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Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan.
Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.
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Yelena: You're an idiot.
Kate: I've never claimed to be otherwise.
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Parsley: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you’ll kill me?
Flora: No, if you hurt Thyme, she’s perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
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Hades: You're an idiot.
Orpheus: I've never claimed to be otherwise.
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Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed?
Barbarian: It's my job.
Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.
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Jace, on the phone: It’s Jace.
Alec: What did he do this time?
Jace: No it’s me, Jace.
Alec: What did you do this time?
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Lyon: Once someone asked me what I thought had turned me gay.
Gray: I hope you told them you were bitten by a gay spider.
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Elijah: You need to apologize, be a man.
Kol: I don't want to be a man.
Kol: I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead.
Elijah: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
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*when Bree first joined the order*
Nick: Is there anything I can get for you? Something to drink? Some tea?
Bree: I don’t want tea. I want to find the person who murdered my mom, and I want to know why they murdered her in the first place, and I want to kill them.
Nick: Unfortunately we’re all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it’s either tea or nothing.
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TSC memes
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Loid: You look happy. And a good thing for you she does.
Damian: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Loid: No. If you hurt Anya she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
#spy x family#spy x family incorrect quotes#source: the mortal instruments#loid forger#damian desmond#sxf damian#damianya#look her parents are a spy and an assassin#anya will be PERFECTLY capable of killing damian if she wanted
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The SF crew in a transport:
Cassie: Hey Jin, which way are we heading?
Kung Jin: The one we’re flying in Cass, the only way we can be going.
Cassie: Which is…?
Kung Jin: Towards our destiny.
#He can’t read the instrument panel to save his life#He’s just too proud to admit it#mortal kombat#kombat kids#mk10#cassie cage#kung jin#mkx#source: critical role
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Jace: No one calls Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Herondale Lightwood a thief.
Alec: No one’s got the time.
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Elsa: You look happy. And a good thing for you she does.
Kristoff: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Elsa: No. If you hurt Anna she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
#frozen#elsa#kristoff#kristanna#frozen 2#incorrect frozen quotes#source: the mortal instruments#weapons include: a lute & a bicycle & a sword
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Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!
Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!
Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!
Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
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Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.”
Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”
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