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Husband/Papa Ghost Headcanons
Pairing: Simon (Ghost) Riley x Wife!Reader
Category: Fluff
Warnings: Suggestive Content, Swearing, Descriptions of Labor/Contractions
Author's Note: This is a continuation of this request (WARNING: 18+). Enjoy!
Simon would be a proud papa, that's for sure.
He didn’t use his phone that much before, only to text or call people. But his storage space began to run out pretty quickly with all of the photos and videos he took of your daughter, Lily.
“What are you doing, Si?” you giggled. Lily banged on the toy piano while your husband was crouched down, phone camera rolling.
“Filming Lily’s performance,” he replied matter-of-factly. You chuckled and kissed the top of his head, ruffling his dark brown hair. Your two-year old daughter cheered when she finished her song, face lit up and arms stretched above her head in triumph.
“All done!” she beamed with a wide smile. Both of you clapped.
“Good job, Lil,” Simon chuckled.
Simon nearly passed out when you told him you were pregnant with your second baby (not that it came as a surprise to you both👀).
Just like your first pregnancy, he’d try to be there for you as much as he could. It was different now with Lily in the picture, but she made many of your days full of joy and laughter.
I can see him being a stern yet reasonable dad. He’d discipline his kids yet never intentionally hurt them.
Lily’s lower lip pouted as she avoided his gaze. Simon’s arms were at his sides as he eyed the blue stains on her face and the empty candy jar on the floor. He lowered himself to be at her eye-level.
“Lily, baby, did you eat the candy even though Mommy told you not to?” Simon asked, trying to keep his voice soft and steady. Lily burst into tears, rubbing her eyes with her little, sticky hands.
“I sowwy,” she sniffled. His heart ached, but he knew she had to learn to listen to her mom.
“I know, baby,” he sighed as he pulled her into a hug. She cried into his chest. “Candy tastes yummy, but it’ll hurt your tummy if you eat too much,” Simon explained. Lily sniffed, snot dripping from her button nose and onto his shirt. He pulled her back and looked her in the eyes. “No candy for the next three days, okay? Then you can have it again,” he explained while holding up three fingers. She puffed out another sob before nodding her head.
“Okay, Dada,” she sniffled.
Your second pregnancy was more difficult than the first. You had more health complications, which worried Simon half-to-death. He couldn’t bear to think of anything happening to you while he was thousands of miles away on a mission.
All of 141 were like family to you. They'd pop in every once in a while, especially Lily's godfather, Soap.
"Unk Nee!" Lily squealed. Soap grinned ear to ear at the attempt of his nickname ("Uncle Johnny"). She giggled as she ran into his open arms. He spun her around as you walked in from your bedroom. You gave a tired smile, leaning on the wall and rubbing your swollen belly. Simon was still working on his car in the garage, yelling out that he'd be there in a moment.
"How's my wee firecracker doin'?" Soap beamed. Lily ducked her head into his shoulder, her small dirty blonde curls bouncing. Both of you laughed. "Gettin' shy now, are ya?" Soap chuckled.
"You know how kids are," you waved. Soap smiled as he set the toddler down. She rushed back over to you, hiding behind your legs. You patted her head gently.
"How you doin', lass?" Soap asked as he stepped further inside. You sighed, Lily clinging to your maternity pants.
"This pregnancy's kicking my a-butt, it's kicking my butt," you quickly changed your wording. Soap snorted as Lily cackled behind you.
"Mama said 'butt'!" your daughter sang. You grumbled and collapsed your face into your hands.
"Sounds like she's got quite the potty mouth, huh Lily?" your husband chuckled beside you. You felt him snake his hand around your waist. He pecked your cheek, his skin coated in a sheen of sweat from his hard work.
"Why don't you give me a spanking later to teach me a lesson?" you whispered lowly into his ear. Red immediately flooded his cheeks as his hand gripped your hip. Before he could retort, another figure walked through the front door. Lily peeked from behind your legs and gasped as Price entered the room.
"Grandpa!" Lily cheered while pointing her finger at the captain.
You've never heard a room grow so quiet in a single second.
Both of you explained that Price was most definitely not her grandpa, yet she was insistent on the terminology. The captain teased Simon about it constantly.
"I think you taught her to say that," Price chuckled.
As the due date approached, Simon's heart was shattered. He was being sent away on a longer mission, and it required that he made no contact with you. Your husband assured you that he'd be back in time for the delivery, and spent as much time as he could with you and Lily before he left.
A few weeks later, Simon was sprinting through the hospital to get to your delivery room.
Simon’s heavy footsteps echoed down the hall as he whipped around the corner. A blonde nurse shot an incredulous look at the masked man as he sprinted to the counter.
“WHERE’S DELIVERY ROOM 109?!” Simon boomed. The poor woman's face went pale as she pointed a shaking finger down the hall. His head snapped as he shouted a ‘thank you’ behind him. Simon rushed past several nurses and doctors, the door getting closer. He could hear your wailing pierce through the hallway. Simon nearly crashed into the doctor when he stepped out into the hall.
“MR. RILEY!” the doctor gaped with wide eyes. Your husband’s chest rose and fell as he panted. Another harsh cry broke out through the room. “Quickly, she’s about to start pushing,” the doctor rushed him inside. Simon's eyes grew wide as they locked with yours.
"Si," you called softly. Your face was pale, sweat covering every inch of your tense and aching body. Simon rushed over, immediately clasping his hands over yours.
“You look beautiful, sweetheart,” his dry voice croaked. You gave a weak laugh before jolting forward, another strong contraction ripping through you.
“B-Bullshit,” you tiredly chuckled through gritted teeth. The doctor and nurses came closer to your bedside.
“Okay, Mrs. Riley. It's time to start pushing. Are you ready?” the doctor asked. You swallowed thickly, your entire body shaking as it was wracked with waves of pain. Simon squeezed your hand and lifted his skull balaclava to place a gentle kiss on your lips.
“You’ve got this, love. I’m right here,” he assured. You nodded before sucking in a deep breath.
Not long after, your baby boy, Thomas, was born.
His throat grew tight when you suggested his late brother's name. You were afraid you'd overstepped, but he quickly kissed you on the lips and told you it was the perfect name for the newest addition to the Riley family.
Simon stared in awe at the small baby swaddled in his arms. You were fast asleep in your new bed, exhausted from the long, grueling day. Thomas' plump, rosy cheeks glowed softly as he yawned. Your husband beamed when two small, dark eyes just like his own gazed up at him.
“Hi there, little Tommy,” Simon breathed.
Both of you were unsure as to how Lily would take to her new baby brother. However, when her eyes lit up and she squealed when she saw him for the first time, Simon knew she’d be the best big sister.
Simon would make it a goal to read to Lily and Tommy every night. It melted your heart when you sat with him, Lily in her bed and Tommy in his crib listening to his low voice lull them to sleep.
While most date nights were spent inside your home nowadays, he was just happy to spend any time he had with you.
Simon would leave little gifts or notes around the house, letting you know what an amazing mother and wife you are.
If you feel insecure about your body after giving birth, he'll do everything in his power to remind you otherwise.
Your eyes widened as a sudden slap streaked across your ass. You whipped your head around. Simon's eyes were trained on the TV, though the hand draped over the arm of the couch said enough. You crossed your arms, thankful that Lily was playing in the adjacent room and Tommy was fast asleep in his crib.
"Got something to tell me, Si?" you said with a quirked brow. His lidded, chocolate-brown eyes flicked over to you, his hands reaching over to pull you on your lap.
"Simon!" you gasped. Laughs spilled from your lips as your husband bombarded your neck with kisses, his large hands reaching down and squeezing your bum.
"Can't help myself, sweetheart. Not when you're walking around with this cute arse of yours," he mused. You bit your lip and wiggled in his lap. He nibbled on your ear, his voice low and husky as he whispered into it.
"Tonight, after the kids are asleep, why don't I show you just how irresistible you are?" Simon groaned.
Tommy was a much more of a fussy baby than Lily. He’d keep both of you up constantly. You called your/Simon's relatives or friends over every so often so both of you could have a break.
“How are you feeling, love?” Simon asked. Both of you were lying in the hammock in a park, the summer breeze rocking you back and forth. Your best friend was at home watching your children. Heavy bags rested below your eyes as you stretched.
“Fucking exhausted,” you sighed. Simon chuckled, brushing your hair from your forehead and planting a kiss over it.
“I know, hun. Why don’t you take a nap, yeah?” he suggested. You nodded, letting sleep quickly overtake you. He breathed in through his nose, his mind wandering too much for him to fall asleep. Instead, he took in the sight of his beautiful wife wrapped in his arms as the rest of the world melted away.
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Thank you for reading! ❤️
(Writing these melts my heart ngl. We love Papa Ghost in this house).
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Known Descendants Stuff (Part 2);
Known Auradon Tv Show(s):
Toddlers Without Tiaras.
Auradon’s Classiest Home Videos.
Big Bling Theory.
Auradon’s Ninja Warriors.
Palaces and Coronations.
Trading Carpets.
Stranger thingamabobs.
My Fair Lady.
Chipped.
The Prince Is Right.
Aurora The Explorer.
The Young And The Crownless.
Little Dwarves, Big Giants.
The Great Auradon Bake Off.
Get Down With The Ballgown.
Real Princesses Of Charmingsville.
How I Met Your Fairy Godmother.
Known Auradon Tv Channel(s):
AAC.
ABS.
NAC.
WDA.
Good Deeds.
Fairy Planet.
Courtesy Central.
Kindness.
Bipidity.
Magic Network.
National Enchantment.
Princess Broadcasting.
Known Isle Tv Channel(s):
Evil Isle.
Known Isle Tv Show(s):
Judge Frollo.
Wharf Watch.
Cruella de Vil’s Coat Club.
Skin Deep With Mother Gothel.
Known Businesses:
Knuckle Punch.
The Market Place.
Pedro’s Meals For Eels.
Hook's Clock and Curiousity shop?
Known Punishment(s):
The Stocks.
Known Thing(s):
Human-Animal Translator Earpiece.
Stocks.
Centipedes in a bag.
Worms for sail.
Known Food(s):
Snake Eggs.
Seaweed Smoothie.
Stale Muffins.
Moldy Jelly Donuts.
Crepes.
Canned Cream Spinach.
Tongue Tinglers.
Banana Cream Pie.
Eel Tails.
Curdled Cream.
Rotten Apples.
Crab Apples.
Gruel.
Crusty oatmeal.
Known Class(es):
Accelerated Piracy.
Understanding Goblin Speech.
Chartering And Navigation.
Coin And Jewel Calculus.
Advanced Wickedness.
Under The Sea: Science Below The Surface.
History Of The Isle.
Known Social Media:
Auratube (YouTube).
Part 1.
#descendants#disney descendants#melissa de la cruz#disney#wicked world#descendants au#disney descendants au#book info#book stuff#word building#feel free to add#lists#list#part 2#part of a series
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(The brothers and the Dateables with a mom MC.)
Lucifer:
S h o o k. The human is a what now?!
Immediately falls in love with you and your kids.
He's appreciative of how much control you have.
Wants to marry you because he'll get to call you "Mommy" and it won't be weird if he's your husband.
His brothers think you're a gift because Lucifer's leniency and tolerance goes up.
Is deathly terrified of "the look". Even a sadistic demon such as himself is scared by "Momma MC" He is always turned on afterward though.
Anyone can guarantee that he'll fall asleep with your kiddos while they are in his arms, especially after he's read them a story.
He mends his relationship with Satan because you force him to put his pride aside for awhile and you make him spend quality time with his brothers.
When you do get married, he's quick to fill you with more children. He'll be heavily turned on by your pregnant body too. 💙💙💙
Mammon:
W-Wha....? Children?!?! Nope!!!! NoPe, Nopey, NOpe, NOPE!
Secretly loves your kids but he won't admit it.
Flies your kids around HoL.
Throws the kiddos around, he will act like he doesn't care but he enjoys babysitting, he's shockingly responsible too.
Another simp for "Mommy MC".
He'll tell you with no shame how hot you are, especially if you breastfeed, he's into that.
Mortified when he sees "the look". He starts to stutter our of pure nervousness. He ends up running away from you but he'll never escape punishment.
Prefers babies to toddlers, he's also more of a "funny uncle" than a "dad".
He won't complain though if your kiddos call him "Daddy". All the more reason for you to do the same. 💛💛💛
Leviathan:
Kiddos? Human kiddos? Awesome!
He'll love to teach your kids all about Ruri-Chan and just TSL in general. He can teach them how to play video games too.
He let's the kiddos play with his tail, they'll use it as a Jungle Gym and he won't mind.
Peek-a-boo all day. He can sit and play Peek-a-boo for hours on end.
Teaches the kids to blep like a snake. He thinks it's cute when they do it and blink.
He prefers toddlers and little kids to babies. He adores their small voices.
He's supportive of you if you do get married and have kids but he's content with the ones you share with him already.
Sweet papa, always had the kiddos in his arms, you can always find them curled up with him in his bathtub bed. 🧡🧡🧡
Satan:
Ahhh!!!! What is this little thing crawling all over me?!
Not a big fan of kids. He'll learn to like them but he doesn't like physical affection.
Another one of those "cool uncle" types.
Reads to your sweet little angels, no matter the time of day. They wake up and want stories in the morning? They get stories in the morning. Stories during lunch and at bedtime? Same deal.
He's not really the committal type or husband material so and romantic relationship, never goes further than boyfriend/girlfriend.
He hates other kids but yours have softened his heart.
He now understands how hard it was for Lucifer to take care of him and his other brothers.
He and Lucifer have a better father/son relationship because of MC and Satan thanks you for that. 💚💚💚
Asmodeus:
A baby and a toddler! Awww!!!!! Dress up time!!!!!
Mommy? Not sorry. Mommy? Mum! Mom! Mommy! MC! Mummy!!!! He never says your real name ever again. Its always one of those names.
Finds the cutest outfits on Akuzon, he dresses you and the kids up in similar styles, y'all take group photos.
A power switch who loves the mom look and voice.
While he will love you romantically, he can't really see himself getting married to anyone. Especially with his status as The Avatar of Lust.
He will date Solomon though and they are the best guncles.
Totally down to do a threesome with you and Solomon while you're pregnant, if Solomon's the dad that is~
He'd only share with his brothers if It's Lucifer, Satan, or Beel. And you can bet your ass he wouldn't mind a threesome with Diavolo either.
He's really sweet towards you and your kids, you all love him. 💕💕💕
Beelzebub:
This papa bear.... Oh my goodness....
He loves kids. Any and All. He has a soft spot for babies especially though. They're just so cute!
But when he found out you were a mom....? "Wife Material, Marry me MC.... Please."
He's also one of the types to toss your kids around and take flight with them.
He loves playing peek-a-boo and pretending to eat their little feet. The giggles he receives just warm his heart.
Sweet boy gets so bashful when he sees you nursing the babies, he thinks you're such a good mom. You never have to use "the look" when he's around.
Will absolutely marry you and have kids of his own with you. He just loves you that much.
A very responsible and loving dad. Be gentle with him, he's a baby too ❤❤❤
Belphegor:
Babies. Toddlers.... Great. And I suppose I'm daddy?
When he sees your little tykes sleeping for the first time?
*thump* Oh.... His little slothful heart.
Will stay awake for you and those kids. He'll sing to them, rock them to sleep, and even give them good dreams.
He hated you at first because you were a human but after learning about Lilith and being unable to hurt you.... He couldn't help it, seeing the looks on their faces as he tried to hurt you. He couldn't do it.
After you forgave him and even introduced the kids to him, his whole mind began to shift.
"Dad mode" on.
He loves sleeping with you and those sweet angels. They remind him of you and he starts to see himself marrying you.
Will absolutely have more children with you. He wouldn't mind, your curvy body is hot, don't get him wrong.... But pregnancy changes your body a small bit and he loves it. 💜💜💜
Diavolo:
😯😯😯
After the initial shock, Daddy mode and Husband mode activate.
He will legitimately propose to you on the first day. He's just that enamored.
Babysitting those angels constantly, sometimes you have to force him back into working because he spends so much time with your kids.
Poor Barbatos..... Butler man already has to look after a big man-baby.... Now he has to watch said man-baby (Diavolo) with kids that could easily be mistaken as Diavolo's. Brilliant, Diavolo and your kids broke Barbatos.
And the puppy dog eyes..... You'll get them from Diavolo and your children if you try to use "the look" or "momma voice".
When you first came to the Devildom, the little ones immediately run up to him, yelling "daddy". He was shocked but he thought it was adorable while you were scared of what he could do.
He'll spend his time trying to court you and make you fall for him.... Your kids are already on his side, with his charming personality and gentle nature, he can easily woo you too.
He finds it intriguing when he sees your body change during pregnancy or when you breastfeed your children. He's also super into the idea of fucking his pregnant wife everyday so watch out.
When you two do get married, and you do. Diavolo's very persistent in wanting more children. His bloodline needs to carry on after all. ❤❤❤
Barbatos:
So this is how human children look..... Interesting. He'll have to do some research.
It doesn't take long for him to warm up. Your babies wormed their way into Barbatos' cold and closed off heart. You probably could too.
Will bring you and the kids drinks and snacks, especially if you stay at the castle.
He's already really good with Luke. He loves your kids too.
When they call him "Dad"... Oh. Oh.... His poor heart. He just melts. He loves the idea of being a husband but he's conflicted on how he should go about courting you. It doesn't take much or even a long amount of time.
You acknowledge that you love each other, you have a small wedding because he's not one for extravagance when it comes to himself and you two just have more kids.
He doesn't care if you have 1 or 50..... he's very happy as a dad.
He loves you regardless of your body too, so while you being pregnant is a turn on.... He just wants to love you and take care of you. 💙💚🖤
Simeon:
Another fatherly type.
He loves kids, he's practically raised Luke.
He's likes the idea of marriage because it's sacred but he doubts that he'll find himself in the thrall of a marriage. He has doubts that he wouldn't be a good husband, Which gets shut down real quick.
Sweet angel loves to make treats and food for you and your kiddos. He enjoys teaching them to cook as well.
He'll read the kiddos his books and novels, he loves to watch their expressions.
He will fly your kid(s) around, he's very careful and protective.
And while he loves you, to think any lustful thoughts about your body. He couldn't do it, he wants you to be happily married so you can share yourself with your husband.
He's a total sweetheart too, If and only if it makes you happy and he's the one you and your kiddos love.... He will think about marriage.
When you do get married. He's overjoyed at the though of some little babies crawling or flying around.
Watch out though, that angel has a temper. He is sweet but his "Dad Voice" will over power your "Mom Voice"
You two never fight though you always communicate so you two are both power parents. 🤍💛🤍
Solomon:
Has conflicting thoughts about kids and marriage.
He loves you and comes to love your kids, but he doesn't want any more honestly.
He's already had many in all of his lifetimes, he doesn't want to raise anymore immortal magical spawns.
He'll happily be with Asmo and remain the other gay uncle.
Marriage? No. Not again. He's had at least 13 wives before and he's not into the idea of being locked into the husband position again.
He'll teach your kids spells and how to brew potions, teasing Asmo with the kiddos is a pleasant pass time to him.
Absolutely adores you and your little spawns but he just won't put himself in another position as a husband or a dad. 🖤❤🖤
Luke:
Luke is overjoyed.
He already thinks of you as his mom, Simeon and Barbatos already share the role of dad.
He treats them like they're siblings. He loves to play with them and act like a big brother.
You'll have more kids with Simeon or Barbatos right? He wants more siblings. 🤍🤍🤍
#obey me#om! barbatos#om! diavolo#om! solomon#om! simeon#om! luke#om! lucifer#om! mammon#om! leviathan#om! satan#om! asmodeus#om! beelzebub#om! belphegor#lucifer x mc#mammon x mc#leviathan x mc#satan x mc#asmodeus x mc#asmodeus x solomon#beelzebub x mc#belphegor x mc#diavolo x mc#barbatos x mc#simeon x mc#om! mc#momma mc
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Uncharacteristically Soft Pyramid Head Headcanons
I woke up with feels for the big guy today and didn't let myself get out of bed until I'd written this. Is he sexy? Of course. Does he fuck? Absolutely. But I felt like the man needs some fluff too so here's that. OOC perhaps but it's not my fault I look I big scary monsters and go "ah yes another comfort character"
No warnings. Only fluff.
Obviously can't talk himself, but loves the sound of your voice. Doesn't matter what you want to talk about, he's happy. Even better if you want to read him a story
Has a small hyperfixation with your face. When you two are cuddling he'll often trace his fingers over your feature, especially your lips. He thinks you're beautiful and is a little jealous he can't have a normal human face. Reassure him you think he's handsome please
Takes him a while to actually get used to it, but once he's comfortable with you he's very touchy. Always wants a hand on you. Gives him peace of mind to know where you are at all times. He's more reserved about you touching him, but just go slow, he'll warm up to it in no time. He's just never received affection and good touch before and doesn't know what to do with it
He can't give kisses but his tongue will snake out from his helmet and caress your cheek sometimes. It's the best he can manage. Will also lick over your hands when he's in a particularly soft mood. Like a big dog or cat. If you kiss the tongue he stiffens and will either retract it or grip you tighter. That's basically his form of blushing
Doesn't know sign language but you eventually learn to communicate pretty well with him through a mix of hand signals and body language. He'll excitedly wave you over with a low grumble if he's found something he want you to see
Admittedly, he doesn't get it, but if you make an attempt to try and clean him up, he thinks it's sweet. His open wounds don't bother him much considering pain and suffering is all he's ever known within Silent Hill but if you make a fuss and try and heal him he thinks the world of you. It was very cramped but he did enjoy when you dragged him to the shower. The feeling of you scrubbing away the grim and making him smell like you was very enjoyable
He doesn't eat. It's not necessary for his survival. But that won't stop him from curiously swiping various things off your plate. If it smell good or is something he's never seen before he's grabbing it. I feel like he'd love french fries
Is actually pretty talkative in his own way. He can't form words but his growls and rumbles have different meanings. He's obviously got his aggressive noises he uses on other monsters but you've heard a plethora of other sounds too. Happy rumbles like purring when you're falling asleep in his arms, little whines when you tell him you have to leave, sometimes you'll get a short little noise paired with a head tilt like he's asking a question in response to what you said
He doesn't really have hobbies for obvious reasons. He will pick up on some of your behaviors, he subconsciously mirrors you. I HC that he can't read so, as I stated above, he loves you reading to him. He'll see that you like to draw? He manages to find some old paper and pens lying around. Encourage him to draw with you. He grips the pen like a toddler and his lines aren't smooth but he can make some crude pictures and he gifts every single one to you
Surprisingly likes music. You ever seen those videos of people playing for elephants and they just kinda sway to the beat? That's him. He won't be a huge fan of hardcore genres but anything that has a nice tempo he seems to like. Even better if you can play or sing! It's like he's hypnotized. He'll get very pouty when you try to stop and keeps begging you for just one more song
He's unsure of what he feels toward you considering it's all new. Every aspect of your relationship, he's never experienced or even witnessed before. You have to teach him everything. But even if he doesn't fully understand it, he's not stupid. He cares for you so much. He'd slaughter anything that threatened you or your relationship with him. He desperately wishes he could tell you how he feels but you know through all the other ways he shows you
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why are yall so obsessed with their sex lives?? i wanna know what makes them giggle, their most cherished memories etc etc
Finally! Someone brings up the good stuff, lol.
Lots of things really hit Sun's metaphorical funny bone. Physical pranks always get him, like whoopie cushions, fake snakes/bugs, surprising people, and tricks in general. The killer though, is dad jokes. Jokes so bad that they're funny somehow. If he can make Moon facepalm and/or sigh in disappointment, Sun knows he's got a banger joke on his hands. He loves testing them out on the stage hands, Moon (regrettably), and honestly whoever will sit down and listen to him. He'd tell jokes to the janitor if the opportunity presented itself.
You know when you're hanging out with a friend and you both get so tired that you fall into a fit of giggles because literally everything becomes the funniest fucking thing ever? Yeah that's Sun when he's running on low battery. Him and Moon actually look like washed up rockstars when they're tired. They both get so fuckin loopy and giggly. Especially when they're together. They'll feed off of eachother till it's an endless cycle of bad jokes, innuendos and snickering until they power down, lol.
Moon's sense of humor? Show him a clip of a toddler falling over and he will laugh so fucking hard. People being stupid absolutely cracks him up. Cat videos also tend to get a good chuckle out of him.
Both boys (if they're loose enough) will get all giggly like schoolgirls if you absolutely hammer them with compliments. They get all blushy, avert their eyes, the whole package. It might take a little longer for Moon, but he'll break eventually.
Best memories?? They both remember the first time they booted up and saw eachother (after their memory wipe). They felt such a strong pull of familiarity towards eachother, they'd described the other as their missing half. Their puzzle peice. Different than the feeling of a sibling or a lover. Just an extreme closeness.
They remember their first big gig. When they were still considered "new assets" and their names hadn't gotten around yet. That feeling of acceptance. That they had fans who actually liked their music. Who liked them.
They remember when they were at the top of their game. When they were at a point where they were bigger than the Glamrocks back at the Plex. The days they would sell out full shows every single night. Just the two of them.
Sunny remembers the day he got his drumsticks. How spinning them in his hands felt as natural as spinning his rays.
Moon remembers the first time hearing the sound of his favorite bass guitar. Feeling the thrumming of the strings reverberate along the tips of his claws, right down to his circuits.
He remembers the first time he played a solo while hanging in the air from the wired hook in his back. He'd felt weightless up there at the time, like he was floating.
#BIG INFODUMP HOOO BOY#this is the shit i love to write#why must all characters decend into 'IS HE TOP OR BOTTOM I MUST KNOW'#no shots taken to the ppl who asked those questions#i just see it so often with every character ever#i think its funny thats what it always comes down to lol#not gonna deny that its crucial info for those fanfics though#long post#punk! sun & moon#punk! sun#punk! moon#ask k9
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i love bby izzy so much and especially your version of him, are there any thoughts or headcanons you have to share?
Baby Izzy, joy of my heart <3
Canon Era:
He has food issues in both the sense that lots of foods cause him digestive issues and that he has been living with food insecurity for long periods of his life. Ed and Stede try to keep a supply of safe foods he can snack on out in the open whenever he's small.
Ed once gave him the teeny tiny version of the Revenge as a bathtub toy. Izzy tried to sink it. Ed never gave him the teeny tiny Revenge again.
Other babies will insist they need no naptime. Izzy loves naptime. Please give him naptime. More naptime.
When he and Ed sleep in the same bed he always manages to get some of his hair into his mouth. Even when Ed pulls it together or into a bun. It remains a mystery how he does it.
Modern AU:
I think he actually deals with heat very well, those black clothes adult him wears aren't just for aesthetic, hot weather genuinely doesn't bother him that much. When he's little he enjoys playing outside in summer and Ed usually can be persuaded into a watergun/waterballoon fight with him when he's a bit more toddler aged. When he's smaller he likes sitting in the inflatable swimming pool they own. He has so many pool toys.
Only downside is that he HATES the physical sensation of sunscreen, so whenever Stede wants to dress him in a cute summery outfit he either has to go through the ordeal of wrestling sunscreen onto him or through the equal ordeal of putting up the hugeass parasol whereever he is playing.
Ed once told him that if he swallows a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow in his belly. Izzy hated that thought, so he refuses to eat watermelon if there is a SINGLE seed visible. Ed has to pick them out painstakingly (his own fault).
He likes ocean-themed stuff and his fave animal are snakes, so when he finds out that sea snakes exist those become his favorite thing for a while. Watches sea snake videos on YouTube kids on repeat.
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Random Marvel Agere Headcannons no one asked for but I am providing
(Headcannons for regressor Loki, Bucky, and Tony based off of this art)
Loki
𐐪𐑂 He definitely regresses to an older age probably around 13 ish
𐐪𐑂 Likes to play video games like Skyrim, Minecraft, or Animal Crossing
𐐪𐑂 Watches other regressors and acts as a big sib to them
𐐪𐑂 Is usually responsible when watching the younger regressors but will be down to prank someone or cause a little chaos
𐐪𐑂 Has been caught many times trying to sneak extra candy and snacks for himself and the others
𐐪𐑂 Only trusts his close friends and family with his regression. Specifically likes it when his brother Thor watches him
𐐪𐑂 Misses his mom and can get really upset when regressed
𐐪𐑂 Is very mischievous and can be a lot to handle but once you give him a video game he is good
𐐪𐑂 Is also a snake regressor and will actually just turn into a snake
𐐪𐑂 Will try and cause a mutiny of the caregivers so he can rule over the other regressors 
𐐪𐑂 Will lie and say he hates stuffed animals but definitely cannot sleep with out at least one
Tony
𐐪𐑂 Regresses to around 5 years old
𐐪𐑂 He loves legos. Legos are his favorite activity when regressed
𐐪𐑂 He also likes to play pretend and is very active
𐐪𐑂 He loves to go to the park and play on the playground
𐐪𐑂 Has a small blanket that he carries everywhere with him
𐐪𐑂 Loves playing with Dum-E and JARVIS
𐐪𐑂 Wears his own merch (specifically a iron man hoodie) 
𐐪𐑂 Loves his caregiver (whether that be Steve, Natasha, or Bruce) and absolutely loves making things for them
𐐪𐑂 Kind of spoiled as no one can resist Tony’s puppy dog eyes
𐐪𐑂 Has maybe one or two stuffed animals that he has to sleep with every night
𐐪𐑂 Likes to drink out of a sippy cup and loves apple juice
𐐪𐑂 While he would never admit it he really looks up to Steve and has a bunch of Captain America things
Bucky
𐐪𐑂 Toddler regressor no doubt probably around 2-4
𐐪𐑂 Sleepy baby. Loves to take naps
𐐪𐑂 Baby blue everything! If it’s baby blue he wants it
𐐪𐑂 Wants to be carried everywhere and will refuse to go anywhere if not carried
𐐪𐑂 Bucky is most likely a vent regressor which means he can be very grumpy and can get upset really easily
𐐪𐑂 When not upset though he is the most cuddly of regressors. He will cling to his caregiver like there is no tomorrow
𐐪𐑂 He really likes to watch Loki play video games and likes to watch kids cartoons
𐐪𐑂 He is mostly non-verbal. Will blow raspberries at Sam though
𐐪𐑂 Not very fussy and will listen to his caregivers without causing a problem
𐐪𐑂 Has to have a night light or else he can not sleep
𐐪𐑂 Has a little Captain America themed pacifier that he cannot sleep without
𐐪𐑂 Has tried to put his hand in someone’s mouth before
#agere#marvel agere#agere marvel#agere marvel headcannons#agere headcanons#age regression headcanons#little!loki#little!tony#little!bucky#sfw interaction only
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So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)
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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS
Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!
Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY
Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys
Yorkie: b*tch stfu
Masshole: fr
Papa: 😑
Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here
Maine: I would also like to know.
Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑
Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫
Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??
Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.
Georgia: Ughhhhh
Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up
Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄
Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.
Yorkie: B*tch.
Respect Your Elders: Infant.
Yorkie: Old man.
Respect Your Elders: Toddler.
Yorkie: Old hag.
Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!
Yorkie: Stfu <3
Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.
Mary: 🥲
Southie: Hey guys 👋
Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘
Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️
Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄
Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒
Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-
Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.
Masshole: ....Stfu <3
Joi-sey: 😌
Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-
Joi-sey: No ❤️
Masshole: Nah ❤️
Connie: *sigh*
Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺
Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.
Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy
Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.
Northie: 😳 you saw that
Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.
Masshole: Ok but FR THO
Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹
Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒
Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭
Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud
Yorkie: I'm fine <3
Masshole: Okay then...
Papa: Wtf was that...?
Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️
Yorkie: Stfu-
Georgia: He's blushing rn
Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️
Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...
~georgia sent a photo~
*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*
Papa: Pfft-
Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺
Joi-sey: How long have you been here
Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.
Joi-sey: Alright then...
The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?
Georgia: No he's asleep.
Masshole: Good. He needs it.
Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)
Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]
Rhodey: 😶
Masshole: Damn right.
Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️
Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️
Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲
The Shire: You and me both 🥲
Connie: I feel y'all :')
Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"
Connie: Idc 😑
Rhodey: Whatever
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(the next day)
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Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-
Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?
Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)
Masshole: Put it back where you found it.
Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺
Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒
Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-
Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.
Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.
Masshole: Point still stands.
Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲
Masshole: Atta boy <3
Yorkie: F*ck you <3
Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods
Connie: Probably 😑
Papa: Yea that's accurate
Everybody else (-NY): ^
Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️
Georgia: Even me darling 🥺
Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️
Papa: DAYUM-
The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭
Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️
Yorkie: ❤️
Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺
Joi-sey: Yup thought so.
Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals
Yorkie: But-
Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.
Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺
~Yorkie sent a picture~
*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*
Yorkie: 🥺
Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.
Yorkie: YESSSS :D
Masshole: 😒❤️
Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺
Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window
Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒
Masshole: ....
Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?
Papa: Hm?
Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?
Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.
Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺
Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that
Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭
Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3
Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?
Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.
Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭
Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-
Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-
Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-
Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔
Joi-sey: 😔
Papa, and Rhodey: 😔
Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥
Joi-sey: Probably just Del.
Mary: WHAT?!
Papa: Backread.
Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭
Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?
Mary:... Fair enough 😭
Georgia: Is he still alive??
Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍
Georgia: At least he's alive.
Masshole: Hey I'm back :)
Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?
Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺
Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3
Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺
Mary: Sorry Hun 😘
Masshole: 😔👍
Yorkie: 😎🕶️🤏🙂🤭
Masshole: 💥
Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨
Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttt og13#lmao this was fun to write
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I know you mostly do snakes but could you rate this tiktok? I know obviously the cat is definitely a big no, but what about UVB and heat? I just can't see those needs being met by free roaming around the house.
https://www.tiktok.com/@danimal.kingdom/video/7126372473150655790?_t=8UWtNXBWHCl&_r=1
Link for everyone!
Oooh, yeah, letting your bearded dragon free-roam full-time isn't a good idea. Absolutely unsafe for the animal. Don't get me wrong, it's fine to let your beardie roam around your house as long as you're keeping a close eye on them (and you're not letting any cats around), but doing it full-time means it'll be hard to provide appropriate heat and UVB.
It's also just unnecessarily dangerous - bearded dragons just love putting foreign objects in their mouths. I probably watch my own beardie when he's out closer than I would a toddler. They're also pretty dang clumsy sometimes, and it would be very easy for them to get hurt when you're not watching them.
Then there's the cat situation - I know I've said it before and I'll say it again, but cats and reptiles have no business interacting. Prey drive aside, even a cat's play behavior can seriously hurt a bearded dragon. Cats also have bacteria in their saliva that is incredibly toxic for reptiles. Things can easily turn very bad very quickly.
Just a bad idea all around.
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TH1RTE3N'S TR4V3L5: In The Shadow of the Dragon-God
BY NUMBER TH1RTE3N
I have been playing video games my whole life. Since I could pick up a controller with my grubby little toddler hands, the medium has never been far from my grasp. From my first adventures in gaming where I would watch my older cousin play the original Kingdom Hearts on the PlayStation 2, to getting my very own PS2 for my fourth birthday and playing Jurrasic Park: Operation Gensis well into my childhood nights (yes, I DID let my dinos run loose and eat my park-goers, thank you very much). In all my years of playing games across countless genres and developers, there have been few times in my life where playing a game has made me gasp, drop my jaw, make my breath catch in my chest, let a “wow” spill forth from my lips.
Climbing the western edge of the Gerudo Highlands for the first time in Breath of the Wild was one of those times for me. I was following my red pin towards a Sheikah Tower that I needed to unlock. Kind of. I was sort of aimless, wandering the rolling hills of Hyrule, doing that thing I do best when I play massive open-world games like BOTW. That thing being, wandering aimlessly towards the loose direction of my initial objective. I love to lose myself in games. To explore every corner of the map, to drink in the scenery, admire how the score compliments the situations I encounter, and I ESPECIALLY read every bit of lore I can find. Well, at least I try to (looking at you BioWare!) As games get bigger and more grand, and with the apparent renaissance of the open world genre across the industry, I am very grateful for lore journals and notebooks becoming a standard practice.
Wandering through the Great Hyrule Forest for the first time certainly made me say “wow”... sometimes out of frustration!
It was on one of these wanderings that I crested a hill in the Highlands, not even sprinting and using up my stamina, but more slowly and with care, in a strange pseudo-reverence to the talented artists and engineers that built the world that I was wandering in. I remember stepping over the hill with my game camera pointed to what was behind Link. I turned the camera to a gorgeous view of Lake Hylia at sunset. It was a stunning sight, one I decided I would stop and admire for a few seconds. Many real people with real lives and real love for the Legend of Zelda series spent many real hours of their lives on making sure that the wind blew through the grass on the Highlands at just the right speed, and that the crickets chirped at the right pitch and volume. Someone had to make sure the sunset was the right shade of orange, and I intended to be the one to make note of its hues.
I noticed something right then, out of the corner of my right eye. How long had it been there? My reaction was to turn my camera quickly. Was it an enemy that I hadn’t encountered? Some new form of Guardian? Heavens forbid… what if it was another keese swarm?! My eyes adjusted as the motion blur from the camera pan settled. What I saw wasn’t a new enemy; guardian, keese or otherwise. It was… wait… what is that? Is that a dragon? OH MY GOSH THAT’S A DRAGON!!! And a dragon it was. Snaking its way out from beneath Lake Hylia, was the yellow-green visage of Farosh.
My first experience with a Zelda game was in 2013, playing Wind Waker HD on the WiiU. The admittedly charming themed console was pre-loaded with a copy of Hyrule Historia, Nintendo’s attempt at weaving a cohesive narrative from the notoriously incohesive franchise. Like I said, I am nothing if not a lore nerd. At that point, I had been a bit-more-than-casual Zelda fan, and had taken some forays into the “Zelda timeline” YouTube holes, where I spent a bit (read: many dozens of hours) of time.
Seeing the Temple of Time in Ruins after fighting Ganondorf within its halls in Wind Waker HD was jarring to say the least.
It’s moments in games like these that I find myself reflecting on what gaming is to me as a medium. I could have experienced a serpentine dragon-god rising from a lakebottom in a fantasy novel, sure no problem. Heck, I probably have already, who knows these days with all these dragon shows and their houses and stuff! But it wasn’t in a novel. My meeting with Farosh wasn’t planned or scripted. Someone hadn’t written it, published the scene, edited that moment with flowery language until it fit their perspective of what the author thought a mighty creature being revealed might look like. It was my wanderings, a beautifully blank canvas left to uncover built with the love and attention of the people that made Breath of the Wild a reality, that allowed me to cross paths with the dragon. Watching Farosh ascend to light up the skies above Lake Hylia was something I will never forget. I will admit, when starting Tears of the Kingdom this past week, I was nervous that my breath would be measured, that my footfalls would be quicker, that I would press the sprint button more and the camera button less. Thankfully, I can say that is not the case, and I cannot wait to pick my jaw off of the floor once more.
Image Sources: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
#zelda breath of the wild#the legend of zelda#zelda tears of the kingdom#nintendo#gaming#game writing#video games#writers of tumblr#articles#article writing#creative writing#storytelling#gaming news#gaming article#gaming industry#gaming life#gaming world
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details about OCs for whichever OC you'd like to talk about!
🎮🩹💤🚫🐷😊
Answering for Eoland, Berrie, and Vice because I love my disaster children
🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc’s favorite hobbies?
Eoland's hobbies are stalking Barbara Allen, plotting against Barbara Allen, and making Barbara Allen's life hell because she can
Berrie's hobbies are chess, soccer, and drawing
Vice's hobbies are playing guitar, writing songs, and causing problems on purpose
🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?
Eoland has ADHD and autism
Berrie has ADHD, autism, and chronic illness
Vice has ADHD, autism, insomnia, RA, and needs glasses
💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?
Eoland is a very light sleeper, any small thing can wake her instantly
Berrie is a heavy sleeper (like many teenagers lol) he takes a while to quiet his brain enough to fall asleep but once she's out, she's OUT
Vice suffers from insomnia and unfortunately wakes up at the slightest noise so they're usually running on coffee and chaos
🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
Eoland smokes solely to be a bitch, it does absolutely nothing for her it's purely an aesthetic choice and an inconvenience to others lol she also drinks but as a social activity and again it doesn't do anything for her
Berrie is not old enough to drink or smoke though she has tried alcohol and learned it doesn't affect her lol
Vice doesn't smoke anything but she enjoys edibles every once in a while and drinks on occasion
🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc’s favorite animal?
Eoland isn't a fan of animals but if she had to choose she'd go with a cat since they can be left alone
Berrie loves dogs and cats and basically any fluffy critter lol you know that tiktok of the toddler who caught a squirrel? that's Berrie
Vice is a snake person they think they're the prettiest creatures on the planet
😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc’s career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?
Eoland's only goal is to destroy Barbara Allen's life (or marry her but we all know that won't happen)
Berrie's original goal was to double major in psychology and veterinary medicine when she went to university
Vice just wants to live a happy life with his boyfriend and would like for his band to take off at least a little bit
#practically-an-x-man#practically an x man#vexic answers#vexic ocs#vexic lives#eoland thawne#berrie thawne#my ocs#ask game
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Natsukashii {懐かしい}
Chapter 1
It was a nice summer day in the city of Townsville, as usual, the Gangreen gang were up to no good again, they were robbing a convenience store stealing some snacks and candy and such, “Alright boys, let’s amscray before those Powerpuke girls throw us in the slammer!”
The gang ran out off the store and scurried off, soon enough, Arturo thought something was off. “Hey, where are the Powerpuff girls? They’re usually here by now.” Arturo said.
“Arturo’ssss right, usually they come here so quick to stop us..” Snake said.
“Who knows, who cares?! We might even get away with this!” Ace Barked.
Just then, they felt a loud rumble, like an earthquake, but it wasn’t an earthquake, a giant fox robot thing was trying to attack the city, the Powerpuff girls were trying to stop it, of course it was nothing new to the gang, this kind of thing happens regularly.
“Tch, that old thing’s starting to get old, let’s go guys.”
They go on their way back to their lair at the dump, when they arrived, it took a while for Ace to open the door because of the old and rusty hinges on the doors, after they were inside Big Billy and Arturo plopped onto the sofa and played video games while eating the candy they have stolen, grubber dug into his bag of candy and ate the candy straight out of the wrappers and Ace and Snake sat down at the table and begun playing poker.
They put down their cards and Snake won. “Three of a kind!” Snake smiled.
Ace leaned back in his chair and sighed, “alright, I guess you won fair and square, your pretty good at this, how’d you learn?” He asked.
“I leaned how to play online, plusss I used to play ssssomething ssssimilar to it when I wasss a kid.” Snake replied.
“Man, I bet you used to be the greatest player in all of Townsville!” Ace exclaimed.
Snake looked away and rubbed his neck, “Actually.. I didn’t alwaysss live in Townsville, not even The United Ssstatesss.”
Ace raises his brow, “Really? Where are you from?” He asked.
“I was born in a city called Koriyama, it’sss in Japan.” Snake replied.
“Japan?” Ace said, “Wow, that’s pretty far away! How’d you get from Japan to here?”
A chill went up Snake’s spine at the memory of it. “I..I don’t want to talk about it.” Snake said.
Ace takes a sip of his soda, “oh, alright, so your folks are Japanese or somthin’?”
Snake shrugged “My mom isss, my dad is Ssscottish, but..he left sshortly after my sssister wasss born.”
“Oh, so your mixed?” Ace asked. Snake just nodded.
“That’s Cool,” Ace replied, “hate to hear that your dad left, did your mom raise ya by herself?”
Snake replied, “Yeah, at the time, ssshe had to raise me, my teen older brother, my toddler brother and my newborn sssister.”
“Damn, three siblings, that has to be a lot to deal with.” Ace said sipping his soda.
“It’sss four now, my big brother’sss off at university right now, the rest of my siblingsss live at home. Mostly because my little brother’sss 8 and my little sistersss are 3 years and 9 months old.” Snake answered.
Ace looked down at the table, “Uni, huh? You miss him?”
“Well yeah, sometimesss I do, but, we talk on the phone.” Snake said.
Ace leans in“Well, it’s great that you guys keep in touch, so, I’m genuinely curious, you didn’t want to talk about moving to Townsville cus of your dad? Or…?”
Snake slammed his hands onto the table as he stood up. “I said I didn’t want to talk about it!” He snapped.
Ace looked at Snake with surprise, usually when Snake starts speaking out of line, Ace would punch him up the nose, but this time seemed a bit more…personal.
Snake sat back down, “look..I-I’m sssorry. I just got a little mad.”
“No worries, probably shouldn’t have asked.” Ace shrugged.
A few minutes later Snake looked at the clock and it was time for him to go home.
“Oh, I gotta go home, I’ll see you guys later!” Snake said, getting up and heading for the door.
“Alright, see ya, bud!”
“Adios, Snake!”
“Haha bye bye, Snake!”
“Pffffbt
The others said their goodbyes as Snake went outside and headed home.
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I love the idea of Tim being slightly immature? Like he does stuff that makes him seem younger than his age? He’s cuddly, he sucks his thumb, he plays with toys for younger kids, he watches cartoons for younger kids, etc? And Bruce sees all this and it makes him so fucking hard, not like ‘I wish it was my cock rather than his thumb in his mouth’ kind of way, but a ‘oh god he’s like a toddler and I want to fuck him because if that’ kind of way?
Also Tim ‘nursing’ from Bruce’s tits? It’s a comfort thing, he’ll suck on a Bruce’s nip, under his shirt or T-shirt often times? Tim coming up and pawing at his chest, and Bruce casually unbuttoning his shirt or lifting his T-shirt without blinking, and running his hands through Tim’s hair while he sucks away and Bruce doesn’t stop whatever he’s doing either? Even when people are there, even at WE? No one dares say a thing about this 14 year old who mostly acts like a toddler? Also when they’re in private or at the manor (even with the rest of the fam there) he’ll often start jerking. Tim off too? Pull his lil cock out and casually stroke it and gently murmur praise and encourage Kent to Tim while he squirms and bites and mins into his chest?
!!!!!!!! timmy was a little slow on the developmental side of things. and he was an only child, likely had nannies rather than daycare! he wasn't socialized with other children until he entered the school system!! which means that a lot of tim's interests are still geared towards what he enjoyed as a toddler! his parents had visits that were pretty sparse, they mainly interacted through phone calls and the occasional video! which left his nannies to be the primary supervisors and caretakers in charge of his developmental milestones.
but if the nanny is just there for the paycheck and the kid cries when his binky is taken away- well then the obvious thing to do is to just let him keep it. same with the shows and the toys. then when tim starts school. the world is so much bigger and louder and faster than his room back home.
so he falls deeper into the comfort those items bring him.
then as robin, he's gotten better. he's more mature and he can handle the larger world. he even engages with it. but he still keeps his toys, fiddles with them and plays with them. when he just can't fall asleep he sucks on his thumb. he's grown too old for a pacifier. when tim wants to kickback and be a bit mindless for a little, he'll curl around a warm, fuzzy blanket and watch shows that are supposed to help with an infant's development by stimulating their language centers.
to tim it's a comforting show, even if tim isn't listening he likes all the bright colors and soft, repetitive music and the people smiling.
bruce will stroke his sides sometimes. while tim is staring and sucking on his thumb, bruce will come in and caress tim's hair and the soft slope of his thighs.
bruce likes touching him. he likes how lax tim's body is, he likes how he can do anything to him and tim will just squirm and coo mindlessly. tim can't find the energy to even lift his head, it's like his body just locks on him.
bruce likes that. his breathing will get heavier and he'll cover tim's curled up body and whisper things like 'my sweet baby boy'.
bruce's touches feel good. especially when they snake under tim's clothes and touch him where his underwear goes.
tim can't help the whimpering cries that leave him. he just shakes and trembles, sometimes even crying as bruce strokes him while kissing his cheeks and licking into his parted mouth.
when its done and tim is shaking, his little cock held tightly in bruce's fist, bruce will tug him closer.
he'll settle tim in his lap and kiss away his tears.
tim will sniffle and rub his face into the collar of bruce's shirt, nudging it until bruce lifts a hand and undoes the first few buttons to expose his large pecs and soft nipples.
tim likes to touch bruce too. he likes to latch on and suck like he does on his thumb. he swallows as much of bruce as he can, kissing his soft lips to the skin and moaning as he closes his eyes and goes slack.
sometimes tim falls asleep like that. curled up in daddy's lap and nursing.
nothing ever comes out but it's not about that. it's about tim being wrapped in warm armss, its about his forehead getting kissed and his mouth being filled by warm tender flesh.
it's about being treated delicately and softly just like when he was a kid.
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The Piggyback Thing
On a little lunch break between patrols, Spidey finds himself unaccountably jealous of... himself. Deadpool is Deadpool, as usual.
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Peter tries to slap Wade’s hand away before he snakes one of Peter’s egg rolls out of his styrofoam takeout box but is a little too late. He watches as Wade tips his head back and demolishes the roll in two massive bites, a smirk tightening his lips.
“I guess your spidey sense doesn’t extend to food.”
Peter scowls, knowing Wade can see it with his mask rolled up over his nose.
“God, it’s like eating with an animal.”
Wade smirks.
“You have your own food, leave mine alone.”
“Yeah,” Wade agrees as he digs into his noodles with some chopsticks, “but I felt like having something long and hard in my mouth and my food didn’t come with egg rolls.”
Wade’s smirk spreads wider as he catches Peter’s eye. The Deadpool mask is pulled all the way off giving Peter a clear few of the bald head, cracked, blistered, and scarred skin, and those milky white eyes that he thought were part of the mask for so long.
“Anyone ever tell you that you have the sense of humor of a middle-schooler?”
“So many people, Webs.”
They eat in silence for awhile, a state that is elusive at best when Peter is spending time with Wade but he can hear the other man chewing next to him and humming happily as he eats. Peter has to hide a smile behind his own bites of food. It really is like eating with a toddler. Or a poorly trained pet.
Wade kicks his legs and they swing away from the edge of the building drawing Peter’s attention back to the holes in the red leather. The color is darker around the flashes of Wade’s skin. Bullet wounds. Blood. Even though Peter can see that the injuries have already closed up, something twists inside him at the idea of Wade being hurt.
“Can you feel it?” Peter stuffs a bit of spicy fried chicken into his mouth as he nods his head toward Wade’s leg.
“Yeah,” Wade’s voice is uncharacteristically serious. “They made it so I could heal and they also made it so that I could feel it. Feel everything.”
Peter tries to imagine what it would feel like to live through some of the injuries he knows that Deadpool has had. Or to feel the wound healing itself, knitting back together faster than humans were meant to experience.
One glance at Wade tells Peter that he needs to change the subject. Wade is usually like solar radiation, sunny and a bit dangerous, and Peter doesn’t like seeing that light dimmed even when it threatens to burn him. He fishes into his suit and pulls out his phone, logging in before Wade can see the picture on his lock screen.
“Seen any good cat videos, lately?”
Peter waggles the phone in Wade’s direction happy to see the cloud over Wade’s head dissipate. He scoots closer on the ledge until their bodies touch from hip to knee and starts tapping at Peter’s phone.
“No, but I heard your boss had an embarrassing press conference and I’ve been dying to watch.”
Peter can feel heat sear up his neck and into his cheeks. Sometimes he’s not great at the PR stuff and the talking to reporters stuff and he chokes. Yesterday was one of those days. It definitely rivaled the ‘amasscot’ incident and the news has been shredding him up about it for the last 24 hours.
“I don’t think it was that embarrassing,” Peter mumbles.
“I heard he took a nose dive off the stage. Missed the stairs completely. The whole absent-minded professor thing.”
Wade must find what he’s looking for because a video expands over the entire phone screen and Peter can see himself standing behind a podium heavy with media mics answering questions about a rumored partnership with Stark Industries. He tries not to be critical of his baby face or the less than confident sound of his voice. It had been a surprise press conference and he didn’t have time to get briefed. He hates being put on the spot.
The Peter on the screen tugs at his tie, then his collar before giving a fake smile to the assembled reporters and thanking them for coming. On-screen Peter turns and strides confidently toward the edge of the stage before walking directly off of it. Wade was right; he missed the stairs.
Sometimes, when you’re in such a hurry to get away, you miss that the exit isn’t ideal.
Peter can’t keep the groan from escaping as he watches himself pitch off the edge of the impromptu stage. He couldn’t even catch himself because no human with a normal reaction time would have been able to. So embarrassing.
“Jesus,” Wade laughs. “Don’t tell anyone I said this, Spides, but your boss is kind of hot. I’m into this whole bumbling nerd vibe he’s got going on.”
“Wade…”
Deadpool’s head tilts slightly to get a better view of the video, where CEO Peter has popped back to his feet and is dusting off his jacket, and Peter can see Wade’s forehead scrunch out of the corner of his eyes.
“He really fills out that suit, too, doesn’t he? How does a lab jockey CEO get an ass like that?”
“Wade.”
“Have you two ever…” Wade does a gesture with chopsticks that Peter doesn’t completely understand but can tell is vulgar. “Because I would love to be a fly on the wall for that. Or, you know, a full participant. Whatever. I’m flexible.”
“Wade. Stop.”
“I don’t mean that literally, Webs. I’m not literally flexible. But mentally…? Morally? I’m like Gumby over here.”
Peter presses the button that makes the phone’s screen go dark and tucks it back into his suit.
“You’re reprehensible. That’s m— my boss.”
“Awwww. Jealous, Webs?”
Peter turns away, looking out over the buildings in front of them, and tries to parse through Wade’s question. Is he jealous? No. Surely not. This is just a reaction to having someone he kind of, almost considers a friend watching him do something wildly embarrassing.
Except he doesn’t know it’s me.
Peter can’t decide if that makes it better or worse.
Wade leans over and nudges Peter with his shoulder while shoving another bite of noodles into his mouth.
“Donf wrry. Ony spibs fur yo.”
“What?”
Wade swallows and Peter studiously ignores the movement of Wade’s throat as it happens.
“I said not to worry, Spidey Cakes. I’ve only got eyes for you.”
“Whatever.”
Peter sets his styrofoam container behind him and pulls his mask down to hide the blush currently trying to take over his face. It’s not like he wants Deadpool to only have eyes for him. It’s not like he cares what (or who) Deadpool does in his spare time.
He doesn’t.
Keep telling yourself that, Parker.
“Whatever,” he repeats, rolling off the ledge and pushing back to his feet. “Are you done? We have patrols to finish.”
“Do we get to do the piggyback thing?”
Peter glances over at Wade who’s staring up at him with an excited look on his face. Maybe it crosses Peter’s mind for a second to scoop Deadpool up like a puppy and cuddle him close. Or let him climb onto Peter’s back so he can feel the length of Wade against him.
No.
Stop it.
Be strong, Peter.
“Nah,” Peter replies. “You’ll have to run and jump.”
He sends out a length of webbing to a building across the way and leaps over the edge of the place they sat for lunch. But he still hears Wade behind him as he goes.
“Rude, Webs. I’m still not sorry for what I said about your boss’s ass, though. It’s fucking fantastic.”
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Wade watches Spidey swing away from him, a sight he gets more and more used to even as he hates it.
[Speaking of fucking fantastic asses…]
[I hate to see you go, Webs, but I love to watch you swing away.]
He climbs to his feet, testing his leg even though he knows that it’s had plenty of time to heal. He gathers the takeout trash into one of the plastic bags and drops it over the side of the building into the open dumpster along the back.
It takes a few mediocre stretches and some bouncing on his toes before Spidey swings back up to the building, landing gracefully as ever in front of Wade.
[Gotcha, baby boy.]
“Fine. I’ll give you a ride but keep your mouth shut.”
“You and I both know that isn’t going to happen, Websy.”
An irritated growl leaves Spidey and Wade’s dick perks up.
[Bad dick. If we’re going to get a ride you can’t be stabbing The Amazing Spider-man in the spine.]
Spidey turns his back to Wade, giving him another view of that fucking fantastic ass.
“Just get on.”
Wade uses his hands on Spidey’s shoulders as leverage to hop up and wrap his legs around the other man’s trim waist. He drapes his arms over Spider-man’s shoulder and hooks his chin to the side of Spidey’s head.
“Say what you want, Arachnophobia. I think you like my legs around your waist.”
Another irritated sound leaves Spidey and Wade can feel its vibration where his hands are against Spidey’s chest.
[Bad dick. Down boy.]
“There are so many things wrong with that sentence I don’t even know where to start.”
Before Wade can tell Spidey exactly where he should start, he’s jumping over the edge of the building and swinging them above the street.
“Hey, Webs, are you a member of the mile—”
“Shut up, Wade.”
Wade can’t keep the smile off his face.
[Damn. That growl is something.]
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sy's Fun Reflective Post On Idk 90s Toys And Shit Or Whatever
glass deco
the shit you'd draw on some plastic, peel off and then put on a window. fucking awesome. 90s kid version of forbidden edible tidepod or whatever. the minus is that it'd eventually dry up and fall off and be utterly useless. I Wish I Could Have It Forever
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2. the water ring things
especially if they had a little landscape like with idk dolphins and glitter. this shit was fucking lit. the gentle SWOOSH of the water and the rings going uppity and blah blah blah. awesome. fucking lit. a child's cocaine supply or something
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3. wooden snake
whirling this around and getting your fingers stuck in it and it hurt a little but then you do it again because it feels funny. and also shaking it for the wooden snake noise. this hsit is aweosme
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4. barbie/generic doll shoes
youtube
see video. seriously i don't even care about barbies i just wanted the shoes for that reason. (also reason i loved bugles besides eating them because they were like witch nails)
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5. mega bloks dragon
PEEL THE EGG PLACENTA OFF AND MAKE YOUR NEW DRAGON!!!!!!! POSE HIM!!! FLAP HIS WINGS!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME
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6. water dinosaurs
PUT AN EGG IN A GLASS OF WATER WAIT FOR 3 DAYS OR WHATEVER AND GET YOUR NEW STUPID WRINKLY SON THAT FEELS WET AND FUCKING WEIRD TO THE TOUCH! SO WEIRD THAT YOU DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES & THEN TEAR OFF ITS LIMBS AND DUMP IT IN THE TRASH! COOL AND UTTERLY AWFUL!
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7. the plastic puzzle shit that's really just a predecessor to lego
WHY WAS THIS ONLY FOR 4-6 YEAR OLDS. THIS SHIT WAS LIT. I MADE SO MANY TOWERS OF JUST CUBES IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
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8. rush hour
THE FEELING OF MOVING THE SILLAY LITTLE PLASTIC VEHICLES OVER THE BOARD AND GETTING IT OUT WAS SO AWESOME. YOU DON'T GET THIS ON A STUPID MOBILE APP WHATSOEVER.
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9. play sand
COLOURFUL. MIXING COLOURS. THE FEELING OF SAND BUT IT DOESN'T GET STUCK TO YOUR STUPID ASS FINGERS! AWESOME
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10. play dough
enjoying + hating the smell of these things at the same time. KNEADING FUN. MIXING COLOURS FUN BUT THEN IT RESULTS INTO POOP BROWN AND TODDLER-YOU IS KIND OF UPSET AS TO WHY IT'S POOP NOW
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11. predecessor to tennis idk
the colours were nice. other than that these things kinda fucking sucked ass
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12. marbles but they have a playground
fuck playing marbles with other kids during lunch like you're playing fucking billiards. THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT. ROLLERCOASTER FUN PLAYGROUND PARK ETC. FOR MARBLES. FUCKING AWESOME. FUCKING LIT. I LOVE THIS
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13. the sketch thing
everything you draw on it looks horrible and if you draw enough there'll always be remnants of pen strokes. but it was cool.
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14. stinky rubber bouncy balls
you bounce them around you accidentally hit your head with it and then you also scratch or possibly chew off parts of it because. i don't know. candy ball.
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15. apparently called rubber poppers
annoying ass cunts
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16. squishy water anything
bonus points if it has animals or wiggly things or whatever in it. awesome. fucking lit.
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17. groan tube
also known as the kid's equivalent of an evil trumpet light saber weapon. why is it called a groan tube. that's the stupidest name i've ever heard of. anyway these things were awesome
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18. those rubber things that you make things with
why is it called scoubidou and why did everyone make helicopters
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19. the empty doll books that you could draw clothes on
very cool very swag. i sucked at it tho
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20. apparently they're called jelly sandals???
utterly fucking AWFUL. a tool to not slip in swimming pools or just general shoe usage. DISGUSTING. poking in your skin 24/7. disgusting. awful texture. hate these.
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21. anything webkinz but it's not webkinz
plush... online pet...... the best fucking wombo combo shit you could ever have as a kid. fucking awesome. and then all those virtual pet sites had to go die off or whatever and i'm still incredibly salty about that as an adult. look at that lamb..... my pathetic wet sad summer child i had when i was idk 7
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22. magnetix
fucking killer things these. unless you drop a stick and it's lost forever and then it's Good Bye My Friend
alright i'm done my brain has lost thinking capacity on this topic goodbye
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Lego marvel avengers blitzwinger
Please ignore the salty review of that number 5 rating, he clearly only plays PS4 versions. I definitely recommend getting it if you love these lego games and want a real lego game on the go. This Lego version is one of the most closest it has been to its console counterpart ever. In March, three sets were released based on the Marvel Studios film Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2. In 2017, one set based on the All New All Different Marvel was released while two sets based on the Avengers Assemble were released. Then it would be even a more truer version of a lego handheld game. LEGO Marvel's Avengers was also released on January 26, 2016. Play as the most powerful Super Heroes in their. DLC is only for the console versions (The season pass is only 10 bucks, not even that expensive). LEGO Marvel's Avengers features characters and storylines from Marvel’s The Avengers, the sequel Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron, and more. All we need now is for them to acualy add DLC to the handheld versions. However they are acualy being nice this time and are adding 15 exclusives levels not available even on the PS4 just for the vita! that's awesome. This all-new sequel features a completely original branching storyline, inspired by a diverse roster of comics from the Marvel Universe. LEGO DUPLO Super Heroes Lab 10921 Marvel Avengers Superheroes Construction Toy and Educational Playset for Toddlers, New 2020 (30 Pieces) 4.8 out of 5 stars 2,857 23.99 23.
Director: Jon Burton Stars: Tom Kane, Sally Clawson, Dan Donovan, John Armstrong. TBA Hub Areas: New York City Asgard The X-Mansion Wakanda Blue Area of the Moon West. Fans can build, battle and brawl from Indys entanglements with snakes to his dashing boulder run. LEGO Marvel Superheroes 3: Invasion is a Video Game released in 2020.
LEGO, the LEGO logo, the Minifigure, DUPLO, LEGENDS OF CHIMA, NINJAGO, BIONICLE, MINDSTORMS and MIXELS are trademarks and copyrights of the LEGO Group. Must be 18 years or older to purchase online. The Levels are ok, but obviously the level design on the PS4 is much better as these levels feel a bit shorter? they always do on the handheld versions. LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2 is an all-new, original epic adventure that brings together iconic Marvel Super Heroes and Super Villains from different eras and realities. Jones escapades through the jungles of South America to the mountaintops of India. LEGO System A/S, DK-7190 Billund, Denmark. The Audio in this game is ripped straight out from the movies really. Lego game play consists of the same thing though, build this, collect that, solve this, etc. For one its open world!!! And its a legit open world! not a small one either! Draw distance is a little poor but it had to be like that for the open world to fit. For one its open world!!! And its a legit open world! not a small one either! Draw This is one of the best handheld vita games to date. This is one of the best handheld vita games to date.
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