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asleepinawell · 1 year

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#:')#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #tbh the other 14 dps should be on the right as well #entering an unskippable cs is 100% guaranteed to make queue pop #ffxivmp #mp

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asleepinawell · 1 year

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ffxiv fans will see a chunk of quartz and be like that's my mom

#ffxiv #hydaelyn #ffxivmp #mp #sees any crystal: nice final fantasy reference #writing and scheduling this at 3am I will be so confused tomorrow when it posts and I've already forgotten it

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asleepinawell · 2 months

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every time i go through the end of ew and see the cs with zenos in sharlayan i have to stop and imagine his conversation with that customs lady at the docks when she asked what his job was and he would have gone off on one of his typical monologues about living for 'the hunt, the THRIIIIIIIIILL of bahttle the raw pulsing ecstacy of being locked together in combat, teeth at each other's throats, giving in to the huungaahh that can never be sated' etc etc and she would have been like uh huh so you're unemployed hmmm i see

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #zenos #writes on her clipboard: gay but in a cringe way #every zenos monologue is his self insert fic of him and the wol #and he is just going around giving free performances of it to anyone unfortunate enough to be caught near him #also this is why the idea of zenos surviving and being forced to help the scions is so funny #not his interactions with the scions #but his futile and begeudging attempts to live in a society #boy has to do paperwork and deal with bureaucracy and that is comedy gold potential

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asleepinawell · 1 year

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somehow I missed the first time that themis was like I left azem in charge of the convocation which is hilarious for a lot of reasons one of them being that emet-selch is about to have a really bad week

#elidibus' judgement is so great lmao #he was correct because it would be very funny #ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #ffxiv spoilers #hythlodaeus is also having a great week

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asleepinawell · 4 months

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sorry the order is chaotic i was adding them as I thought of them

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #ffxiv polls #ffxivmp #mp #I've only seen the cod one once and somehow I was the only survivor? I think it was a glitch #it was extremely awkward waiting for the cloud phase to end so I could die #I think I'm going with the kb one which I have been lucky enough to see 3x now #so funny that I see the most in lota

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asleepinawell · 7 months

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have been dying over the fact byregot was the poor man hyth dumped all his paperwork on. the man behind the legend. after a hundred years of this he took one look at hyth's husband's grand plan to save humanity and fucked off to the resistance immediately lol

to make it funnier, byregot was also thaliak's apprentice at some point (mentioned in thaleia). this man has been bullied by twinks his whole career

#supervisory role...like....#byregot: I really need you to sign these forms chief #hyth: no <3 #babysitter of the chief of the bureau #no I don't really think this is why he went to venat it's just funny #ffxiv #hythlodaeus #byregot #ffxiv spoilers #6.5 spoilers #ffxiv patch 6.5 #patch 6.5 #ffxivmp #mp #I got to this part and started yelling in the group chat

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asleepinawell · 5 months

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me: maybe my retainers will bring me something fun today like a glam or some furniture, a little treat just for me

my retainers:

#I decided to fill my basement with them but the second I had this idea they stopped bringing them #for a while though it was like #one a day at the least #ffxiv #ffxiv alpha #ffxivmp #mp

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asleepinawell · 1 year

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want to get an all scholars in tonberry costumes run of dun scaith to happen. revenge of nym. someone make this happen

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #diabolos can't tank bust us all #(yes he can)#i think it would be fine unsynced i've done it with 3 people #symced might make the dps checks tricky

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asleepinawell · 2 months

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panda replay highlights w/ @sntoot

#best panda run yet #themis is just called thermos now forever #ffxiv #pandaemonium #ffxivmp #mp #twinkles tag #i am just like that in gc and everyone else is stuck there with me

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asleepinawell · 1 year

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estinien is actually the funniest guy in ew

#estinien: touch BETTER grass #the bonus dialogues with him in labyrinthos are just so good #i'm howling #ffxiv #estinien #ffxivmp #mp

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asleepinawell · 4 months

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I hope the pictomancer lb3 momentarily covers the whole raid's screen in paint making it equally as awesome as verblind. let the casters have a little lb3 fight as a treat and take the whole raid down with them it's what we deserve

#caster main here if you can't tell #ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #dawntrail spoilers

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asleepinawell · 1 year

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appreciation post for two of my favorite ivalice bosses

#yiazmat has a bunch more great lines but they're only voiced no text :(#'this is far from finished garleans!'#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #ivalice #orbonne monastery #ridorana lighthouse #thunder god cid #yiazmat #my bard is at that level where i am just living in ivalice #ridorana is my fave of the three raids #because math boss and yiazmat

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asleepinawell · 11 months

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so I came up with a twisted and depressing crack head canon a while back that hyth might have been pressured/obligated to sacrifice himself (and went along with it trying to be positive for emet's sake) because if the convocation members are exempt from being sacrificed but they need the people to trust them and go along with the plan, why not offer up their own loved ones to reassure people? it would be proof that they think they can get them back someday, right?

and now we have erich, laha's son, talking like he was directed by the convocation to sacrifice himself

fucked up if true!

#'volunteered' okay emet #ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #patch 6.4 #ffxiv 6.4 #6.4 spoilers #6.4 #hythlodaeus #erichthonios #ffxivmp #mp #you can read it other ways but it sure sounds like that #also would add to the reasons azem just rage quit

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asleepinawell · 2 years

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