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town-read · 7 hours
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drug-share-care · 22 hours
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viktheviking1 · 5 months
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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punstars · 10 months
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bi-thot-daughter · 1 month
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BG3 Valentines ⚔️❤️
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kawaoneechan · 5 months
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Breaking Bad, but Walter makes DIY HRT instead of meth.
Jesse: What about that prema-whatsit, Mistah White? Walter: Compared to other options, premarin is bullshit. Jesse: That's funny, I thought it was horse piss.
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andromedaspark · 3 months
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Loki variant but it's a dolphin
Call that Glorious Porpoise
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terrencetheshark14 · 4 months
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Do British transmascs take Tea shots?
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aromanticduck · 6 months
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"If you have two mums, what are you supposed to call them?" Easy. The taller one is Maximum and the smaller one is Minimum.
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super5tarfruit · 4 months
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December 11th, 2023
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Previous Drawing || Next Drawing Noelle has self-assigned herself as "Mrs. Claus of Hometown" (name W.I.P.) Sans and Papyrus watch from a distance: "I think she's a lost 'claus'" ... "SANS, WHY ARE YOU WEARING BOOTS MADE OF SNO- "
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cracked-newmoon · 4 months
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if I was a villager in animal crossing, I'd be so dumb and gay
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On today’s episode of “Dev thinks he’s funny”:
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My calligraphy teacher referred to this script’s style of ‘G’ as a “goose-neck G”, so for my homework, I copied down part of the Wikipedia page for the Canada goose and made all of the ‘G’s geese.
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greensleevesii · 4 months
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Getting references to Tommy Tallarico in your comment section must be like hearing the Rains of Castamere at your wedding. Pure dread. You got GOT
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itchyouchyz · 28 days
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Equestrian! Beatrice
Beatrice practicing dressage with her horse
Ava, passing by: whoa, I can't believe your horse can dance better than me with two more feet
Beatrice, taking off her hat & patting her mare: thank you. This is -
Ava, upon seeing Beatrice's full face, freckles and all: and I'm trying SO HARD to NOT make a ride-me joke right now
Beatrice, frozen: 😳
Ava: Hay, girl. 👉👉 I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.
Beatrice, recovering: not gonna lie but you sound like a nightmare
Ava: yes, a mare for you to ri- mmhmm?!!
*Getting dragged away by Mary with her mouth covered*
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punstars · 4 months
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hoodie-buck · 3 months
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—duck!buck ✨christmas edition✨ is here! thank you to everyone who loves my silly little jeep ducking shenanigans. wishing y’all a merry ducking christmas 💚❤️
rated: t | words: 18.6k | read on ao3
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“Ok, so I have them all categorized. Do you want them by year, color, or season?”
Eddie’s eyes widened with a bit of fear. What the hell had Athena gotten him into?
“Um, how about you tell me about your ducks first…what kind are they?”
Buck deadpanned. “Rubber.”
Eddie shook his head, trying to hide his surprise as he pulled out of the parking lot.
Buck let out a cackle, startling Eddie a little.
“You didn’t think I was talking about live duck’s did you?”
Buck said it like it was the most ridiculous thing in the world, as if any of their conversation had been semi normal.
“No, I guess I’m just—confused is all,” was what Eddie settled with. Buck shook his head as he tapped at his clipboard.
“You’ve never heard of Jeep ducking?”
Eddie shook his head as he turned on his blinker. “Can’t say that I have.”
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The 1 time Buck gets held at gunpoint and robbed of his ducks, and the 6 times Eddie replaces them. Eddie’s a cop, bucks a firefighter, there’s rubber ducks, what more can I say?
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