No, no, you don’t understand. Tim Drake shouldn’t be the one with a caffeine addiction; he has his Zesti drinks. BILLY BATSON should have a caffeine addiction.

I mean seriously, how else is he supposed to deal with tricky fae, rogue mages, and bucket fulls of magic paperwork? And his whiz radio gig? And his school work? And his JL reports?

Yall are letting caffeine addicted!Billy Batson pass you by 😞.

2 versions of this bc they’re both silly

I'm not surprised 😅

He's watching you being cute.

You had insisted on going and doing something fun, he can't say no to you, so of course you guys go to a carnival. You tell him that he can sit back and just watch because you know your old cranky man so well and he doesn't really like to do anything, but he will do it for you.

He's sitting back watching you as you try and win the biggest prize from one of the booths, and when you get denied it for the fifth time, you just leave. You're bummed but you just figure that today is just not your day. You tell Bucky that you're going to go and get something to eat, and he insists on staying where he was. When you returned, he had the biggest prize sat on his lap.

he literally destroyed the game (mostly on accident, but he didn't feel bad about it because they were literally scamming people and children)

I'm not letting Jim Starlin off the hook for killing Captain Mar-Vell and Jason Todd both within six years of each other. And both times for godawful reasons!

Captain Mar-Vell died because Jim Starlin's dad died of cancer, and Starlin wanted to vent. He said it was "cheaper than going to a shrink" or something! And that's awful! Write your weird torture vents if you must jim, but don't make them canon! Mar-vell deserved much better! Much better!

And then, Jim Starlin killed off Jason Todd. And apparently wanted to kill him for a while, since I heard he tried to rig a company wide poll to have Jason Todd die of AIDS. AIDS! In 1988! Does nobody see a problem with that!?

At this point, I think I just want fanart or fanfiction if Captain Mar-Vell and Jason Todd together now. Because these two honestly don't have too much in common, but they share backstories full of suffering and deaths at the hands of Jim Starlin. I'm sure they'd find stuff to talk about.

Okay so @esmerxyaugusta sent me that edit by @/agentnineteen on tiktok. But I felt the need to share it with you guys gays

THE MARVELS in Marvel Future Fight

The Marvels

“Oh captain, my captain”.

Still can’t get over with their chemistry and I miss them already !!

Oh no you mean the boys couldn't connect with a superhero movie where there are 3 superheroes but none of them are men? And two of them are not white and one is not even Christian. Oh I am shocked. Especially when the powerful antagonist is also not white male. You don't say. And the supporting roles have men but one is black and the other is Asian and rest are muslims?! So cruel!!! And even the lab tech minions are black and brown ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There ARE MORE CATS THAN WHITE MAN?! I am shocked? Shocked that they hate it. Must be the bad acting of Oscar winning lead and critically acclaimed directors fumbling, can't be anything else. Am sure all the reviews are unbiased. So sad.

damian standing next to billy: father i have made a friend.

bruce: it’s wonderful you’re making friends your own age without the —

damian lightly shoving billy out of the way to reveal a massive bengal tiger: this is tawky tawny a talking tiger whom i’ve befriended, i don’t know who this is

bruce: …

billy unbothered and waving enthusiastically: i’m billy batson!

princess carol

I will defend them with my life

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta IGN Exclusive Deleted Scene

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"