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#theyre trying their best 😔
chisatowo · 2 years
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I don't wanna draw it but imagine I'm beaming y'all an image of one of unit swap mmj's performances where Haruka and Airi are dancing together in a very coordinated fashion while Minor break dances several feet away from them and Shizuku is just bobbing in the back doing the macarena
#rat rambles#sekai posting#unit swap au#theyre trying their best 😔#its ok they get better at coordination over time but at first minori and shizuku struggle a bit fjgndkdh#haruka and airi have been doing street performances for years and are rivals and are constantly pushing the other to be better#they are good friends and they love being super competitive with eachother but secretly airi feels as if shes the worse performer of the 2#airi starts getting a bit anxious and upset after haruka suddenly recruited shizuku as a partner feeling as if shes being left behind#so she decides to try finding a partner of her own and stumbles across minori practicing dancing on the school roof and the rest is history#minori got into the idea of street permorming after seeing rad weekend but was worried abt being bad at it but then ans dad was like u got#it in u just put in the work and youll get there#and while that did inspire minori to start working towards being a street performer as a goal she took it to mean hone her skills and#then after she thinks shes good enough to actually start performing which ended in a couple year long feedback loop fkfndkf#but then airi came along and was like dude holy shit you need to just start actually performing already r u seeing urself?#and then minori just starts listing off all of her struggles with improv and stuff and airi is just like bro if u wanna improve at that you#rly need actual stage experience youll get nowhere just practicing the same things on ur own forever#so thats how airi picked up minori and took her under her wing#like I said shizuku used to be an idol similar to canon and quit due to similar reasons (nene snapping being the last straw for her)#after she generally tried to not be in public too often but one day stumbled across one of haruka's street performances and was drawn in#after that she started passively seeking them out whenever she was out in public and eventually started memorising her usual spots#haruka actually recognised shizuku as she had been interested in her old group and was disheartened but understanding when she left#haruka became more interested in her as she kept seeing her at her performances and eventually reached out to her and they started chatting#it quickly became clear to haruka that shizuku missed performing but just did not want to go back into industry work#so haruka offered to do mini performances with her in private and eventually asked her to perform with her in public as well#and while shizuku was unsure abt being a public figure again she found performing with haruka to be more fun than shes had in ages#it made her remember why she loved singing and made her miss being in front of a crowd so she accepted#it wasnt rly smooth sailing for them after that as both of them dealt with some backlash from many angles but they decided to stick with it#eventually airi brings in minori and minori and shizuku both worry abt holding their respective partners back and end up bonding over that#a bit and start practicinh together when they used to do their extra solo practice#and then airi deals with more infiriority complex stuff but I dont have tags left to talk abt that sorry fkfbdjd
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dizzybizz · 6 months
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ughm i really didnt mean to color this but i blacked out and emerged an hour later with this. .. .....k .. kurahi... kurahi??? kurahi......... ....
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proudsnackeezowner · 30 days
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Space phil and ground control dan finished! This is based on the fic I read a while ago, Never Fade Away by @parentaladvisorybullshitcontent ! Which I discovered through a rec list from @tarotphil ! It's a super cute, pretty short fic and I totally recommend!
(Click for much better quality jesus)
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ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm
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chloelouygo · 5 months
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We are coming into the year of the dragon and this is wonderful for every single yugioh fan, except me, who is the only person in the entire world apparently who doesn't like dragons 🥲
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vonkarma2 · 3 months
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i dont necessarily dislike the opinion that movies should be more about imagery texture and emotion than dialogue bc the visuals and sound are what make them unique as a medium + visual storytelling takes advantage of film’s particular characteristics like I can see where they’re coming from. but personally I like movies that are basically just dialogue I want to hear people screaming and yelling at each other + funny jokes also. but idk I really love visuals so I think its mostly bc of my personal failure to get immersed in a movie like feel like I’m inside it yk. and low attention span 😔🙏 sorry denis
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jrueships · 1 year
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maxeys chart 😭😭
#he also has one more scorpio in mercury#next time harden or doc is baffled at maxeys constant need to work.... just show him this#scorps do NOT like going into things without preparing or trying in some way or form#put that with the go getter in cap and ure gonna have a scorp whos IN in that gym namean?#the scorpio venus....#it's like with most scorpios. when theyre doing right theyre really doing right... but when theyre doing wrong...#in thinking theyre doing right... when they might not be.....#i can see how maxey .. despite the way WE love him... perhaps.. is not the most... critically acclaimed partner to be#in wagsites#he needs a cancer or a taurus bad#BAAAD !#hmm... ill make sure to keep an eye out for that#maxeys relationship with gemini iq and his constant pestering of iq#with the 'he too big time to answer my facetimes now 😔' from max rlly was written by the stars lmao#great deep lover and great overall surface/summary go well in a person but in two persons#always looking n feeling in two opposite extremes!! can be tuff! scorps need that LOYALTY loyalty#so they can feel secure enough to give all that back n more#if they see too much 2 sides of the coin goin on when theyre so focused on one.. might not be so gr8 !#scorps can take a joke against themselves as can cancers n tauruses#but they all have a kinda Stop barrier to that that only scorps/cancers/tauruses can feel out the best b4 that happens#and feelings actually get hurt then#gems might be too outwardly to see that sometimes and a misunderstanding might happen that a scorp will harbor forever#maxeys cap keeps his bond strong with iq tho!! they just have to keep checkin in with eachother n stuff!#just to make sure theyre doin alright!!#i love not traditionally compatible people being a couple/friends. i love seeing what theyre wary of n what works#anyways!!!#maxey#mr power with a purpose !!!!#it's either bball or superhero and one gets paid the other gets comics!
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lesbiancarat · 2 years
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very weird that I've seen multiple people in the last couple weeks saying it would be fun if samuel got added to seventeen now bc there's no way people actually think that 🤨
#it just seems so disrespectful to both svt and samuel like its been over 7 years#feels disrepectful to the solo career samuel has built like theyre implying its not interesting enough#and disrespectful to the bond svt have built over the years together#like its one thing to imagine what could have been of he debuted with them and another to say this#but i dont even like that bc samuel was TWELVE when svt debuted#and personally i think it was for the best his mom pulled him from the company no kid should debut that young#which is maybe why people change their 'what-if' to samuel just rejoining svt now#but like i said it just feels disrespectful#obv i know ppl online cant actually make that happen but just suggesting it feels :/#sorry to rant i normally dont like bringing up stuff thats only an issue with a few people but this was just such a weird take#i also saw someone say it was a 'bad career move' for him to have left plds back in the day??#umm his mom was trying to protect her son who was a Literal Child#honestly i hate when ppl get hung up on who trained with who in general and act like they have some eternal bond its not that deep#it also annoys me when ppl say '[idol] was supposed to debut in [group]' when they just trained together#its esp a misconception w svt bc of 17tv. ppl think the other trainees that didnt debut were part of the lineup#but plds said that the trainees on 17tv werent guaranteed to debut/it wasnt the official lineup#'4 members left before debut' no!!! trainees left before debut the only members are the ones that got rings-13#got a bit off topic there but its one of my pet peeves 😔#may delete this later i try not to rant too much on here bc its not good for my mental health to do it too much lol#melia.txt
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kurouzus · 3 months
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daisy at the vet yesterday to get another round of vaccines Look at that tail
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3dfangs · 1 year
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@whisperedwars idk if I'll have time to post it tomorrow but I can def try!! Didnt wanna leave you hanging but yeah I'll try to collect all the Skulls and get a good pic of them asap to answer that ask with!!
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chisatowo · 1 year
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Damm unit swap Kanade is so spoiled she has a whole 6 songs to herself while Ena, the unit protag, has literally zero to herself, like damn girlie rly flexing that trauma huh
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leclercvsx · 6 months
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DILF | SMAU
sebastian vettel
pairings: sebastian vettel x reader
summary: y/n is dating Seb who is 15 years older than her but despite the age gap theyre just like any other couple
warnings: age gap (?)
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yourusername
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yourusername: in my lover era 🫶
TAGGED: sebastianvettel
sebastianvettel: i love you❤️
yourusername: ugh i love you too😭❤️
user: girlie isn’t he old enough to be your dad😨
landonorris: i took the last photo btw
yourusername: we know🙄
user: am i the only one that find this weird ???
user: definitely not the only one
friendusername: my fav couple😔
yourusername: love you😘😘
user: he’s literally almost DOUBLE her age wtf
sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel: great time seeing everyone again 🙏🏼
TAGGED: lewishamilton, yourusername
lewishamilton: loved seeing you mate, your girlfriends lovely by the way💙
sebastianvettel: she’s the best❤️
yourusername: making me blush and shi☺️
user: he’s basically dating a child
user: nah cos this is still so weird
user: im actually so grossed out rn
user: girl me too
user: he should be with someone his own age, not someone that’s just hit puberty
user: a bit predatory if u ask me
yourusername
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yourusername: in a world of boys he’s a gentlemen ❤️
TAGGED: sebastianvettel
user: “gentlemen” it’s because he’s almost double your age babe
sebastianvettel: the love of my life❤️
yourusername: i will cry
sebastianvettel: please don’t, love
user: she’s probably with him for his money and fame tbh
friendusername: i don’t think she’d tolerate all this nasty ass behaviour if she was with him for his money or fame. leave them alone.🙄
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user: i actually think they’re super cute😭
user: no cos me too like i want what they have
lewishamilton: you guys really are the cutest
yourusername: 😛
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y/n
sebastian
seb❤️
what’s wrong? you never call me by my full name
y/n
i think we should break up:/
seb❤️
what the hell are you on about? i don’t think we should break up.
where’s all this coming from?
y/n
everyone’s calling you a freak for being with a “child” and saying that you’re too old for me or that you’re old enough to be my dad and i don’t want anyone to continue hating on you. so as much as i love you and hate myself for doing this, i think it’s for the best.
seb❤️
no.
i won’t let you break up with me due to jealous children on the internet, Y/n. i love you and i do not care about anyone else’s opinions.
So what if we have an age gap? we’re both legal, mature adults who can decide who we want to date.
i’ll sort this all out, my love. don’t worry❤️
sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel: Y/n and i have been dating for the past year and a half, yes we started dating when she was 19 (4 days before she was 20) and i had just turned 34 but we both discussed this for a while. We’re both legal, consenting, mature adults and choose to date each-other because we love eachother. There is nothing wrong with our relationship. If you find out relationship weird, then YOU are the problem (y/n taught me how to say that.)
Y/n is the love of my life and i don’t ever want that to change. Thanks to some people online, you have made my lovely, wonderful and beautiful girlfriend try to break up with me because she doesn’t want me getting hated on. We’re still very much together and will be for the foreseeable future.
I love you, Y/n. Ignore the jealous, immature children❤️
TAGGED: yourusername
yourusername: sobbing on my floor right now. i love you so so much😭❤️
sebastianvettel: don’t cry, my love.
lewishamilton: ignore the immature people, they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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user: i actually feel really bad now
user: proud to say i’ve always been a y/nseb shipper btw
landonorris: i would say mother and father but y/n is younger than me so😔
yourusername: you aren’t helping this situation, Lando.
landonorris: it was a JOKE. you know i love you both really🙏🏼🙏🏼
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this is quite a short one cos i ran out of ideas lol, but anyway i hope you all enjoy!
this was either gonna be for carlos, daniel or seb but i chose seb cos he’s my fav person ever😛
AND YES I KNOW THE AGE GAP IS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT THIS IS ALL FICTION !!!
REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN 🫶
masterlist | request
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httpsuniverse · 1 year
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BABY REVEAL 📸
with PG10, MSC47, CL16, LN4, GR63, DR3, CS55
a/n: happy new year everyone! here’s my second attempt on making an ig au hehe >_<
pierregasly
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pierregasly welcome to the world, daisy anthoinette gasly 🌼
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charles_leclerc your godfather will meet you soon, daisy! ☺️
danielricciardo assuming that YOU are the godfather 🤨 I AM A STRONG CONTENDER, MATE. ynricciardo oh hush, brother! we haven’t decided who it is yet... 🫣
yukitsunoda0511 congratulations, pierre! ❤️ missed the chance to name your baby after me... 😔
pierregasly why would i name my DAUGHTER after you?
yukitsunoda0511 hey! it’s not only a boys’ name!
ynricciardo maybe i can convince him for the next one, yuki 🤭
pierregasly there’s no way we’re naming our next child after him
fanusername i suppose, the 🐶 worked?
fan1username STFU 😭 whyd you ruin such a cute post with this comment
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mickschumacher
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mickschumacher surprise, i’m mr new dad! 👨‍🍼 matteo schumacher is finally home 🤍
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gina_schumacher our little bundle of joy and our favorite surprise ❤️ we’ll visit again soon, send my love to teo and y/n!
mickschumacher thanks gina! ❤️
yourusername teo misses you already, aunt gina 🥰
sebastianvettel congratulations to the new parents, mick & y/n!
yourusername thank you, seb! bring emily and matilda when you visit soon 🫶
fanusername WMICK HAS A SON????? HAT JUST HAPPPENF
fan1username i feel like we missed a WHOLE chapter bro 😭
fan2username NOT A CHAPTER BRO A WHOLE FUCKIN BOOK!! HOW TF DKD THIS HAPPEN ???
fan3username BRO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW MICK WAS DATING SOMEONE HELP
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charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc carmen’s favorite bunny 🐰
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georgerussell63 congratulations mate and yourusername! carmen and i will visit you three soon 😉
yourusername thank you georgie! it’ll be a cute meet up, carmen meets auntie carmen! 🥰
fanusername seems like you named her after carmenmmudnt?
charles_leclerc as much as y/n loves her paddock best friend, we really just chose the name that we thought of the moment we saw our daughter!
pierregasly daisy’s playmate!
fanusername PH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS LIKE THEIR DADS
fan1username HELP THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN IMAGINE IT ALREADY
fan2username OOOH IMAGINE THEM PLATING AROUND THE PADDOCK 🥹🥹
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landonorris
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landonorris luke learned how to flip off his dad aka me... 🥲
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maxfewtrell i taught luke that when i babysat
ynfewtrell youre banned for life
maxfewtrell you cannot ban me, i’m luke’s favourite uncle
landonorris NOT ANYMORE
carlossainz55 ay dios mio... i almost had a heart attack, mate. it’s because me and isa were the last ones to babysit luke
isahernaez i got scared as well, but the rolls! 😍
ynfewtrell no worries! i know you two wouldn’t teach my baby these kind of things 🥹 and IKR!! I’M TRYING MY BEST NOT TO BITE THEM
landonorris *OUR BABY
ynfewtrell 🙄🙄
danielricciardo luke caught in 4k 📸
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georgerussell63
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georgerussell63 crikey! that’s a big foot!
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yourusername no wonder why it hurts every time he kicked me before :(
georgerussell63 well, he’s out now, love 😅 no more pain
yourusername no more pain yet he kicks me on his sleep, just like his dad 🙄
charles_leclerc george kicks on his sleep?????
yourusername he does 🙄 gabriel definitely takes it after him
georgerussell63 and gabriel takes after you for being so loud
lewishamilton congratulations to the new parents ❤️ gabriel is lucky to have you both in his life
yourusername thank you, sir lewis! 💗
lilymhe ooh i’m very excited to meet gabriel 🥺🤍
yourusername gabe is excited to meet his godparents as well 💗
alex_albon YO for real ??
yourusername you know it, albono! 😉
alex_albon i was thinking of dyeing hair green and convince lily to dye hers pink so we could be like the fairly odd parents
georgerussell63 please don’t do that
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danielricciardo
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danielricciardo jude us off to steal all the ladies’ (and gents) hearts in his uncle’s farm wedding
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yourusername my little man 💗
danielricciardo why do you only comment on my posts when it comes to jude 😭 i’m hurt!!
yourusername 🙄🙄 don’t be such a baby
danielricciardo i’m just kidding 😘
yourbrothersig aahhh! my little ring bearer 🥹
yourusername he’s sooo excited 😍 see you later!
danielricciardo i still don’t get why you got jude to be the ring bearer, he’s only 5 months ...
yourusername IT’S CUTE, DANNY. JUST APPRECIATE IT.
landonorris bet there’ll be a lot if pictures for daniel3.jpg
yourusername he hasn’t stopped taking photos since we left for the farm 😅
fanusername #seated for the pictures
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carlossainz55
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carlossainz55 alguien está disfrutando de su dia en la playa ⛱️ [someone is enjoying their day at the beach]
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carlosonoros ¡disfrutar de las vacaciones! ❤️ [enjoy the vacation!]
carlossainz55 lo hare, gracias! 👍🏻❤️ [will do, thanks!]
yourusername thank you, caco! 🤍
yourbffsusername oh my lord!! the little toes!! 🥹
yourusername have you noticed that there’s a little rock(?) stuck between them 🥺
yourbffsusername OH MY GOD IM SOBBING THATS SO CUTE
yourmomsig how was sofia’s first trip to the beach? sending love 😘😘
carlossainz55 she was confused at first, but she loved it!
yourusername fia’s always confused, comes 100% from carlos 😅
carlossainz55 🙄
fanusername NOT HIS WIFE SAYING THAT LMAOOO LOVE YOU BOTH!!!
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holostarz · 5 months
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my problem is i think most of p5s ships are cute and thats why i almost always am down for some form of polythieves
usually i just lump all the guys together cause all those ships are just so good to me??? and i mean like, every combination of them, even without ren. ill ship ryuji and yusuke. and i also love goro with either of them. ryugoro and akekita are so rare but theyre so nice?? they all just. clenches fists. theyre so good ot4 pegoryugorokita
goroann besties is real in my heart. also goroharu being like the Cursed besties ever in the end like. my god they have such a wack and unhinged platonic soulmates/kindred spirits potential. goromako rivals forever my guy they are so fucking funny. and ryukoto is kinda cute...
i think shumako is nice but its just not my cuppa tea. they are dear friends and i do love the image of ren and makoto being a bit rivalcoded and butting heads over phantom thievery and how to lead the team best. and goro is weirdly the one who can actually somehow stop arguments before they happen and get them to compromise.
makoto is NOT the mom friend okay she is the bossy and protective older sister friend. and she is smart and sensible but not immune to her friends infecting her with Stupid. ren is the mom friend. and the dad friend. best of both things. :)
ren: its hard raising 8 kids when youre in high school and an 18 y/o whos like if a divorced widow was a boy 😔 sojiro: what happened to your husband??? ren: he was lost at sea goro: ren, look at this dog i saw on my way here ren: i can still hear his voice
meanwhile i love futago half siblings headcanon. so while goro and makoto are a little more sibling rivalry coded, futaba is still goros actual gremlin sibling who will bully him to death. meanwhile, futaba is actually adoptive siblings with ren. these two are WAY more sibling coded than goro and futaba ever.
and when futaba starts trying to do similar Sibling dynamic things with goro. goro is like ??? "ren, futaba just came in here. stared at me. burped. and then left. what does this mean." and ren is like. "oh is there food? theyre probably telling you theres food and to come out if you want some. or if this is your first time seeing them today they could just be greeting you." and goro is like ????? but louder this time
i love shujin trio poly... and i default to them being the OG Cule. shuann? v cute love them. ryuann? also cute and honestly v funny of how messy i imagine their hookups being. like they keep breaking up and eventually finding their way back to each other. sometimes i see them as sibling coded, too, more than anything else. overall i just love these three together they are the tomodachis of all time they are partners for life
i also love ryuharu. and harukita (yuharu?) theyre really cute.... then theres good ol makoharu and annmako (makoann?) and i love them too... honestly love hifumi and makoto too?? i think they would be huge fucking dorks together... perhaps.... rivals, even?
goro and hifumi being friends... good shit. hifumi and yusuke being close friends? plz... and ren and hifumi are just. wahh i love them theyre so good. even futaba and hifumi could be cute, honestly.... wtf
and we cannot forget ANNSHIHO,,, forever. my GORLS.... lesbiabs of my heart.
anntaba is a rare one but theyre also v cute to me... and if they arent girlfriends i love the idea of futaba having a crush on her and then realizing those feelings are actually just Admiration and Gender envy. i also love the idea of morgana finding out his crush on ann is ALSO GENDER ENVY RELATED.... we love nonbiney morgana. hope is genderless
ren: my CAT IS TRANS!? NOT CLICKBAIT?
and makoto is always being an older sister to futaba. yutaba is nice, too. i honestly see futaba and yusuke being aspec and theyre platonic soulmates and in a qpp. and ofc sumitaba my beloved... i love sumitaba a lot
i adore ryusumi too like oh myg od,,.. wahh.... the sweeties. sumikita is so rare but like. i think they could be kinda cute too?? sumigoro is V platonic soulmates to me like my god theyre so. clenches fist. honestly whole royal trio tbh is just. "they can make each other worse" and each of them thinking "thank god im the normal one here" thats it thats the whole dynamic. and its so funny.
shusumi is cute too but honestly i think i prefer both ren and goro have somethin of a platonic soulmates or older sibling dynamic with sumire. they have adopted her okay. sumiann isnt one i see a lot either but they.... THEM.....
any mishima ship is super funny imo but like, theyre cute. love yuuki having a crush on ren but like. the game makes it near impossible for you to actually be fucking nice to him so i always get the vibe that ren would rather keep him at a distance, even tho they appreciate him and care about him.
its okay tho cause i say hes good friends with the OG trio + shiho and they vibe. yuuki crushing on goro, to his own horror? hilarious. and weirdly enough shiho and ren?? idk what their acronym is. but. oh my god. theyre actually weirdly cute? but i see them having disaster twins energy. theyre absolute menaces.
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reegis · 11 months
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Orpheus in the mechanisms canon is such a great character, especially in Orpheus & Narcissus Go on a Trip to the Seaside because he’s watching his best friend Narcissus struggle to cope with his superstitious idiosyncrasies and his borderline obsession with that mirror & Orpheus thinks to himself “damn hes Mentally Ill™️, theyr gonna put him in the asylum fr 😔” as if he, Orpheus, isn’t having potentially prophetic dreams, isn’t actively stockpiling brain-melting acid in his room, and wasn’t just caught trying to rebreak his own toe with a book like… ok king of 0 self-reflection!! absolute legend, please continue!!!
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brainlessrot · 7 months
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Ranking NRC dorms on how much I would trust and like their cooking -
fair warning: I've skipped like most culinary croucible events and forgot 90% of the ones i played, so this is all based on my subjective reading of their vibes and the limited canon knowledge i could gather in my brain
Contents: As the title says +individual characters ranked
Characters: All dorms + students and teachers
1. Scarabia
do i even need to explain this one??
One of the first episodes in their chapter was literally cooking with jamil
I LOVE middle eastern food. give me hummus and some pita bread and im set for life.
Pre scarabia arc jamil would be a dangerous choice, but post chapter? im gonna be knocking on his door with bribes so that he gives me any extra food he made 🙏
not kalim tho, yall stay safe
(also wrote this while at Agrabah's cafe in disney land, so my opinion might be skewed)
Continues under this cut!!
2. Octavinelle
Mans whole bussiness is food
if im paying for it i better be getting something good
but would NEVER try to ask any of them to cook for me (for free obv) bc i dont think that would end well (for me)
Jade?? mixing mushrooms he found somewhere
Floyd? forgets and goes somewhere, now the kitchen is burnt
Azul? nuh huh 💀 i aint seeling my soul for some toast
theyre like, Norwegian/italian i think?? and idk much about Norwegian cuisine but like italian is soooo good 🤞
3. Heartslabyul
Only for the sweets (i might not trust trey but i have a sweet tooth)
I dont mind tea, but they better not bring out their British cuisine out
If i see any fish n chips im evaporating from that table (lies, free food is free food)
i wanna go to an unbirthday party 😔
riddle would cook something too healthy and would count my calorie intake 💀
ace or deuce? id better be getting ready to get intoxication
cater... i just dont see him cooking
4. Pomefiore
listen... theyre mostly rich pampered boys, so would they even be cooking?
i dont trust the source of Rook's food
epel would only give me apple based foods (tasty, but gets boring after a while)
Vil would probably give me those weird natural green smoothies AND I DONT WANT THAT 🤬
+ i dont like french people (jk)
5. Ighnihyde
listen
HEAR ME OUT
ik theyre all nerds and all they eat is instant ramen
BUT GREEK FOOD.
all for that greek yogurt 😩
idia doesn't know how to cook except for instant foods which i dont mind (he gets favourite character treatment)
ortho,,, questionable. He has access to the internet (aka infinite recipes) but would it taste good? hes like 10
6. Savanaclaw
sweaty men.
i should just leave it at that ngl
leona? rich ahh man (a GROWN man at that!! 20 whole years of age!!!) and he probably doesn't even know how to fry an egg
ruggie? no way he gives me anything good for free 😭
Jack is the only one i would trust, but man probably also drinks protein shakes and those sad chicken breast and rice meals.
7. Diasomnia
no thank you
i like my soul staying where it is.
i dont trust their magical food
lillia is not even my last choice if im ever hungry, he aint a choice AT ALL
Malleus... he probably doesn't know how to physically cook?? sure he can bibidi babidi boop me some food like the giant fairy godmother he is, but i want something real man 😔
Sebek... protein shake man...
Silver MUST know how to cook (living with lillia would be imposible if not) so if i HAD to, I would go to him, but i dont want him to fall asleep and faceplant on my food 😭
+ Characters Ranked in tiers! (students and teachers)
The best, five star Michelin food:
Jamil, Trey, Trein
You could be happy eating:
Vil, Epel, Floyd, Silver, Azul, Ruggie, Crewel
Its food:
Jack, Cater, idia (if making instant ramen) Ortho, Sam
its... food?:
Rook (seriously, where did he get that?), Jade, Ace, Deuce, Malleus (the food is uncorporeal), Sebek, Vargas
dubious taste, would rather not:
Riddle, Kalim, Leona (its just a slab of uncooked meat), Idia (if trying to cook real food)
call 911 BEFORE eating please:
Lillia, Grim, Crowley
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