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incorrect-sk-universe 24 days
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*in a 7-11 parking lot*
Tom: Hi Ethan, what's up?
Ethan: Oh, just going to the [nervous glance at the store sign] -4
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incorrect-sk-universe 26 days
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Tom: Jane, bicycle!
Jane, singing: Bicycle! Bicycle! I want to ride my bicy-
*crashes into Grace Chasity*
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incorrect-sk-universe 27 days
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Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next
Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller
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incorrect-sk-universe 27 days
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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now
Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day
Ruth: It used to be four
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incorrect-sk-universe 1 month
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Grunt: Hi
Zazzalil: I have a girlfriend
Grunt: I wasn't hitting on you
Zazzalil: Oh, I know
Zazzalil: I just think she's great and I can't shut up about her.
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incorrect-sk-universe 1 month
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Jack Bauer: You are the greatest wife ever, I wish I could marry you all over again!
Jack Bauer: *gasps* Let's get divorced
Slippery When Wet: That's weirdly one of sweetest things you've ever said to me
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incorrect-sk-universe 1 month
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Tim: Fuck!
Tom: Who taught my kid that?!
Emma: Not me!
Becky: Not me!
Everybody: *looks at Lex*
Lex: Oh yeah? Blame the fucking dropout, right? It's always the fuck- oh
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incorrect-sk-universe 1 month
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Lex: Today was awful.
Ethan: Do you want to talk about it?
Lex: No.
Ethan: Do you want to order pizza about it?
Lex: Yes.
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incorrect-sk-universe 6 months
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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.
Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life
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incorrect-sk-universe 6 months
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Zazzalil: I swear, I don't know what this is about.
Jemilla: You know what you did, Zazz.
Zazzalil: I've done a lot of things! I need to know which one you found out about.
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incorrect-sk-universe 6 months
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Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!
Paul: That's not true
Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-
Ted: WHAT
Bill: Oh, second to last to know!
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incorrect-sk-universe 6 months
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Jafar: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Princess: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
Jafar: No, I meant-
Princess: If you want, I can teach you some stuff.
Jafar:
Princess:
Jafar:
Princess: *points* That's a tree.
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incorrect-sk-universe 11 months
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Pete: 'Writing things down' is nerdy? What do you do?
Steph: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
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incorrect-sk-universe 11 months
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Ethan: They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters, is that right?
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Ziggs: Oh my God, bisexual lighting!
Alice: No, Ziggs, that's the police. Pull over.
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Ethan: Learn anything exciting at school today?
Hannah: Nothing. Why don't they teach us taxes and other important things? Great, I've got this education, but I've spent all my money, you know?
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Craphole: That 'four leaf' clover business is foolishness! I finally found one and it didn't do me a bit of good!
Mouthface: How long did you save it?
Craphole: Save it?
Craphole: I didn't save it, I ate it!
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