Hinata: I’m literally going to fight the next person who hates on my boyfriend. Kageyama: I hate myself. Hinata: ALRIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT, SQUARE UP

Atsumu: [shoving people out of the way] Out of my way, extras! Aran: Stop calling people "extras" just because you don't know them!

we've officially hit 200 followers! 🎊

I need Motoya there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

-Sakusa Kiyoomi, when asked to attend any social gathering

Aran: Now, you two, behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or- Osamu: Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet. Atsumu: Great idea, though, thanks, Aran!

Kunimi: I’m begging you, just be cool. Oikawa: Hey, who’s cooler than me? Iwaizumi: Everyone.

Hinata: But 'Danger' is my middle name! Takeda: No it isn't. You just write it on all of your paperwork and it inconveniences everyone.

Kiyoko: Why is there a shopping cart in my front yard? Daichi: You said your heels were killing you but you didn’t want to take them off because it’d make your feet dirty. So I agreed to push you home. Kiyoko: *choking back tears* You are my best friend.

Sakusa: Well, aren’t you just sugar and spice and everything nice? Atsumu: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh... Sakusa: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I’ll stop acting like an asshole.

Atsumu: I don’t complain about how gross YOUR meal is. Osamu: What’s gross about pancakes with butter and maple syrup? Atsumu: You’ve completely abandoned the pancake part. Now you’re just eating butter with syrup on it! Osamu: Yeah, I cut out the carbs. This is me being healthy.

Hinata: And I never back down from a fight. Kageyama: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

Hey guys!  Sorry to leave you like that.  Bad news: I died.  Good news: I got better!

-Sawamura Daichi after colliding with Tanaka that one time

Iwaizumi: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night? Oikawa: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

Hinata: Daichi-san, did you know that the human brain doesn't fully develop until we're 25? Daichi: I am made painfully aware of that on a daily basis.

Atsumu: What kind of fun can we have when it's raining? Aran: We could talk about our feelings. Atsumu: Ok, I'll rephrase it: What kind of fun can we have when it's raining?

Tsukishima: Telling someone “You are shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults. Yamaguchi: "You are not shit" is a reassurance. Kageyama: "You are not the shit" is an insult. Hinata: "You are the shit" is a compliment. Yachi: Guys, it’s 3am.

Kyoutani: My day was just made. Yahaba: What kind of dog was it?