ella also loves telling baby how excited she is to meet them.

U= Upset (How do they act when your upset? Why do you cry over most?)

I don't get upset to much during the pregnancy, but when I do Will gets me chocolate and hugs me.

V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on you? Do they make sure someone's always with you?):

No. Will knows I have gone through this once before and trust that if something felt wrong I would tell him.

W= What's the plan? (What is the birthing plan?):

Remembering how painful my last labour was this time I want to try a water birth at home. Will has managed to get it arranged but things can always change.

X= Xray or Ultrasound (How do they react to seeing an x-ray of the baby. Do they tear up when they see the ultrasound?):

Will doesn't tear up, but he can't take his eyes from the ultrasound. When we get the photos printed immediately they go in his wallet eager to show anyone and everyone.

Y= Yearning (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):

Will is super excited. He thought he was ready but as the babies arrival gets closer he is more nervous. He just wants to be a good dad.

Z= ZZZ (How much sleep do they get during the pregnancy? How much sleep do you get?):

We all sleep pretty good, except for when I need to go to the loo in the middle of the night, but once I'm back in bed I'm asleep.

#will halstead #will halstead x reader #will halstead x you #will halstead x yn #will halstead imagine #one chicago #one chicago imagine #chicago med #chicago med imagine

43 notes · View notes

selfindulgenceiskey · 1 year

Text

LONG SOTRY SHORT I ACCIDENTLALY DLEKTED MY TUMBLR Æ

[ Welcome to 'A Kitsune's Guide to Being a Therapist' Yuu is loosely based on Yae Miko, though I did just snatch Yae Mikos kitsune spirit summoning thing ]

[ My versions of kitsune yuu :D ]

[ Yuus appearance is basically just: Clothing with shrine maiden inspiration but with black and white colors instead. Black fox ears and tails, a fox mask that's black and white, and black geta heels ]

[ Black and white colors basically ig ]

[ Yuu in their kitsune form wears two outfits, one with a boob window and less shrine maideney and the second more formal and looking more shrine maiden like ]

[ Yuu likes to swap between them because they don't really care about what mortals think about them ]

[ Yuu wears the uniform of the school unless stated otherwise though ]

__________________________________

" F o r m e . F o r t h e m . F o r y o u . "

" W e a r e a l l r u n n i n g o u t o f t i m e "

" N o m a t t e r w h a t, "

" N e v e r l e t g o o f m y h a n d "

The noise of wood rattling startled the Kitsune awake as they opened their eyes cautiously only to be met with pitch blackness. The kitsune's fox ears twitched lightly at the noise, lightly more sensitive over the long long years of hearing nothing but the soft noise of the ocean after they were chained down there.

Speaking of

The kitsune pulled their hand forward hissing at the pain that came after they touched their wrist. "I'll definitely need to heal that immediately...But on the other hand.."

They tilted their head lightly only to feel a hardwood.

"Did they think I died?.. No, they aren't that dumb..."

"Actually I wouldn't put it past them, they tried burning me alive one time, stupid mortals.."

"Crap. People are coming. Gotta get a uniform while..."

"....."

"Hm?"

There was a light twitch to their ears as the unfamiliar voice came closer. "Grr!! The lid is too heavy!" The kitsune kept a careful silence "Time for...my secret move! GuWAAAHUAAH!~ There!" The inside of the coffin was brightened by the light of the blue flames hitting the coffin lid for a split second before returning into the darkness. "Ok, ok. Gotta get-"

As the lid was being pulled off the surroundings hit the Kitsune like a fucking isekai truck. Floating coffins, green lanterns, a talking raccoon-

"WHAAAA-"

"WHY ARE YOU UP?!"

The Kitsune looked at the creature and gave a hum "A tanuki? No looks more like a raccoon..." The creature gasped offense "HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RACCOON? I am the great Grim!" The kitsune raised an eyebrow at that statement, "Well, whatever. Hey human! Hurry and give me those clothes! Otherwise, I'll roast yah!"

The igniting of the blue flames was the least of the kitsune's worries as they pulled their hand up, "Well these definitely aren't the clothes I was wearing." Their fox ears folded lightly from the already pulled-up hood of the clothing, maybe that was why the raccoon- Grim thought they were human.

"Hm..Do you not know who I am?" The kitsune eyed the flames that would, in any other case be burning the person. "Wh-What the!" The Kitsune gave a smile before steadily pulling themselves out of the coffin. "Not every day you see floating coffins or blue fire or a talking raccoon- or are you a tanuki?"

"I AM NOT A RACCOON!"

The kitsune not listening turned their head towards a hallway not so far. "Oh well, I must get going!" The Kitsune gave a snap of their fingers their fox ears vanishing instantly. "Wh- HEY HEY! GET BACK HERE!-"_____________________

info dump : vv

[ Yuu in their 9 tails form, is their full power form - 190 cm/6,3 ft ]

[ when low on power they go to their 3 tails form - 173 cm/5,6ft ]

[ Yuus human form is the height of the low power form. ]

[ Yuu is gender neutral as they can change their bodys gender to whatever they like. Though their default body is of an androgynous look with the Twst boys assuming them as male. ]

The Kitsune whistled as they looked up at the tall buildings, "Quite the view it must be from up there, still wonder why I'm here.." With a light flick of their wrist, a small kitsune spirit quickly materialized.

[ Kitsune Spirit: Body is more like a whisp and the head is seemingly the only solid part of the body. The Kitsune Spirits act with a hivemind mentality ]

It gave a high pitch noise akin to a shrill with its mouth opened like a grin, "Hm? Of course, this is fun for you, you are not the one who has to deal with the actual problems of waking up in a place you don't recognize at all." The spirit gave a noise akin to a squeal as a response making the Kitsune give scoff, they pulled their hands up to the open grin of the kitsune spirit.

"Shut."

And shut the open mouth with an irked expression, "Hm?" After the emotion of annoyance faded away, the Kitsune looked down to see the blue fire once again.

"Did you really think you'd get away from my nose? Dumb human! If you don't wanna get roasted, better hand over- AH!- BUWAH??! Ow! What's with this rope-"

"This is no mere rope. It is a lash of love!"

"What the-"

"Ah, found you at last! Are you one of the new students?"

The kitsune's eyes lightly squinted looking at the crow-like a man with a look of curiosity "A crow man?.." They questioned quietly to themself "You shouldn't do things like that. Leaving the Gate on your own! Not only that, you have yet to tame your familiar which has broken several school rules!"

"....."

"School? I remember that was something the humans would talk about."

"LET ME GO! I'M NOT A FREAKIN FAMILIAR!"

The Kitsune gave a tilt of its head, "Familiar? Well, I'm not familiar with this Tanuki" The crow-looking man continued with this lecture not listening to what they said "Sure, sure. The rebellious ones always say things like that. Just quiet down for a moment.

"My goodness. It's unprecedented for new students to leave the Gate on their own. Uuugghh... How impatient can you be?" The Kitsune continued to stare with a curious look at the man, which they now dubbed as the 'Tengu ripoff' "The entrance ceremony is already well underway. Let's head to the Hall of Mirrors." The Kitsune gave a hum, "...New student?.. Gate?"

"It's the room you woke up in with all of the doors. Normally, students wake up only after the door is opened with a special key but..."

The Kitsune gave a light chuckle "Oh? So much for that, the rascal tanuki practically burnt the lid off." Although it had been just a couple of minutes, the Kitsune had never been more amused with the show the tanuki-like creature put up. In addition to this, it seemed as though they were chosen to join a school which they found hilarious the fact that nobody knew who they are.

"So in the end the culprit appears to be this familiar. If you're going to bring it with you, you have to take responsibility and properly take care of it."

The kitsune stared blinking slowly as they processed the information, although still curious and confused, pretending to be a human sounded fun. "...OH My! Now isn't the time to be long-winded. The entrance ceremony will soon come to a close." The tengu rip-off gave a wave of their hand "Let's get a move on."

More information was good so the Kitsune spoke up in the best, 'innocent confused question' they could give "Just a second, where exactly am I?"

"Oya? Are you still dazed? It appears the teleportation magic has left you disoriented. Well, it is fine. It happens often enough."

________________

[ Courtyard ]

________________

"Ahem!"

"Those magicians blessed with a unique aptitude for magic gather from all over the world, here at the most prestigious magical academy in Twisted Wonderland."

"And I am the headmaster, appointed to take care of this academy by the board chairman, Dire Crowley."

The kitsune gave a hum "Magician?"

"Only those magicians seen as worthy by the Dark Mirror can attend this school."

"Well, the Dark Mirror is late by many thousands of years,"

"Chosen ones use the Gate and are summoned here from around the world. An Ebony Carriage carrying a gate should have gone to meet you as well."

The kitsune tilted its head with a light confusion, "There's no way a carriage could've ended up all the way down there...Especially with all those memories."

"The Ebony Carriage goes to welcome new students chosen by the Dark Mirror. They are special carriages that carry the doors to the academy. The market decided long ago that carriages are used to welcome people on special days."

The kitsune's eyes shifted towards the unfamiliar buildings that surrounded them, so a carriage somehow managed to bypass everything, how interesting.

Whatever reason the kitsune was brought into the school for didn't matter to them, as long as they were not in that place anymore they would gladly play the part of a human.

"Muuggaamm! MUggh!!"

The Kitsune gave a like tsk as the Tanuki-Grim abruptly brought them out of their thoughts. "Come. Let's go to the entrance ceremony."

________________________

So uh-

Well guess I'm in another fandom

hope this one gets popular ig

Also yes I am 'AllDayProcrastine' on Wattpad, great to see you if you do know me

decided to post here because I could and I wanted to write more things

________________________

So uh-

I accidentally deleted my tumblr

Happens to the best of us I know-

________________________

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #kitsune! Yuu #kitsune Yuu #twst x yuu #twisted wonderland x reader

28 notes · View notes

twigg96 · 10 months

Text

Sooo I’ve been seeing the Fluffy HCs Alphabet going around and I thought I’d give them a shot. If you want me to do any character in particular please just shoot me an ask with their name. If this does well I'll do a Smexy Version :)

Fluffy Alphabet

A - Attractive (what about their partner do they like most?)

B - Banter (How do they tease each other? Is it always friendly/flirtatious or does it turn nasty?)

C - Cute (Cuddles, Handholding, Sweet Touches, Caresses, Sneaky Moves)

D - Dates (What kind of dates do they like to take their partners on? Are they creative with their date ideas?)

E - Eat (Do they have similar tastes in food or do they share food at the dinner table? I. E. Swapping the tomatoes on the burger for the pickles on their partner’s chicken sandwich)

F - Fire (What drives them the most in the relationship?)

G - Generosity (How do they show their partner they care?)

H - Hot Head (Are they quick to anger? Are they spiteful in a fight? Will they say things they don’t mean just to piss their partner off? Or are they easy going?)

I - Interest (What are some of the interests they may share?)

J- Jealousy (Are they the Jealous type? How would they act if they were?)

K- Kids (Do they want kids?)

L - Likes (Favorite things about relationship and partner)

M- Marriage (Are they interested in getting married at all?)

N- No (Pet Peeves in a relationship)

O - Orange (What color reminds them of their partner?)

P - Proposal (How would they or how did they propose?)

Q - Queen (King) (What traits makes them a KING or a QUEEN?)

R - Rain (What was the most romantic gesture they have ever done for their partner?)

S- Smooches (Who gave the first kiss? When do they kiss their partner? How often do they kiss their partner?)

T - Travel (Do they like to travel with their partner? Where do they dream of traveling to?)

U- Universal (How Public are they with their affection? Are they very open with PDA? Do they brag about their partner?)

V- Valentines (First holiday together. How did they prepare? How did they celebrate?)

W- Wicked (What do they do that purposely pushes their partner's buttons?)

X- Xylophone (What song fits the relationship?)

Y- Yearning (When do they miss their partner the most? What do they do to placate themselves in the mean time

Z- Zipper (Do they let their partner pick their outfits?)

#asks are always open #ask games #fluffy alphabet #metalocalypse #dethklok #the walking dead #twd #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #william murderface #twd daryl #the walking dead rick #the walking dead glenn #daryl dixon twd

12 notes · View notes