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I'm sorry if I've missed/misunderstood something, but why does Relle and Oberon look so different from all the other Golbabies? Selaphiel gets a pass for her "Be Not Afraidness" since she's a lichtrikov Golbaby, so she doesn't really count in this.
But if we're going off Morri as the 'Template' for Golbabies so to speak, then Melinoe and Melopia are pretty normal, though we haven't seen Axom so maybe being more other worldly is the norm with them.
morri is not like the other golbabies in one key way: they are a fragment of GOLBetty's power. A piece of her in a very literal sense.
semi long post so im cutting it
"I was nothing, first. Well, I think I was kinda everything."
"I know mom sifted me from the vastness of her power. I was just a few strands of her."
if the other golbchildren had been conceived the same, with a fully human simon, they would look a lot more like morrigan, but in the sense that they would take more after simon physically. i'm assuming the main part of the question is probably, "why is oberon a centaur? why is relle a fish? why are relle and melinoe BLUE?" now while the kids past oberon do not have 100% finalized designs, there are three reasons for why they do look so different.
1.) as morrigan has demonstrated, they could in a way control how they developed in the womb. morri actively changed their development pattern to resemble simon's human form as a child- this isn't just them turning from a bean into a person. bringing back this pic
oberon is also white, purple and red because she has albinism.
2.) simon, when he conceives oberon (and perhaps the others) is not a human. it wasn't intentional, but when simon was revived he was not brought back the same. the human body is more like a shell, an exterior that he was put into. it is his actual human body! but there is more going on beneath the surface, his entity form can only come out as a projection (leaving his physical body behind, asleep). also he's blue.
thus, they're conceived between two entities rather than GOLBetty and human simon. simon is kinda weird also, where he is sort of able to pass on both his deity set and human body set of genes to a degree.
3.) the energies conceiving relle and oberon were particularly extremely positive, and relle and oberon are almost strictly benevolent deities where the other kids are neutral. its design choice sorta.
oberon is a lesser deity of memory, wisdom (not intelligence) and mental well being, and relle is a lesser deity of tranquility and healing. GOLBetty's bright reds don't exactly evoke those vibes to me, especially for relle. but i still wanted them to look distinctly nonhuman and ethereal.
#a#nothin but words#golbabies#simon returns timeline#infoposting :D#i already figured out how they did the do (if someone sends in an ask about that i will answer that)#(deities dont bang like humans/mortals do)#simon did not know that#also id consider the golbchildren lesser gods in comparison to GOLBetty
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Have we seen Simon or Betty wear Morri or any of the other kids in a baby wrap before? Like how people will wear the baby on their chest or back. Can we see, idk, any Simon and or Betty of your choosing with any of the kids in a baby wrap? Or whatever they would use to carry the kid around?
nope, though there's a reason for morrigan- morri hates being swaddled, especially morris that were sealed. they get fussy until they're let out. but ophelia on the other hand LOVES being swaddled (she is so eepy) so heres some wizardbetty au ophelias being worn in a wrap
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idk how it's called but mentions of: eating - male lactation -
What does GOLBabies do? I don't think that never asked thus but... do they eat? do they sleep? do they have basic human necessities???? I don't think we have seen Morrie eat ever (not sure tho)
What about the sphinx simon litter? are they.... breastfed? are they fed rats or meat? do newborn creatures even eat meat to start with?
going back to breastfeeding, since Simon's ATBG are not specified and is up to the viewer, would a tran ssimon breastfed morri? like, for example, in the apocalypse world where he was just with wizard betty? maybe in a case they couldn't found food or milk for morrie
in order of questions asked:
basic human necessities- depends on the individual. selaphiel, for example, feeds off energy instead of food, and does not have a digestive system, and so would relle and oberon. they need energy to grow, but once they are fully grown they don't need it to survive. selaphiel uses her ribbons to siphon it from others, relle passively filters energy from her surroundings, and oberon eats emotions. all golbkids sleep as children but lose the need to as adults.
morri and the twins are born humanoid, and do have a form of digestive system, but essentially they can eat and get nutrition out of quite literally anything. foods, poisons, inedibles like metal or glass- their body WILL absorb everything. as a baby morri also had the ability to siphon life energy in mass quantities from the world around them.
sphinx simon litter- mostly same thing. oberon, axon (crunchy marshmallow) and relle do not show hunger, but selaphiel doesn't have her ribbons yet and is food motivated like morri, melopia and melinoe. they are actually able to digest soft foods pretty early in theory because they are part harpy, but are fed kitten formula (and they eat a LOT of it). in a few months theyre also able to eat non food items as well.
the kittens aren't born at the same level of power as they are in vanilla because simon isn't magical and it would be extremely difficult for him to nourish them enough for that inside him, especially that many.
and as for a trans simon feeding morri- it's more of an age and simon thing than it is a trans simon thing. it wasn't that he chose not to feed morri, it was that he couldn't. he never produced anything, not as a cis or trans individual. some people can't and he was one of em. also, betty and simon didnt know this but morri technically couldve eaten anything.
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NAWWWWRR Sphinx Simon has damn big belly. Does he can still move normally? when my cat had her litter (5) she barely got up the last month, her belly was big and she was exhausted. But this belly also looks difficult to carry, wow.
tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg
he can move in that. he is waddling. bumbling, even. and bumping into everything because he's not used to being so big/wide. and he's slow and awkward in pretty much everything he does. he's always been a little extra clumsy because he's got a big sphinx body, not a normal man body.
but since he doesn't have a set place to call home anymore (he's taken up room in an inn in a town temporarily) and he has to be out and about AND he has no whiskers to give him an idea of width he'll be knocking into things all the time. which is very embarassing for him
he's also having a rough time sitting and laying, he's long and not many surfaces are big enough for him to stretch out on, and he sort of is too fulla babies to really curl up. which leaves loafing, which makes him look absolutely ridiculous, cause it's like when you squish a ball. and he's very tired, achey and sore, so he rests a LOT, but even more than that he's trying to nourish 7 little god kittens on top of himself so he's absolutely fucking ravenous like, 24/7.
#i have a mproblem#a#cw mpreg#tw mpreg#mpreg#creaturewizards#top pic is him days before having his litter
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Did Marceline live in the spicy wizard Betty au? What about the Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum?
nope, it's the same as regular wizardbetty au but vanilla simon dropped in a thousand years later, finn and bubblegum are alive for sure- with vampires running rampant during the night (no marcy hunter) the human population is super tiny. finn is an individual vampire with no running loyalty to the King, and PB runs a safe haven for those looking for shelter from vamps, providing medical care and necessities as well as housing. it's not really a candy kingdom since so many folks are of different species.
might make jake a vamp dog or something, idk yet
#a#nothin but words#spicywizardbetty#pb still has her lab n everything#trying to get rid of the vamps but she has her hands full
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I know the Simons are quite big by the end of their pregnancies bc Morri just built like that, but which was the biggest? Technically the question is which GOLBaby is the biggest?
uhh there are TECHNICALLY multiple ways for me to answer this
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biggest golbaby overall is oberon(ophelia) due to the fact shes a taur, two torsos, six limbs AND wings. as a humanoid she's average across the board, her extra half is the only reason she's bigger. she is lighter though, bones are hollow
biggest morri golbaby goes to spicy wizardbettys morri, mostly because simon was eating and resting more, and spicy wizardbetty was making sure he had plenty to eat (morri was taking most of the nutrients and instead converting it to power) though they are only bigger by a few ounces.
this morri also gets biggest morri medal in general, non-golbaby iterations of morri run more along 9 pounds at birth than 12.
also for funsies, smallest golbaby morri is creaturewizards (though regular wizardbettys is the smallest humanoid)
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For any Simon that was near a Betty that may have had his hotdog vanish into thin air over night, did he say anything to Betty about his junk changing? How did she react?
If he didn’t tell her then would he have mentioned it later that he used to have different anatomy? For a Simon who may be trans I would think they would have a bond over that but a Simon who used to have a penis might feel a little different about his body than a born trans Simon.
I’m just curious how this kinda thing impacted their relationship.
this is my favorite update to cis simon lore the asks and comments make me giggle
im vaguely mentioning the noodle so putting it under the cut (ha) also the reminder that cis simon is once again up to viewer interpretation, he can be cis or trans I don't mind either and neither is canon
most simons would say something, yes, in a sort of disbelieving, "how tf did this happen" way. wizardbetty simon wouldn't say anything, for fear it was innapropriate to their relationship at the time, but he would be very put off and disturbed. (side note, wizardbetty wouldn't think too much at first, since her simon was trans)
and, uh, i think most if not all betties would think it was some sort of a joke at first, and then she sees that he is absolutely not joking, and actually pretty upset. (though that would explain how the baby was gonna get out, and the fact a cis simon would be pregnant at all would be another reason for her to be like Oh. Okay.) betties try to comfort simon and aren't the greatest at it. how do you make a man feel better about a missing wangdoodle. magically missing. actually gone. best shes got is snuggles.
i don't think it'd impact the relationship that much tbh, simons and betties are sorta obsessed w each other, they'll figure it out. although it'd make for a sort of "huh." moment early on every time it comes up
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spicy wizardbetty simon is definitely sure it's not him being sick now. he's been chalking up the tummy to him gaining weight from laying in bed all day and having a big appetite but the last few growth spurts have left him looking very. distinctly looking like hes something else.
something is very wrong with him, he thinks
#i have a mproblem#cw mpreg#tw mpreg#mpreg#simon petrikov mpreg#spicywizardbetty#his brain keeps saying “i look pregnant” but theres no way he could be#he hasnt done the hanky panky in literally a thousand years#betty hasnt seen the actual size of the bump yet bc hes in bed under the covers so much (her orders)#my style <3
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cheesed. also a top-down view of sphinx simon to show off how silly he looks with his kitten bump, hims wide
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How many babies are there in all now? There's Morri, Selaphiel, Ophelia, the twins, Violet Pastille (who may be Relle??) And Crunchy Marshmallow, right? Am I missing anyone?
all correct! that's all of them :D crunchy marshmallow is the only kit design not revealed yet.
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BETADET if she took a human form to try and appeal to simons differently
bonus: her in my style
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do you think that sphinx simon would nest/ be protective of his babies :<
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extremely protective, cat instincts go crazy. he's obsessed with comfort while he's still pregnant, kneading and laying and making a nest pretty much anywhere that's soft. he's very picky, i hc simons in general get nesting urges bad (usually more the human, make-things-tidy way) but sphinx simon was determined for his beloved litter to have the softest nicest nest ever! plus absolutely nobody was allowed to touch his tummy, he will lower his wings over his bump and curl his tail around it if he feels people are too close to his stomach.
when the kits are born he's always fussing over them, circling them and changing positions around them to "better protect them" from.. nothing, nobody is allowed to hold them. he tries to gather them all up so he can hide them with his tail but there's so gd many. he practically lives in the nest with them, only leaving for absolute necessities (and when he leaves they get all mewly and squeaky, where is the beacon of warmth that is papa?). he loves to admire their teeny noses and paws and ears and see the bits of their mama in them, he thinks they are all perfect.
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heres the normal golbaby designs for melinoe, melopia and relle. not canon to the revived timeline yet, idk if they will be. but theres a reason they look so different from morri (they along with oberon were a). not conceived through a speck of cosmic energy and b). conceived between two entities rather than GOLBetty and a human.
#i have a mproblem#golbabies#non canon.#so fun fact all three of these kids were based off the vibes of hawaii: pt II#relle is based off the “signed yours truly the whale” verses of dream sweet in sea major#the twins are both based off the “nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples” part of the mind electric#but melopia's personal line is “scattering sparks of thought energy deliver me and carry me away”#and melinoe's is “here is my kingdom i am your lord i order you to cower and pra/ey”#the twins are insanity gods#although melinoe leans HEAVILY into the mind electric
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random questioné:
have you considered just making a normal, sickly sweet au?
Betty's not Golb, Simon was never ice king. Maybe characters like Marceline or PB are human?
Just an au dedicated to soft vibes <3
i can see the appeal! but i enjoy the back and forth of angst/fluff (although complicated relationships and angst are my bread and butter) the main reason i don't have a plain human/modern au is bc i dont really have an interest in the mundane :( i live the mundane every day
i love my fantasy elements and complicated messy characters (bonnie and betty my beloved).. theres gotta be conflict for me to be motivated (especially enough to make a storyline or art) sorry
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imagine dying and leaving your little kid, I bet simon was so fucking anxious; he didn't even got to say goodbye. and morri was so young! he was like a child mentally I bet, so I would be also worried for that little detail.
tw for parental death but its mostly just talking about simons thoughts about morri in the dead world + some post revive
he was extremely anxious! he knew morri was gonna find him like that, and he was reeling from how suddenly he'd gone. no goodbye, no i love you, no it'll be okay, nothing. he sort of stopped considering death as an option once the first 100 years passed, and since he hadn't felt any different at all, he had no reason to suspect he'd metaphorically implode.
now, morri is smart for their age, more like a naive adult than a teenager, but they are limited by the emotional maturity of someone their age. morri had never really dealt with death before, especially not death so close to them. he was so anxious for how it'd affect their developing mind.
he was especially concerned because he and morri were so closely bonded, he knew he was morri's favorite person and the only thing he could hope was that marceline would take over like he requested. he had faith in her, he knew she'd raise morri well. of course, he didn't account for morri getting powers and running off since they hadn't shown any sign of having their abilities since birth.
he also figured he wouldn't be able to see them again for a long time due to their lifespan, and just sorta buckled down and was like, surely marceline has it under control. and even if morri was young, and he was worried for them, they were strong and he was certain they would be okay eventually. though that concern never went away, and he didn't really get any news of morri's wellbeing. he did look for betty for a time too, since he hadn't seen her since before morrigan was born, but she wasn't around. he did enjoy his hypoallergenic pillow though.
in the resurrection timeline, when he was first revived he was initially in shock and incredibly disoriented, but his thoughts beyond "ow my face and head and everything" and "betty?" were all on morri. he mistook morri for betty because his vision was blurry on top of the mid eyesight and last he saw them they were prepubescent.
he did initially think that marceline had raised morri, they looked so grown up and put together! although with time he will definitely notice the uh. lack of a parental figure in their behavior and step in to be a bit stricter than he was in their youth. and he picks up some of their vocabulary
#tw parental death#a#tw death mention#simon returns timeline#sorta anyway HSHSB#plainvanilla#nothin but words
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settling in
simon is learning more about morri's abilities that they've gained since he's been gone. one in particular catches his attention.
morri's become disillusioned with their sleeping mother, suspecting either betty isn't there anymore or she doesn't care enough to be.
it breaks simon's heart to see them feel that way, and now that he knows there's a way to see GOLBetty he's sort of antsy to get to her, just to see her again- prove she does care about morrigan. he knows she does. but morri's not in the mood for it yet.
also, simon develops narcolepsy, with out of body experiences while he's asleep.
#i have a mproblem#golbaby#golbaby +1000#plainvanilla#simon returns timeline#i promise this leads up to petrigrof#or well#petrigolb? petri..petrigolbetty?#idk its leading up to it is the point#morri: i sure am glad to have my totally human father back with no side effects#simon: about that#simon is antsy to see marceline too but morri has no idea where she is#the candy kingdom is gone too#how the turn tables.
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harpy betty posting
thank you
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