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sugakuns · 4 years

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[hc] miya twins, sakusa & wakatoshi with a med school s/o

I wrote these as hcs since it would take me too long to write separate imagines! I hope it’s okay 🥺

◈ miya atsumu

#1 hype man!!

is the type to be like “hey babe what’s this called?”

spoiler it’s his bicep

I feel he would be strangely invested in what you do..like he would lowkey be reading your notes when he’s bored so he’ll just spout out some random medical knowledge

he would deffo show you off and in interviews and such he’d always find a way to mention you and your career path BAHAHA

“well i keep healthy cause my s/o is a doctor/nurse”

“‘tsumu im still a student..”

“shhhh”

expect a lot of “I THINK ITS BROKEN”

he stubbed his toe

he hounds you to take care of yourself, definitely the type to offer you a massage after you’ve been leaning over your desk for too long

baby acted like you were dying when he came home after a training camp and you literally looked like a zombie

dark eye bags is a no-no for him! he will whine at you to go to sleep early cause you need your beauty sleep!

a lot of “ you know I’m so proud of you baby, right?” or “who knew someone like me would end up with such a smartie like you”

he calls you his smart cookie 🥺

◈ miya osamu

ah, the less chaotic twin

he’s legit very proud of you

if you had to do practicals and stuff he’d be very interested in what you do

idk what a med student would do I’m going on a limb here LOL

studying for tests is a nightmare so lil osamu would feel bad and every now and again cook you something to eat

although he would probably never admit it, he worries that you’ll overwork yourse bc we all know how hard it is to memorise stuff for med school

he likes to show you off, but not like atsumu

if someone would ask him he’d be like “oh y/n? They’re in for med school” with such a cocky expression

like his twin, offers some ‘stress relievers’ from time to time (wholesome and not so wholesome 😉)

if you voice your worries about an important test coming up, osamu would be such a good listener

he also always makes sure you never fall into the typical med school student who’s running on 3 seconds of sleep and their blood is 95% coffee or energy drinks

this mans will make sure that you have time in a day to get a shower, have a good meal, study and relax!! don’t test him

tbh, pretty fkn proud

◈ sakusa kiyoomi

omfg he simps

obvs you’ll be a clean person who knows about hygiene so this is a plus in his books

but also if you go to the hospital do not touch him until you’re ‘clean’ again lmao

sakusa may find it a little hard to tell you how proud he is of you

because he’s not dumb,, he knows how much effort and self-involvement it takes to be in med school

he’s very self conscious about asking you to do things too!! like after a big test that he knows just took your soul from your body, tsundere baby will do things for you

but don’t ever bring it up or else he’ll huff

i hc sakusa to be able to make some pretty good herbal teas!! definitely knows a few good relaxing drinks

he won’t flaunt you like the twins, but does feel pride when he does mention your career path

he’ll never admit it, but like osamu, when he sees you cramming at night he can’t help but feel so worried

before he leaves for practice he always says stuff like “remember to take a break, idiot” or “don’t overwork yourself like last time”

he thinks he sounds so authoritive (in a nice way) but in reality he has a flush on his face and he can’t even look you in the eyes when he says these things

every now and again he’ll chime in with a “is there any illnesses going around” when he gets paranoid about people coughing or sneezing regularly around him

◈ ushijima wakatoshi

he’s a tough cookie to crack in the emotions department

ushijima is a bit..weird

we all know that but still

ofc he’s proud of you!! I mean, you’re literally IN med school

maybe he’ll show interest by dropping little things like “would you like to be our temporary nurse?” baby just wants to show you that he believes in you

ushijima is good at stress relief, i cannon him as a character who has a routine to de-stress

he’ll offer to help give you massages if you ask for them (be warned, baby’s a little rough)

he does little things (like the others) and tbh,, baby is a bit clumsy

tries to make you tea? spills some on the floor

tries to make you food? it’s burnt on the edges

he’s very blunt with praise and will definitely make you blush lol

it’s like the way he can simply say “I love you” with a straight face, it’s very flustering to see someone say it like that

hmm, if anyone mentions you and what job you have he’ll be like “oh y/n is in med school” but only you can see that little glint in his eyes

when you tell him you aced a test he’s give u that lil smirk and an “I’m proud of you”

daddy

sorry that ushi’s is a bit short! i struggled with him TT

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rayofsunas · 4 years

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haikyuu!! as dads (pt.2)

A/n: hello! this is the part two to the haikyuu!! as dads “series”. if I combined them they’d be very long.

Summary: haikyuu characters as dads/domestic living.

Pairings: Yuji Terushima, Akaashi Keiji, Yu Nishinoya, Tsutomu Goshiki

Warnings: some timeskip spoilers, fluff, parenting, angst (kinda, not really), swearing (maybe), crack, all characters are aged up

Word count: 2.2k

Part One!

Yuji Terushima

- childish man sigh

- he has a daughter and son, who he’s just as childish as, and it really shows

- boy has so much energy

- he’s ALWAYS chasing his son and daughter around

- he offers to take his kids to the playground, he says he’s doing it to give you a break, but really he has just as much fun playing on the playground as his son

- when he picks his sons up after daycare expect them to race to where you’re waiting by the sidewalk

- he will not let them beat him, he doesn’t realize it, but he gets caught up in having fun and will legit run off sprinting to you, leaving his kids in the dust

- has to repeatedly apologize and promise he won’t do it again, but it still happens everyday

- he’s an apprentice hair stylist so boy knows how to do hair

- you can find him playing with both of his kids hair if they let him

- it definitely puts them to sleep at night, so he does it often

- watches cartoons/movies with them because he also enjoys it

- his sons tries to say doing hair is for girls, and teases terushima about it

- BUT on the low everyone in the family knows he’s just joking and he secretly loves it

- would rather do something involving movement, boy can’t sit still for shit, so often he’s out and about with his kids

-adores his children so much

- he thinks they're so fun

- would rather hang out with them over adults

- “adults are boring” “I agree daddy”

- his children cling to him, and because he’s so close to them, they come to him to talk about anything

- wherever terushima is, his children were sure to follow when they were little

- despite being childish, after taking his now teen daughter to a soccer game, he managed to become famous amongst the mothers who called him “a hot dad with a tongue piercing”

- “I’m telling mom” his teen son said one day while his daughter was on the field still

- “what?” terushima lowkey was confused, doesn’t see the harm in the comments, as long as they don’t over step right?

- “why do you entertain them?”

- “it’s funny” he shrugged.

- “still telling mom.”

- because he’s childish, and his children come to him for everything, he has dirt on his kids that you don't know

- “if that's the case. i’m telling her what you did.” he smirks

- “what did I do?”

- "your boyfriend, last week, behind the bleachers...”

- “oh...”

- “yeah, oh.”

- “you know she supports your relationship, but she’s also protective, and she’ll wanna give you guys the talk.”

- “i’ll still tell her... she’ll beat your ass, childish old man.”

- his daughter still tells him things, but after her brother told her what happened during her game, she will keep certain things from him

- although terushima joked about telling you what went on between your son and his boyfriend, it accidentally slipped out at dinner

- “dad you promised!” “SORRY!”

- he was just having a nice convo with his family and then it slipped out, he doesn’t regret it lol, he thinks it's not a big deal, but when you began having the talk OVER dinner he regretted it oop

- your son claimed it wasn't an accident and therefore tells that he’s been allowing the mothers to flirt with him, but you're more focused on giving your son the talk

- “you know you always have to use protection. I know it may seem different, cause he’s a boy, but if you're doing an-”

- “BABE, SHHHH, I’M TRYING TO EAT!”

- “YOU SHOUDL’VE KEPT QUIET.”

- your daughter is so traumatized...

Akaashi Keiji

- when his daughter was born, he was lowkey stressed

- he wants everything to go smoothly and perfect, and it did, but he was stressed

- akaashi still to this day cannot say no to her

- he gives her that smile, and it just lowkey melts his heart, he doesn't show it though

- you would often come home to see them laying on the couch together, him reading a children's book to her, her pointing at the little pictures

- she’s wrapped around his finger and vice versa

- is in her life a lot more than other dads maybe but he also knows space is important

- he overthinks a lot, so he’s always worrying when his daughter comes home late

- he trusts her, but he knows how influenced teens can get when around with friends

- he’s the type of dad that seems scary cause his blank and serious looks, but he’s actually soft af

- he kinda strict though ngl

- he wants his daughter to do good in all aspects of life, school, careers, everything

- so he’s kinda the strict parent

- when his daughter was little, and even now, he makes sure she always eats good

- she can’t leave the table unless she’s cleaned her whole plate up, he’s very humble sooo

- he’s the one who helps his daughter through tough days or if she has mood swings lol

- he had to deal with bokuto and his ups and downs, so you best believe he’s skilled in that department

- he makes sure his daughter is always neat looking

- he’s not a clean freak by any means, but he always wants her looking presentable/neat

- when he learned his daughter had a boyfriend, lets just say he didn’t talk for hours after the first initial “oh...”

- “dad I want you to meet him” “who?” “my boyfriend- I just said that!” “oh...”

- “mom said you’d react like this, but he’s a good guy promise. “i’d only bring home the best for you to meet”

- doesn’t wanna accept she’s growing up and is sad about it

- isn’t gonna say he cried about it, but he probably cries in your shoulder when his daughter is out of the house

- it’s always been his daughter and him against the world, and it feels as if he’s letting her go, when in reality, he’s not

- she’ll still come home at the end of the day

- misses when she was a baby, because he could read books and tell her stories all day :(

-nonetheless he’s happy for her, just SHOOK

Yu Nishinoya

- omg he loves his kids so much, he always does the most extra stuff for them

- throws over the top crackhead birthday parties

- has a football team of kids ngl

- 4 kids-

- and he wants more, but you said no :(

- it took him years to get over the initial shock that they also need your attention too- BUTTTTTT he got over it

- he has 3 sons and a daughter and keeps them so active lol

- he’s always going on adventures with them

- he’s the dad that would take his kids camping, in their backyard though (his youngest child is too young to go camping)

- but he sets up a cute little tent and bonfire and its so cute

- sooooo, nishinoya has grown since high school, and although he’s not the tallest or biggest man, he’s taller

- in old photos, his sons (if taller) make fun of his heigh, poor nishi

- will slap them silly

- if his sons are popular in school and get a lot of attention, they are the only boys he will accept who get attention

- he’d be like yes bitch, get them girls/guys

- anyone who looks at his daughter is going to face a rabid chiuaha

- he may not seem so strictly protective, but he doesn’t like when anyone flirts with his daughter

- it is his only daughter, and the youngest child at that

- he embarrasses his kids, A LOT. especially when they're older

- they didn’t realize as young children why the people would stare when they went to amusement parks or to get ice cream

- BUT NOW

- they see it :(

- when you decided it would be great for the whole family to go out for dinner, it resulted in your husband getting into an argument with a waiter for apparently “flirting with my daughter and my wife”

- simply put, the waiter was not flirting, he was just doing his job, taking your order-

- nishinoya is a rabid Chihuahua all the time, and results in his family getting kicked out of a lot of restaurants/places because he’s TOO LOUD

- if one of his kids got suspended from school, he legit can’t find it in him to punish them, he’s not strict at all and is a major goofball

- instead much to your dismay, he REWARDS them....

- two of your sons got into a fight with another boy, resulting in suspension? nishinoya takes them both out for dinner

- when he came home from said dinner, he had the largest grin on his face claiming to you, “they were standing their ground!”

- your son starts rumors about another boy? all nishinoya can say was that it was deserved

- your daughter bad mouths a fellow student and gets suspended for vulgar language? rabid chihuahua dad to the rescue!

- defends his daughter in front of you, the principle, and other child's parents while in the principles office

- the whole house is chaotic and a zoo, and you’re the only sane one tbh

- if not for you, they wouldn't be disciplined at all

- truthful, nishinoya means well and did mature (?) but overall he’s very crackhead chaotic embarrassing dad

Tsutomu Goshiki

- okay so goshiki as a dad is so cute uwu

- we all know he loves to show off, soooo

- he shows his son of every chance he gets

- when you three go to the grocery store, he’s always proudly holding his son on his shoulders, making sure people see him lol

- and when they do see him and comment how cute he is, goshiki just be like “i know” with the FATTEST smirk

- when he’s teaching his son how to walk, he’ll intentional take his son outside and walk him around on the strip of sidewalk in front of your house and a few of the neighbors houses

- he knows that your neighbor, a grandma who’s grandkids are all older and don’t visit much, will see it through her window and come out to gush at how cute your son is and how he’s a better walker than her grandkids when they were his age

- goshiki couldn’t be prouder lmao

- brags about his kids to the Green Rockets ALL THE TIME

- will confidently and proudly say he has the cutest and smartest kid on the planet and will argue about it for hours to anyone

- “shiki, it’s not a debate, why’re you so defensive?” you asked one afternoon after picking Goshiki up from practice with the Green Rockets, one of his teammates sat in the back with your son beside him in his car seat

- you offered to take his teammate home seeing as though his ride wouldn’t be here for a while, plus he lived a street over so it was easiest and made more sense

- the whole way, Goshiki’s teammate was happily playing peek-a-boo with the three year old, your son was having a blast, and all you could hear were his loud giggles, it was adorable

- “i think he likes me” his teammate mentioned after fifteen minutes. your husband scoffed beside you in the passenger seat

- “i think so too. he’s shy because goshiki is always showing him off, but he really likes you!” you explained, eyes focused on the road

- the whole time gohsiki was glaring back at his teammate

- “look goshiki, he’s reaching for me! he wants a hug”

- “It’s just because you’re holding his favorite binky.”

- eye-

- “....whatever. I still think he like’s me.”

- your husband just coldly laughs and turns around to face the front, “no”

- goshiki spends a lot of time with his son in his early years, so they're very close and always do stuff together

- but on his sons first day of preschool he’s more nervous than his son is tbh

- he prideful, so he knows his son is going to make tons of friends and do alright, but he can’t help but feel bored and alone the rest of the day, since he’s so used to doing everything with him

- on his days off, he always woke up early with his son and spent the day together

- now he has to send him off to preschool for the WHOLE day...

- not gonna lie, the first week wasn’t as bad as he imagined it, but once the second week started, it kicked in for the first time that this would be an everyday occurrence until summer and it wasn’t something temporary

- on the second monday of preschool, after dropping his son off, he comes home sad and legit goes to find you to complain and whine

- “does he really need preschool?” goshiki whined.

- “yes, shiki, it’s important.”

- “homeschool is an option.”

- you laughed. “who will teach him?”

- “me of course.”

- “what? NO!”

- an hour later...

- “i miss him.”

- “he’ll be back in two hours.”

- “two hours is too long.”

- probably cried in your neck a few minutes later because he was sad about it :(

- don’t tell his teammate though-

- he gets happy again though when you reassure him how much he misses goshiki too

- his response.... “well duh, I am his favorite.” prideful bastard...

- IS SO SO SO HAPPY WHEN HE GOES TO PICK HIS SON UP HUSH

- HIS SMILE IS SO HUGE UWUWUWU

10.21.20, rayofsunas

#haikyuu!!#hq #yuji terushima #yuji terushima x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi keiji x reader #yu nishinoya #yu nishinoya x reader #tsutomu goshiki #tsutomu goshiki x reader #akaashi x reader #terushima x reader #nishinoya x reader #goshiki x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu x reader

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poopbuttballs · 3 years

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It’s Over, Isn’t It?

A/N

Yes, like the song from steven universe

(it’s a songfic but I wrote it kinda funny, don’t worry ur not gonna sing lol)

Manga Spoilers kinda

A Kiyoko x Reader but not really

More like Tanaka x reader

Angst I guess

“You wanted to see me?” He said, addressing the nervous figure in front of him, and pulling out a chair.

“Yeah… I-I’m sorry, I know that you're very busy I just-” Y/N breathed in deeply, trying to suppress the tears that were prone to welling up in their eyes. They couldn't keep up with this facade any longer. Not when she’s happy and thriving with her new life, with her new family, with her new… everything. “I needed to tell someone this but I just couldn’t think of anyone else to tell. And let me start by saying, I’m really sorry”

Tanaka sat in the chair and looked up at you concerned, his lips jutting out into a small pout but still forming back into his charming smile. “ I’m sure whatever it is, I can handle it,” he chuckles. You honestly feel horrible for telling him what you have to but if you don’t, that you waste both of your all’s time. You give him a small smile that goes away quickly, “It’s actually about Kiyoko, heh.”

That grabbed his attention, now he’s worried. “OH NO! IS SHE OKAY!?” He’s panicking, the exact opposite of what you wanted to happen. “Shhhh! Keep your voice down. And she’s fine trust me.” He finally settles and places a hand on his chest to say, “Whew, you got me worked up for a second.” “Yeah sorry about that but I don’t want to waste any more time so..”

“Y’know, Kiyoko would always get confessed to, like every day. And, I was fine with the men that would come into her life now and again.” She was undoubtedly beautiful, truly a spectacle to look at. You were there for every confession and listened when she would talk about how it could get tiring having to constantly send both boys and girls away crying sometimes“So when we were in our second year everything changed, she started to consider dating the people that would come up to her. But it was fine because they didn’t really matter until you.” Tanaka looked down with a red tint on his face. “But being Kiyoko’s best friend since year 5, I was obviously going to be protective of her. We grew up together, we shared all of our awkward moments together,” You thought back on all of the memories you shared with the bespectacled woman and laughed.

Tanaka starts to speak, “Yeah, she used to talk about you all the time, Y/N.” You looked back at him and nodded. “We’ve always had a complicated relationship you and I, haven’t we? I was fine when you came along, and we’d fight like it was all some silly game.” You sighed. “Over her, though” He added, “and who’d she’d choose I guess…” The silence is so loud. “But we’re adults now right? We can look back and laugh at all of the silly fights” Right, that’s right we’re supposed to look back and laugh, but I just can’t. “Tanaka, after all of those years, I never thought that I’d lose,” You can feel the tears from earlier coming back to make a fool out of you.

“She was my best friend and she just left me behind. After all of the heartache and all of the pain! She just-” You feel the words get caught in your throat before you can continue. You recall the words that you said way back when this all first happened in your third year.

“It’s over, isn’t it?” You looked up from the concrete and finally said something. “Isn’t it?”, You repeated fighting the urge to run home and grieve all by yourself. “What do you mean ‘It’s over’?” You couldn’t believe what you were hearing. Oh my god, Kiyoko, it’s been months since you’ve last spoken to me. Not even a ‘hi’ or a wave.” You weren’t trying to come off so harshly, you were just frustrated that your best friend since the fifth grade had been ignoring you without an explanation.

“Well excuse me for wanting to try and live my life without you hanging on to me for dear life. That gets annoying you know?” You took a step back and shrunk in on yourself. You hadn’t realized that you were being clingy, had you been stopping her from doing what she wants? Had you been stopping her from being truly happy? “Y/N, listen to me,” She huffs, “we were friends until you started to want me to be only with you all the time and that’s scary for me. I’m sorry but, I can’t do this,” she points between the two of you, “anymore. Goodbye Y/N.” You didn’t mean to be controlling, Kiyoko was always there for you so you had latched on and wanted to be there all the time. But if leaving you was how she could be happy, then so be it. Kiyoko hasn’t spoken to you

“So Tanaka, you won and she chose you, and she loves you and she’s gone from me.” You smiled weakly. “So um, all of our meaningless fights,” he starts, “they’re over, aren’t they?” After telling him what you just did, you can’t argue with that. “Yeah, considering that she won’t speak to me ever again, they’re over. Let’s go home yeah?” You reply. The both of you shake hands and go your separate ways.

The walk home seems longer than before. You cannot seem to shake all of the memories of Kiyoko from your mind. You feel a pang in your chest, the more you think about it the more it hurts. You stop to look up at the night sky seeing the star that shines brighter than the rest and you take a deep breath. “It’s over, isn’t it?” you finally let the tears that you’ve been holding in, roll down the sides of your face.

“Why can’t I move on?”

#kiyoko shimizu #tanaka x reader #kiyoko angst #kiyoko x reader #haikyuu angst #angst #hq tanaka #hq #haikyu x reader #kiyoko #tanaka angst #haikyuu imagines

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halfgclden · 3 years

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EPISODE 32: A MAJOR OCCURANCE

The sound of spooky intro music plays and fades out. As the microphone clicks on, faint sounds of water and traffic can be heard in the background.

JADE: Hello cryptwizzlers, cryptrackers, but never cryptormentors because we’re all friends here. Welcome to a very special episode of Cryptwins in which we are not actually researching a cryptid. But! Before you shut this off and call us hacks, we are instead researching the recent disappearance of social media fitness guru; Edison Major.

More spooky music plays. There is also the sound of fingers tapping a rhythm. It's typical Joel, unable to contain his energy as he taps the dashboard in time with their intro music.

JOEL: Weeeeeeeell...Maybe we are hacks. —a pause as he laughs— Nah, just kidding. This is the real deal. I'm not sure you're ready for this. This is some spooky, and excuse my French, spooky shit. Tell us more about this Major disappearance? —another laugh— Get it?

JADE: [A short laugh-sigh is let out at Joel’s joke.] Okay, before we begin, two things. One, get ready for the barrage of major and minor jokes, courtesy of Joel here.

JOEL: Got a whole list, be ready! He lets Jade finish, but listeners can still hear the tapping sound while she speaks.

JADE: Secondly, we’re still on the road here, so if the audio is bad or choppy... deal with it? —another small laugh— Anyyyyway. Spooky is right. This all began in September of last year, when @majored posted a picture of himself in a dark basement wearing a weird costume and then immediately went off the grid. And, you know, I’m all for a social media cleanse, people do it all the time. Buuut, what really brought this to our attention was a month later, on Halloween Eve of all nights, when a video popped up of him getting his ass kicked by someone in a Kakashi Hatake costume.

JOEL: Now, I know y'all are asking yourselves "Isn't he a fitness guru? Why was some weeb kickin' his ass?" And to that I say hey! Some weebs are strong, some are Super Saiyan, and others are Kakashi Hatake, the most talented ninja in Konohagukure.

JADE: lets out a laughing wheeze.

JOEL: We don't endorse fighting here. But I digress —a laugh— back on topic. So this guy just up and disappears out of nowhere? And there's not a peep of him until we see Kakashi givin’ him the business. What does this all mean?

JADE: Okay, so, let’s get the full story. @majored goes off the grid, comes back to get his ass kicked by a Naruto character, disappears again, comes back to spit on someone and call them a see you next Tuesday, and then disappears again. And he hasn’t come back online. So what’s up with that? Well... we did a little digging.

Another spooky noise plays over the sound of Jade organizing a stack of papers.

JOEL: Daaaaaaang. I’d say those are some fightin' words, especially from someone who keeps pulling a vanishing act, don’t ya think?

JADE: They really are! I mean, he is from New Zealand, but even so, I think you don’t use that word unless you want to attract some attention. -She clicks her tongue as she gets back on topic- The video was originally posted the night before Halloween of last year, by @ime.are on Twitter. Obviously they got a lot of hate and questions after posting this, but all of them were left unanswered. The only person in the video that was tagged was Major, but upon further examination, this Ime seems to follow and have pictures with someone who happened to be dressed as Kakashi that same night, which has led many to speculate that these ninjas are the same person.

JOEL: So we all know Halloween's a spooooky season. Perfect for parties and all that jazz. But all those costumes make it a perfect time for disguises. Was that even the real Major? Was the person who spit the real Major? Who is this Ime and how do they fit into the story? And who— a pause for dramatic effect and muffled laughter as he tries to stay serious— is this mystery ninja? Tell us more!

JADE: Alright, alright. So this mystery ninja goes by Abel, or @_kllledbycain on the Gram. At first glance, they look pretty much like every other TikTok e-boy; black and white photos, pet snake, the insinuation that they’re dead, whole nine yards.

JOEL: snorts when Jade announces their handle, and again at her eboy comment, wheezing. It's true, it's true!

JADE: And this stuff is so common right now, so nothing really raises any eyebrows, right? Right? Well, tell me, why would a Tik Tok goth go around beating the crap out of a random influencer? Stay tuned for the theory. First, we’re gonna take a step back and look at the whole situation, because, of course, it doesn’t end there.

JOEL: Ohhhh snap! I'm on the edge of my seat, and I bet our listeners are too.

JADE: [clears her throat] So if we go back to the original poster of the video, @ime.are, and we take a look at their Insta, who is on it but... @devinitely? Okay, so @devinitely is in the same place as @majored, clearly, and, for anyone that doesn’t know, she’s been doing a bunch of collabs with @loganvance. This places not one, not two, but three influencers all together in this place where weebs are running around assaulting people.

JOEL: Okay. Okay, I need to know! Where are they? What's bringing all these influencers together? Are @devinitely and @loganvance part of something much more sinister than it seems? [He makes a funny face at Jade and wiggles his fingers, before dropping his voice to a stage-whisper.] Is it some kind of twisted influencer cult?

JADE: Shhhh, Joel, spoilers.

JOEL: [He laughs.] Sorry, sorry!

JADE: [muffled laughter over the sound of more papers rustling.] So, any skeptics out there might say, oh, well, this Ime Are is just a lucky person who happens to be in the presence of more than one social media personality. However, Devin follows the weeb that may or may not have kicked Major's ass. And, according to a cast photo of Rocky Horror, on her boyfriend's Instagram, both the weeb in question and the hot man that tore the two apart were part of the cast. This would be a great time to mention that a link to the video is in the description, as are all the pictures from social media that I'm referencing.

JOEL: [to Jade but loud enough for the mic to pick it up at regular volume] Oh snap, you got everything together in a link? Like, I could click the link to check it out right now? — A pause as he does just that.— Woah, cryptwizzlers, she's not kidding. Click the link in bio, you won't be disappointed. Okay, Jade...hear me out. Given that it was Halloween, the night of nights. Do you think that...maybe it was all an elaborate event? Was it staged? Is any of this real?

JADE: Oh, my dear brother, always the skeptic. Don’t you think that it’s a bit much for him to stop posting entirely in order to get publicity? And we mustn’t forget the spitting on someone in South Dakota, that’s not exactly his brand. Unless he’s trying out something like Taylor Swift and Reputation but... I digress. No, I don’t think any of this is staged, and I’ll tell you why. Let’s go back to the weird cow print basement post. You know who also happened to post something about some cowboy party? Oh, um, Devin’s boyfriend? A picture of him, Devin, and Logan? Which... puts them and Major in the same place on the night that he disappeared.

JOEL: Not a skeptic! Just trying to get all these questions answered. —A laugh— You're right, that's 180 from the online presence he used to have. All theories aside, —a pause— I'd love to go to a cowboy party. Get me a glow-in-the-dark cowboy hat. You know they make 'em. —He laughs again, mouthing 'what?' to Jade.—

JADE: Oh, def. We're getting matching hats. Check out our merch in a few weeks —she laughs— Glow in the dark mothman themed cowboy hats, talk about a niche.

JOEL: Snap, we have to do that now, 'cause I want one real bad. But okay, back on track. This cowboy party. The origin of this theory, yeah? Oh snap...what were those three doing in the same place as Major? And all in cow print too? That's....majorly suspicious! [He trails off into laughter, his voice doing that wheezy thing when someone's trying to finish their sentence before cracking up. Recovering, he adds the following.] Wait, wait, wait. What about—

JADE: Yes, yes, yes. —she cuts Joel off as though he's finished his sentence, chuckling at his joke— Patience, my dear twin, we will get there. —the smile is evident in her voice—

JOEL: I feel like somehow, I ended up as your Padawan for this episode. — he laughs—

JADE: You heard it here, I'm absolutely schooling Joel this episode. — she laughs— First, we're going to backtrack all the way to the original poster again. You know we snooped their whole page, and they're pretty regularly posting pictures with this person, @rengaaay, who isn't an influencer but she makes some of those sick ass roller skating videos... this isn't sus, just cool, link in the description. —a slight pause as she tries to get back to her train of thought— Anyway, what is sus is that she tags two people in her photos all the time... But no joke guys check out their Insta profiles they look different in like every other picture. Which, uh, could just be editing but also could be something.... more sinister? Hold onto that thought.

JOEL: That's such a good handle, dang! Better than @lumberjoel, honestly. I have to say I'm jelly. We should get branded rollerskates, maybe @rengaaay can advertise for us if we ship them. JK...unless? —more laughter as he waits for Jade to get back on the train and pulls up the profiles in question to take a look for himself— Huh...is it editing? Are they masters of disguise? Makeup professionals? —He starts to say something else but is pretty sure he's figured out where Jade's going with this.— What could be more sinister than human chameleons?

JADE: [The sound of papers shuffling can be heard] Oh, yeah, so, it's weird but I think every time the siblings are in a pic together they look more like each other? I dunno if this really makes sense but seriously dudes check the post with this episode because it has a bunch of photos side by side and... yeah. You pull a photo of them by themself and it's like okay, I know what this dude looks like and then you put them side by side and... I dunno, makeup? Contacts? Cloning, mayhaps? And, just so that I'm not just holding on to one thing too much... check their post from August 12th, linked below. Their brother... doesn't have a shadow. Why would you edit that out of a photo? No way are they going that hard to be memelords.

JOEL: Okay, let me look at this. Wha— That's weird as hell. How much hair dye do these two use? Hm. Could be clones? —snaps his fingers—Definitely clones. —he snorts loudly, laughing before clearing his throat— Ahem, uh. No shadow? That's dedication! I dunno, maybe it's some new challenge for the 'gram. Oh...but wait. I found a video. Look, Jade. No shadow. In a video. What the—

JADE: A video, guys. —A moment of muffled laughter before her mic cuts out, but the sound of it clicking on again is followed almost immediately— This is a big family, guys, and a big weird one because their other brother @sleepyfinch... Okay, wait, he himself is pretty normal, super cute, shout out, but guys, ghouls, you know who he has tagged in a recent post? Yet another influencer. Except this one is from Italy? @gaborealis; essentially, he’s a medium, so if you didn’t believe that the supernatural were at play beforehand... buckle up.

JOEL: Wait, wait, I'm still on the video thing. Who has time to edit a video? —his voice cracks when he says video and he covers his laughter as he focuses—

JADE: [wheezing] Shut up —there is no malice in her voice, and she’s laughing too.—

JOEL: So weird, I love it. Oh snap— the @gaborealis? It's time to get ghosty! —echoes "ghosty" and hums the Cha Cha Slide tune for a couple seconds— Okay, so wait. Does this mean everyone's favorite medium is also in the same place as...three? Three other influencers and this weird family of....maybe shapeshifters? No? Too crazy a theory?

JADE: You know what they say, cryptoddlers; no theory is too crazy. Everything Einstein came up with? Theory.

JOEL: Bringing Einstein into it, huh?

JADE: Oh you know it. —a snort— Anyway, according to Devin’s boyfriend’s Instagram, it doesn’t end there. @spencerkeahi, a youtuber and disability rights advocate who comes from Hawaii is also there with that gaggle. Shout out to @elidrising for tagging people and location. So what are these influencers from all corners of the globe gathering together for? Well, let’s take a look at the original poster again. You go on their Twitter, and a few months back it’s all just videos of people... fighting? In some sort of underground place. Mayhaps... the same creepy basement that Major posted his last photo? —a small gasp, as though she’s surprised by this— No, that must be a coincidence... or is it?

Another spooky sound plays

JOEL: @elidrising is the man, dang! Are you tellin' me there's a...—he lowers his voice to a whisper— secret influencers-only Fight Club? I wouldn't put it past @devinitely TBH. Honestly, I'd join one...even though I guess I've broken the first rule but talking about it, huh? Actually— Jay, do you think we'd even be allowed to join? Are podcasters influencers? Poll in my story right now, let us know what y'all think.

JADE: Right now? Joel, this isn’t going up for another week, at least. —She’s obviously trying to sound less amused than she’s coming off— Once we get the blue check we’re influencers, so we’ve got a few million followers to go, I think.

JOEL: Yeah, right now! They'll hear that when the episode goes up and respond in real ti— Oh, no. You're right. Oops. No poll in my story, y'all. False alarm. Blue check, huh? You heard it here, cryptwizzlers, we're gonna get that blue check. Tell your friends, tell your family. Heck, tell that cute barista at your coffee shop to listen to our podcast! We might just do a giveaway when we get that lil' blue swoosh.

JADE: [clears her throat.] You know what’s a great way to get us that blue check, though?

A different, light sort of spooky music begins playing in the background, meaning that it’s time for the ad break

JOEL: Take it away!

JADE: Checking out a little app called Creature Comforts. Alright guys, not that this show isn’t one hundred percent real as it is, but for real, I love this app. A dating sim that features everyone’s favorite... for lack of a better term, monsters. Did you watch the Shape of Water and go, “Damn, I’d tap that”? Do you want to snuggle with a Sasquatch? Do you just wish you could find yourself a GF with more eyes? Well, have we got the app for you. Creature Comforts lets you do all this and more. A choose-your-own-adventure game where you can smooch beasts, marry Mothman, and ignore the outside world. It’s seriously all I want. And, if you enter the code cryptwins— that’s the name of the podcast you’re listening to, no capital letters, when you download the app, then it’s only 99 cents to play without ads. Which, trust me ghouls, is worth it. I don’t want anything interrupting my cut scene with the most stunning eyes in West Virginia.

JOEL: Don't forget that scuba diving date with Nessie! Or, or...that half-day hike with Bigfoot. —he's laughing again smh— There's a reason Jade does the ad reads and not me. But, I can tell you that Mothman is sure to sweep you off your feet. And it's not just because he can fly.

JADE: It’s the —a pause for finger snapping— alliteration for me. But that’s Creature Comforts, exactly how you think you’d spell it, don’t ask us ‘cause we’re dyslexic, and cryptwins, like the name of this podcast. Tweet us @cryptwins to let us know how far along you are, who you’re pursuing, and what mysteries you unlock about their backstories. Now... I think it’s time for a timeline, just to get us sorted out, what do you think, Joel?

JOEL: Personally, I'm still tryin' to land a date with the Creature from the Black Lagoon. I guess we'll see what happens. Aw heck yeah! Give us a timeline, give us the dirt. — a laugh — Give the people what they want!

JADE: Okay — the shuffling of paper is heard once more — We start in September: @majored goes off the grid after posting a creepy picture of himself in a weird outfit in a spooky basement. This is around the same time that the Scarlet Surfer was in NYC for fashion week, which @majored accompanied him to, meaning that it isn’t entirely out of the question for him to still be in New York. Also on social media at this time is @devinitely and @loganvance also both is cowboy outfits, though the creepy basement is absent from both of them.

JOEL: I guess September isn't too early for weird Halloween stuff to start? What with the spooky basement and everything. Right? And everyone loves a cowboy moment— or have cowboys become the new clown? I heard there was a clown renaissance and people like them now? I don't really know where we stand on the whole clown— what?

JADE: I see our next hot debate. Cowboys: Hot or not? Personally, I liked cow print, but I can see cowboys going out soon. Once they reach killer clown status is when it’ll be ideal for me.

JOEL: Personally, I vote hot. And uhhh, not to kinkshame you Jay, but killer clowns are a no from me.

JADE: [tsks] Kinkshamed, by my own brother no less.

JOEL: [a loud laugh] You know I'm just kidding. No kinkshaking, ya heard? I'd literally let the Jersey Devil step on me so. To each their own.

JADE: [snorting] Um, gross.

JADE: Now to October: There is a production of Rocky Horror, a cast photo is uploaded to @elidrising, the account of @devinitely’s boyfriend. This places not only @devinitely and @loganvance in Montauk, but it also places @crispyboiz and @_kllledbycain in Montauk too. These are two of the people that are suspected to belong in the video by @ime.are, in which (suspected) @_kllledbycain, dressed as Kakashi Hatake attacked @majored, only to be torn apart by good citizen @crispyboiz. This video is the first that we’ve seen of @majored since his last post, and he offers nothing in response to it.

JOEL: Okay. Okay. Now, you know I love a good shadow-cast of Rocky Horror. I've always wanted to play Frank. I would rock that part. Am I wrong? —he laughs— But okay, that's - count 'em - three influencers in one place? If @elidrising is there, we can assume @devinitely is too because she was in the same location as, uh, whatshername? Logan? And that's the same location as @ime.are. Who took the video of Kakashi kicking @majored's ass. @_kllledbycain— more like killedbyKakashi, eh? Seriously why are all these people together?

JOEL: [as an afterthought] It's gotta be a cult.

JADE: November to December: Nothing happens with @majored, @ime.are also offers nothing except for quote unquote “#teamkakashi”, which is funny because they never tagged Kakashi, but anyways. Upon deeper inspection, there are videos on their Twitter from last May, of people in a fighting ring. And then people fighting on a lake? But the fighting ring looks super dangerous and I dunno, like you said, cult-y? Fight-club-y? Call it what you will. In any case, we are led to believe that this fighting has been going on for some time in the background.

JOEL: Okay, come on. That’s definitely a cult. I’ve seen the movie, can confirm. — he groans— Literally what is an Italian astrologer doing there? Wait, wait, wait. Montauk? You said Montauk. Montauk, as in on Long Island. As in like —he drops his voice to a stage-whisper— the part of Long Island that peeps believe to be the site of a government cover-up involving kidnapping, mind control, and time travel? The part that inspired Stranger Things? That Montauk? Snap. I can’t believe I didn’t put two and two together sooner. Jade, Jade. What if this is, I don’t know, like, MKUltra 2.0?

JADE: Yes, yes that Montauk, I’m glad you picked up on that. Look, I’m not saying that it’s an influencer’s-only thing, but I am saying that some might be in the area, and maybe involved. At the same time throughout all of this, we have a culmination of more influencers seeming to know this network of people. @gaborealis, an Italian astrologer, is seen in pictures of @sleepyfinch, who was also in the production of Rocky Horror, and has pictures with @crispyboiz and, god, this name is a freaking nightmare, @_kllledbycain. Not to mention this guy has many pictures of weird… family members? Who sometimes look alike? Okay, but seriously, @kodakola and @sonofpeter, how is your hair not straw at this point? Is it wigs? I think my hair would simply fall out. And y’all using Insta filters or what, cause… I’m not gonna get into it, let’s keep going.

JOEL: Maybe they're makeup vloggers or something. Gotta change up the look for views, right? Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe and uhhhh, smash that follow button— or whatever YouTubers say. —he laughs— Okay but seriously, yeah. @sonofpeter, @kodakola, whatever you two are doing to your hair, let me know because I'm trying to bleach my hair and dye it bright purple without it falling out. And since we're doing it at our next stop, well, your advice will probably be too late. But still, what are your secrets? Is it...clones?

JADE: Joel! —she’s laughing again.— Timeline and then theories. —she clears her throat— After that long silence, a Tweet emerges. January 8th. "Can’t believe @majored SPAT on me and called me a C-Blank-Blank-T when he checked into @SDFamilyMotel last night”. This places Major across the country from where we believed him to be, but acting so strangely that one must wonder… was that really him? Or was it someone that just looked like him? Or was it a cry for help? Nothing’s been heard since from @majored, which I guess… leads us to our theories. —a pause— You were saying… clones, Joel?

JOEL: Sheeeeesh, this is not @majored's year. I gotta say, this sounds totally different from the vibe that this guy used to put out on his social media. Obviously Instagram is fake blah blah blah, you know the spiel, but like. Damn. He spit on them? —a pause as he considers what his sibling has said— You know....I think that's a really good point. Was that even the real him? Will the real Ed Major please stand up?

JADE: I know. It just seems out of character, and terrible for a reputation, but it also would make sense if... One, this is a fake @majored, meant to stir up controversy before he goes underground again. And with an action like spitting on someone and calling them a name like that? Who cares what the dude does after that? Unfollowed, cancelled, whatever. And why would this guy want to go underground, well, I'm glad you're so interested. Well, the official Cryptwins theory is that maybe... just maybe, the crazy, government cover-up Montauk that we all know and love isn't that far from truth. We see that they have means of covering up shadows —she lets out a laugh— and people whose faces just change? And who else is there, @spencerkeahi, someone who explains rehabilitation, maybe someone who has experience helping people get used to being a clone? @ime.are, a nurse who enjoys taking videos of people fighting? It all adds up, people!

JOEL: Yeah, seriously. With the real @majored MIA, there would be no one to combat the backlash from this supposed...clone? Imposter? And maybe that’s what they want. Looks like Montauk isn’t the ideal vacation spot anymore, huh? Even if their seaside cabins are super chill and homey. But I digress. Something sinister is going on. Something bigger than we can even imagine. A secret underground facility that’s...cloning influencers? Training them? Your guess is as good as mine. And that’s why we’re on this road trip, isn’t that right Jade? To get some answers?

JADE: Exactly. —it sounds as though she is holding back a laugh or a cough.— Cross country roadtrip in which we explore different topics like this one, and on the way, we'll document our progress and any spooky encounters. Check out our insta, @cryptwins to get all the updates, and consider hitting us up on Patreon if you want us to be able to afford the gas to get all the way to the east coast.

JOEL: I’ll be posting behind the scenes content in the “ROADTRIP” highlight on my Insta throughout the trip so be sure to check my stories. You might get lucky and find some special codes for Creature Comforts but, hey. You didn’t hear it from me. -he laughs and there’s the distinct sound of a bag of chips being opened- What Jade meant to say is gas and snack money. So yeah, go go go! Check out the Patreon! We might even do a giveaway at the end of our trip, get you guys some cool souvenirs we pick up on our travels. Not a bad idea, eh?

JADE: Joel, my ears are literally bleeding right now. Thanks. Anyway, our second theory will also be exclusive to our Patrons, so be sure to get the full video there. Cryptwins... out...

Her voice fades out and the music from the beginning fades in, takes over, and plays until the end of the track.

#c: jade #c: jadejoel #a major occurance

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rainofaugustsith · 3 years

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SWTOR: Full list of future predictions

I am writing up a post with my predictions for future storylines (I’m right sometimes!).

SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING INCLUDING SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE AND ECHOES OF OBLIVION

The Mandalorian storyline

We're going to be placed in the position of supporting Shae Vizla or not, and our actions will determine who the Mandalorians side with overall and who they attack - which will have additional consequences for the larger war.

At the end of the Spirit of Vengeance story, Heta Kol takes off her helmet, looks at the Clan Caldera banner and says mando'ad draar digu, which translates to "A Mandalorian never forgets." Personally I think we're going to find out she is related to Torian in some way. Mother. Sister. Old friend. There's a reason she stole the Clan Cadera banner specifically. I don't think she's there to avenge Torian, because her actions are the same regardless if Torian is alive or dead. But I think that may factor into how she views the Commander.

What do we know about Torian's clan? Clan Cadera, along with Ordo's clan, broke with Mandalore and the others to support the Republic instead of the Empire. This brought great shame on the clan - although from what we see of Jicoln Cadera on Taris, I have a feeling there were numerous other things that he did to cause shame. Regardless, Kol and her allies may view Clan Cadera as a symbol of resistance. I don't have a feeling that her group has any special love for the Republic, just the mindset of rebelling against the other factions.

The second ship in the flashpoint belongs to the Darmanda - we met them on Mek-Sha. We were able to extract a favor from Indigo if we did one for him, but he may have his own agenda apart from Kol's. His group seemed to want to splinter away from the Mandalorians altogether. There's also some measure of dissent shown amongst Kol's allies. I think it's therefore possible we will have two battles going on - we may have to choose to ally with someone against Kol, and decide to support Shae as Mandalore or someone else. Vaylin Strikes Back.

Yep, we've got another Dead Person Who Isn't Actually Dead. This one's pretty obvious given the clues in Echoes of Oblivion. Vaylin 'borrowed' the corpse of one of Satele Shan's students and now she's hanging out on Coruscant. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

I think that Vaylin may show up as a very obvious foe if Senya and Arcann are still alive. You helped two people who participated in her subjugation and did nothing to stop it. In Echoes of Oblivion she is pissed at all of you, has words for you, and says she’s there because she’s being dragged along. You've now had two letters from Senya who is worried that Vaylin's spirit won't rest. She's going to come back, she's going to be pissed off and she's likely going to want revenge.

On the other hand, if you killed Senya and Arcann, I think Vaylin may be far more amiable to the PC. After all, in KOTET, she's not angry you killed them. She's only angry you got to kill Senya before she did, and you can still talk her through that. She actually says that the PC is "fun" if they give her the right answer. And in Echoes of Oblivion, if you killed Arcann and Senya, Vaylin does not show any animosity toward you - even when the rest of her family does. She doesn't even look at her family. Instead, she turns to zap Tenebrae with lightning when he advances toward you.

In the former scenario I think it's going to be Stop Vaylin Again or Convert her to the Jedi!! as the storyline. In the latter I think you may have a chance to gain her allegiance and let her live her life.

Task Force Nova

If you are Republic, Daerunn and Gnost-Dural let you know that they are developing Task Force Nova to bring Jedi back into the fold. There are also at least two conversations where it's pointed out that some Jedi really do not want to return to war, and others are still in hiding or working strictly in non-combat roles. Gnost-Dural repeatedly says that it is the Jedis' "duty" to fight for the Republic and that doesn't seem to have an endpoint.

Arn Peralun supports all of the above. He's clearly dealing with some very deep trauma but is being forced to remain on the front lines.

I think this is an issue that is going to have an impact on characters from both factions, and loyalists and saboteurs alike. Do you help Gnost-Dural recruit and conscript Jedi who may not wish to fight in a war again? Do you protect Jedi who are fleeing Task Force Nova? What about the Jedi on the Alliance base?

I also think that if scripted right, this can be a nuanced issue. IMHO OCs from both factions may want to protect Jedi from being forced to return to the battlefield if that is not their wish. Let's hope the devs don't make that one of their famous "either you're singing Sound of Music on the mountainside or you kick puppies for fun" choices.

Malgus

By now we've had lots of evidence that Malgus was subjected to some pretty hardcore conditioning when he was pulled from carbonite or otherwise brought back from the dead. There's also evidence that Malgus is on his way to Dantooine to try to shake his conditioning. It's the Imperial Agent Chapter 2 story, but amplified.

My personal hypothesis is this: There's scrapped footage showing the Zakuul twins bringing Malgus - in carbonite - as a present to their father. There are rumors that Arcann and Acina were chummy for a time. So...part of the deal with Acina and the Eternal Empire was to return Malgus, complete with awful Nathema-style conditioning, so Acina could have an enforcer. Along with putting down her opponents, she put down those who would have looked for the Empire's fighters.

That could have been the Outlander. Acina surely would have loved to use them as a tool. But why wasn't it? Because Valkorion was in the Outlander's head, Arcann knew that, and he sure as hell wasn't about to let Daddy run around freely in the Empire again. Valkorion's presence also may have made it impossible to condition the Outlander.

But I do think that both Acina AND Saresh knew damned well where the Outlander was, they just were not about to free them.

This supports Quinn being thrown in jail for searching for the Sith Warrior and also supports Lana Beniko being forced to flee...she was digging too deep and asking too many questions, and she also was a powerful Sith who very much had the ability to counter Acina. Elara Dorne suffered a similar fate; she kept asking and asking and the Republic military censured her. Kira and Scourge and the Bounty Hunter companions did go look, but they very clearly broke from their factions to do so.

When does the Sith Empire officially ally with the Alliance? When Arcann is deposed. Before that, as per Ranken, the Sith Empire cannot openly support the Alliance. Vaylin's in charge, and for whatever reason, they're not about to deal with her. They see an opening to overthrow the Eternal Empire and they grab for that chance with all their might. I actually do believe Acina when she says she wants to protect her people and also that she has changed the Empire for the better. But I also believe that like other leaders in both factions, she will slaughter as needed.

And here's a fun twist - Arcann also knew about Malgus's programming and could turn him on Acina if the Empire crossed him or tried to fight back. The complication to this hypothesis is that if Arcann is still alive he still could do that, but he's not currently the Emperor of Zakuul in charge of a scary fleet so his power may be limited. But this would explain why Acina's so much more willing to deal when Arcann's out of the picture as a ruler.

I think that we're going to have to help or hinder Malgus's deconditioning, and then perhaps we're also going to be faced with a difficult choice: do we align with Malgus or with the Sith Empress/Emperor? For me, this would be a far easier choice if the ruler is Acina vs. Vowrawn, but it may mean the difference between the Empire adopting a more progressive bent or going back to being more totalitarian. This is something that could affect both sides, and thus I think both sides will have some impact.

#SWTOR #swtor predictions #kotfe #kotet #jedi under siege #onslaught #echoes of oblivion #spirit of vengeance #kotfe spoilers #kotet spoilers #onslaught spoilers #echoes of oblivion spoilers #spirit of vengeance spoilers #6.2 spoilers #swtor 6.2 spoilers #jedi under siege spoilers

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nimblermortal · 4 years

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Just an fyi, if I ever do rewrite an origins fic for the Old Guard, I am going to lift Booker’s plot entirely from Les Miserables.

(tl;dr - it takes Booker 18 years and the violent deaths of all his friends to agree to join the other immortals, and this is why Andromache just kidnaps Nile)

So Booker dies at Waterloo. You know who else died at Waterloo? Marius’s father.

Other things I’ve picked up around the fandom include that Booker was not a soldier (the only one who wasn’t!), he was a counterfeiter who got conscripted and he died when he was caught deserting. So Booker dies, the Old Guard drops what they’re doing to come fetch him, but when they show up Booker goes, “But that’s stupid. Why would I do that? I’m not a fighter. I paint money. I have a life to get back to. Go do your thing without me.”

He’s really stubborn about it, so eventually they just... do. Circle back every few years to verify that, yes, Booker is still at university, still turning them down. Maybe stick around for a few months hanging out in his café to remind him of their presence. Or maybe they do this for the duration! But it’s an eighteen-year duration, because that’s how long it takes for Booker to notice his son is in his class.

Or rather, for Coufeyrac to drag his new friend/roommate over to Booker and go, “Isn’t it hilarious how much alike you two look?”

which jolts Booker out of his academic fugue state enough to proffer an invitation to Marius to join them at the café, and to start taking an active interest in the political discussions they’re having there, and to begin making elegant points. At which we come to the serious business Les Mis crossover:

-Andromache is Grantaire, sitting in a corner with her drunkenness and cynicism. She knows how this one is going to end, but she can’t drop it because Booker is immortal. (Also because she’s getting slowly drawn in by his rhetoric, shhhh.) -Yusuf and Nicoló and Victor Hugo are Jolly, L’esgle, and Musichetta, not necessarily in that order. Writer’s/reader’s choice about whether Yusuf and Nicoló are actually seducing Hugo, or whether they just get on really well. Regardless, Yusuf is spending a lot of time trying to persuade Hugo to write Nicoló into one of his stories as the most beautiful man who ever existed. -which, spoilers, Hugo does afterwards, but for the functionality of the story he conflates him with Booker and creates Enjolras -the rest of the café exists in some form that Hugo exaggerates in order to fill out the cast of the Amis. Also, Yusuf and Nicoló disagree about Hugo’s tangents - one of them is Team Pay Your Writers (So They Don’t Have to Make Up Weird Long Extra Bits) and the other one is Team Don’t Sabotage the Boy, Dear and admittedly both of them learn a lot about Paris’s sewer system that comes in handy later...

...when Booker, or really the lot of them, get overly excited about the death of General Lamarque and the whole June Revolution gets kicked off.

Booker’s son Marius does not die of cancer. They have a much more condensed drama in which Booker is the first to die on the battlefield and Marius goes, “Wow, you’re immortal? You should share, that means we could REALLY get some work done with the saving of the people of France!” and Booker is all, “Uh, no, I cannot share” and then, I don’t know, maybe Andromache dies and Marius goes, “So you can’t share, huh?” and this gets progressively dialed up as their situation devolves with the arrival of additional guardsmen, cannons, etc.

At one point a volunteer shows up in a guards uniform, a la Les Mis, and they offer it to anyone who wants out, and that turns into, “Let’s get Hugo out, he can tell our story.” Goodbye, Victor Hugo, hope you enjoyed your time inside one of your own stories!

And then they all die. I’m going for a 2012 movie version of their deaths, partly because that’s what they’re familiar with, partly because I enjoy the ‘corpses hanging out the window’ moment. In this version, obviously, there is no Jean Valjean to cart Marius’s dying body to safety; Marius just dies, and one way or another, it’s Booker’s fault. (Booker does not read Les Mis, and is grumpy about it becoming a classic.)

It gets down to the four immortals. Andromache is going, “All right, what’s your plan here, revolutionary leader? Or are you going to turn this one over to me?” Booker is looking for a way out, there has to be a way out, they can’t all just die here!

(He’s died of desertion once and of neglect a couple of times in his fugue academic wanderings, but the problem with dying of neglect is that it didn’t exactly register right - anyway, he doesn’t believe he’s immortal, or perhaps he’s forgotten in the heat of the moment.)

Andy pulls him upstairs, leaving Yusuf and Nicoló to guard the stairs (bizarrely cheerful about their impending doom), to give him a little more time to make his decision - die, pretend to stay dead, and join them, or... whatever the heck plan he’s coming up with in this panic. He’s still panicking, trying to tell Andy to put on skirts and pretend she was coerced so the guards won’t shoot her. Andy decides he’s hysterical and tries giving him a couple of smacks, which is when the guards walk in.

This is the bit Hugo sees: when Andromache drops Booker’s lapels and steps back, one pace. The guards hesitate; Andromache is not their goal. And their world seems strangely quiet as she looks at Booker and asks, “Do you permit it?”

And he gives her a shaky nod, and she throws herself into him (and out the window!) as the guns report.

Hugo high-tails it out of there. Andromache hangs on to Booker as the both of them recover. The guard secures the café and takes off. A few minutes later, Yusuf and Nicoló show up at the top of the window and reel in their boss.

“So, is he ready to come with us now?” Yusuf asks, cheerful and riddled with bullet holes. He’s mostly just excited about getting to do things other than sit in a café for eighteen years, charming little French writer or no.

“I’m sorry it did not work out for you,” Nicoló consoles.

“We’re not waiting eighteen years for the next one to develop a death pact,” Andromache promises. She’s already fantasizing about how much better this would have worked out if they had just shot Booker and dragged him off to a safehouse somewhere.

Booker goes with them. Booker has all his emotional baggage neatly packed, the toast of his emotions prepared for a liberal slathering of the butter of blame, which will quietly sink into said toast over the next few decades as he gets used to his new family and their relentless love of mankind, and plays the café scene over and over in his head until he realizes that there was not, in fact, a way any of them could have saved Marius.

#the old guard #les mis #they're remarkably impatient with Nile and yes there are other pressures #but I like to think Booker is why #also once he agrees to go with them they go back to speaking Latin and nickname him Liber #and the puns on books/freedom/drinking work SO MUCH BETTER if Booker is ALSO a June Revolutionary

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radiantmists · 3 years

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rhythm of war part two thoughts

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (spoilers through the second interludes under the cut, and at the very bottom some comments based on what i have to assume is a major spoiler for the entire book, or close to it, though i'm warning again beforehand.)

well, last things first: taravangian's working against odium! i'm super excited about this, and very happy about the support for the concept that Taravangian's compassion isn't his curse, it's just the division of his intelligence and compassion that's sthe problem.

so we've been able to talk to the sibling, who is mostly trying to help despite genuinely feeling that what navani is doing is wrong. except now they're locked away, and navani is under the direct scrutiny of rabaniel and messing around with her is going to be risky. that being said, we're on our way to some very interesting revelations about how investiture works on roshar:

the stormfather is purely of honor. the sibling is a mix of honor and cultivation. the nightwatcher is purely cultivation

the sibling should not be able to function on pure stormlight, because it's purely of honor.

lift may not run on stormlight at all-- we already knew she can't pull it from spheres.

adhesion, which is somehow a fake surge and purely of honor, is not totally cancelled by whatever rabaniel did to the sibling. from lift's interlude, neither is regrowth when she uses it, which if i had to pick is the surge i would choose to be purely of cultivation.

as far as we can tell, people can still draw in stormlight with no issue, they just cant use it to power surges.

windrunners, who bond honorspren, are less affected by the fabrial: this applies especially to kaladin and syl, and we know syl is different from other honorspren, older. my money is that she's in some way more fully of honor than the others. lift, who's been hugely modified by cultivation directly, is also immune. the edgedancers as a whole are not immune and apparently are reacting as badly as anyone else.

...syl notes in the last set of interludes that she's different from other honorspren, mentally. is this a byproduct of whatever she did to sneak out of shadesmar, or of her being older? interesting.

To me, this all implies that whatever rabaniel did interferes with how cultivation and honor interact. lift, who seemingly only uses cultivation's investiture, can power the surge that seems most directly associated with cultivation; kaladin, probably closest to honor, can do the surge that seems to be entirely honor. the regular edgedancers aren't immune at all because they run on stormlight; the windrunners are somewhat but not fully immune because they're almost fully of honor, but cultivation likely had some hand in the way honorspren were made after the shattering.

Regrowth really is a very odd surge, compared to the others, which seem to deal with much more fundamental physical forces.

the fused do have access to regrowth while powered by voidlight, though. interesting.

speaking of: did navani's weird sphere contain some kind of... cultivationlight? or maybe it's some kind of combination, and that's why the sphere exploded right around the time of rabiniel's experiments (or the sibling was drawing on it somehow?)

on a more immediate level, the current tower resistance is as follows: navani, under constant monitoring but she has the best chance to figure out how to fix this shit. kaladin, who's a mess, being hunted by the pursuer, and who's about to start getting suicide-baiting nightmares from odium, but he does know how to fight! lift, who's amazing and knows how to sneak around the tower but is being hunted by someone who i assume has to be mraize. and rlain, masquerading as a singer (im so worried about him i hope he's okay).

if this somehow ends with kaladin killing mraize to protect lift before he can give shallan answers, i'm going to fucking SCREAM.

speaking of frustrating things: lirin turn on ur location i just wanna talk. Kaladin was actually rebuilding himself until this whole invasion thing, and i don't understand how lirin can look at a man who's that committed to doing good, sees exactly what it is that drives him to kill, and then calls him a monster.

I loved Kaladin's efforts to deal with mental health care! He's in the unique position ofhaving way more political power than any medical professional, darkeyes, or mentally ill person could ever have hoped to have, and I really want to see him come back to this once the world is burning down a bit less again, especially because it genuinely seemed to be helping him.

navani's plots have sorta been subsumed into this whole plotline, but i enjoyed what we got-- the little episode with the other scholars taking bets on whether she'd use tomor's fabrial was adorable, and i also liked how clear it is that they look to her to make things work.

moving on, uh... shadesmar stuff.

adolin's making some progress at waking maya! she doesn't talk but she shows a clearly unusual ability to learn and make independent decisions. i love it.

...also the thing with notum's horse implies that ryshadium are sentient enough to imagine spren. that's fun, and also terrifying.

adolin offering to stand trial for the crimes of humanity is fascinating, but all i'm thinking about is the episode of avatar where he agrees to stand trial for kyoshi, except in this case we already know that humanity did actually do the thing he's in trouble for. it would be unjust to punish adolin for it, but... i worry.

especially because there are, apparently, new deadeyes. this isn't extraordinarily surprising as syl was two skips away from death (though, im curious, does it work differently if the spren's never been a blade prior to dying? or are there just deadeyes wandering around who aren't tied to blades?) but it is very alarming.

and then there's the other thing: pattern is lying to shallan. i frankly don't think it's as simple as him being a spy for the ghostbloods; we saw even here that he's a terrible liar, and to have concealed this he'd have to have been pretty impressive.

on the other hand there was clearly some shit going on between shallan, her family, and the ghostbloods when she first got pattern. he's admitted that he has more exposure to humans than most spren. it doesn't look great, honestly.

i also appreciate that brandon is acknowledging how fucking weird shallan's timeline is. hopefully we get some answers about this.

adolin and shallan's relationship continues to be adorable; the sequence with the starspren is lovely and i totally get why it's brandon's favorite chapter in this part. between this and part one, he clearly enjoyed how the shadolin came out in this book and i agree. the fact that his romances continue after the marriage, with issues beyond just jealousy, is one of my favorite things about sanderson books.

venli's whole set of pov's this part was about walking up to urithiru. i really do want to like her, but she spends a ton of time just following more dynamic characters around and observing in these first two parts, and if not for the juicy secrets rabaniel's been dropping, it would make me just want to get back to other characters. hopefully that'll change in the next few parts.

i was going to make a comment about how we havent even had flashbacks yet, but i just glanced at the POVs for the next part, so I guess those are coming. I do wonder if these eshonai flashbacks will be info venli knows, or what.

she did kill someone for the first time, and attuned the rhythm of the lost for the dead man. the whole incident disturbs her, and i appreciated that as the rest of our viewpoint characters are extremely accustomed to death. i'm interested in seeing how this affects her going forward.

the epigraphs are so exciting! sazed is writing to hoid again, but this time he's gotten his bearings and spoken to some new shards... ones we haven't heard from before! also he asks hoid to say hi when he's on scadrial, which, fair enough tbh. i dont remember whether hoid shows up much in mistborn era 2 but for some reason i have the feeling he is not going to oblige this request.

the epigraph where sazed mentions he wants someone who can both preserve and kill immediately made me think of kaladin. (i think this is what he ends up trying to do with wax, but shhhh) he and sazed would agree on a lot of things philosophically, i think. (omg au where kaladin ends up working for sazed?? i have no idea how this would work the idea just fascinates me.

...where are the heralds? did dalinar take them with him, or are they in the tower? if the latter, are they also passed out? probably not, since they're not radiants, right? although whatever they are is very investiture-dependent so who knows. vasher's probably alright.

why is odium afraid of nightblood? is he worried it could eat him?

lots of POVs for the next part, but no shadesmar crew, so i guess we'll find out whether adolin gets executed by honorspren later. i do wonder why so many pov's from the battlefront; i guess something more is going to happen along those lines than i'd really expected. crossed fingers for some actual insight into renarin, finally.

in light of said spoiler: holy god i hope that division (between taravangian's intelligence and compassion) doesn't continue, though I have the horrible feeling that it will. This puts sazed's discussion of the intent of a shard combined with the cleverness of its vessel into a terrifying light: a godlike being who is at his smartest when he's a complete sociopath is like, the worst case scenario, not even taking into account that the odium shard is uniquely suited to make people act on impulses. this is so bad.

but i can't know the full extent of that until i read the context, so let's move on!

#row liveblog #row spoilers #holy shit

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mrsarthurcurry · 5 years

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Pride Month- Chubby! Thor x Male Reader- Smut and Fluff

Chubby Thor Smut and Fluff requested by @winchesterzforever

END GAME SPOILERS

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“Pride Month?” My boyfriend Thor asks tilting his head as he tilted his head at me. “Pride Month is were people of different sexuality, genders, and supporters come together and celebrate they’re individualities.” I explain. “Is that not a normal thing?” He asks. I was taken aback but understand Thor doesn’t know about all of Earth’s celebrations. “Now and days yes but in the past it was very frowned upon and even illegal if anyone found out you liked anyone of the same sex or believed you were of a different gender then you were born as they would accuse sometime you of being a witch and burn you, or throw stones, at you or even kill you.” I explain.

Thor stares at me and blinks. “Wait what? On Asgard or well you know what I mean. We don’t believe in gender or think homosexuality is wrong. In fact all Asgardians have a female and a male form. I thought everyone did but I guess I was wrong....” Thor mumbles and shakes his head. “Wow, never knew midgardian were this cruel.” He stats. “Well, Now and Days people are open to this sort of things but not everyone feels the same.” I explain.

“Well why not?” Thor asks. “Because they believe that the world should be a certain way they were taught and never change.” I tell him. “Wow.” Thor chuckles. “Asgard is so much more simpler then Midgard.” Thor says then frowns. “I miss Asgard.” Thor mumbles. “I know baby.” I say kissing his back. “Do you think Pride Month is still around?” Thor asks. “Pride Month will always be around and nobody can change that not even Th-” I start and Thor looks at me tears in his eyes. “Don’t say that name!” He whimpers. “Shhhh, nobody can take away our pride not even that guy.” I tell him.

Thor cuddles softly in my arms. I was dating Thor when he was fit and we lost we were real lucky to be together after Thanos snapped his fingers. Thor became depressed after killing Thanos, he had lost so much in his life. He started to gain a lot of weight and feared I would leave him for being ‘fat’ but now he is my fluffy Thor. I love this man so much and I don’t think I could ever bear not having him in my life. I turned towards Thor and began kissing him and he kissed me back. I roll on top of Thor and continued our mini make out session.

I pulled away. “I love you.” I say as I began to kiss down my body making sure to love all his fluffy rolls. I pulled off his pants and his cock sprung out rock hard slapping me in the face. I arch my eye brow looking up at Thor. “Already?” I didn’t even do anything yet?” He asks and Thor let out a cute awkward chuckle. “Yeah, sometimes that happens I don’t even need to do anything.” He says. “Well that’s okay.” I say licking the head of his cock. Thor shuddered slightly looking down at me letting out a soft moan. I take Thor into my mouth and each bob of my head I slowly went deeper.

Thor groans gripping on to my head guiding my head a little faster. I start to feel Thor’s cock twitch in my mouth as he came. I pop my mouth off his cock looking up at him. I swallow and Thor smiles pulling me up towards him for a kiss. He stripped me of my clothes pushing me on the bed face first and my ass in the air. Thor reaches in his drawer and pulls out some lube. He rubs some on my ass hole and on his cock. He put the head of his cock at my hole. “Tell me what you want?” He asks smacking his lubricated cock on my ass. “I want you to fuck me!” I moan.

Thor slaps my ass and I arch my back. “Ask me again properly.” Thor groans. “Please Fuck me, My King!” I moan and cock pushes his cock in slowly. I moan as I feel a mix of pain and pleasure as his cock stretches my walls. After minutes being used to it I nod for him to go faster. Oh boy did he go Faster! He thrust his hips as fast and hard as he can. I felt like I was going mad from the pleasure. “My king!~” I moan as I came and I hear him groaning loudly has his hips became sloppy as he came as well. He pulls out after we calm down from our highs. Thor plops next to me and we cuddle. “I love you Thor.” I say. “I love you too, Y/n.”

“Happy Pride Month.”

“Happy Pride Month, Thor.”

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saeyoungsspaceprincess · 5 years

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Saeyoung and Saeran finding out MC was a victim of the prime minister as well

I just thought of this idea and thought this would be something I could write. I think this is going to be a long one…

(Just to mention it, my MC is usually female. MC is only male if I specially mention it)

[SPOILER ALERT!! Trigger Warning: Character death, Angst, trauma, orphan, violence, branding] If you are sensitive to anything of that, do not read!!

I hope you enjoy! If you want you can leave a comment. If you don't want to leave a comment you don't need to.

But let's get started!

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MC is the daughter of some famous politicians, that would have been running the country… if they hadn't got killed by the prime minister.

It was my tenth birthday. I loved my life, sure because of all the fame my parents had, I could get stressed easily sometimes or feel pressured. But my mom and dad always made sure I was happy and they had enough time for me.

It was never really like in those movies where the kid was depressed because the parents ignored their child.

I was so happy.

And everyone loved me.

But suddenly, my whole life changed…

As I went out of my room, I heard it. The fire alarm. And then I could see it, the fire, glowing its orange light, making the whole hallway light up.

And then I remembered, my parents are exactly where the fire is coming from. I run into the fire, feeling the smoke practically burn out my lungs as I cough uncontrollably.

I passed the kitchen and take just a short peek inside. Red. Red liquid, all over the floor. I keep running, feeling my heart thump in my chest.

And then I reached the room. And I can see it. Blood. Blood, everywhere. My mother is lying on the ground, a puddle of blood surrounding her body.

My father. He's sitting down with a hole in his forehead. Blood, blood everywhere.

And then I saw it, my mother is moving, moving to me.

"Run… run away as fast and far as you can. The… prime minister did this. So… don't you ever trust him, he… wants you too"

Run. Run! RUN!

'I have to run, keep running. My feet are hurting so much. But I have to keep running.

Mom. Dad. Are they really? No. NO! They can't be, no. Please. It hurts so much. Everyone, everyone… they… are really...... dead…'

I've been in the forest for two days by now. No food. No fresh clothes. No shoes. No water, aside from the river near a cave I found and am now staying in.

"Yes, we're still searching. No, but we are following footsteps that match hers. Yes, we will find her. Over." I heed a man groan in frustration.

'I have to go'

I get up and start running again. But this time, I won't stop. Run. Run endlessly.

"I found her! There she is! She's trying to run away!" the man screams, alarming other men who are now coming from every direction. There's no way to run.

They grab me and I can't do anything. Suddenly everything just goes black.

............

When I wake up, the only thing I can see is this pitchblack darkness.

'I want to go back to mommy and daddy'

It feels like an eternity passed when someone takes me out of the pitch black.

But then I realized it wasn't a good thing at all. There were people and a fire. They tied me to a table and held some kind of iron into the fire.

It was glowing when they took it out, a gut wrenching feeling overcame me just from the look of it as they came into my direction.

I saw the iron come closer and closer until I felt the most staggering pain I've ever felt. I scream, but I don't really scream. It sounds like the sound of an animal screaming.

...........

Half of an eternity after, I hear the men outside my door making weird noises.

Suddenly my door is slammed open, I do everything I can not to make a single noise. As my eyes adjust to the sudden brightness, I can see that those men coming in must be from the police.

One of the men spots me and slowly makes his way to me, all the whilst talking to me soothingly.

I was brought to the hospital and the police gave me a new identity so noting will happen to me.

I've been adopted by a female officer and had a normal life since then, just my trauma stayed. But if I learned one thing, I learned to not let the bad things affect me too much, to step up for myself, but never hurt anyone just because of my own hurt. To never give up on someone, because my new mom never gave up on me. And I learned that being scared isn't what makes someone weak, but being scared and not ever facing your fear, that is what really makes someone weak.

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Saeyoung

He was typing out on his computer, researching after his father since his father found a trail of him. He didn't want to tell her about what happened yet. He knew, no secrets, but he won't hide it forever, just for now.

She was on the TV when she saw it, the prime minister held a speech about the (last name) family. Her family. He was talking about how much it had affected the country. And then he talked about her. The talented little girl. And then she saw her home, on fire. All her memories came rushing back. She couldn't help her scream.

Saeyoung heard a scream. Her scream. Had his father already found them? Was it one of his many enemies?

He never ran this fast in his life, grabbing the gun he had always around him, even if she always protested against the gun.

The TV was still turned on, but MC didn't seem to be there. He silently checked every corner for any cameras or bugs and then he found her.

She was pressed into the darkest corner of the room, her knees pulled up and her head hidden behind them, while she hugged herself. It was like she was trying to be as small as she could.

"Hey, shh, MC. I-it's me Saeyoung, you're allright. Everything thing is okay. We're both at home and Saeran moved out, remember?" he slowly came closer and closer to her small form.

"I'm going to touch you okay?" as he gets a slight nod from her, he gently lays his hand on her shoulder.

That's all that was needed for her to suddenly jump into his arms, making him fall in the process. She holds on to his shirt as if her life depended on it, starting to sob all the while Saeyoung wraps his arms protectively around her.

"Mom… dad… no…" MC mumbled without realizing as her tears start dampening Saeyoungs shirt.

"Hey, shhh… it's fine MC. Nothing is going to happen." Saeyoung tells her in a gentle, soothing voice.

After about half an hour calming her down, he starts questioning her what happened to make her react like that.

"It… my.. uhm… my family, they were killed, both of them. They were killed and then there… was fire… everywhere…" she trembled.

Saeyoung held her close while she told him everything that happened. Starting to cry as she told him, how can this world be so cruel to someone as bright and good as her. She left out only one thing about everything, the prime minister.

"You don't know who did this, do you?" he asks cautiously.

"I-i don't want to lie to you, yes I know who did it, but I don't want to tell you who it was…"

"Are you sure? I'd be able to crush those people in no time."

"But it would be shocking…"

"It's okay, I can take shocking. Defender of Justice wants bring justice for his lovely 606."

"It-it was your father, the prime minister."

At the mention of his father, Saeyoungs hold on her tightens. His father wouldn't even leave her alone, who else did he hurt. All his research never revealed what happened to her. What else did he miss?

"I'll protect you, I promise. MC, nothing will ever happen." Saeyoung rubs her back, though it seems more like he's trying to comfort himself.

MC brings one hand up to her boyfriend's cheek and strokes him. "Thank you, I love you."

"I love you too, my 606."

Saeran

Saeran was in the bathroom, she thought he was brushing his teeth so she went inside as well. But as she got inside she saw her boyfriend in only his boxers.

They stared at each other for a moment, both starting to blush until Saeran hid himself and asked MC to leave.

After taking a shower, Saeran came back out. His look was a little sad, as if he would now lose you. "You saw them, didn't you?" he asked cautiously and in a silent tone.

"What do you mean, dear?"

"The-… my scars, they're so ugly. I'm so so sorry you had to see this."

Is he - insecure?

"Saeran… yes I saw them, but you don't have to feel insecure. I understand the feeling, because I do too." you smile slightly, though it's more of a sad smile.

"Were both in the same boat, Sae, wait a second," you pull up your shirt and turn around to reveal your brandmark, "I don't like people seeing that as well. Especially because of the story it holds." you let your shirt fall down again and pull him into a tight hug.

"I love you, all of you." you tell him lovingly.

.........one week later.........

"MC. You said there was a story to how you got your… scar. Did-were you abused?" he looks you straight in the eye, smiling apologetically to you.

"Kind of, it was only two weeks long as I was told. I don't really talk about it that much."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"It's, my family was killed and I was kidnapped and then tortured until the police came, saved me and gave me a new identity for my personal protection. I was adopted by my mom and lived under her protection nearly my whole life." you didn't realize you were crying until Saeran cupped your cheek and wiped your tears away with his thumbs. "I just really miss them."

Saeran pulls you into a tight hug, holding you and letting you cry.

"Shhhh, it's okay. I love you." he pulls you up and carries you bridal style into the bedroom and sits onto the bed with you in his lap.

Your tears start staining his shirt and he pulls you closer to hide his own tears that slip out of his eyes.

The two of you sit there, you cluchting his shirt in your hands and he holding you and stroking your back affectionately. Both of you crying.

After the two of you stopped crying, Saeran musters up the courage to ask, "W-who was the one who did this to you and your family?" he takes a deep breath, "I feel like I really shouldn't ask this right now, but I want to help you. You don't have to answer."

"It-it's okay" you mumble, "I- it's just not anything you would expect…"

"Were your parents politicians? Or rather, (mother's name) and (father's name) (l/n)?"

Your eyes shoot open, they really are your parents.

"Ho-how did you know that?"

"I did research on my father, I found more that Saeyoung and V had collected. This was o e of the things I found… It just sounded like the story you told me…"

"So you know it was your father, I'm so sorry. I didn't want to-"

"No more being sorry, okay? You taught me about how people can't fully control what happens. It's not your fault. It's my father's." Saeran interrupts you.

"Thank you, I love you. So, so much." you pull your arms around Saerans torso and lean your head on his chest.

"He's in jail now. I will talk to Jumin about your familys history. Maybe we can do something. But I can't promise you anything, it might be better to never reveal anything. If it isn't too dangerous, I'll reveal this as well, without mentioning you. It would be too dangerous for you, but at least it would be better than doing nothing." Saeran kisses the top of your head, "Only if you want to, of course."

"Thank you so much, I-I need to think more over this." you answer.

"Take all the time you need, I love you." he pulls back and lifts your chin with his finger and kisses you, "How about some cuddles with a movie and ice cream? We could both take a break."

You smile and nod, "I love you Saeran, thank you."

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shirasade · 6 years

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Italian Institute Con 2: Saturday, part 2

First of all, once again three things: 1) These are my memories, not a dissertation or journalistic work, and will be focusing on Matt & Dom (with guest appearances from the rest of the cast *g*). 2) No hate. Y’all know my ship, and if I get grief about my “bias” this will be my last public report. 3) My phone camera is crap. Look elsewhere for good pictures. :)

After Dom’s panel there was a break, and then it was time for the moment our group had been waiting for the most - the parabatai panel! It started with Dom sitting away from Matt and the translator, and Matt was like “Why are you so far away?” To which Dom replied, “I thought you’d sit next to me!”

Then he moved over so he was next to Matt, and Matt pulled him against his shoulder (careful not to jostle his injured arm), to the collective cooing of the room. They touched each other a lot throughout the panel, and Dom more than once called Matt “babe” - so yeah, we were in Sherdario heaven! :)

The first question was “two truths and one lie”, a game that Dom seemingly hadn’t heard of before.

Dom: “Matt snores!”

Matt: “Dom cries in his sleep.” (To which Dom said “You said you wouldn’t tell!” and that it only happened twice.)

Dom: “Matt has stinky feet.”

Matt: “Dom collects... toys.”

Dom: “Matt sometimes wears a thong.”

Matt: “Dom bathes like a pretty princess.” Dom accused him of having started doing it, too, after Dom told him about it, and that he had text proof of this. And then he said that he’d forgotten that one statement was supposed to be a lie and that everything had been true.

Then they were asked if there were any significant parabatai interactions in 3b, and they both prevaricated a bit (because spoilers!), whispering with each other, going “not really...” until Matt exclaimed, “No, we kill something!” They both got very excited about it and fistbumped.

I’m pretty sure the next question was the best one: @rebelqueenss got Matt to recite the parabatai oath, since Dom had done it last year. Matt at first tried to get Dom to participate (2 lines each, like on the show), but Dom refused, saying it was his turn. Matt started, and Dom stopped him and sat down on the floor so he could look him in the eyes. It was glorious! After Matt finished, they hugged, Matt once again being extremely careful not to jostle Dom’s arm.

My own question felt pretty lame after that, but I asked them about their vacation together and what country they’d enjoyed most. Matt said he doesn’t like questions like this because he always feels that he gets into trouble with whomever he doesn’t choose. He then mentioned several locations, but both he and Dom loved Malta, because there was a festival with fireworks. When the translator was done, Dom added that “Matt loooooves fireworks! Just look at his face just mentioning them...” and Matt then proceeded to ramble a bit about the beauty of fireworks and that everything can be improved by fireworks, unless you’re a dog.

Asked how they create the emotions for difficult scenes, Dom said that Matt pinches him very hard behind his back. (Right then, Matt had his hand behind Dom’s back, btw, but no pinching was taking place as far as I could tell. *g*) Matt added that Dom hates that, so he cries. He then explained more seriously about getting into the moment and feeling that it’s real. Dom said that a couple of times on the show the writing evoked the character’s emotions for them, so they could really feel Jace or Alec’s feelings.

The next question was in Korean and asked whether, if they had a real life parabatai or a close friend like a parabatai, if they could ever kill them. Dom immediately asked Matt, “Would you kill me?” and Matt, who was in the middle of asking for reasons, immediately quipped back, “Dom, let’s not make assumptions.” before going back to wanting a reason. Dom then proceeded to pout, and Matt went “Don’t do that...” and Dom just said, “I’m gonna do the thing.” “Don’t do the thing.” “I’m gonna do the thing.” and so on for a bit.

I couldn’t really tell from my vantage point, but I thought Dom was making puppy eyes - photos I saw later show him poking out his tongue. In any case, Matt finally said, “My best friend Dom... would I kill Dom?” He still wasn’t very happy that he didn’t have more details for the scenario (god, I love this weirdo! *g*), and Dom interrupted him, “The answer is ‘no you won’t’!” Matt: “Could be yes. “ Dom protested, “When, why?” And Matt deadpanned, “I’m hungry.”

Dom said he wouldn’t, and Matt that was a sign of a lack of imagination. Dom: “I imagine you not being my best friend anymore.”

The next question was about Dom’s accent, whether Matt has taken on some Britishisms or whether Dom speaks in an American accent off-set. He said no, never, but that he and Matt sometimes impersonate each other. However, he couldn’t do it now, because he only has one hand and Matt speaks almost always with his hands. Matt then interjected a story which he found hilarious and Dom not so much, namely that Dom speaks almost more American than British and that during their travels people will not believe him that he’s British. He apparently even had to show someone his ID at some point. “Why would I lie about being English? You brought up a sore point - we’re killing each other, and apparently I’m not British, thank you.”

Dom got the girl asking the last question up on stage, even offered her a water. She then turned to Matt, and Dom pretended to be upset. She didn’t really have a question for him, though, just congratulated him about Esther. (It was a bit uncomfortable, tbh.) There was also a bit about pictures that I didn’t get, but Dom said, “Matt and I have pictures like that, too. We just have to keep them secret.” And Matt went “Shhhh...”

Her actual question was for Dom, though (Dom interjected, “I don’t have a wife, though.”), namely what working with Taylor Swift was like. Dom said how lovely she was and how much he enjoyed working with her and hoped that they would remain friends for a long time. Matt interrupted over Dom’s objections that it was his turn by saying “And what about when I worked with Taylor Swift?” although he then was forced to admit that he hadn’t. The girl said he did work with Victoria Justice, though (on Naomi and Eli’s No Kiss List), and Dom said something in a low voice that had Matt go “What story?” Dom: *whisper whisper* Matt: “Why not?” Dom more loudly: “Okay, you can, then...” and that it was his favourite story that Matt had ever told him. Matt then suddenly went wide-eyed. “Oh. Noooo!”

Dom apologised to the girl for getting off-topic and Matt asked if she maybe had a Shadowhunters question to finish the panel. She didn’t, so Matt asked her what her favourite show was - the answer obviously being Shadowhunters! This would have been a nice ending, but the girl felt the need to mention that she’d written a book whose main character was based on Dom. (Not to be rude, but I almost died from second-hand embarrassment.) Matt ended the panel by reminding everyone that it was lunch time, and thus ended a glorious half hour of Sherdario heaven!

Seriously, anyone who doubts that they’re real friends has obviously never seen them together. This is my hill and I will die on it!

Against thanks to the @jalecsquad girls! Coming soon: The rest of Saturday, mainly the Matt & Nicola panel and the group photo.

#itacon2 #sherdario #jalec #dominic sherwood #matthew daddario #con report

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elphaba-fang · 6 years

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It's... A... New season for our heroes and pals!

No spoilers this time guys. Just feedback please.

~*~

Open your eyes...

Please...

Open them.

It's alright.

Eyes opening...

“Alright we've got... Silver! Silver eyes!” black hair. Shaved partly on one side. The shave just barely below the top of the ear. A few braids tied back. Jade eyes. Seen battle. Too many to want to count.

“Silver eyes? Not like the metal right?” laughter. Young man. Red hair. Unnatural. Crimson hair. Like blood. Handsome face. Little scruff. Piercing eyes. Beautiful. Blue. Scars that were fading. Very... handsome...

“Shut up!” the first woman laughed, ready to smack the man.

“Hey hey hey not the face!” he laughed.

“So, silver eyes huh? That's cool.” young woman, slightly see through. Ghost-like. Pale blue hair, skin and white eyes. Almost empty with a faint spark of life. Ice coated her. Small bits completely frozen.

Faces? Many faces watching over. Curiosity was ready to burst from this silver-eyed thing.

“They look confused.” red head.

“Understandable.” blue hair.

“Maybe we should explain?” black hair.

“Yeah let's do that. But... Who's turn?” red hair.

“Good question... Torisma?” black hair.

“Too violent.” red hair.

“Fair. Teak?” black hair.

“Maybe that's not wise... remember what happened last time?” red hair.

“Oh! Shoot you're correct. How about Nighthawk?” black hair. The ghostly one had drifted off.

“Shoot first ask questions later.” a new face chimed in, approaching. Brown hair. Long. Super long. Down to the knees long. Elegant, beautiful. Pointed ears. Oh an elf! Carrying a staff. Tanned skin. Magenta eyes. And a similar color on the tattoo on her face.

“You know I can hear you?” helmet. Muffled voice. Hiding something?"

“Shhhh!”

“Who's a favorite? Totoro?”

“Too young.”

“Shun?”

“Busy reading.”

“May?”

“Seriously...? She... She can't talk.”

“Yeah, shut up.”

“Kiba?”

“Ha! Hahahaha... Oh wait you're serious. Kiba will feed them to the jaggis.”

“Hani?”

“Too fragile. Seriously, breathe on her and she starts bleeding.”

“Wow... Uh... I'm down to two. One is-”

“Kinda grumpy-”

“Yeah and the other is-”

“Kinda stabby...”

“Rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock?”

“Oh you're on!”

They continue. Gentle tap while they're distracted. A whole mess of people.

“You the new girl?” silver hair. Pale blue eyes. Tanned skin. A few well placed scars. Lester armor. Rogue? Thief? Looking down slightly. Spikes. Lots of them. Jetting from the large belt and bursting from the gauntlet.

Slow nod.

“Come on. We'll show you around.” same one. Silver hair, blue eyes.

Pause.

“Any idea what you look like yet?”

Shakes head.

“No? Well, so far... You're a girl. Silver eyes. Name?”

Shrugs.

“Don't even have a name yet. Probably still thinking of one.”

Confused.

“Do you know what you sound like yet?”

Shakes head.

“It'll come soon, promise. Usually does that later, but it's nice being able to talk. Love interest?”

Nods excitedly.

“Nice! We got a nod!”

Looking around. Silver eyes shining. Many strangers all interacting in different ways. All getting along. Elves, dwarves, aliens, humans, merfolk, vampires, werewolves, demons, angels. So many things here. Not fighting or trying to hurt. Peaceful coexistence. Overhead, people on brooms or dragons, flying cars, or just flying!

“Hey new girl!”

“Over here!”

Running forward, almost getting stepped on by a dragon.

“Sorry miss! Hope I didn't hurt you.”

The dragon talks! It actually talks! From it's back, two young women.

“Pryo, she okay?” Auburn hair. No, sandy. Green eyes. Fair skin only barely lighter than the hair. Cute girl.

“Yeah! She seems fine!” the dragon spoke. He was a cream color. Lovely Amber eyes, like gemstones against the contrasting gray. Large horns resembling antlers, but almost made of coral?

“Then let's go!” another woman. Pale. Black hair with red tips and bangs.

The dragon makes his way farther down. There's so much here! Ships! Dragons! Unicorns! Planes! Everything here! It's overwhelming!

“Hey glad you finally made it, new girl. Do you want long or short hair?” elf stands there staring.

Shrugs.

“Well, whatever your preference, I hope you get it.”

Surprised.

“We don't always get what we want at first... But as we grow and develope we see why and we love who we are. Nesissa would never wish slavery upon another person. But she goes through it. And because of who she is now, her strong development? She wouldn't have herself any other way. More than anything, Hunter has to live with their pain of how many monsters they've murdered. Shot down with no remorse. But it makes them stronger. The desire to now protect is greater than any harm anyone would do.”

“Fang didn't want to die. Originally, they were going to stay dead. Fang knew, however, not only was sure created to defeat such evils, but she was content where she was. Happy. Nothing else urgent required care.”

“Tsume was dropped into a world where humans don't exist. Somehow, they didn't kill them.”

“There are many examples. But we may dislike it at first, hate resent, even regret our creation. But in the end, we love her. Not because we have to. But we want to. She cares about all of us.”

“Okay.”

“She spoke!”

“Sounds like European. Specified to... British? Yeah, British.”

“Tell us about yourself. Oh. Your hair is coming in now. Brown hair? No wait, it's changing! Silver hair too! Nice! Oh, eyes are changing!”

“Ammy will be happy. There's another White hair red eyes character.”

“So... I've got questions...” New girl. Longer hair. Messy? No straight. Curly? Messy again? Messy with some braids? What's with all the braids?

“Understandable... But first, tell us about yourself.”

“I... I don't remember...” Embarrassed.

“Did she finally...?”

“Looks like.”

The others nodded.

“Well then. Out of the hundreds of characters made, you are the first among us to have... amnesia.” Same black hair and frigid eyes. But they weren't cold feeling. No, warming. Like a mother's smile.

“How do I get it back...?”

“We gotta get you in your world. Ready?”

Nods.

Bright light. Eyes opening to the Grand city and looking over the rest of the world. People hustling and bustling. Unaware and confused. The poor young woman only wanted help. She stumbled into a stranger. Furious by her apparently careless nature.

“I'm sorry!” She frowns, avoiding being struck. She stumbled into someone bigger. Afraid, she ran. An angered man pursued her. She was terrified. He called her a thief and chased her some distance. She tumbled down the wall. Catching herself narrowly on a ledge. “Help! Somebody help!” The cries were heard, and people gathered. She was going to fall.

“Hold on! I'll catch you!” A strange boy shouted. After a countdown, her fingers released their grasp. She fell. Praying to the gods she would be caught. And she was. The young man who caught her smirked.

“H-hi...” She blushed looking at him.

“Hey. I'm Erik.”

“Jaelle.”

~*~

New. Debuting my newest character, Jaelle! She's based in the Dragon Quest universe, specifically in Dragon Quest XI. I absolutely adore Erik. This didn't fit all I wanted in it. Kinda peeved... It's all jumbled and messy. I hate that there's a limit. It bothers me. There's a line limit, a character limit. And I'm doing all this from my phone... It's frustrating because I have to re-edit everything I do just so it'll fit. It's really frustrating and constricting to everything I write because I do write a lot of dialogue and characters. It's hard. Do I just not have them talk?

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grimmseye · 7 years

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First, what do you think his moms are like. Second, I think Bakugous parents would love Kirishima and be happy Katsuku is friends with such a nice boy. I don't know how much they would actually know about him before that because I doubt Bakugou talks extensively about him with them.

I have a,,, very detailed idea of this so hang in there (lmao).

Basically here’s the idea: Kirishima’s biological mother is bisexual, and was in a relationship with his father when she got pregnant with him. Kirishima’s dad was not a good person (I might be eying that one villain that looks weirdly similar to him shhhh) so she was finally able to resolve to leave him. Cue Kiri’s mother raising him alone up until he’s about 7 or 8.

This is when his mom meets another woman. They become friends, then they start to date. Since gay marriage still isn’t legal in Japan, they’re still not married, but they both wear rings and live together and Kirishima calls her “Ma” so really they might as well be. They don’t plan to get married until they can do so in Japan.

Headcanons about them individually:

Mom: A small woman with black hair and red eyes like Kirishima’s. Those are pretty much the only traits he gets from her: his build, quirk, teeth, facial features, etc all come from his father’s side. Her specific quirk is a light sort of empathy — she can tell what a person is feeling, but only by touching their forehead, and she can’t tell why. It makes her a very calm and gentle person because she always gives others the benefit of the doubt. Downside: sometimes the emotions linger, and when they’re negative it can bring her down. I have the idea that she did some form of sex work to help buffer the costs of raising a child alone until she met her wife and was able to quit. (I like to think that she knew how to pole dance and taught Kiri how to as well — it’s a really good way to exercise and a lot of fun!) Kirishima knows she did this work, and it’s a little weird to think about because it’s his mom but he respects her profession. Owns a flower shop.

Ma: If people were to guess which mother he’s related to, they’d pick her. She’s big. She’s built. Think Zarya from Overwatch. Kirishima adored her from the start, and she was very enthusiastic about his aspirations as a hero. She is quirkless, and works as a trainer. She used to arm wrestle Kirishima and pretend to lose. When Kiri comes back after his first year as UA and actually beats her, she starts crying because she’s so proud. Negatives: sometimes her focus on the positive attitude ends up with her denying or ignoring the negative. So, say, Kirishima’s insecurities? She would just tell him not to feel bad and that he’s a great hero (which, as people who are insecure know, doesn’t really work).

Both of his moms are incredibly supportive in different ways, love him and each other to death, and Raised Him Right.

.... *Ahem*

So going on with Bakugou’s family. They are probably surprised but don’t think too much of it when Bakugou says he’s bringing a classmate home. On one hand, it’s been literal years since he’s invited anyone over. Maybe he never has, and it’s just been forced “playdates” between him and Izuku. But school is a thing so studying or working on a project together is to be expected. They just hope this classmate is well behaved.

They do recognize Kirishima from the Sports Festival, but again, there’s not much extra thought. It’s good because they know Katsuki can at least cooperate with him (which is a shock on its own) so maybe they won’t have to deal with all the yelling (spoiler alert: they still do).

What they don’t expect is just how... everything Kirishima is. He’s very polite, addresses them both appropriately, offers to help cook and to help clean. At the same time, though, it’s not like he’s tight-laced. He can definitely be noisy when he gets excited, and at one point he even grabs Katsuki’s arm to show him something. This is where they realize something’s up, because Katsuki let him do it. There was no resistance or yelling, he just sighed and let Kiri do his thing.

The marvel of Katsuki having an actual friend and not just a victim or lackeys that follow him around leaves them pretty much speechless. So of course they insist Kirishima comes over whenever he wants, and are delighted when, sure enough, Katsuki tells them again that Kirishima is coming over.

Each time, they see a little more of how Katsuki treats him. His threats aren’t sincere, his insults lack bite. He willingly lets Kirishima touch him. And if Kirishima says something offhandedly about having a boring quirk or not being up to par as a hero, he’s all but leaping in to tell him exactly why he’s such a fucking idiot for even thinking that bullshit.

It’s kind of a big deal. Katsuki has never treated someone so gently, even if that particular word barely qualifies.

#bakushima #kiribaku #kirishima eijirou #bakugou katsuki #bnha #Anon #Grimm Answers

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blue-dream-rhapsody · 7 years

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Why I Love Extra Game

i’ve had this lying in my notes since the manga version finished getting scanlated but it seemed timely

SPOILERS and long post ahoy!

-Hyuuga acting like he doesn't want to be the one Riko takes to the friendly streetball match and Koganei being like "ooh ooh me pick me" and Izuki being like "no no shhhh ouR CAPTAIN SHOULD GO YEP YEP"

-the GoM teams watching this match and seeing their old teammates on team Strky

-Mukkun laughing with his team about Okamura's existence

-I know what Strky is but why the fuck call it "Strky" like call it "Tryks" or "Stryk" even and use the y as a vowel but fucking Strky sounds like Thanksgiving dinner

-Kasamatsu's existence

-Kagetora going off on the whole asshole team in fairly fluent English (and vowing to disembowel himself if his dream team can't defeat them like shit son papa took a level in metal)

-the reactions of the GoM as the American asshole team basically says the same things they'd say before about people who are no good just needing to give up because holy fuck did that shake them

-Kuroko and Kagami hearing it too and getting angry like "fuck here we go agAIN"

-obviously seeing the GoM all on the same team again is magical

-plus they added my children Hyuuga and Takao and Wakamatsu to the team as bench

-Akashi welcoming Hyuuga and reassuring him that he's good enough when he's obviously nervous about being there

-putting Riko and Satsuki in charge together made me really happy because those two should be friends even if they're rivals I mean look at the shit they deal with daily from these boys also Satsuki sure can't complain to Aomine about how much a pain in the ass Aomine is she needs girl talk so bad

-Hyuuga I swear to fuck you may not be playing much this game but you sure fucking better confess to Riko when you boys win do you understand me

-Mukkun dunking Akashi's shot and just saying "Whoosh."

-Akashi deciding he'll be taking on Nash and Aomine saying Akashi's got it "cuz it's you."

-Kise tries to rally everyone and Aomine just kicks him in the side poor bby

-Kuroko babY STOP DON'T JUST GO CONFRONT THE TEAM OF ASSHOLES BY YOURSELF BABY NO

-KUROKO YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS EVERY TIME PAPA KAGAMI IS GONNA GET TIRED

-SOMETIMES THERE ARE JUST TERRIBLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD KUROKO HONEY JUST LEAVE IT ALONE

-Kuroko speaking slow, clumsy, careful English and still remaining formal as fuck

-the whole GoM plus Kagami sprinting to stop Kuroko from getting killed, with highlights from:

-- Kagami: "Is he some kind of idiot?!" Murasakibara: "At this point I think it's definitely a possibility."

--Akashi: "Kuroko really never ceases to amaze me."

-naturally everyone's mad but Akashi fucking seething when they find Kuroko's been hurt

-Kagami and Aomine at the front of their group right away being totally ready to throw down if the other guys so much as move while Mukkun looms threateningly a little bit back because even though they hurt Kurochin he's not gonna pick a fight himself but if somebody else does first this boy's got his team's back

-Kuroko wanting to settle this solely through basketball so Akashi knowing this well tells the two more impulsive idiots to take it easy

-Kise picking Kuroko up and being the one to carry the baby back

-Midorima no you're the least intimidating right now except maybe for Kise don't even try child your shirt has stripes

-on one hand it's kinda cheap storytelling but on the other the fact that their teamwork clicked again so quickly was kind of moving because it's like thank god they remember being a team

-all the teams watching and hoping Vorpal Swords kicks some ass

-The first quarter where Vorpal Swords kicks some ass

-Kuroko was paying extra attention to Murasakibara after first quarter and it made me really worried Big Purple was injured already

-Aomine and especially Mukkun not liking being shit-talked whether or not they understood the English

-MUKKUN IS MAKING KUROKO WORRIED AGAIN IN TIME-OUT though purple is literally just like "fuck those guys Imma set them straight I can handle this" but then Mamakashi is like "no you listen here you beautiful fuck the coach is right calm the fuck down you too Aomine" because to be fair if anyone ever needs to calm the fuck down it's usually Aomine

-"LITTLE EMO-BOY" KUROKO

-everybody's so goddamn angry about working with Kagami

-After second quarter they're really working with Big Purple and giving him ice and so much of this extra game seems so focused on him which suits me just fine tbh we didn't really see his character development in the original series

-stoP HURTING MUKKUN HE DOESNT DESERVE NOSEBLEEDS

-Kise tag-teaming with Aomine and matching him move for move with his Copy when angry blue was in the Zone

-Kise swearing to go through with this at the cost of himself because he wants his precious senpai Kasamatsu to know he didn't waste all that time loving basketball

-Kise then actually entering the Zone himself and fucking destroying for all of a few minutes

-Sorry Midorima maybe you can Zone later in the game angry carrot

-Momoi being so fucking happy Aomine and even Kise have gotten to this point and Kuroko giving her this kind look and then cheering for them both with his pure smile

-MukkUN KEEPS GRUNTING BBY R U OK

-Akashi getting ready to enter the game starts having a conversation with his other personality to have him use Emperor Eye and not only are they treating each other respectfully, but Bokushi is concerned about throwing off the tempo of the team by coming in and Oreshi suggests to him, "But haven't you changed, too?" Like that's not how this kind of thing works irl but Akashi had character development x2 and that's beautiful to me

-also the fact that he warned the team ahead of time so that they wouldn't be flustered and they're like "yeah okay cool is that all you needed" starting with Big Purple and Big Blue because they don't see Bokushi as some terrifying enemy to face down anymore and trust Akashi to handle things properly and respectfully

-Takao being faintly jealous that someone other than him (Akashi) got to combo with Midorima

-Midorima's turn to slay and encouraging Kagami and the carrot son is good

-Kise sweetie you were great out there but pleaSE GO GET SOME REST YOU COULDN'T MOVE FOR A MINUTE THERE

-everybody believes in Akashi and even when Nash is minimizing his ability Bokushi is just calm as fuck

-Purple picking Akashi up and asking to handle everything else so that Akashi can focus on Nash because Purple recognizes Akashi now more than ever and thinks Akachin is definitely the one who can do it

-I feel like we never really got to see much of Big Purple's interactions with his senpais so the little flashback was adorable. Big Purple being mothered gives everyone life

-but Purple getting serious A++ 10/10 would recommend

-but Purple smiling because he doesn't have to hold back C- 5/10 would vaguely recommend

-but Purple getting hurt again F-- 0/10 would not recommend

-BABY PURPLE IS SO BIG HE BROKE HIS ARM BY FALLING ON IT AND WAS LIKE "ehh but akachin needs me imma still play"

-ANGRY BABY KUROKO

-Mukkun concedes pretty easily and leaves his spot to Kuroko--then sits on the bench with his broken arm in a sling and my guess is that's because there was no way in hell he was going to miss watching the end of the game (much like Kise noT FUCKING RESTING AFTER NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE)

-Aomine and Kagami tag-teaming in the Zone (with Kagami praising Kise and Mukkun's efforts and getting ready to fuck Jabberwock up over the shit they did to Strky)

-Aomine just casually shoots a basket from behind the board nbd

-Kuroko gets possession of the ball and does his phantom shot and you can only see Mukkun's eyes on the sidelines but he looks fucking pissed to see that goddamn move again

-Aomine motivating!!!

-Momoi shouting her heart out while Riko looks like she's giving orders like she's used to as coach!!!

-Okay seriously not how this works but holy shit Bokushi bowing out and integrating into Oreshi to make Emperor Eye complete was moving and Oreshi seemed unhappy with this being the way to win but Bokushi just thanks him for being able to play with the team one last time and then bam

-Midorima gets to make a shot!!! Thank god!!!

-Look at papa Hyuuga shouting for his team

-When Kuroko snatches the ball away from Nash-hole and takes off yes Kise is shouting like the ray of sunshine he is but look at the savage fucking smile on Mukkun like he is feeling this SO HARD

-THEN AOMINE AND KAGAMI BOTH COME RACING DOWN THE COURT TO BACK THEIR SHADOW UP TOGETHER

-Mukkun was the only Miracle who wouldn't shout for Seirin when they went against Rakuzan because it was embarrassing but he sure as hell is shouting for Vorpal Swords' last basket

-WON BY ONE POINT FUCK YEAHHHHHH

-Kise can finally stand again omg and Mukkun looks like he can't really believe this and he may have been holding his breath or may not have even realized how pumped he just got

-Our babies are all sweaty and loud and smiling and making fists together in celebration and oh my god they did it

-KIYOSHIIIII

-NIJIMURAAAAA

-Tiny Kagetora so happy he doesn't have to disembowel himself

-All the teams getting back to training except Mukkun who looks like he only broke his wrist but still can't really do anything and the coach is angry but Mama Himuro is like wait chill please

-Look at everyone trying hard and being happy and loving basketball again and PRACTICING

#kuroko no basket #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket last game #extra game #long post #extra game spoilers #sorry to everybody whose dash this shows up on #i'm really excited to see this chapter animated

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sadrien · 7 years

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wanna chat? pt. 17

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17

i said a bunch of things in the note on ao3 but its like. sooo long so yeah just check that out please and thanks ilysm

(son of a gunn = adrien, the worst = alya, lol death = nino, its red = mari)

what is happening in this anymore

5:37

son of a gunn: NASA!!! PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

son of a gun has changed their name to trappist

6:42

the worst: as adorable as it is to see u nerd out like the loser u are sleep boi

trappist: WHO CAN SLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol death: hello my dudes why are we yelling

trappist: NASA!!!!!!!!!

lol death: nice the one good thing the americans gave us

the worst: what about youtube

lol death: shit youre right what about nasa bro

trappist: SEVEN NEW PLANETS!!! Oh my god oh my god Ok so it’s actually probably best if you just read stuff on it??? Because I don’t know if I’m going to explain it well I mean I definitely won’t btu NASA found seven planets orbiting TRAPPIST-1!!! And three are in the habitable zone of the star which is !!!!!!!!!!

the worst: this is rlly cute but im also lost

lol death: yo my man if youre free at all today you can ramble/show me as many videos/articles as youd like

trappist: REally???

lol death: of course! i love hearing you talk about stuff like this man the day the confirmed gravitational waves was awesome

trappist: WASN’T IT??????!?!?!?!!! Anyway!! They’re nicknamed Goldilocks planets Al!!

the worst: o shit i know what that means!!!

trappist: The three in the habitable zone are the best candidates for supporting life!!!!!!!!

the worst: does this mean

lol death: holy shit

the worst: alIENS

trappist: ALIENS!!!!!!

lol death: a l i e n s

7:13

its red: I love you all but why do you not sleep

lol death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

the worst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWXXA1p618c

trappist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU Wow

the worst: awww i love u 2 <3 <3

its red: ………….. Im going back to bed

trappist: MarI WAIT BUT ALIEN S

its red: Im not watching any conspiracy videos

trappist: IT’S NOT A CONSPIRACY THERE’S JUST ALMOST NO WAY THAT WE CAN BE THE ONLY LIFEFORMS IN THE UNIVERSE

its red: Get moRE SLEEP

the worst: WHY ARE WE YELLING

lol death: ILLUMINATI

the worst: *X FILES THEME SONG*

its red: YOU LITERALLY DID THAT 5 MINUTES AGO

trappist: MARI LET ME YELL ABOUT SPACE

its red: SPACE IS SCARY

trappist: YOU’RE SCARY

lol death: DUDE ILL MEET YOU AT SCHOOL I HOPE YOURE READY TO YELL

trappist: I ALWAYS AM

its red: CAN WE STOP USING CAPS NOW

the worst: N E V E R

its red: FUC K

16:05

the worst: should pluto be a planet again discuss (spoiler: it should)

trappist: I don’t know…

the worst: u donT BELIEVE IN PLUTO

trappist: I mean If Pluto is a planet so is Ceres and a bunch of other celestial bodies past Neptune? If I’m remembering right, I haven’t read up on this in a while

the worst: firsT OF ALL VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK U

the worst has renamed this conversation to “viva la pluto fuck u”.

the worst has changed their name to pluto is better than u

trappist: Wow I mean… Hell, Al Next you’re going to say there’s only 86 elements on the periodic table Data changes!!! That’s how science works!

pluto is better than u: SECOND OF ALL TELL THAT TO NASA SCIENTISTS PLUTO IS A PLANETTTTT

trappist: Why am I telling this to NASA

pluto is better than u: PLUTO MIGHT BE A PLANET AGAIN FUCK U

trappist: Wait what??? Since when????

pluto is better than u: i thought u were the resident nerd shouldnt u b up 2 date on all this???

trappist: No???

pluto is better than u: google is ur friend

trappist: … Alya this was literally DAYS AGO How would I know this????? Also, the official NASA site hasn’t changed I trust the scientists and NASA. If/when they make an official announcement, I’ll get back to you on Pluto’s planetary status

pluto is better than u: nerd

trappist: <3

16:25

lol death: @adrien on my way dude hope youre ready to scream about space

trappist: !!!!! <3 <3 <3

19:16

its red: I keep missing space talk Sigh

pluto is better than u: is pluto a planet mari

its red: Pluto is whatever it wants to be

pluto is better than u: cop out

20:02

lol death has changed their name to space bro

space bro: first of all seeing adrien nerd out about space is probably the cutest thing ever second of all thiS IS SO RAD LIKE DUDES!!!! MAYBE BLACK PLANTS???? 20 DAY YEAR SEEING THE SURFACE OF A PLANET FROM ANOTHER PLANET!!!!!!! TH EFUCK

trappist: I KNOW!!!!!!!!

its red: Hmmm I need a space name

its red has changed their name to galaxy print

galaxy print: Perfect

space bro: adrien is literally like vibrating hes so excited this is adorable?

trappist: Space is so cool!!! I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little for a while! My mom taught me so many stars I HAV E TO TELL CHLOE

galaxy print: ???

pluto is better than u: i didnt know chloe liked space

trappist: She knew more about stars than I did growin gup Ok brb

space bro: have fun dude!!

PM between galaxy print and pluto is better than u

galaxy print: Alyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pluto is better than u: i kno babe ohhh i kno

galaxy print: Hes so cute and Im dying

pluto is better than u: same?? u can get through this

galaxy print: AaaaahhHHHHHHHH

21:24 in viva la pluto fuck u

trappist: I love space

pluto is better than u: go 2 bed nerd

trappist: It’s not that late! Besides, I don’t think anyone else is asleep Role call

galaxy print: Shhhh Im trying to work on a dress The pattern is lowkey killing me

pluto is better than u: aww rip

trappist: I’m sure it’s beautiful

galaxy print: <3

space bro: im just working on some tracks ill bring them to school tomorrow cause i need a second opinion

pluto is better than u: !!!!! im ready

trappist: Told you everyone was awake Al

pluto is better than u: fite me man everyone is doing creative stuff i feel lame r u doing creative stuff marshmallow

trappist: Nah I’m reading more science articles

pluto is better than u: ok not surprising does this mean i have to entertain myself?? youtube here i come

22:06

pluto is better than u: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvrhoQdz7GQ&feature=youtu.be

22:17

galaxy print: Alya wtf

pluto is better than u: this is why u dont leave me alone

22:21

trappist: That vampire looks traumatized

space bro: why is a pumpkin hitting on a vampire

pluto is better than u: The Straights r at it again

galaxy print: Alya I hate you

pluto is better than u: <3

22:28

pluto is better than u: 2 make up for that here u go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A50UmcbZoE i swear its cool

trappist: Oh my god this must’ve taken forever????

pluto is better than u: r u gonna nerd out now?

trappist: ………...no The physics of the bottles to get them to hit the right note— Ok yes

pluto is better than u: wanna call? i kno its late but im so very very bored

trappist: Bored enough to listen to me talk about the physics of sound?

pluto is better than u: hmmm yes u can yell about planets too

trappist: Nice Ok give me two seconds

PM between pluto is better than u and trappist

22:34: Call started

PM between pluto is better than u and space bro

pluto is better than u: how is he like this

space bro: adrien??

pluto is better than u: yup hes so excited>?? what is this

space bro: get used to it man he literally never stops

pluto is better than u: i kno i call him sunshine byt om g

space bro: same tbh

PM between pluto is better than u and galaxy print

pluto is better than u: ur bf is too cute for me im dyin g

galaxy print: Oh myg od we arent dating al

pluto is better than u: get on that girl oh my god

galaxy print: Hes really cute though isnt he omg I hat ehim

pluto is better than u: uh huh

PM between pluto is better than u and trappist

23:52: Call ended: 1 hour 18 minutes 22 seconds

pluto is better than u: @skype why r u like this

trappist: Hey it worked for a lot longer than usual!! This is probably a sign that I should sleep You too

pluto is better than u: :/// k fine night adrien!! <3 <3 <3

trappist: Night Al<3

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