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overheardinidris · 4 months

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Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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dayque · 1 month

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Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.

Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.

*Magnus in the other room*

Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.

Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...

Max: I know! I know!

Rafael: But I'm saying it!

Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.

Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.

Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.

Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?

Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.

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the-mortal-incorrects · 3 months

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Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.

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kaitcreates · 5 months

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Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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cityofdownwardspirals · 1 year

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*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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unicornswithbowties · 6 months

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tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

will: [looks at jem]

jem: [shakes his head]

will: no, i would not

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mangoob · 5 months

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It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together

Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 7 months

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Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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peupeugunn · 1 year

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magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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justarandomgirly · 2 months

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Magnus: You can stay.

Alec: Cool.

Magnus: But your clothes must go.

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correctshadowhunters · 10 months

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trying to explain parabtai to clary in 1.03

jace about alec: if i murdered someone, he’s the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the institute floor. he’s my person.

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overheardinidris · 1 month

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Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-

Alec: a doll

Alec: a cinnamon roll

Alec: a sweetheart

Magnus:

Magnus: …stop it

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dayque · 3 months

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Magnus: Blueberry, what did you learn today in your class with uncle Ragnor?

Max: If things get bad, you can always fake your own death for a few years until the dust calms down.

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