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Having to stop my Dick and Damian art scroll to say that it annoys me when Jason stans always portray him as the one having to put money in the swear jar when, canonically, Dick is the one who swore on the phone to Alfred and then had to pay up for it.
Nightwing (Vol. 2) #126
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okay AU where when Bruce takes Jason in, instead of paying money for a swear jar, they do emotional statements instead (because Bruce is like a gazillionare and saying something like “I criticize you because I love you and am worried about you getting hurt” is so much more painful than putting a full thousand in the swear jar)
Anyways, this is the story of how Bruce stubbing his broken toe and yelling “FUCK” loud enough to rattle the manor windows saves Jason from dying in Ethiopia
(Also the emotional swear jar tm saves them so many conflicts and hurt in the future no I don’t make the rules)
#bruce wayne#dc universe#batman#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#red hood#robin#swear jar#emotional swear jar#That’s a thing now#batdad#bruce wayne is a good parent#bruce wayne is a good dad#Fucking fight me#dc
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swear jar.
#the bad batch fanart#the bad batch#hc: the bad batch has a swear jar#hunter doesn’t like it#he’s going broke#swear jar#tbb omega#tbb hunter#tbb tech#tbb wrecker#tbb echo#star wars tbb
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jason todd has a swear jar
Stephanie, walking into the lounge: What's up mother-
Jason, holding up the already filled jar: Ahem.
Stephanie: Truckers.
Dick: I'm so pissed off right now.
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: You're lucky. Very lucky.
Tim: Does that not count??
Jason: No. No it doesn't not.
Tim: Okay what the flip I said that yesterday and you made me fork over a 20
Jason, shrugging: Favoritism, replacement.
Tim: YOU LIKE DICK MORE THEN ME??
Jason: Depends on the day. Right now I'm lending towards Steph.
Tim:
Jason:
Stephanie, tearing up: I'M THE FAVORITE??
#it's canon#dc comics#batfamily#dc robin#tim drake#jason todd#batkids#dick grayson#stephanie brown#i used her for once wow#stephanie is kinda cool ngl#tim drake wayne#jason al ghul#tim and jason are besties#tim and jason#dick is ignored per usual#theyre brothers your honor#family#titans#swear jar
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jars i think members of the batfam have to put money in (some more than others)
unspeakable violence jar
taught damian incorrect usage of pop culture jar
taught bruce incorrect usage of pop culture jar
haven’t left their room in over 36 hours jar
haven’t stopped working in 3 days jar
broke an antique jar jar
attempted to murder tim jar
attempted murder period jar
publicly slandered family members jar
leaked classified government files jar
spitefully acted gay with their kryptonian around their single siblings jar
tattled on their siblings to vicky vale jar
publicly slandered rogues and got subsequently attacked by them jar
engaged in psychological warfare jar
caused a scandal at a wayne gala jar
gave damian coal for christmas jar
publicly endorsed superbat jar
attempted to become a villain jar
made faces standing behind bruce or tim at a press conference jar
set the kitchen on fire jar
superhero team caused an intergalactic incident jar
got in a fight on national television jar
gave bruce a new gray hair jar (they take pride in this one)
spoke to the press at all (derogatory)
held a slumber party somewhere inappropriate (ie. batcave, watchtower, rogues lair, metropolis, etc.) jar
disowned members of the family while in public jar
faked death ‘for the bit’ jar
leaked your brothers false death certificate to the press because they ate the last poptart jar
used the batmobile for joyriding jar
had unsanctioned contact with aliens jar
#all of these jars get monthly deposits#all the ones that say publicly mean that bruce gave up on penalizing them in the house#the list goes on#pls continue it#every month on this app i just make one big list and ppl go crazy for it#batfam#batfamily#dc#batman#swear jar
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Edward Teach 🤝 Edward Teach
#ofmd#our flag means death#edward motherfucking teach#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#edward teach#stede bonnet#ofmd meme#swear jar
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Sans.
Sansssss.
Do you know how sucks this is for me
YOU NEED TO PUT ANOTHER DOLLER IN THE SWEAR JAR
sorry i forgot the jar
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another ‘slice of life showing how the batfam changes over time’ idea. the rules for the Swear Jar.
it starts out when Bruce brings home Dick, and it’s relatively tame. the rules added on over time get more and more specific, bizarre, and some are so impressively detailed it’s like ‘what the hell happened to cause this’.
bonus points for being accompanied by a snapshot of the swear jar under each condition, from being full of a few bills when Dick’s there, to cobwebs after Jason’s gone, to the jar being replaced by a bigger and bigger jar with more and more kids until finally it’s just a piece of paper with a bank account number on it and a stack of checks underneath.
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This guy's been living rent free in our heads for too long, it's time to evict!
#comic strip#comics#webcomic#webcomics#return of stiqz#returnofstiqz#bad puns#stick figure#elon musty#elongated muskrat#swear jar
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TOKYO SOUL #13 -- KILL JASON!
Sam: What?
Grian: Yeah, what? What did you hear? I bet it was a damn lie.
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🐝 I have a mouth like a sailor! And no one on earth has the amount of money to keep up with a swear jar for my mouth 😅
#quotes#swear jar#i swear#sorry for swearing#sorry not sorry#dark humor#quote#too funny#trending#trending memes#rebel circus#life goals#mouth of a sailor#i swear a lot#cussing
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It didn't work
#critical role#cr3#cr c3#critical role campaign 3#critrole#bells hells#bell's hells#orym of the air ashari#fearne calloway#that's her emotional support halfling fighter#swear jar#stealing jar#incorrigible#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me
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Wait, swear jar? Now I have to know
Who 'tips' the swear jar the most? Who does it the least?
Twitch: I mean, it’s not really a consistent thing, especially since they usually use it to set little miniature goals, so if it’s something we like, then it only encourages us, honestly. So… a scolding and week or so without video games is more likely selection.
Jawbreaker: Yeah… they all get heavy into it. I prefer to stay out of it.
Twitch: It’s a hard tie between Thrash and Hashtag. They’re just the two who swear the most in front of mom and dad.
Jawbreaker: Ironically, Nightshade tips less than you do, Twitch…
Twitch: yeah, them and Tarantulas have an unspoken agreement that they don’t rat each other out for swearing. Mom and dad have to be there to catch them do it, and they can usually keep their lips sealed for the short amount of time they’re in the bunker.
Twitch: but they also don’t rat on us, either, so… it’s a fair trade.
Jawbreaker: oh.
Twitch: so, in summary, yeah we have a swear jar, but it’s not the most consistent thing in the world, Thrash and Hashtag swear and tip a lot, and Nightshade and Tarantulas swear a little too but they don’t do it front of mom and dad and don’t tattle on us when we do it.
#thank you for the ask!#witchybluedeity#ask box#answered asks#terran answers#transformers#earthspark#transformers earthspark#twitch malto#jawbreaker malto#swear jar#tipping
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Billy Batson, Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bart Allen, Captain Marvel
Additional Tags: Drabble, How Do I Tag, Help, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Summary:
The title says it all here. Basically a small drabble I wrote where Solomon has teamed up with Zeus to place a child lock on Billy's speaking privileges.
Inspired by some users on Tumblr (@baambastic on Tumblr)
#Billy Batson#Captain Marvel#dc captain marvel#my story#Kinda just a crack fic#tim drake#bart allen#konner kent#swear jar#Cap calls cap on swear jar#shazam
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He’s the Sorting Hat’s far less successful cousin.
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