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orangelemonart · 1 month

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I'm the funniest person alive

Got hooked on pixiv fanart of these two doing old* man yaoiz and the demons wouldn't rest until I made this

(I made this entire thing without managing to watch a single episode of Boruto. My spirit is indomitable.)

#naruto #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #*theyre like 33 #theyre just aging like milk #be nice to me this is the first amv ive made in my life

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lord-pigeon · 2 years

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Hottest take I have rn:

Everyone shits on Genshin because it's a hyper popular game, but like, it's so big everyone's forgotten it's not even two years old at this point.

As someone who played on Day 1 of FGO JP, I remember Year 1 FGO. It was garbo. The story was lackluster, which everyone agrees that the Singularities really don't start popping until Camelot which is about 6/7 the way in.

I'm also technically (I rerolled for 4 days straight for goddamn Diluc ;w;) Day 1 for Genshin so I've seen how it's changed and there's been a lot of improvements. Like compare Archipelago 1 to Archipelago 2. This one is more story-based, fleshes out characters more or less forgotten until now, and isn't about the background but rather the people in it. They also made Lantern Rite way better, jfc Year 1 Lantern Rite really did fuckin' suck

So like, give the game some time, and it's bound to be better than what it is now. If FGO released how it was 8 years ago now, it'd be ripped apart like nothing. Now, of course, there's the money gap, but that's beside the point. Addition: Paimon is still literally the worst mascot I ever had the displeasure of dealing with, I miss Lotte Dragalia Lost

#its clearly the side team compared to honkai and now with star rail and zzz in the works theyre triyng to juggle a lot #idk i just finished the archipegalo and i just feel genshins slowly....Very Slowly...getting a bit better #its not flawless oh fuckin god no #but with time im sure itll improve even more #now watch this age like milk cause sumeru is fuckin garbage #cause if they cant improve by sumeru theres no saving this shithole

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arcsin27 · 6 months

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heads up: commenting something like "im glad persona seems to be done with being homophobic after 3-5" on youtube will summon people you never even imagined could exist into your notifications

#might add screenshots in a reblog later #“just because you cant romance a guy doesnt mean theyre homophobic” i never said that. this is about the caricatures and bad jokes.#“being afraid to sleep near someone attracted to your gender is normal” are you... okay...?#“lesbians have high abuse rates. this is relevant because usually angry lesbians hate persona” what the FUCK are you talking about??#“some stereotypes have some amount of truth to them” the stereotype in question is flamboyant drag queens trying to kidnap a teenager.#“jokes about gay people doesnt mean they hate gay people” a repeated pattern of extremely cruel jokes is pretty telling tho dude #im losing my mind #modernsona #newsona #youtube comments #homophobia #transphobia #<- because lest we forget the persona 3 beach scene. im referring to that too when i say 3-5 are homophobic.#also to clarify #i fucking love this franchise #im just also willing to admit it tends to age like milk #which is funny because apparently innocent sin was extremely progressive for its time in regards to lgbt representation #but oh well #we cant have nice things

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taptrial2 · 11 days

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lalalaaaaa au time. dont tag as ship or i will end you. ik it isnt super original but something something two cakes

the gist: instead of dying later in life, both danny and vlad were stillborns and turned half ghost after being resuscitated. their parents were told they had died and they were shipped off to the pentagon as little babies to be studied. theyre the same ages as in canon, they just grew up differently

they moved to amity park after they escaped because of the high level of ghost activity, wanting to learn more about other ghosts. they don't know about danny's birth parents living there YET. they only got out in like june and the actual story i imagine starts in the september of the same year after vlad and danny learn that its illegal to not have danny in school. they're super unfamiliar with the outside world and are super weird. they're rich but only because they do crimes for money (mostly theft), and because of that and not legally existing, they only use cash

their ghost forms are in medical gear because thats the only environment they've ever known and they can't really conceptualize themselves in anything else. they wear their hair long and down to cover up the spots of hair that the scientists lasered off to have easier access to their brains.

danny learned the ghostly wail early and uses it often enough (along with a few other voice based projectiles) that he's classified as a banshee subtype of ghost. he has very strong projectiles but his punches hit like wet paper bags. vlad is well rounded in his skills and very strong, but he and danny are VERY unused to fighting and are therefore pretty bad at it.

they're eventually nicknamed by the public "the doctor ghost and his patient", eventually shortened to "doctor" and "patient".

they're very close and consider each other family, but they don't put a specific label on it like father and son. every time they hug, it's as if they had been reunited after a war. they're used to being jostled around by scientists and so are very comfortable touching each others' hair, cuddling, etc and dont quite understand other people's physical boundaries for a while. they're protective of each other to the point of violence.

i have more but i already hate when i see posts this long in main tags so i will stop. if you actually read any of this shit thanks man have some choccy milk

#exoticbutterstxt #danny phantom #danny phantom au #a lot of the ways danny and vlad act w/ each other is based off of how i interacted w/ my parents #so dont be weird 👍#not all of it obvi but. yeag #biscuit's special danny phantom au

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kookie-doughs · 7 months

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Daddy Cupid

Modern!Various One Piece Men X Reader

-When your father grows weary of your single life, he takes it upon himself to play matchmaker. With him knowing the entire city, he embarks on a mission to find you the perfect match.

Chapter 1: Cupid's Bow

Chapter 2: Cupid's Arrow

Chapter 3: Cupid's Aim

Shot At

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 ᴍᴀʀᴄᴏ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 ʙᴜɢɢʏ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇʀ

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 1: 𝖯𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖾𝖾𝖾𝖾𝖾

Chapter 2: My love so sweet, My darling one

Chapter 3: Scary ass old men

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 ᴍɪʜᴀᴡᴋ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 ᴋᴜᴢᴀɴ

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 1:

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚗 ʟᴜᴄᴄɪ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚢 ꜱʜᴀɴᴋꜱ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 ᴅᴏꜰʟᴀᴍɪɴɢᴏ

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 1: 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋, 𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍

Chapter 2: I'm literally the best stop complaining

Chapter 3: You're being super weird rn

Chapter 4: He's like so obsessed idk wym

Chapter 5: You willingly wanted this to happen

Chapter 6: You're just so annoying and a menace

Chapter 7: Oh just shut up stupid heart

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 ʀᴏꜱɪɴᴀɴᴛᴇ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 ᴄʀᴏᴄᴏᴅɪʟᴇ

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 1:

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚎 ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 ᴋᴀᴛᴀᴋᴜʀɪ

HI GUYS OMG SO LIKE THIS STORY DERIVED FROM MY "nightly fanfiction self inserts" I USUALLY SLEEP WRITING A FANFICTION IN MY HEAD AND LIKE THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A MARCOxREADER STORY BUT I WAS LIKE THIS AU IS TOO GOOD I MIGHT AS WELL MILK IT

I ADDED ALL THE CHARACTERS I CAN THINK OF IF YOU HAVE A REQUEST FOR A CHARACTER TO BE ADDED HERE YOU CAN SEND AN ASK OF DM ME ALONG WITH A TROPE OR NOT IF YOU CANT THINK AND PLEASE MAKE THE AGE REASONABLE 11 YEARS YOUNGER IS THE MAX AS FOR OLDER NO ONE OLDER THAN YOUR DAD

YES THEYRE ALL GONNA BE STORIES LIKE MARCO'S ROUTE IS GONNA HAVE CHAPTERS AND SO WOULD OTHERS THE LENGTH ISNT ALL GONNA BE SAME IT VARIES

IF YOU WANT THE TROPE WRITTEN FOR ANOTHER CHARACTER LIKE "Childhood friend Shanks" I CAN WRITE IT AS ANOTHER STORY THE SAME TROPE CAN'T BE WRITTEN HERE TWICE IF YOU SUGGEST A DIFFERENT TROPE FOR A CHARACTER LIKE "Can you change the trope for Katakuri" IF I HAVEN'T WRITTEN HIS PART YET I WILL OBLIGE SO LONG AS YOU PROVIDE WITH THE TROPE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN

I AM POSTING THIS NOW DESPITE NOT HAVING WRITTEN ANYTHING YET IN CASE YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE TROPES OR ADD CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING

Your age in the story is 30(same age as Doflamingo), your father is Rayleigh(67). I follow the canonical age gaps just like yk different age. Shanks and Buggy are 2 years younger(28) Luffy is 8 ykyk you can follow the age line here

I hope you'll enjoy this love you all!!!!

Taglist?

@gayer-than-the-gayest-gay @nykie-love-anime @angstylittleb1tch @valen-yamyam16 @melodyidk @anicega @littlegreekgirl1 @rebeccawinters @manduse @alextheknight707 @h0n3y-l3m0n05

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yanderecookierunkingdom · 3 months

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HIII ITS ME AGAIN, i’ve got another idea for you, that you make a little drabble about.

so the time line is like before the yan!beasts got corrupted, or like post-corruption or something, reader is a very overpowered cookie but timid and shy in a way, including considerate and kind, they wants to help people they genuinely loves and cares about (including the beasts), therefore this also makes them a people pleaser/push over, so they keep theyre power secretive

after a while, reader started to see a shift in theyre personality and how they started to resent cookies that didn’t have the same power as themselves, and how they are being kinda possessive/obsessive towards reader, and more really unhealthy behaviors, but of course, like the fool they are, reader decided to ignore those red flags, cause it’s better then having literal no one (said by reader)

anyways when days pass, more things start to change, they start becoming more malicious towards other common cookies, how they cause more chaos and other stuff, of course reader is a bit too delusional to care… till the witches/creators came, saying they need to trap them for good, of course you retaliated (verbally), saying how you care for them and other stuff, and you won’t go through with this, and they tell reader something that will really open theyre eyes to the world, pointing out the actions the beasts do and how shitty and bad they are (including some things they say, how they treat reader etc) how bad their intentions truly are, after this reader was really upset about them, they might be delusional but not THAT delusional, so i think you can vison what happened next now, they advise a plan to get them in a place where the witches can trap them, using reader as a bait, then once it’s done, reader left, no matter how many pleads or yells the beasts through at them, reader didn’t turn back, not even to glance at the prison that they brought themselves upon, as reader walked off, they made a vow to themself, a promise to never be fooled and manipulated like that again, to never pretend to be something they aren’t, after that, they became a whole entire different cookie (woahhh character development, anyway imagine them having a more bayonetta like personality/mindset and strength and speed?) maybe a little crossing of paths once the beasts get out of prison

(also i recently just learnt I HAVE MY OWN TAG? idk why it just made me feel special)

You have?? Such?? Good ideas?? Never stop sending in requests, I love all the ideas you always come up with!!

You were a cold Cookie, with no one really knowing why. You hardly trusted and tended to be very suspicious of Cookies of power. To say it took you ages to even think of trusting the Ancients wa an understatement.

You were heavily against the idea of going to Beast-Yeast, yet you eventually relented. Not for yourself, but to make sure that none of them got manipulated like you did.

You were completely ready to throw hands when the Beasts showed up. To stay you were pissed was an understatement. Somehow, they were convinced they were the victims! Because their fun was cut short!

Shadow Milk Cookie is the biggest instigator. He still thinks you're a pushover and portrays you as such, only to be completely confused when he sees you decimate that animatronic. That was.. a change in the script he didn't expect.

Burning Spice Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie are both taken aback by how ready you were to fight them. Guess that shy part of you was gone!

Eternal Sugar Cookie used to lovebomb you a lot whenever you were still shy. She's surprised to see it no longer works, but doesn't mean she still won't try!

Mystic Flour Cookie is the only one who realizes that you're no longer the same pushover. However, it doesn't mean she won't try and use you for her own benefit again.

#cosmos stars #star: elwiqs #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #burning spice cookie x reader #eternal sugar cookie x reader #silent salt cookie x reader #shadow milk cookie x reader #mystic flour cookie x reader #cosmos constellations

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dragcnbreak · 6 months

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hiii can u maybe do a drabble with little!mike, like he wakes up tiny after a nightmare and cg!reader (masc if thats okay :)) has to comfort him? i love ur mike drabbles and headcanons btw theyre so RASKJHFLD /pos /nf obviously :)

HI FRIEND <3 I literally have like 7 requests to get to but I decided to write this because little!mike and I love the idea <3 ive kinda avoided using daddy because of how sexualized the term is but I use it here! I hope you don’t mind; I can always change it!!! I hope you enjoy <33

◞♡࿐ (post movie, so contains spoilers)

You were asleep when Mike woke up, sweating and crying. He had just woken up from a nightmare featuring the yellow rabbit, the man who had hurt his little brother and almost his little sister too. He had a bad day before and was ultimately exhausted so his nightmare made him age regress.

“Daddy,” he cried out for you, softly shaking your shoulder, “please wake up.” In his dream, the yellow rabbit had hurt you too and he couldn’t bare it if his dream had become reality. You were too important to him. When you didn’t wake up, Mike began sobbing even more and shaking you even harder. “Please, don’t tell me the bad man hurt you too.”

Fortunately, you had woken up and caught the last half of Mike’s sentence. “Hey hey hey bear, I’m okay. Daddy’s okay.” You reassured him, mumbling with sleep still evident in your voice. You slowly sat up on your elbows and gathered your boy into a hug, running your hands along his back in a repetitive manner to soothe him.

“Do you want to tell me what happened? What bad man?” You asked even if you likely already knew. You had barely known Mike when he worked at Freddy’s but you had heard plenty about the events surrounding William Afton from him, Vanessa, and even Abby.

Mike sniffled, “the yellow rabbit. The one who took Garrett and almost hurt Abby. He had hurt you this time and I couldn’t save you and he laughed and laughed and laughed. And then he came to hurt me and that’s when I woke up.” He started to sob more because of his rambling, this time in your arms.

You lifted a hand up and ran your fingers through his soft hair. “Oh, I’m so sorry, baby boy. That must have been so scary. But I’m okay and so is Abby. She’s right down the hall and I’m right here with you in my arms, safe and sound.” Mike nodded but kept crying, clearly still upset with his dream.

You began to think of ways to further calm him that didn’t involve staying up too much longer. He might not want to sleep again but you know he should, as he’s always tired. “Hey, how about we go warm you up some milk? And then I can borrow a book from Abby and read you a bedtime story? Does that sound okay?” Mike blanched at the thought of sleeping again but nodded anyway.

“That’s my good boy.” You pressed a kiss to his forehead and detached yourself from him, quickly getting up and rushing over to his side of the bed. You helped him up and held his hand as you walked to the kitchen together. You knew he was regressed to his usual age of about 10 but the fact that he didn’t reject your hand holding meant he was still pretty scared.

You arrived at the kitchen with your boy in tow, grabbing a pot and the gallon of milk in the fridge. You poured out some milk into the pot and turned the stove on before putting the milk back in its place. You grabbed a plastic spoon to stir and began to hum softly, squeezing Mike’s hand as you did.

Soon enough, the milk was warm enough (as per your taste tester’s word) and you still held hands on the way back to his room. He sipped his milk and sat on the bed. You ran your fingers through his hair once again and then made your way to Abby’s room. You were plenty quiet as you grabbed a book you knew Mike liked.

Back in his room, Mike had laid back down and put his glass on the bedside table, his eyes already starting to close. But he fought it, wanting to hear you telling him a bedtime story. And so you began telling it, making sure to do all the voices you know he loved to hear. He giggled at the appropriate times, still sniffling a bit as he drank some more milk.

Within a few minutes, you had finished the story and looked up to see the glass empty and your boy soundly asleep. You smiled fondly and shut the book softly. Putting it next to the glass, you got back into bed with Mike. You moved him slightly so you could spoon him, hoping to protect him from any more nightmares. And with that, you fell back asleep as well.

#mine #text #asks #pyr0-bra1ni4c #sfw agere #sfw age regression #agere #age regression #mike schmidt #michael schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #mike schmidt x male reader #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy’s movie #my fanfics

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konigsblog · 10 months

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I feel like of everyone Gaz and Price would be the most likely fall in love with an actual milf. Theyre not a step father theyre the father who stepped up

definitely price. someone around his age, he's obsessed with the way your milk tastes against his tongue, sighing deeply and grasping at your chest, biting onto your nipples. originally, you were just fuck buddies - up until he saw you with your children, falling inlove with the way you mothered your babies.

your previous boyfriend left after it apparently ‘became too much’ for him, using you for your body and ditching you and your kids. not only were you eating for two, you were eating for three!! giving birth to twin girls, looking just like you. and whenever you pass out on the bed after a long shift or whatever, he lefts the toddlers climb all over him and put makeup all over his face :(( he's so careful and gentle with them, he might as well just he their step father!!

and he can't say no to their cute faces - begging him to stay for another night so they can play games together like a full family, they need a father figure in their life, who better than price?

#orla speaks #captain price #john price #captain john price #john price x reader #captain price x you #captain price x y/n #john price x female reader #female reader #female insert #price cod #cod price

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beyonsatan · 1 year

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More fame indicators in astrology 🎬🎤✨

1. The SUN in any aspect jupiter especially the opposition if it’s happening in the 1st and 7th house. Both the Sun and Jupiter are thought to be best friends In astrology much like Mars and jupiter cause they're ruled by fire signs so any soft or hard aspects puts the odds of being recognized in your field of career extremely high. I found sun-jupiter in the charts of alot of stand up comedians/ actors. Jupiter rules humor and the Sun rules fun, Jupiter is expanding on things pertaining to fun while the sun is illuminating the lucky and buoyant nature of Jupiter. These two planets in any aspect is EXCELLENCE at its finest, these people have no trouble expressing themselves and milking any opportunity like a groomed cow, especially if the signs are in fire

2. Hard aspects to the moon. This is actually one more astrologers have taken more notice to. And this is because in traditional astrology the moon much like the MC also rules the public other than just our emotional nature, food and family. Moon-Pluto, Moon-saturn, Moon-Jupiter are the ones I see alot. Kylie Jenner has her moon square jupiter(the moon is the public and her family and her sister is part of the reason her entire family is so rich and are famous just for the sake of being famous, jupiter is continously expanding all of that) marilyn monroe has her moon square her saturn (saturn rules time and things in the long term and forever, even tho Marilyn's upbringing wasn't so great due to saturns influence and she died so young, she's still the most enduring sex symbol of all time also due to Saturn's influence on the moon which rules the public). ppl with Moon-Saturn tend to have a “rags to riches” story.

3. A TON of outer planet influence especially hard aspects. Outer planets are generational planets so someone with their uranus in aquarius will share that placement with everyone theyre close in age with but not everyone in their generation will receive hard aspects to those planets. Look for aspects to the ASC, MC, DC or to planets like mercury, venus, Mars or jupiter. Outer planets like saturn, uranus, neptune and pluto are also seen as the higher octave of inner ones (in a more evolved state) so people with alot of outer planet influence can give a "unique" "outcast" vibe that many people associate with celebrities. A good example: Neptune being the higher octave of venus, venus is love, neptune is love without boundaries and conditions, venus is traditional beauty standard, neptune is the idealized and unrealistic beauty standard that the kardashians have encapsulated (kim and Kylie are the only ones in their family with Neptune on the ascendant and they’re the most referred ones in their family), Venus rules singing, art and makeup, neptune rules singing, acting, mirrors and glamor

4. Sun in the 9th house or 9th house at 5⁰,17⁰,29⁰. The 9th house rules long distance travel so if you want worldwide fame that goes beyond just your homeland/country you might wanna look at the 9th house and the condition it's ruler is in. The 9th house is also a lucky house.

5. Jupiter-Pluto aspects. I feel like people talk too much about how these aspects are associated with extreme wealth (which isn’t wrong) but not enough about how people with these aspects attract a lot of “yes-men” Jupiter a lot like Venus rules our values but more so our belief system, what we believe in and what we base our belief off of. Pluto rules just “power” in general so when it touches Jupiter it can forge cult leaders and perverted capitalists after becoming too aware of the power they have and not utilizing it properly. Jupiter-Pluto connections really remind me of domino from Deadpool LMAO, luck is her superpower but something has to happen to others in order for her luck to even work and it’s not necessarily something she had control over. With these aspects Jupiter is the vehicle while Pluto is the driver so in a sense these people have the ultimate power when they learn to tap into their energy (if you have these connections in your chart, get off your phone and do something with your life LMFAO seriously)

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milfygerard · 2 months

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Do you think Gerard's comics are good? I haven't read all of them. I felt like the story doesn't really wrap up well and make sense good in the Killjoy comics or Umbrella Academy but maybe comics are just like that. Maybe they were imitating other writers I don't know about and I'm missing context. What are your thoughts

anon i am so deeply biased towards gerards comics but YES i do think theyre good! I think lots of the critiques are fair but i also think it leads to the fandom kind of underrating him as a comic author at times and dismissing the work out of hand. I especially see this for umbrella academy and to answer your other question yes i do think some of it is a matter of missing context! TUA was never...really made to be a popular and commercial comic? The satire and style are very inside baseball, mostly about x men, as well as later leaning more into a silver age style of both writing and illustration (which is why im soooo obsessed w hotel oblivion guys its so goood its so good i swear)

When it comes to other comic runs, I'd say killjoys comics tend to be the messiest but they are also deeply meaningful to me wnd natuonal anthem is so fucking gorgeous and interesting (controversial but im a natam ending defender even if i think the comic itself couldve used another issue or 2 to push the character writing more). I think gerard has one of the better doom patrol runs, Including milk wars i'd put it up there at maybe 3rd or 4th depending on how much i let personal bias into the equation. However doom patrol is also very Like That just as like a superhero group and can be kind of impenetrable if you arent down for genuinely bizarre and sometimes seemingly nonsensical writing, its kind of apart of the teams DNA as the "worlds strangest heroes". Milk wars is soso good and maybe one of my favorite Comic Things gerard has made/been involved with but its also best with looots of comic context bc its playing w both doom patrol history and the context of where DC as a company was during the time of its release. Its still relevant in many ways but probably feels impenetrable if you arent already into comics at least a bit.

Gerards style def isnt for everyone (and they do sometimes get bored and cheese the ending a bit though i defs tend to like them more than other ppl do) but i do think theyre extremely good at what rhey do and im soooo excited for paranoid gardens especially bc 1. gerard has always taken an extremely empathetic and nuanced and honest approach to writing about mental health and mental illnesses bith real and semi fictionalized and 2. the artist on board is an industry mainstay and has made some fucking incredible work! I didnt love the first issue cover dropped and was worried i wouldnt click w the artstyle but after properly checking out chris westons style im really excited!!!! gerard time

#ask #anonymous #i hope none of this comes off as dismissive #gerard definitely has a very particular style and has some flaws it can be hard to look over if its not for you #but i also think gerard is extremely skilled and very much deserves their place as a respected figure in the comic world #and again im SOOOO EXCITEF for paranoid park #whenever gerard mentions 'silver age weirdness' while describing a project theyre working on i get so hyped #also wheres TUA5. @gerard where is she

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rockintapper · 20 days

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the um

te sec2ond one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

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karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

#long post #rhythm tengoku #rhythm heaven

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mushroomnoodles · 18 days

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idk how it's called but mentions of: eating - male lactation -

What does GOLBabies do? I don't think that never asked thus but... do they eat? do they sleep? do they have basic human necessities???? I don't think we have seen Morrie eat ever (not sure tho)

What about the sphinx simon litter? are they.... breastfed? are they fed rats or meat? do newborn creatures even eat meat to start with?

going back to breastfeeding, since Simon's ATBG are not specified and is up to the viewer, would a tran ssimon breastfed morri? like, for example, in the apocalypse world where he was just with wizard betty? maybe in a case they couldn't found food or milk for morrie

in order of questions asked:

basic human necessities- depends on the individual. selaphiel, for example, feeds off energy instead of food, and does not have a digestive system, and so would relle and oberon. they need energy to grow, but once they are fully grown they don't need it to survive. selaphiel uses her ribbons to siphon it from others, relle passively filters energy from her surroundings, and oberon eats emotions. all golbkids sleep as children but lose the need to as adults.

morri and the twins are born humanoid, and do have a form of digestive system, but essentially they can eat and get nutrition out of quite literally anything. foods, poisons, inedibles like metal or glass- their body WILL absorb everything. as a baby morri also had the ability to siphon life energy in mass quantities from the world around them.

sphinx simon litter- mostly same thing. oberon, axon (crunchy marshmallow) and relle do not show hunger, but selaphiel doesn't have her ribbons yet and is food motivated like morri, melopia and melinoe. they are actually able to digest soft foods pretty early in theory because they are part harpy, but are fed kitten formula (and they eat a LOT of it). in a few months theyre also able to eat non food items as well.

the kittens aren't born at the same level of power as they are in vanilla because simon isn't magical and it would be extremely difficult for him to nourish them enough for that inside him, especially that many.

and as for a trans simon feeding morri- it's more of an age and simon thing than it is a trans simon thing. it wasn't that he chose not to feed morri, it was that he couldn't. he never produced anything, not as a cis or trans individual. some people can't and he was one of em. also, betty and simon didnt know this but morri technically couldve eaten anything.

#a #nothin but words #mushspeaks

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thetonethetollandthethunder · 9 months

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Scythe chapter 11-15

You know the drill!! Cmon!!!

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Chapter 11!!

-I always forget the conclave’s have names,,,

-The thing is, you can never blame these people for fighting back, it’s human nature, but OUGH the consequences of human nature are so devastating

-But just imagine the guilt you’d feel, your husband got killed and you get immune from the same fate for a whole year. That’s just prime for survivors guilt

-Also the fact that Faraday told the family the man didn’t resist is just testament to his kindness and compassion

-“The sanctity of the law…And the wisdom to know when it must be broken.” *Stares at Goddard*

-MILK SCENE, I unironically love this scene even tho I think it’s really funny

-Also I genuinely don’t know how ppl drink milk b4 bed, is that even a real thing? How does that make you sleepy??

-Also good on Faraday!! Don’t waste shit!!!

-Apparently all the Scythe Rings are white but I refuse to acknowledge that, they’re all multicolored and each color relates to the scythe in some way <3

-That ring security system Faraday has going on is sick as fuck tho ngl

-“Now let’s see how long it takes Rowan to go for the ring.” I love himmmm, he’s fun!!! He can be fun!!

-Tonist mention!! I love the Tonists <33

-Nice chapter!! Gives more depth to Faraday!!

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Chapter 12!!

-Rowan and Citra’s test are approaching!!!

-The idea of having to hold yourself back in life because you’re afraid of being killed is actually terrifying—

-Also same Rowan, I hate studying too

-“Rowan concluded that not knowing was more terrifying than knowing.” If I remember correctly what the consequence is then that is CERTAIN true

-I LOVE Citra and Rowan’s banter here!! You can see their chemistry early on!!

-UGH I WONT LIST OUT ALL THE MOMENT BUT THEYRE SO CUTE!!!

-Cute chapter! Lots of Citran moments!

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Chapter 13!!

-“I’m a human being, not a mole.” Faraday is soooo fun sometimes like so fun and endearing???

-“Destroyed back in the age of mortality by something called ‘terrorism’.” OKAY SO YES THIS DOES GIVE US A LOT TO THINK ABOUT IN TERMS OF WHAT PEOPLE HERE KNOW ABOUT THE AGE OF MORTALITY BUT ALSO THAT IS RLLY FUCKING FUNNY SOOO

-I too hate walking at 6:30 am (I go to public school in America)

-“I have found that with the Scythedom, it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission,” He is iconic yall

-“What’s the worst they could do?” Things said before disasters—

-“Running the gauntlet” Like walking the red carpet!

-“Scythes wished to be seen as the many faces of light, not of darkness.” And soon they will be! Yk, just right after the plague—

-SCYTHE CURIE OMG OMG!!

-OO now they’re seeing scythe goddard ohoho I LOVE HAVING FORESIGHT

-Citra would cringe at the fact she at one point dazzled by goddard

-Rowan don’t be fatphobic /j

-I like that the conclave’s are pretty boring for the most part, makes it feel more realistic

-I love how only when Citra becomes a Scythe does she begin to understand these rituals, shows how much she grows

-OHOHO we got goddards fuckin note bullshit! Citra is gonna hear allll about that when she becomes a scythe

-Love how Chomsky is basically described as “as white as anyone could be” lmaoo token white man

-also gun lobby, nothing to say about it just…Gun lobby

-Rowan starting to talk like faraday is GOLD

-Again I love Citra and Rowan’s banter

-SCYTHE CURIE

-The idea of the weaponsmaster being a infomercial salesman is SOO funny i need to use that in my scythe oc shit

-Also that digital poison sounds fucking TERRIFYING

-The Scythes not liking the term ‘victim’ is rlly interesting to me, shows they really think of themselves as these faces of light

-Neal I don’t think you know what feminine hygiene products sound like—

-Hand of midas shit but even MORE horrifying!!

-I am terrible with names I saw Scythe Mandela and thought he was Scythe Possuelo and I have no idea why

-Who names their child Ransom??

-VERY good and long chapter!! Two more to go!!

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Chapter 14!!

-OOO the test scene!! One of my favorites!!

-SCYTHE CURIE

-Again what is with the shit names??? Jacory??

-OHH you do NOT interrupt scythe curie girl you are FUCKED

-Oh Citra you’re gonna revisit the worst thing you’ve ever done REALLL soon

-ROWAN LOSING ON PURPOSE FOR CITRA IS SOOOO!!!

-GODDAMN IT RAND I LOVE YOU BUT STOP

-AND THE TENSION THICKENS WITH THE ADDED RULE OF THEM HAVING TO KILL THE OTHER OH MY GOD ITS STILL GOOD MAN!!

-We all want a relationship with the thunderhead Curie

-Very good chapter that adds to the stakes of the story!! One more to go!!!

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Chapter 15!!!

-God the shock and confusion and how upset they all are really captivates this conversation

-And you see that eventually Rowan is very willing to die at the hands of Citra, that’s how much he loves her like UGHH

-“Scythes were supposed to be above the petty,” oh citra you have no idea bby girl,,

-Hash pales!!!

-THE KISS SCENE

-Ive already went in depth about why I love this scene in my Citran analysis post but UGH I LOVE ITT

-Liar!! You are totally in love rowan!!

-GODDARD THE BASTARD

-God he is such a fucking dick i hate himmm

-Very good chapter :)

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AND THATS THE NEXT 5!!! Next time we’ll do chapters 16-20!

#the tone speaks #arc of a scythe #rowan damisch #citra terranova #scythe faraday #scythe curie #scythe goddard

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anitadik · 1 year

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SALLY WILLIAMS HEADCANONS

• Her best friends are : Lifeless Lucy, Lazari and Lily Kennett( btw theyre not my OCs )

• She's an early bird. Almost always in the top 5 first people to wake up.

• Very hyper.

• She's 8 and her birthday is August 5( I know her age was cannonly changed to 12/16 ).

• She's kinda the favorite.( Shes really well behaved )

• She has a bedtime and it's 11pm but only on break days.

• She loves to read books! Sometimes she would get a huge book( like a dictionary...etc) and read it with Slenderman while asking a bunch of questions.

• Curious. Really curious.

• Slenderman cleared her past memories about how she died and he told her she just got hit by a car intentionally.

• She doesn't kill, she scares. Her uncle died cause of Slendy.

• Still has the soul of a kid.

• She, along with her friends believe that Slenderman and other really abnormal beings know everything.

• She sees Jane as an older sister.

• Her favorite foods are gummy bears, chocolate milk and mac n cheese.

• She hates sour, spicy food and vegetables.

#creepypasta #creepypasta mansion #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta headcanon #sally williams #sally williams creepypasta #cute #jeff the killer

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puppiesplayhouse · 9 months

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🐶ａｂｏｕｔｍｅ🐶

💫-Big age 22

💫-pronouns he/she im gender fluid when I’m not

little

💫- interests of mine: video games :3

I play overwatch,

mariokart, it takes two, farcry, dead by daylight

💫-I have severe general anxiety, depression, trauma and autism (this is my coping mechanism after five years of looking for a therapist for so many issues I found one before recently someone asks)

💫-tone tags aren’t usually needed for me and I may

come off rough at times

💫-I suffer from migraines as well and don’t have

very good health overall so my responses are slow and typing isn’t my strong suit

💫-im hoping despite my weak health I can be a

Doctor or help doing something medical hands on!

🎀ｌｉｋｅｓ& ｄｉｓｌｉｋｅｓ🎀

ｌｉｋｅｓ

🧸Stuffies!! Theyre a huge comfort to me all

the time.

🧸Animal: Bears!! Especially pandas but I love kitties too.

🧸Drawing: I love drawing my furry oc Puppie when I have motivation and able to! I do furries and horsies

🧸Sensory toys! Slime is my favorite to play with

🧸Food: chicken nuggies is my favorite to eat with choccy shakes

🧸Colors: pastels/black &teal

🧸Song genre: hyperpop/Electronic

🧸Fandoms I’m in : Hazbin Hotel, Star Wars, Furry, Marvel, Furry, Mlp

🧸Favorite movie: Ratatouille

ｄｉｓｌｉｋｅｓ

🫧Food: Veggies

🫧Color: yellow

🫧Weather: Summer

🫧Loud noises

🫧Animal: Butterflies

🧸ｌｉｔｔｌｅｍｅ🧸

🌸 Little Age: 3-4

🌸pronouns: she/ her

🌸interests : Coloring, making tea parties!! Pretend

cooking, stickers , dress up, dollhouse, playing doctor , pretend princess, bubble baths, Pacifier (I’d love to show you all depending how well this goes!)

🌸I have an mlp little oc just for when i regress and

want to color! Her name is lullaby c:

🖍ｌｉｔｔｌｅｌｉｋｅｓ &ｄｉｓｌｉｋｅｓ🖍

ｌｉｋｅｓ

🐇cartoon: Max&Ruby, Blues Clues (the older ones),

Bluey, Oswald, Oobi, Backyardigans, Maggie & The ferocious Beast, Curious George, Miffy and Friends, Dora, 64 Zoo Lane, Baby Looney Tunes

🐇Song: Dora The Explorer theme song or The backyardigans theme song

🐇Color: Pastel Pink

🐇Animal: Bunnies

🐇Soft fuzzy things! Like fleece blankie or stuffies

🐇Soft voices are so soothing princess songs from snow white are soo calming

🐇Food: crackers and juice or warm milk with

cinnamon

🐇disney movie: Moana &Tangled

🐇favorite Disney princess: Snow White

🐇Audio bedtime stories: Rainy Day Audios

🐇book: Goldilocks and the three bears

🐇song: Hawaiin rollercoaster

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👑-Loud sounds and voices

👑-NAPS

👑-having to do certain things

👑- Having to try new things

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If you support/are : AbleisM , r4cism, ped øphilia, ddlG , anti-agere ,sExism, anti Lg bt,etc

Thankies to anyone who read this far here’s a cookie or a bottle :3

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I read your notes about DAQ on that wyll vs dorian post and i just could not agree more. Specifically the thing about krem you said, i absolutely hate how the game while trying to introduce trans friendly concepts just. Forcibly makes your character cis in association. Like no my inquisitioner would not say any of that shit!!! He is trans!!!! And you could tell that shit was not written by a trans person. I think they were trying to avoid using many trans specific words to fit in with the setting but like? "Why do you pass?" Is not a question that makes sense for someone to ask and i hate that theyre taking an existing trans term and trying to make it mean like....the entire concept of transitioning?? Idk i feel like i would be more ok if they could have you be like "oh dw i am also trans" but nah we as the player are just assumed to be cis. Also yeah as you said, inventing transphobia in a series where that wasnt present before, its annoying.

Oh dont get me started I could talk about my gripes with the handling of transness in dragon age (and particularly inquisition) forever. Actually do get me started this has been a long time coming.

i absolutely hate how the game while trying to introduce trans friendly concepts just. Forcibly makes your character cis in association

YEP. Yep yes exactly. your options are 'three flavors of being transphobic' or 'when did you know' . which is what i picked, because you can stretch your imagination a little at least.

But there's also this other tiny elephant in the room issue with Krem that i didnt mention in those tags. Or should i say. Bull in the room ? Because holy shit, way to take away the trans character's speaking voice and characterization so we get to know how much of an ✨Ally ✨the cis man bestie is! Like okay if you're being a transphobic shithead it makes a bit More sense that he'd get defensive and speak up for Krem, but when your question was 'when did you know', Krem answers 'when i was young. not a great thing to know about yourself' and then Bull immediately cuts in to cisplain transness is like? What was the Idea there. Which then makes the dialogue choices being 90% straight up transphobia MORE suspicious, because the game is letting you, almost pushing you to verbally harass Krem.. almost like he doesn't REALLY matter, he's just a vessel to see how Progressive And Trans Friendly And A Good Friend Bull is. Thanks, i hate it.

Even in terms of backstory Bull being Krems savior when he was trying to escape his life etc never really sat right with me. Like there's an underlying demsel vibe i feel the devs stuck in there that really irks me. Not helped by the fact that we dont have a trans voice actor. Also not helped by the fact that this is a fantasy setting with magic but some form of magic hrt? Nah too impossible. Like sure there's some implication that it MIGHT exist somewhere but because magic Bad in the dragon age setting and tevinter magic Even Worse he wouldn't go for it- Like ok. some people might prefer their trans realism in faux medieval media. even fantasy. Im not one of those people. And all those justifications read more like excuses to me. Like you're telling me the circles wouldn't be making BANK out of selling trans-your-gender potions and abusing the shit out of it? And just. Again this makes the setting retroactively much Worse because where before i could point to my warden or Hawke and go 'yeah that's a trans man via magic hrt' and someone who prefers trans realism could ALSO do the same when making theirs how they like. Vagueness in such matters allows for imagination! But now dai is saying noo they had to be cis. And your inquisitor also. Fuck that.

Also yeah as you said, inventing transphobia in a series where that wasnt present before, its annoying.

one tiny correction here. there were hints of transphobia in the first two games, but it was mostly contained in like. Oghren style aged like milk type humor. more meta than text i guess. like in the Pearl in game one if you ask to be surprised there's a chance you get the ever hilarious 'haha you got man in a dress' *crickets* And then Serendipity in mark of the assassin.. well the wiki says she's meant to be a drag queen. So not 100% related to this discussion. But the execution of her character just felt SO mean spirited to me when i was playing that i felt it needed to be mentioned as well. (So i just love her out of spite now. ) But anyway yeah. Out of all the lgbtq things dragon age touches on i feel like gender is one that they. dont really even try to tackle in good faith. And it just got worse as the games went on. I can handle easily skippable side gags that are shitty and unfunny. Inquisition tries to actually bring ATTENTION to the topic, and proceeds to fall flat on its face. Not to mention Sera. Them having one of the main companions being transphobic in banter.

Bioware when I catch you Bioware. Bioware when i catch you.

#sorry this got very long sjdf #ask #long post #dai critical

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