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licorice-lips · 1 year

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Something I'm really mad about the Harry Potter books is that people seem to think that Snape's love for Lily was something beautiful when it was something based on excluding everything he didn't want to see about her

Case in point, the fact that she was a muggleborn: Snape loved Lily despite her being a muggleborn and did it whilst trying to hurt people like her, people Lily could see herself in (btw how come this isn't considered creepy af?), bc to him "she was different", she was an exception.

Yeah, but to Lily (and everyone else really) she wasn't. She was a muggleborn just as the other muggleborns in the wizarding world and Severus was advocating to people like her to be persecuted, tortured and killed (again, how come isn't that creepy????). And let's not forget bigotry like that (fascist-like) is always accompanied by a huge amount of misogyny, just saying.

While James loved Lily not BECAUSE she was a muggleborn as much as because she was LILY, but he still saw her birth as something relevant (bc it was at the time) in the sense that he'd fight for her and every other person like her for the sole reason that that was the right thing to do.

I stan the right character and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

#pro james potter #james potter #sirius black #anti severus snape #severus snape bashing #snape slander #snape is shit #lily evans is better off without Severus #lily potter #jily supremacy

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moonlightdancer26 · 9 months

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Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

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“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

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“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

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As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

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Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

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“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

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“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

#what if i told you snape had that dawg in him #snape outrunning a hippogriff has to be the most iconic thing anyone has ever done #like it’s actually insane how jkr expected us to just get over that #like ma’am #he just #outran #a HIPPOGRIFF #without even harming it #keep in mind that he just killed the only person who knew of his loyalties and was a 36 year old guy #he does all this crazy shit with such casuality #anyway i’ll never move on from that bc my fave just casually outran a hippogriff???? what has YOUR fave achieved in life??#he is such a little shit i love him sm #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

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chocoramo-cow · 4 months

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Bellatrix: why do you always miss out on field missions?!?!

20 year old Deatheater Snape:

#pro snape #severus snape #death eaters #hp fandom #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #snapedom #snape fandom #snape #shit post

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aurevoiralways · 9 months

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I love looking at Harry Potter merchandise from the early 2000s. Lately I've just been searching Snape on ebay and getting a kick out of scrolling through pages and pages of old toys. One thing I keep noticing is that in this early official art, Snape is often depicted as having long black nails XD I screenshotted several examples here. Honestly I kind of love it. Makes me contemplate adding that touch to the way I draw him. Though it seems kind of impractical for potion making XD But what do I know.

Makes him look very disney villain ish LOL. Very fitting of the Snape of the first few books.

#I am at the level of hyperfixation where I do this shit now apparently #fun #hes slaying though #severus snape #snape #pro snape #snape fandom #snape community #snapedom

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dinxieyinxie · 2 months

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i like to think sev has a tint of brown in his eyes but it only shows in the sunlight :33

#severus snape #young snape #yonal linx #dinxdraws #yonal scares me...#slytherpuff #whoever says yonal's eyes aren't scary are Lying #imagine seeing that in a dark hallway i would shit myself

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yr666yaoiman · 1 year

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uh huh

#jeverus #snames #UGLY NAME #snack hp #james x severus #severus snape #pro snape #james potter #sirius black #gay people and their gay shit #yr666yaoimanart #hp

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kalkaros-is-the-boss · 3 months

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Severus: Okay, it’s a small pond. There’s cold water in it, but it’s not too deep. Diving the sword is really easy, but uncomfortable enough for it to be considered ‘Gryffindor bravery’. It’s incredibly simple. It’s not dangerous. Easier than almost anything Potter’s done. There’s really no way this could go wrong.

Harry: *Almost chokes, drowns and dies*

Severus: …

#he really tried #snape does not get paid enough to deal with this shit #Sev turns his back for like five minutes and Harry’s already come up with five different ways to put himself in mortal danger #severus snape #Harry Potter #hp #Harry Potter and the deathly hallows #harry potter shitpost

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ebysse · 11 months

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always imagined snape’s robes to have the vampire collar .

+20 intimidation

#gliding around the castle at night and shit #also lmao #this pic has ‘virgin vs chad’ meme energy #its like when animals puff up to appear larger towards predators #i really be procrastinating drawing snape by drawing snape….#also reaALLy loving drawing in this lineless + flat colour process #severus snape #snape #mine #hp fanart

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gertrudepetronella-blog · 9 months

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I usually imagine Snape being very controlled and stoic when he's around Voldy and the DE because you know the whole spying thing.

But I had a thought.

What if he sometimes loses his shit, just like he does at the end of PoA. Maybe the other DE are cautious around him cause they know that every so often he will blow up like an evil, feral little demon, and you DO NOT want to be near him when he does. Like he will just eviscerate you. And one of the reasons Voldy favours him is cause he kind of enjoys watching when Snape just explodes like a tiny bomb, even if he is swearing like a common muggle, and cutting up one of his loyal followers, calling them a stuck up pureblood prick. It helps to keep the arrogant ones in line.

#severus snape #snape crack?#snape community #snape fandom #snape being a feral little shit

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ari-leah-arts · 1 year

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Breaking in the new tablet aaannnndd HOLY SHIT I’M OFF TO BED.

4 hours of sleep i said, it’ll be fine i said, fuck you past me fuck you

#severus snape #severus #professor snape #snape #pro snape #snart #snapedom #good fucking nigt holy shit #my vision is blurry cause i keep yawning

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yvieliny · 6 months

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MARAUDERS

Shit my friends have said pt3.

Barty, Evan, Regulus and Severus on an road trip (Evan is Driving , Barty is the co-pilot leaving Regulus and Severus in the back)

Night time 2:50 am

Regulus: There is no way this is fucking happening right now (Regulus said removing his headphone)

Barty turns to look at the back seat: Well I am fucking sorry, how was I supposed to know how far 5 meters where?

Evan: Everyone calm down look there is a gas station up ahead let’s stop and ask for directions

Severus highly annoyed: So we are fucking lost in the middle of nowhere , with no cell service and a creepy ass gas station that looks from the 1600s and you idiots want to “stop and ask for directions” ??!!

Evan and Barty look at each other before nodding : Yeah

Severus : Idiots you both are fucking idiots , this is the type of shit that occurs in Horror movies

Barty: Don’t worry the virgins always survive in Horror movies

Regulus smirks: And the horny slut is the first to go so, don’t worry Barty we will have a nice cock filled funeral for you

Barty sticks his middle finger out

Evan: Fine let’s just turn and go back where we came from even if it is highly illegal since it is a one way road but fine

Severus: So our options are doing something ilegal or dying? Damn this is why my mom worry’s when I go out with my friends

Evan: Holy shit Sev, you got friends?

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mccromy · 7 months

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Character: *is canonically violent and abusive but has a sad backstory*

Normal people: he isn't real and it's cool and fun to explore his character in different scenarios

Freaks: he was right actually AND he is a poor little boy, he was MISUNDERSTOOD. actually those children were abusive towards him first but the narrator was unreliable so :/

#i AM talking about Shen Jiu but I got hit by a flashback of another fandom doing this exact same shit you know what I'm talking about #i do like fics with SJ!! i don't hate him bc he's not real :) and I do find him interesting #but some people will just... be absolutely convinced that he's just some tsundere baby and actually lbh did deserve to be you know #whipped and starved #svsss #like not in a jokingly way they'll actually believe he is a good person and like.... reduce his character to a tsundere??#the fun of him is how complicated he is!! he's got reasons but not justification #he was unjustly accused of shit he didn't do he was justly accused of shit he did do #he didn't want to kill lqg he did want to kill lbh #he loved yqy he stayed in the cang qiong sect for him even though he hated it there #he was incapable of loving anybody else #he was not incapable of caring but he was so traumatized he kept recreating his traumas #but now with him in the position of power #anyways this can be applied to a lot of characters #not only sj like #severus snape remember that shit jesus #and many more

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chocoramo-cow · 3 months

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Pov: your only friend got sorted into a different house with the boys who were mean to you on the train

#severus snape #pro snape #snape #harry potter #death eaters #autism creature #autism snape #professor snape #baby snape #young severus #severus snape fandom #shit post #harry potter memes #snape memes #snape art #snapedom

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shootingthe-stars · 2 days

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with every god awful take about james potter on the internet an angel loses its wings.

what do you mean he didn’t care about the dark arts and death eaters until it affected him personally. what. you mean the famously blood traitor potter family? you mean one of the only actual canon things we have about james being that he hated the dark arts? you mean the james that yelled at snape for calling lily a mudblood?? you mean the james that went on the front lines of a war he had the privilege to not fight in????

please anti blood supremacy is literally ingrained in his core beliefs can we just keep this ONE THING about him 😭

#james potter #morally gray james potter #yeah he was a bit over his head and bullied snape #but if there’s one thing about james it’s that he does not FUCK with blood supremacy and death eaters #he married a muggleborn without a care for what it could do to him #HE SUPPORTED HIS WEREWOLF FRIEND AT EVERY STEP #sorry i saw shit on twitter this is why i hate that app #jily #marauders #the marauders #using that take to defend that ship too like u know you can ship it without destroying his character right…

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everchem · 14 days

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doodle of the grimy loser

he's in utter agony someone please save him

#severus snape #the loser™#also I've been doing this shit on my phone cause i never really use my actual drawing tablet which must connect to my comp #and that takes too much effort and i REALLY despise myself for buying that large ass thing #anyway yeah here's the bastard (affectionate)

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llead4u · 1 month

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I cannot, the marauders fandom want regulus to be snape so bad…

#as someone who doesn’t like snape #Snape>>>>Regulus #he had so much potential to be an interesting character— and it’s not like we don’t know shit about him #we know enough #regulus fans ruined Reggie for me so bad like ugh :(#anti regulus black #anti marauders fandom #severus snape

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