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!!Gang bang!! Meet the gang of punk predators!
A'gena - scarlet leader of this trinity. A cunning, selective and insidious lady. Badass bitch in its purest form💅
Varak - slimy swamp snake and a brilliant tactician. Has the largest aikyuu of the trio🐍
Gov'ther - purple brute and a fearsome giant. The main bouncer of the trinity 💪
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Want to know more about the yautja’s complicated language? Why not check out one of these pages below—my compiled list of pages on the yautja language, from translating their written language to naming.
AvPBlood’s Yautja Dictionary
Yautja Encyclopedia - Language
Annex - Yautja Languge
The AvP Guild’s Yautja Dictionary
@justbeforethedarkness’s Non-Canon Glossary
Xenopedia - Yautja Language
AVP Central’s Yautja Language Translator
Fallens_Lover94 - Yautja Language
possumpie1 - Yautja Language
AVP Amino - Yautja Language By Mama Dotty
AvP Universe - Yautja Vocabulary
PREDATOR Language By elijarman
Anglefire’s Yautja Language
Yautja Language Word Translation - aliensvspredator.board
Yautja Dictionary By @furalicious66
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This looked like fun! Honestly as far as "me" aesthetics go, pretty on point. Pinterest knows me well.
Continuing the "anyone who sees this and wants to play" tag!
Pin Tag Game
Rules: Go to Pinterest and search: "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", "aesthetic". Choose and post the first.picture in each category that appears and fits your vibe.
Tagged by the lovely @venus-haze. Thank you Battie! 🦇🖤
Tagging: anyone who sees this and wants to do it! <3
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3
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If your yautja mate isn't tossing you around like a sack of potatoes, is it really love?
Yautja with a thicc s/o?
Pyode amedha = Soft meat
Jehdin = Spar
Yautja with a thicc S/O headcanons
There are many types of thick, chunky thick, curvy thick, muscle thick, etc. Regardless, your yautja still sees you as pyode amedha, soft and squishy. It’s rather cute, in its own odd human way.
The majority of yautja also tend to love bigger and thicker partners. There’s a lot to grab and claw at, and it’s just overall culturally attractive.
Personal little headcanon, but I like to believe that yautja tend to nip at their partners. Playfully, sexually, and in your case (as a human), out of curiosity. Your thicker size gives them just a little more wiggle room to comfortably do that. You may find yourself just chilling and doing your own thing, only to be growled and nipped at by your yautja mate who just wants your attention.
They’ll want to run their clawed hands up and down your body, all the while purring and with the occasional slow blinking. I feel like worshiping your partner’s body, strength, etc. is a big thing in their society when it comes down to mating and finding mates. And no, human mates are not exempt from this!
They will want to wrestle with you. Obviously human strength and bodies vary, but some thicker and large humans may be better candidates for some good old jehdin. You may be able to stand your ground against a yautja just a little bit better, which is… rather enticing to your yautja partner or suitor. 🤭
You may mention your past human mates, only to garner laughter from your current yautja mate. What do you mean they couldn’t pick you up? Pathetic! Watch them do it with ease, flexing with you on their shoulders. They’re stronger and better, far more worthy to carry the title of your mate.
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Lou-dte kalei (child maker) is a derogatory term towards yautja women 😭
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You can't tell me this ain't canon
Vincent: how's married life?
Y/N: it's good, but bo got really drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Vincent: WHAT?
Y/N: he said 'good luck trying to return me without a receipt!'
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Happy Asexual Awareness Day everyone!
For those who don't know, I fall under the ace spectrum so that's part of the reason I'm acknowledging it. But also because asexuality doesn't get a whole lot of recognition to begin with
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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood
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I got memory issues so if I wait long enough I can go back and enjoy my own writing and by God sometimes I'm the funniest bitch this side of the Mississippi
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Finally. Some good fucking atlatl representation in film.
Ps these things are so hard to learn but in the hands of a master are incredibly accurate and deadly. Don't underestimate stone age technology.
By the way... I've seen people claim that Ronal is shooting Neytiri's arrows in atwow... Setting the record straight : no she isn't. They all use what humans call a Spear-thrower, or atlatl.
It's very clever stone age tech, that lets you propel a small spear or very long, heavy arrow, with greater momentum and force. It's just like a lever/extending your arm. Jondalar creates and popularizes it in Children of the Earth, by Jean M. Auel.
They are Metkayina in origine and have nothing to do with Neytiri.
#im nerding out cuz i love this so much#i need to practice with mine more i couldnt hit the side of a barn
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