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soraka-in-warhammer40k · 1 month

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The Great T'au'va introducing herself to the other gods in the warp in an archetypical display of T'au diplomacy, late M.42

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #shitpost #just remembered that ancient manga and thought yeah that tracks #T'au'Va #tau empire #source: needless

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deathlessathanasia · 4 months

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Every time I see people try to make the children of Kronos and Rhea into some big happy loving family who are so close and would do anything for one another I can't help but instantly remember that Demeter had her child kidnapped by one of her brothers and that another brother sanctioned the kidnapping and didn't bother to inform her either before or after, that the same brother killed her lover (it is pretty clear in the Odyssey at least that Demeter slept with Iasion willingly), that her third brother raped her, that Hera and Poseidon tried to put Zeus in chains, that in multiple variants Hera is responsible for the birth of Typhon because of her anger against Zeus, that Zeus inflicted on Hera a form of public torture the ancient Greeks used for slaves, that he made a Giant try to rape her and only killed him when she cried out for help, that Poseidon dried up the rivers of the Argolid in revenge for them choosing Hera instead of him to preside over the region, that in Claudian's De Raptu Proserpinae Ceres imagines Juno taking satisfaction in her suffering, that-

#like... I have nothing against people interpreting things in any ways they want but this doesn't work for me at all #greek mythology #greek gods #zeus #hera #poseidon #demeter #hades #hestia #I'm assuming everyone gets along with Hestia though. no evidence suggests otherwise #but needless to say that I have 0 interest in any exploration of this family #if it involves making up more palatable dynamics and disregarding the awful treatment they inflict on one another in the source material #again: if you feel the need to change everything about a character or a relationship you don't actually like them #if you're writing about a loving and supportive family you're not writing about the Kronids. Full stop #ramblings

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incorrect-highkyuu · 8 months

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Suna: Talk to Atsumu, that’s how family works. Osamu: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately. Suna: That’s your plan for dealing with this? Osamu: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

#suna rintaro #miya osamu #miya atsumu #miya twins #haikyuu #inarizaki #source: brooklyn nine nine #needless to say all these arguments are with atsumu #and he has the same plan #I could've done this quote just as easily with atsumu and aran

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timdrake-yumm · 8 months

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Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.

Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?

#dc #dc comics #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #incorrect batfamily #source: a conversation between me and my mom about my youngest sister (whom I love very much)#needless to say my vision is NOT better than 20/20 #I don’t remember the exact perscription #but in a (completely hypothetical) situation where I was sitting down at a kitchen table and a counter was only a few feet in front of me #I wouldn’t even be able to see that the small box says JELLO or read DAWN on the large thing of soap by our sink #I couldn’t even see that the soap has a little duck on it #my phone has to be a little over a handswidth in front of my face if I have any hope of reading it #it it’s much butter if it’s closer #my glasses are the special kind where they’re thinner than if they used the regular glass but still manage to be almost as thick #as the width of my pinkie nail at its thickest #(it’s thickest being the glass not the nail)#my mother on the other hand got laser eye surgery to deal with HER eye problems #while no one else has it quite so bad #most of my siblings have glasses #even if a few of them never use them #and not just because they have contacts #because they don’t use those either #so I’m a little salty #anywhomst #I’ve been sick so I have lots to catch up on #see y’all later

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ktkat99 · 8 months

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Dick- He's been working obsessively again. Can you help us distract him at least for a little while?

Selina, grinning- Not a problem.

Selina, walking up to Bruce- Sweetheart, if I were to start choking one day, what would you do???

Bruce, not even turning around- I know the Heimlich

Selina- Do you know what I would do if it were you choking?

Bruce- What?

Selina, grinning widely- Apologize and back up two inches

#batman #selina kyle #batcat #dick greyson #source: tiktok #tw: kinda dirty #needless to say #bruce took a break from work #and alfred took dick to therepy

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lateuponarrival · 1 month

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this image. PLEASE

#WHERE IS IT #my bestie said its from a comic where they tried to put their whole fist in mouth after surgery #needless to say putting various permutations of this into google creates a host of awful results #it is so hard to source tumblr meme images #anyways. ants when you remove the thing they're trailing to

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therighthandofvengeance · 9 months

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musique-electronique · 9 months

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travis scott / modern jam (feat. teezo touchdown)

🎶 hey, guy-man, brought him home from france 🎶

#travis scott #teezo touchdown #guy manuel de homem christo #audio #sourced #I loved dp's work on yeezus so needless to say. exciting to see guy producing more hip hop

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smallest-turtle · 10 months

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Halone, feeling this weird little blip that she can't find the origin of bc it's NOT coming from the star: doing the astral equivalent of tearing up the house bc WHERE IS IT COMING FROM

Meanwhile, Haurchefant: meditating in a closet on the First with an improvised alter so he doesn't lose his dwindling composure at an extremely old wizard

#halone when hydaelyn asks her help to get him back to the source: HOW DID HE EVEN **GET** OVER THERE #ffxiv 5.0 #haurchefant lives #haurchefant on the first #text #my post #deidre hunt #ffxiv halone #sorry to everyone on the haurchefant on the first train who have started shipping him with the exarch that is absolutely not here.#he knows the burden the wol carries and the fact that the exarch is making it worse....#needless to say his temper is being tested regularly

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saltytearsonmyface · 2 years

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Dick and Jason trying to teach Tim to drive :)

Jason: *in the passenger seat* Alright Timbo, you’re doing well so far. In this stop sign ahead, I want you to turn right, but don’t get in the way of the left lane. Try and stay in the right lane completely, we don’t want you crashing into another car when there’s times that another car will be there.

Tim: *tries to follow Jason’s instructions* Ok yeah, I think I can do that.

Tim: *after turning he doesn’t release the wheel to fix the tires directions* *panics because the street has steep sides, there’s a ditch where he turned and they’re going to fall in it*

Tim: JASON OH MY GOD, WHAT DO I DO

Jason: *grans the wheel and turns it the other direction* *fkn stressed*

Dick: *was in the middle back seat with TWO seatbelts* *uncontrollable laughter*

Tim: *near tears Bc wtf*

Jason: Ok, see, DONT do that, you gotta turn the steering wheel as soon as you make the turn.

———————-

[ Next driving lesson ]

Dick: Hey Tim, remember when you almost drove us into a ditch :)

Tim: IT WAS ONE TIME, OH MY GOD!!

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tibli · 6 months

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genuinely have mad respect for people who choose to study in the US healthcare field while having english as anything other than a first language. im a native speaker and the way some of this shit is written is damn near impossible to parse

#my actual textbook is fine #but ive done a little bit of outside research to cite sources and. GOD.#academics stop obfuscating your papers with needless jargon and circuitous language challenge. see i can be annoyingly verbose too bitch #i could go on and on abt the elitism in academics but i wont #mainly bc im only viewing it from an outside perspective #i understand jargon is straight up necessary sometimes especially in the medical field #but there are times where its like. ok dude i know you want to prove to the class that youre a smart person who knows words #but the hoes cant comprehend the meandering word salad that you've just created #(its me. im the hoes)

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rohirric-hunter · 10 months

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Head hurty

#So tired of drinking water #I even have the bottled water that I like and I'm sick of it #What I need is an extremely sus puddle in a rock in the woods with no obvious source and living fish in despite only being 3in deep #Thatd cure me #Unfortunately I dont know where to find such a thing around here #And head hurty too much to go look #I did the math once and you have to take almost two entire large bottles of over the counter ibuprofen before it starts to hurt you #That's for the average adult human it varies per person #And of course some people are quite sensitive to it #I have taken 2 ibuprofen dont read into this #I was just thinking about that because sometimes people judge me for starting with two #But in all the 15 years ive been taking ibuprofen regularly one has literally never made a tangible difference #So about three years ago I started just taking two to start with. Saves time and needless pain #Very occasionally I will go up to 3 but not often #Horse #anyway some people think I'm gonna have liver failure at 26 (I'm 27) but in reality I would have to take almost 2 whole bottles #In under 2 hours too b/c your body metabolizes it fast although the faster you take it the more it builds up #I ran my numbers past a nurse and she said they were reasonable too so there #She did recommend erring on the side of caution with such experiments #But seemed to believe me when I assured her that it was a thought experiment only and I had no intention of taking #*checks notes* 800 ibuprofen in 2 hours #Anyway yeah I know the bottle tells you to not take more than 8 in a 24 hour period #That's so the company can cover their ass in case anyone tries to sue them over dosages #For the record I dont recommend ever taking more than 3 #Find the minimum effective dose and take that #And if its more than 3 probably find a different painkiller. And see a doctor #I might need to take another head still hurty

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persona-incorrect · 2 years

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Akihiko: What if we hang mistletoes but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath?

Shinjiro: I don't think that's a good idea.

Minako, excited: We can call it mistlefoe!

Shinjiro: Mina please don't encourage him.

Minako: Come on Shinji it could be fun!

Akihiko: We'll probably need someone to test it.

Minako: Yeah...

Shinjiro: Wait a minute! You two are not duking it out under a mistletoe!

Minako: Mistlefoe.

Shinjiro: Whatever.

Akihiko: We're not! I mean have you seen her against shadows? I don't want to be out of comission again.

Shinjiro: Well where would you even find someone willing to try that?

Minako: *nudges Minato* Hey brother.

Minato: *takes out one earbud* What?

Minako: Akihiko had this great idea to put up mistletoe and fight under it instead of kiss. We're going to call it mistlefoe!

Minato: Okay, and?

Minako: Can you help us test it?

Minato: Alright but you have to help me out with fusing Jack Frost.

Minako: Deal.

Minato: Okay. Hey Junpei!

Junpei, coming upstairs: Yeah?

Minato: Do you want to fight me under a mistletoe?

Junpei: Like punchy fight?

Minato: Yep.

Junpei: Hell no you'd floor me!

Minato: I'll let you land a couple hits and I'll even pull my punches.

Junpei: Really?

Minato: Yep.

Junpei: Deal!

Shinjiro: *facepalms*

Minako, excited: Heck yeah! Operation Mistlefoe is a go!

Akihiko: Nice.

#The day they test it Mitsuru is supposed to be out of town.#But Shinjiro warned her so she returns in time to see the utter chaos of Mistlefoe unfold.#Needless to say she wasn't happy about it.#persona 3 #p3p #minako arisato #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #minato arisato #junpei iori #incorrect quote #source: tumblr

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woolydemon · 2 years

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You know you got the brainrot bad when u read a fic interpretation of Apollo insisting it's called a "stepladder" and u go "NO. APOLLO CALLS IT A LADDER U DONT UNDERSTAND HIM AT ALL-"

#its trucy who argues its a stepladder get it smfh #ive garnered pet peeves abt fan ace attorney characterization to the surprise of no one who knows me. i always be complaining #though ngl its more bearable here than other fandoms ive been in #most ppl here ive seen are p based actually #and mostly what gets me to exit out of a fic is like #apollo being too wishy washy #or when the percieve ability is all wrong. like it being sourced from his bracelet #or him having magic eyes that do things besides detecting tension #thats wrong i refuse to accept it :[#also dont like when klavier is characterized as dumb and/or being super lax (about rules and stuff)#like no hes rlly smart i love that hes smart <:[#like dont forget hes a literal prodigy at 17 yrs old...#theres more to be said abt klavs intelligence but its already been covered by other ppl much better i could #and then theres the fact klav. is really square actually akdhfkfj #like yeah hes flamboyant and deffo is cool with breaking some rules of professionalism #but like he is such a Dork for real #he writes songs About the Law he loves to rock with documents #he makes sure apollo & trucy sign investigation request documents bc theyre at that moment just civilians and it's standard procedure #hes just like apollo when he says ''im a lawyer. i live for needless procedures''#They Live for Needless Procedures. together <3 #when ppl write klavier driving Strictly at the speed limit. mwah mwah best characterization ever #anyway the point of this is that. apollo is a ladder believer get it fucking right !!!!!!!!!!!#esp since its rlly cute that both phoenix & trucy call it a stepladder.. father like daughter #and apollo has to be in opposition to them ok its just how this works. its funny this way #rando thoughtz #ace attorney

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hollowboobtheory · 1 year

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i was helping my brother with a school project looking for pictures of army bases right and uh

sir that is fallout

#beck rambles #fallout #fallout new vegas #needless to say i told him to find a different website to use as a source

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queenofapeacefuldawn · 2 years

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[Texting]

Mini: Hey

Mini: Peekaboo is a form of psychological torment for babies

Mini: Bye

Brynne: What the fuck

Brynne: MINI YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THIS AND LEAVE

#source: a conversation between me and my friend #my friend and i*#whatever i'm not grammaring today #i was mini btw #needless to say i've traumatized my bestie #the pandava quintet #brynne rao #yamini kapoor-mercado-lopez

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