Kaz, about the Ice Court Heist: So, that’s the plan. We all live to fight another day
Inej: Or, it’s a suicide mission
Jesper: Yeah it sounds like we’re gonna die
Matthias: This is suicide
Kaz: Ah, it’s only suicide if we die!
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Steve, trying to convince Tony to confide in him: look im incredible at keeping secrets, my ma thought I only liked girls for years.
Tony, no longer caring about his mental breakdown: WhAt
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Barty: Yeah, but Regulus is the kinda person that if they stabbed me I’d be like, yeah probably deserved it
James: uhh I would love to be stabbed by Regulus
Evan (staring into space wondering what he did to deserve this)
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2625
Close enough. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death.)
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*212th stuck on a planet after crashing*
Obi-wan: Commander we may have to start eating the crew.
Cody: What?
Obi-wan: I suggest we start with Waxer, he’s young and succulent.
Waxer: Uhhh, General?
Cody: General, we just crashed it happens to everyone. We don’t need to start eating each other.
Obi-wan: No, of course. Not until absolutely necessary.
212th: wtf???????
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Charlie: (gets down on one knee)
Casper: What are you doing?
Charlie: (clearly nervous) I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Casper: :0… Oh my god!
Charlie: Is this weird? I’m being so fuckin’ weird, aren’t I?
Casper: Yes!
Charlie: Yes to me being weird or yes to the other thing?
Casper: The other thing!
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Leo: Yeah, but Annabeth's the kind of person where if they stabbed me, I'd be like, "Yeah, probably deserved it."
Piper: Ah, I would love to be stabbed by Annabeth.
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Asta, trying to cheer everyone after a failed treasure hunting: Well, I guess the real treasure was our day spent together, am I right?
Magna: Asta, we spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure.
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crutchie: be careful.
jack: you know me.
crutchie: yes, that's why i'm saying be careful.
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Wylan: Be careful.
Jesper: You know me!
Wylan: Yeah, that's why im saying be careful
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Bellatrix: Never insult someone’s tattoo, especially if it’s of you
Narcissa: What? People have your face tattooed on their body?
Bellatrix, smirking: Not just my face
Narcissa: Oh, wow
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Villain of the day: Oh you think you’re cute?
Tony: I actually think I’m only so-so but I decided to carry myself like I’m cute
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Benedict: Never insult someone’s tattoo, especially if it’s of you.
Colin: What? People have your face tattooed on their body?
Benedict, smirks: Not just my face.
Colin: Oh, wow.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2543
A fucking duel, not a fucking duel. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death, partly.)
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Ladybug: Be careful.
Chat Noir: You know me.
Ladybug: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.
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Albert: Ya, Spot’s the kind of person who, if he stabbed me, I’d be like, ‘I probably deserve it’.
Race: I’d love to be stabbed by Spot.
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