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Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect
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twistedappletree · 5 months
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inmyperfectworld · 2 months
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Locs hairstyles inspo, part 2✨🩷
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hellgirl666xx · 6 days
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🧙🏻‍♀️🖤☠️
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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coffee-and-uhg · 1 month
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His friend who took this photo captioned it, “don’t ever leave.”
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Warlock: My body is a temple. I mean, it's a temple from Legend of Zelda so it is bizarre, dangerous, falling apart and controlled by a horrible monster. But that's still a temple.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Heavy: Whenever my husband mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all jars, so he must come to me for help.
*sounds of glass breaking in the background*
Heavy: It hasn't worked yet, but it happen.
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incorrect-malfoys · 7 months
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Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco
Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix
Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT
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i'm running out of captions for these enjoy the image post 👍
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inmyperfectworld · 2 months
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Black men with locs>>>>>😩😍
I love y'all, forreal! 🥰🤎
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Wally: So far, you've survived 100% of your worst days. Good job! I am so proud of you!
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accidentalslayer · 1 month
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ppgxrrblove · 19 days
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pencil drawings are the best
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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now
Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day
Ruth: It used to be four
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my-autism-adhd-blog · 4 months
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Check out this stunning picture of a dying star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope!
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James Webb Space Telescope
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