I want the same level of homoerotica in my relationship that 80s and 90s comic characters have

with filter/without filter

wth

what the hell are one-night-stands, or friends with benefits???

Like

I know i've had this explained to me atleast twice; but my demisexual ass CANNOT understand that shit

like

It's probably better when you're romantically invested in someone???

If you're that desperate, just save up the money to buy a toy

Less risk of unwanted pregnancy, being used for your body, or an STD if you just buy a toy

Overworked and in love.

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) X Male Reader

A/N: Happy pride month! Yay! we're illegal in America!!! How fun!

CW/TW: Reader comforts burnt out Spencer, that's it I think, anyway

FEM/FEM ALIGNED AND MINORS DNI!!!

Word count: 393 words

There had been a particularly rough case lately, one that everyone on the BAU was stressing about. Especially Spencer. He had been up for days, and was very tired, as evidenced by his constant spewing of facts like a fountain. Nobody could tell that the poor man was overworked and overwhelmed, except for (Reader), he knew that Spencer was having a very hard time, so he decided to help a bit. Morgan was sitting at his desk on the phone and sweet-talking Garcia into giving him information. "Thank you, sweetheart, you're a doll. I see a little lovin' coming your way later." If Garcia can't see the wink, she surely hears it. "Yo, Morgan!" (M/N) called from his desk. Morgan got up and walked over to him. "Yeah, what's up?" "Do you know if Spence has been okay lately? He seems to be struggling with this case and I'm worried about him." (M/N) looks over at his intelligent boyfriend, who has delved into the case file, even though he's reviewed it millions of times. "He's your boyfriend, go talk to him." Morgan nudges the S/C male and walks away. Later that day when (M/N) and Spencer arrive at their apartment, the H/C man has already concocted a plan in his scheming brain. Spencer sits on the couch with a sigh, setting his briefcase down on the rickety Ikea coffee table. He opens the briefcase, pulls out the case file, and scans it as if he doesn't know it like the back of his hand. "oh no you don't." (M/N) scolds. "What?" Spencer asks, confused. "You've been working hard enough, you're overwhelming yourself. Take a cuddle break with me, sleep, eat, shower." (M/N) closes the file and the briefcase. Spencer smiles tiredly at his wonderful boyfriend. "Alright, can we get takeout? Or pizza?" "Of course, Spence." (M/N) kisses spencers forehead and rubs his back while embracing him in the tightest hug in the world. "I'll go run a bath for you and order pizza, okay? Pepperoni?" Spencer nods and looks up at the taller man with a smile, he proudly states "I love you." "I love you more, Spence." (M/N) smiles and calls the pizza place while running a bath for Spencer. The rest of the night is spent cuddling, movie-watching, kissing, and eating pizza.

The end

A/N:I hope you guys enjoy this. Sorry If it's bad, it's my first fic.

Lesbian vampires >>>> all

Change my mind.

Kyogai appreciation post because i we love him

I know I'm being thirsty right now but come on he is cute, he is thick, prob has a thick ass too, And is a writer.

BUNGO STRAY DOGS HAS BECOME A BIG INTEREST I'M GOING TO EXPLODE-

The hair flying over those eyes 😭

fishy lady 😳🐟🔱

do you ever gay so hard you just have to take a step back and scream

lewis didn’t have fun today‼️

finally made myself the dream room

I need someone to draw the BBG in this (pose & fit) less I get a little too silly and slap my annoying ass half-brother

*FERAL (AND POSSIBLY HORNY) CREECHUR NOISES*

MUHAHAHHAAH

chuu gun gifs

the movie killer klowns from outer space came out in 1988, and i fully believe that eddie would force steve into the theater to see it with him.

i want to write this.

I want to drink the squips dripping pussy juice