Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
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what a year this been, we may all haves ours up and downs but we finally made it, looking forward for next year, see you in 2024.
note: I couldn't fit all animation media in this so sorry if favorite wasn't in here.
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When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.
He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!
He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.
Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.
He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.
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honestly the sneakiest and most impressive thing percy’s ever done is convince an entire fandom that he’s dumb
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Space And Earth Chat
Bruce: Will you watch when the sun swallows the earth?
Clark: Bruce, that's in five billion years
Bruce: ...
Clark: No
Bruce: I would
Clark: Morbid Bruce.
Bruce: I understand why you wouldn't-
Clark: I wouldn't becuase I won't let it happen.
Bruce: It's physics Clark, you can't stop it.
Clark: I can.
Bruce: How? You're going to feed it more hydrogen?
Clark: Sure, why not. I am a farmer's son.
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This might end up being part of a larger project, but I will die if I don't share it
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