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*race and albert are late to a union meeting*
race: we'll say we were mugged. you can't get mad at someone who's been mugged.
albert: good idea, but you don't look like you've been mugged.
albert: *tears race's shirt*
race: hey!
*they arrive*
jack: what happened to you?
race: i got mugged and they stole my pocket.
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splasher: hey buddy!
finch: woah, how long have you been sitting there for?
splasher: i'm standing, but never mind.
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davey: so should us two bad bastards hook up or what?
race: i'm sorry?
davey: um, will you be my buddy, please?
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ritz: you hate everyone.
spot: i know. it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
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jack: hey, before you guys leave, do you want to see some art?
romeo: i've already looked in the mirror once today, so i'm good.
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race, laughing: guess what?
crutchie: race with the way you live, i have no fucking idea.
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davey: perhaps try being more professional.
spot: perhaps stop being a little bitch.
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crutchie: you need to react when people cry.
albert: i did, i rolled my eyes.
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davey: let's talk about crutchie.
jack: well, that's kinda a big thing to get into right away...
davey: okay, let's talk about anything else! how are you feeling right now?
jack: scared for crutchie.
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race: we all know my job here is to look hot.
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oscar: i might have a plan, but we’ll need a distraction. how are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?
morris: i've been told those are my most attractive qualities.
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crutchie, obviously not fine: i'm fine.
jack: nope! try again!
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davey: i want to be more decisive.
katherine: about what?
davey: i don’t know, there’s so many options.
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race: what is it called when you look around and you are not filled with a festering rage?
mike: being moderately happy?
race: that's it! i am moderately happy.
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katherine, interviewing the boys: would you say you're independent?
jack: *looks at crutchie*
crutchie: *nods*
jack: yes i'd say so.
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spot: disgusting, don’t ever refer to me like that again.
davey: what? “my friend”?
spot: *gags*
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crutchie, leaning over race's bunk: race, i need your help.
race, worried: what's going on crutchie?
crutchie: i broke something.
race: what did you break?
crutchie: i broke jack.
race, confused: uh, what?
crutchie: he went to sleep and when he woke up i told him that he missed another twenty years...i thought it was funny but he burst into tears.
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