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Valhalla
THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS:
Jane dying and going to Valhalla got me thinking. Both Odin and Frigga are there, and supposedly, so is Loki. All I can imagine is Frigga dying, only to be later joined by Odin, and they both take dying as a sort of vacation from their obligations, somewhere where they can get some peace and quiet. And then Loki dies, and of course, he's going to turn Valhalla upside down, in a fun way. But to think he is reunited with his mother, that's just so sweet.
Thor’s family will look over Jane until he joins them one day.
#thor#jane foster#thor love and thunder#loki#loki odinson#frigga (marvel)#odin and frigga#odin#valhalla#valkyrie#marvel#mcu#headcanon#in taika we trust#taika waititi#odin (marvel)#fluff#nice thoughts#thor love and thunder spoilers
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hello!! i love your 'a family of three' fic it was so soft 🥺 could i maybe get an ed/stede/reader romantic fic this time? maybe just something where they get to spend the morning in bed, cuddling, with lots of fluff? 👉👈 gender-neutral reader, if you don't mind 💕 thank you!!
Ok this is so sweet and everything I've ever wanted to write, Thank you for the request!!❤️
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Fluff, all the fluff
pronouns: Gender-neutral
Tw: nothing
Enjoy!!
Life's Finest Moments
Satin sheets curled under your hands as a yawn escaped you, You could feel the movement of your two lovers as they too awoke.
“Ah, good morning darlings.” Stede greeted the two as he stretched.
You smiled at him, while Ed just grunted, guessing by the light streaming in from the windows you believed for it to still be early mornin.
As Stede began to stand up, you grabbed his wrist, “Ohh Stede! There's still enough time for some cuddling, don’t you think?” You blinked up at him.
“Hmm, yes I quite agree with them, Come back to bed Stede.”
Stede rolled his eyes fondly, but nonetheless got back into bed.
Legs intertwined, soft touches, and hushed whispers eventually sent you back into sleep, you have never felt so loved.
“Y/n, Y/n…hey mate, Stede says it’s time for breakfast.” Ed gave you a smile as you opened your eyes for the second time that morning.
The breakfast table was adorned with jams and pastries, thanks to Roach.
“Ah, someone decided to wake up finally, hm?” Stede smiled as you approached the table.
“Not my fault I fell asleep, you two are so warm!”
You all started to eat breakfast, Ed and Stede discussed what today would bring for them as you sipped on some of Stede’s famous tea, he really did make a damn good tea.
“Captains! Are we ready to start the day off or-?” Lucius entered the room as he scribbled into his book.
“Ah- Give us a minute, yeah? I think this’ll be a late day for us.” Ed responded.
Lucius gave a sigh, knowing this would be a lazy day, not only for the captains but also for the crew.
“Alright my lovelies, what should we do today?” You got up from the table as the last of the dishes were taken away.
“Well I’m going to do some light reading, would you two like to join me?”
Both nodded towards Stede as they all walked towards his library.
Ed and Y/n snuggled into the couch as Stede looked through his books.
“Yes, here we are! A classic!” Stede pulled out a thick book.
He sat next to his loves,and opened the book.
“Two households, both alike in dignity
(In fair Verona, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows”
Ah yes, You had heard those words many times before, Romeo and Juliet.
Edward hummed a tune as Stede animatedly exclaimed through Romeo and Juliet, Even going as far as to play out the scenes by himself as You and Ed laughed along with his antics.
Lazy days were the best type of days in your opinion, especially if it meant you got to spend them with stede and Ed.
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also! Yes, That is actually from the prologue of Romeo and Juliet so...Not mine don't sue me pls and thank you
#ofmd x reader#ofmd fanfiction#ofmd#our flag means death#fluff#readers cup of tea#edward teach#taika waititi#our flag means gay#stede x ed#stede bonnet#edward teach x stede bonnet#edward teach x reader#stede bonnet x reader#ed x reader x stede#x reader#oneshot
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I just saw Thor: Love And Thunder! ❤️+⚡️
Definitely one of my top 5 favourite marvel movies!
If you loved Ragnarok I can guarantee you’ll love this movie! So hilarious but also emotional ♡
#thor love and thunder#thor#thor 4#thor odinson#the mighty thor#mighty thor#jane foster#marvel#mcu#Valkyrie#korg#taika waititi#the avengers#thor x reader#thor fluff#thor angst#thor smut#thor aesthetic#thor moodboard#marvel aesthetic
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Our flag means death master list -
Preferences -
[In the making]
Imagines -
[In the making]
#our flag means death#fluff#smut#angst#gay#taika waititi#rhys darby#blackbeard#gentleman pirate#ed x stede#imagines#preferences
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All 5 chapters now posted (it was only meant to be 2, I got way too carried away!) But it’s posted and complete, hope you like it! 🥰
Description: What would have happened if Stede had found his way back to The Revenge and climbed on board during Blackbeard's manic breakdown? What if Ned Lowe had shown up much earlier than in the show? The answer: A pretty intense evening and perhaps exactly what Ed and Stede need to bring them back together.
#blackbonnet#edward teach#gentlebeard#stede bonnet#rhys darby#taika waititi#our flag means death#omfd#fanfic#fanfiction#fluff#angst with a happy ending#gay pirates
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like I like to criticise stuff as much as the next bitch but sometimes I just see a billion tweets and posts like HERE'S REASON 10000 WHY THIS FILM/SHOW/PERSON IS THE WORST THING EVER and I'm just like. god. you're all so fucking tedious.
#for some reason Twitter thinks a) i want it to keep refollowing the topic of Taika Waititi#and b) i want to see endless tweets from people who either love OMFD in the Wrong Way That I Hate or#people who have decided since he got popular he's the new Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Film Ever#much of his stuff is good some of his stuff is mediocre he's done some things and holds some opinions i think are shitty#but jesus christ i just do not want to wake up every morning to TAIKA IS GOD NO ACTUALLY TAIKA IS THE DEVIL#boy made me cry wilderpeople made me bawl. wwdits and omfd are fun fluff. i liked ragnarok. love and thunder was ok but a bit hollow.#really liked jojo rabbit although i understand why some people had major reservations#red said
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My love for this show has no bounds. Season 2 please!!!
#our flag means death#stede bonnet#blackbeard#edward teach#stede x blackbeard#fanart#rhys darby#taika waititi#pirates#gentleman pirate#cuddles#fluff#digital art#digital drawing
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Really excited to see Stede purposefully try to woo Ed. It'll be dumb and awkward, but then imagine that paired with him doing or saying something completely on the fly and that gets Ed's heart soaring
oh my god, I can imagine Stede trying to plan all these rreally big romantic gestures for Ed, trying to win him over, and Ed is just Not Interested
And then Stede like finds the piece of fabric maybe? or just does a tiny lil thing for him and Ed is like "oh its matelotage time-"
Tell me what you're most excited to see in season 2!!!
#tbh im really scared about what David Jenkins said#about how season 2 is mainly going to be about heartbreak and lost love#just because i dont think im ready to handle that ;-;#i need a lot of fluff mixed in there too ;-;#ray rants and junk#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd season 2 speculation#stede/ed#ed/stede#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#taika waititi#rhys darby#david jenkins#give me the rain kiss scene please david jenkins its all i ask of you ;-;#actually its not ALL i ask of you lol i demand things from you 24/7 but like
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Anything But Free- Chapter 2
Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader
Summary: you’re Ryan Reynolds’ assistant/best friend/go to gal for everything, and you’re having the time of your life. When he surprises you during the filming of “Free Guy,” you’re wondering if you can actually have it all
Warnings: fluff, language(?), aaaaaangst 😏, fluff again bc honestly it needs another warning
Word Count: 1.9k
A/N: Im back!!!!! A huge thank you to @astheskycries for being my beta reader!!
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You’re pacing back and forth across Ryan’s trailer, somehow feeling both elated and betrayed.
How could he do this to you? You knew his heart was in the right place, but still, how could he do this to you?!
You hear a soft knock at the door and spin on your heel as Ryan pokes his head in, “can I enter my own trailer?”
“At your own risk,” you snap, glaring daggers at him.
“Listen, bud. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. In my defense, I kinda felt like I owed you because you do so much for me and my family. So this seemed kind of small in comparison to everything you’ve sacrificed for me.”
You groan, feeling like an asshole, “okay.… I mean, I guess that’s fair. You just know I don’t like surprises. And this is kind of a massive surprise.”
“Yeah but it’s a pretty damn good one if I do say so myself,” he says with a smirk. “Will you come back out here and at least talk to the guy? You hurt his feelings a little bit.”
Your eyes go wide and you look in Ryan’s mirror, fixing your resting bitch face before turning to face him.
“Okay, how do I look?”
He grins, patting you on the back, “like a knockout. Now let’s go find that Yankee,” he links your arms and walks you out of his trailer, and you see Chris off in the distance talking to Taika Waititi.
Taika sees you and immediately sprints up and hugs you, “well if it isn’t the golden girl! I’ve missed you darling!”
You giggle, trying to ignore Chris’s gaze on you, “Taika you saw me yesterday.”
“That’s much too long! You’re easily the best person on this set,” he says with a squeeze, making you notice this hug is going on for much too long.
You look at Chris apologetically and slip out of the hug, reaching out to shake his hand. Taika tenses up and stares at Chris before begrudgingly walking away.
“Hey, uhhh I’m sorry about earlier. It was just kind of a surprise because you’re kinda my favorite actor and you have been since 2001 and you’re kind of a big deal and am I talking too much?”
Chris laughs, and it’s the most beautiful sound you’ve ever heard, “it’s a pleasure to meet you, and thank you. I’ve heard nothing but good things about you from Ryan for years.”
“They’re mostly true, very little embellishments added,” Ryan says with a grin.
You hear a bell ring, and Chris takes out a pen and writes something on your hand before kissing it, “I gotta go, there’s my number, text me. I’ll be waiting.”
Your eyes go wide as he walks away back to set, and Ryan pats you on the back before heading the same direction.
“Good job, killer.”
You giggle and stare at the number on your hand before punching it into your phone. You practically skip over to set to keep an eye on Ryan, unaware that someone is watching your every move.
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Filming wraps after a very, very long day, and you head back to your hotel room in downtown Boston. You missed the L.A. shoots, after which you could go straight home to your own bed. Boston is nice, but nothing compares to your home in Venice.
You drop your bag on the floor and immediately get in the shower and begin to wash off the day’s stress. You couldn’t shake the feeling that you’d forgotten to do something, but you shrugged it off while you finished up in the shower.
You dry off and put on your coziest sweats and hoodies, absolutely over the cold weather in Boston. You’re doom-scrolling on Netflix trying to trick your brain into falling asleep when your phone rings, snapping you out of your trance. You pick up without checking who it’s from and you’re immediately greeted by-
“CHRIS EVANS?????? My husband got you CHRIS EVANS???” Your dearest friend, Blake Lively, shrieks from the phone.
“Jesus Christ, Blake, take it down a few decibels. You’re reaching a pitch that only dogs can hear.”
“Okay okay okay I’m sorry. But seriously, when were you going to tell me?”
You groan and turn off the TV, “I honestly kinda spaced and thought it wasn’t real. I thought I made it up.”
“Okay, well tell me what happened??? How did it go??”
“I’ll tell you tomorrow, okay? Tell your kids their aunt loves them, I gotta go to bed.”
“Fiiiiiine but you better keep me in the loop otherwise I’ll make Ryan do it.”
You say your goodbyes and turn off your phone, quickly falling asleep.
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Several loud bangs wake you up, and you realize somebody is pounding on the door to your room. “HEYYYYY COME ON WAKE UP!!!”
You sit up and check the clock on the bedside table. Bright red digits read 7:38AM. You and Ryan are supposed to be on set by 8, and it’s 30 minutes away.
“FUCK,” you shout as you jump out of bed and strip off your pajamas, choosing the first outfit you find, which happens to be skinny jeans and a pale blue cardigan. You give a sheepish grin as you open the door, seeing your best friend looking rather pleased with himself.
“Why are you smiling? You should be pissed,” you ask with a raised eyebrow as you step into the hallway with him.
“I paid housekeeping to set your clock forward 30 minutes so we could be early to set.”
“You son of a bitch you WHAT?”
He grins and puts an arm around your shoulders, ushering you toward the elevator, “relax, buddy, I did it for you. I figured you’d want more free time with your boy, Chris.”
You groan and smack his arm, “fine, but you owe me coffee.”
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You make it to set 30 minutes early, with a fresh coffee and blueberry scone in hand as you sit on top of Ryan’s trailer and look out at the water.
“You didn’t text me,” a voice says from behind you.
“Ryan your wife called me last night and kept me awake because of YOUR actions, I would really like some alone time.”
“Uh, not Ryan. Guess again.”
Your eyes go wide and you stand quickly, seeing the large frame of Chris Evans.
“Oh, uh.….. sorry. Long day yesterday. I just went to bed after I got to my hotel.”
He steps closer to you, brushing a hair out of your face, “I waited for you to text me. I was looking forward to it.”
“But why? I’m a nobody. I’m just an assistant.”
He shakes his head, looking you in the eyes, “no, you’re not a nobody. As long as I’ve known Ryan, you’ve been there for him. All he does is talk about how good you are to him and his family. I’ve wanted to meet you for years.”
“But why?” You ask, still in disbelief.
“Because you’re genuinely good. There are so few good people in the world. And I want to get to know you.”
You hear a bell ring on set, knowing that’s your cue to go. He gives you a longing smile before kissing your forehead.
“I’ll see you on set, sweetheart.”
You blush as you climb down from the roof of the trailer, seeing Ryan standing right outside the door.
“Oh buddy,” he says with a grin, “you’re so screwed.”
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After another long day of filming, you’re in the car with Ryan on the way back to your hotel. Your finger hovers over Chris’ name in your phone, trying to find the will to text him.
Ryan groans and reaches over to grab your phone, but you pull your arm away.
“Okay fine I’ll do it!” You snap, making the decision that will change your future.
Me: “hi”
You lock your phone, not expecting him to respond for a while. Second later, you hear your phone ding.
CE: “hey, sweetheart. I was just thinking about you. What are you up to?”
Me: “heading back to the hotel with Ryan, probably gonna get room service again and then go to bed.”
CE: “if you want to skip room service, I’ll take you out to dinner :)”
You gasp, looking at Ryan, “dude he asked me to dinner.”
“You better fucking say yes, I swear.”
Me: “when and where?”
Chris texts you the address, telling you to meet him in 5 minutes since it’s close to your hotel. You give the driver the location, panicking as you fix your hair and makeup in the mirror.
“You’ll be fine, killer,” Ryan says with a pat on the back as you get dropped off at the restaurant. “Text me if you need a ride, bud.”
You take a deep breath and get out of the car, going into the restaurant. You smile at the hostess and quietly say, “I’m here to meet a Mr. Evans.”
She gives you a soft nod, leading you to a secluded booth with a privacy curtain.
You pull back the curtain and see your favorite set of eyes.
“Hey, sweetheart.”
You give him a small, sweet smile as you sit in the booth and the hostess closes the curtain behind you.
You blush and sit opposite from him in the booth, not making eye contact.
“You feeling okay?” He wonders, concerned.
You let out a nervous laugh, “I’m on a date with Captain America. I’m a little anxious.”
He smirks and takes your hand, “is this a date?”
“Uh shit uhhhhhhhh-”
“Gotcha,” he puts his hand on his chest, letting out a deep laugh.
“Oh that’s so not funny,” you say, trying to suppress a giggle.
“Then why are you laughing?”
You roll your eyes and take a look at the menu, noticing that most of the entrées have an ingredient you’re allergic to. You wrinkle your nose in annoyance, and Chris raises an eyebrow quizzically.
“Is everything okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just allergic to pepper. I have to be careful about what I eat. Most stuff is pre-seasoned with pepper.”
“Don’t worry about it. I’m good friends with the chef, he can cook it separately.”
“No it’s fine, it’s too much trouble. I’ll probably just get plain chicken or something.”
“What do you want?”
“I mean.…. The chicken parmesan sounds really good.”
He grins, beaming at you, “that’s my favorite too. When the server comes back, I’ll tell her we need yours made without pepper.”
“Thank you, Chris, I appreciate that.”
“Of course, sweetheart.”
“Okay,” you sigh, sitting up straight before looking at him seriously, “what is the deal here?”
Before he can answer you hear a soft tap on your side of the booth, and the server sticks her head in to take your orders. Chris orders for you with your adjustment included, and she leaves.
“So; the deal?”
“Yeah. You said you were messing with me when I called this a date, so I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t misinterpreting.”
He sighs, running his fingers through his hair, “the deal is, I’m attracted to you. The deal is, I think you’re wonderful. I want to get to know you. I want to learn everything about you. What gets you up in the morning, how you take your coffee, what movie you watch when you’re sad. I want to know every inch of your heart. If you’re not interested, tell me now and I will be content with being friends. But, whatever your choice, I’m in this 100%.”
You’re lost for words. Speechless. Something you’ve never experienced before. So you do the only thing you can think to do in that moment.
You kiss Chris Evans.
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We all remember the Superwholock universe. We’ve all been there. Young gay warriors won’t understand the suffering and pain superwholock put us through. Hell, I started out there too.
But now we have the twcu (taika waititi cinematic universe) and the utter joy that is @neil-gaiman ‘s (and terry pratchett’s) Good Omens. We have wwdits and ofmd.
There are shows that aren’t in this stockpile ^ but are worth mentioning: NBC Hannibal? Lovely fandom. So polite and yet utterly wild. Killing Eve? Amazing. Couples that try to kill each other stay together. Young Royals and First Kill on Netflix. Not to mention Heartstopper, which continues to be the most fluff I have ever seen on screen.
We are entering a new era, where we are seen and accepted. Where couples that used to be shunned are on screen at home, in theaters, all across the world.
Thank you to all the actors, actresses, people who act in these movies, directors, editors, writers, and fans. Thank you for making this our new reality.
#good omens#lucius our flag means death#our flag means gay#aziraphale#blackbonnet#crowley good omens#hannibal#stedebeard#will graham#crowley#gay agenda#nbc hannibal#ed teach#gay love#hannibal lecter#hannigram#neil gaiman#ofmd stede#our flag meets death#stede bonnet#heartstopper#heartstopper headcanons#killing eve#young royals#lgbt media#lgbtq positivity#lgbtqia#lgbtq fanfiction#superwholock#what we do in the shadows
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I know all of tumblr is in love with him but we need to start treating taiki waititi for what he is which is the poster boy of disney. if selling out was a competition he's won it. moana, doctor strange, two thor movies, the mandalorian, buzz fucking lightyear. this isn't to say that he isn't doing some good but if lin manuel miranda fluffs the mouse's pillows every night, taika's the one who takes him to bed
#don't think it's coincidence that in 2018 he stopped collabing with his former partners besides rhys and jermaine who helm huge shows#and divorced his wife the same year in order to pursue celeb relationships#sorry folks but it is what it is
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A family of three.
Request: Hiii :D Could you do Stede and Ed "adopting" a teenager reader?? Like maybe reader run away from home and joined Stede's crew and because of their age Stede and Ed act fatherly towards them. (Sorry if I wrote something wrong, english isnt my first language)
Request given By: @pat-06
Hello! Sorry I took so long to get to this request but I absolutely adored writing something so sweet!!
FLUFF
Pronouns: Gender Neutral
TW: mentions of a knife, cussing, pirates being pirates, smoking
A Family Of Three.
The wind howled wildly, rain hit the earth in loud thuds as the sky darkened.
“Everyone get back on the ship! We’re getting ready to take off!” Edward Teach (born on a beach) yelled at the crew of the revenge as he boarded the ship.
The sudden rain cut all plans to stock up on goods at St. Augustine was cut short as everyone ran onto the dock, hurrying to get away from the storm.
“Alright mates! Let’s set out!” stede exclaimed as they slowly left the dock.
Soon enough the rain subsided and it drew into nightfall, Most had already hit the hay for the night, Jim walked down to the bottom of the ship to Their and Olu’s shared room.
“Mierda, ¿quién diablos eres tú?!” They jumped back as they saw the body of someone who was not Oluwande in their bed.
Jim creeped closer to the sleeping person, knife in hand. When they pulled back the covers it revealed just some kid.
Jim stood there, at a loss for words before gently shaking the kid, “Aye, kid, wake up”
As the kid awoken Jim reached to cup a hand over their mouth, “Shhhh, listen to me, I need you to tell me who the hell you are and what your doin’ here, si?”
With a slight nod coming from the kid Jim let go of their mouth.
“I mean no harm I swear! My name is y/n, I only boarded this ship to get away from the storm.”
Jim quirked an eyebrow, “So you're scared of some rain but not pirates, que-”
Just then soft footsteps followed down the Revenge’s stairs, “Shit- hide.”
Y/n quickly climbed underneath the bed, While Jim turned towards the door, waiting.
The door creaked open, revealing Oluwande.
“Oh- Hey Jim, thought you’d be asleep by now.”
Jim let out a sigh, “mierda me asustaste- We have a problem.”
Oluwande perked up at the edge in Jim’s voice, “What?”
“Cmon out kid.”
Y/n slowly crawled out from underneath the bed, giving a shy smile towards Olu.
“Jim what- Oh my god, Why’d you bring a kid onto the ship- They can’t stay this is so dangerous-”
“Shhh! sé que sé! I don’t know what to do. Should we tell the captains?”
“We have to!”
“Fuck me- alright, Kid, cmon.” Jim grabbed Y/n’s wrist, pulling them to the door.
“Am i going to be killed..?” Y/n looked up at Jim.
“Nah, Captain would never do that to a kid”
Meanwhile, Stede and Ed lounged on the couch of their shared quarters.
A knock resounded through the room- “Aye, come in!” Ed yelled towards the door.
Jim walked in, keeping Y/n behind them, away from their captain's eyes.
“Oh, Jim! Quite the surprise, Something wrong?” Stede said.
“Well, We have a guest aboard with us.”
Ed stood up, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Jim stepped to the side, leaving Y/n out in the open.
“Is that a fucking kid?- Why the hell would you bring a kid on ship?” Ed’s eyes pierced Jim.
“¡No lo hice! Encontraron su camino solos”
Stede on the other hand, walked up to Y/n, “Now then, What is your name?”
“Oh- Y/n, I do mean no harm! I was just trying to get away-”
“Calm down, Nothing’s gonna happen to you. Now, I’m Stede Bonnet, one of the captains of The Revenge. Nice to meet you Y/n.” Stede smiled.
After that night, Y/n became another member on The Revenge.
Everyone treated Y/n kindly, (Even Izzy on a good day) Lucius taught them to read and write,Jim taught them how to defend themselves, But the biggest shock to some was how Stede and Ed had basically adopted them as their own, Edward taught them how to be a good leader, While Stede made sure they were a respectable young person.
4 months after being aboard The Revenge, Stede and Ed called Y/n down to the very room they had met in so many moons ago.
A knock resounded through the room, “Come in!”
Y/n entered and looked at the couple, “What’d you wanna see me for?”
Stede smiled at Y/n, “Please, Take a seat.”
All three sat upon the couch, “Now Y/n, Me and Ed have been thinking…And giving your past home life and all, Well, we were just wondering…”
“Stede, mate, get on with it. We wanna know if you’d wanna be our kid officially?” Ed said, taking a long drag out of his pipe.
“Really? You mean it? Ofcourse I would!” Y/n Cried out, hugging onto the both of them.
“Oh what a relief! I was worried there for a second!” Stede hugged back.
“Welcome to the family, Kid.”
All three held onto eachother.
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd x reader#platonic#stede bonnet#Edward Teach#stedeward#blackbonnet#fluff#adoptedreader#found family#jim jimenez#oluwande#oluwande boodhari#therevenge#Taika Waititi#fanfiction#ofmd fanfiction
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Jane Foster Has Two Hands
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/jfcDriK
by rainbow_writess
Please be kind to me. *takes a long drag of cigarette* It's been a long time since I wrote fanfiction but I must do what Taika Waititi was too afraid to do (still love you king but why couldn't they be a poly couple). Also don't worry Valkyrie is very much still a lesbian. Her and Thor are platonic with a capital P.
Words: 1300, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, Multi
Characters: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Sif (Marvel)
Relationships: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Jane Foster, Jane Foster & Thor, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Jane Foster/Thor
Additional Tags: Pre-Thor: Love and Thunder (2022), Pre-Poly, Polyamorous Character, Bisexual Jane Foster (Marvel), Lesbian Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Mentions of Cancer, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Light Angst
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/jfcDriK
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Dashing
by Leap_Fairy
Inspired by the lie detector test Taika and Rhys took! Rhys feels insecure and Taika cheers him up. Friendshippy.
Words: 495, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), New Zealand Actor RPF, New Zealand Comedy RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Rhys Darby, Taika Waititi, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Relationships: Rhys Darby/Taika Waititi, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: stede and ed mentioned, Shyness, Friendship, Couch Cuddles, Cuddling & Snuggling, Flirting, Insecurity, Fluff, Love, RPF
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39713109
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Photo Ready: Taika Waititi
You watch Taika have a photo shoot for press on the upcoming movie and you laugh to yourself quietly. Taika says, “Y/N, you should join me.”
You look up quickly and say, “I’m not sure about that.”
Taika crosses his arms while doing a little dance moving closer to you and asks, “May you take these photos with me m’lady?”
You chuckle and say, “Only some Taika!!”
He smiles and says, “Perfect!! Give my fellow lady her wardrobe!!”
You look and see assistants with a gorgeous black dress. You smile at it and go with the assistants. They do your hair, makeup, and tidy you up in your dress and heels. You look in the mirror and look amazed by how amazing you look. The makeup artist says, “You look stunning Y/N.”
You smile and say “Thank you so much.”
She smiles and you walk out with the assistance of the assistants. Taika looks at you and says, “Wow Y/N, you look absolutely beautiful.”
You blush and say, “Thank you Taika.”
He reaches his hand out for you and you grab his hand. The photographer asks for you guys to pose looking out into the distance together and Taika holds you in his arms. Taika asks, “Is this okay?”
The photographer nods and Taika asks, “Y/N, are you okay with the pose?”
You say, “Yeah, Ofcourse.”
Taika smiles while staring in your eyes and proceeds to be prepared for the photos. You move close to him and you both look into the distance facing the camera. The photographer says, “Y/N, you’re a natural with the camera. I’m impressed.”
You say, “Thank you.”
You look back to see Taika looking at you and you’re in disbelief how much he seems to be enjoying this. You smile at him and you guys continue to pose. There’s a pose where he picks you up bridal style and you both make surprised faces. When the photoshop runs is over you both review the photos and the photographer asks, “which two would you Ike to choose for editorial?”
Taika chooses bridal style and then asks you, “Y/N , which one would you like?”
You smile at him and say “the one of the both of our faces close to one another smiling big.”
Taika looks at you and says, “ I love that one too.”
You realize you both have that deep and emotional stare again and snaps out of it. You speed walk and take off your makeup and dress. You dress up in your sweats and t-shirt and when you’re walking out when you bump into Taika. Taika says, “Hey Y/N.”
You say “Hey Taika.”
Taika asks, “May I talk to you quickly?”
You say, “Yeah Ofcourse. Come in.”
Taika asks, “How do you fee about all of this?”
You say, “It was a little intense but the photo shoot was fun.”
Taika then asks, “How do you feel about THIS?”
You say, “I don’t know Taika. I thought you always only saw me the friend that you make movies with.”
Taika says, “ You are always overshadowed by me when you put in so much creativity into the movies we do together. I want you to be in my life.You have always been my friend but I think I feel something more for you.”
You look flustered and say, “Taika, there’s no need to lie.”
You look at Taika and he is still serious. You walk up closely to Taika and leans his forehead against yours. You both pull apart and stand quietly staring at one another and you lock the door. You turn off the lights and kiss Taika.
Taika pulls you closer and he pulls off his shirt and so do you. You both become intense when Taika says, “ Wait, I want this to be special. We shouldn’t do this here. I want you to be special.”
You say, “I agree.”
You both put on your shirts and turn on the lights. You laugh and Taika asks, “What happened?”
You say, “ Turn around.”
Taika turns around and sees his hair as a fluffy mess. He laughs and fixes it. He turns around back to you and runs to you and holds you in his arms. He pecks your lips and says, “ I would like to bring you on an amazing magical date.”
You smile and says, “ Ye-”
Taika asks, “ Y/N Y/L/N, May you be my date to a magical night of wine and more in Italy?”
You giggle and say,” Yes, I would love to Taika.”
He raises you hand in his and kisses it.
Taika caresses your face and kisses you passionately. You kiss him back and say, “ I’ll see you at the Oscars.”
Taika asks, “Would you do the honors of being be my date this year?”
You nod and you both admire one another and finally let go. Taika says, “I can’t wait to see you. I’ll pick you up around 7. Bye Y/N”
You say, “Sounds like a plan. Bye Taika.”
10 months later...
You and Taika sit in the car and finally make it to the Oscars. Taika gets out as the cameras flash and opens the door for you and grabs your hand to help you out. The cameras flash brighter and more quickly. You dazzle them while you are in a ruby red shiny gown, heels, hair in a side part, red lips and deep eye look. Taika has his black suit on
You both walk on the carpet together and the paparazzi can’t help but to be in awe as they stare at how amazing you and Taika look. You and Taika smile at one another and at the cameras. You both do interviews on the carpet and during one interview the interviewer asks, “ Are you both fueling the speculation about the dating rumors when it comes to the both of you?”
Taika says, “ We’re not confirming or defusing any rumors. Letting others try to figure out the status is the most amazing part.”
You all laugh and finish this last interview before taking seats for the show. While enjoying the Oscars they reach the category of the film Taika and you were apart of making. “For best adapted screenplay the Oscar goes to...”
Taika holds your hand and lightly squeezes. You put your other hand on top of his and smile at him to calm him down.
“JoJo Rabbit!!”
Taika gets up and you get up and he kisses your cheek. You tell him, “I’ll stay here”
Taika asks, “Are you sure my love?”
You nod and he pecks your lips and rushes to the stage.
He takes the award and gives a firm handshake to the one giving the award as the crowd is clapping loud and says, “Thank you all that voted for this movie. I am honored to have such an award for a film including me involved. This is really great, and i dedicate this to my wonderful fans, production and crew and everyone that has worked very hard to make this possible. I would give to a special thank you to someone that many may know about. Y/N Y/L/N played a huge role in this movie and in my life in general. Y/N this award goes to you too. Thank you for being the creative master that you are and one of the most amazing things to touch my heart. She’s put in a lot of work into the organization of the film and I would like to thank you. Thank you Y/N, you’re one of the most amazing partners and an amazing girlfriend that I couldn’t be anymore thankful for to be in my life. I love you, my sparkle daze. Thank you all again!!”
You tear up in the eyes and he takes his seat back next to you and kisses you again. You both smile and after the show is over you are both given congrats and great conversation. The paparazzi takes more photos of the both of you and doing more interviews.
2 years later...
You and Taika pose for Vogue magazine as an engaged couple. You both smile and you say, “These were the actions we ignited our romance doing and now we’re engaged.”
Taika smiles and says, “ I wouldn’t rather it any other way.”
You both continue to pose and this last photo of the both of you kissing while dancing and smiling in Italy...
THE END
Requested by: @honorarytenenbaum
Asked for more Taika Watiti : @ the-bradshaw-world
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Expensive Thrifting
Taika Waititi x Reader
Summary: Like a lot of girlfriends, you steal your boyfriend's clothes. But, what happens when roles switch, and your boyfriend steals your clothes?
Request: @honorarytenenbaum (FROM A LONG TIME AGO I'M SORRY)
Warnings: Swearing
Words: 1.7k another shorty for you
A/N: Okay. So. To get back into the spunk of things, I've decided to challenge myself to write a fluffy fic this time. I didn’t edit it much, so be prepared for mistakes.
@honorarytenenbaum @olyvoyl
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"Hey Taik," your voice echoed through the large house, from your room, down the stairs and into the living room. "Have you seen my DBZ hoodie anywhere?"
You don't receive an immediate answer, so you go to look for yourself. After a quiet walk down the stairs, peering around every corner for him, you find him sitting in the living room, sitting on the couch, in a very... awkward position.
"Are you okay?" you were concerned. You've never seen his leg bend like that before.
Taika's head snaps right to you, and he looks speechless. He's trying to come up with something. "I'm great. Just chilling. Watching..." he looks to the television screen. The television wasn't even turned on.
"Go on," you encourage, now leaning on the guardrail to the steps and tilting your head. He's still quiet.
After another long, insane moment of hesitation, he finally picks up a bowl from the ground. "Grapes?" He offered them out to you, and all you did was just stare at them.
"No, I'm good," you hummed, eyebrows furrowed while Taika still tried hard to play it cool. "While you were having a stroke, I'm assuming, I think I lost my Dragon Ball Z hoodie. Have you seen it at all, or did it get mixed in with your laundry?"
"Uh, no. Nope. I don't even like that show. Sorry," he looked away and up at the ceiling like a purposely oblivious little boy. You were starting to catch on. Suspicious, but you didn't have enough evidence.
"It's hard to miss, Taika. You seriously didn't notice it going into the wash with your clothes? At all?" you held your hands up, and he began to twiddle with his thumbs.
"Nuh-uh," his answer was stout. He was still avoiding eye contact with you. You gave up.
"Fine," you huff, then drop down from the final step. "I'm just gonna go have a look for myself. You know, just in case." You walked right by him. His position didn't waver, except for his eyes that were bouncing all over the place in order to still avoid you.
Instead of actually digging through laundry, you hid behind a corner, and lurked there to casually stalk your boyfriend. He was still acting weird when you left. He would check over his shoulder from time to time, and after a minute or so, you finally saw him get up and start digging through the couch cushions. He didn't make much of a sound, but he certainly found something that he liked, because he picked something up, and he had the biggest smile you had ever seen on his face.
All it took was a little glimpse of red-orange fabric and you knew. He had your hoodie.
You burst from your hiding place instantly. "Taika David Cohen, I know what you're hiding!" You shout at him and instantly he's a deer in headlights, but not for long. His eyes never moved from yours and there was a brief moment of silence. He juked the couch corner once, at first thinking he should run to the kitchen, but ultimately made a break for the stairs, hoping to make it to the bedroom with the only lock. You, like a dope, ran right after him.
His long legs helped carry him, but you had unwithering speed and determination. At the end, he almost had you. His hand was on the doorknob and he was just about to slam the door shut to lock, but you pushed through like a tank and plowed into him. The force you had knocked him back onto the bed, but the hoodie was still in his hands. You reached for it, but he scrambled to the other side of it. He didn't notice where the bed ended, and fell to the ground as a result. He picked himself up, thankfully unhurt and unphased by the whole chase, and the thing you wanted was still in his grasp.
"Taika," you were panting on the other side of the bed, and you outstretched a frustrated hand. "Give me the hoodie."
"Absolutely not," he wasn't breathing as hard, and he hugged the hoodie close to his chest.
"This is the third time this week! Give me the damn hoodie! I just washed it!" You shake your hand to add emphasis, but all he does is just look at it with a disgruntled attitude.
"It's your fault for being gullible and not watching your things better," he stuck his tongue out at you, childishly. The longer this went on, the more huffy you became. All you wanted to do was relax in your favorite hoodie and maybe cuddle a little bit! That's all!
"Okay, that was a low blow from the biggest procrastinator on earth. And, like you said, you don't even like Dragon Ball! Why the fuck do you want it so bad!?" It was a petty argument, sure, but you were a bit hardheaded, so why not drag this out a little longer?
"I could like it!" He shouted and spluttered, trying to come up with excuses. "And it's comfortable. It's a massive size!" He held it out in his hands, just looking at it, and his eyes lit up. "We could share!"
"No."
His idea was stomped out quickly, and he went back to pouting. He wouldn't give it up yet.
You sighed, getting tired of trying to find a solution. Your eyes started to trail, looking for something, anything, to call it even. Just to your luck, you landed on the closet.
"Give me your One Piece sweater," you said, and folded your arms.
Taika, still admiring the piece of clothing in his arms, became suddenly baffled and looked right at you. The look he gave you said it all. "No!" That word was popular with him today.
"Why not?" You said, eyes lingering over to the closet again. "What's stopping me?"
His whole body tensed and his jaw shifted. It was a sudden standoff, just waiting for the other to make a move. At first, he tried to make up more excuses, but you taunted him like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour. With every stumble and fumble he made with his words, you played the shadow game with him.
When he was at his lowest, you bolted to the closet. He dropped your hoodie and ran right after you, just as the closet door swung open. Your hand was centimeters away from the hanger you needed, but Taika came crashing right into first, bumping you right out of the way with his hip. With plan b failed, you ran right to where he dropped your hoodie and managed to snag it in seconds just by the sleeve.
In your moment of glory, you were cocky enough to try and run out the door. Taika had been anticipating that move, ever since he got his One Piece sweater and saw you dive for your hoodie, he was waiting in front of the door. So, when you turned on your heel and made a mad dash, you ran right into Taika and his hand had grabbed onto the collar of the shirt.
Taika tried to yank it from your hands, and you gasped, holding on tight. He tried again and again and again, but you kept holding. Neither of you were noticed that the fabric was slowly starting to rip.
"Taika! It's not yours!" you yell, pulling back.
"I know, but I like it! It fits me!" he yelled back, and yanked it.
Childish taunts went back and forth, and both of you were both talking at the same time for a point in time. The room started to swirl, and eventually the strings keeping the hoodie together grew tired of the fabric and it just...
Snapped.
There was a piercing rip, and both you and Taika stumbled back. He left with the entire collar in his hands, soft string still dwindling from it and hanging from under his nails. You broke away with the rest of the hoodie. Once you realized what happened, it fell from your hands. You kind of just... looked at it. Your hand came up to cup over your mouth and your other arm cradled just beneath your chest.
Taika was talking to you, but you just tuned it out. When you finally looked back up at Taika, you had a look on your face that he only saw during actual, serious fights. He had royally pissed you off this time.
At least he had enough sense to move out of the way when you walked out of the room. He still had the collar in his hands, and he watched you go downstairs.
You needed to cool off for a little bit. You went to the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of water and sat down on the couch. You curled your legs up to your knees and turned the television on. You weren't really in the mood to watch anything, so you endlessly flipped through the stations, reading the descriptions and quietly wondering how some of these shows even made it at all.
You hadn't noticed it, but Taika had summoned up enough courage to come downstairs. He brought a peace offering with him. He slowly crept to the living room, staying out of your peripheral vision for the time being until he was behind you and the couch. He cautiously came to wrap his arms around you, making you pause from your channel flipping and he buried his nose into the crook of your neck. He let the thing he brought slide onto your knees. It was his One Piece sweater.
He murmured a soft, "I'm sorry," into your tender skin and kissed at it.
You couldn't stay mad at him, no matter how hard you tried. Your hand went up into his hair and you massaged his scalp the best you could with one hand. "It's fine... but there's one thing you can do to make it up to me." You pulled away from him and folded your arms. He sighed, giving you a soft frown, but he only knew it was right.
"I'll buy you a new one..."
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