Hazbin Hotel Characters As Stupid Shit My Friends and I Say*: Part???
(*phrasing and setting obviously edited slightly for context. Otherwise verbatim quotes.)
Charlie: Come on, guys. You know the first thing you should do when something's not working, right?
Niffty: Scream???
Charlie: Turn it off and back on aga- wait, what?
Adam, in an exaggerated "mean girl "voice: Like, this is hell. You're never escaping.
Alastor, checking his watch: Today my chance of being a murderer is...four percent.
Angel, narrowly dodging being stabbed: You know what I'd rather have in me than this knife? That di-
Husk, nervously eyeing Rosie: ...she's just sucking on a piece of raw, frozen bacon.
Angel: Eugh. *after contemplating for a moment*...porksicle.
Husk: *chokes*
Sir Pentious: Uno, dos, tres...Diaz?
Niffty: One, two, three, nine!
Vaggie: Wha- ok, no to both of you. *to Pentious* Diaz is a name, not a number. *turning to Niffty* And you...just no.
Angel: I don't even know what would happen if you boiled someone's blood.
Cherri, shrugging: Maybe it's like a hot tub, but on the inside.
Valentino, dramatically draping himself over Vox's lap: You must share in my misery. My misery is your misery.
Velvette, who's just walked into the room: ...what the fuck?
Velvette: What does 'dios mio' mean?
Carmilla: Oh my god.
Velvette: Jeez, cut me some slack. I haven't studied in awhile.
Carmilla, pinching the bridge of her nose: No, it literally means 'oh my god'.
Bonus:
Alastor, to Lucifer: Fucking pipsqueak.
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Behold, my artistic interpretation of a map of Decked Out 2, Level 1: The Frozen Crypt
And of course, that room underneath as well:
I'm not an artist, but I do like making maps on occasion. I literally couldn't stop myself this time. So enjoy.
Yes, I'm aware it's not a perfect 100% replica of the lay-out (especially the tunnels), but it never would've been and I like how it turned out.
Made using inkarnate.
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Every time a friend of mine gets into one of my hyperfixations, I grow stronger. When someone says "oh yeah, I started reading that webcomic/book series" or "Oh, I'm watching that show right now" my power waxes terribly.
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a tumblr blog is not enough. i need to start pacing around my room and talking about geto out loud
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