maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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📚 I Want To See Mitr'a Doing Paperwork. tormenting this poor man.
she's got him cornered:
enhance
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5/1/24
Say your wol(oc) is getting arrested, what did they do?
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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On the night before Dracula Daily, don't forget to leave out a young solicitor, full of energy and talent, for your friend the Count 🍷
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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"
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