sᴉɥT sᴉ ǝɥʇ ʎɐW.

Severus: Okay, it’s a small pond. There’s cold water in it, but it’s not too deep. Diving the sword is really easy, but uncomfortable enough for it to be considered ‘Gryffindor bravery’. It’s incredibly simple. It’s not dangerous. Easier than almost anything Potter’s done. There’s really no way this could go wrong.

Harry: *Almost chokes, drowns and dies*

Severus: …

hark a lesbian

scott: new life is not connected by lore to any other series it’s its own isolated thing there’s no multiverse or parallels or connections here

The entire server and fandom and also the game itself sometimes:

I forgot that when House took Cameron on a date, he literally bought her a fucking corsage, he tried so hard to make the date nice

double failed wink

Papa had counseled her this time; vampires were dangerous, and Loras was a vampire so Rhia wasn't supposed to pounce on him before he fed. Nevermind the fact that Loras would never hurt her, ever. Also, she'd pointed out, he always pounced on Papa the second he woke up.

That was apparently "different". Rhiannon didn't see how different it could be, but maybe it was one of those 'Adult Things' that she would magically get when she was older. Either way Rhia was waiting in the entrance of the lair, rocking on her heels until she saw a bit of Loras' hair and the flash of his palm as he wiped his mouth.

Which usually meant that everything was fine. Great, because Rhia was bored of waiting any longer. She took off running deeper into the lair and flung herself at Loras.

"I missed you so much!" She cried, ignoring her Papa's yelp of alarm. She'd waited this time, so why was he complaining? "I have so many stories, like last week in my piano class one of the kids snuck in a teeny tiny dragon, which was so cool, she said it was her brother's familiar and he'd let her borrow it. The teacher screamed."

And on and on it went.

@weavermasked for Rhiannon Howell

still thinking about how i dodged a bullet like a year ago by not dating this guy who was obsessed with american psycho

someone needs to tell liam to stfu pls stop interviewing him

Expertise can't help you here.

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

Things the boy tried to eat this morning, volume 2

1. Door

2. Plant (poisonous)

3. Plastic wrapper

4. Chair (did not interfere with this one, curious if he would have success)

5. Plant (x2)

The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.

My dad: Hey don't be to open about your political beliefs.

Me: Of course not...

*recieves amazon notification*

"YOUR 'DRAG IS NOT A CRIME' RAINBOW PRIDE COLOR BLACK RAINBOW LGBTQ T SHIRT HAS REACHED THE AMAZON DISTRIBUTION CENTER"

Me:

i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)

brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)