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fella-lovin-fella · 6 months

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it's insane to me when bisexuals are against asexuals/dont believe in asexuality. like bestie do i have news for you about how people see us...

#bisexuality is valid #asexuality is valid #they're both real #so cut it put broski #ace positivity #asexual #asexuality #bisexuality #bisexual #bi rights #ace rights #asexual positivity #dantes talking again

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dear-b0y · 7 months

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THIS IS AN MLM BLOG. WOMEN DNI.

“Maybe I should punish you like the bitch you are..”

CW: NOT SMUT. degrading, bratty m!reader, he grinds his shoe against ur…, brat taming, some lewd stuff…

a/n: i tried my best on this one broski..

“Answer me.” Jing Yuan spat, pulling your hair to have your eyes meet his. You were tightly cuffed onto a chair, placed in an interrogation room. He glanced to the side, eyeing the guards and signaling for them to leave the room. The door slammed and he turned his attention back to you. His eyes were cold, but you were colder.

“I’m not answering shit. This is fucking ridiculous, I didn’t even do anything.” You claimed, lying through your teeth. As your job, you were assigned a spy. He knew full well what you were doing, and it didn’t take long for him to catch onto your plan. To your demise, he caught you sneaking around and saw through your lie as a butler. Jing Yuan scowled at your response as his eyes narrowed. “Then tell me exactly why you were sneaking around. You aren’t a butler, nor a guard. Are you being accompanied by someone? Blade perhaps?” You could tell he wasn’t going to fall for another lie, but you really couldn’t afford making the situation worse. So, what else could you do besides annoy him? Maybe he would let you off the hook…

“No. I’m alone, are you blind?” You raised an eyebrow mockingly. He let go of your hair and pinched the bridge of his nose, laughing to himself in visible frustration. “Listen,” he said sternly, his voice echoing in the dimly lit room. “I need you to cooperate, or else the consequences will be much worse.” He spoke with promise, others would be intimidated by the first sign of aggression. However, being the stubborn idiot you were, you persisted.

“And why should i believe that? It’s not as though you have any leverage against me.” You provoked him further, the corner of your lip turning up. Simply smiling, Jing Yuan kicked the chair you were handcuffed to. You let out a small gasp, hitting the hard floor. Pain shot to your head and you groaned as he came closer and put his heel on your chest. “If I were you, I would be careful what you say right now.” Your expression shown no emotion, but your stomach churned. “Or else? Go on, I’m not afraid of you.” you challenged.

Jing Yuan looked amused at your bravery, he pressed his heel down harder and chuckled when you grunted. You tried to wiggle your hands through the cuffs, but all they did was leave marks. Moving his heel down, he pressed it against your clothed dick. You let out a sharp moan and grit your teeth. “Ah, fuck! The hell are you—doing..!?” you angrily voiced. His eyes were half lidded as he started slowly moving it up and down, grinding on it.

And fuck did it hurt. It hurt so bad but felt so good, you felt tears pricking at your eyelashes.

You bit your lip, shutting your eyes as you squirmed and wriggled on the floor. A pathetic whine escaped your throat. Jing Yuan cocked his head, “Does this feel good? Hm? What a slutty boy you are, getting turned on from something so dirty.” He wasn’t wrong by the way your cock got harder by the second, and soon left a prominent tent in your pants. Your face reddened as heat climbed up your neck. “D-dude what the fuua—!?”

Your words were cut off by something soft forced against your tongue, you didn’t even get time to gasp before Jing Yuan shoved two of his fingers, pressing them onto your tongue and immediately silencing you.

“Did I say you could speak?” He said in a stern tone. By the sound of it, he seemed amused. Removing his heel, he replaced it with his hand. You closed your eyes and gagged when he pressed his knuckles to your lips, drool leaking out from one side of your mouth. Softly palming your dick, his eyebrows raised.“Look at me.” Jing Yuan demanded, making you feel a little intimidated. You obediently opened your eyes and looked up at him. His lips twitched upwards, “Maybe…I should punish you like the bitch you are.”

#mlm ns/fw #mlm #smut #bratty reader #jing yuan smut #honkai star rail smut #bottom male reader #honkai star rail #jing yuan #jing yuan x reader #brat taming

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mattheo-riddles-princess · 3 months

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Okay ||JJ Maybank X RoutledgeReader

JealousJJ Maybank X RoutledgeReader

18+ Minors DNI

Plot: The one time Pogues and Kooks can get along. Until two hot-shot Pogues start causing problems.

Warnings: Jealousy, slightly toxic relationship, drinking, fighting, frustrated sex (angry, desperate, make-up), implied relationship, praising, dirty talk, language, pet names, teasing, fingering, pinv sex, no condom (wrap it before you tap it), overstimulation, oral (male and fem receiving) no mention of y/n Let me know if I missed anything

AN: I am so sorry for the amount of world building. I absolutely love working characters into scenes and tend to spend too much time doing that.

Co-Written with @buckybarnesbbydoll

There was something intoxicating about parties at the Boneyard. The way that this was the only place everyone on the island seemed to get along. The only time the kids from Figure 8 can tolerate us from The Cut. And then there is the Tourons. My brother calls them "Chum for the sharks." Which, I guess, is kinda true.

"Hey, sis," I whip my head around as John B. jogs over to where I am currently flirting with some random touron. Chum for the sharks, right?

He hands me a red cup and starts talking as I take a drink. "Dude, this party is fucking awesome."

I chuckle. He is clearly shitfaced, "It really is. How many beers have you had?"

"It doesn't matter. I'm just having fun. BUT," he speaks louder than I think he actually meant to, "go back to flirting with this guy-what's you name?"

The guy I've been talking to looks confused and it occurs to me that I can't actually remember his name. He stares blankly before my brother waves his hand, "Luk-"

"LUKE!" JB nudges me, smirking, before walking away. I sit back down and take a sip of beer before turning back to Luke.

The sun set about 20 minutes ago. Bonfire started long before but now they are the only form of light on the beach. I stopped talking to Luke an hour ago and have since been flirting with all the guys. Especially the Kooks.

I know I'm driving my boyfriend crazy by flirting and I can feel his eyes burning into me as I saunter around.

Everything is normal until I hear a commotion and gasps from partygoers.

I turn just as I see Topper punch my brother, knocking him to the ground.

"Hey, John B, don't make me drown you like your old man, all right?"

I can feel my hands tighten into a fist and, without thinking, walk to where the fight is happening. JJ must have seen me because he rips away from Pope, who was trying to calm him down, and grabs me from behind.

"Baby," he whispers in my ear and I struggle to break out of his arms. "Babe, calm down. Let him deal with it."

I continue to struggle as JB gets up and tackles Topper. Sarah and Kie are both yelling for them to stop. By now, JJ lets go and starts cheering JB on. "That's what I'm talkin' about!"

I watch as they throw punches until Topper flips JB and starts pushing his head underwater.

I freeze as I watch some fucking Kook try to drown my brother. I can feel Pope stare at me, watching to see what I'm going to do. I start to lunge towards them and Pope grabs my arm, keeping me back.

What the fuck is it with people holding me back?

I am fighting to get away from Pope when I see JJ put something to Toppers head. Fuck. The gun we found earlier.

JJ speaks so quiet that he can barely be heard above the cheering, "Yeah, you know what that is. Your move, broski."

Pope finally lets go of me and everyone is shouting trying to get off the beach and away from my psycho boyfriend.

There is more shouting and arguing between the group before JJ yells, "Okay, everyone, listen up? Get the hell, off our side of the island." He fires the gun into the sky.

There is a pause before we all start yelling and pushing and arguing.

"What the actual FUCK, JJ." I'm yelling at the top of my lungs.

The rest of the Pogues have walked to help get JB and bring him back to the Chateau.

"Do you know how fucking stupid that was? Like, honestly? How shitfaced drunk and high do you have to be?"

"Really? You're yelling at me for protecting my best friend-your brother? AND you were the one flirting with guys literally ALL FUCKING NIGHT," he's angry, and desperate, and drunk, and high, and all the things that make it hard for me to be mad at him.

"I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry that we have to hide our fucking relationship from my brother. I'm sorry that I flirted with guys in front of you. I'm sorry that I'm drunk enough the try to fight Topper for trying to kill my brother. I'm sorry that we're fighting because I don't want to argue with you; I'm just so fucking frustrated."

He stares at me, unblinkingly, as I rant.

"AND to top it all off, you look so fucking hot right now and all I want to do is run my fingers through your hair while having the best fucking make-up sex of our entire relationship."

I look down realizing I'm somehow I'm close to tears. Maybe it's the alcohol maybe it's the fight with JJ, maybe it's both. I don't know. All I know is that I'm crying, in front of my boyfriend, after telling him I want to have sex.

He still hasn't said a word and I'm starting to wonder if he is planning on telling me to go home because I'm drunk or some dumb shit. I don't look up until I feel him wrapping his arms around my back.

"Fuck, baby. I can't be mad at you when you go say shit like that," JJ speaks in a low tone, his voice hoarse.

We barely make it back to the Chateau before our clothes are on the floor of my room.

JJ unzips the back of my dress, his lips never leaving mine. His kiss is possessive and angry.

"Do you know how much I wanted to fucking kill every guy you flirted with? You're fucking mine. Got it?"

I rip his shirt off of him and run my hands over his abs.

He grabs me by my ass and I wrap my legs around his waist as he pushes me against a wall. His head moves to my neck, kissing and sucking his way down to my left breast. He stops as he reaches my bra.

I lean into him and his hand slips behind me to unhook it. He pulls it off of me and his lips are locked back on mine before I hear it reach the floor.

He starts grinding his hips against me and I moan into his kiss, starving for more. His kisses trail back down my collar.

"JJ," I whisper.

"Mmh?"

I drop my legs and he stares at me. I smirk, "I'm going to show you what happens when you do stupid shit. Got it," he nods. "Good. Now," I drop down to my knees and starts unzipping his pants. I pull his boxers and jeans off in one motion. His hard cock sits inches from me. I stare up at him as I wrap my hand around his dick. I pump up and down for a few moments before licking the tip of it with my tongue. He moans deeply and throws his head back.

I move my mouth up and down and play with his balls in my hand. I can tell he is getting close by the way his deep moans turn into moans of desperation. Desperate to cum, to be inside me, to cum inside me.

Without warning, he pulls me back up and kisses me deeply. We walk to my bed and he pushes me back on it. He towers over me.

"You're not the only one who is fucking pissed. I'm going to fuck you so good, the Kooks are going to hear you screaming my name."

And with that, he lines his cock up with my slick folds. I whimper as he pushes himself into me. We do this all the time and I still don't get used to it.

He roughly thrusts into me, kissing me deeply. I moan into his mouth as he thrust into me harder and faster.

"Fuck, baby you like the way I fuck you" JJ says. I can only moan in response, as I feel myself getting close to coming undone. "Fuck- is my pretty girl gonna cum for me?" JJ mocks.

I whimper, "please JJ" I say begging for that sweet release.

"Yea sweetheart, beg for me- fuck".

"Please,please,please" I beg as I come feeling my walls clench down on his girthy cock.

"There ya go love, fuck good girl" he praises me as I come down from my high.

He ruta into me a few more times before I feel him unload inside of me. We lay there panting for a moment before he pulls out of me and moves his head in-between my legs.

He pushes two fingers into me. I'm still coming down from my last orgasm and I buck my hips in response. Apparently that was all he needed because his tongue found my clit.

"Oh, fuck, JJ. Holy shit."

He chuckles as he suckles my clit. It doesn't take very long before I cum again. He licks my pussy until he gets every drop.

He comes back up and kisses me deeper than any other kiss.

"Fuck."

"Does that mean that you're not mad at me anymore?" JJ's voice is soft.

"I love you, JJ."

"I love you too."

#jj mayback x reader #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank #jj maybank smut #jj maybank one shot #jj maybank obx

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paragonrobits · 7 months

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Marshall Lee: So, uh, Fi, some of my buds have been talking about whatever was going on with you and that Simon dude you went on a multiversal road trip with, and it's probably a good idea to cut off rumors before they get out of hand. Fionna: Are the buds in this case Ellis and those prankster dudes that you broke off contact with after they almost put me in the hospital? Marshall: Yeah. THOSE chucklefucks Fionna: Mm yeah thought so. What are the rumors Marshall Lee: They think you saw that Simon dude as a father figure Fionna: they WHAT Marshall: hey, I'm just repeating what they said Fionna: Marshall, my dude, my friend, my broski, my duderino. The crack on my knuckles, the dude who reminds me that bathes are important for hygiene Fionna: I AM OVER THIRTY YEARS OLD. Fionna: You tell those dudes that I am a LITTLE PAST THE POINT where I'm honestly looking for a parental figure in my life. That guy isn't a dad figure, he's a FRIEND. Fionna: A friend I was having prophetic dreams about with, romantic subtext I think? Fionna: But yeah. I am NOT looking at him and seeing a dad. Marshall: Yeah, I figured, I think that's enough information for me to head things off. Wait. What was that about romantic subtext? Fionna: I said what I said. Cake, in the background: SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT DESTROYING THAT MAN'S BUBBLE BUTT LET ME TELL YOU Marshall: ... Fionna: ... Marshall: I don't know why but some part of me is resonating with the greater multiversal vibe of myself across all universes and for some reason they are giving me the compulsion to NOT THINK ABOUT THAT AT ALL and I don't know why. Fionna: If for some reason he was the dad figure to another version of you and I got with him, would that make me your step mom Marshall: YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRDER THAN IT HAS TO BE, YOU CAN STOP AT ANY TIME

#adventure time #marshall lee #fionna campbell #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #queued

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katiekatdragon27 · 5 months

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Me: EEE Tumblr say “what”?!

Me in the far far distance: What!?

I love this AU. I love this AU so much. I have so many ideas and stuff that I need to write down on paper eventually. But for now, incohesive doodles be upon yee 🫳

I love drawing expressions and action scenes. These were for practice, but they still look good lol. Also, Poison and Gumball Machine designs woah. They’re another duo like Chalky and Broomer, but they’re much more competent in heisting and negotiating with Latte in order to get bigger hauls of cash.

Also, Poison does have a gas mask she wears when not heisting cuz toxic fumes, but when they heist, she lets loose. And GM is able to shoot gumball strings, so that’s cool.

Mmm. Gorillaz. Not quite sure where this is going, probably pre-story, but that’s where Latte gets his powers from. Glubworld blessing of smth I’ll figure it out later. Although, the gem thing is implanted in his phone.

CW: VIOLENCE AND DEATH BELOW CUT:

“Glubworld gives its most dangerous battles to its gayest warriors.” ~Latte probably

More Glubworld’s blessings stuff after Latte sorta dies. Oh yeah, Latte dies lol. Twice. (That’s how you know he’s my favorite)

Something something, after dying, Latte is gifted a much more powerful gem than his original one in his phone. After seeing the city ransacked and seeing more and more people show up in Glubworld, he asks to go back and finish the job. There, he wakes up from his coma, teams with all of CB’s salty lankies, and puts an end to CB’s power trip. The power comes from a contact lens, so one swoop and he’s done.

However, the amount of power and damage done to Latte was at a lethal state. One he wasn’t able to recover from.

Yeah, this AU’s gonna have mega angst. Are these set in stone? Not sure yet. But I love writing angst so this is a win for me.

The first pic here is right after the big final Latte-CB fight above. The second shitpost image is before that (like mid-storyish) where Latte gets his ass kicked a little too hard and semi dies lol, being sent to Glubworld. Diary and Moonstone are there cuz Moonstone works for CB (blackmail) and Diary is a journalist who is super unprofessional. Also slight smartspice cuz 🤭

Please please please feel free to ask or tack on any ideas to this I really want to talk about this thing with others. Have a great day broskis :)

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h3apm3ch4n151m · 1 year

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Wanted to cook up something idk

This is my debut as a twst writer crack fic ✨ The Alien Azul made by @strawberrymilk-sunshine fueled this idea it's her fault

*disintegrates*

Anyways

"Y/n, go faster, faster!" Floyd giggles and waves his hands in the air like a mad man while a certain someone is quietly shaking.

"Oh, would you look at Azul. Are you okay?" Jade asks from the ground.

You and Floyd were just trying to test how fast the both of you can go in a single broom with your weights outside of Ramshackle.

But Azul was nagging how he needed Floyd at the lounge while he had Jade as his backup.

You and Floyd only looked at eachother then smiled.

With no words exchanging you moved the broom towards Azul and picked him up by the back of his collar to fly and set him behind you.

And that's how you three were in this position.

"Y/n, for seven's sake I need to-"

"Do you guys wanna touch some clouds?" You cut off Azul with your beam and excitement.

Floyd immediately agrees, "I wanna try!"

Azul's face went pale as chalk.

YEAHHHH LET'S GO

Azul will get a restraining order because of you.

Before anyone could say anything you lift off the ground in a terrifying speed.

"Y/n go faster, faster!"

And faster you did. However you can't miss the shaking thing behind you.

"Y/n, this is a waste of time, stop it this instant!" Azul's tome was wavering, his tone missing the point of the order.

Broski thought he did something 😭

"Nahhhhhh"

"STOP!" Now Azul's tone was firm. You stopped. Though you were only at the tip of NRC

Which is preeety high.

Azul sighed and composed himself while Floyd pouted.

"Stop listenin' to Azul, just go!"

"FLOYD, THIS IS ENOUGH."

"Ehhhhhh?! But I wanna touch the clouds!"

"Floyd, now is NOT the time!"

Annoying. The two of them are annoying. Can't they both stop?!

"Y/n put us down." Azul's tone became serious now.

You only stayed quiet. Not turning around and just looking down. There was a small pause and Azul decided to break it.

"Y/n, can you hear m-" Then you turned around with a closed eyed smile. Azul got taken aback for a moment.

With no warning you flip the broom upside down, causing the two other to hold the broom by one hand while you do the same.

Azul's hand slipped but you caught his hand in time. You look at Azul in the eye who has panic all over his face. While Floyd was having the time of his life.

"You wanna be put down so bad? Here." Your eyes had a glint of mischief rivaling Jade's malicious intent. And a smile almost as deranged as Floyd's.

WHAT HAS THESE TWO EELS DONE TO YOU?!

"W-WA-"

"What's wrong, didn't you wanna be put down?" Your smile drops then you look down at him devoid of emotion.

You scare him.

He's starting to hyperventilate, and by the great seven's empathy he looked down.

Everything started to wobble in his vision. But before he could have a seizure something hoisted him up and the broom wasn't upside down anymore.

Before he knew it he was touching grass again. Floyd's happy screaming was the only thing that snapped him out on whatever the hell happened to him.

"AAAAAAHHHH THAT WAS FUN!" You also exclaimed.

Jade was looking at Azul.

"Oh, what happened to Azul?" He asks with a bit of amusement.

"JADE, JADE, Y/N TURNED THE BROOM UPSIDE DOWN!"

Floyd stop shaking Jade he's about to pass out.

He felt pretty uhm uncomfortable when Floyd said that

He's lucky he's not on that broom haha

"Welp, ya guys got what you wa-" You got cut off by... Sniffling?

Oh Azul is crying. AZUL IS CRYING.

Shat and it's all your fault

"Uhhhh" you were practically speechless what on earth were you supposed to do eat his tears???

"You look pretty when you cry" What the hell is wrong with you

Floyd just Burt's out laughing while Jade is resisting the urge to pop his lung.

Then Azul chokes on air

He needs that restraining order.

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bajablastwrites · 2 years

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I can’t leave you alone for a second, can I?

Saiki x reader

Reader’s gender isn’t specified

Not proofread sorry broskies!

Authors Note: So I hurt myself walking my dog so now my big toe has a road rash and I walk with a limp until it heals :) (at the time of posting it’s better now!)

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‘You’re limping. What happened?’

“Wouldn’t you like to know psychic boy.” You playfully teased, already knowing he could read your mind to know what happened. You normally don’t pay too much attention to injuries like small cuts or bruises. You take care of them accordingly, slap a bandage on it if necessary and call it a day (fun fact: rubbing alcohol actually delays the healing process, just wash the cut with water and put an antibiotic cream on it instead) nothing more nothing less. But since the injury is on your foot you kinda had to acknowledge it since it would kinda hurt just on its own— and hurt even more so if you walked normally so you had a slight limp now since you didn’t want to put unnecessary pressure on your foot, it sucked a lot.

Kusuo stared at you with his usual blank expression ‘yes I would actually, that’s why I asked.’

Like any other person in a relationship, Kusuo has his own life and you guys aren’t around each other 24/7 to see everything that happens in each other’s lives. He knows your foot is injured, and even though he’s a literal mind reader. He wants you to tell him what happened anyways.

“You can read my mind to know-“ before you could finish what you were saying you were cut off by Kusuo ‘Yeah, but I want you to TELL me’ he said as he watched you limp to your bed, crawl onto it and sitting next to him, mindful of your injured foot. “Well if you say so, Ku!” You said as you leaned on him and began to tell him about how you gave yourself a nasty road rash waking your dog and how you didn’t even realize you were bleeding until you were halfway home, it just felt like you got a really bad scratch or something. Which caused Kusuo to become a little concerned for you, how often do you get hurt to the point where you just walk it off (in this case literally) and not check on the affected area whether you’re bleeding or not?

Though to be fair there wasn’t anything else you could do anyways except just continue waking home. He sighed, looked at you and then at your bandaged toe.

‘You could’ve asked me to come and help you, you know?’

“Nah it’s fine. I didn’t want you to worry, I wasn’t that bad anyways.”

You waved off, remembering how it just felt like a nasty scratch. It’s not like you broke a bone or something. Mom raised no bitch after all!

He’s thrown off some more when you were more upset that your sock got ruined by your own blood than receiving the injury in the first place.

‘So you’re more upset about your socks, than an injury to your foot?’ He looked at you in confusion and skepticism. “Yes Ku! The area where my big toe was now has a blood stain! Blood stains on clothes practically never come off!” You whined.

“So that’s what happened, and now I have a limp!” You sarcastically cheered.

‘How long ago did it happen? I could just turn back time on your body you know.’ He said as he gestured towards your foot. “I don’t know— afternoon maybe late evening? I can’t remember.” I mean who remembers the exact time of the day that they got hurt? You only remember it was towards the ending of the day.

Kusuo took your foot into his lap, making sure not to disturb your injured toe in the process.

‘Hm. That might make things a little harder.’ He said as he looked out your window to check the sky, it was late afternoon. It’s probably too late to change back time on your foot. Injuries like this should’ve healed moments after they happened since he altered humans to heal faster, but for some reason that just isn’t the case with you.

“It’s fine, Ku don’t worry about it. It’ll heal in a couple of days!”

Yeah it was inconvenient that you can’t walk properly or put on shoes other than slides or flip flops but it’s not like it’ll kill you.

A week later your foot was better, it was still a tad sensitive but not enough to where it causes you to limp anymore!

“See it’s all better!”

‘It’s pink. But you’re right.’ He smiled softly, looking at how your toe was coming along in terms of healing. Despite his powers somehow not working on you when it came to how your body functions on a biological level, you’ll be ok. He’ll still look after you though, you are his partner after all.

#saiki k x reader #kusuo x reader #kusuo saiki x reader #saiki x reader #saiki kusuo x reader #saiki k hcs #saiki hc #saiki headcanons #saiki k headcanons #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k no psi nan #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki k

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mattykay · 14 days

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YES I FOUND SOMEONE TO DO MY REQUEST

OK OK HEAR ME OUT

Headcanons + lee (bones and all) with an ftm reader 😭🙌🏼

Pls and ty broski 😿

PS. LEE IS SO HOT 🫠

HERE ITS FINALLYYY DONE TYSM FOR REQUESTING

Lee is my everything bro

- Lee met you when he was stopping through a small town.

- He honestly did not pay much mind to you until you approached him. The town you were in was a shit hole and you were it's "transsexual"

- You reminded Lee of a finicky animal, he didn't really hesitate to take you with, and it wasn't long before this "companionship" to turn into more.

- He always was able to find (steal) tape and other things at pharmacy's and bring them back to you to use.

- Until one day it was bad. Your dysphoria had you practically locked down into the bed of the truck. Not matter what Lee offered, food, a fun place to see, anything, you wouldn't get out.

- He got up into the bed with you, looking down at you with worry. Lee brushed the stray bits of your hair from your face and whispered reassurance to you for what felt like hours.

- After the fifteenth, "you're so handsome," you gave in. You kissed him.

- From that point on you were, "his boy", "his man", along with the casual use of handsome as a nickname. "Good morning, handsome," every morning became the norm. You never minded.

NSFW WARNING UNDER THE CUT

- Lee is genuinely perfection.

- He's definitely a dom but is not against you riding him, especially if he gets to flip you over and pin you down and fuck you into your place if you're too bratty.

- He's not against using either hole, he just worries about hurting you doing anal because you guys don't really have the money for lube. So he'll ask if he tries to call it your "boypussy" or "boycunt" if he's feeling like being mean.

- On the topic of mean, he totally will be mean. Lee loves to drag it out and make you whine at him. Earning a lot of disapproving whispers, "Aww.. shhh.. can't have anyone hearin' you, my whiney boy.." He'd whisper while putting his hand over your mouth or fingers in your throat.

- He really loves both missionary and doggy style. Another time that he loved was when he put your chest on the trucks open tail gate and lifted you up by the hips to fuck you, he's really stronger than he looks.

- Plus he gives god type head. He will eat you out for hours with zero complaints.

- Of course, after a long of hard day Lee will put you both on your sides and fuck into you gently as he holds you.

- But he's still as kinky as can be, don't forget that.

#ftm ns/fw #ftm reader #mlm nsft #timothée chalamet #lee bones and all #headcanon #trans boy #trans nsft #ftm sub #lee x reader

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mushtoons · 2 years

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I'm not a coward so I'm asking you my question,,, what's the 'immortal besties au' about?

I just saw some art of it and I haven't scrolled long enough soo

have a seat and buckle up it's a mess <3

DFGDFDFGD okay so!!! i wanna start off with dont think too hard about it else ur brain will start to hurt (speaking from experience lmaoo) ANYWAYS!!! it's basically ingo gets sent to hisui but when ingo asks arceus to be sent home, arceus is like "dang bro sorry i didnt bring you here so it's not my problem but ya know what i actually need someone to babysit this fucker i damned, so you can just babysit him for all eternity! fair? :)" then doesnt wait for his answer

so we got ingo and volo stuck with each other, like it or not, there's rough patches, arceus didnt even bother to help ingo with him amnesia so he's still cloudy on parts of his past life and you know how it is to be around someone for too long, anger fighting ect but dont worry they begrudgingly come to an understanding and are now just vibing until time itself ends :)

well they're in modern day now, it's volo's turn to pick how they live their pretend mortal lives, so he picks unova to chill at cuz he's heard it's advanced since the last time they visited, ingo finally gets to have some memories as a treat as he catches sight of his old self and emmet, volo even convinces him to battle them so they can semi formally meet emmet and they carry on with this life, well volo's turn ends and ingo takes them somewhere else for his turn

cut to a few years later the duo is back in unova ( cuz it's volo's turn again ) when volo catches wind that one of the subway bosses had gone missing and the search was finally called off due to lack of leads after 2 long years, volo feels bad, just because god labled him a bad egg doesnt mean he is, he just wanted to reset the world to make it better :( so since it was maybe, kinda, totally his fault ingo got yeeted he decided he could fuck arceus over, i mean what's he gonna do? kill him? that's be a blessing. damn him to live forever? kinda already did that bestie,,,

so he gets emmet and elesa to come to his hotel room tries to find a way to tell them that he knows where their ingo is without making himself look crazy,,,,ends up looking crazy cuz his ingo just HAD to have a newpaper clipping of the trio claiming it to be "as close as a family photo as he'll ever have" emmet clocks him while elesa tries to call the cops cuz this nutcase is totally a stalker freak--then ingo comes home. skipping over the meltdown everyone has, and straight into project eeby-deeby rescue. we got angst, bonding, and finally a happy reunion.

meanwhile we got the emmet from when ingo first got put in hisui with no closure, no brother, and for some reason he's?? not?? aging?? so yeaahhh he's convinced he's in hell mostly when any pokemon he goes to for help basically tells him "sorry broski under strict rules from the big man himself not to help u with jackshit" so he's not doing so hot :) ( well until ingo and volo finally catch up to the era he's in then he's not doing so hot but with his brother now! )

that's a WHOLE lot but ive been thinking about this like all the time and im still working stuff out!!!! fgdfdgdfg this au is my baby and i love it

(for people who dont wanna read all that bullshit here's a diagram i made in case i dont make any sense!! )

#whoops thats a shit ton #sorry #but i really like this au dfgddfgd #and i like talking about it gddfgfg #thank u for being brave/lh #lmaoo #immortal besties au #submas #emmet #volo #ingo #wood wide web

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sweetronancer · 2 months

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INTRO!

slightly updated...

im percy! (i didnt like the last one so yay!)

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- im a minor (any1 can interact tho! js dont b weird), i use he/they pronouns, and i have autism! :3

tone tags would be appreciated but arent really necessary (theres a list below)

(more abt me under the cut! <3)

dni if : racist, transphobic, homophobic, zionist, terf, etc..

this blog supports palestine!

hyperfixations + fandoms : stranger things, spider-man, octonauts, gilmore girls, south park, the last of us 1 + 2, do revenge, percy jackson and the olympians, maya higa, brittany broski, heart stopper, once upon a time, fnaf, the owl house, fallout, stardew valley

ships : ronance, elmax, lumax, byler, percabeth, rory x logan, rory x paris, nharlie (is that what ppl r still calling it..), swanqueen

music : maya hawke, mitski, taylor swift, coma cinema, pacing, the pixies, olivia rodrigo, laufey, chet baker, the cranberries, fleet wood mac, the carpenters, the beatles, sam phillips, elliott smith, the smiths, boygenius, lucy dacus, phoebe bridgers, indigo de souza, hozier, will wood, renee rapp (js to name a few..)

i write a little too! this is my ao3 :3

im an age regressor but this blog isnt really for that.. @neighborhood-spider is my blog for that stuff, its also just a side blog thats way more put together than this one (but i dont really use it as much as i would like to)

i mainly write about ronance and nancy wheeler because those are like my biggest hyperfixations..

tone tags ;

/! = Excited

/a = Alterous

/ao = An order

/av = A vent

/ay = At you

/br = Bragging (also see: /fx)

/c = Copypasta

/calm = Calm or calmly

/cb = Clickbait

/cel = Celebratory

/ci = caring intent

/co or /cf = Comforting

/curi = Curious/curiously

/f = Fake

/fam = Familial

/fl = Flirting

/fx = Flex (also see: /br)

/g or /gen = Genuine

/gentle = Gentle/gently

/gq or /genq = Genuine question

/gs or /gens = Genuine suggestion

/hj = Half joking

/hyp = Hyperbole

/info = Information or informing

/irre = Irrelevant

/j = Joke or joking

/jk = Just kidding

/jw = Just wondering

/lh = Light hearted

/li = Literally

/l or /ly or /lyr = Lyrics

/lu = Little upset

/m = Metaphorically/metaphor

/nabr = Not a brag (also see: /nafx)

/nfl = Not flirting

/nafx = Not a flex (also see: /nabr)

/nao = Not an order

/naq = Not a question (also see: /st or /state)

/nav = Not a vent

/nay = Not at you

/nbh = Nobody here

/nbr = Not being rude

/neg or /nc = Negative connotation

/neu = Neutral connotation

/nf = Not forcing

/nfl = Not flirting

/nm = Not mad

/nmay = “Not mad at you’”

/npa = Not passive aggressive

/nsb = Not subtweeting

/nsrs = Not serious

/nsx or /nx = Nonsexual or not sexual intent

/ny = Not yelling

/ot = Off topic

/p = Platonic

/pa = Passive aggressive

/para = Paraphrase

/pf = Playful

/pos or /pc = Positive connotation

/q = Quote

/qp = Queerplatonic

/r = Romantic

/rh or /rt = Rhetorical question

/s or /sarc = Sarcastic/sarcastically

/sbh = Somebody here

/sbtw = Subtweeting

/srs = Serious

/st or /state = Statement (also see: /naq)

/sx or /x = Sexual intent

/t = Teasing

/tan = Tangent

/th = Threat

/tic = Tic, something typed out that due to being a tic

/ts = To self

/u = Upset

/unin = Unintentional

/unre = Unrelated

/vu = Very upset

/w = Warm/warmth

/sys = not directed or about anyone outside of the system

/wp = wrong proxy

/iw = innerworld

/hs = headspace

#percy pauses and yaps for a little #intro post #stranger things #gilmore girls #idk how else to tag this #anti stancy

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lullaebies · 8 months

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What is your interpretation of aegond in the book ?

broskis with some kinda rivalry kinda 'do something u moron' dynamic between them. i think aemond was always the more feisty of the two and he really wanted aegon to put the bastards in their place, especially when luke cut out his eye. like damn the injustice! be king and give it to me! or i'll do it myself (narrator voice: he did it himself) i think overall they were brothers who got each other's back, but aemond had expectations from his brother specifically and aegon was kinda not looking to meet them because he wasn't there mentally until criston did his kingmaker thing. aemond certainly thinks himself more ambitious and i think having vhagar would make him feel he's superior to him but also like my guy knew the rules. my guy knew aegon in the end stepped up for him and daeron and the kids. so he took up being prince regent instead, even if he thought himself more fitting to the throne. because at the end of the day it's not like when they were kids and their asses fought about who is leading the prank and starting the shit they're literally in a war and this is my brother who was there thick and thin. even though the whole world was kinda talking shit about us. so for aemond - he wants aegon to recover and be the king he should've been undisputibly in his eyes, for aegon - he wants his brother to be remembered in gold because damn nobody will ever speak about you differently when i am king. surprisingly wholesome for these messes tbh

#answered #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #hotd

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wheezerblue · 3 months

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Alr; here's a sad REF-Sheet on how I think displays of emotion would work; for the reptile fellas in TLKOE

(Based upon what i've seen of Skaelka; quill-like features replace hair. So; I thought it'd be neat if they'd puff up, as porcupine quills do! if you can't read it; here's a better description of each phase.)

Phase 1; Neutral: the intensity of the emotion is low to non-existent at this point

Phase 2; Moderate/Irritated: The quills are noticeably raised, and a change in facial-expression is seen. They also begin to act differently towards whatever/whoever is causing them to feel this way.

Phase 3; Caution is Advised: this is when you should start being careful around them, or asking if they're alright. If the individual wants to be alone; keep your distance until they calm down enough to think rationally.

Phase 4; You're gonna fuccin die: There's a high chance the person is extremely violent, or doesn't know their own strength. So; it's best for both parties if you keep your distance. If not; you're going to be fucked (either in the killing sense, of sexually; depending on the emotion felt). The quills twitch erratically

How the emotions work; below the cut

Happy: the person is seen with a smile in their face, and/or a skip in their step. Their demeanor takes a positive change, and they're more willing to do bigger things; if something of equal value is done for them

Sad: Their quills flatten, and they gain a gloomy presence. They can cry like humans do, and they're much more volatile. Sadness can quickly switch to anger; especially if hand-in-hand with grief, and/or fear.

Anger: this is when they're most likely to maul someone. Profanities are going to be spewed; if he/she's mad enough, and they might beat the hell out of someone. They usually take a protective stance for those they care about; when in this state.

Fear: They're constantly on-guard, and alert; they are incredibly adept at hiding fear, but they're more twitchy during combat, or near what they see as a threat they can't kill without help.

Love: they're more interactive with their love-interest; much more willing to engage in friendly banter/small-talk with them. They're noticeably flushed, and if they have a tail; it's most likely wagging. The person is more willing to share information on personal events/trauma; because they believe they can trust their potential suitor/suitress.

Lust: (Once they get on this personal of a level with their partner) They won't hesitate to make their arousal known; often making subtly suggestive gestures in public (putting a hand on their partner's thigh, and/or whispering what they want in their ear), and openly asking for sex at home; however, they will not force their beloved into it, and will generously apologize if they push them. They believe that sex is FAR better; if both people enjoy it. Also; they're nearly insatiable, so if they try to court you (a human); good luck broski 🧑‍🦽

#i'm tweaking bruh #i love them #autism #tlkoe #big buff men #gay #im gay lol #queer #the last kids on earth #headcanon #fandom #fanart #fanfic #fantasy #tlkoe jack #dirk savage #quint baker #jack sullivan #june del toro

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thompsborn · 5 months

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Omg wait has Harley always been diabetic/known he was diabetic in TBAF and it just hasn’t come up or will he be finding out that he is?

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

so literally earlier today i mentioned to @shipskicksandgiggles that i have had this planned since like the third installment of tbaf (when healing hurts - which, btw, i posted september of 2019???? OVER FOUR YEARS AGO??? that's actually insane what the fuck)

i'm gonna tag this tbaf spoilers btw answer is down unda

so i won't say a whole lot, i mostly just put it under the cut to be safe for anyone who doesnt want to see any spoilers whatsoever, BUT harley will be finding out that he's diabetic in the next installment of tbaf! literally in the notes app on my phone i have a list vaguely explaining each of the parts i have planned and for part 13 it literally just says "13. diabetic harley keener + graduation"

i wanted to have something that's like. kind of same level as when healing hurts but for harley? because obviously in when healing hurts peter Goes Through It. broski is in Pain he almost Dies. not that harley is going to almost die - but his diagnosis is kind of based on my own, just less intense. and i did almost die and i was in a coma.

take that as you will :D

#tbaf #tbaf spoilers

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perelka-l · 1 year

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I know you want us to ask you for Danzo for the character thing, so there, I'm asking you for Danzo u.u

Nooooo I may be having intense Danzo brainrot these days but I have plenty of favs I promiiiisss ;;A;;

Anyway, meme time:

favorite thing about them:

Ok so for starters I didn't care much about him I gotta admit but I started to really like him when I got hit in face by DanShisu bc I am, as we know, a complete masochist in terms of ships of choice. But these days I would say that I greatly enjoy his ruthlessness as a character and gold eyes hehe. I still can't believe that guy cut off his own most likely perfectly healthy arm and removed his own also nice eye for more power. I like a lot of things.

least favorite thing about them:

man is he a dumbass sometimes but i blame his age lol but honestly, I feel like sometimes Danzo's behavior here and there was really weird and stupid and done only for sake of making him seem both darker and dumber. As I said, I can blame his old age or the fact this is a shounen series so we gotta deal with it.

favorite line

sixth hokage of my heart uwu

brOTP

I greatly enjoy him and Hiruzen and Kagami being broskies. Yes.

OTP

But also I deeply enjoy my fujo brainrot so yeah, he and Hiruzen. They are 100% absolutely divorced couple that still cannot get over each other. In one HiruDan fic I read a while ago (ah I found it!!!) they were described as being too familiar with each other, which both simplified and complicated things between them, as they know too much about each other in worst and best ways.

Him and Kagami, weirdly enough, I mostly don't see as romantic in canon but I think they maybe were fucking so there is that... But I enjoy scenarios in which their bond runs deeper *eyes ruler!Danzo AUs*. I also like to think some of Danzo's complexes stemmed from Kagami, which may or may not be related to...

Tobirama, but entirely onesided. I like to think Danzo worshipper Tobirama but kept his distance, both physical and mental sense. Crush was here, but Danzo constantly denied himself even dreaming about. He's a loser like this. Maybe Tobirama's heart was somewhere else too.

And Shisui. Oh, Shisui. I like to think Shisui unknowingly awakened some of Danzo's impulses he thought to have choked down decades ago. Maybe it was because of Kagami, maybe something else. It's pretty complicated and I feel like I wrote too much already jdshfsd point is Shisui isn't in on a fun ride.

nOTP

nothing comes to mind atm maybe Homura and Koharu but mostly because he himself disses the shit out of them in novels and I adore it

random headcanon:

Eyeliner. Nonbinary bc I say so. Also, him and Hiruzen both actually going along when Minato became Hokage. Hiruzen wanted to retire, Danzo wanted an easy puppet to control. That didn't last lol

Was he related to destruction of Uzushio? Possible.

unpopular opinion:

I... greatly hate the general mischaracterisation Danzo has going on in fandom bc everybody need to villanize an antagonist further for shits and giggles.

No, he didn't "punish" people just bc he felt like it. He puts great faith and trust in his people/tools, and if they fail, he chooses to believe that a) they did their best and b) as such, it was his fault as he misjudged their capabilities. It's greatly expanded in Kinoe's backstory (oh the FOOD!!! though he still did some silly shit rip) where he becomes furious only when he realizes that Kinoe was doing things of his own choosing, going against Danzo's wishes. Siiigh. Dadzo was so nice too... I think a lot about him and Tenzo *happy sigh*

song i associate with them

A select few from my Danzo playlist are: Greetings from Califournia and Wires by the Neighbourhood, Vile World by PERTURBATOR, Happiness by Hurts, Animal Impulses by IAMX, We Want War by These New Puritans, Was Ich Liebe by Rammstein,

favorite picture of them

I did a powerpoint about this leave me alone

#answers #anon #anonymous #*wheezes*#man that was alotttt #character meme

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writingseaslugs · 1 year

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I love you and your writing thank you for existing but but but I wanna hear more of that story where you painting the nails of that body builder guy ajdheshdhdh

Broski, I am so happy you like my writing. Gives me a dose of serotonin. And at least one person is happy I’m existing today because I wrote cursed Floyd content to show to my friends and pretty sure they’re planning my murder rn.

The full story is: I went to beauty school when I was still 17 years old. I was the youngest one there. I was also super socially awkward and didn’t know anyone there, so when we were told to partner up, I kinda hid away. Once it was determined I needed someone (there was an odd number of students) they decided to go and get one of the seniors of the school.

So they asked the class who were on the cutting floor and the girls were all like “Hey, it’s Todd’s birthday (not his actual name)! He should get a manicure!” So they drag Todd upstairs into the classroom. Now mind you, I am very social awkward, especially at this time. This guy was easily twice my age and towered over me. I’m a pretty average height, not short but not tall. This guy was a head and a half taller. Built like a freaking BRICK HOUSE!

He was a body builder and a retired cop. So this guy has muscles for his muscles. He sits down at my little set up and I’m like looking up at him in fear. I’m like shitting myself. How do I talk to this person? I don’t know how to speak to adult men. I can talk to other teenagers but not this dude. These were all my thoughts. I guess he got I was awkward as he didn’t force conversation.

We do the basics of the manicure, and when we get to the arm massage, I try lifting his arm. My hand couldn’t even wrap around it. I have small twink hands, ya feel? Not even both my hands could fit around this man’s forearm. He laughs and has to lift his arm up for me to actually give him a massage.

Now I’m trying my best, giving it my all for this massage. I’m putting all my wristussy into this massage. I look up at him and notice he has no reaction. So I ask if he can even feel what I was doing. He admitted it felt like a kitten pawing at his arm. All my confidence just shot down. He told me it was fine since normally you’d have to do a deep tissue massage for him to feel anything.

After the manicure is over, I go to shake this man’s hand. I swear I felt like my arm was yanked out of my freakin socket. I probably gave him the look of the most submissive and breedable gamer boy because he had to apologize and felt genuinely bad.

Anyway, that was my experience with…Todd. He was a pretty chill dude at the school though. Kinda an asshole, but he was chill with me so it was all fine. Needless to say, I did not make my career doing nails, but thankfully I wasn’t going to school for it. Just a mandatory class we had to take.

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a-classic-undertale-idiot · 1 year

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So you guys might be wondering why I don't trust Fresh to cook. Well..

Killer, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this [BEACH] down. Cool it down. Fresh: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Samantha (me), visibly confused: Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Killer, spraying Fresh: You [FUNKING] DUMBASS! Fresh: Broski, I forgot- Killer: OH MY [FUNKING] GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Ink:*Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

#killer sans #fresh sans #ink sans #cooking disaster #incorrect quotes #oc #undertale

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