bad hair day

no one ever talks about how young snape actually was when he became a professor at hogwarts and how he's the youngest in the staff. i want more fics where he's the baby of the staff and treated as such. like i wanna see everyone being protective of him

Severus: *holds sign that says ‘prom?’ outside Gryffindor tower*

James: holy shit, yes!

Severus, yelling: no, tell Lily!

James: Lily, I’m going to prom with Severus!

Lily: …

Lily: okay!

I had absolutely no recollection of having made this jeverus art piece in January of 2023 until I scrolled through my procreate gallery yesterday and saw it. Funny thing; I wasn’t even into Harry Potter at the time—my little brother was—so this is based off of my memory from having read the series years before and marauders edits and lore popping up on my TikTok for you page. Anyway, now that I’ve found this, I’m going to finish it. My brother told me to add a background, so I’ll be attempting that. Enjoy!

P.S. Any suggestions, tips? E.g. proportions are off, the wand is wrong, something just looks off, et cetera.

James: I just didn’t want to see you get hurt! Okay? Moony could’ve killed you! I know you think you’re tough! But you are fucking 5’0 tall!

Severus: I am 5’2!

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Jeverus

“we need more toxic yaoi” yall couldn’t even handle them

uh huh

Yea i drew jeverus/snames or whatever u call it, the brainrot was real strong

Smth smth james finds out sev can fly without a broom

he's acting

Severus, throwing a piece of paper at Lily and James’s desk with the text “date?”:

James, reading it and smiling, looks at Severus and nods: yes!

Severus: No-no, not you! Show Lily!

James, elbowed Lily: look! I’m going on a date with Snape!

Lily: finally

Severus, dying on his desk: what

Severus: [taps quill]

Lily: [taps quill back]

James: stop that!

Lily: stop what?

James: you’re talking about me in Morse code.

Severus: yes, that’s exactly what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, Me and Lily took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[later]

Severus to regulus: that’s exactly what we did.

Jeverus is such an interesting ship because how the hell did they manage to make me hate James Potter even more while also still shipping them together?

I don't think I've ever NOT been annoyed James in any Jeverus fanfics before.

Severus: studies shown that you are the stupidest person in the world

James: source?

Severus: me

"we need more ships with the trope of enemies AND lovers" you guys couldn't even handle them