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crowsyart · 2 years
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Here’s these guys drawn very much not to scale(yay I didn’t forget arachnes. What’s a good shorthand for spider rattle thing tail? False spider? Lure? Something I’ll figure it out)
#Arachne gorgon#soul eater au#beastars au#soul eater#anthro au#alrighty onto the lore#as a giant land sloth eibons species is an extinct one so his search for immortality was very much influenced by being the last of his kind#I’m playing with the idea of scarification for arachnes cult using her fang#maybe shed ones#Arachne is a pretty old and pretty big snake#being alive as long as she had she never stopped growing (a common occurrence for more powerful witches) and most of the time when they get#as large as her they die off because they’re unable to take care of themselves#(think lobsters)#part of the reason she has a cult is to keep herself alive#they find food for her and she doesn’t have to leave her castle often if ever#which makes it a big thing when she hauls her ass up to the mountain where asura is hiding#(in a remote bat monastery where he massacred and ate all of them)#shedding is a big annoyance too at her size#a lot of her cult members actually steal it to use as clothing beneath her robes#she doesn’t really care#mosquitos back is almost bald where an intricate design was carved by one of arachnes fangs#she moves very slow and stays hidden most of the time#a large amount of her cult has never even seen her#when she was reborn she was rather small (as why she was able to hide in giriko’s golem)#her tongue is thicker than asuras arm(not saying that much cause he’s mega skinny but it’s something)#her servants help her shed sometimes because. it’s hard finding big rocks to rub against to get all the stuff#her body has black marks all over it that make it look like insects are skittering across her when she moves#if a witch survives long enough to get really big they might try to find a group to settle with(usually other witches)#it’s rare (even unheard of) for it to turn full cult like Arachne#usually the magic in an area can relate to just how big they can grow(running out of room in the tags but feel free to ask questions)
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palskippah · 1 year
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Hi! You saw preg Bowuigi, but may I present to you… preg Mareach ✨
The thought won't leave my mind after I mindlessly drew Mario asking Luigi how is it to be pregnant and then it escalated from there 😔
So! Here's some headcanons (that you can find too in the drawings) for this:
-Mario and Luigi's mamma and uncle are twins, so they have this 'twin gene', and it just so happens that Mario got twins first try and Luigi didn’t.
-Mario has thoughts when seeing his bro expecting, he develops a serious case of baby fever that he refuses to tell anyone about. Like he catches himself thinking about him and Peach expecting and her acting in the overly attentive way that Bowser does, or thinking of a tiny blonde baby with a button nose and blue-sky eyes. He feels a bit guilty about these thoughts.
-Luigi eventually pries the information out of Mario and tries to convince him to talk to Peach about it, that she’d be understanding even if she doesn’t like the idea. Mario’s stubborn and just doesn’t and feels bad for wanting a baby too just because his bro is going to have one.
-To Mario’s surprise (and relief) it’s Peach who mentions the idea of having children (he feels a bit embarrassed that she easily used the exact words he scolded himself for: “I want a baby”), so they shyly entertain the idea.  And they decide they'd like to be parents in the future.
-When Magma (that's the Bowuigi baby's name!) grows and gets to the toddler stage, Mario finally decides that they could start trying.
-(Corny and I pulled this from Deadpool 2 but) He gives the 'green light' to Peach as a sort of anniversary gift and she's so happy she jumps in place and holds him to her chest and rambles about what to name the baby and how they'd look and what they'll do together and– Mario jokingly reminds her that first she's gotta put a baby in him for that to happen.
-Luigi is really excited when Mario and Peach tell him that they’re expecting. He hugs them both and says he can’t wait to finally be an uncle, and that they’ll be great parents.
-Luigi spoils his bro the same way Mario did with him when he was expecting Magma, like baking him treats and his favorite foods whenever they’re at their house and overall being a very good bro.
-Soon Peach arranges a room to make a nursery and plans how it’ll be.
-When they discover it's twins she makes arrangements again to adapt it for two babies, assigning a color to each baby’s things, because she thinks that Mario and Luigi having their signature colors is adorable.
-When they’re back from the doctor after discovering they’ll have twins, they’re both happily thinking about two children. Peach of snuggly wrapped little babies with round noses and brunette hair, and Mario for some reason thinks of two blonde toddlers with matching hats and blue overalls.
-Mario's belly looks big soon and Peach is over the moon because he's so round and handsome.
-He's so shaped.
-Due to almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens being small Mario often loses sight of them, especially when talking to toads. They love to stand close and right in front of him, even if Mario tells them to stand at his side so he can see them. Mario's pretty sure not even the toads can see him over his belly and yet they don't listen.
-Mario lives at Peach's castle but he and Luigi still kinda often stay at their own little house at the outskirts of Toad Town. Luigi sometimes goes by himself or brings some of his children. They like to have some kind of peace apart from their families and the royalness of it all. (Thinking about the fact that Bowser went on a vacation by himself as Junior said once in a game sjdks)
-Peach is very excited for the babies and she always asks for permission to caress his belly and to hold it and to kiss it. She talks a lot to the babies too, even at times holding very long one-sided conversations with them while Mario listens in with an absolutely besotted smile.
-Many nights, when Mario's sprawled on his side with his arms in weird positions and snoring away and Peach's at his back holding him, she mumbles on and on sweet words to her children and her boyfriend, and holds Mario closely.
-Ever since they know he's expecting, Peach randomly suggests baby names to Mario, who shakes his head or actually explains why he doesn't like them. She suggests one day a couple of names just for funsies and to her surprise Mario loves them.
-Peach leaves their bed very early to focus on her royal duties all morning, while Mario's asleep almost until midday surrounded by an insane amount of red and pink pillows.
-Peach eats red power up mushrooms to be able to easily carry Mario around when he gets too tired, that way she doesn't get tired either.
-Late on Mario gets the 'pregnancy brain', he forgets things and sometimes does stupid stuff. Once at their house he dropped a fork, and since it never crossed his mind to ask for help or pick another one from the kitchen cabinet, he ended up stuck in a crouch when trying to reach it, yelling for Luigi to come help him up.
-Donkey Kong and Mario are mean besties, and DK often teases Mario and vice versa. Like DK purposefully drops something and asks in a faux nice voice for Mario to pick it up for him, then does the laugh™ as Mario stares at him unamused.
-DK used to (gently) push Mario to sit in soft furniture and laugh at him for getting stuck. Mario would sulk and cross his arms over his belly until the stupid monkey dignified himself to help him up. Until DK did it one day that Mario had been particularly tired about the pregnancy, and besides the usual reaction he also got misty-eyed and his lower lip wobbled. DK freaked out and couldn't figure out how to console him as Mario silently cried. Peach almost obliterated DK on the spot when she caught them.
-Since then DK isn't as mean with Mario until the babies are born weeks later. Also, he's a bit terrified of Peach now.
-Magma, who's still a toddler, often asks her uncle-mama when the babies are going to come out of his belly so she can meet them.
-They have twin girls! They're identical when they're babies and kids but when they grow older they have more noticiable differences (like height, same as Mario and Luigi and their mom and uncle)
-They’re Nettarina and Mariella. Sadly I don’t care how silly the names are, I like them and so does Mario aksjdksajd
-Mario has strong genes so their babies look a lot more like him than Peach (who’s glad, because she wanted to have two mini Marios!), although he hoped they’d look more like her.
-Mario is already fat and he gets even fatter with the pregnancy.
-The girls (and Magma too) speak fluent italian and english.
And that’s what I have so far! I know i missed some characters that I could have mentioned like Daisy or Toad and others, but maybe I’ll think of them too for another post c:
I hope you liked them, and if you have any other ideas or headcanons feel free to share them, I’d love to know!
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thetriumphantpanda · 10 months
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Tale As Old As Time | Joel Miller Fantasy AU (Chapter Two)
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Series Summary | A Prince, cursed to be unloved, hardened by years of staring at his scars and sitting in his loneliness. A girl, headstrong and wanting of adventure, to escape the life curated for her, a breath of fresh air against the dark of his heart and his home. Can she really learn to love the beast he has become? Truly, a tale as old as time.
Chapter Summary | A girl, granted reprieve from her cell, but is the extravagant room you find yourself in now just a guided cage? A prince, unsure of himself and what to do, let's his temper get the better of him.
Pairing | Joel Miller x F!Reader (Beauty and The Beast AU) 
Chapter Warnings | Grumpy/Angry Joel. Introduction of some famous friends we all know and love, a girl who has essentially been kidnapped, discussion of food and alcohol but nothing else yet.
Word Count | 4.5K
Authors Note | I am so blown away by the love the first part of this received! I didn't ever think that AU's would be my thing but I'm so excited by this story and I'm excited to bring your part 2! For those of you who loved and enjoyed the original Beauty and The Beast, there's some scenes here which are just for you! I'd love to know your thoughts so if you enjoyed this (or even if you didn't!) then please consider reblogging, commenting or leaving me some asks! And if you'd like to support me further, you can leave a tip on my Ko-Fi.
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“Did you see her?” One conspiratorial voice asks in a hushed whisper. 
“Poor thing, was scared to death,” The other voice responds, “He’s never going to break the curse if he behaves like this every time someone comes wandering through.” 
There is a third voice added to the mix, “What do you mean, every time someone wanders through?” This voice is sarcastic, “This is the first time in years we’ve seen a single soul.” 
“Maybe this our chance?” The second voice suggests, “Women like her don’t stumble upon souls like us often.” 
“You really think she could be the answer?” It’s the first voice speaking again, “If the master had thrown me in a cell, I don’t think I could ever forgive him.” 
It’s the second voice that decides the plan of action, “There is simply only one way to find out and that is to try.” 
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It’s late and Joel has a headache. With the passage of time, he’s stopped thinking of himself a Prince. He might still have his servants and his castle, which is crumbling around him, but outside of that, he is no better than any other man, no different from the people in the villages that surround his once magnificent estate. They don’t remember him; he doesn’t really remember them. He thinks, over the glass of wine he drinks, that it’s probably for the best. All the power and attention had gone to his head, wasting his father’s money on extravagant parties, guests whose names he didn’t know. They weren’t there for him, only for what he offered. They’d have gone to any party where the wine was good, and the music made them soar. 
He finishes the wine in his glass when there is a tentative knock at the door. If it wasn’t for the wine jug being empty, he’d have told whoever it was to leave him alone, to leave him to his nightly stupor, but he wasn’t nearly drunk enough. 
“Enter.” He calls out. 
The door to the reception room opens and closes behind him, then the sound of footsteps and the empty jug being swapped for one that is full. Joel waits for the footsteps to start receding again, but they don’t. He clamps his jaw, trying not to lose his temper. They know to leave him alone in the evenings. Only to come to him to refill his drink at hourly intervals and leave with minimal talk. It was a routine they’d fallen into since the beginning. 
“What will you do with her?” 
It’s Lucian’s voice. Strange, Joel thinks. It’s normally Horace who oversees his nightly refills. The old man clearly didn’t have the courage for this conversation. If he wasn’t so fucking angry, he’d almost praise the younger man. 
“Haven’t decided.” 
Joel turns his head to look at the man. He’s smaller than Joel is, considerably, even before he was turned into a towering monster. Blonde hair with pointed features, and a stature that was so uncharacteristically rigid this evening, that Joel almost laughs. 
“Might I offer a suggestion?” He speaks. 
“You might,” Joel scoffs, “Doesn’t mean I’ll listen.” 
He clears his throat as he pours wine into his cup, perhaps hoping the alcohol might placate his master. 
“She is a girl, and we are running out of time, my lord.” 
“Your powers of observation have always been astounding, Lucian,” Joel replies gruffly, sipping at the fresh cup of wine, “She trespassed, she must face the consequences.” 
“I’m not suggesting she doesn’t,” Lucian assures, “But surely one evening locked in the tower is enough, my Lord, she was terrified.” 
“And then what?” 
“Maybe we bring her down to one of the rooms, make her feel comfortable?” He suggests. 
“So, she breaks into my home, and we reward her, is what you’re suggesting?” Joel turns, face warmed by the fire burning in front of him. 
“I’m suggesting that she is our only hope, sir,” Lucian is pleading now, “Another petal fell this week, none of us have much time left, or we’re damned to remain like this forever.” 
Joel ponders for a moment, mulling it over in his mind. If it had just been himself under the curse, he’d leave the silly girl where she was, but it isn’t just him. He’s got his servants to think about, although they don’t know it, they are more his friends than anything else now, the only people he has spoken to in years, and he knows they’re tired. 
He waves a hand in Lucian’s general direction, picking up the wine glass that is now full, “Do as you will, but she is not to stray to the West Wing, if I find her there, it won’t just be her that ends up back in a cell, understood?” 
“Clearly, sir.” 
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The sun greets you early, peering in through the open gaps in the wall, meant to be a window, but only acting as a taunt for its prisoners. You could clearly see outside, out to freedom, but there was no way to reach it. At some point during the night, Phillipe had disappeared, no longer tied to the gate that you can see from the gap. You curse to whichever God will listen for your rotten luck, even if you could escape, the lack of horse would mean you wouldn’t get far before you were struck down by something, or worse, recaptured. 
You lean your back against the wall and bring your knees to your chest, wrapping your arms around your legs to try and comfort yourself. The ground is cold and you find yourself wishing for some straw or something, anything to act as a barrier between you and the cold ground you’d spent the night on. 
A little while later you can hear footsteps traveling up the stairs. Maybe now, in the harsh light of day, you’d finally see your captors face. Put features to the deep gruff voice and the large hands that had gripped you last night. It wasn’t to be. The man who comes into view is nowhere near large enough to be the same man who threw you over his shoulder like you were a sack of flour from the miller. This man looks friendly enough when he comes to kneel in front of the bars of your cell. Light blonde hair and a clean face, with friendly eyes. You want to trust him, but this could all be some kind of sick joke at your expense. 
“I brought you some food,” The mystery man speaks, placing a plate down on the ground as he unlocks the cell door, “Are you hungry?” He asks, pushing the plate through the small open gap, kneeling on the floor outside so you’re of a similar height. 
You shake your head and push the plate away with your foot – you have no idea what it could be laced with, even if it is just a lump of bread and some cheese. You try and curl in on yourself, make yourself smaller, hoping whoever this is will take the hint and leave you be. 
“The master can be quite… abrasive,” He starts, “But he means well.” 
You are vaguely aware of another set of feet making their way up the stairs, slower than this man had, but you push it to the back of your mind, “Abrasive?” You snort, “He locked me in a cell for walking through an open door, he is nothing more than a brute!” 
The man in front of you holds his hands up in surrender at your outburst, just in time for another man, still nowhere near large enough to be your captor, to walk up the stairs, clutching at his chest as he caught his breath. 
“I implore you Lucian,” He speaks with a deep voice, still trying to catch his breath, “You leave her where she is, the master didn’t give you express permission for this.” 
“Charming,” You mumble, “Wait, leave me where I am?” Your head perks, “Where else would I go?” 
The man who you now know is Lucian smiles, a genuine, friendly smile, which goes a small way in putting you at ease, “Well, this is no place for a beautiful girl like you, is it?” You return his smile because at this point, you think you’d do anything to not spend another second in this damp cell, “How about we take you somewhere more comfortable?” 
“This is a terrible idea,” The older man, with a full beard and greying hair on his head to match speaks, “I really do think we should leave her here.” 
“Horace, will you please shut up,” Lucian turns and chides him, “Look at her,” He tilts his head back towards you, “She’s terrified, she can’t stay here, and if the master asks, I’ll take the fall.” 
He extends a hand to you and after weighing up another night spent in this cell, you let your own slip into his. Lucian pulls you to your feet and helps brush off some of the dirt from the skirt of your dress, as he motions for you to walk in front of him, “Follow that oaf back down the stairs,” He chuckles, “He’ll be slow going because of his knees.” 
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The room that you find yourself in now is a complete juxtaposition to a huge amount of the rest of the castle. None of the windows are broken, it doesn’t smell like the damp musk of the rest of the place, and the bed looks so comfortable you might cry. Your back is screaming from the night on the stone floor of the cell so you don’t think twice about flopping down onto the bed, letting the soft sheets and the mattress sink below you. You’re almost convinced you could fall asleep, until there is a loud knock at the door and then a woman, followed by a small boy invading the room. 
“Oh you must have had a ghastly night up there,” She exclaims, “Only one thing for it, and that’s a strong cup of tea,” She’s picking up a tea pot and pouring the warm liquid into a cup, stirring in some milk and sugar, before the saucer is held in your direction. You take it gratefully and drink, letting it warm your bones, “Drink up dear, we’ve got a lot to do.” 
“I’m sorry…” You trail off, “I’m lost?” 
“That dress has seen far better days,” She points to your clothes, understandably covered in grime from your night in the cell, “And I’m sure you’re absolutely famished, now come on, before Madame Audra appears.” 
You take another sip of the tea, as you watch the young boy rummaging around the room, “And who might you be?” You ask, smiling as he turns to face you. 
“I’m Oliver, Miss,” He smiles widely, walking towards you, “But everyone here calls me Chip.” 
“Chip?” You ask, a giggle to your voice. 
“Yeah!” He exclaims, getting as close to you as he possibly can, lifting his lip to show you his teeth, “Because I fell and chipped my tooth, see?” 
“Oh! How rude of me!” The older woman who has been fussing over the tea trolley exclaims, “I’m Mrs Thompson, and Chip here is my boy, and we’re going to make sure you’re comfortable here.” 
There’s another swift knock at the door before it’s kicked open to reveal a woman, younger than Mrs Thompson but still older than you, arms laden with so many materials that she can barely see over the top of the pile. She’s bustles into the room and drops them on the bed, immediately taking hold of the cup of tea you were enjoying to set back on the tea trolley. She grabs hold of your wrists and pulls you up from the bed, holding up your arms and running you over with her eyes, as if she’s sizing you up. Turns out that’s exactly what she’s doing. 
Whilst she’s fussing over the pile of what turns out to be dresses, you take a closer look at her. She’s beautiful, with smooth skin and friendly eyes, much like the rest of the gang you’ve met today. You wonder how these people have stayed so positive under the employment of such a horrid man. This woman in front of you can only be Madame Audra, and she’s dressed to the nines. You’d read about women like her in your books. Women of high society, with powdered faces and hair that towered on their heads, gowns made of silk and ribbons. She is quite possibly everything you had wanted to find in this world. 
“Now, I’m going to leave you in Madame Audra’s capable hands, we’ve got dinner to prepare, haven’t we Chip?” Mrs Thompson explains, steering the tea trolley out of the room with Chip on her heel. 
As the door closes you can hear Chip speaking to his mother, “See, I told you she pretty, mama.” 
You smile, turning your attention back to Madame Audra, who is holding up a simple dress, the colour of sugared almonds. You remember when your father had brought some back from the city, years ago. You’d eaten them with your mother, already sick and in bed. One of the few good memories you still held of her. 
“This will do nicely,” Madame Audra nods, holding it against your body, “The master will like this, and it’ll look lovely in the glow of the dining hall.” 
“Oh, but I’m…” 
“Well come on, let’s get you out of these dirty things.” 
“I’m very grateful,” You start, a hand placed on her arm as she tries to turn you to undo the back of the dress you’re already wearing, “But I won’t be going for dinner.”
She stops dead in her fussing over you, eyes wide, “Oh but you must.” She implores. 
“I won’t sit opposite a man who threw me in a cell for waking through an open door.” You stand your ground. 
She’s about to open her mouth to speak when there is a knock at the door. It opens to reveal Horace, the man from earlier, straight-backed and serious. 
“Dinner is served, my Lady.” 
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Joel is pacing, mainly through frustration more than anything else, as Lucian and Mrs Thompson set the dining table ready to begin the execution of their master plan. There is a roaring fire lit, warming the room, and all sorts of dishes being carried out and placed upon the table. It’s nothing short of a feast, if he closes his eyes, he could even convince himself that he was the man he once was and he wasn’t about to sit down with a girl who had trespassed into his home and was now seemingly being rewarded for it. If he’s honest with himself, he also might be a little nervous. 
He'd been careful last night to stay in the shadows. He’s not really sure why, because at that point, all he was ever going to do with her was leave her up there to rot, but now he’s glad, glad that he hadn’t seen the look of repulsion on her face as he stepped into the light, showing the mottled skin of his face, scarred and textured as if someone had held his face to a flame for too long. 
“What is taking her so long?” He finally lets out, exasperated, mainly because the food is going cold. 
Mrs Thompson stands near the fire, her hands clasped in front of her, “Do try to be patient, my Lord, the girl has lost her freedom in less than a day, it’s going to take her some time.” 
Lucian decides to add his two pence to the situation, setting down the fork he’s been pointlessly polishing to pass time, “Have you thought that maybe she might be the one to break the spell?” He asks, hope lacing his voice. 
“Of course I have!” Joel exclaims, turning around to face him, “I’m not a fucking fool.” 
Lucian holds his hand up in surrender like he always does, but then claps them together, “Well then, it’s settled,” He exclaims, “You fall in love with her,” He holds out one hand, “She falls in love with you,” His other hand now held out, “The spell is broken, and we all go back to normal.” 
“Oh Lucian,” Mrs Thompson sighs, “It’s not that easy, love takes time.” 
Joel can feel his stomach sinking, hope had flourished before, at the idea that perhaps this might work, that these people who have surrounded him for years might be right, but when he thinks to the way he looks, face scarred, frame so big he would scare anyone who saw him, he realizes it’s no use. The enchantress had been right, no-one could ever learn to love him. 
“It’s no use,” He sighs, teeth gritted in frustration, he’s got a hand on the mantle above the fire, clenched in a fist, “She’s so beautiful,” He admits, because you are, even when fear had covered your features, you were quite possibly the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen, “And I’m like this.” He points to his face.
Mrs Thompson moves to stand closer to him, placing a tentative hand on his shoulder, “Then you need to help her see past all this, don’t scare her with that intimidating scowl you always wear.” She points to his face. 
“And when she comes in,” Lucian adds, “Smile at her, make her feel welcome.” 
Joel listens back and forth as the two of them give him advice on how to behave when the girl finally arrives. Compliment her. But be sincere. Impress her with your whit. But be gentle. But above all, you must control your temper. 
It’s almost overwhelming, he can feel anger and embarrassment flooding through his body. He’s about to demand they stop when the door opens. He holds his breath, standing up straight, but then it’s only Horace’s portly figure that emerges over the threshold. 
“Where is she?” Joel demands. 
“Well, you see,” Horace begins, “Circumstances being what they are….” He trails off, taking a deep breath and steeling himself for the wrath he knows he’s about to be on the receiving end of, “She’s not coming.” 
“What?” Joel speaks calmly, although there is rage flowing through his veins, threatening to bubble over at any time. 
Before he really knows what he’s doing, he’s stomping, feet heavy, from the dining hall. He can feel everyone else following being him, but all he can focus on is how rude this girl is being. Beautiful, but the most stubborn woman he’s ever met, and he’s known her for less than a day. How dare she refuse him? He should have left her where she was to rot in the tower. 
There is a pounding at the door, so fierce you’re surprised it doesn’t break, “You were told to come down to dinner!” 
You look towards Madame Audra who has fear in her eyes, imploring you to placate whoever the man is currently shouting at you, but you can’t. He’s taken your freedom; you won’t let him control you as well. 
“I’m not hungry!” 
“You come out right now, or I will break down this door!” 
Unbeknownst to you, it isn’t just the master on the other side of the door, but Mrs Thompson, Lucian and Horace too. They’re all looking at each other, knowing that the talk they’d had with Joel in the dining hall has been forgotten, his anger taking over as it always does. They’re all trying to convince each other to talk, through knowing looks, surely one of them can help salvage this situation. 
It is Lucian who takes the initiative, “Master, I could be wrong,” He rubs his hands together in front of him, his own nervous habit showing through, “But that probably isn’t the best way to win the girls affections.” 
“Please, just attempt to be a gentleman.” Horace adds, making sure he’s standing behind Lucian, so he has a chance to escape if Joel feels the need to take his anger out on anyone.
“How can I when she’s being so difficult?!” Joel hisses, pointing towards the door. 
“Just ask her nicely,” Mrs Thompson implores, “Don’t demand.” 
Joel takes a deep breath and turns back to the door, the three pairs of eyes trained on his back as he digs deep and tries to remember what it means to be a gentleman, though he’s not been one for some time. 
“Will you come down to dinner?” 
The answer is almost instant, “Absolutely not.” 
Horace is already trying to tame Joel’s frustration when he turns back around to them, “Gentle, be suave, my Lord.” 
Another sigh, and another turn back to the door, his voice strained, trying to control his anger to destroy something from the rejection, “It would give me great pleasure if you would join me for dinner, please.” He speaks through gritted teeth, not quite believing that he is the one begging when she was the one who trespassed. 
“No thank you!” You call back through the door. 
“You can’t stay in there forever!” 
“Yes I can!” 
“Fine!” Joel shouts, “THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND STARVE!” He bellows at the top of his lungs, turning around to his servants who are cowering across the hall from him, “If she doesn’t eat with me, then she doesn’t eat at all!” 
He stalks off back down the corridor, slamming the door at the end of it shut behind him. Madame Audra leaves the girl’s room, looking to her fellow servants before shaking her head. She’s not quick enough in closing the door, because all four of them can hear the racking sobs coming from the room. 
“Well, that went terribly.” Mrs Thompson muses, wanting nothing more than to storm into the girl’s room and embrace her. 
“Lucian, you stay right here,” Horace directs, slipping right into his role as head of the household in a crisis, “If she attempts to leave, you inform me immediately,” He runs a hand over his greying beard, “We need to be careful with this, she’s a firecracker, and anymore wrong moves and he’ll have her right back up in the cell,” Then he turns to Mrs Thompson and Madame Audra, “Household meeting in the kitchens.” 
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"You haven’t tried to kill or degrade me, and you're cute too!”
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        Very curious! Low ranked demon! GN! (Y/N) x Aizetsu.
        (Y/N) has absolutely no memory of their human life.
        Chōrō is an original OC for plot purposes!
        (Y/N) eats human food to gain energy!
        (Y/N) has her own original breathing but it doesn't go into detail!
        (Y/N)'s demon life is similar to one for one of my Demon Slayer OC's (that I may or may not add onto Tumblr one day; still deciding).
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        It must’ve been a few months since I’ve been a demon. I don’t know much about my human life, but I was once a demon slayer who killed demons. I was a tsuchinoe with much to learn, but I created my own breathing; Celestial Breathing.
        I was a stubborn and honest person. I followed what I believed was right and I did my best to help others, even if it didn’t always work out—at least, that’s what my human friends say.
        I visit this old lady, Chōrō, often. She gives me human food since it replenishes my energy instead of blood. My human friends are demon slayers, but they won’t kill me. I’m a exception to the slayer corps, just like my little demon friend Nezuko is. 
        I hide in big trees and warehouses in the day, but I usually go to Chōrō; she is very kind and lets me hide in her house. 
        I am a demon with no rank, a demon that could easily be killed if wanted since I have no name or significant importance. I help give the best information I can about That Man and the Uppermoons to the demon slayers, but once I no longer have connections with them, I am of no use.
        Death doesn’t bother me—I would enjoy it. I don’t want to be a demon. I don’t like having to hide from the sun, fight other demons, run from the humans, find a way to get money, or avoid the pretty glowing purple trees. But I don’t want to submit easily—it’d be insulting. 
        I don’t have any important relation with the Demon King. The last time I saw him, I was in the infinity castle, but I don’t know why. He explained what I was and what I had to do, then set me free in the world. I'm certain he was the one that turned me, but I'm unsure why.
        So far, I have run into three Upper Moons; one, two, and three. I don’t like Upper Moon One—he gave me a surprise test and was very mean to me, saying that I was a imposter and had no use, so I dislike him very much. 
        The second Upper Moon is very… special. He’s weirdly animated, loud, and a bit annoying, but I am on better terms with him then with Upper Moon One. He helps me train, honing my swordsmanship skills and Blood Demon Art (which appears to be my Celestial Breathing). 
        I only saw Upper Moon Three once, but he seems like a very irritable person, and I have a problem with people who like to berate me.
        I really like the animals in the world. I think my favorite is the wolf. They’re a little mean to me, but they don’t attack me, they just growl at me. However, sometimes when I stay very still and avoid eye contact, they will come over and sniff me. I will carefully hold a finger out and they’ll allow me to pet their muzzle. Sometimes they bite my fingers, but I understand they're just scared of me like how I am of humans.
        I also really like pandas. Pandas are fluffy and big. I can lay down on them. I really like to hold bamboo up and feed them. I ate the bamboo once—it wasn’t good. I don’t understand why the pandas like them but it’s okay because they’re cute and it leaves more for them to eat.
        Yes, I like pandas. I like to lay on them too. I’m laying on one now! His name is Boo. I probably won’t ever see him again, but I enjoy his company, and he doesn’t seem to mind mine, so we’re friends. 
        I was laying on his stomach as he ate a stick of bamboo, grabbing another stick nearby and waiting for him to finish his food, then holding it out in front of him.
        “Do you want more?” I questioned.
        He made a funny noise. I don’t speak panda. I assume it was a yes because he took the stick and starting chewing on it. 
        “You’re feeding the panda?” a voice questioned in front of me. 
        I tilted my head back to it’s original position, seeing a demon in front of me. It wore a blue stash, having coco skin and very pretty blue eyes. It had horns sticking out of its hair that was messy and black. It was also worth noting he had this purple vein-like pattern on his forehead. They looked and sounded like a guy; he was cute, but he looked sad.
        “I am! His name is Boo. Would you like to feed him with me?” I questioned, grabbing a stick of bamboo, offering the bamboo to the demon.
        “No thanks…” the demon spoke, his face remained a frown as he looked at me.
        “Boo is very nice, right, Boo?” I questioned, tilting my head backwards to look up and rest my head on his stomach. 
        He made a noise as it took the stick, resuming his meal.
        The demon remained silent, deciding not to talk any further, however he stayed staring at me.
        “Are you okay? You look sad.” I questioned.
        Usually I’m not so kind with demons or people in general, but whenever I see something I like or enjoy—like this panda—a flip is switched in me and I turn almost childish. I’ll regret my actions for this interaction later, but I won’t see this demon again. Besides, at least he’s not trying to fight me.
        “I am sad.” The demon admitted.
        I hummed, thinking. 
        “Would you like to talk about it? I promise I won’t tell anyone. I won’t judge either.” I offered. 
        “No thanks—I don’t think you’d understand.” The demon spoke.
        “I don’t think I’d understand either.” I smiled. “I don’t understand a lot of things around me, but it’s fun to learn. I might not understand you, but I can listen to you. I like it when someone listens to me.” I explained.
        The demon hummed, thinking to himself.
        “Are you a new demon?” he questioned.
        “I am.” I spoke. “I don’t eat humans; I eat human food. I learned that bamboo is not human food.” I informed him. “I suggest not eating the bamboo, it tastes gross, but Boo likes it. I don’t exactly understand Boo...” I spoke, tilting my head up as Boo finished his stalk, making a noise for more.
        “I suppose I could tell you...” The demon sighed, watching as I picked up a nearby bamboo stalk and gave it to Boo. “I am an embodiment of an emotion, so I can only really feel that one emotion. I share a body with six other clones, so they can really upset me sometimes.” The demon explained.
        I nodded, listening intently as I grabbed a bamboo stalk, offering it to him to make him feel better. He shook his head, rejecting the stalk. I shrugged and gave it to Boo.
        “I feel that I understand. Not in this life, but in my human one.” I explained.
        “You can remember your human life?” the demon questioned, seemingly intrigued despite having that frown on his face.
        “Bits and pieces. I get information from others about me sometimes.” I spoke. “I hope you at least feel a little better with me though.” I smiled, offering him another stalk of bamboo (to which he rejected yet again).
        “I still feel sad.” He sighed.
        “Hm…” I hummed, thinking. “What do you like to do?” I questioned. “I like seeing animals, and seeing my friends, and eating human food—human food tastes really good for me, unlike this bamboo.” I explained, then motioned for him to take the bamboo stick (he ignored it). 
        I don’t understand why he won’t accept the bamboo? The bamboo is currently making me happy since I can feed Boo, and I want to share my happiness with this demon. Oh well…
        “I don’t really like much things… I don’t have the free time to do indulge in hobbies.” He spoke.
        “Why not?” I questioned. 
        “I work for the Demon King.” He explained. 
        I nodded, making a mental note as I scooted closer to him, looking into his eyes. He looked at me, seeming to be uncomfortable as he slightly leaned back as I leaned closer.
        His blue eyes said Upper Moon Four, so he's not lying. 
        “I see.” I acknowledged. “That must suck for you—or not!” I quickly spoke, nervous to offend him. “I mean, I wouldn’t quite enjoy having little free time, but I respect it if that’s what you enjoy.” I smiled, offering him a stalk of bamboo as an apology.
        “I suppose it could be worse.” He hummed, then rejected the bamboo stick.
        I nodded, not seeing the conversation going anywhere else as I crawled back to my spot, leaning back and giving Boo the bamboo instead.
        “We don’t know each other’s names.” I pointed out. 
        “What’s the point of exchanging names? We’ll probably never see each other again. How sad…” he sighed.
        “Then let’s make sure to meet up again, so it's not sad!” I smiled. “I mean, you’re fun to talk to, you haven’t tried to kill or degrade me, and you're cute too!” I admitted.
        “Huh… cute…” He muttered, testing it out, as if not believing it.
        “Yeah.” I confirmed, then looked up at the stars. “So, would you uh… like to meet here tomorrow night?” I questioned nervously.
        Why is my heart beating so fast? It’s just a question. I thought to myself.
        The demon hummed, thinking to himself. “I supposed it wouldn’t hurt…”
        “Great, it’s settled!” I exclaimed, happy to know I’ve made a friend with a powerful being as I stood up. “My name is (Y/N), it’s been lovely talking to you.”
        “I’m Aizetsu.” The demon, Aizetsu, spoke.
        “Here, have this bamboo stalk. It’s a promise that you’ll see me again.” I spoke, then realized how stupid that’d be. “Y-you don’t have to keep if it you don’t want…”
        Aizetsu looked down at the stick and me, then finally taking it from my hands.
        “(Y/N)…” he tested the name out, having my full attention. “Thank you for making me feel less sad and…” he paused, then spoke. “I think you’re cute too…” he spoke, the frown remaining on his face, but I didn’t need to see a smile to understand that he also enjoyed our time spent together.
        He walked back into the forest from where he came from, leaving me and Boo alone.
        I immediately whirled around at Boo, excited as I let out a little giggle. “Did you see how cute he was? His eyes were so pretty! And he had such a handsome voice. His personality was so relaxing and adorable!” I gushed, running up to the panda and laying on him. “You agree, don’t you?” I questioned, giving him a stick of bamboo.
        He let out a noise that showed he agreed, as he does with most things I say.
        I like a lot of things in this world. I like the human food, the animals, the clothes, the stars, the old lady Chōrō, and the blue demon named Aizetsu.
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ctitan98official · 4 months
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@the-night-owl-blr : Gello! Sooooo Y/n is toying around with the potions again and she "accidentally" drank another potion BUT instead of having her personality change I want her voice to change, like into something deep, Corpse husband deep and i wanna see the R8 ladies reaction to it. (Im very much inlove with your vlog do I might request/ask often)
Haha! That’s a good idea! So glad you enjoy my blog :) Read the post this ask is talking about here! Reader, as usual, is gender neutral. Let’s get into it!
Y/N: *Once again messing around in Miranda’s lab*
Miranda: *Keeping a close eye on Y/N as she works, doesn’t want a repeat of the personality swap potion incident, gave Y/N some busy work to keep them occupied* Now, Y/N. You keep organizing those nuts and bolts… It’s very important to my research.
Y/N: You got it, Mother Miranda! *Picks up the pace of their sorting*
Miranda’s doorbell: *Rings*
Miranda: Damn it! I think that might be my Postmates… Y/N, whatever you do, don’t stop organizing, okay?
Y/N: Yes, Mother Miranda!
Miranda: *Satisfied that Y/N is thoroughly distracted, leaves*
Y/N: *Waits for Miranda to be out of earshot, laughs and rubs their hands together* Now, what kind of chaos can I cause today?
Y/N: *Looks through various experiments, finds a bright green potion, can’t resist drinking the forbidden Gatorade*
Miranda: *Comes back into the lab*
Y/N: *Runs back to their spot quickly, starts sorting the nuts and bolts again*
Miranda: *Stuffs a huge burrito in her face, bits of food fly out of her mouth while she talks* Everything okay in here?
Y/N: *Disgusted, nods their head*
Miranda: *Satisfied, snarfs her burrito*
Y/N: *Trying to see if they feel any different, annoyed when nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, decides to just call it a day and head home* Mother Miranda, I’m gonna go back to the castle now. *Voice is like 3 times lower than it normally is, eyes widen in surprise*
Mother Miranda: *Stares at Y/N, loud eating halts, rice and chicken smeared all over her face* Y/N? What’s wrong with your voice?
Y/N: *Totally freaked out, starts inching towards the door so Miranda doesn’t find out what they did* Oh… Um, I think it’s just a head cold. Bye now!
Miranda: *Narrows her eyes at Y/N, wipes her mouth, grabs Y/N by the arm to keep them from leaving, rolls her eyes* Aww. Poor little thing. You don’t mind if I give you a quick check-up do you?
Y/N: *Cringes* U-um, I’m totally fine, Mother Miranda! I’m gonna go home and eat some soup!
Miranda: *Pushes Y/N into a chair and ties them up* I know you took one of my potions again, you little idiot! Which one was it? I want to make sure your eyeballs don’t pop out of their sockets or something.
Y/N: *Horrified, yells* Why do you have a potion that can do that?!
Miranda’s front door: *Bursts open to reveal the Dimi sisters*
Cass: Y/N! Grab your shit we’re taking you home!
Miranda: Girls! We’re in the lab!
The Dimi sisters: *Swarm to where Y/N and Mother Miranda are*
Bela: *Takes one look at Y/N tied up, sighs* What did they do this time, Mother Miranda?
Miranda: *Glaring at Y/N* They took another one of my potions, but they won’t tell me which one.
Dani: I’ll take care of this! *Mercilessly tickles Y/N’s sides* Tell us what we want to know!
Y/N: *Busts out laughing in a deep man’s voice* Haha! Stop it, Dani! I’m gonna piss myself!
The Dimi sisters: *All freeze at what they just heard*
Dani: Wow! Can you do the “Luke, I am your father.” line?! PLEEEEAASSEEE!
Y/N: *Laughs* Luke, I am your father!
Cass and Dani: *Very impressed, clap their hands in approval*
Bela: *Rolls her eyes*
Miranda: *Doesn’t get the reference* You sired a child named Luke?!
The Dimi sisters and Y/N: *Turn to Miranda in outrage* You uncultured swine!
Miranda: *Surprised by the visceral reaction, groans* You know what? All of you get out of my lab. Y/N, if you haven’t become violently ill by now you’ll probably be fine.
Cass: *Cuts Y/N out of the chair*
The Dimi sisters and Y/N: *Start heading home*
Dani: *Keeps making Y/N say funny things in their new voice*
The Dimi sisters and Y/N: *See Donna out for a walk*
Bela: *Giggles and whispers a bad pick-up line for Y/N to tell Donna*
Y/N: *Smiles and nods*
Donna: *Sees the group and walks over to say hello* Good evening, everyone.
The Dimi sisters: *Say hello*
Y/N: *Grins at Donna* Your hand looks heavy… Can I hold it for you?
Donna: *Has a bit of an involuntary fit, cheeks burning* Y/N, w-why would you s-say that! And what’s w-wrong with your v-voice?!
Y/N: *Laughs* Some stupid potion I took at Mother Miranda’s. No big deal though.
Donna: *Asks something non-intelligible because she’s so quiet*
Y/N: *Raises on eyebrow* Sorry, what did you say?
Donna: *Blushes harder, but repeats her question, louder this time* W-would you s-sing “That’s Amore”? *Squeaks in embarrassment and hides her face in her hands*
Y/N: Oh! I know that song! *Clears their throat* When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore!
Donna: *Immediately faints from the ASMR tingles*
The Dimi sisters and Y/N: *Look at each other and shrug, the group makes a detour to drop Donna off at her house*
Angie: *Fucking shocked*
The Dimi sisters and Y/N: *Finally get back home*
Y/N: You three go in and tell your mother we’re home. I’ve got a surprise for Alci! *Chuckles and runs off*
A few minutes later
Y/N: *Kicks the door to Alcina’s bedroom open, wearing a cowboy hat, starts singing* Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low!
Alcina: *Alarmed because she heard a man-thing’s voice, smacks Y/N through a wall*
Y/N: *Groans, lying in the rubble, rubs their head* Alci! It’s me!
Alcina: How dare you call me by that name! Only my spouse is allowed to call me that! *Unsheathes her claws*
Y/N: *Takes off the cowboy hat, holds their hands up in surrender* Alci, babe, it’s me, Y/N! *Shows that they’re wearing their wedding ring*
Alcina: *Eyes widen* Y/N? What happened to you?! Why do you sound like this?!
Y/N: *Dusts themself off, stands up* Well, I took another potion at Miranda’s, hehe… But hopefully it will wear off soon!
Alcina: *Snarls, picks Y/N up by the collar* You buffoon! Now you’re in trouble!
Y/N: *Gulps, scared* Um, is there going to be a punishment or something??
Alcina: *Smirks* Yes! It’s been so long since I’ve had someone with a deep voice to sing a duet with. You’re going to sing whatever I tell you to!
Y/N: That doesn’t sound too bad!
The next morning
Y/N: *Voice is completely gone, Alcina’s still making them sing, about to pass out*
Alcina: *Lounging in her bed, smoking a cigarette* One more verse of “I got rhythm”, draga!
Y/N: *Falls on the floor face-first*
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darlingshane · 2 years
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In Other Words, I Miss Us
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Frank Castle x F!Reader
Rating: Explicit // Warnings: Angst, Smut, Mention of Body Image Issues, Mention of Scars. // Word Count: 3,492
Summary –  As lovely as it is having him home, it still doesn’t feel right that he has to leave right after that. Living like this has been really frustrating for you. You’re happy that he’s alive and to have your husband back, of course. But somehow it was easier when you didn’t know he had survived. It sounds terrible to say it like that, but you just want him home, so you can put your lives back up together.
A/N: This is a second part to – In Other Words, Until I die, but it can be read as a stand-alone.
- You can read below or at AO3.
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It takes a great amount of restraint on Frank’s part not to visit more often after that night you found out he was alive. All he desires is to be with you and Lisa for good. And while he enjoys all those little moments– it's never enough. Every time he leaves, he almost breaks every bone of his hand, smacking his palm on the steering wheel for the lack of anything to direct all his pent-up anger.
He needs a new target, and needs it soon.
He's set up some gym equipment in the basement, and uses that for training, but mostly to unload that rage. The punching bag has become his favorite. It knocks him right out after a good boxing session.
You've noticed his banged up knuckles. He had seen you looking away, and biting your lip in contempt. He can't bring himself to touch you or kiss you for more than two seconds, because he's afraid you'd discover everything that he's done. There are marks on his body that map out his recent activities, and he doesn't want you to know about those.
The situation is far from ideal for any of you, and he exclusively blames himself for it.
He’s only  comfortable enough coming by the house at night, before Lisa's bedtime. He watches her eat her dinner, encouraging her when she refuses to eat her veggies. More than once he's ended up with his beard sprinkled on mashed potatoes or yogurt, cause she finds it hilarious right now to blow a raspberry with food in her mouth. She doesn't do it to you as often, cause you don't find it as funny as Frank does. And the more he laughs, the more she repeats her bit.
Regardless of her shenanigans, It brings you so much joy and delight to see father and daughter bonding. She asks about him constantly, and lights up every time he comes around.
Tonight, however, there's none of that. Lisa has been particularly defiant since you picked her up from daycare after work. You fear she's entering the famous terrible twos, and proof is that she's already testing your limits and patience, discovering on her own what she can get away with and what she can't. She's sweet, most of the time, but also really smart for you to handle alone. She's already learned how to make herself cry, and you can see right through it when she does it.
Frank can't.
There's no bulletproof vest thick enough to protect him from those pouts, and crocodile tears jumping out of those same doe-eyes she got from him. Halfway through her meal, she ends up settled on his lap instead of her high chair, cause he couldn’t bear seeing her wailing like it was the end of the world. At least he’s managed to feed her some apple slices after all the drama. Because, right now, the main issue is lunch and dinner. She's become a very picky eater, and you have to get creative when feeding her vegetables and fruits. Which she used to love. Now, if it doesn't come in the form of a smoothie, or hidden in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, she just won't eat them.
You clean up the mess in the kitchen while he gets her ready for bed, giving her a bath and reading her one of her favorite books.
As lovely as it is having him home, it still doesn’t feel right that he has to leave right after that. Living like this has been really frustrating for you. You’re happy that he’s alive and to have your husband back, of course. But somehow it was easier when you didn’t know he had survived. It sounds terrible to say it like that, but you just want him home, so you can put your lives back up together.
Right now, you feel like you're still holding your breath for something to happen.  
She’s still half-awake when you go upstairs. He has her resting on his chest, while he holds the book that he’s reading.
“Good night, sweetie,” you kiss her head, and she smiles behind her pacifier.
You watch them for a moment before letting him have his precious time with her.
In the monitor settled in your nightstand, you then see him settling her down and tucking her in bed after she's out. He keeps his eyes on her for a few more minutes while she sleeps before turning off the light, and walking towards your room.
“You do this every night?” Frank rasps, tiredly, walking up to you from behind.
“It's not always like that, but yeah,” you glance timidly over your shoulder, opening the clasp of the necklace around your neck that holds Frank's wedding band.
“Is it because of me?”
“No, it's just a phase. I hope.”
“I’m sorry I left you alone to deal with all this.”
“You’ve already said that, Frank.”
“Bears repeating,” he exhales, “it’s not fair to you.”
“No, it isn’t.” You turn around and take hold of his hand to slide his ring back where it belongs.
He stares at that same finger with apprehension for a beat, before dipping to press a chaste kiss on your lips.
You sigh and hug him, kissing him back, slowly, reveling in on those little moments with him, no matter how long or how short.
“Mommy,” Lisa’s little voice protests out of the monitor’s speaker.
“I gotta…” you part from him, and swallow.
“Yeah, go,” he clears his throat, and watches you go take care of Lisa before she starts crying.
“What’s up, baby?” You turn on her night light.
“Binky,” she rubs one of her eyes.
“You lost your binky?” She nods, and you check all the way around the bed, and find her pacifier tucked between the covers.
“There you go, sweetie,” after giving it back, Lisa holds onto you, and you curl up with her, soothing her back to sleep.
By the time you return to your room, Frank is slipping into his coat. He then removes his ring, and holds it up to you, “you should keep it, sweetheart.”
“But it's yours, that's why I gave it to you,” you cross your arms against your stomach, refusing to take it back.
“Just for a lil longer, would you?”
He can tell something has snapped inside you in the last few minutes before hearing you say, “I… I don't think I can anymore, Frank.”
Maybe you're being completely irrational right now, but you hate having to watch him come and go like this. And you despise being the keeper of a ring that only reminds you of two things, the day you married him, and the day you got it back when they told you he was dead. Those two memories shouldn't go hand in hand like that. Especially since he's not dead and you two aren't truly married anymore. No matter if you feel it in your heart, to the rest of the world, you're a widow. And it's really taking a toll on you acting the part.
He looks down, spinning the gold band between his fingers, unsure of what to say next.
“Maybe I should've stayed dead.”
You bite the inside of your cheek, having tears threatening to pour out of your eyes.
“Haven't been a good husband to you, have I?”
“You have,” you manage to say, holding back a sob.
“I haven't. I can see how frustrated you're with me, baby… and how complicated I'm making things for you two. Just say the word and I won't come back until it's safe.”
“Frank,” it comes out watery out of your throat, “yeah, it hasn't been a walk in the park but… is that what you want? You want me to make that decision for you, and keep you away from your daughter?”
He shakes his head, and gazes at you, “all I want is to stay here forever with you and her.”
“Then why don't you? Why can't we just take off, just the three of us, and drive somewhere nobody knows you?”
“We'll never be truly free if we do that. If I leave… they'll win. They need to pay for what they've done. ”
“Are you any closer to finding them?” The concept of someone in the shadows presenting a threat to you and your family, if they knew Frank is still alive, somehow still escapes you, and terrifies you. And the fact that Frank seems more scared than you do is what most worries you.
“Sorta… uh, I'm going to see a friend in a coupla days in Kentucky. He might have some answers.”
“Okay,” you exhale; exhausted, confused, and sad.
“I'll call you before leaving, yeah?” he tentatively cups your face with a hand.
You shake your head on his palm.
“No?”
“Uh-uh. I don't want you to go,” you stubbornly express.
“Sweetheart…” he sighs, breaking his touch from you, to hold onto his own hand instead, “I gotta. Have no other choice.”
“I mean now. I want you to stay tonight. With me. Please?” He looks down anxiously, tapping his index finger on his opposite hand, “Frank. I’m begging you here. I shouldn’t have to.”
“No, you shouldn’t.”
“I miss you, babe,” you smooth his beard and slide your palms on either side of his neck, confessing, “I miss kissing you, and touching you… and I miss us… don’t you remember how we were before all this?”
“I do, sweetheart… that’s all I think about,” he timidly glances at you, and places his hands on your hips.
“You know what I'm asking?” you say, shy, pulling his head down to have his forehead leaning against yours.
He simply nods in your hold.
“Be my husband, Frank. Even if it's just for tonight,” you cautiously move your hands down, gliding in the small room between his body and yours until reaching the hem of his Henley.
Following that same slow approach, your fingers slip underneath the fabric to capture the toned shape of his torso on the plane of your palms, “What do you say… would you let me take care of you?”
He swallows the lump in his throat, feeling the heaviness, and warmth, of your simple touch on his stomach, spreading through the rest of his body like he had been touch-starved. He wishes he was strong enough to resist the effect you have on him. It makes him weak at this hour, and can't help but let your hands smooth his flesh before tentatively undoing his belt and fly.
“Sweetheart…” he mumbles, looking down at your hand stroking him over his underwear.
“What?” your cheeks heat up, feeling him swell in the curl of your hand, “you want me to stop?”
“No. Not at all,” his lips curve nervously, moving his hands to frame your face instead. He pulls his head upright, and presses a kiss to your forehead, shutting his eyes while you continue.
His mind clouds completely when you slip your hand under the fabric to meet the skin of his taut erection. His tip is wet already, and you use those drops to pump him all the way down and up.
You hear him hum, sigh, and mutter something under his breath you can't quite figure out.
Coming alive with every stroke, his heart races, pumps in his chest like he hadn't felt in months.
Becoming putty in your hands, he allows you to mold him, and guide him backwards in the direction of the bed, until the back of his legs hit the mattress.
“Sit,” you remove your hand off his cock, and he obeys.
You stay on your feet, and push his jacket off his shoulders. Then, you grab the hem of his shirt to pull it off him, but he stops your hands for a second before you can do so.
“You sure you wanna do this?” he asks.
You nod.
Frank hesitantly releases your hands, and you slowly peel his shirt off, having his arms go up, so you can slip it off completely.
You're about to do the same with yours when you catch a glimpse of his torso, adorned with an assortment of scars you haven't seen before. You had seen his knuckles, and part of the cut on his forearm when he rolled his sleeves up. But this obviously too much for one person to handle, even for Frank. As tough as he is, you wonder how he's still alive.
The look on your face right now, the one you're not aware of doing, is the reason he didn't wanna show you.
“You're a fucking miracle,” it's the only thing that you can think of. You don't have any religious beliefs, but someone above is clearly looking over your husband, and you're grateful for that.
You trace tenderly one healed cut on his shoulder with your pointer finger, and the crease of his brow deepens.
“I'm sorry. I didn't mean to…” you mumble, and exhale, getting a grip of yourself, “did I ruin the moment?”
“You didn't ruin anything, baby. I just didn't wanna worry you.”
“A little late for that,” you rest your hands on his shoulders for a beat, while you muster some courage to take off your own top.
He observes the way you timidly pull it over your head, as if it was the first time you were showing your half-bare self to him. You haven't had the luxury of taking better care of yourself lately, so you're not nearly as in shape as he is. It makes you a little self-aware, and you ball your shirt in your hands, using it as a shield to mask your lower abdomen.
The first time he saw you naked was much different than this, though. It was probably during your fourth or fifth date that you were just heavily making out on his couch in his old bachelor pad. One thing led to another, and suddenly you were skin to skin, all over the other, without any worry of having to look perfect.
“Don't hide from me, beautiful.” Frank notices and grabs the shirt from your hands, tossing it aside.
Then, he grabs your waist, pulling you closer, so he can kiss your stomach. His lips bounce off your skin repeatedly, letting the thick hairs of his beard tickle your nerves. It makes your lips curve up, and it brings back those old flutters in your tummy.
You hold his head, petting his luscious mop of hair, while he continues nibbling your skin all over for a while, letting his hands mold the sides of your curves and ass slowly.
When he pulls back, his head leans backwards,  and locking eyes with you, he grabs the hem of your leggings on your sides, and pulls them down along with your underwear.
You step out of those and slip your bra as well, while he removes his boots and the rest of his clothes covering his bottom half.
You’re climbing onto his lap before he can slip his second foot out his pants. You push him backwards against the mattress and seize his mouth with passion. He chuckles at the urgency of your lips, as you drag your hips closer to his crux to feel his hardness.
His hands immediately land on your ass, pressing you harder, as your folds become more slick at the relentless rubbing of your sex against his.
The friction quickly warms up your bodies, and when you're ready, you part from his lips and lean slightly backwards to grab his dick and guide it into your opening.
Adjusting your hips, you sink onto his cock, having him stretch your tender walls with a little difficulty as they involuntary contract at the sudden breach. You try again, taking a deep breath, and put all your focus on relaxing those muscles to smooth down nicely along his throbbing shaft.
“Good girl,” he rumbles, making you huff, as you settle your palms on his chest.
He grips at your hips that start rolling slowly back and forth, and holds your gaze, utterly taken away by how much he has missed feeling and seeing you like this.
When you start panting, he moves one of his hands between your legs to aid the need of your clit to be stimulated at the same time.
Your whole body shudders, sensually swinging faster on top of his.
The pressure and sweet ooze of your walls wrapped around him make it harder for him to keep himself from coming. It's been a long time since he's had you like this. Too long. And to be honest, the constant vigilance and looking over his shoulder doesn't give him much time to relieve himself using his hand. He's done it, sure, but not as much as he'd like to. At this moment, there's nothing greater than you fucking him like this.
He focuses on rubbing your clit furiously to delay the inevitable for a little longer.
When he feels that your legs are starting to give up, he bends up and gingerly switches places with you. Settling you down on your back, he picks up the pace with the desperate drive of his hips that makes you moan louder.
He kisses you to capture the vibrations of your delicious hum around his tongue.
One of his hands squeezes your thigh, grabbing a fistful of your flesh when he's about to come. You can tell, and so can he, by the way his cock aches and begs for a release. You're not better. He's taken you so fast to that hot edge, that you're about to explode at any moment.
“Frank, baby… ” you whine against his lips.
“Shh, shh… I know, sweetheart.”
The last stretch is just torture, he pushes sharply, slamming your hips as you claw for dear life onto his sides, marking your nails on his rib cage.
Frank announces he's about to come, and a second after his seed spurts all over your walls, as you capture the loud grunt that comes out of the mouth of your husband on your lips.
You feel his fingers sinking deeper into your skin for a moment as the orgasm runs all over his body.
“I'm sorry,” he says breathlessly, going limp on top of you.
“It's okay, Frank.”
“Uh-uh,” he mumbles, “give me a moment. I'm gonna make it up to you.
You smile, sliding your hand up to his nape, combing his sweaty curls between your fingers.
He's still hard inside when he starts moving again, utterly sluggish, for a long moment while he catches his breath. Then, he rises from his position to kneel partially, leaving a big room between you and him, so he can use his fingers on you.
Fast and furious, he works your swollen nub like his life depended on it, while he slowly thrusts.
You squirm beneath him, grip at his arms, as he quickly takes you to the boiling point again.
“That's it, come for me, baby,” he encourages, “you're almost there.”
You finally moan at his name, having your hips trembling and your walls clutching to his cock when you come undone.
He slips carefully out of you as the mixture of both dampens your thighs and the covers underneath.
Settling together lazily, on your side, face to face, pulling the covers over you, he sweetly kisses your lips, letting his fingers dance at your back.
“God, I missed you so damn much, baby,” he sighs, and you smile at his words.
“Do you ever think of me?”
“I think about you all the time,” his hand moves to softly trace your jaw with his fingers.
“You know what I mean… when you're alone.”
“Oh,” his mouth bashfully grins between his bushy beard, “I do, but it's not something that I often do.”
“No? Have you… been with anybody else?” you can't help but wonder.
“Who would I be with, baby? You're my wife.”
“Well, technically we're not married anymore… and you haven't answered my question. I'm not mad if you did, I just wanna know. ”
“No, sweetheart. You're it. I'd never do what we just did with someone that isn't you, even if we're not married. Got it?”
You nod, petting his beard with both hands.
“Listen, I…” he pauses, swallows, “if something happens to me… I want you to find someone else, you don't need my permission, but I know you and–”
“Frank,” you interrupt, choking up at his words, “nothing is gonna happen to you… you're gonna come back to be with me and Lisa… you've promised, and if you don't, it'll be me coming after you, got it?”
“I, so, got it, baby.”
He holds you closely for a while and makes love to you twice more. He marches before the sun rises  to find a way to keep his promise and return home for good.
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kingedmundsroyalmurder · 10 months
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Blue Castle Chapters 16 and 17
“It is a pity to gather wood-flowers. They lose half their witchery away from the green and the flicker. The way to enjoy wood-flowers is to track them down to their remote haunts—gloat over them—and then leave them with backward glances, taking with us only the beguiling memory of their grace and fragrance.”
I’m starting in the middle, but with how often Cissy gets compared to flowers in chapter 16 this quote seems particularly meaningful. It’s Valancy quoting John Foster, but it also feels like a comment on Cissy going into the wider world and being ruined by heartbreak and illness. More generally this story seems fairly firmly on the side of ‘nature and freedom good, repressive society bad’ and picking a wildflower to watch it die in a flower vase is a good summation of that theme.
And Valancy is blossoming herself now that she is away from the suffocation of her family. In their post on chapter 15 @thesweetnessofspring pointed out the irony in Mrs. Stirling saying that the greatest happiness was to live life in loving service of others and then proceeding to flip out when Valancy went to do just that. Because Valancy is indeed going out to provide a service to others, she is doing it with love in her heart, and she is wildly, blissfully happy doing so. We’re shown that it’s not just the freedom from her family that she likes. She enjoys keeping house. She enjoys cooking for the household. She enjoys helping Cissy and taking care of her and feeling needed.
There is a lot of people-as-gardens/plants symbolism in this book in general. And how both people and plants thrive when they’re given what they need and suffer when they’re not. Valancy’s rosebush is physically healthy under the Stirling’s care, but it doesn’t bloom, just as Valancy herself was fed and clothed and taken to the doctor as needed but spiritually crushed. Abel Gay’s garden was neat and well cared for when Cissy was well, but has been neglected since she stopped being able to care for it, just as Cissy herself has faded away once people stopped caring for her. People, like plants, need care but they need the right kind of care. Too much attention can be just as detrimental as too little, when it’s the wrong kind of attention.
The second running theme in these two chapters is, of course, that now that Valancy has gotten a taste of speaking her mind she is finding that she rather likes it. And, unlike the Stirlings, Abel Gay likes it when she does so. It’s not said openly, but I get the impression that Cissy also appreciates Valancy’s bluntness and sass. Ironically, the fact that the Stirlings so smothered and terrified Valancy probably contributed a great deal to the fact that no one courted her or asked to marry her. If she had been allowed to be anything other than meek and downtrodden, she might well have had a better social life and marital prospects, even if she’s not classically beautiful like Olive.
Unrelated side observation: Where did Valancy learn to cook? My understanding was that Mrs. Stirling did the cooking in their household. Did they actually trade off and take turns, or does Valancy just have a knack for it? Certainly she wouldn’t have learned to cook flavorful food at her mother’s house, so maybe she’s just good at it.
Second unrelated side observation: This is so far my vote for funniest line in the book: “ And I’m not going to have you tracking mud all over a floor I’ve just scrubbed. You must use the scraper whether you consign it to perdition or not.”
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Howdy! If you’re still into Eah, I was curious to hear some of your mad hatter and Good king headcanons! (Together or separate doesn’t matter to me!) I read your good king/Mad hatter Writing and I liked it a lot! thank you!
Hello! I am very much still into ever after high, not to worry, I've simply been overtaken by a new hyperfixation(hatchetfield). In my mind this is still meant to be an eah blog for the most part, but I suppose I've been failing to be that lol. For people who like my writing, most of my WIPs are eah, and that's still the main fandom I plan to write for (and I have a lot of WIPs).
okay, onto the headcanons:
Good King:
things I've said before
he would never tell Raven, but he finds dogs a bit too smelly and drool-y (no, I'm not over him getting her a puppy for her sixth birthday [nor am I over what happened to said puppy])
passionate lover of ice cream
when he goes "fishing" he's really just reading books on a boat 90% of the time, but he still does it because Raven worries that he doesn't leave the house enough
was a decent hero-in-training until Legacy Day when his destiny was revealed and then no one expected him to do well anymore so he didn't bother (definitely by choice, not because he was dispirited by the lack of support, what are you taking about, this definitely isn't a sore point, pff-)
secretly a little shit(affectionate) but only in private and with the people he trusts
Mad Hatter:
is very courteous to Earl Grey, referring to him as "sir" (or Oh, Mouse, in true Wonderlandian fashion)
thinks that Raven is adorable, much to her confusion and consternation (he keeps saying it because he finds it amusing how flustered she gets)
understands more than people give him credit for (just because he mainly speaks Riddlish does not mean that he doesn't have working ears) and is actually privy to all the Book End gossip through overhearing customers conversations, though he'd never tell a soul most of what he hears (unless it's his partner)
deeply empathetic to the point of over-sensitivity but is very good at hiding it
his hats actually sell quickly, and are considered a rare commodity due to the quarantine of Wonderland (Briar is a frequent customer), but this is often overshadowed by the success of his tea shoppe
as a couple:
own an insane number of cats, who run amok in both Queen Castle and the Mad Hatter's Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe (there's a custom made travel mirror the size of a cat flap connecting the two)
mandate a weekend family teatime where they catch up with their daughters (who occasionally aren't available in person and join via a video call)
the Good King is very good at deciphering the Mad Hatter's Riddlish (which is convenient for gossiping about the residents of Book End)
love spending quiet time together while working on their own separate things
preparing food and drink for each other (and their daughters) is very much their love language
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Hi! looks like requests are open, so can I have a matchup for Obey Me please?
I guess I'll go by 🍰. My pronouns are she/her and I'm pansexual
Appearance: I'm a short, dirty-blonde haired woman (161 cm) and a little on the heavier side 🥲. My hair is usually cut to my shoulders. I like to dress in cute and comfortable clothing, and my friends say I have good taste in fashion. Most of my closet gives cottagecore vibes and my favourite colours are green and pink. I'm half French and half Italian if that's gonna affect my matchup
My MBTI + Enneagram is ISFJ 2w1 and my star sign is Aries, but I'd say I'm VASTLY more chill than the stereotype
Personality and Interests: I like to say I'm a kind and cheerful person, and people just feel at ease talking with me. One thing my friends and family especially likes about me is my smile. They just can't help but feel happy when they see it (allegedly). I mentioned that I was on the heavy side, and that really took a toll on my mental health, especially in my childhood. I had to work so hard to rebuild my self esteem and my own health (kids can be so cruel sometimes. goddamn 😭). I'm happy to say that I'm in a much better place now. I work out because it makes me happy, and I eat healthy for the same reason. I still cannot burn off the stubborn fat though 🥲. My insecurities often get the better of me sometimes, but I try to persevere regardless. My main goal in life is to make people smile, so I want to own a bakery in the future. My family is a strong believer in the power of kindness, so I believe that's how I can uphold that belief. I love making food and my love language is making food for others, especially sweets
Likes: Baking, cooking, sweets, sharing the baked goods I made with my friends and loved ones, anime, video games, clothes
Dislikes: Bullies, confrontation, fake friends, dishonesty, cruelty, spicy food
Hello -🍰! It’s a pleasure to meet you and thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself!
Side note: My hopeless romantic ass couldn’t help but wonder over all the possibilities I could write for you; I hope I can make you smile and have a bit of fun while reading this🥰
I match you with…~
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❥ I can’t even begin to explain just how head over heels he is about you.
❥ I immediately thought Howl’s moving castle vibes.. he manages to find every part of you beautiful, even when you don’t think you are based on conventional standards.
❥ He fawns over the little things you do; to the point where even other demons are shocked with how often he thinks of you instead of himself.
❥ But your smile and laugh leave him with heart eyes.. His heart just wants to pound right out of his chest. He always lets you know how much he loves it! how he’d wish he could seduce you!
❥ As you’ve said, he also find you to be a total ease to be around. He doesn’t feel pressured to have to pose as the figure he has made himself to be and it’s a refreshing break for him. He can just be himself around you; He feels safe ^^
❥ You being the absolute Angel that you are, you’ve never judged him; but instead see him for who he really is. How could he possibly think of anyone else?
❥ Your shopping dates are always fun and eventful. You’re a total doll and he wants nothing more than to just spoil you with outfits. Anything that will make you shine, so he wants you to gain confidence in yourself! And what better way to do that than making you feel like you could take over the world, baby gurl~? ;)
❥ I’d imagine that both of you have a similar way of eating. He works out too, so you can join each other! He’s work out is nothing compared to Beel’s, but that’s the good thing about it; it gets the job done and is very good for the body and mind. Overall, it’s very energizing👍
❥ But you can be open to him with whatever’s on your mind. He’d never brush away your feelings; rather, he always has them in mind. Your always so cheerful that it worries him sometimes if you don’t tell him somethings up.
❥ He himself does it, he doesn’t want to burden others with negative stuff. So both of you come to an understanding and help each other out if you need to let something out of your system.
❥ If you’re feeling insecure about anything, he’ll do anything and everything in his power to make you feel other wise. It doesn’t matter how long it takes, he’ll be by your side every step of the way.
❥ 1000% supports your dream of opening your own bakery! He always takes pictures of everything you make your him; he doesn’t even care if he’s on a diet, he’ll eat and enjoy every last bite of it. If Beel doesn’t get to it first..
❥ And when you open it? It’ll be one of the most sought out bakery in all of Devildom! Your business if gonna boom and your life is set forever! >:D✨
❥ As I e said before, there’s a lot of times where he catches himself thinking about you rather than himself. He loves you, like, a lot! And everyone knows that. But he wants you to know that. You’re precious~
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Aaaahhh! I took too damn long to finish this but I hope you see this and end up liking it! I felt butterflies while writing this, I just hope it doesn’t suck 🥲
Take care and have an amazing day/night -🍰! luv ya~ ♡
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underneath the stars (i'll wait for you)
A sleepy conversation beneath the Sun Tree makes Imogen realize several things. That she loves Laudna is the least surprising revelation of all. (1.4k one-shot) Read on AO3
During dinner at the de Rolo castle is when it really hits Imogen, though she’s been noticing it since the moment Laudna opened her eyes again. It’s hard not to notice, after spending years together. How tired she is, how guarded. Every movement of her muscles is restraint and her eyes dart around, scanning for any danger from each corner. Laudna grabs at her belt and clutches Pâté in her bony hand and holds him tight. While her other hand holds a fork and mindlessly pushes some food around her plate, never taking a bite.
Imogen shudders a breath. Did they make the right call bringing her back? She wanted it to be her choice this time, and in her heart she hopes it was Laudna who chose to come back. And though she's sure that this is what Laudna wants too, seeing her so scared and guarded it becomes impossible not to have a few seeds of doubts.
But the alternative, a world without Laudna…
Imogen swallows down the lump in her throat. In hindsight, Orym calling upon the Tempest had been the right move. This resurrection was the acceptable road; the clean version that would make them honorable mercenaries for saving their friend. But if someone else had offered a hand, if she had to make a pact with a demon, or hell, if Delilah had taken that gnarlrock in exchange for Laudna’s life, Imogen wouldn’t have hesitated for a second. No cost is too great when it comes to Laudna, and she isn’t sure what kind of person that makes her. Maybe protective, but certainly not honorable, and definitely desperate.
Mister jumps in front of her plate and Imogen startles out of her thoughts. He’s swinging around a toy gun and runs crisscross on the table. It is absolute chaos around the dinner table, but Imogen fails to focus on any of it. Her eyes can’t leave Laudna. Afraid that if she looks away, engages with her friends just for a moment, Laudna would disappear again.
Laudna seems to notice, as her eye catches her. Those beautiful, big eyes of her. Usually so full of life, and now they look so scared instead.
“Quite the dinner, right?” Imogen tries for a smile.
When Laudna doesn’t immediately reply, she thinks she couldn’t hear her above the noise and wants to connect to her telepathically to ask again. But then she notices the frown on Laudna’s face, still pondering over the question, and she decides to wait.
Her nails rub on Pâté’s skull in a repetitive pattern and for a flash Imogen sees another Laudna, Matilda, the shadow form of a shy girl playing with her dolls, she has become acquainted with in the other realm.
Laudna’s lips part to say something, but then she holds back. She looks over to Imogen once more and nods her head slightly. Her eyes dart back to her lap, and Imogen’s heart sinks in her chest. She isn’t sure if it’ll ever be the same, but she does know that she has made a promise to Laudna. That whatever holes Delilah has left, she is going to be there to help fill it. Whatever it takes. Whatever Laudna is willing to accept, she will give. Always.
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At Laudna’s request, they camp beneath to the Sun Tree for the night. It’s cold outside, but the warmth radiating from the tree reaches over them like a protective bubble, making it bearable to sleep out in the open.
Chetney and Ashton fall asleep within seconds, while Fearne and Orym are chatting softly like they usually do. It only becomes noticeable when Fearne’s giggle comes through every so often. And even though F.C.G. is a bit further away from her, Imogen knows they have their eyes on her, ready to jump into her dream in a moment’s notice.
But she knows she won’t find rest any time soon. Her mind is moving at the speed of lightning, refusing to slow down. She has a million questions and even more doubts. Hearing about Laudna’s memories over the years was one thing, but today she got to experience them. Nothing could have prepared her for that. No wonder Laudna was so skittish during dinner. On their travels she’s seen glimpses of this side of Laudna too, but never this bad. Memories start flushing back to her mind and even more questions surface.
When did you start calling yourself Laudna instead of Matilda? How awful was it, being thrown back into your most painful memories? Could you hear me during the resurrection ritual? Do you know if Delilah is still present? Are you truly happy you’re brought back, or did you want to have eternal peace instead? It’s okay, I understand either way. I'm sorry for bringing you back to Whitestone. It was the only option left. Will you forgive me for being so selfish, for needing you beside me?
She feels Laudna stir underneath her arm and Imogen holds her breath, afraid even the slightest exhale would wake her up. Laudna’s visage relaxes once more and a slight smile curls on Imogen’s lips. She’s missed this. Curled up together. Being close. Admiring her friend. Wishing her nothing but a blissful sleep with none of the pain and heartache she has been needing to endure for decades.
She remembers when she truly realized watching Laudna was her favorite sight. Just after they made up after their fight. After Yu. Still so fresh, hardly a week ago, and so much has happened since then. It’s hard to comprehend. It’s even harder to comprehend it has taken this long to fully grasp how deep her feelings run for Laudna. She has fallen in love with her best friend, and she’s afraid she’s still standing on the edge, leering over the unknown depths of how much deeper she can fall. And she will. Imogen knows she will take that leap and only fall deeper from here on out, and she knows it’s the last thing Laudna needs, and it wouldn’t even matter. Every day she is going to fall deeper and deeper and it will be the most wonderfully terrifying experience of her life.
Imogen breathes out the swirling thoughts and closes her eyes, trying to find some sleep through it all.
Will you ever be able to access that part of your brain? If not, is it still okay that I do? That I’m only beginning to realize how much I love you? Do you know it’s fine if you can’t love me the same way? That I wouldn’t mind either way? Because I don’t care how I can express it, as long as I’m allowed to love you. As long as we can be together for the rest of our lives. Is that okay? Would you mind?
“What’s keeping you up, darling?” Laudna’s mumbly voice penetrates her thoughts.
Her eyes shoot open and Imogen stares at Laudna, who still looks fast asleep. Though Imogen is sure it wasn't imagined, and suddenly gets worried she accidentally connected with her mentally without realizing. Then again, Imogen doubts she’d look so relaxed if she had. It’s just Laudna looking out for her, as always.
“A lot,” she admits, not daring to link mentally in case any of her thoughts spill over. It’s the last thing Laudna needs, and Imogen has made her peace with that. Though she doesn’t want to keep any secrets from her either. She hesitates for a moment and then adds quietly: “You, mostly.”
Laudna’s eyes flutter open at those words. “You want to talk about it?”
She shakes her head and tucks some hair behind Laudna’s ear. “Not tonight. You need your rest.”
“As do you.”
She shushes her, and it’s all it takes for Laudna’s eyes to droop again.
“Don’t worry about me, Laudna,” she whispers to her, and she feels Laudna curling into her, falling and falling and falling deeper. Deeper asleep. Imogen’s heart aches, feeling the weight of her love she will carry from now on. Maybe one day it’ll be too much and she’ll explode, but she can’t imagine that even being a bad thing, because she knows Laudna will be there to pick up the pieces.
Imogen plants a gentle kiss on Laudna’s temple and nestles inside the nape of her neck. The cold of Laudna’s body feels warm compared to yesterday, and Imogen sighs happily.
“It’s okay,” she mumbles before drifting off, “I can wait.”
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Hi! You saw preg Bowuigi, but may I present to you… preg Mareach ✨
The thought won't leave my mind after I mindlessly drew Mario asking Luigi how is it to be pregnant and then it escalated from there 😔
So! Here's some headcanons (that you can find too in the drawings) for this:
Edit! I deleted the suggestive-y ideas to make it more all viewers-friendly, sorry!
-Mario and Luigi's mamma and uncle are twins, so they have this 'twin gene', and it just so happens that Mario got twins first try and Luigi didn’t.
-Mario has thoughts when seeing his bro expecting, he develops a serious case of baby fever that he refuses to tell anyone about. Like he catches himself thinking about him and Peach expecting and her acting in the overly attentive way that Bowser does, or thinking of a tiny blonde baby with a button nose and blue-sky eyes. He feels a bit guilty about these thoughts.
-Luigi eventually pries the information out of Mario and tries to convince him to talk to Peach about it, that she’d be understanding even if she doesn’t like the idea. Mario’s stubborn and just doesn’t and feels bad for wanting a baby too just because his bro is going to have one.
-To Mario’s surprise (and relief) it’s Peach who mentions the idea of having children (he feels a bit embarrassed that she easily used the exact words he scolded himself for: “I want a baby”), so they shyly entertain the idea.  And they decide they'd like to be parents in the future.
-When Magma (that's the Bowuigi baby's name!) grows and gets to the toddler stage, Mario finally decides that they could start trying.
-(Corny and I pulled this from Deadpool 2 but) He gives the 'green light' to Peach as a sort of anniversary gift and she's so happy she jumps in place and holds him to her chest and rambles about what to name the baby and how they'd look and what they'll do together and– Mario jokingly reminds her that first she's gotta put a baby in him for that to happen.
-Luigi is really excited when Mario and Peach tell him that they’re expecting. He hugs them both and says he can’t wait to finally be an uncle, and that they’ll be great parents.
-Luigi spoils his bro the same way Mario did with him when he was expecting Magma, like baking him treats and his favorite foods whenever they’re at their house and overall being a very good bro.
-Soon Peach arranges a room to make a nursery and plans how it’ll be.
-When they discover it's twins she makes arrangements again to adapt it for two babies, assigning a color to each baby’s things, because she thinks that Mario and Luigi having their signature colors is adorable.
-When they’re back from the doctor after discovering they’ll have twins, they’re both happily thinking about two children. Peach of snuggly wrapped little babies with round noses and brunette hair, and Mario for some reason thinks of two blonde toddlers with matching hats and blue overalls.
-Mario's belly looks big soon and Peach is over the moon because he's so round and handsome.
-He's so shaped.
-Due to almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens being small Mario often loses sight of them, especially when talking to toads. They love to stand close and right in front of him, even if Mario tells them to stand at his side so he can see them. Mario's pretty sure not even the toads can see him over his belly and yet they don't listen.
-Mario lives at Peach's castle but he and Luigi still kinda often stay at their own little house at the outskirts of Toad Town. Luigi sometimes goes by himself or brings some of his children. They like to have some kind of peace apart from their families and the royalness of it all. (Thinking about the fact that Bowser went on a vacation by himself as Junior said once in a game sjdks)
-Peach is very excited for the babies and she always asks for permission to caress his belly and to hold it and to kiss it. She talks a lot to the babies too, even at times holding very long one-sided conversations with them while Mario listens in with an absolutely besotted smile.
-Many nights, when Mario's sprawled on his side with his arms in weird positions and snoring away and Peach's at his back holding him, she mumbles on and on sweet words to her children and her boyfriend, and holds Mario closely.
-Ever since they know he's expecting, Peach randomly suggests baby names to Mario, who shakes his head or actually explains why he doesn't like them. She suggests one day a couple of names just for funsies and to her surprise Mario loves them.
-Peach leaves their bed very early to focus on her royal duties all morning, while Mario's asleep almost until midday surrounded by an insane amount of red and pink pillows.
-Peach eats red power up mushrooms to be able to easily carry Mario around when he gets too tired, that way she doesn't get tired either.
-Late on Mario gets the 'pregnancy brain', he forgets things and sometimes does stupid stuff. Once at their house he dropped a fork, and since it never crossed his mind to ask for help or pick another one from the kitchen cabinet, he ended up stuck in a crouch when trying to reach it, yelling for Luigi to come help him up.
-Donkey Kong and Mario are mean besties, and DK often teases Mario and vice versa. Like DK purposefully drops something and asks in a faux nice voice for Mario to pick it up for him, then does the laugh™ as Mario stares at him unamused.
-DK used to (gently) push Mario to sit in soft furniture and laugh at him for getting stuck. Mario would sulk and cross his arms over his belly until the stupid monkey dignified himself to help him up. Until DK did it one day that Mario had been particularly tired about the pregnancy, and besides the usual reaction he also got misty-eyed and his lower lip wobbled. DK freaked out and couldn't figure out how to console him as Mario silently cried. Peach almost obliterated DK on the spot when she caught them.
-Since then DK isn't as mean with Mario until the babies are born weeks later. Also, he's a bit terrified of Peach now.
-Magma, who's still a toddler, often asks her uncle-mama when the babies are going to come out of his belly so she can meet them.
-They have twin girls! They're identical when they're babies and kids but when they grow older they have more noticiable differences (like height, same as Mario and Luigi and their mom and uncle)
-They’re Nettarina and Mariella. Sadly I don’t care how silly the names are, I like them and so does Mario aksjdksajd
-Mario has strong genes so their babies look a lot more like him than Peach (who’s glad, because she wanted to have two mini Marios!), although he hoped they’d look more like her.
-Mario is already fat and he gets even fatter with the pregnancy.
-The girls (and Magma too) speak fluent italian and english.
And that’s what I have so far! I know i missed some characters that I could have mentioned like Daisy or Toad and others, but maybe I’ll think of them too for another post c:
I hope you liked them, and if you have any other ideas or headcanons feel free to share them, I’d love to know!
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KISS PROMPT FOR KHAN 😈😈😈😈😈😈
frowns really deeply. okay finnnneeeeee mhmgmfhdmh.. 29 - in public. EUGH!
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Castle Shimura is one of the most astonishing structures Lane has ever seen. It was even more beautiful before the Mongol invasion, she's sure, but it is beautiful nonetheless. Its architecture, the surrounding lands, the rich history that exists within its walls... it almost feels wrong to reside within it, especially considering that the people she is living alongside took it by force; lavishing in the comforts of this ancestral home feels like a crime within itself, but she is not foolish enough to comment on the Khan's ethics- even if he loves her.
The castle grounds are bustling at this time of day. Mongols wander from here to there as they go about their daily duties, whether that be preparing food or smithing weapons or something else entirely. The sun beats down hot on the archer’s back as she stands out on the front steps of castle, silently observing the different people that pass her by. Sometimes, they turn to look at her as well, and that makes her nervous—she can never quite tell what they’re thinking.
She tries to put it out of her mind as she admires the scene before her. She could make a painting out of this- several paintings, actually, each capturing a different corner of the territory, from the rows of tents that house soldiers to the trees that rain crimson leaves onto the ground, all the way to the castle itself- it stands taller than anything she’s seen in Tsushima thus far, reaching so high that it almost as if like it’s breaching the skyline. Actually, the structure may be too imposing to paint; the sheer level of detail is frankly overwhelming.
All of a sudden, Lane’s thoughts are interrupted by a noise- footsteps, each one heavy against wood. They come from within the castle, joining her outside in the bustling heart of their current home.
She doesn’t even have to turn around to know who it is. Her hands, which are folded neatly behind her back, ball into fists, gaze set forward as she braces herself for… well, she isn’t quite sure. The footsteps grow closer and closer, before stopping just beside her. From the corner of his vision, she sees the silhouette of a furred cape and glint of metallic armor reflecting the the sunlight.
“Lovely day, isn’t it?” The Khan’s voice is one she’s grown quite accustomed to in recent months. At first, it was one she feared- he would bark orders in a language she did not understand and hang threats over the head of prisoners such as her. However, his entire perception of him was warped the second she stepped out of her cell- a feeling of calm washes over her as she turns to look at his face. He stares out over the castle grounds, over his people, admiring the midday beauty just as she was moments prior.
“It is,” she says with a smile. She pries her gaze away from his face before he can meet it, casting it outward, toward the blue skies beyond the walls that block out the rest of the island.
They stand in silence for a moment. That is something they do very often; Khotun enjoys speaking just as much as he enjoys listening, and Lane has never wanted anything more than for someone to indulge in deep conversation with, but more often than not, they find themselves simply existing in quiet. In the beauty of the land and each other’s company.
“What are you thinking about?” He asks in a way that is almost rhetorical. A mockery of the fact that she’s always thinking, yet never speaking.
She purses her lips, scuffing the wooden steps with her boot as her gaze continues to scan the area, never looking at him.
“What I’m usually thinking about,” she shrugs one shoulder. “Nature. My writings. What I’d like to paint today, if you’d allow me the time.”
He huffs. “Of course. We have plenty of time, at least for today.”
She nods in response; when they run out of them—when the samurai return to avenge their people or the Khan decides it is time to conquer yet another landmark—they will have to move again. Biding time, risking death.
Lane isn’t quite sure whether it makes her feel anxious or exhilarated.
Khotun glances down at her every so often, studying her face, reading her like a book. “You know, it has been quite pleasing, having you here with me.”
Lane blinks a few times before looking up at him. It’s his version of a thank you for staying with me—thank you for the sacrifices, for risking your life almost daily for a cause you hardly think is worth the trouble…
He regards her with a smile, one that isn’t exactly sweet but is pretty close to it. “I thought you would’ve fled long ago. I gave you the chance. Several, actually. Yet here you are.”
The words that he speaks when he’s sure that none of his men will hear or understand him are so… different. So much gentler, for lack of a fitting word- so uncharacteristic of a barbaric warlord.
Lane smiles back. “Well, as I’ve told you several times, I have nowhere to go.” The first piece of her reply is flippant and sarcastic, the second genuine. “But I felt as though what you allowed between us- if even for a short time- was valuable. I didn’t want to let it go to waste.”
A small, hoarse laugh escapes him. Mocking, amused, or joyful, Lane cannot quite tell, but she laughs too.
The Khan brings a large, gloved hand up to touch the right side of Lane’s face, cradling her jaw and cheekbone all in one palm. Her breath hitches- every movement of his feels dangerous, but with her, he is always gentle. When will that change? She doesn’t know, and she’s too foolish to anticipate it.
“I was right about you,” he says. “You are precious.”
She breathes again, a smile spreading across her face like crawling vines, unable to he contained for she is too enamored to try.
She wants to speak, but the words die in her throat the moment that Khotun leans down and presses his lips against hers. It’s swift and fleeting, but it is real.
She must look like an idiot when he pulls away, eyes blown wide and lips parted slightly in a breathless gasp, because his face- which is almost always harsh and hardened- softens up, displaying what appears to be amusement. A hot flush creeps across her face. Her mouth feels dry and her hands feel jittery. Oh, wow.
She’s at a loss for words, so, chuckling bashfully, she looks away. Back toward the castle grounds, which are just as busy, if not moreso, than before the Khan stole her attention. She finds it shocking how small her world got, for a moment.
The Mongols have never quite liked Lane, but not a one has been foolish enough to bother her. As far as she can tell, as someone who doesn’t speak a word of their language, they dare not ask the Khan about her either. She is his lover, and that is all that anyone knows. Some do not even know that. Some still refer to her as a prisoner when she is everything but.
Sometimes, she feels like spectacle here- not just within the Mongol Empire, but in Tsushima as a whole. However, she appreciates Khotun’s protections more than he will ever know. More than she will ever let him know.
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heheheheheheheeheheheheheh here is my school writing project it’s a work in progress atm sorry for the spelling errors and stuff
Faithless
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“…And i mean, have you seen them? ITheyre like nature’s little- Hey, are you even listening to me?”
“Yeah, course i am.” I replied.
I don’t know why he chooses me of all people to talk to about bees. I’m barely interested. Still, it’s nice to hear him talk so passionately about something, especially while on the job.
Us Greens don’t end up in many fights, but when we do, we often lose. It’s honestly ridiculous that we ended up part of The Alliance. We woulda been a far easier target than the Blues, but who am i to judge. Im not really supposed to be on gate duty with my little brother but I’m replacing one of his teammates, who went missing a couple days ago, and we have yet to find.
The last place her tracker was seen was on the edge of the Red territory, and no one has the guts to go look for her. The Red are fierce soldiers, and we’d probably find her dead. Greusomeley, at the least. Last time someone was found, their eyeballs had been gouged out, and their teeth put in their eye sockets. I think they have fun with the corpses of their enemies, even though they aren’t really supposed to kill us as part of the Alliance. It’s on the verge of collapsing though, as the Gods are getting sick of it. After a long time of waiting around with, to nobody’s surprise, nothing happening, someone took over gate duty and me and my brother went to dinner. It was almost all vegetables, but they were cooked *really* well, almost as if there was a new-
“COOK! You look different. Really different. Wait a second, i didn’t think we were getting a new-“
“Are you enjoying the food? Is it good?” The new cook was short, with blonde medium length hair. I had never seen her before, except for maybe…
“Hey, doesn’t she look a bit like one of the Red fighters? a bit like Char-“ I leant over to whisper to my brother
“Well, have fun!” She quickly left, and moved to the next table. No idea why she was doing that.
“What were you saying?” My brother turned to me.
“I was saying, the cook looks a little bit like Charlotte. You know, that red soldier.”
“Well, yeah, a bit. And I don’t recognise her. Maybe we should talk to our superiors about it.”
“You know how hard it is to raise concerns with them. They don’t listen to anyone.”
“I guess you’re right.”
We left the cafeteria, and went to get some sleep before our next shift.
About halfway through our shift, I had an idea.
“What if we took off our uniforms, and changed into our normal clothes, and went out onto the field to start our OWN team?”
“Why would we- Hey maybe you have a point. Management for us is so strict, maybe its strict for everyone else too. And we wouldn’t have to bow to the gods, OH OH AND WE COULD GO LOOK AT THE BEES! Yeah, this is a great idea! But when should we start…”
“Tomorrow. They have the least people on at 9 in the morning. We could sneak out.”
“Right. This is an awesome plan!”
The next morning, we were almost caught by one of teammates.
“And where do you think you're going?”
“Crap-“
“And why are you headed to the gate?”
“Oh- Uhm- Hi Alice! We were just uhh-“
“And most importantly, can I come with you?”
Eventually, we ended up with her following us. Three of us, all leaving. The gate staff also joined us. Now we had no reason to be skeptical of our plan. Our awesome plan was working.
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After a couple months of being out on the field, we had a well-established fort in the forest; the no-man's land, and began calling ourselves the Faithless. The fort was made of old machinery and found resources. The structure resembled that of a castle, and was, in my opinion, far better than the main items forts, just like our team!. We ate at one big table, all, well, 30 of us. A sizeable amount of members, all fed up with their management, just looking for a reason to leave. No-one missed them, we think. We were steadily gaining members, not just through word of mouth, but we occasionally sent out scouts to the gates and front lines. Scouting had proved to have no issues thus far, and it was my responsibility today. I had to head to the Yelloe team. Not really a threat.
What was usually a long and treacherous journey turned into a short walk through the desert with some found technology i personally had assembled into a flying machine. The propellers surprisingly worked on the hot desert sands. At the gate, I was surprised to the the guards staffed with nets. They’d be useless, unless they knew what happened to their staff. The staff that joined us.
“Still, i refuse to believe they weren’t killed. Maybe they died of heatstroke?” I overheard the guards discussion.
“Nope, they definitely ran away. Management says there’s camera footage.”
That’s impossible. We made sure to kill all the cameras nearby. And it was a planned ordeal. They would run to us within the next week, not that night.
“Hey, ’s there someone there?”
“Where?”
“Just there, behind that pillar,” The guard pointed at the pillar i was hiding behind. I had been spotted. I tried my hardest to run, but their new nets caught me.
“Hah, gotcha, filthy runaway!” The taller guard said.
“Nonono, you’ve got it all wrong! You see, I’m just a delivery scout! Out to ensure that uh, your gate is up to our gate-using standards!” Drat! Of all the times for me to be bad at lying!
“Silence, criminal! We know of your evil plans! And we have our own, even eviler plans!”
“Archibald and Alvin, celebrated as the heroes of the Yellow team! Recruiting the runaways’s most sneaky spies, and forcing them to join us!” He kept talking for probably the next ten minutes, maybe more. His voice was so boring. I reached for the knife in my back pocket, hoping to cut the net i was trapped in. The ropes were sharp, and if i didn’t get out of here soon, i would end up cut. As i tried to manoeuvre my arm around far enough to cut the rope, the two guards, who i had now gathered to be Archibald and Alvin, brought me through the gate. Any chance of a quiet escape went out the window.
“... and no, you can’t escape, no, you can’t build a bomb, and most importantly, you don’t get to go to the gate. You have stay within your bounds.” Archibald, or maybe Alvin, was trying to point out everything on our tour of the grounds. Eventually, we reached the board room. They’d decide what would happen to me. I looked back at the hallway, took a deep breath, and stepped inside.
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The leadership issued a guard to take me back to where i would be staying. I surely hoped that it would not be some kind of prison cell, but was pleasantly surprised. My first shift back as a technician was tomorrow, at 0945. I just had to hope, hope that they’d realise i was missing.
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The next morning, people were starting to notice i was gone. These missions usually never took more than 12 hours, and i had been gone for almost a full day. My brother was asking anyone if they’d seen me. all of them had the same answer. ’No, sorry. Last i heard she was at the yellow base.’ and he was dreading coming to break me out. But it was nessacary. i WAS his sister, after all.
Rescue missions are ill-advised amount the main teams, but in a team like ours, the loyalty to one another is immeasurable.
When he tried to assemble a team, almost everybody showed up. “Well, guess we’re all going.” he said to the small crowd.
Everyone here was all different, but they all have one thing in common. “You all ready to beat up some corrupt leaders and get our friends out?“
The group began cheering
They were definitely ready to beat up some corrupt leaders. And also get their friends out, but beating up corrupt leaders had more enthusiasm.
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My cell, more similar to a hotel room than anything, was on a lower floor. It had some outside access, but the window didn’t open further than a couple inches.
The food was okay, as was work.
I had to work as a technician, fixing things. All of the other technicians knew seemingly nothing about the tech. No wonder repairs here took over a month, even with all of the high tech equipment in this dimly lit room, with the walls covered in a mess of pipes and wires, similar to the inside of some massive machine. Every time I tried talking to the other technicians, even just about the weather, they would mutter something quietly, and not wait for a response.
One time, I asked them why they were so quiet. One of them lent over to me, and whispered; “They used to be able to hear us, so we made things to communicate with one another without them hearing.” They handed me an earpiece, and when I put it on, there was a buzzing conversation.
They sounded like they were planning an escape. Except, they knew nothing of the Faithless. From what I heard, the only thing sitting between them and freedom was numbers. They couldn’t escape, all because of their numbers.
But knowledge of people on the outside was just the push they needed
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The plan that the yellow tech team came up with was an amazing idea. With the knowledge that they had a place to get to on the other side, it was perfect. Cause an electrical fault with the gate, the biggest piece of equipment, bringing all of the technicians there, broadcasting their message, and then running. Running and running and running. Running until finally…
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Halfway to the yellow gate, the Faithless saw a large group of yellow workers, running like their lives depended on it. Which they did, kind of. But they had reached a safe point, and they were out. They burst into the fort of the Faithless, relieved to finally have escaped.
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We had made it. We were all free.
With our numbers nearly doubled, we recruited far more people, eventually dwindling the numbers of the main teams to a small team of those in charge and some incredibly loyal staff. The rest were all those who were so sick and tired of fighting. We had all ran from the battlegrounds, much to the dismay of management.
We were on our way to a new, far brighter, future.
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#LockedTombtober Day 6: Animal
a/n: short one today. life is busy and sucky so im falling further behind but oh well, you’ll just keep getting these into november
also i feel like i write in gideon’s POV a lot but it’s bc gideon’s brain is my brain lol
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day 6: animal
griddlehark
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she names the stupid thing Stasia which is way more than it deserves. 
a mean tomb rat shouldn’t have such a regal name, but of course if Harrow is going to give anything a name it’s going to be the most ninth house name on the planet. and of course something that mean is going to adore Harrow. 
pets aren’t a thing in the ninth house because a pleasant existence isn’t a thing in the ninth house. it’s impossible for weak things to survive. rats are about the only things that persist in spite of the odds, and it’s always been an annoyance. they nip at your fingers if your hand dangles over the edge of your cot, and sometimes you’ll turn a dark Drearburh corner and accidentally find a small colony of them. they’re not enjoyable, and the only thing that keeps Gideon from stomping on them is that they might jump her in retaliation.
but Stasia is incomprehensibly tame, settled on Harrow’s shoulders as she stalks through the halls and hidden in her pockets as Harrow runs daily service. at meals, Harrow spills droplets of snow leek soup onto the waxy surfaces of the table for Stasia to lap up, and when Gideon passes by Harrow’s study, Stasia is curled up on one of her piss old books. it’s small in comparison to the bigger, nastier rats you find in the bowels of the castle, and has fur that’s a vivid, deep black. it always reminds Gideon of what Harrow would look like if she were a rat. 
but that’s not even the annoying part. the annoying part is that Harrow is a massive, raging, fantabulous bitch. a bitch that sneers, picks fights for no reason, scratches your eyes out as kids when you fight, and does nasty shit like get skeletal constructs to push Gideon down the last six steps of a steep staircase. and yet somehow, Harrow often pets Stasia gently with just the tip of her index finger and actually smiles when the thing lifts its head to meet it. somehow, Harrow makes a point to keep small bits of food scraps in her pockets to feed Stasia without even a thought. at this point, Gideon wouldn’t be surprise if the damn thing sleeps in Harrow’s room. 
Harrow treats a fucking rat with more kindness than she treats Gideon. 
not that Gideon needs Harrow’s kindness. she’ll sooner take a sword to the gut than bother with pining for something from someone so terrible. but it nags at her. it nags at her mostly because Gideon had gone through their whole life thinking Harrow a literal psychopath. knowing now that there’s softness in Harrow’s touch -- knowing that she fusses, cares, and smiles -- is excruciating. 
so there was an honest moment where Gideon considers leaving the rat alone when she discovers its leg pinched in the rusted hinge of a door -- probably too slow racing through the gap before the wind blew it shut. its a weak, small thing that would’ve probably died had Harrow not been taking care of it. survival of the fittest and all that when it comes to the ninth house. 
but the pained squeaking makes Gideon’s heart shrivel, and she swoops in to save the stupid thing. 
Stasia doesn’t bite and doesn’t wriggle. she lets Gideon take her to the kitchens to steal whatever flimsy is left in the dusty cabinets and wrap it around her leg with clumsy fingers. Gideon isn’t sure if it’s enough to make sure it doesn’t die from the injury, but Stasia’s nose nudges against Gideon’s palm, so she hopes it’s enough for now. she plucks whatever crumbs are left in her pockets and holds it out for Stasia to nibble on. 
and that’s how Harrow finds her, on the floor of the kitchens and tending to her pet. she’s not breathless or panicked, but there’s a pinch in her already pointed face. her eyes pause on Gideon and Stasia and her shoulders, which were already bunched when she sees Gideon’s face, drop with relief. 
“you found her...” Harrow breathes out. 
Gideon cups her hands around Stasia’s body and holds her out. “her leg was pinched in a door. i wrapped it as best I could, but if you have some spooky, creepy necromancy shit up your sleeve that’d be nice.” 
maybe Gideon shouldn’t judge Harrow for scrambling to pull Stasia in her hands and checking her over like her parents never did for her. it’s so hard to find things that love you back in this awful place. Drearburh, as much as Harrow puts her literal life blood into keeping it alive, shows no interest in returning the favor. but a mangy little tomb rat does. it would be pathetic if Gideon didn’t somehow also understand that need. 
Gideon locks eyes with Harrow who looks like she might have a compliment sitting on her tongue that seems more pleasant to chew over rather than speak aloud. but Harrow does something else that Gideon thinks may actually be worse -- she lays a hand on Gideon’s head and gently brushes her fingers through her locks so briefly that Gideon wondered if it was a hunger hallucination. but as Harrow turns her back, she leaves Gideon with a small whisper before rushing out. 
“I appreciate you taking care of her.” 
it’s so hard to find things that love you back in this awful place. so Gideon can only be angry with herself as her chest tightens delightfully at the newest glimpse of kindness hidden somewhere deep in Harrowhark Nonagesimus. 
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That Certain Someone
Fandom: Sanders Sides
Summary: Roman’s about to become king, but he doesn’t want to pursue love and marry someone to do so. Perhaps saving a potato farm from an attack might change that.
Ship(s): Royality
Word Count: 2,275
Warnings: Roman’s dad is a meanie. Mom’s trying her best, but she’s not perfect either–
Author's Notes: Baby's first one-shot. Please be gentle--
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  Prince Roman paced to the end of the palace halls and then back again. Guards, servants, and even his parents watched him with furrowed eyebrows. A cold, nervous sweat coated the foreheads of the more submissive, but his father, the king, set his foot down, crossing his arms with authority.
“Listen here, son. You are the next heir. You must take the crown and with that, the throne, but with that comes responsibilities and traditions that you must uphold!”
“But why must I uphold the tradition of having to marry before I take the throne? There’s no harm in being able to protect the kingdom by myself!” The prince threw his hands in the air, his face as crimson as the sash that styled his uniform.
His mother took cautious steps toward her son, silent pleading flickering in her caramel eyes. “Please understand, son. Marriage often represents diplomacy between kingdoms. If you can betroth the right princess–”
Roman shot her a glare.
“--Er, prince, then we can reduce the amount of violence and fighting that taints our land in the first place.”
Roman sighed, unable to target his anger toward the calm that was his mother. “I apologize, mother. Marriage is simply too dull for my lifestyle. I wish to unsheathe my sword, rescue villages from dark magic, slay Dragon Witches!”
“Dragon Witches?” the king scoffed. “Dragon Witches are nothing more than figments of your imagination. A fever dream that a foolish child dreams of when they go to sleep during the night. Be serious, now.”
Fiery steam could have shot out of Roman’s ears. Memories of the servants retelling experiences they shared with Dragon Witches–most of them leading to an unfortunate ending–flooded Roman’s brain as a child and fueled his resolve as an adult.
“You’re wrong,” The prince forced out. His teeth gritted together to restrain himself from exploding in front of his parents. Both hands clenched into fists. His face grew redder and hotter by the second. “One of these days, I shall prove it to you!”
“A shame that you haven’t the time to do such a thing,” the king swiveled himself around and took hard steps away from the situation. “Right now, you’re focusing on finding a significant other with whom you will share the throne. I’m leaving you with no second options.”
The king, Roman’s own father, halted and glanced back, expecting something. The queen offered Roman an expression of sympathy before she joined her husband at his side, leaving her son alone with his thoughts.
Roman resumed his frustrated pacing the moment the servants left him by his lonesome, thousands of thoughts all swirling in his head simultaneously. First came the suggestion to revolt against his father, but common sense swiftly shoved that thought away. Next, he considered conversing with his mother a second time, perhaps pleading with her to persuade his father to reconsider. He pushed that thought away, too, with a shake of his head. He knew his mother well; she would never entertain the thought of disagreeing with her husband.
For a second, Roman considered obliging, attending ball gowns that would obviously be set up by his father and executed by his mother, searching for the one. Roman shook that one away not even a split-second later. The powers that be created him to be too stubborn for that.
Common sense soon fleeted from him, as did the comfort of his home. Without thought, Roman acted upon the final suggestion that coursed through his head: he grabbed his sword and his shield, a few rations of food in a pouch, and he ventured out of the castle and into the local village.
As he traveled, the welcoming faces of the commoners calmed Roman’s nerves. Greeting every civilian he passed by, Roman gained popularity in the kingdom soon as he grew old enough to walk the neighboring villages alone. He spent most of his days contributing to the smaller businesses throughout town, playing with the children, and helping some of the senior villagers with their errands. Everyone in the local village knew of Prince Roman, and Roman knew that with each visit, his kindness would be gladly returned to him.
The crisp, sunny afternoon blessed Roman with the schoolchildren. Giddy as the first hints of sunshine glistened them, the children laughed and leaped into the air and teasingly pushed each other around. After needing a minute to recognize the famous prince in front of them, the children sprinted over to meet their role model.
Roman welcomed every child with open arms. As each child crashed into him, he stumbled backward a few inches, but even then, Roman laughed it off like the routine was an amusing game he played with the children daily.
Endless questions swarmed him. “Are they gonna make you king soon?” “Have you defeated any evil villains recently?” “How’s living in the castle?” “Has the king made any important king decisions lately?”
Roman simply patted each one on the back. “Children, children! One at a time, please! I will answer every question with due time!”
The kids pouted, but with due time indeed, the prince answered every one of their questions the best way he could, “They might make me king soon. They’re not sure, yet. I haven’t seen any villains as of late. Living in the castle has been alright, though it has been rather boring. My father hasn’t made any important decisions as of late,” and so on.
A booming crash quaked the land. On instinct, every child screamed and ran away from the sound, tucking behind Roman for protection. On his own instinct, Roman unsheathed his sword and ripped out his shield, holding them both in front of himself, toward the sound, blocking the kids from the danger that lingered ahead.
“Stay near the area, okay?” Roman coaxed, and not another kid dared to make a move. Holding on to each other, they waited as Roman faced the direction of the crash. “Try to find your teachers. Notify them of this incident. They shall take care of you.”
 Roman listened, and when the last child walked inside the schoolhouse and sealed the doors shut, Roman smirked at the challenge ahead. Clutching his sword in his left hand, the prince followed the commotion. He bumped into many townspeople; none of them stopped to inform him of what was happening. All fled towards the kingdom.
“Likely to alert the royal guards,” Roman thought to himself. He rolled his eyes; has he not proven time and time again that he is capable of rescuing the villagers from the evil that dared to infiltrate their home?
Then again, his thought process continued as he marched onward, no matter how much respect Roman earned from the villagers, his father would always have the final say in regards to how the local town ran. He wore the crown, after all, and he owned the right to command the guards to battle the kingdom’s enemies, regardless of the countless times his own son saved the day.
He sighed, hoisting his sword onto his back. One day, Roman constantly told himself, his village would truly listen to him. 
One day, his father would truly listen to him.
Another boom crackled through the lands. Roman picked up his pace, almost breaking into a run as he tracked down the noise.
The explosions grew louder. Roman swore that he heard cackling as he neared the source. More villagers scrambled for an escape. Roman managed to grab one by the shoulders and swiveled him around so that Roman’s shield would take the brunt of any attacks aimed at them.
“What’s happening?”
The villager squirmed in Roman’s grip, hyperventilating as he answered, “There’s an evil creature destroying Ralph Tater’s!” 
The villager broke free and ran away with the rest of his neighbors; not that Roman held on to him much longer after hearing such devastating news. Ralph’s Taters was a small business, but Roman fell in love with the fresh potatoes upon his first visit. Often, he made plans to sneak out of the castle and purchase some of the potatoes. 
Shrill laughter, followed by another blast capable of sending earthquakes throughout the entire land snapped the prince out of his shock. He broke into a sprint, the seconds he had to act flying by far too quickly for his liking.
And for a second–the slightest second– Roman froze at the scene that greeted him. The shop had been blown to smithereens, bits of vegetables scattered all over the ground and all over the cowering people that couldn’t escape the chaos in time. Townspeople hiding in desperate places. The unfortunate few made attempts to scurry away from the debris, scooting as far back as their feet would allow them.
But the worst of it all stood directly in front of him: a young lady about his age hovering in the air, smiling sickeningly down at a quivering man on the ground, taunting him with her magic. The man, practically shaking out of his boots, held his hands up to protect the rest of his body and fought back the threat of tears gathering within his eyes.
The man’s eyes met Roman’s, and the prince wasted no more time. 
Without thought, he shot himself toward the woman, stopping inches from slamming his body into hers, and swung his sword at the woman. The sword made contact with her arm, but Roman smirked as the villain went flying split seconds later, her shriek piercing through the air.
Roman waited for what felt like centuries for the shriek to die out before checking on the young man. The quivering man didn’t appear heavily injured; he mostly sported bruises that prepared to converse with him shortly and a few scratches. Dirt had splattered all over his face and clothing, and his glasses were cracked, but Roman saw nothing that caused great concern.
What captured Roman’s attention was his innocuous baby-blue eyes sparkling in the sunlight. Soft, gentle hair flowed with the breeze despite the chaos, and when the relief finally settled within the man–that laugh–Roman’s heart skipped a beat.
“A-Are you-?”
The man scrambled to his feet before Roman could finish his sentence. His voice sputtered out much like his body, “Okay? Yeah, I’m great now! Thank you! Are you really the prince? It’s an honor to meet you!”
Despite himself, Roman laughed. This person, no older than himself as he imagined, sounded no different from the schoolchildren that often awed over him in the afternoons.
“Yours truly. And who might you be?”
The other man scratched the back of his neck and allowed an anxious laugh to escape him. “Oh, I’m Patton. I just started working around the farm about a few weeks ago, but I guess I got a lot of work cut out for me now, huh?”
In spite of the tugging at his heartstrings, Roman held his hand out for Patton. The latter stared at it for a few seconds with wide eyes, contemplating, before taking Roman’s hand in his own and allowing the prince to help him to his feet.
“You shouldn't worry, my friend!” Roman declared. “I shall help you ensure that this market is restored to its former glory!”
A gleeful, high-pitched gasp shot its way out as Patton cheered, “Really? You’d actually do that? Thank you!”
“You’re welcome,” didn’t make it out of Roman’s mouth before Patton tackled him in a hug, nearly sending the both of them to the ground if it hadn’t been for the muscles in Roman’s back legs keeping them steady. Roman stood stunned for several seconds before he found the courage to do something., After what felt like far too long to the prince, Roman returned the embrace to the farmer.
The sentiment, much to Roman’s dismay, didn’t last long as the return of shrill cackling interrupted them. Roman swiveled himself around to once again confront his opponent, an arm outstretched to shield Patton as the other hand clutched his trusty sword.
His enemy soon waltzed into view. The woman stood half an inch shorter than him even with the heels, but the intricate designs on her dark cloak and the glowing wand in her hand warned Roman of the danger she possessed, and while she appeared mostly human, the scales scattered across her face gave her away within a heartbeat.
Roman found himself at a loss for words at his shocking discovery. “You’re! You’re a–!”
“What?” the woman’s unexpectedly squeaky voice chuckled at the prince’s surprise. “Has nobody in this sorry town ever laid eyes on a Dragon Witch before?”
“I-!” Roman began, a slight pause before he too began babbling as if he were one of the schoolchildren. “We believed that your kind only existed within fairytales!”
At this, the witch roared into sinister laughter again, slapping her knee with such significant force, only the powers that were above the sky would know how her knee didn’t fly straight off.
“Ha!” the witch gasped, regaining her composure. “You humans amuse me. We must have kept ourselves far too hidden for far too long, I’m afraid.”
The witch’s glare silenced any response from the prince. Crimson met the gaze of chocolate brown as an unspoken warning, a threat.
“I suppose it’s time I show you what I’m truly capable of.”
Roman’s hair stood up, but he glanced back again at Patton behind him. Suddenly, the fear washed away, replaced by a determined fire that burned into Roman’s chest.
And perhaps, he decided as he charged the Dragon Witch, having that certain someone didn’t sound like such a horrible idea, after all.
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A new servant desperately struggles to understand what exactly Merlin is:
A cryptid? Arthur's boyfriend? Simply a dude? The court jester? Something else entirely? Who knows, certainly not the new guy.
The first time the new kitchen-hand, Tristan, saw The King’s dark-haired servant sprinting down the corridor, he couldn’t tell if the man was laughing or crying.
He was fast, faster than Tristan thought possible for someone whose arms were so full of laundry, but he politely steps out of the way, coming to the conclusion that he must’ve been late for something. At least... he did think that, until he turns the next corner to see three of The king’s most trusted knights peering out of windows and into random doors. Tristan freezes in the corridor, he’d heard that servants were treated extremely well here, but he’d only been employed for a few days and he didn’t want to risk anything by pushing past or addressing his betters.
One of the knights, Sir Leon, his brain helpfully supplies, spots him stood there, and his annoyed frown quickly morphs into a friendly smile:
“Pardon me, sorry, I don’t suppose you’ve seen Merlin around anywhere, have you?”
Tristan’s eyes go wide and the grip he has on his tray tightens, but he forces himself to take a breath and answer, trying his best to keep his voice even:
“Merlin is... The King’s manservant? Tall, with dark hair?”
Another knight pushes forward, he looks to be the oldest, with dark hair falling in an almost deliberately tousled way around his bearded jawline. His charming grin seems just a little too wide to be genuine, but Tristan isn’t quite sure if that’s because he’s about to take pleasure in punishing someone, or if he’s just being polite to a stranger:
“Yeah, yeah that’s him, seen him? Arsehole turned our shirts pink in the wash, and something tells me it was deliberate.”
Tristan gulps at the accusation and he takes a shaky step back, but before he can even think of defending the stranger that he now thinks must’ve been crying, the last of the three knights, a giant, if Tristan believed in such things, steps forward:
“Don’t worry, we won’t beat him too much.” 
He says it with a grin and a quirk of his eyebrows, but once again the kitchen-hand can’t tell if it was cruel or genuine, if he was being sarcastic or not.
“Uh... yeah, he turned left at the end of this corridor, but I didn’t see where he went after that, I apologise.”
Sir Leon waves away his apology with a smile, looking to the long-haired knight with a raised eyebrow:
“The stables?”
The man grins widely, nodding his agreement as he turns his grin to the giant. Sir Leon offers Tristan another soft smile, murmuring his thanks before moving past him, elbowing the other two to prompt them in to thanking him as well. The three of them march down the corridor with almost vindictive smiles on their faces, and Tristan prepares himself to see a vacancy note, or possibly a funeral invite, posted on the notice board by the next morning.
When he passes a window that evening to see the King’s manservant being carried on the giant’s shoulders as five other knights pelt them with gloves, a grin on every face, he decides that... well... it’s probably best to just not to ask.
~
The next time he sees Merlin, a few days later, The King is also there.
This is the first time Tristan has been in Arthur Pendragon’s presence, and though the other servant’s all rave on about how awkwardly kind he is, he’s a bundle of nerves. Not even Cook’s stories about how often she whacks The King’s knuckles with a wooden spoon when she catches him about to pilfer something stops Tristan’s heart from racing. 
The King was overseeing a few of the servants decorate the main hall for a feast, and whilst Tristan is certain that that’s not something The King normally does, he doesn’t question it, just thinks that maybe the other servants had been telling the truth, and he was a genuinely nice, but normal man. 
Merlin stands at his side, and though Tristan can’t hear their conversation, the two of them are clearly bickering over something. The servant can’t help his curiosity, wanting desperately to move closer to find out what sort of things The King allows his servant to bicker with him about; luckily, the table right next to them has yet to be laid, so he moves towards it quickly. He doesn’t even glance at them, terrified of being caught out, but perhaps Merlin surviving the knights non-wrath the other day is encouraging him, and his steps don’t falter. Their words come in to focus, and he has to stop the confused, and slightly horrified, frown from spreading across his face:
“Arthur, I swear to the Gods, if you make me wear that hat again, I’ll piss in your wine and serve it to you in front of a crowd.”
The King scoffs just as Tristan shakily begins laying down the cutlery:
“That’s treason, Merlin.”
“Do I look like I care? Not only will I piss in your wine, I will not hesitate to push you over a balcony at the first opportunity. This hall is high up and it’s a long way down to the gardens. He drank toxic wine and turned loopy and tipped himself off a balcony and went splat! That’s what people will say. I’m not wearing the Godamn hat.”
Tristan has to focus extra carefully to stop himself from gasping; Merlin just threatened to kill The King... that’s got to be a death sentence. Pissing off some knights that he’s obviously friendly with is one thing, but threatening to kill The-
“Ha ha. Very funny. If you can’t tell, Merlin, I’m being sarcastic, I know you struggle with complex concepts like that.”
Merlin just rolls his eyes, crossing his arms as he says with no hesitation:
“My mind is more than capable of coping, My Lord, it’s your belt I worry about being able to cope nowadays.”
Tristan bites his tongue to stop himself from yelping and turns away so neither of them can see his horrified face. The King just makes an outraged noise in the back of his throat, and Tristan can hear Merlin snort in laughter at whatever expression Arthur was wearing to match such a noise:
“Go to the stocks. I want you there for three hours.”
Tristan lets out a confused breath; Merlin threatens to kill The King, and gets playful sarcasm, but he implies The King might be a tad overweight, and gets sent to the stocks for three hours? How is that-
“Yeah... no. Not happening. The feast starts in less than two hours and I still have to help Guinevere organise some stuff in the courtyard, do Gaius’ rounds for him, then put an extra hole in your belt and help you get dressed because, despite being a grown man, you’re still an idiot who’s incapable of putting clothes on in any sort of decent manner.”
Tristan finds himself relaxing a little. This seems to be the norm for them, but surely... surely The King had a line somewhere, and a servant just flat out refusing to be disciplined must be where it lies?
Arthur just scoffs, and Tristan angles his head in such a way that he can see him roll his eyes:
“Fuck off.”
Merlin grins, seeming to cast a suspicious gaze over the room to make sure no one was watching and somehow completely missing Tristan stood just there, before saying quietly:
“You love me really, you prat.”
With that, Merlin reaches up to yank at a lock of The King’s hair before hurrying off in the direction of the courtyard before Arthur can react. The King jumps slightly, clearly caught by surprise as an annoyed flush rises on his face, but Tristan just frowns in confusion when his shock gives way to a softly amused smile.
Huh.
~
The next few times Tristan saw Merlin made him fear for the servant’s safety. He was being taken on hunts by The King and his knights, that’s meant to be for squires, to learn the ropes and gain experience in tracking and riding. 
He supposes it isn’t entirely unheard of for a servant to follow their master on a hunt, but with the way Merlin complains without pause, and The King in turn complains about his complaining, he thinks it would better for everyone if Merlin just... didn’t go. When he brings it up to another servant, a lovely woman named Guinevere who had helped him get unlost at least three times in his first week, she just laughs and smiles at him pityingly:
“I wouldn’t worry, those two have been like that forever, they’re practically inseparable.”
Tristan responds with a rather intelligent sounding:
“...What?”
Gwen laughs softly again, shaking her head and patting his shoulder consolingly:
“You’ll get used to it, they’re just... like that.”
She gives him one more smile before turning to wave the boys out of the gates and walking back to the castle as if this were the most normal thing in the world. Tristan supposes that it probably is.
The next time Tristan sees Merlin leave the city gates with the knights, Sir Elyan, Sir Mordred, and Sir Lancelot this time, it’s distinctly worse. Because he’d caught sight of the patrol rota last time he ran food down to the training ground, and he was certain that those three had a city patrol right about now.
Before he even has time to gape in shock, he hears Merlin’s pleading voice as he trails Sir Elyan like a lost puppy:
“Please, El, I promise to stay out of the way, I will do anything, but I swear to the Gods if I have to spend one more minute around that prat, I’ll hurl myself from the battlements.”
Swearing to the Gods and threating to hurl various people, including himself, from significant heights seems to be some sort of theme for The King’s manservant. Before Tristan can consider the implications of that, Sir Elyan turns to Merlin with a wide, teasing grin on his face:
“You know, I would’ve let you tag along for free, Merlin, but now that you’ve promised me something I feel the need to take advantage.”
Tristan tenses at that, a shot of ice spiking down his spine. He has keen eyes and sharp ears, he knows that Sir Elyan is the lovely Gwen’s brother, Sir Mordred seems to have an... odd worship for the servant, and he’s definitely picked up on the close bond between Merlin and Sir Lancelot, but is this where Camelot’s image comes crashing down in Tristan’s head? He knew that it was better here for servant’s than other Kingdoms, but there are always people who’ll take advantage of their position, no matter where you are. Merlin’s shoulders just drop and he asks in a sulking voice:
“What do you want?”
Tristan grits his teeth, moving his gaze so no one would catch him glaring at the knight as he tries to figure out a way to help, a way to get this virtual stranger out of being... abused, in such a manner. If he’d carried on glaring, he would’ve noticed Elyan’s soft smile and amused raised eyebrow:
“Next time you gather herbs for Gaius, bring back some more of those flowers that you got for Gwen. She said they added vibrancy to the house, whatever that means, but they make her happy, so...-”
Merlin just giggles and nods and Tristan relaxes, looking back to them with a confused smile on his face. That was... actually kind of sweet, he can definitely see the resemblance between the knight and his sister:
“-AND I want whatever Arthur’s having for dinner tonight, his food always looks way nicer than ours.”
Merlin lets out a faux annoyed groan, but then rolls his eyes and grins, nodding:
“Consider it done. Can we go now? I really don’t want to risk him seeing me and giving me some stupid chore to do.”
Elyan laughs and nods, and the four of them begin making their way out of the courtyard and into the city. Sir Lancelot finally joins the conversation, clearly amused as he says:
“You know it’s literally your job to do chores, right?”
Merlin turns to glare at him as Sir Mordred and Sir Elyan laugh, and Tristan only just hears his reply as the castle gates shut behind them:
“Fuck off.”
Tristan decides it would be pointless to bring this up to anyone again, he figures he’ll probably just get the same answer as last time.
~
The next confusing incident happens only a few days later. But Tristan supposes that at this point... it really shouldn’t be confusing. Gwen was right, he did just... get used to it.
He heard the steps pounding down the corridor before he saw him, but they were coming fast and hard, so he presses himself against the wall, holding the tray to his side to protect it as best he could as Merlin comes skidding round the corner. 
He stops just long enough for Tristan to calm himself by spying the wide grin on his face, but he’s quickly sprinting down the hall again, laughing as he waves whatever it is he’s got clutched in his hands. The second set of loud, rapid footsteps stops Tristan from stepping away from the wall quite yet. Just a moment later, Sir Gwaine follows Merlin’s skidded path around the corner, though the heavier man overshoots slightly and he runs into the wall opposite Tristan with a crash and a deep groan.
The rebellious knight gives a wide-eyed Tristan an awkward nod before pushing himself off the wall and following Merlin’s blazing trail, screaming down the corridor:
“I warned you Merlin!! Don’t come between a man and his ale, now give that back you bastard!”
Tristan hears Merlin’s laughter grow louder, even from the two corridors away that the other servant had managed to race to.
He shrugs to himself, waiting for a moment to see if anyone else was going to come barrelling around the corner before sighing, and continuing his journey up to the visiting Lord’s chambers.
It was unusual, he thought, how quickly he’d come to terms with the fact that a servant was sassing The King and pranking the knights and inviting himself on various hunts and patrols that he really had no business on. Unusual indeed.
~
He’d learnt to ignore it. Or at least brush it off.
In the two weeks since Merlin had (presumably) stolen Sir Gwaine’s skin of ale, he’d seen the servant call The King a long list of imaginative insults (what the hell is a dollop head?), walk around with Sir Leon’s cloak on because he was a little chilly, accuse someone of treason (and somehow been right about it), and threaten to kill at least seven people; including, but not limited to: The King himself, The King’s already dead father, some stuck up Noble (though that was under his breath, Tristan just happened to be stood next to him), and Sir Percival.
And Gwen was... absolutely right. He's just... like that. He's Merlin, and that’s what Merlin does.
So when he turns a corner in a rarely used to corridor to see him pressing The King against a wall, snogging the life out of him, Tristan simply turns around and walks back the other way. Both of them look fairly happy with the arrangement, and they’d probably chosen this corridor for the exact same reason Tristan had: it was out of everyone’s way, and was unlikely to be inhabited.
He thinks it’s odd, how... un-odd he finds it. He absent-mindedly thinks that, with the way they acted around each other, he really should’ve seen this coming. A sudden thought occurs to him, and he ducks into a storage cupboard, laying his tray down carefully as he rummages through the boxes. He lets out a quiet “Yay” when he finds what he’s looking for, carefully picking up his tray with only one hand and nudging the door open again with his hip. 
He walks back towards the corner he had just turned (and turned again) making a conscious effort to keep his steps quiet; he places the danger sign, usually used where walls had collapsed or windows had been smashed, in the middle of the corridor, a clear indication of “Do Not Enter”.
He nods smugly at his quick thinking and easy handy work before mentally planning the quickest route to the kitchens and following it hurriedly.
He casually wonders if he has time to circle around to the other end of the corridor so he could put another sign down before Cook gets angry at him for being late. Probably not. At least, not before they... finish up and move on. Hmm. He suddenly panics about the thought of them seeing the sign and knowing that someone had spotted them but... well. Hopefully they would just appreciate it and move on.
Yet again, he decides not to bring this up to anyone. He may or may not have overheard a few of the knights making some sort of bet, and he may or may not want to watch on with amusement as they fail to realise that all of them have already lost.
Tristan smiles to himself; working here had turned out to be rather entertaining, in the end.
~
THE END
I know it’s short, but I really didn’t know what else to add without it sounding like I was just repeating myself over and over😅
I hope y’all enjoyed it!!
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