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anastasiabowe · 5 months

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Ahhhhh! I'm so excited someone still writes for KnB, makes me so happy! Your fics are top notch!

Could you possibly to Aomine and Kagami (separate) reacting to their girl rapping WAP?Can be Nsfw pls? Thank you!

"𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗔𝗬?" — Your boyfriend reacting to you singing a very... Crude song.

note: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I'm really shocked not a lot of knb writers write for them anymore! But thank you, and everyone for your support!

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★ — 𝗔𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘

You pressed your playlist, and put it on shuffle. You started to undress as your fav song came on, WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. Well, it’s not your favorite song, but it brings you back! You restart the song and get into the shower. The warm water instantly relaxing your muscles as you sung along with Cardi.

Aomine had just gotten home from an intense game down on the basketball courts. It was intense for the other players more so, but the game never ended until his team (more him) got to 200 points, that was the bet, which Aomine with no doubt won, 1,000 USD. His sweaty stinky body lurked up the stairs.

He could hear the shower running, and your loud voice, singing: “I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage.” And so on. His eye twitched at the words, he himself very much knowing what those mean, and doesn’t know you talked like that.

He entered the bathroom, wincing at the hit steam, himself already being so hot. You could see him coming in through the glass, but you couldn’t see the look on his face as you continued to rap, “Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me, quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me, I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be I run down on him 'fore I have a guy running me.”

The more you rapped those lyrics, the more shocked he became. Who are you? So after your little show, and you dried off in the shower, Aomine no longer was in the bathroom, no he was not. He was sitting on the bed waiting for you to come out so he can wash out that filthy little mouth of yours.

“Uh huh, wanna talk all that shit, probably don’t even know what it means, huh?” You choked on his dick as it reached the literal back of your throat. You wanted to take him how you wanted, but this wasn’t for you.

“Why you cryin’? Was talking about wanting all of this earlier! Just giving you what you want!” He pushed your head up and down, your throat spawning trying to protect its sensitive walls. Your spit was all over you lower chin and his dick. Tears spilled down your face as you felt his dick twitch.

“Take this shit.” He came into your mouth making you force yourself off of him and you coughed. He smirked, and wiped the tears from your eyes.

“Good girl.”

★ — 𝗞𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗜

Kagami laid on your shared bed, resting while you talked in the phone with your friend in the bathroom. A song started playing that nobody in their innocent mind should be singing. You started mumbling to the words as you did your post-shower care. Your friend laughed hearing you sing along with the song, voice much louder.

She pointed out how you sang it, “stop singing about what you want and go get it, he’s literally a door away.” She joked, but that wasn’t very funny to you. “Yeah, but he’s not really into that..” you sighed, and she bursted out laughing mocking you.

Once you got off the phone with her and headed out of the bathroom, Kagami’s chest hit your face. You winced and got ready to yell at him, but before you could he picked you up and pushed you against the wall, you practically sitting on his shoulders. He pushed your panties to the side and began to eat you out

“Kagami, chill!” You moaned as he ate you out. He was grunting like a fucking hungry dog, and you couldn’t help but wonder what got him like this.

You didn’t wonder long, you soon were pulling his red locks as you came for the 3rd time. He flicked his tongue in your bud, making you scream in overstimulation.

He brought you over to the bed and laid you down. He removed your panties, and spit on his dick.

“Could have told me you wanted to do more than what we usually do. A song shouldn’t have decided that.” He slowly pushed in, knowing you weren’t all too familiar with his size. He started thrusting, and you smiled, thinking to yourself,

“Thank you Cardi and Megan.”

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kei-luv · 1 year

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𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Vance: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. [Name]: It’s not a joke. [Name]: *sniffles* [Name]: I'm a legit snack.

Vance: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. [Name]: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Finney: Why are you on the floor? [Name]: I'm depressed. [Name]: Also I was stabbed, can you get Robin, please?

Finney: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Bruce: Is it me, Finn? Finney: No, it’s not you. Robin: Is it me, Finn? Finney: It’s not you either. [Name]: Is it me, Finn? Finney: Finney, mockingly: Is IT mE fInN?

Vance, banging on the door: [Name]! Open up! [Name]: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Robin: No, he meant- Bruce: Let them finish.

Bruce: Is stabbing someone immoral? [Name]: Not if they consent to it. Robin: Depends who you’re stabbing. Finney: YES?!?

[Name]: *Screams* Vance: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Finney: Should we do something? Robin: No, I want to see who wins.

Finney: Why are your tongues purple? Robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one. [Name]: I had a red one. Finney: oh Finney: Finney: OH Bruce: Bruce: You drank each other's slushies?

[Name]: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Vance: ... Your what? [Name]: My friends. Robin: Are they saying “friends”? Vance: I think they're being sarcastic. Finney: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, [Name]! All of your friends are in this room. [Name]: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Bruce: Where's [Name], Robin, and Finney? Vance: They're playing hide and seek. Bruce: Where? Vance: I don't think you get how this game works.

[Name], pointing: May I sit there? Vance: That's my lap [Name]: That doesn't answer my question, Vance.

[Name]: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Vance: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. [Name]: But you’re always acting stupid? Vance: Vance: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[Name]: That was so hot, Vance. Vance: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. [Name]: I'm so in love with you.

Bruce: Two brooooos! [Name]: Chillin' in a hot tub! Bruce: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! [Name]: Bruce: [Name]: *tearing up* Bruce: Babe, c'mon... [Name]: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Bruce: Babe...

[Name]: Vance is playing hard to get. [Name]: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Finney: Did it hurt when you fell- [Name]: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Finney: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. [Name]: Finney: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[Name]: The stars are so beautiful... Robin: They're just giant balls of gas. [Name]: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Robin: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. [Name]: Oh...

⟶ ᓚᘏᗢ ⟵

AN: yeah that's all

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lokisgoodgirl · 2 years

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Feelings [Avenger! Lokix Fem. Reader] 18+

A link to my Masterlist is HERE Summary: Date night turns sour when Loki breaks up with you. Finding solace in the arms (literally) of your closest hunky friends, it seems Loki may have been too quick to come to his decision after all (w/c 3k) Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI! Mentions of alcohol. Language. Fluff, light Angst. and of course... (Smut!).

‘I just don’t feel...whatever it is I’m supposed to feel for you.’

His words delivered so casually sliced into your gut cleaner than any blow from his daggers could, nausea rising to your chest as you processed his words.

He sat with his legs crossed, his angular chin in his hand as he gazed at you across the table of the restaurant analysing your reaction, the sting in your eyes threatening tears as you swallowed harshly. You wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.

‘That would have been great to know before I fell for you, Loki’, you seethed, your eyes stinging from the strain of holding back as your voice wavered with anger, ‘that would have been fantastic to know before you spent six months trying to sleep with me, making me adore you, just to throw it in my face after one’.

Silence.

You smacked the napkin from your lap dramatically on to the table as you rose from your seat, his manners compelling him to rise with you. You grimaced at the gesture, leaning towards him as you unwound your bag strap from the back of the chair, ‘fuck you, Laufeyson’.

Your heels clicked against the tiles on the floor of the Taverna as you pulled your phone from your bag, the first tears rolling freely now that he was behind you, probably finishing your desert.

Anyone around? Going to Corner Bar if you want to join – drinks on me

You watched as two ticks appeared beside your message to the Avengers group chat before sliding the phone back into your bag, turning the corner that led to the street of your favourite haunt. The bar was small and smelled like musty wine and hot dogs, but the drinks were cheap and the music was good and most importantly – it was dark.

You stood at the bar, wishing you could reach over and grab a bottle like you did in Stark Tower, when two hands nipped your waist playfully from behind. Your heart leapt as you spun willing to find Loki standing there, but it was Steve – your face fell.

His playful smile turned to concern as he took in your appearance, mascara smudged in thin streaks from where your wet lashes had met your skin, your cheeks reddened by anger and the cold night air,

‘Y/N what the heck?’, his cool fingers brushed your cheek as he looked down at you, a gesture of sweetness you just weren’t ready for. Heaving, you collapsed into his arms, sobbing loudly as the bartender placed another vodka by your side. One arm tightly wound around you, Steve used the other to pull out his phone.

Emergency situation. Corner Bar. available members report.

He smoothed your hair with his palm as he gently pulled your face from his chest, ‘Loki?’ he questioned knowingly, as he searched your eyes for the answer. You nodded, your lip trembling as you inhaled one staggered breath.

‘I know it’s stupid Steve...I knew what he was like but, I really thought we had something, you know?’ ; you downed the vodka in one gulp as Steve motioned to the bartender to bring two more.

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Thirty minutes later, you were surrounded by a trio of handsome men each making it their personal mission to see you laugh.

Bruce and Thor were taking turns telling the dirtiest jokes they knew, while Steve covered his face dramatically with his hands at every lewd reference that fell to a roar of mirth from the rest of the group.

‘Oh..OH I have another’, Thor exclaimed while wiping beer from his mouth across his sleeve, ‘What’s long and green and smells like pork?’

‘I told you not to tell anyone about that,’ Bruce interjected loudly, as the four of you fell about laughing to the stares of the more subdued clientele around you.

The bartender had given you the bottle as the shots flowed, the spurn of your lover half-forgotten as you replenished yourself with the company around you. Your mind was tipsy with confidence, your streaked makeup making you feel like a faded temptress as you balanced on the barstool, steadying yourself on Steve’s muscular thigh when the strain of laughter was too much.

‘I gotta say Y/N, I cannot believe Rock of Ages broke up with you when you were wearing that…’ Bruce gestured to your dress, a low cut V neckline skimming down to your draped silken skirt which graced just above your knees. Emerald green, of course.

‘We were supposed to go dannciiing’, you sang light-heartedly, ‘but he obviously had a change of heart...’ – an animated frown squashed across your features before you broke out into a smile.

‘Well, I think he’s an idiot’ Bruce raised his glass to you before knocking it back.

‘I concur’, Steve toasted, ‘to Loki, the biggest boob in town’

‘Boob?!’ you shrieked, laughter streaming out of you like a waterfall as Bruce joined you.

‘No one says boob anymore?’ Steve motioned to Thor with a furrowed brow, as Thor shrugged.

‘I know not, Rogers...but I do concur that my brother is a buffoon, if that’s what it meant’, they clinked glasses and Banner wiped tears of mirth from his eyes as he stood,

‘Ok, ok...so let’s not waste that dress huh? I think Y/N needs to show us how she can move in that thing...’

You extended your hand flirtatiously and Bruce led you the short distance to the empty dance-floor, two faded spotlights hanging sadly from the ceiling as Bon Jovi played. He spun you around theatrically to claps from Steve and Thor as your exposed legs flashed in the light, his calloused fingertips roaming lightly up your skin as he grabbed your waist, the silk of your dress floating dangerously up your thighs under his nimble fingers as you were lost in a haze of jiving moves against his lithe frame.

‘May I?’, Steve tapped Bruce on the shoulder and he moved aside with a bow as off-duty Captain America led you in a confident waltz around the compact space, jarring anachronistically with the classic rock playlist that blared from the ageing speakers.

He leaned forward, the alcohol on his breath tinged with sweetness as it breezed across your cheek, ‘sorry...I don’t know any other styles I’m afraid…’, you looked up at him, hoping your eyes showed how much you absolutely didn’t care, how much you appreciated him in that moment. You leaned forward, your lips brushing against his cheek in something that might pass for a chaste kiss as he led you effortlessly around the sticky wooden floor.

‘My turn!’, Thor clapped his hands together as he jumped off his barstool, striding towards you and theatrically bending to one knee as he extended his arm, ‘My Lady, may I?’

You giggled, extending your hand with an equally flamboyant flourish as he rose to his feet. You raised your arms, preparing to be waltzed again, but he pulled you close with a glint in his eye.

‘Hit it, Minstrel!’, he exclaimed loudly. From the corner of your eye, you saw the beleaguered barman roll his eyes as he dipped out of sight, the music changing immediately as he fulfilled Thor’s request.

Step inside, walk this way

You and me babe, hey, hey!

The opening lines of Def Leppard blared from the speakers, twice as loud as what was playing previously while Thor grabbed you, mouthing the words enthusiastically.

His body was suddenly upon you, moving your hands like a marionette as you laughed wildly, his strong digits roaming over your curves with authoritative abandon as he spun you to face Steve and Bruce, very much enjoying the show.

Pour some sugar on me

In the name of lovvve

The god moved your hips as he forced you to squat down in an over-simulated festival of gyration with him, his comical thrusts hitting your butt as your dress danced around your naked thighs before sending you soaring the length of his arm and pulling you back, raising you above his head like a doll as you spun in the air to the cheers of the men below.

Exhausted, you made your way back to the bar leaning against him as he tousled your hair – the shake up of your bloodstream making you feel heady.

You placed a hand on both Steve and Bruce’s shoulders, drawing them closer in a hug toward you – Thor piling in from the back as he wound his arms around your waist, his head leant snugly against your spine, ‘thank you so much guys, I feel a million times better knowing I have you…’ you sighed deeply, enjoying the security of the six arms belonging to your friends, who just happened to be Earth’s mightiest heroes.

The tender moment was broken by a soft cough from behind, barely audible above the music yet somehow perfectly clear.

Steve’s eyes travelled over your bare shoulder to where Loki stood, straight backed and audacious, ‘What the heck...get out of here, man’.

You turned just as Loki stepped closer, clearly not dissuaded by your bodyguards’ who stood to attention at his approach.

‘Brother, now isn’t the time for any of your games...Y/N has been through enough tonight.’

‘Yeah, fuck off Loki’, Bruce interjected, the liquor in his bloodstream making him braver than he would otherwise be, ‘we’ve spent the last hour trying to cheer her up after your shit. What’s that about?’

‘I simply wish to speak to her, is that alright?’, Loki’s velvet-tinged voice soaked through the air between you, questioning your steadfastness despite the posse by your side.

‘What are you doing here, Loki? How did you find me?’ you questioned, arms folded.

He waved his phone with his eyebrows raised, a stark reminder that he was actually in the group chat. Even though he never actually said anything. Or read the messages. Usually.

‘OK,’, you slurred, ‘I’ll give you that one...but that doesn’t explain why you’re here’.

He sighed, running a frustrated hand through his luscious hair. His stupid, beautiful, luscious hair, ‘I would...if you would speak to me...privately’.

You turned pointedly to the men behind you, each shooting you a warning look in their own unique way. You held up your palm with your fingers spread widely,

‘If I’m not back in five minutes,’ you pointed to each of them in turn, ‘you – hammer, you- shield, you – green’.

Loki gestured for you to walk ahead of him and you began to teeter confidently to the door. He gave a curt nod to the three Avengers throwing daggers in his direction as he followed you, noting the time on the clock as he did so.

The night air hit you like a wave as you stepped onto the pavement, the smell of fresh rain radiating off the tarmac as you huddled your arms together against the cold.

‘Don’t,’ you said sharply as Loki began to take off his suit jacket, ‘I don’t want your pity. Or your clothes.’

Loki sighed, leaning back against the stone wall as you hopped from foot to foot. He smiled as he watched you, resolved in your defiance not to lower your walls against him. He knew why. He couldn’t be trusted with your heart – something he’d known all along.

He had wanted to spare you from that in the only way he knew how; absence. But his curiosity got the better of him and he slipped into the shadows of the Corner Bar right around the time you’d spilled some of your drink on your deliciously tempting dress, three napkins rushing to your aid. The initial stab of jealousy he’d felt had been consumed by something deeper, a longing to be a part of the warmth and laughter you brought with you wherever you went. Instead of running from it, he resolved to run toward it; and that’s when the dancing started.

Watching the hands, mouths and hips of those men roam welcomingly across your body under the dim lights, your face in the throes of happiness he had only ever seen play out under his carnal devotions...his earlier words seemed hollow in the brash reality of his foolishness. In his feeble attempt to spare you from his inevitable disappointments, he had forgotten the most important part of the formula of his resolve to be better – you.

‘Y/N, I didn’t mean what I said.’ his voice floated from behind you, a siren song you closed your eyes against, if not your ears.

‘...well...that’s not quite true’, he pondered, ‘I did mean what I said…’

You turned slowly, the anger in your eyes re-ignited at the audacity of the god before you, ‘Loki, I’m not that drunk that I don’t realise everything you said was complete gibberish’, you spat.

He pushed himself away from the wall, his hands grasping your shoulders as his eyes bore into yours, willing you to understand. ‘Y/N...I said...that I didn’t feel whatever it is I’m supposed to feel for you...yes?’,

You nodded...not quite sure where he was going with this, ‘well, that’s true...I have no idea how I’m supposed to feel for you, but I know how I do feel..’

He trailed off as the cogs of your mind turned like wet polystyrene, trying to work out what the hell he was talking about.

Loki dropped his hands from your arms with a sigh, running them through his curls, ‘I’ve never done this before, I don’t know how it’s supposed to be...all I know is I feel obsessive and protective and by the gods, I just want to consume you whenever you come into my sight, that can’t be normal...’

Realisation flickered in your mind and you cautiously reached to draw his chin to face you, ‘are you saying that you do have feelings for me, Loki?’ - you spelled it out, no miscommunications this time.

‘Feelings is putting it mildly, darling’, the corners of his mouth edging to a smile as he latched on to your re-discovered warmth.

‘I wish to utterly subsume you with my affections, which is what I’m worried about..’, his brow furrowed under the weight of his confession.

You threw yourself at him, arms hooking around his neck as he stumbled backwards – hitting the wall as you dragged him off roughly to the side, your blood burning as he looked to you in alarm.

Your bare shoulders hit the rough bricks in the alleyway beside the bar as you pulled him towards you by his shirt, his lips finding yours in the darkness as he pressed his taunt body to yours. He brought his nimble hands to your face, combing your tousled hair back from your temples as his eyes bore into you, deep pools of desperate desire searching for resistance before his tongue crashed back to your waiting mouth.

‘Fuck me, Loki’ you whispered to him as fresh specks of rain ghosted across your upturned face, his low moan of compliance the only further sound passing between you as he lifted your legs around his waist, your dress sliding back obediently against your hipbones, one hand reaching down to undo his trousers as he laid you gently back against the bricks, his hand cushioning the top of your spine as he kissed your exposed neck with desperate need.

His cock slid into you without resistance, filling you exquisitely as you arched against the wall, his name falling from your lips like the rain on the pavement as the world beyond the alley disappeared in a haze of you and him.

You felt his needy fingertips digging in to the soft flesh of your thighs as the cool air blew a spray of moisture below the silk of your skirt, ghosting across your pussy as his length filled you completely, the sound of his flesh smacking gently against your skin the only sound outside of your low moans which rumbled in the air like a coming storm.

His pace quickened as he heard you groan his name, his breathing becoming strained as he fought to contain himself against the thunderous need in his loins. With a growl, he shifted you against him burying his face in your silk wrapped cleavage bound in his colours as he lost himself in your scent, the feeling of your perfect ass underneath his hands, your husky voice against his ear dripping with need for him.

With a strangled cry he came, throwing his head back to the sky – patters of raindrops falling on shuttered eyelids which clung to his dark lashes as he rode out the final stolen throes of his climax inside you.

He opened his eyes slowly, his focus returning as he ran his gaze over you. Legs still wrapped around his waist, wet hair plastered in strands to your face, your dress spattered with raindrops that ran down your cleavage and disappeared to the hidden places below. He lowered you gently, your smile pushing his reservations aside as he buttoned his trousers gingerly, waiting to break the silence.

‘Will you take my jacket now?’, he murmured quietly, the implication clear.

‘I’ll take your jacket…’ you rolled your eyes in mock sarcasm as he slipped it over your shoulders, squeezing them gently as he did so.

The moment was broken by the sound of raised voices clattering from around the corner, as Loki’s eyes widened with alarm. Clearly your short, sharp fuck was not short enough.

‘I’m here!’, you yelled, ‘we’re good…’, giggling as Loki raised one hand to his brow, bracing himself for retribution. There were no hammers or shields, but as Steve and Thor turned the corner, they were ready to kick some ass.

‘IS IT A CODE GREEN?’, Bruce’s voice roared from inside the bar, tinged with the effects of alcohol and spoiling for a fight with Loki, it seemed.

‘NO, BANNER’, Thor rumbled back to him, ‘...it seems that the lovers have re-united’ he observed as he took in the scene.

Steve strode towards you, his suspicious gaze analysing Loki’s untucked shirt and your dishevelled dress as the two of you stood haphazardly in the cobbled alley, ‘you sure you’re alright Y/N?’, his lowered tone directed only at you.

‘Never better...we just had a misunderstanding, that’s all’, you smiled as Loki stretched out his hand to clasp yours.

Thor looked knowingly at his brother, his jovial voice vibrating the air thick with humidity as thunder rumbled in the distance,

‘...well you’re dating the God of Mischief, so you better get used to it, trust me – I would know’, he raised one hand as Mjölnir whizzed dramatically into his waiting grip.

‘Just in case.’ he quipped with a grin, ‘Now, who wants another drink?’

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phoenixwwitch · 2 years

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some eddie munson hcs i have and are very correct because me and him are basically the same person:

he is a cat person and takes care of every stray cat in the trailer park. there is one orange tabby that sleeps on his trailer’s roof that he buys toys for all the time.

he is constantly listening to music, i mean constantly he needs the noise because he hates getting stuck inside his head for too long and he cant focus properly without noise of some kind

he cannot cook jack shit he has almost burned the trailer down like 6 different times. once he forgot to put water in to cook pasta and set the kitchen cabinets on fire

he hates getting angry because it reminds him of his father so instead he digs his fingernails into his palms and tries to memorize his friends facial features

wayne is the one that got him into metal and bought him his guitar because he saw how happy his sweet eddie was listening to iron maiden and only wanted to see him smile like that

he says his favorite color is black but its actually green

he collects rocks he randomly finds in the trailer park or over by lovers lake and sometimes he’d save the prettiest ones to give to a future boyfriend (steve)

he keeps a picture of his mom on his nightstand so hell always remember what she looks like since she died when he was so young, her name was mariann and so he names every cat in the park after her (or variations of it)

he hates getting sick because it reminds him of his mom stuck in bed until she.. he refuses to let anyone help him when he’s sick until wayne finds him crying one night just knowing he’s thinking about her (she was his sister)

he kinda flirts with everyone a little because even though he’s comfortable enough being a “freak” he still craves people’s attention and he wants to be seen out of fear of being left behind

he spent years hating who he was and trying to hide his interests until one day in freshman year when he only had a clean iron maiden shirt left and steve fucking harrington walked past him after 3rd period, looked him up and down and said “cool shirt, munson. their mascot’s name is eddie too right?”

he has admired steve since 6th grade and he skinned his knee during gym class and steve helped bandage him up. they didn’t speak again until that day in freshman year and then once again in eddie’s 3rd senior year.

steve actually made the first move and it sacred eddie to death because he did genuinely think it was a joke. he saw steve’s face fall and he fiddled with a single flower in his hands- a sunflower (eddie’s favorite) and then kissed him.

steve will request eddie to make them fancy dinners and eddie will literally just shove spaghetti noodles in hot dogs and cook them (after many tries and a lot of wayne’s help)

the first time he watches the lost boys he makes it his mission to get steve to dress up as michael and him as david for halloween that year (steve always caves because he cannot resist eddie’s doe brown eyes)

steve had come over once with a book in hand and stupid cute reading glasses on and told him that he finished lord of the rings but he was confused they never got to mordor. eddie stood there shocked, grabbing him by the neck and kissing him but before it turned to a full make out session he handed steve the next two books and burst into laughter

steve and eddie will say ‘i love you’ to each other every waking moment possible because they both need the reassurance and eddie just likes seeing steve blush (and steve is obsessed with eddie’s dimples when he smiles)

eddie steals steve’s tears for fears shirts because he secretly also likes them and thinks steve doesn’t know but he has like twenty pictures of eddie asleep in them

#ok this turned into steddie hcs so fast #but i could keep going #eddie my beloved #eddie makes me so emotional omg #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steddie hcs #steveddie #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #eddie munson i love you with my whole being #eddie munson headcanons #steve harrington hc #eddie munson hc

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yourfriendlyneighbourhoodweeb · 2 years

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If you guys haven’t heard, technoblade or Alex has passed away

I wasn’t his fan from the very beginning but in covid, around one and a half year ago, I started watching minecraft and the dream smp

Techno already became my favourite

Over a year ago he posted a video titles “where I’ve been”

Technoblade usually didn’t really upload and us the fans made that an inside joke but when we heard what happened, we were shattered to our cores

Technoblade has been suffering from cancer in his right hand for over a year, in the video he had told us about how he found about his cancer

Hearing the news, many minecraft players put up a purple ribbon on their skin, I don’t play minecraft so I just put that in my usernames, it stands for cancer treatment

Then he made another update video, telling us how he’s going for physical therapy

After that he also made a vr video, said that he woukd continue the series, in the video he sound3d so much better, like his health was getting much better

Did we speak too soon?

Today in my area, at 10 o’clock morning I opened my iPad to see if stranger things’ new episodes have been released

When I suddenly saw a notification from techno, I got super excited that maybe he’s gotten better

But then

My heart sank

Shattered into too many pieces to count

As I read the title

“So long nerds”

I immediately clicked on it, forgetting about stranger things.

We were met by techno’s dad and his dog floof.

He told us that technoblade had passed away. At 10 o’clock in the morning, I felt hot steamy salty tears run down my cheeks as I gripped my iPad, hoping it was all a sick joke

That randomly we would hear techno saying “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS” or “CANCER, IF YOU WISH TO DEFEAT ME, TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 800 YEARSSS” but that never happened

Techno had left a last message for us fans

His real name was Alex, which he greatly trolled us with “Dave”, he wanted us to live long and happy lives

And he told us something we never had heard from him, but we always knew that in our hearts

“I love you guys”

His dad’s voice cracked and he also cried

Telling us about how much techno was struggling to write these words for us.

I and millions of fans, his loved ones, family, friends all miss him dearly

He was an inspiration for millions of kids in the world.

For me, his humour stood above all, he himself for me stood above all

I always had his potato war series in my downloads, cause I knew that if I was ever really sad then his videos will definitely make me laugh when no body else can

I don’t have words to describe how I feel

My condolences goes to his family and friends, who lost him as Alex

We lost him as a legend, a god, an awesome human being, and as technoblade

Maybe only Alex has left us, technoblade will always be remembered in our hearts, he will always be part of our good memories, where I would stay up till 2 just to watch his streams because of different time zones

And now I’m here crying, literally sobbing as I write this, I haven’t been feelings very well but today when I heard about what happened, I sobbed hard.

I remember feeling so excited when I would always hear “startin the streammmm”, it brought me joy and comfort which I am really realising today.

I’m sure many others have too

“Blood for the blood god”

“If you wish to defeat me, train for another 300 years”

“Damce potato boy, DANCEE”

“I dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing I had the intellectual capacity for”

“Welcome home thesuius”

“My chats is bullying me”

He truly didn’t deserve to go

At age 23, he had so much to live for

But even in those years, he made the best of them

I will never forget you king

Your iconic moments and quotes are forever drilled into our hearts

We love you too

Rest in peace king

Rest easy

🎗💜

Fuck cancer!

“Technoblade never dies”

Technoblade truly will never die

#technoblade death #technoblade x #technoblade x reader #dream smp #minecraft #o7 #rest in piece technoblade #technoblade #blood for the blood god #technoblade never dies #fuck cancer #rest easy king #angst

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dark9896 · 1 year

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Day 6 [Leo/ Zapp/ Dog]

Prompt: "You're lucky you didn't get someone killed!"

Leo

This could have gone so much better. Leo should have tried talking you out of that Hail Mary attack. This was just painful to see. The scene replayed in his mind as you lay there, unresponsive in your hospital bed. Who knew how long you'd be passed out like that.

"Run Leo!"

"Huh? Not without you [Name]!"

"Just trust me Leo!" That look in your eye spurred Leo on, "Go! Now!"

He should have argued a little longer. Setting off all that magic at once had drained you completely, and the spells mixed in the worst ways possible. And worst than that was how Steven could just so casually dismiss it.

"Honestly, they just got lucky Klaus." The older dark-haired man sighed, "I mean, [Name] could have gotten someone killed."

Leo could see Klaus nodding from the corner of his eye. Either you or himself could have died, but you didn't. That's all that mattered.

Zapp

You could only wish you had Zapp's energy in battle. Sure, you could keep up but he just had some kind of zeal about himself. Maybe it was the literal hot blood he used to fight with.

"Heads up!"

Zapp's voice rang out from maybe twenty yards away, but you could tell that he barely dented the large metal obstruction. Meaning it was just your turn to tear something up.

You smacked it with all your might, blood hammer style was no joke after all. The debris raining down was proof enough of that, though some of it was still too large to not continue to repair itself.

Both you and Zapp kept batting the metal problem around until the core was exposed. Though the damage done across the city was far from ideal. Leading to both of you being scolded like kids.

"You need to be more careful!" Steven was just shy of gritting his teeth, "You could have gotten someone killed! Honestly, we expect Zapp to be like this but [Name]. You're supposed to be the voice of reason for him. Reign him in from time to time, not just blindly go along with the destruction."

Klaus had to lead Steven away before he popped a vein. You really couldn't argue much, for all intents and purposes, Steven was right. Didn't mean you had to like it, or neglect hastily made plans to go get a drink afterwards.

Dog

"Exo-Crimson."

You didn't get any kind of warning when Dog landed next to you. A large crater formed under him, causing you to lose your footing and struggle to do anything except flail. But you heard a woman screaming, her baby's carriage had slipped from her grip.

Acting as fast as you could, and losing a shoe in the process, you managed to save the infant, just not the stroller. Though the basket could be replaced, and the mother thanked you as you handed the small swaddled baby back to her, you still couldn't shake the anger rising in the back of your throat.

"Whew. That was close [Name]." Dog picked up your dropped shoe, "Another second and you would've been swarmed."

You couldn't help it, you snapped out of pure stress, "YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T GET SOMEONE KILLED!"

Dog held his hands up in surrender, your shoe dangling from his thumb.

"Sugar Pie, c'mon. It wasn't that bad." He stopped just shy of where you stood, "I know I messed up your fighting but that thing was almost on top of you."

"Not me, there was a mother and her baby close by." You gestured to the wreck of a stroller, "I barely saved the kid. Just, please, be more careful. Our job is literally to protect civilians."

Dog's face fell when he noticed the mangled stroller. He really hadn't meant to do that. Boy was he lucky you were right there this time.

#bbb #kekkai sensen #kkss #blood blockade battlefront #leonardo watch #zapp renfro #dog hummer #angstuary 2023

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A lot of signs indicated I’ll die of exhaustion my head is paining I’m getting wheezing too but I had to write this #HarshRajput

Love & Cafuné and much more…

I’m getting that weird prickly sensation in my palms due to low pressure n high fever and I’m too numb maybe cuz of what’s been going on it got worst in the past couple of days including today’s episode. I remembered that Saloni’s video n altho I’d sworn not to think of think cuz he’s my Opp in terms of looks he has all the beauty out of the two of us, I still remember he was standing so close to her in every scene and she was barely dressed (YouTube) there was a manager of some pub/restaurant who himself was high I’d gone there for takeaway during afternoon in broad daylight it wasn’t even dark no music nothing and it was the only place accessible there so I thought it wud be harmless but he was high and he too was leaning over a lot (very indecently) i felt intimidated, luckily the driver saw this from outside so he immediately started honking and I had the chance to run I literally lurched from there I had started to freeze, the driver said most of these owners or managers are themselves drunk. The manager kept asking even while I was rushing out “You don’t wanna eat?” Tu khud Jhoota khaaenga I didn’t tell him that. Harsh drinks too that’s why he was leaning close to her and that ho is not such she liked it and I’m scared I’m freezing even inside my mouth it’s cold and on the contrary my exterior is completely hot due to fever and numb I’m too stressed out my hands are also getting that prickly sensation due to low pressure like I said don’t go on my jokes I try to look strong but I’m physically dying.

I was just thinking if I would’ve looked like that I would’ve gone wherever he would go, just to be around him, and kissed his head and ran my fingers through his hair it’s stinging in my heart n I’m too cold my tongue is turning ice cold too I wud’ve never left him like his ex he had an accident and he was sharing painful tweets I’d seen them in 2015 when I once opened his twitter profile and I felt really bad cuz I don’t think she was showing any concern hence he became insensitive PERMANENTLY and my issues (although I’m not competitive, are never ending and much more worse) when some fortune telling site said something similar and that he’s acting like a psycho it clearly indicated that all I asked was (3-5 years ago) “Then will he become normal again?” First of all I’d met him before that ex he chose her over me and then when he met me again after his breakup as a fresh start she again came in between and then that Aneri I will never forgive god for making me like this if I would’ve been the girl of his dreams this wouldn’t have happened. I felt bad for the accident tweets and I always “understood” him he wasn’t faking but he was expecting her to feel bad too, maybe I’m like a dog for him

My puppy was like that Oscar 🐶 whenever I wud cry with my head over my knees he would come and stand on his hind legs keep his paws on my knees and this is how he would respond to tears - he would make really tiny eyes and they would keep brimming with like loads of pain and he would come near my face and get hysteric he would start sniffing very frantically like not the usual sniff where they smell but when you cry and then shake his head like “No no no you won’t cry” and then smother my face. He would understand what crying meant, he himself would make a painful face with small eyes and all to show I know you are in pain and that’s very compassionate, he would put himself in your shoes. They are your true friends. Idk which puppy has done this - something I have probably never shared before, so he was like my personal toy (toy dog in fact) who would protect me even as a pup cuz those were his natural instincts but for him, his toys were supposed to do the same.

Whenever he would be alone at home since he was after all a puppy (he was like any other human kid) he too would feel scared in the house so whenever we would return we’d see this… he would line up all his toys horizontally and play with his best friend a green bunny (first toy of his life) behind them, we reached the same conclusion that they were all like Soldiers (someone said this is Toys ki Sena) they were supposed to protect and defend him that was his logic. It was like a brigade of toys (soft toys lol) whenever I would return home he would whimper and make that sad sound and face as in why did you leave me? Then he would ask me to lift him up and then shake his head & fix his hair and be like it’s all cool c’mon inside. I miss him.

It’s paining in my heart rn so I won’t be able to share anything more although there’s a lot to talk about but I have no one there are many interesting stories. Never thought this loneliness will become a forever curse one day in this superficial world. I have never felt so sick before it’s probably out of grief I also saw him yesterday I remembered that Neirav’s shop I haven’t seen him since 2016 due to panic attacks, but I remembered his friend’s shop, he had downloaded Typorama and used the same generic font as the app’s nothing creative like me to come up with something original or even enticing no wonder they had to sell the shop later on… that Neirav was anyway 10-11 years older than me I was only 20. He still kept hitting on me through dating apps and when I WAS FORCING myself to like him cuz Harsh was acting very badly he was his friend and I thought I deserved someone boring like Neirav he blocked me. Please read further to understand why it’s not ideal for girls to force themselves please… I have it covered in my other paragraphs. I was only 20 I was stylish smart and good looking back then I wanted someone cool too.

I don’t even have to pay to create several things I’ve made around 150 inspirational moodboards and countless pngs and graphics and more than 20 logos I’m just saying why it’s hard to find anyone and ppl like Neirav have several friends like Harsh, whereas those like me are always alone it’s all UNFAIR god doesn’t exist we are all under the Devil’s despotic reign, he’s the Sun lord whom the Vikings worshipped and came up with Burial grounds all the stones erected in the middle of the nowhere all those shady stories are real (Stonehenge one of the 7 wonders of the world) they would play hunger games to sacrifice and cremate even ch ildren there which led to more cults in the future I have more interesting stories like these from the west, those stones were massively huge tombs this Sun Lord would ask them for sacrifices, he targets loners like me and plays with all of us like puppets, light and warmth is this Sun’s mercy and that burning fire is his fury.People who should’ve supported each other and mainly us (who have no one in this world) they conveniently leave us like that to die by saying, “I don’t know them personally”. You are worst than the Sun Lord because you aren’t even entitled to that.

Nor is he but you definitely are not as powerful to even feel that way and even for that Sun - making someone’s life which is already bad more miserable doesn’t require much power, the actual test is if you are able to change someone’s life for better miraculously, if you would’ve been able to do that or show us some REAL MAGIC then we would’ve looked up to you and said God we are under your grace NOT mercy like I just said in my previous line.

I’m getting tremendous low pressure I saw him on Trending Now page his friend’s shop 2017 pic and this time I saw it clearly I would feel very shy in 2015 and then I would get panic attacks I saw he is beautiful and all he is like Mardo ka Aishwarya Rai I never wanted someone this pretty I just wanted decent looking I liked him even when he was different like that photo in his dad’s dp (from long ago) I like him in every look (and age) and state… no matter what. When I saw it back then maybe it was a different I was more focused on his shoes his laces were not even tied properly that’s all I remember from the last time I saw it. Now I saw his eyes… and I said to myself so my life got ruined because of this beautiful Aadmi. Jokes apart he is indeed like that hence I’m in this state cuz this “God” deliberately made me his opposite, I hate myself I had to face all the insensitivity due to him I was created as a joke myself for him to laugh at my expense. Bye my chest is getting that ant like sensation which happens in low bp ive never felt this worse before it’s like I’m dying. I only liked the moustache I always had this ideal man in my head because of someone I’d seen as a kid he was a prime example he had the same moustache and while my father would treat us badly, he on the other hand brought his wife and kids to the restaurant in a completely different manner, he was the best husband and father in my eyes…

Harsh had that moustache in this pic, if God would’ve been real he would’ve sent someone like him I had asked him to minus such eyes and that long model face but the moustache has to be the same and I just want decent looking (again, some men are very creepy or scary and dumb even average inside out because it’s easier for them to look good as they don’t get 10-15 day long PMS and then additional 7 days of ovulation, it makes our hair brittle and frizzy face puffy there’s water retention everywhere our skin breaks out etc. etc. hence even smart girls can look average but I’ve noticed that average men are dumb and average even on the IQ level) secondly if girls aren’t in love with you or aroused then they won’t be lubricated and that will lead to pain it’s almost r*pe in fact it is that it’s high time we acknowledge this. If we aren’t interested it’s a NO we can’t compromise our body won’t, the entry is shut for those for whom we have no affinity, simple as that.

Anyway I was okay with his double chin (I don’t like repeating this he was younger in his early 20s so it’s natural) I was okay with that (in fact I wonder if starves himself to remain fit I always hoped not) anyway I was okay with his weight and everything, financial status, complexion (it was the camera’s fault or bad lighting) but in general everything because I loved him you can’t force someone to love someone else once they are already in love especially a GIRL and I was ready to move on since like forever… cuz he doesn’t want me im not his happiness so I just wanted my childhood dream back as in someone with that moustache and all and minus the eyes or the long model ish face it’s like I was asking god if we’ll deduct these extra add ons then how much will it cost, the total bill amount was reduced BUT GOD ADDED TAXES - Zara Sauleh

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Stormy Weather

For anon’s prompt, 800 words. TW for panic attack.

Forget cats and dogs, it was raining a bloody zoo out there; Harry had to swim rather than walk the half mile back, blind behind his glasses and deaf with the chaos. Dramatic weather for the dramatic whatever-it-was in his head; but not wild enough, not harsh enough, not… Finally home, dripping on the welcome mat, Harry leaned his forehead against the wall and just. Breathed. In. out. In, out. In in in. Out out out. In—

“Darling?”

Harry started, dropping the soggy bag on the floor, apples and lemons rolling. His breath came foggy up his glasses, painfully irregular, tearing his throat apart. He tried to control himself somehow, to stop scaring himself, stop scaring Draco.

It obviously wasn’t working. “Harry…”

Draco didn’t touch him; knew not to, by now. “I,” Harry mumbled, the best he had.

“Oh, love. Do you want to sit down? You’re trembling.”

“Mmph,” Harry shook his head, clinging to the wall like it could save him. There was some solace to it, something solid to ground himself on when he was so scared. Why was he always scared, why did everything feel so scary now, when it never used to before?

“Okay. Okay. Do you want me to leave?”

The sound tearing out of him now was half-whimper, half-mewl, but Draco understood. It made him so sad, to be understood. Why was everything so impossibly, irreparably sad?

“All right, I’ll stay. Staying. I’m right here.”

Harry wished the wall wasn’t so flat, that there was something to hold on to other than just smooth wallpaper. It was so quiet now, too quiet, and Harry needed—he gave a small, panicky wail, which had Draco come a step closer.

“What is it? You have to tell me, I can’t, I don’t know.”

“Just…” Harry blinked away hot tears, “talk, keep… just…”

“What? I—oh, all right, yes. Okay. I can keep talking. You know me, I practically never stop. I literally spoke a goblin’s ear off once. They banned me from Gringotts for a month.”

Harry laughed, he thought. He crushed his cheek against the wall, breathed slowly. Please. Just… please, he didn’t want to feel like this anymore, he didn’t want to be so scared and sad and wrong, he didn’t want this. Please.

“No, darling, it’s okay, because I keep all my money under my pillow anyway. You know that already, we sleep in the same bed. There’s some money under your pillow too.”

It was definitely a laugh now. Harry opened his eyes to a blurry, wet world.

“What? That’s not a joke. You should check the bedroom, there’s twenty Galleons and a hundred quid under your pillow. Ever since the whole… you know I don’t trust them, any of them. I won’t ever be caught so off guard again, and neither will you, because you have me. You hear that? You have me. And I have you.”

Harry groaned, burrowing into the wallpaper. God. He just wanted—that was all he wanted. To have, to be had.

“Oh, my darling.” Draco must have seen the look on his face. He was so close, Harry could feel him, warm and familiar. It made his chest ache so terribly.

“One day… One day we’ll take that money and go traveling. You said you wanted to see that world you worked so hard for? I’ll take you everywhere. Yes? Sounds like something you’d like?”

The miserable sounds coming out of him were ripping Harry’s soul apart, but Draco was stronger, closer to his heart, so he nodded, hanging onto every word. Please… please…

“My love. Oh, Harry, there’s so much good in your future, so much good yet to come. So much happiness coming your way, and love, and joy. Do you even know how ridiculously happy you’re going to be some day?”

He laughed when Harry shook his head. “That’s okay. It’s okay, because I know. I’m going to make sure of it. That you get all the love you deserve. Everything you need, all the… I’m sorry, am I saying the wrong thing?”

Draco must have been reacting to the way his crying just went up three octaves, but Harry’s never heard anything more perfect in his life. He turned, face scrunched, arms open, and Draco dove in between them like he belonged there and squeezed him tight. Harry cried on his shoulder, hysterical and grateful and overwhelmed. Draco stroked his hair, kissed his wet cheeks, whispered in his ear. His words were meaningless now, maybe not even in English, but the tone of his voice was so soft, was enough.

Harry let the downpour wash over him, rejoicing in the deluge, just as powerful as this whatever-the-hell in his head. Not harsh, stupidly dramatic, wild—but still contained. The perfect storm.

#drarry #fic #TW panic attack #but a very soft fic #supportive Draco #taking care of his Harry #last prompt from the list!#sorry anon that it took forever #RockingRobin69

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xoxo-teddybear · 3 years

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Hickeys and Revenge - Bakugou Katsuki

Bakugou x f!reader

Warnings: angst, crack, swearing, fluff

Summary: Bakugou learned his lesson from his cheating prank but you weren’t satisfied quite yet. The man really almost broke you so to get back at him, you decided to pull this little masterpiece.

A/N: H/T means Hair Type!!! This is also related to this fic which you should read in order to understand the beginning of this story.

BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST

“Mina. Get your ass over here, I need you to suck on my titts.”

—

You couldn’t hold your laughter as you demanded your best friend to come and give you hickeys over the phone.

Not too long ago, your lovely boyfriend, Bakugou Katsuki, decided to pull a little prank on you. It wasn’t uncommon. You were the type of couple to enjoy a laugh every now and then but there was only one rule. No cheating pranks, no breaking up pranks. That was all. However, after being on a losing streak, your boyfriend decided to pull a little prank that very much broke the rules. In the end, he was also hurt but at least you knew he wouldn’t be pulling anything stupid like that again.

After that, you both went back to normal. You guys were once again happy, loving, cuddly, all the good stuff. But something in the back of your mind knew you weren’t quite satisfied with Katsuki’s punishment. You decided you had to feed the flames just a bit more to have your revenge. This ended up with you pulling a little hickey prank.

Now you were a prank master! You were skilled, smart, creative, and maniacal. Things had to be just right when it came down to it. That is why instead of using makeup like anyone else would, you’re looking for real, authentic hickeys. Since you obviously can’t have your boyfriend be the one to give you these hickeys, it would have to be your bestie, Ashido Mina.

—

“What?!” Mina laughed on the other side of the phone.

“It’s for a prank! Remember Katsuki’s cheating prank?” You said with excitement.

“Yeah. The one where he failed miserably and you ended up breaking up with him until you figured out it was a prank and you guys got back together after 3 days.” She explained.

“Gee, thanks for the play by play of me almost walking out of my very happy relationship.” You sarcastically replied. “Anyway, as revenge, I’m gonna do a little hickey prank!”

“Revenge? Girl, were you not satisfied with him being devastated over your almost breakup?” She asked.

“It’s not enough!” You replied.

“Not enough? Honey, he locked himself in the house for days. Eijirou had to force him to bathe and eat. What do you mean not enough?” She explained.

“Awwww, my poor baby. Look, I know he went through shit but he caused it! I didn’t get any revenge. I’m feening for it.” You explained.

“Alright, alright,” Mina giggled. “I’ll be over in 10..you fucking sadist.”

“Thank you!”

—

Time had passed and you were expecting the arrival of your best friend any minute now. You figured it’d be fine for her to be over for a bit because Katsuki was out on his final patrol for the week. After that, you’d have him all to yourself since he’d be home for the rest of the day.

Finally, after waiting and waiting, a knock was heard from the front door. You ran to the wooden structure and opened it to be blessed with the pink sight.

“Hickey time!” Mina said in a sing-song voice. You both laughed as she came in and you pulled her to the couch. “Okay, how are we doing this.”

“Uh, I don’t know- fuck this is so weird!” You joked as you both laughed again. “Okay, ummm, I think I’ll take a few on my chest and then some on my neck.”

“Okay. Should we have them like, trail up. Do you want me to go and make it look like he went from here to here?” She said and pointed from your chest to your lips, to which you nodded. “Wow bitch, you’re bold, wearing a tube top and everything!”

“I know right!” You both laughed. You layed back and pulled your tube top down to reveal your bra. Before you started, you pulled out your phone and started recording. You needed proof to show Katsuki that this was the work of your best friend and not some rando. Finally, Mina leaned down as you both released giggles and she placed her lips on your left mound. “What the fuck, this is so weird!”

You both laughed and Mina pulled her lips away as she began dying. You both turned red in the face as tears filled your eyes due to all the laughing. You both finally settled and she began sucking on your boob.

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck,” was all you could say as you laughed. “Wow, oh my gosh, your lips are sooo soft! Kiri is getting a treat!” You teased as Mina pulled off to laugh again.

She finally created the first mark and pulled off as you both took a look at her work. “Holy shit! There’s a fucking hickey!” You said like a teenage girl.

“That’s a fucking hickey, all right.” Mina said, proud of what she had done.

“What the fuck? This is really good!” You laughed. “You’re so good at this, how often do you practice? Is there a hickey on Kirishima right now?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Mina laughed. You both joked around a little more as she continued to mark you. It’s safe to say the whole procedure was quite comical.

—

“Can you like..make it darker? Like suck harder.”

*Mina sucking on your neck harder*

“Yeah, yeah. Harder. Yeah.”

—

“Ow! Did you just bite me?”

“Sorry! Instinct!”

“Ow...does it look bad?”

“It looks more believable.”

“Oh.....do it again.”

—

“This is weird...it’s like..hot when Katsuki does it though.”

“Okay, can you not talk about how you like it better when your boyfriend gives you hickeys while I’m literally swallowing your neck right now?”

—

Finally, after about 20 minutes of sucking and laughing, you were finally marked with red and purple hickeys. You looked in the mirror and were stunned with the work. You turned to face your best friend and high fived her.

Encouraging her to stay for a bit, you both spent some girl time together before she had to go due to Katsuki’s arrival approaching. After saying your farewells, you shut the door and jumped in excitement.

“Shits about to get real.”

—

You sat on the couch waiting for Katsuki’s arrival. Soon enough, the sound of his car door shutting alerted you of your boyfriend’s presence. You quickly covered your hickeys with your hair and went back in your phone to appear natural. Finally, after the sound of jingling keys, your boyfriend walked through the door with his best friend.

“Hi baby!” You said with glee as you got up and went to greet Katsuki with a kiss. He happily returned the quick peck and took note of your attire.

“The hell? Why’re you wearing this?” He asked, looking down at your tube top and spandex. You rolled your eyes knowing how he was whenever you wore clothes that exposed a little more than necessary around others.

“Because I didn’t know you were bringing Kirishima over so I stayed comfy.” You explained as Katsuki held his arms around you, grumbling about how you made a fair point.

After speaking for a little bit at the doorway, Katsuki made his way over to his best friend who had already made himself comfortable in the kitchen with a beer in his hand. The two were like brothers so it wasn’t uncommon for them to act this way in each other’s homes. While the two men were in the kitchen, you made your way up to your shared bedroom. You would rather have Katsuki see the hickeys in a private setting so that your upcoming argument wouldn’t take place in front of Kirishima.

Katsuki spent about 20 minutes down there with Kirishima before deciding to check up on you. The red head was fine with waiting in the kitchen and nodded his head at his friend when he decided to check up on you.

The blonde finally walked in through the room to see you sitting criss-crossed on the bed, looking at your phone. He shut the door as he approached you and you looked up and smiled at his arrival.

“Hi.” You said as you sat up a little straighter.

“Hey.” He said as he walked over and wrapped his arms around you before picking you up to kiss you. You both held the tiniest make out session before you settled to just holding each other, with your arms wrapped around his neck.

Katsuki joined you on the bed for a bit as you both sat together while still cuddled up. “How was your day, baby?”

“It was fine I guess. Nothing really happened. I stayed home, waiting for you dummy.” You said, trying to make Mina’s markings more noticeable. He still didn’t see them though.

“Oh yeah? Waiting for me to do what?” He smirked at you.

“Shut up, you fucking horn-dog. Waiting to spend some time with you. That’s all.” You said and Katsuki jokingly pouted.

“So you didn’t want me to come home and fuck you stupid?” He asked, pulling you into his lap.

“No. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want you to now.” You said in a soft voice. He chuckled softly before kissing the clean side of your neck.

“Maybe after Shitty Hair leaves,” he said before picking up his little pecks again. “I’ll do you just how I want to.”

He finally shifted over to the other side of your neck where the markings remained and he finally took notice of the work Mina had done. He paused his teasing and pulled away with a confused look in his face and furrowed his brows. He licked his thumb and reached out to wipe at the mark but silently seethed when it didn’t wipe away.

“What?” You questioned and Katsuki gently took you off his lap before standing up to pace around a bit. You walked to Katsuki in a “confused” manner before he stopped you.

“Uhhh...hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.” He ran his hand through his hair, like he usually did in stressful situations, before looking at you.

“Uh, what- what is that? On your Uh-“ he said and tapped his neck. You went to your vanity mirror before turning to face him again. “Is that a hickey?”

‘Showtime’ you thought to yourself. “N-no. No, it’s not a hickey-“

“Then what is it?” He eagerly questioned with fear and anger laced in his voice.

“I don’t know, I was running and I fell and-“

“And what? You fell and got bruises?” He said looking at your neck and chest. He walked to you and pulled down your shirt to reveal the hickeys Mina left on your mid-chest. Katsuki shook his head and backed up, more pissed off than before. “No. No- you don’t fucking fall and get bruises on your neck and chest like that. So is it a fucking hickey?”

“No, no it’s not a hickey I swear.” You said softly, walking up to hug him but he gently stepped out of your hold. “Babe, babe-“

“Mm, no that’s definitely a fucking hickey.” He said as he chewed on his lower lip. “S’a fucking hickey.”

“No it’s not, I was using the H/T iron and I guess I burned myself-”

“Your hair is naturally H/T. Why would you need to use a H/T iron?” He said. You were stunned in silence but wanted to smile, appreciating the fact that your boyfriend knew you so well.

“Y/N are you fucking serious?!” He said, raising his voice a bit to show his anger.

“It’s not a hickey! I swear!” You said and walked to the mirror and he followed you.

“You’re fucking lying! ‘Cuz you don’t fucking get hickeys on your chest and titts randomly.” He said as you turned to walk to him, causing him to step back.

“I- I was using makeup and-“

“I swiped at it already, it’s not fucking coming off!”

“No I was like, I was fighting-“

“Fighting with what?!”

“I don’t know I just-“

“No, no! Stop! Can you stop coming towards me right now? You’re fucking lying to me and making up excuses. Those are fucking hickeys.” He said at a good distance away as tears began to fill his eyes. “Are you serious, Y/N?”

“....I’m sorry.” You quietly said. Your apology pushed his tears to flow as he dropped his head back and used his hands to wipe away his tears.

“You’re sorry? You’re not fucking sorry! You’re a fucking hoe that cheated on me while I was away. Are you fucking serious?” He said looking at you with teary eyes and a red nose. “Hurry the fuck up and just say you cheated on me!”

“No!” You whined. Katsuki laughed and rolled his neck as he wiped more tears before taking some random thing and throwing it at the wall, creating a loud sound.

“The fuck is wrong with you?! Did I do something wrong?! Tell me!” He said, shouting at you.

“No! You didn’t do anything!” You said, standing still.

“I must’ve done something! Or what? Are you just a slut that likes fucking attention? Is that why you’re okay being dressed like that around Kirishima?” He asked with an angry voice as he looked at your attire once more. He watched as you shook your head ‘no’ before his eyes dropped down to the markings on your upper body.

“Why would you do this?!” He said with a cracked voice as he openly cried now and walked to you. “I fucking love you Y/N! How could you do this to me? We’ve been together for years! I spent years of my life with you and you do this?!”

After seeing his tears and hearing his broken voice, you decided this was enough.

“Katsuki...” you softly said as you reached out for his arm. You expected the argument to go on longer but Katsuki seemed like he was heartbroken and done as he tried to walk away from your touch. “No, no Katsuki wait!”

“Get off of me.” He said trying to shake you off but you lightened your voice and coated it with giggles to assure him.

“No wait! Baby it’s a prank! It’s a prank I swear!” You said standing in front of him, pushing him deeper into the room. He turned around to avoid you but you only clung to his back. “Mina did it! Mina came and did it!”

“Baby, I swear!” You said, turning him around and keeping his front facing you

“KIRISHIMA!” He called out and soon enough, the red head came in, cautious of what was going on.

“What happened?” Kirishima softly asked in confusion. A quiet silence filled the room and all that could be heard was your boyfriend’s heavy breathing.

“I’m shaking right now.” The blonde said in your hold.

“Why?” Kirishima asked, looking to you.

“He thinks I cheated on him because I have hickeys but Mina came over earlier and did it.” You said as the red head walked into the room.

Silence filled the room once more as Kirishima inspected the scene. He looked at your hickeys, to your face, to Katsuki’s shaking body and teary eyes. “I don’t believe that.”

“You don’t believe me?” You asked him.

“Not really. I want to but why would Mina come and give you hickeys on your chest and neck?” The red head said with his hands in his pockets and head tilted to the side.

“I swear she did it, I have the footage.” You said pulling out your phone.

“No- no, this is fucking dumb. I guess we’re over.” Katsuki said and began walking to the door but you quickly pulled up the video and jumped on him. He wouldn’t turn and so you put the video in front of his face as he began to watch, alongside Kirishima.

After finishing the video, Katsuki crouched down to the ground and allowed his head to drop as he gave a relieved sigh. You laughed at him and began to hug his shoulders as Kirishima laughed in the back.

“I’m sorry baby!” You said. Bakugou surprised you with tears of joy and a smile as he quickly turned to give you a hug while he stood up and assaulted your face in quick pecks.

“Alright, well how the fuck do we get rid of these Mina marks?” Katsuki asked, wiping at your neck.

“You could do it with a cold spoon.” Kirishima interjected causing you and Katsuki to settle.

“Oh..oh yeah, you would know.” You both simultaneously said and laughed at him. The red head blushed and turned to the same shade as his hair before coming up with a comeback.

“You guys are just weird!” Kirishima embarrassingly joked before walking out of the room, laughing and going back down to his beer.

Bakugou held you in his arms and swayed you as you allowed him to kiss your face. “I’m sorry~”

“Baby, that’s so messed up!” He laughed out with a sigh as he placed his head to your own. “I almost fucking left you!”

“I know, you were so mad.” You said in a sad but laughing voice as you wrapped your arms around his neck. “But that’s what you get! Now you know how I felt when you fucking pranked me last time.”

“I know, I’m sorry. I get it, this is why we don’t pull these types of pranks.” He said.

“Exactly.” You pecked his nose before continuing. “I’m sorry.” You whispered before he placed a long and hot kiss on your lips. He picked you up as you wrapped your legs around his torso while your arms tightened around his neck.

“Aww, I feel so bad!” You whimpered as you tucked your head into his neck. “Are you mad at me?”

“No. You’re my girl.” He said with his husky voice.

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

You pulled your head back to peck his lips and he did the same and kissed you back. You both went in for more small pecks before you pulled away the slightest bit to make fun of him.

“You got praaaannkkkeeddd!” You said before laughing again, to which he rolled his eyes and flopped onto the bed with you in his hold.

“I’m gonna get you back.” He said with determination in his eyes.

“You’re gonna get me back?” You questioned.

“Yup.”

“No!” You giggled out.

“Mhm. I’m probably gonna cut your hair this time. Maybe throw all your makeup out the window, I don’t know.” He threatened.

“Those aren’t pranks! Those’ll actually do damage!” You said.

“Mhm!” He agreed and you both just laughed some more. You made it up to him with apology cuddles in bed for the next half hour before you both remembered you had a guest in your house. Katsuki quickly got up once he realized his friend was still in his house and went to kick the red head out.

“Why’re you making him leave?” You asked as Katsuki stood at the bedroom exit.

“Because apology cuddles aren’t enough. You’re making it up to me in another way.” He said with a wink and smirk before walking out the door. You laughed and sighed before flopping down on the bed with a blush. With his leave, you mentally began to prepare yourself for the hours of rough make-up sex that was to come.

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foodieforthoughts · 3 years

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Sorry if this is long winded, but I’ve literally been thinking about this most of the day.

Kal fic or Henry fic? Idk but its what I got.

One day, while Henry is gaming Kal starts following you around. Nothing out of the blue so you don’t think anything of it, he’s probably a little lonely. Days go by and this keeps happening. You go to the bathroom, he’s right there. You sit down and he’s got his head in your lap, and if you lay down he tries to lay his head on your stomach. He even gives a low warning growl to Henry when he tries to touch you. But then it’s like he feels bad about it because he licks his hand right after. You just can’t figure out what’s going on with him.

The next morning you get sick, and you think maybe it’s a stomach virus, but you can’t stop throwing up, and Kal is by your side the whole time, whimpering and whining while you hug the toilet. The next afternoon you’re lying on the couch feeling crummy with Kal’s head in your lap. Henry jokes about how he’s been acting lately, trying to lighten the mood saying his dog has stolen his wife. You talk about how you’re feeling, and he says, “if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were pregnant, and Kal has figured it out before us” you laugh it off, but take a test without him knowing.

Babe, your ask is pretty much a drabble in itself and I LOVE IT!!! 😍 I hope you don't mind I gave a little spin for myself 😌♥️

Title: Little Guardian

"C'mon buddy." You heard Henry's voice from by the door making you peek open an eye to look at what all the fuss was about. "Kal, the sun's about to come up. I need to get back home to leave for work." He continued, tapping his thighs with the leash dangling from his hand.

"What's wrong?" You groggily asked, rubbing your eyes to rid of the sleep.

"Kal won't budge." Henry pointed at the big bear laying on the bed with his head on your knee.

"Is he sick?" You touched Kal's ears to see if he was running a temperature, but they were warm as they normally were. You looked at his snout, wet and healthy as Kal licked your hand as you rubbed his furry head. "He seems okay."

"He is. He's being very lazy." Henry sat next to Kal and ruffled his fur while giving him scratches. "I'll go for the run without him, is that okay?"

You settled against the cool sheets again, putting Henry's pillows next to you and making place for Kal to settle against your tummy. "I think we'll be alright." Kal decided to lay down entirely, placing his head on the crook of your arm and turning on his back. Henry smiled fondly at his bear and scratched his tummy before giving your sheet covered feet a squeeze and walking out the room, switching off the lights as he exited.

Over the next few days, Kal became your shadow. Henry pointed it out while he was on a break from trying out a new game, for when he had called Kal over for a cuddle, the pooch had ignored him and followed you to the kitchen instead. You had laughed it off as Kal only following the scent of the defrosting chicken in the kitchen, giving the bear a treat instead.

But then you started noticing him everywhere. He was there when you woke up and when you went to pee. You saw him following you to the garden when you went to plant new seeds. Kal hated sitting out in the sun, his fur made him vulnerable to heat stroke, but he sat next to you while you continued gardening.

One day you were sitting sprawled on the carpet, reading your book when Kal laid his head in your lap. You scratched his head absentmindedly, taking it as Kal missing human affection. But what took both you and Henry by surprise was when the bear growled at your husband as Henry tried to pull you up to your feet to take you to your bedroom. You had watched as Henry sternly, but lovingly, scolded Kal for the behavior and in turn Kal licked Henry's hand as an apology.

"I think it was the sushi." You spit in the toilet bowl, shivering as nauseous washed over you again. Henry had your hair held away from your face, gently running his hand up and down your back.

You had been throwing up for an hour now, having woken up feeling queasy and sweaty. Kal had followed you to the bathroom and whined, trying to paw at you for comfort. Your retches and Kal's whimpers had awoken Henry and he had been quick to come to your aid.

Resting your head on your arm, you hugged the toilet waiting for the next bout of vomiting to start. Peering at Kal, you noted him sitting with his ears perked up and his eyes staring at you. Reaching a weak hand to ruffled his fur, you patted his head with a smile.

The rest of your day and the subsequent days to come, you make the couch and the bed your only refuge. Like a loyal guardian, Kal stayed put besides you, only leaving your side for food and water. Trying to ease your discomfort, Henry placed a wet cloth on your flushed forehead, the hot flashes leaving you irritated and crummy. Sitting on the armrest and pushing your sweat slicked hair to the side, Henry makes you lay your head on his thigh.

"Kal refuses to leave you." Henry ran his fingers through your hair as you sighed, looking at your buddy bear with his big fluffy body barely accommodating near your feet. "What if he's trying to say something to us? Maybe you are pregnant and he's figured it out?" He joked as you swatted at his thigh, his chuckles making the sickly air bearable.

"We have to have sex for me to start baking the bun in my oven. Do you even remember when we last retired to bed together?" You adjusted in your seat, looking up at Henry who nodded silently. His work schedule was messing with his routine and on several occasions, you had gone to bed alone, only for Henry to join you sometime later in the night.

Although Henry had jokingly suggested about your situation and you had dismissed it, your mind began counting the days to when you should have be expecting your period. It was possible you had forgotten about a session of hurried lovemaking or contraception failure to occur. While your husband had taken to prepare for his shoot the next day, you had gone up to your bedroom with Kal in tow. Taking the single test out of the cabinet you had brought for a pregnancy scare many months ago, you debated whether you were feeling happy or scared.

"Let's see buddy, maybe you're right?" You patted Kal on his head before telling him to wait outside the bathroom. They were the longest three minutes of your life after peeing on the stick and you had sat on the floor near the doorway with Kal resting his head on your lap. The timer on you phone had pinged and with a deep breath you had reached for the stick on the counter.

With wide eyes and tears beginning to well in them, you had stared at the two pink lines on the stick. Bringing your hand to cover your mouth as happy sobs escaped your lips, you hugged the faithful little guardian by your side, placing kisses on his head and getting licked in the face by him.

"You knew all along, bear." You booped his nose and stood up, wiping your tear streaked cheeks to let Henry know he's going to be a father and his joke just turned out to be true.

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crowdedimagines · 3 years

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Spill It - Harry Styles

an// i literally love the spill your guts concept, but hopefully this is a new take on it! also, this is not going to be chronologically correct to real life, that’s the fun of fiction! also in a world without covid

“I will never understand how you continue to convince people to do this.” I sigh, taking in the table in front of me.

“Let’s take a look at what Y/n here is so fond of.” James teases before giving the table a good spin, showing off all of its contents, “To start we’ve got salmon smoothie, beef tongue, bird saliva, scorpion, fish head, hot sauce, bull penis, and finally, the water beetle. I think you’re both familiar with the rules of this game.”

“I’m sure.” Niall smiles, turning his head towards mine and I nod in agreement.

Niall and I go way back, having been friends for years. We met back in 2013 when I opened for One Direction’s tour. I quickly become close with all of them. One more so than the others. Harry. He and I just clicked, everyone knew it. It took months for us to start dating, afraid that we would ruin the good thing we had, but neither of us wanted to wait anymore. You can’t pass up a connection like that.

“Niall, I will ask you the first question.” James announces, “We’ll go with the salmon smoothie.”

“Oh god.” He mutters.

James lets out a loud laugh and covers his face in shock over the question. He turns it to me so I can catch a glimpse before he reads it out-loud and my jaw drops.

“You might as well drink now, not even hear the question.” I tease, leaning across the table.

“Niall, who is your least favorite member of One Direction?”

Niall’s head drops in defeat, even though he was sure going into this a question like this would be brought up. He just wishes it could’ve been on something a little easier to choke down.

“Drink up, babe.” I smile, a teasing smile crossing my face.

“Fuck.” He shakes his head.

“I can’t… “ He reaches for the glass and throws it back, it takes a few seconds for the sludge to finally shift and he can get a mouthful. A sour look takes over his face as soon as it reaches his taste buds. He quickly leans down to spit it in the bucket.

“That’s horrendous.” He coughs, “It was like a salmon yogurt.”

“Alright Niall, your turn to ask Y/n.”

I smile politely to my friend of many years who takes on a sinister look once he’s read the question.

“Please be nice.” I stick out my bottom lip.

“Right right.” He laughs, spinning the table as he takes in his options.

“Don’t forget I have a very good memory, especially of the years spent on a shared tour bus…” I chaff.

“Don’t remind me.” He settles on the hot sauce, thankfully one of the lesser evil options. I would take this over anything else on the table.

I did crash on their bus more than my own. It started because they were fun, barely older than me, but then when Harry and I started dating we became. Even sharing a bunk as uncomfortable as it was most nights. Those boys grew up with me, and I’m thankful to still be in good contact with all of them.

“You recently welcomed your third god-child into the world when Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid welcomed their daughter to the world.”

“Yes, I did.” I smile at the cheering audience. I have managed to do the impossible in staying close with all of the boys since the hiatus. Well, all but one. Gigi and I met years ago, and I introduced the pair at an award show. The other boys had their reason for making me god mother, but it did give me this monopoly on all of the One Direction children.

“You are actually the god-mother to all three of the One Direction children. Who’s your favorite?”

My jaw drops at the question. Who had the audacity to ask that? To think I could ever answer that about any of my little nieces and nephews. The audience cheers in shock over the question as well.

“You’re joking.” I scoff, “They’re children, I could never pick a favorite!”

“How about your least favorite then?” James teases.

“You lot are all horrendous!”

I grab the shot glass and down the hot sauce immediately. I love all of them way too much to ever pick. I’m sure it’s exactly what they expected with a question like that. It burns for a few seconds and I put the glass back and try to shake it off.

“Nice one!” Niall cheers.

“Now James-” I clear my throat, the hot sauce catching up with me, “Name one guest that you would never invite back to the show.” I bite back a smile and fan my face with the card.

James looks up into the camera as if he actually wants to answer.

“C’mon, you can do it! Just for once.” I grin like a little kid in a candy store, I want him to answer. I want to know, and it would be nice to finally get him to reveal an answer like this.

“Are you trying to get this show canceled?” He turns to one of the producers off screen. He looks between them and the water beetle I’ve placed in front of him. He gives his head one last shake before throwing it down the hatch.

“Niall, it’s your last night on Earth, you can either spend it with your ex girlfriend Ellie Goulding or Selena Gomez?”

He goes back and forth, trying to be polite with his answer before eventually picking Ellie.

“Y/n, who is your favorite member of One Direction?” Niall asks, the smirk growing wider with every word he utters.

The crowd roars, knowing very well of my relationship from a few years ago. One that people still brought up regularly in both Harry and my life due to us remaining friendly.

“What is up with you guys wanting to know my favorites?” I roll my eyes, “Give me something I can actually answer.”

“Fine! I’ll ask you one!” Niall grins, an evil and family glint in his eyes appearing, “What songs have you written about Harry?”

A red hue takes over my face again, only this time it’s not from the hot sauce.

“Either that, or the bird saliva.” He grins, showing off a wide smile. If only we weren’t on national television and I could smack it off.

“It smells like wet dog.” I sigh, I pick it up giving it a whiff before setting it back down on the table, “Could I name one song?”

Niall and James exchange a look before the nod accepting it.

“I wrote the song Everything about him.” I smile. It shouldn’t exactly be a surprise to most people, there were clues. Both of our fans were smart enough to catch on and read between the lines. It was a song I released almost two years ago, the album following our breakup.

It was a powerful song, it quickly became one of the favorites of my fans. It’s also one of the few that I don’t perform. I can’t think of a time I’ve sung that song without crying, it wasn’t meant for the stage. It was meant to be played in your bedroom while you stare at your ceiling. People have always understood that.

“It’s a lovely song.” Niall smiles knowingly.

“Thank you.” I smile, I move on and reach out to ask James his question.

“James, you have been blessed to have both Niall and I on for carpool karaoke.” I smile at Niall, “Which one did you enjoy more?”

I can’t fight off the laughter that takes over. As if it isn’t hard enough to answer questions like these, it’s only upped the ante by having us both here.

“You’re kidding.” He dabs away the sweat on his forehead.

“It’s okay, Niall won’t be that offended.” I reassure and stick out my tongue at Niall.

“You’re an arse.” Niall laughs with the roll of his eyes.

In the middle of Niall and I acting like children bickering, James tears off a bite of the cows tongue without another word.

“Oh god.” I turn away from the unpleasant sight.

“That’s rank.” Niall huffs.

Niall answers his next question from James again, successfully getting away without eating anything.

“Y/n, if the past four years you have gotten into acting. You have made quite a name for yourself on the big screen as well as on the stage.” Niall begins.

“I don’t like where this is going.” I laugh.

“Rank your co-stars from your past films best to worst; Dylan O’Brian, Logan Lerman, and John Boyega.” Niall smacks his knee with a laugh.

“I have been blessed to work with so many talented actors” I start, picking up the terrifying looking bug that has been placed in front of me.

“Mhm.” James agrees with an evil smile on his face.

“So talented, that I could never rank them.” I throw back the scorpion before I can second guess myself. I manage to chew enough of it for it to count before spitting it out as gracefully as I can.

That’s a wrap after that, enough time getting juicy content out of us quite literally either spilling or filling our guts. I give Niall a hug before going back to my dressing room. I couldn’t be more thankful to share the couch tonight with a long time friend.

I drive home, eager to go home and relax. The episode won’t air until later tonight which gives me a couple hours of peace from Twitter. I take a bath and make myself some dinner, before eventually climbing into bed and turning on the TV to watch the episode.

It’s good, fun to watch back. Niall and I make a good pair, easy to read the friendship on camera. In time the episode ends and I turn off the TV and decide to go to bed. It’s been a long day full of press. Before I can actually drift off my phone lighting up and vibrating on my nightstand grabs my attention.

You are my everything too. xx

PART TWO??????

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beann-e · 3 years

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I have a head cannon that bakugou would not be sweet to who he liked or dated and instead deny it and hate on them even more.

The reason being because he doesn’t really understand feelings so, when he’s talking badly about you he just assumes it’s normal and a bit funny at the lies he’s spitting that his just continuously friends are eating up.

he’s been talking bad about people for years so , who cares if your his s/o your no acceptation all people are equal in his mind. Now lemme explain please fall in line and hold a buddys hand kids we’re going on a trip inside my brain

It wasn’t easy getting the spiky haired male to ask you out honestly if someone asked you , which they’d never dare since they’d never know per bakugous request him saying it’s not their business , how you two got together you would shrug your shoulders and walk off.

It wasn’t that it was a boring day or a simple question that you supplied the answer for. It was that it was unusual.

You’d been at quirk practice after school in the gym like you’d usually do only this time bakugou made his way over to you.

You’d been seeing him more often when you were in the gym and you weren’t sure why until he explained that he was interested in your workout routine saying you two could have a contest to see who’s was more grueling

It seemed like fun so like any competitive person you agreed. Only for him to tap out on day two your laughs swirling around the gym as he fought so hard to say he only lost because he just didn’t like how the air would hit his ass crack anytime he did your little girly squats you’d wrote down for him.

You couldn’t say you weren’t both confused and happy when he let the air calm down before he spoke “ i’m kind of conflicted “ his eyes coming up to look at yours from the floor “ could you maybe help me“

“ of course what’s up “

“ i’m at a standstill “

“ more like a sit still “ you joked eyes peering down at his straight face “ yeah ok let’s imagine that didn’t happen —continue “

“ uh yeah anyways — i’m at a standstill because honestly I like your shit workout “ he shook his head to the floor “ but I also like you so I find myself thinking if I couldn’t get through your workout even though I enjoyed it so much could I “

his voice rasped shakily “ could I get through a relationship with you even though I like you even more “

truthfully you’d wish you’d said no because right now you wanted nothing more than to just be friends with the male sitting across the room from you.

It’s not that you didn’t like him of course you did he was hot , smart, and felt strongly about his goals but, he was an asshole.

Not in the aspect of hes just mean and rude but he was an all around prick as he laughed with his friends from across the room.

Their voices only getting louder as you sat alone a few seats away from them trying to complete some work on your desk you’d just been given “ dude gotta admit class 1-A’s got some hot chicks “

“ yeah honestly minas top three if we’re being truthful “

“mina dude come on have you seen jirou “

“ don’t even get me started “ denkis voice came out in a soft groan “ god I would— “

“ yeah yeah all that jazz but “ seros voice came out soft. His hand coming up to point at the seat as you sat in with your head down eyes furrowed in anger at the math on your paper that wasn’t syncing up with your brain right now

“ y/n “ his fist tightened as he groaned “ y/n could get it on all accounts — the car “

“ you don’t have a car “ denkis voice came out as sero continued

“ the school bathroom “

“ but which one ? because one of you would have to go in the wrong sex’s unless its a handicap or family stal-“

“the fucking dorms “

“ y/n ? “ kirishima asked quickly “ y/n l/n ? “

“ fuck yeah “

“ hmm “ kirishima studied you before shaking his head “ honestly kinda hot never really paid attention to that stuff before though “

“ what the fuck how can’t you “

“ uh i’m more so a personality guy “

“ so by personality would you fuck em ‘ “

“ not to be vulgar but of course “ his answer taking no time “ y’know how fun they’d be in a relationship though not just with sex ? imagine cuddles—fuck —what about cuddle monster y/n maybe ? god that’d be so hot “

denki getting restless as he held his thoughts in from the other males. His mind spazzing before finally getting to speak “ i’d fuck her too “ he yelled everyone’s eyes going sharp on the boy before he coughed “ id rock it too — we’re talking about getting mullets “

“ oh boys that’d be kinda hot “ you said laughing sarcastically sero turning to you smiling softly “ oh yeah on who in particular “

“ mm totally blondie over there “

“ the fuck ? “ his eyes shot away from denkis and moved to yours anger pouring through his gaze making you jerk back a little in surprise “ the hell you mean i’d look hot “

your eyebrows creased “ well because I — you do you would “

“ don’t go talking out of your ass you hear me—shit people like you don’t deserve to talk to anyone about looks “ your mouth went dry at his lazer stare.

His lips curling up into a smirk before he shook his head “ these assholes are talking about fucking you yknow “ he whispered to you “ you gonna let em ? you gonna let em right? because that’s the only attention you’d ever get right “

“ bakubro hold up chill out “

“ yeah bakubro chill out “ you said your gaze wavering from the hard one you’d had when you felt the heat radiating off of him no comfort coming from him to you only confusing you more. Had you two been in a secret argument that you knew nothing about

“ whatever “ he leaned back in his chair as the class went back to what they were doing your hands gripping the pencil when the class got even louder but you only searching for your boyfriends voice easily drowning out the others

“ i’d never fuck “ your heart broke at the deep voice youd identified

“ dude seriously come on with the lies —fucking beautiful “

“ correctomundo my friend their absolutely stunning “

his laugh ripping through their claims hand jerking back to point at you “ you think their beautiful much less hot ? “

“ yeah you don’t ? “ denki spat all of them looking at the boy like he was crazy for enjoying this obviously racy topic right now much less taking the wrong side of the debate

“ I literally just sat here and said I wouldn’t fuck em’ pokémon —so you can guess what that correlates to “

“ hey dude why’re you being sucha a dick —the personality’s top tier even if your stupid enough to think their not at least hot“ kirishima putting the ending words in quotation marks honestly a bit upset with his friend

“ hey watch it your over here defending an extra like your gonna make moves on em “ he laughed “ I advise otherwise “

you let out a sigh thinking he’d finally stopped acting the way he was. Your mind preparing to only give him the silent treatment for today and then tomorrow peppering him with kisses until he laughed and apologized for his words

Heart only being snatched away from your body when you heard his deep vibrating voice cut through the room “ probably gonna give you a rash from all the shit that’s on their mouth all the time “

it’s just lipgloss.

Lipgloss bakugou bought you packs of earlier this week after he swore he loved the taste and scent.

moving to wipe at it gently with the sleeve of your outfit him still going causing tears to start building up in your eyes “ bet the bitch doesn’t even shower —had em’ over for a project last night had to wash my sheets and blanket —took hours last night “

“ oh “ denki let out “ I was a bit confused when I saw you at the laundry room at 3 in the morning.

Tears blurring your vision as you thought about his earlier words when he’d given you your favorite sweater of his after saying he’d washed it for you because he knew you wouldn’t do it yourself because in his words ‘ you would never wash it without his help because you were a creep and didn’t want to erase his smell or some shit ‘

“ yeah —smelled so bad im telling you stay away you don’t wanna ask em’ out “

you moved to grab your phone as he kept talking you typing out a message as best as you could before hitting send. His hand moving off the desk and going in his pants pocket to pull his phone out keeping it hidden under the table eyes trailing over the screen

Firefighter >3

baby are we arguing

if your mad at me please just tell me don’t just talk shit about me in front of your friends

him locking his phone and placing it on his desk before you typed out one more message him letting out a sigh as he grabbed for it again

firefighter >3

if you keep going we’re over

“ but imagine whoever bags them apart from bakugou at least since we all know he’s all anti hot y/n “

“ they’d be so lucky “

“ yeah right “ he spoke lowly almost trying to hide his voice from you eyes glued to his phone “ wouldn’t dare “

“ wouldnt dare what bakugou “

“ oh wouldnt dare be —-be lucky “ he locked his phone again “ feel bad for the person dating them all the shit they gotta go through put up with , claims they make through message and not with real words, being too much of a pussy to speak up for themselves“

he shook his head softly eyes twitching “ you wouldn’t put up with that —you couldn’t put up with that your not built for it you gotta have tough skin y’know like me “

he licked his lips moving to sit up straighter when hearing his phone vibrate “ don’t uh “

firefighter >3

one more bakugou

one more bakugou katsuki and were over

his eyes darting over to yours before his eyebrows furrowed and body shook in anxiousness he couldn’t figure out what to do.

He was an asshole you knew this so why the fuck were you being such a crybaby now? did he pick the wrong person to date he thought you were strong

He genuinely just wanted to keep these creeps away from what’s his by scaring them off he wasn’t doing anything wrong? well at least in his eyes

He moved to talk again trying his best to string together a nice sentence “ just don’t uh ask —ask em’ out —-their utter dog shit when it comes to relationships leave it to someone who can handle that y’know “

he relaxed into his chair at his victory when he watched you throw your phone to the table and fix your skirt and standup. Him sighing out when you picked up your stuff to leave “ thank all might “ he whispered head shooting to lean back against his desk chair and look up at the sky blood running cold when his phone vibrated against the table

firefighter >3

all your shits gonna be outside my dorm door. So you might want to come collect it before I have half and half lighting campfires tonight

y’know since i’m such a shit person —gotta hope your bestie deku can give me some after school lessons on personalities. He’s so sweet I bet he’ll fix me right up

screw you katsuki see you in hell

“ the —the fuck what did —the hell did I do wrong “ he screamed when he saw you slam the classroom door after flicking him off

his friends eyes moving from the door to bakugous phone that he’d thrown on the table.

Todorokis eyes going wide when he read his stupid nickname given to him by the steamy male “ I —I uh“ he coughed “ I think i’m gonna go help y/n since their now single—don’t want em’ getting hurt with amateur fire starters again when i’m right here “

his stone face peered down at the red faced boy “ I mean that is ok with you bakugou seeing as though you two were most likely in a relationship by the messages before today “

“ you asshole did you go through me and my s/o’s messages “

“ judging by the series of recent text I don’t believe that’s the case for you two anymore “ he reached to grab his backpack saying a formal goodbye before he spoke “ I feel like i’m needed by a very —very perfectly intelligent unshitty person right now “

seros voice coming out softly as he let bakugous phone fall to the table disappointment in his eyes “ look uh —dude you didn’t have to mess your relationship up just to go against us ? “ he winced at the claim“ honestly you could’ve stayed quiet the whole time —it’s not like we agreed with you anyways “

bakugou leaned back in his chair anger swirling in his stomach as he felt his body sweat at the new heat spreading throughout his whole body.

How the hell did he mess up where the hell did he mess up he explained to you he wasn’t gonna treat you any differently than any other extra here and that went for basic conversations too

Maybe he went a bit far with the dont date em ‘ that was probably it you didn’t like how he said don’t date you because he was the only one who could handle you right ?

He shook his head a bit confused you just wanted him to say that you could handle yourself and didn’t need him right ?

So , why the hell did he feel like he’d done something wrong he wasn’t stupid but he just wasn’t well versed in feelings. He already didn’t know how to handle his own so how was he expected to handle another persons.

To him his words were normal he talked about all people like this hell, he bullied deku for 3 years going as far as to make a special nickname for him

that wasn’t even the worse he could’ve done and you knew that so why was he in trouble and worrying about Icy hot taking his place

He was honestly confused?

Could words really be that hurtful?

could his words really be that hurtful ?

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tommybaholland · 3 years

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when their s/o suddenly quits/loses their job

featuring: team captains (aka daichi, kuroo, bokuto, oikawa, wakatoshi, and kita)

dedicated to any post-grads who might be struggling with finding their place in the world right now. you are valuable, especially to the haikyuu boys. enjoy <3

daichi

he’s just as shocked as you are when you tell him

no matter how you felt about your job, he knew it was important to you and you always tried your best

he’s confident that you’ll find something else easily

literally the most dependable and supportive boyfriend

“wait, are you serious?”

you shifted in your place while looking down at your feet and nodded. the realization hit hard in that moment as you felt the tears spill over your eyes.

“aww, sweetheart. come here,” he consoled, moving closer to take wrap you up in his arms. “let’s go sit down.”

he takes your bag for you and sets it down before leading you over to sit on the couch. he quietly hushes you while rocking you gently back and forth in his arms. one hand remains on your back while the other comes up to pet your head, smoothing down your hair.

“i’m so sorry this happened to you, babe. i know you loved working there.”

“maybe i wasn’t doing a good job,” you sniffled before sobbing harder.

his arms tighten their hold around you. “i don’t think that’s true. you are so wonderful and hardworking, it was probably a really hard decision for them to make. but i’m sure they didn’t do it to you on purpose, sweetness.”

“okay,” you agree, pulling away from him to give a weak smile as you wiped your tears with your sleeve.

“would you like a tissue?” he asks, reaching behind him. “here you go, sweetie. there you go.”

“i think you’ll find something else in no time,” he encourages while continuing to rub your back.

you’re not so convinced, still shocked that this even happened to you. “you think so?”

“don’t you think so?” he asked.

you shrugged, avoiding his gaze.

“babe, i absolutely one hundred percent think you will. even if it takes a little while, that’s okay! i know you’ll pull through and get something great or even better than your old job,” he assures.

you manage to nod and wipe your eyes, mumbling a quiet thank you as you wrap your arms around him. he smiles as you nuzzle into his shoulder.

“we should get you up and doing something to take your mind off of it. are you hungry? i think some food might help clear that pretty head of yours,” he offers, nudging your head gently with his nose.

kuroo

you had quit your job after finally deciding that it wasn’t good for your mental well-being

but that was several months ago and you hadn’t been able to find another place that would hire you

the more time that went on, the more you felt you had little support from others except for kuroo

he could see that the pressure was weighing hard on you and you were getting more discouraged

you remained in your seat on the couch as your boyfriend was tugging at your arm, determined to follow through with his plans.

“please, baby. let me take you out somewhere.”

“i don’t know, tetsu. i’m not sure that i can afford to go out right now,” you reply solemnly. you didn’t mean to be such a downer but it was the truth in your mind.

“um, what makes you think that you’re paying? i mean, what else do you have me for?” he jokes.

“noooo. that’s even worse,” you object, hiding your face in a pillow. “i don’t want all your hard earned-money to be spent on me, a freeloader.”

he scoffs. “you’re not a freeloader, babe. i want to take you out and treat you to a nice dinner and some good wine. we could go to that bakery that you like too,” he offers, wrapping an arm around your slumped form, rubbing up and down your arm.

then he hears your sniffles. “hey, sweetie. are you crying? oh, no. come here.”

he pulls you closer and you turn to cry into his chest. “i don’t think i deserve it.”

“hey, hey. it’s okay,” he soothes, hugging you tightly. “listen, i know you’ve been having a hard time adjusting with being in-between jobs. you might even regret quitting your old one. but i want you to know that i think you did what was best for you and i’m proud of you for that. and i think you’re doing your best now with what you have. it might not feel like it but you are doing something to help yourself and i think that’s something you should be proud of. so i think you deserve to go out for a fun night with your handsome, charming boyfriend and get your mind off of jobs and everything. so will you please come with me, hmm?”

you sniffle a few more times before looking up at him. “we can go to the bakery?”

“yes, kitten. we can go to the bakery,” he laughs. “if that’s all you want to do, we can just do that. i just want you to relax and see you smile again.”

you nod, giving him a small grin.

“i’ll take that. thank you, beautiful,” he muses as he wipes a stray tear from your face before leaning in to kiss your forehead. “now, come on. go get ready, babe.”

bokuto

has a rather overreaction when you tell him that you were let go from your job

meanwhile, you’re unfazed by it and understand their decision

you try to remain positive about it and he’s happy to see that

insists on helping you look for new jobs and even offers you a spot on the volleyball team

he never took bad news very well, especially when you’re acting so nonchalant about it.

“babe, did you just say that they let you go?”

“yeah?”

“WHAT?! why? how? they can’t do that! so you’re not sad at all?”

you shrug. “i mean, it sucks for sure. but they had to get rid of someone and i was the last person they hired so i understand why they would choose me.”

“but you’re, like, amazing,” he observes, his hands coming up to squeeze your shoulders. “didn’t they take that into account?”

“thank you, kou,” you grin, patting his cheek lightly. “and yeah. i’d say i was pretty good at my job but honestly, i don’t know that i could see myself working there long-term. and besides, now i can go to all of your games.”

his smile grows ten times bigger as stars shoot through his eyes. “oh, you’re right, babe!”

he squeezes you into a hug. “i can’t wait to see my pretty baby there while i’m playing.”

“i’ll have to get another job eventually, you know,” you remind him gently.

“right. right. don’t worry, babe! i’ll help you and-- oh! you know what you should do? you should be on the team!”

you smile, amused by his suggestion. “babe, i don’t know that they’d let me play.”

“you don’t have to play! you could be a manager or something, i don’t know. i’ll make up a position if i have to!”

you laugh and hug him tightly. “you’re silly, babe. i love you.”

“i love you more, my dearest s/o,” he replies before kissing your head.

you saw nothing but puppy dog looks for the next few weeks when he would try to convince you to come work for the team. you’d had to explain to him that it sounds great but that you should have something of your own to work for. it’s never an easy conversation to have and he’ll pout for a little while but he knows you want him to succeed on his own and he wants that for you as well.

oikawa

comes home to see you crying

he doesn’t like to see you upset but he loves comforting and coddling you

you try apologizing for crying over something that you could easily replace

he doesn’t mind one bit that you’re crying but they should know that they messed up

you wipe away your tears quickly as you hear the door open and close followed by his voice ringing out through the apartment.

“helloooo, i’m home!”

you attempted to breathe slower so you could talk to him without hysterically crying. it was hard to keep the tears in as you saw him enter the room, coming closer to where you were seated.

“you’re home early. how’s my sweet s/o doing, hm?” he greets, kissing the top of your head. he notices the redness in your eyes and the tension in your posture.

“is something wrong, babe?”

you immediately started crying again, hiding your face in his chest as you gripped the back of his shirt.

“aww, baby. what are these tears for, hm?”

you tell him about what happened at work that day.

“those jerks. i’m so sorry, honey. i hope they regret losing someone great,” he responds, brushing hair away from your tear-streaked face.

“i’m sorry for crying about this. it’s so stupid,” you chuckle, wiping away the last of your tears.

“no. don’t apologize,” he objects. “you weren’t expecting it so it’s okay to feel emotional about it, babe. now we just have to think about how we can make it better.”

he suggests that you go have a hot bath while he starts dinner and you nod in agreement.

“now, let me have one last hug.” he hugs you extra tight. “hmm yeah. i’m going to get all of the sad out of you.”

your back suddenly makes a popping noise and he feels you relax a little more in his arms. “did you hear that? i felt it. i bet you feel a little bit better now, huh?”

wakatoshi

you had just quit your job and didn’t explicitly talk with him about doing it

you were nervous to tell him for some reason despite that he’s never judged you for the past decisions you’ve made

however, he’s not very expressive so the stoic look on his face when you told him got you a little worked up

he’s anything but disappointed in you

you felt good leaving your, now old, workplace early after you finally decided to quit. you felt good about it until you were driving home and realized that he would be the first person you were going to tell about it. your nerves started to creep up on you, making the hair on your arms stand on their end.

you decided to do this randomly and didn’t talk to anyone about your thoughts of quitting. you wanted it to be something that you felt you were making the right decision on and would have no regrets about it. so it didn’t make sense why you were feeling nervous to tell him.

you opened and closed the door without making your presence. you knew he would hear it.

“y/n? is that you?”

“yeah. it’s me, ushi,” you confirmed monotonously.

“did you forget something?” he asked, popping his head out from the kitchen area.

you put your stuff down, shaking your head.

“no. i, um, i just quit,” you revealed, unable to meet his eyes.

“oh,” he replied simply. his habitual stoic expression remained which was putting you on edge.

“oh?” you repeated. “is that all you have to say?”

“i mean, i didn’t know you were going to do that.”

you lowered your head, suddenly ashamed of your decision. “yeah. i’m sorry i didn’t tell you. i didn’t tell anyone that i was thinking about it if that makes it any better.”

you then felt his hand on your shoulder, squeezing lightly. “it’s okay.”

you wrapped your arms around his waist, looking up to him. “do you think i made a bad choice?”

he rubbed your shoulders gently, trying to relieve the tension. “i think it’s rather spontaneous but i know you meant well.”

you grin up at him, grateful for his undying candor. “thank you, ushi. i love you.”

“of course, sweetheart,” he replies, hugging you tighter. he then suggests that you try to relax for the rest of the day and try to enjoy your newfound freedom.

kita

after you quit your job out of the blue, you managed to find a small part-time job that was flexible and let you work from home

you didn’t make a lot of money as much as your old job but it was the most ideal for you

however, you were getting burnt out from it and even though you were trying your best to find a full-time job, nothing seemed to change

you seemed very unfocused and distracted to him

“dear,” he calls in an attempt to get your attention. he then puts a hand on your shoulder, shaking lightly. “hey. lovely.”

you jolt slightly and turn to look at him. “oh. yes, shin?”

he frowned at your forced smile. “are you alright?”

“yeah. why?”

“you just seem very distracted lately. this isn’t the first time i’ve caught you staring at nothing.”

your expression dropped into a frown, nodding at his statement. you didn’t really know how to explain what you were feeling.

“i don’t know, i guess i’m just..tired,” you began. “i’m frustrated with everything and i’m stuck in this cycle that feels like it’ll never end. i want to do something but every day feels like i’m doing nothing and i hate that.”

he nodded in understanding, wrapping a comforting arm around your shoulders. “i think you’re just restless, sweetie. but you know, it’s okay to not do anything for a while.”

you rubbed your hands over your eyes and forehead. “i know but it’s hard. i just feel kinda useless, i guess.”

“you don’t believe that, though, do you?”

“i don’t know. maybe,” you reply solemnly.

“well, i’d like to remind you that you’re not. just because you’re not working right now doesn’t mean that you’re productive. you do so much, precious, even when you’re not working. i’m worried that you’ll burn out completely and there won’t be anything left for yourself. let me help you take time to relax so you’re ready for whatever comes along. please, babe.”

he ends his response with a few kisses on your cheek. you’re reminded that you feel so lucky to have such a caring partner. you turn to meet his eyes and nod, smiling softly.

“good. thank you, cutie.”

he pulls you closer in for a sweet kiss, one that makes you feel loved all over.

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jeontaehui · 3 years

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Are there any chaotic Taehui moments during hot sauce promotions?

TAEHEE BEING CHAOTIC DURING HOT SAUCE ERA — A THREAD BY USER MRKSVTT

1. someone pls save her

🌶️ NCT DREAM has the hottest striking skills I Hot Sauce Bowling

haechan has been keeping his laughter all to himself since the past minute, causing jeno to become curious as to what he was laughing about.

“no, just look at noona,” haechan whispers to the latter, their eyes subtly giving short glances to taehee as they stood on their side, “she’s so quiet.”

as if mark had read his mind, the dreamies hear the familiar laugh of their leader and turn their heads to him, “taehee, calm down! your eyes are literally shaking right now.”

the boys chuckle at the nervous grin that appears on her lips, her meek voice trying to brush them off, “no, guys, it’s fine. it’s fine!”

“she’s convincing herself,” jisung comments with a giggle, “noona, i’ll make yours!”

“okay,” she replies, the worry in her tone causing mark to let out one more laugh. “do you want me to eat yours?” he asks, standing up, and as if she had a sudden change in demeanor taehee waves him off with her hand. “i’m not a baby,” she tells him.

“jiji noona,” jisung calls, catching the attention of the elder. he raises two of his fingers, letting taehee know that she was about to choose between two options. she groans.

“option 1, i’ll pick the least spicy sauce but place a ton of drops,” the snort that comes out of haechan and renjun shows that they like his idea, “or option two, i’ll get the spiciest one and place just a few.”

“wouldn’t that be the same thing though?” she wonders, finally standing up and scanning the various bottles of hot sauce scattered on the table. jisung shakes his head (cutely, if i may add), “okay, then i’ll go with option 1.”

taehee proceeds to watch jisung get to work, obviously dreading the fact that she was the last to eat among their team.

“but even if jisung places just a tiny drop,” haechan explains to the camera, “taehee noona’s gonna cry.”

shouts of protest begin to come from the said girl, but he continues, “like her spice tolerance is really really really really really low.”

“... 5, 6, 7, 8,” jisung finishes, looking proud at what he had accomplished before handing it over to a nervous taehee. as if to tease her further, mark reaches for the box of tissues on the table and places it in front of her. “these are for your tears,” he jokes.

a few moments tick by and taehee brings the plate up to her nose, “oh the smell— it’s burning.” chenle laughs, commenting on how his noona was so cute.

they wait in anticipation as taehee grabs the soft taco and sniffs it again, and it seems that all the walls she had built up until now collapse.

“AGHHH,” taehee suddenly groans, jeno and mark bursting into laughter once more. “WHAT DO I DO?! I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THE LESS SPICY SAMYANG RAMEN!!! MARK!!!” she exclaims, brows furrowing in panic as she held tightly onto mark’s arm with her free hand.

“we won’t judge you if you cry, noona,” renjun chuckles. “well, you’re doing a really great job at it so far,” she retaliates.

quickly taking a bite, taehee places the plate down and chews on her food silently, serious eyes looking straight at the camera. “how is it?” mark prompts, but taehee doesn’t answer.

it takes exactly ten seconds of silence until her eyes are filled to the brim with tears, and it worsens all the more as she swallows the food in her mouth, leaving a scorching hot feeling on her tongue down to her throat.

the boys erupt into laughter once more, chenle screaming out on how adorable she was being right now, and she gulps down on nothing to soothe the pain in her mouth.

before taehee can even move to get herself a glass of milk, mark is already handing one in front of her, his, “here you go,” graced with a chuckle.

she downs the contents of the glass quickly, sighing in relief as the spiciness that lingered in her mouth starts to go away.

as if her almost crying in front of the camera wasn’t enough, taehee stumbles back as her head spins, and she would’ve fallen on her bum if mark didn’t hold her up by the waist.

haechan smiles at her endearingly but it comes off as a teasing one, “wah.. are you okay? do you need to sit down?”

taehee just looks up the ceiling and stays unmoving, her eyelids fluttering shut, “the world is spinning so i have decided to not move until it stops.”

2. bless jaemin and taehee

SUB)역대급헤각장!🔥눈떠보니 좋아하는 SM아이돌이 내앞에 있다면!!?? (feat.NCT DREAM) If My fave IDOLS are watching me..?

“you close your hand first,” taehee tells jaemin after having failed two attempts of their assigned challenge, “and then like da da da...” but jaemin couldn’t hear the beats properly since the rest of dream were also practicing on the sidelines, wanting to do the challenge too.

taehee plasters an annoyed smile on her face as she rolled her eyes, but jaemin was the first to snap, “BE QUIET!”

“STAY STILL!” taehee adds (much like this) as she raises her hands up in the air, the gesture making everyone in the room laugh.

3. idk how to explain this but i cant get it out of my head

시즈니이2관왕 (210528)

“‘taehee unnie, please cover your abs so you won’t get cold’,” renjun reads with a polite tone, to which jisung laughs at.

“summer is coming though?” haechan wonders from his seat, “do you want to see mine instead?”

while the others shake their heads against his suggestion, taehee clicks her tongue and raises her brows at him challengingly. “don’t say that,” she tells him, “they’re (the fan) mine.”

“okay okay,” haechan chuckles, and the threatening glare that was on taehee’s face is quickly replaced with a bright smile after hearing his response.

“czennies, i’ll work harder so you can see them more in the future too!” she exclaims, raising her fist up in the air before exaggerating a giggle, “ahihi.”

“what the heck is ‘ahihi’?” jeno snorts, “this noona, really.”

4. i sometimes wonder what goes on in her mind

REACTION to '맛 (Hot Sauce)' with Pinkfong REDREX | NCT DREAM Reaction

"WOAHH!” the sight of the red dinosaur mascot that was walking towards them makes the members’ eyes light up in surprise. “it’s a dinosaur!” haechan shouts, his voice going a pitch higher like a child seeing these extinct creatures in the museum for the first time.

meanwhile, mark, jisung, and taehee poke at its fake teeth in interest, fingers prodding at each tooth that were too dull to be sharp. “its teeth hurt me,” mark winces as he delivers his joke.

it wasn’t long before taehee’s curiosity got the best of her as she opened the t-rex’s mouth big and wide, her sudden movements causing the rest of dream to erupt in laughter. “noona, what are you doing?” chenle asks with a fond smile.

taehee pulls away from the mascot, laughing after seeing the surprised eyes of the staff wearing it. “he got so surprised,” taehee chuckles with a grin, before proceeding to imitate what she saw to the camera — eyes as big as saucers and a gasp slipping past her lips.

5. our clumsy baby pls be careful

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“what kind of dog will be created?”

“how far are we taking this?”

“the marriage...”

as the rest continue to explain haechan and daegal’s supposed marriage to jaemin, taehee scoots closer to jisung, who was on the floor, to read the comments the fans were sending.

“what the,” she mutters, amusement in her tone after reading a comment someone had said about buttholes and teeth and dentists. not noticing that she was right by his ear, jisung jolts in surprise at hearing her voice and the phone, that was also taehee’s, falls from his hands and onto the floor beside him.

taehee went to pick it up quickly — too quickly, in fact, that she hit her nose on the marble table quite harshly as she bent down to reach the object.

“OH!” all heads turn to their corner when jisung shouts, taehee recoiling in pain as she held her nose. “why?” mark asks in concern, “what happened?”

while jisung explains through held laughter the situation taehee was in, the female member slowly leans into the couch and meets the eyes of a concerned renjun.

“can i see?” he asks, and taehee carefully removes her hands just an inch away from her nose bridge that she was pressing against in hopes of relieving the pain. “is it bleeding?”

after noting that her nose was fine and that only a very tiny bruise was starting to form on her bridge, renjun decides to answer, “no, but your nose is starting to look like rudolph.”

the two-tone haired boy proceeds to sing the infamous christmas song, much to the amusement of haechan and jeno, and taehee slaps his shoulder in retaliation. “stop being annoying!” she groans, causing renjun to release a hearty laugh off his chest, hand comeing down to pat on the top of taehee’s head. “it’s okay, baby,” he coos.

“do you want to get some ice for it?” mark speaks up again, worried gaze still looking over her. taehee removes her fingers from her face again and makes eye contact with him, “do you want to kiss it better instead?”

though it sounded more than a threat than an actual attempt at flirting, jeno sighs, “and she’s back.”

6. clumsy baby pt. 2 (ft. chenle)

[Un Cut] Take #1｜‘맛 (Hot Sauce)’ Jacket Behind the Scene

after seeing mark throw a chip in the air and successfully catching it in his mouth, jaemin turns to taehee who sat beside him on the carpet floor. “can you do that?” he asks, and taehee shakes her head no. “if i do it, i might choke,” yet she’s already grabbing a chip from the yellow bag the latter is currently holding, “watch.”

the food does in fact get stuck in her throat, but only for a short while until she’s coughing it out. “are you crazy?!” jaemin shouts, the amused grin he was wearing contrasting to his scolding tone. taehee could only give him a smile back as she chewed, a mischievous glint present in her eyes.

at the same time, chenle watches the two with a bemused expression, before turning to the camera and sighing. “you know those people in school who are like, good in tests and get high grades or something?” he asks, “but then they’re super dumb when it comes to things outside of school?”

chenle laughs, “that’s taehee noona.”

“she’s good at dancing, surfing, skateboarding — all the things that require balance,” he explains, “but she’s the clumsiest person i know, as in the clumsiest.”

“it’s alright,” chenle shrugs innocently, “it’s cute.”

7. u can literally hear ‘all i did was try my best this the kinda thanks i get’ #SMFreeTaehee

💚시즈니 Fㅏ워🏆💚ㅣ맛 (Hot Sauce) 음악방송 대기실 비하인드 #3

“tmi?” jeno repeats before facing jaemin, “tmi.”

“the tmi for today is,” the other starts, eyes wandering around the room until they finally settle on a certain member, “there’s an album that i’ve been listening to ever since it came out, and i’m not even the one playing it.”

a confused hum sounds out of jeno at his member’s statement, his brows furrowing together as he tries to make sense of what jaemin had just said, so when the latter tries to imitate the familiar intro of olivia rodrigo’s ‘brutal’, he finally nods in understanding and agrees with him.

“ahhh,” jeno smiles, looking at the camera, “that’s right, i’ve been hearing it too.”

“this person,” jaemin continues, “plays the music so loud. they don’t use the speakers so it’s not that concerning—“

“that concerning?”

“—to others except when you’re next to them. they play the whole album so loudly in their airpods! then you go like, ‘huh? what?’ and when you look at them, they just have this look on and you go, ‘wow, they’re really going through it’,” he finishes. while he was describing the person’s expression as they listened to their music, jaemin’s mouth forms into a slight frown and his eyes go blank, jeno doing his own version after.

the video cuts to a zoom in on taehee, eyes fixed on one of the white fluorescent lights of their waiting room and mouth pressed into a thin line as she had her airpods on. “look at her right now,” jaemin mumbles from behind camera.

“she’s contemplating her life decisions,” jeno chuckles, “‘what am i doing?’, ‘why am i here?’, ‘who am i?’”

8. miss seeing baekhyun and taehee together :(

💚시즈니 Fㅏ워🏆💚ㅣ맛 (Hot Sauce) 음악방송 대기실 비하인드 #3

haechan summons the rest of the members by playing baekhyun’s ‘bambi’, not knowing that taehee had too much of her sugar intake for the day and currently felt stoked for their stage more than ever.

“BAMBI BAM..BI ~~ !!!!” taehee sings loudly, quickly popping into frame before moonwalking to the side.

“what’s with you today?” mark asks, bemused at the current state of his best friend. “taehee— ah, you can’t do that here,” the smile on his face quickly fades as he puts on a serious expression, his tone reminding taehee of the time haechan was told to do a dance he thought was sexy until the members tried to stop him.

that didn’t hinder her though from going all out on busting the choreography to the second verse, even exaggerating them before renjun and mark had to push her out of the waiting room.

“do you bet she’s still dancing outside?” renjun asks, brushing his hands off after closing the door, and he bursts out laughing after hearing the rest of the members agree with his question.

they open the door literally 15 minutes later to reveal taehee, both hands full as she waited patiently on her phone. “where did you get that?” mark chuckles, referring to the grape flavored juice can on her left.

“the vending machine,” taehee shrugs.

“did you dance all the way there?”

“yup.”

mark’s eyes seem to look at her with endearment, “really?”

“mhmm.... i sang too.”

9. i think we all have an idea of what she’s singing here

[Un Cut] Take #2｜‘고래 (Dive Into You) + Rainbow (책갈피) +Diggity’ Track Video Behind the Scene

before filming the choreography parts of the track video for ‘diggity’, the members wait for the director’s cue to start as they all engage themselves in their own conversations — haechan asking jisung for a hug, jeno and mark talking about anything under the sun, and chenle and renjun singing the lyrics to the songs in their album.

meanwhile, jaemin studies taehee with an unreadable expression, the latter dancing idly to the current song stuck in her head at the time.

“she made some plans with my mmm tonight. she not with him tonight. she not with jim tonight,” and it almost seems like taehee had no absolute clue of the words that flew out of her mouth, like she was in some sort of trance, “she in the gym tonight.”

“workout in that nana,” she pretends to throw something in the air, and reading her mind, jaemin simultaneously ‘hits the woah’ with her as they both shout, “AYEE!”

10. dude didnt even hesitate

7DREAM return! 7+맛=Show #우정의_A컷Z컷 #우정월드컵

“alright! the next one is for taehee .... would you rather keep your friendship ring and miss a chance to meet taylor swift or lose it and get a chance to collab with taylor sw—”

“COLLAB WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!”

jeno and jaemin were the only ones laughing as the rest of the dreamies looked at her in disbelief. haechan’s hand even comes up to rub the back of his neck as if his blood pressure was going up, yet the proud grin that was on taehee’s lips does not falter.

“don’t you have to think about this first?” mark tells her, pulling her raised arm by the elbow until it was placed by her side.

“she didn’t even hesitate,” renjun gasps, “noona!”

“a ring is a ring—“

“it’s a symbol of our friendship!” haechan argues, meeting eyes with her.

the host begins to laugh at the ruckus taehee’s answer had caused, and the female idol retaliated, “mark and jisung have lost their rings a couple of times but why are you only reacting like this to me?!”

“you answered right away!” the brown haired vocalist says right back before his lips turn into a little pout.

“okay, okay,” taehee nods turning back to their host, “can you please ask the question again?”

even the group of staff behind the camera burst out laughing, “again?”

mark pushes taehee’s shoulder playfully as he shook with uncontrollable laughter, her polite expression remaining on her features as she waited patiently for the emcee to repeat the question.

“taehee-ssi, would you rather keep your friendship ring and miss a chance to meet taylor swift or lose it and get a chance to collab with taylor swift?”

“mmm,” taehee pretends to ponder, her brows furrowing together as she juts out her bottom lip into a pout, “a collaboration with my favorite artist seems like a once in a lifetime experience....”

“but, haechan’s right, the ring is a symbol of our friendship, which i value so much,” taehee says into the mic, some of the dreamies’ chuckles fading in the background. “we’ve been through a lot together — we’ve been happy and sad and all sorts of things together, and seeing how close we are now, i could say that this,” she gestures to all of them, “would stand the test of time.”

“ohhh,” the boys hum, nodding impressed at her answer. “not only a lifetime but would stand the test of time,” the emcee emphasizes.

“so i will pick option b.”

“NOONA!”

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HOT TOMALES! I just got a great idea for a request! Bakugo, Fatgum, Sero, and Hawks hcs of them with a black!fem!s/o but she has a Galaxy quirk. It gives her purple blue eyes with stars and constellation pupils that changes when she blinks, she blushes stardust and mini stars, has sparkly tears, and her quirk allows her to use black holes, comet like projectiles, and she can make mini stars and planets appear from her energy along with spreading stars and constellation like freckles all over her body. (I saw these gorgeous art designs and I couldn’t help myself. I do not own the art, they are just inspiration to me for this request 😭✨)

“She’s Out of This World” - Headcannons

Pairings: bakugou, fatgum, sero, and hawks x black!fem! reader Pronouns: she/her Warnings: none...besides a few curse words (cough...bakugou...cough)

Thanks for another great request <3

He definitely was NOT looking forward to the new foreign student joining the class when Aizawa first announced it

But then you stepped through the oversized doorway and he very obviously did a double take

Bakubitch was seeing stars...literally...you were flustered and blushing stardust

Bakugou thought that you were hot and your quirk was cool...though he would NOT admit it

He was definitely overly aggressive towards you when you met each other because bby boi didn’t know how to express his feelings

Hi crush grew when he saw you wouldn’t take his shit and you talked back...(he thought that was hot as fuck)

“Hey (y/n)-chan?” Midoriya asked from his seat, his half burnt journal out as he held a pen in his hand. His green eyes were wide as he looked you over before scribbling things down

Bakugou wasn’t saying anything and was pretending to be on his phone but he would look up every so often to see if you found Deku as annoying as he did

He was kinda bummed when he saw you didn’t

“What’s up Midoriya?” You asked back as Midoriya looked back up at you, loosing his train of thought when he saw the constellations in your eyes change and shooting stars in the purple-blue orbs when you blinked or got excited.

“C-can you make stars and planets and stuff?” He asked after a pause. This caught the explosive blonde’s attention as he watched you smile and nod.

“Yeah...do you want me to do it now?” Everyone nodded in response to your question, their eyes now focusing on you.

A mini galaxy began to appear above your hands, a small smile on your face as you looked at everyone’s excited and impressed faces.

“Woah! You’re really hot!” Mineta said, catching you off guard as your eyes widened and you cheeks became covered in stardust, a shooting star appearing above your head.

“T-thanks.” You grew even more flustered as some of the other boys agreed

Bakugou glared daggers at Mineta for breathing near you, so the fact that he talked to you was pissing him off even more

Mineta’s ass got BEAT after school and the next day Mineta wouldn’t even look at you

You caught the satisfied smirk on Bakugou’s face that he tried to hide when he saw Mineta practically piss his pants

“You know you could just talk to me...” You said from your seat behind Bakugou with a small laugh as Bakugou tried to hide his quickly reddening cheeks

He LOVES to talk about you and show you off, even if not a lot of people get to see you together because y’all are pro-heros

Will definitely talk everyone’s ears off when given the chance about how cool your galaxy quirk is and how strong and powerful you are to the point where some of his friends are convinced you aren’t real because they haven’t seen you together

No one questions him anymore after you joined him and his two interns on patrol when they spotted you after you had just finished your own patrol

“Excuse me.” You looked down when you felt a small tug at your belt, seeing a little girl with pigtails and warm brown eyes.

“Hi sweetheart.” You smiled widely at the girl as you kneeled to her level, noticing the doll of you in her arms and the small stars that were drawn on her cheeks.

“I wanna be just like you when I grow up! I already told my mommy!” The little girl told you excitedly as a woman who looks like the older version of the little girl in front of you smiles at you with a hand on the girl’s shoulder.

“I think you’ll make a great hero one day.” You told her as her eyes seemed to shine in adoration. Her little hand touched the stars on your cheek as she mumbled about how pretty it was.

“Thank you.” You laughed lightly as the little girl blushed.

“I can make sunlight!” She explained after a moment, excitedly showing you her hands that formed the little ball of light.

“Watch this.” You smiled, putting your hands around hers as you made tiny planets and a mini galaxy around her little ball of light that looked like a sun.

“Woah!” The little girl excitedly jumped up and down before hugging you as her mother thanked you before the pair walked off. You stood turning when you felt eyes on you.

It was your boyfriend, Toyomitsu and his two interns who had been watching the little exchange with small smiles.

“Are these your interns!” You asked him excitedly as you pulled at his large hand, eyeing the two teenagers.

“Mmhmm.” He nodded proudly. “Isn’t she out of this world?” He asked to the boys with a laugh.

You rolled your eyes at his corny joke, but let out a small laugh.

“Do you want to join us?”

“Of course! Toyomitsu literally doesn’t stop talking about you two! It’s great to finally meet you.”

“Really? He hasn’t stopped talking about you either.” Kirishima said as your starry purple and blue eyes looked from the redhead to your boyfriend with a raised eyebrow. He just smiled at you, a soft pink covering his cheeks as he shrugged.

Flex tape is super into you from the moment he saw you, but he was too nervous to say anything to you in the beginning

He was convinced you would go for someone like him (which is stupid bc he’s so cute)...he was obviously wrong

Both you and Sero’s quirks have pretty practical applications, especially when you generated small suns and moons as light sources

The first time you generated a black hole kinda scared him tho...even if it was a small one

Once you convinced him that you had complete control over the black hole, he wasn’t so nervous about it anymore.

Definitely takes advantage of the black hole creation ability of your quirk now too

“Hey (y/n) can you come over?” Your boyfriend called you. This made you nervous because you thought something bad could’ve happened...like that one time Sero had accidentally gotten his tape stuck in a fan while it was accidentally stuck in his hair

“What happened? Did you start a fire? Was Denki involved? Is there another fan, because I can go get my scissors again!” You said quickly as you stood at his door in the dorms.

You had rushed there so it had only taken you a moment to get there after he had hung up.

“Nope...no fire, Kaminari wasn’t involved, and there isn’t another fan incident...but I kinda broke the vacuum cleaner and there’s glitter all over my room.”

“Why is there glitter everywhere?” You looked from the mess all on the floor to your boyfriend who smiled sheepishly at you.

“Well, Kaminari thought it would be fun to do a prank...and the test kinda backfired...”

“I thought you said Kaminari wasn’t involved?”

“Uh-” He stopped when you held your hand up with a sigh.

“What am I supposed to do about this Hanta?”

“I was thinking that maybe you could use a black hole...since it’s kinda like a vacuum?”

“Fine.” You sighed after a pause in conversation, nodding once before you made a small black hole appear in your hand. Pointing it towards the floor you sucked up all of the glitter before making the black hole disappear again.

“I knew it would be faster than a vacuum!” Sero told you as he hugged and thanked you.

“Don’t be so messy next time...and maybe stay away from the glitter.” You laughed.

Keigo was kind of caught off guard when he first saw you.

He originally thought your quirk had just changed your appearance and that it was only creating stars, well until one day...

You see, the pair of you had moved in together and had also gotten a dog because why the hell not?

Anyways Keigo was supposed to be getting home any moment from patrol and since you had been off that day, you stayed home with your dog

“Did you have to ruin your toys so quickly? We just brought you this ball.” You complained to the small rambunctious animal who simple stared up at you with big brown eyes and a wag of its tail.

“Alright, let’s try this then.” You said after thinking for a moment. You created a small planet before throwing it down the hall. If your dog broke it, you could simply make a new one and it wouldn’t be a waste of money.

The dog happily chased after it before appearing a moment later with the small blue planet in its mouth. It put the sphere down at your feet, looking up at you and waiting for you to throw it again.

The door opened as you threw it down the hall again, Keigo walking into the house after just getting off.

He set his goggles on the table by the door along with his special headphones, taking his gloves and jacket off at the door.

“I’m home, Birdie.” He called out as your dog ran towards him and dropped the strange new ball that he didn’t remember getting at his feet.

“I’m in here.”

“Weird.” The pro-hero mumbled before tossing the ball again and walking towards where your voice had come from.

“How was patrol?” You asked as your dog appeared again, the broken planet in front of him on the ground at your feet.

“It was fine...nothing major.” He answered simply, watching as you sighed giving a look to your dog before putting your hands together and making another small sphere, this time a purple color.

“Try not to break it so quickly this time.” You told the dog before tossing it.

“What was that?” He questioned as you looked at him confused. “When you put your hands together?” He clarified.

“Oh...did I forget to tell you? He broke his new ball, so I created a planet for him. I just figured it would be easier than buying him another toy that he’ll just end up destroying.” You shrugged.

“You can make planets?”

“Among other things.” You laughed softly at the surprised face he made. “I thought I told you.”

“No...but that’s cool as hell! What else can you do?” He asked, his eyes not leaving yours as he laid his head in your lap as you both sat on the couch with you explaining your quirk in depth.

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