doodle of the grimy loser

he's in utter agony someone please save him

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

hazel callahan has been infecting my thoughts… no one understands how much i need her. The loser nature. The strong vibe. The way she just appears…. she’s as weird as me- I need her.

This is a Hazel Callahan fan club.

haven't written anything for nerd!könig or the stepbrothers in a couple days... twitching and shaking, i HAVE TO WRITE FOR THEM NOW 😤

javier meeting kim suho in seoul but he lost his memories

javier: look i know you don't remember me now but i need you to go with me because you are clearly miserable here and i want you to be happy

kim suho: sure

javier: ...

kim suho: what?

javier: the lloyd- i mean kim suho i know wouldn't agree so... easily?

kim suho: it was either stay here and rot away or follow a handsome man who wants me to be happy, i think i'll take a gamble

Whenever I watch Black Friday I always look over to my Wiggly on my bookshelf, and gain some sort of superiority complex.

🌸 Falling into you 🌸

kindof a spoiler but designing fullbody versions for the Kinito Crew (and you!!) has taken me down a 80s-90s teens fashion magazines rabbit hole I might never recover from

Lovely Runner 선재 업고 튀어 (2024) Dir. Boo Sung Chul, Yoon Jong Ho, Kim Tae Yeong – Ep. 8

u can take the ancients out of amaurot but u cannot take amaurot out of their batshit recreations in the future

and what will we do when gotchard's final form uses this

I'm pretentious and annoying: here are some of my fav bits of my own fucking fic. I'm literally so funny and good at writing.

I also forgot to add it to the fic notes but since I was ovulating and had the flu while writing this that meant I was snotting both out my nose and my pussy(which I don't think was good for my fluid intake://)

Wouldn't it be fair to make a shadow bracket winner a profile picture of the tournament? At least for a while.

Maybe. To be honest I think the losers of the shadow bracket should be laughed at in perpetuity

— enzo.

is that EMILIO SAKRAYA? oh, no, that’s LORENZO "ENZO" PERNAS, a TWENTY-SIX year old PERSONAL TRAINER AT GIMNASIO O2 AIRE who uses HE/HIM pronouns. they currently live in LAS TIERRAS DEL SOL IN QUILPUÈ, and the character they identify with most is THOR ODINSON FROM THE MCU. hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas!

BASICS.

FULL NAME. lorenzo pernas NICKNAME(S). enzo, zolo, lorry (ONLY by his mother) AGE/BIRTHDAY/ZODIAC. 26 / august 16th / leo SEXUALITY. bicurious BIRTHPLACE. berlin, germany HEIGHT. 6'1" EYE COLOR. dark brown ILLNESSES/CONDITIONS. a charismatic manipulative asshole TATTOOS/PIERCINGS/SCARS. eyebrow piercing (left), chest tattoos, minor scars from boxing (faint scar near his left eyebrow now covered by a piercing; facial scar (right side), knuckle scars, large scar from his right shoulder across his back now covered by tattoos) FC. emilio sakraya

PERSONALITY.

fiercely protective brave charismatic loud insensitive arrogant

HISTORY.

tw: manipulation, parental neglect if you will, body image — Enzo was a product of yet another forbidden romance between a wealthy married businessman and a singer/waitress. His father was a well-known charismatic yet manipulative public figure while his mother was a simple and humble individual. At that time, his mother wasn't aware of his father's other family (or that they were the other family) — He witnessed firsthand the power of manipulation. His father used guilt trips, gaslighting, and emotional blackmail to control those around him. He kept telling her that he would leave his family for them but he really wouldn’t. — As a child, Enzo became adept at reading people, understanding their vulnerabilities, and exploiting them to his advantage. This early exposure to manipulation shaped Enzo's worldview, leading him to believe that manipulating others was a necessary skill for survival (yikes) — Enzo constantly fought for affection and attention from his father. This struggle has left him with a deep-seated need for control and validation. — Moving to Valparaiso made it harder for Enzo to win his father's favor. The good boy act obviously didn’t work so he did the total opposite. — Enzo became a little reckless and he found out he thrived on attention. He enjoyed the thrill of keeping people guessing about his intentions, often blurring the lines between friendship and something more. Enzo was skilled at creating a sense of intimacy without ever truly committing, leaving those around him unsure of where they stood. — Enzo's inability to be clear about his boundaries left his partners feeling uncertain about where they stood, leading to misunderstandings and heartache (hi luna) — Somewhere in the middle of all that, Enzo found his love for fitness. The work he does for his body is an extension of his mask. He learned that if he works hard enough, he can use that appearance as leverage to get what he wants and he can use that to further whatever serves his narrative.

EXTRAS.

to read to see to listen

HEADCANONS.

— almost ALWAYS loses his keys (don’t ask him why) — would be the type to randomly challenge you to a fight (literally anywhere and anytime) — absolutely LOVES TO EAT (gym bod who?) — but is allergic to shrimp (the maximum he can eat is 6 pieces) — knows how to sing and play the guitar (y’know boy's down bad when he serenades his partner) — a big attention whore (srsly give him attention and you automatically got him hooked) — often goes shirtless (a way for him to show his bod, he's cocky like that i hate him) — just got back from Germany (he's still trying to get his father's attention poor boy)

WANTED CONNECTIONS/PLOTS.

tortured man club — a little group chat of men who strive to be better both as a partner and a person (or not who knows) enemies — sigh hello to the members of the 'enlozers (enzo is a loser) club™' make him your villain idc ride or die — enzo's a great friend if you give him a chance more tbd! you can definitely slide into my dms to plot

one of my all time favorite percy moments from a fic was when he got planeshifted to new york and found out about guns and complained they were "too functional". truly it fucking kills me . percy voice real men have a one in ten chance of getting burned or blown up or having lasers shot into their brain every time they shoot one of their weapons