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hannahhook7744 · 14 hours

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Do you ever just think about how awful it is to be a demigod before you know about it?

I've been thinking about it a lot lately. How much demigod kids and teenagers don't fit in with mortal society. Their mortal parents don't know what to do with them, even if they do care for them immensely. They are labeled as troublemakers, as bad kids, as mentally ill, as freaks and monsters who see things they shouldn't see and have an aversion to authority that they shouldn't have and a strong sense of justice and an inability to sit still, read, play, act, feel normally. Percy got in trouble for getting into fights, for speaking impulsively, he was mocked and spoken down to and expelled from lots of schools who couldn't handle him and he didn't know why until he was twelve years old. Sally wasn't able to tell him why.

Annabeth was the product of her father's relationship with a goddess, and he loved her for a while, but she wasn't a normal kid. When he fell in love with a mortal and Annabeth didn't get along with her or her kids, he chose the mortal side. How could he understand Annabeth's side? She was just a badly behaved kid, while his new wife and children were the normal good ones.

Jason always knew he was a demigod, he was accepted and praised and tons of expectations were placed on him from a frighteningly young age. Part of the reason the others resent him and see him as a sort of golden child is because he was placed on a pedestal and he will never, ever know what it was like for all of his friends to be looked down on as children, to be scolded for things they didn't understand and told that the things they saw and experienced constantly were not real.

Piper was always loved by her father but I think he loved the idea of her, he loved that she reminded him of the beautiful woman he met years ago. He was always kind to her and usually gave her things she wanted, but he couldn't always spend time with her as his job got busier. Piper sensed that her father's attention was occupied by something else, and as he got busier, she felt less supported and stole things and got in fights and her dad didn't know what to do with her after the BMW so she was sent to a troubled teen program where she was bullied for her disabilities and her race.

Leo feared his power because it killed the person he loved the most, and after that, everything in his life was hell. He didn't feel safe anywhere, he didn't have anyone he could trust, and adults saw him as a troublemaker who would never amount to anything.

The books don't emphasize these things as much with any of the other demigods, or maybe Annabeth, Percy, Piper, and Leo are the best examples we have. I just. They're so tragic. They're all my children all of them. I love them and I feel so sad for them

#heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo hoo #hoo #heroes of olympus headcanon #character analysis #unfiltered thoughts #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #jason grace #my CHILDREN

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hannahhook7744 · 15 hours

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And Kiran is incapable of not using nicknames in his contacts.

Aris Phone Contacts.

I'll make some for the others later.

Lol, this is so great! Girlfriend Stealers 1 and 2 are sending me

#once upon a time oc #once upon a time au #rwylm story

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hannahhook7744 · 16 hours

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Lol they're so petty.

Any Lampwick and Badun cousin incorrect quotes?

Need some inspo.

Here's some inspo so you have an idea as to how Jace and Harry are:

https://www.tumblr.com/hannahhook7744/748551051143168000?source=share

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Lampwick: I will find us a covered wagon and horses. Lampwick: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. Jace Badun: Oh, please. We're not children. *Lampwick leaves* Jace Badun, casually: ...Eat s--- and die. Harry Badun , also casually: Yes, f--- you.

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Jace Badun: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Lampwick: Actually, Harry Badun is my favourite. Jace Badun: Okay then, it is I, that b----.

Lampwick: I'm Kidding! I Have no Favorites.. I LOVE All My Family members ! ....

Lampwick: I dare you- Jace Badun: Harry Badun is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Lampwick: Why not? Harry Badun : "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. ....

Jace Badun: How do you do that? Lampwick: I'm fearless. Harry Badun : I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Lampwick: I'm mostly fearless. ... Lampwick: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID. Jace Badun: *Incoherent mumbling* Lampwick: Huh? Harry Badun : …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

.... Harry Badun : Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with. Lampwick, referring to themself and Jace Badun: Even us? Harry Badun : Especially you guys. Jace Badun: Lampwick: Jace Badun: Petition to kick Harry Badun out so they stop insulting us. Lampwick: Seconded.

#disney descendants #descendants #harry badun #jace badun #lampwick

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hannahhook7744 · 17 hours

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( On The Dr. Jiminy Cricket show )

Lampwick : Don't worry Random Stranger , You're Gonna Be a Great dad ! All Ya Gotta do … is give up yer social life !

8 year old Tulip : I'm a Handful !

Jiminy Cricket : SECURITY !

This is why Jiminy doesn't invite Lampwick to his talk show anymore, smh. XD

#dr. jiminy #descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #etc

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hannahhook7744 · 17 hours

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So...

Did we ever find out who played the other pirates in Uma's crew?

Like. Obviously we know her, Gil, and Harry's actors.

But do we know anyone else for sure?

(Asking cause I found out from someone else who played Elle, Eric and Ariel's daughter in descendants and figure asking may be helpful).

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #ouat #once upon a time #etc

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hannahhook7744 · 18 hours

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Disney Descendants : Info on Carina Potts , Daughter of Mrs. Potts

She's like A Very Famous party planner and Jane Fairygodmother had an internship with her Also she wasn't very nice to Jane during that internship

one of the parties they planned was for John Darling's son. It was his 7th Birthday !

info Taken From The book "Carlos's Scavenger Hunt "

#disney descendants #descendants #school of sec #jane #jane descendants #carina potts #thx for the info

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hannahhook7744 · 18 hours

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Imagine a timeline where Tim has just had a fight with Bruce over his safety and gets benched.

He's still pissed so he decides to do some detective work on his own without Bruce knowing. He finds out that Jason's grave has been disturbed and doesn't want to tell Bruce because;

A) Bruce is in a really fragile state as is due to Jason's death and he doesn't want to worsen the situation.

B) he doesn't think Bruce is going to be able to see this through without letting his emotions in the way, so he decides to investigate on his own.

He's benched for a few months so he has plenty of time to prepare, keep his head down around B and say that he's focusing on school to get him, Alfred, Barbara and Dick off his back.

He gets a lead to the League of Assassins and the next thing you know, he has a missing spleen, and has somehow acquired three siblings.

Jason who was somehow back from the dead, Cass who was training in the league under her father and decides to help Tim because he's honest, and Damian who is three but is already being trained to kill.

I think I might write this as a fic later, lmao.

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hannahhook7744 · 18 hours

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A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

#jason todd #batfam #comic #dc universe #dick grayson #bruce wayne #justice league #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #dcu #dc #dc comics #fanfiction idea

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hannahhook7744 · 24 hours

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Badun Detective Agency Incorrect Quotes (Part 2);

Trigger warnings; Injuries, slight ableism, insults, etc.

Let me know if I should add to the trigger warnings.

Samantha is @casinotrio1965 's oc.

Previous parts: Part 1.

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Jace: Hey guys, I'm reorganizing my bookshelf. How do you guys usually do it?

Hermie: By color.

Harry: By size.

Reza, offended: You're supposed to do it aphabetically, you absolute heathens.

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Hadie: Eddie.. Eddie.EDDIE. How do you feel?

Eddie: Like I just got hit by a truck.

Reza: That's because you did, you absolute idiot.

Yzla: REZA!

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Harry: Okay I know I said I wouldn't judge but Danny Darling? Seriously? You could do so much better—

Hadie:

Jace: HARRY!

Harry: What? What I say?

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Harry: What's something you guys are better at than Reza?

Hermie: Monster Madness.

Eddie: Yeah, video games.

Yzla: Emotional vulnerability.

Hadie *without a second thought* Remembering things.

Jace: HAYDEN!

Hadie *confused* What?

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Eddie *pointing at Hadie* That is a morally gray child at best.

Hadie: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm an angel.

Eddie: You are the child of Hades and the brother of Mal. I do not believe that for a second.

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Random Ak: Aren't you embarrassed about dating Jace Badun?

Elle: Honestly I'm more embarrassed about being indirectly related to Harry.

Random Ak: Why—

Harry *walks in covered in pen ink and chicken feathers, not even acknowledging them*

Elle: See.

Jace *chokes on his drink from the corner of the room*

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Jace *dividing all the OG B.D.A members up into pairs for an investigation* Harry, you're with Yzla. Reza, you're with Hermie. And Mystery is with me. Eddie you good to be alone?

Eddie: Yup.

Reza: Oh, come on. Why does Edmund get to go solo?

Jace: Eddie gets to go solo because he doesn't have a kill count or a track record of endangering himself for no reason.

Reza: That is factually incorrect!

Eddie *whispering when Jace's back is turned* It doesn't count if he doesn't find the bodies or medical records.

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Harry: I'm not creepy.

Harry: I'm petty.

Harry: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Jace: How much did you spend on this date?

Elle: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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~~~Bonus: The Protégés~~~

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Lada, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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*Danny is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Danny, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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Hadie: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Danny: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Hadie: I don't know, surprise me!

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Deja: My hands are cold.

Glauco: Here, let me hold them.

Deja: My lips are cold too.

Glauco *covers Deja's mouth with his hand*

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Lazarus: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Everlee: Oh. We're going out?

Lazarus: What—

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Samantha, at 18: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Panos, also 18: Marry me.

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Paro: We’re getting married, bitches!

Zuri: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Lada: I owe you one.

Avalon: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Lada: Are you flirting with me?

Avalon: Is that not obvious?

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*Miriam is crying after a breakup*

Khalil : There there, Miriam .

Miriam , still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Khalil : Great question—

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Panos: I just had a long talk with Paro and Samantha about hitting and now they are yelling 'it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence' before hitting each other.

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Samantha : Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

Avalon: No, eight glasses!

Panos: I heard ten.

Paro: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

Zuri: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Samantha : What did you learn?

Zuri: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

Avalon: I’ll get some water.

Zuri: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Lada : Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

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Inspirations: 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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hannahhook7744 · 1 day

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Badun Detective Agency Incorrect Quotes (Part 1);

Trigger warnings; death threats, faking a disability, swearing, crime, etc. Let me know if I should add to the trigger warnings.

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Hermie: Eddie, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late!

Eddie *wishing he hadn't gone fishing with Hermie* I know, I know I'm trying!

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Harry: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Jace: Go the fuck to sleep Harry

Harry: Rude!

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Yzla: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Eddie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Jace: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Reza: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Harry: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Hermie: I have emotional scars.

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Jace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A SPLEEN?

Harry: Oh, I thought I told you about that.

Eddie *sipping on a slurpee* no, no. You told me about that after I told you about my kidney.

Jace: YOU'RE MISSING A KIDNEY?!

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Jace, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette

Yzla: But Jace, we don't smoke.

Jace: Cut the crap, Yzla. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jace *points at Eddie* One! *points at Harry* Two! *points at Reza* Three! *points at Hermie* Four! *points at Yzla* Five!

Jace: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Harry *puts a cigarette in Jace's hand*

Jace: Thank you....Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Hermie: I’m in love with you.

Eddie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Hermie: I know.

Eddie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Reza: Did it hurt when you fell-

Yzla: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt—

Reza: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Yzla:

Reza: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Eddie: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Hermie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Eddie:

Eddie: You mean ring bearER, right?

Hermie:

Eddie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Yzla: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate—like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Reza: This is a lie.

Reza: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Reza: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Yzla: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Reza: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Yzla: Stop.

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~~~Bonus: The Protégés~~~

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Hadie *sighing* a fate worse than death.

Yzla *embarrassed and annoyed* They're burnt cupcakes! They aren't gonna kill you!

Hadie: that's what they all say.

Yzla: Who's they?!

Hadie *shrugs* They.

Yzla *turning purple with frustration as she throws her hands up* That explains nothing!

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Jace: WHY IS THERE A MAGIC PORTAL IN THE TOILET?!

Hadie and Edith: I DIDN’T DO IT!

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Red to Danny and Glauco: If we get caught.. You're deaf, he’s blind, and I don’t speak English. Got it?

Danny: Alright. Sounds good to me.

Glauco: How am I supposed to fake being blind?

Red: I don’t know! Do I have to figure everything out myself?

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Hadie: OW! BAD MYSTERY, BAD! MY FINGER IS NOT A CHEW TOY!

Mystery *still biting his finger*

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Hadie, in the underworld with his crush: Would anyone like some refreshments? I have pomegranates!

Danny: Oooo, don’t mind if I do—

Chloe *Quickly smacks Danny’s hand before he can grab one* NO NO NO! NO POMEGRANATES!

Danny: ow! What is up with you?

Chloe *exasperated* Just do not eat anything given to you down here. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

Hadie *pouts* It wasn’t even grown down here.

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Maddox, seeing a banana sitting in a car seat: What the FUCK??!

Maddox, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Edith:

Maddox:

Edith: This is exactly why I have no interest in dating.

Maddox: Do you wanna get an A in Family Studies or not?

Edith: To be perfectly honest, I think this is stupid. How is taking care of a stupid banana with googly eyes glued on supposed to prepare us for parenthood? I don’t even want kids! We’re still kids!

Maddox *gasps dramatically and covers the Banana’s nonexistent ears* Don’t talk about Hattie like that!

Edith: You name—WE ARE NOT NAMING IT THAT!

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Deja to Maddox: Why? Why do you do this! *gestures to the stolen antique photos covering Maddox’s side room*

Maddox: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

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Lada, playing McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Zuri: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Lada: Spear.

Zuri: BLOCKED.

Lada: You can’t block me! We’re in real life!

Zuri *growls* Watch me! *slams door in her face*

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Paro: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Panos:

Paro:

Panos: ...Please, go back to bed.

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Khalil: Hey, let’s mess with Miriam, guys!

Avalon: Hey,Miriam, your momma so fat-

Miriam: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Everlee: Well, uh- your dad-

Miriam: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Avalon: The fuck-

Lazarus: Well then...

Khalil: Stop, Lazarus!

Lazarus: Your grandparents so-

Miriam: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Miriam: You cannot best me, mortals.

Lazarus: Your brother so—

Everyone else: LAZARUS!

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Avalon: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Khalil: Please, just say fuck.

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Lazarus *out cold on the ground*

Everlee: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!

Miriam, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Lazarus’s face*

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~~~Bonus: Elle (Jace's civilian partner)~~~

Jace: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Elle: AS ENEMIES?!

Jace:

Jace: No.

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Jace, sweating: Elle, there’s something I need to ask you-

Elle: Finally! You’re proposing!

Jace: How’d you know?

Elle: Jace, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Elle: I even picked it up once.

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So today I got a rather unkind comment on AO3 (one could call it hate), but I believe it to be a bot for several reasons:

Guest account, but username attached

Said username exists but person is unlikely to be reading Tolkien fic (according to their Tumblr and AO3, they are in other fandoms)

Two grammatically correct sentences

Super generic text that could apply to any fic:

"I've seen better fanfiction written by a toddler. Get it together!"

I'm curious, did anyone else get comments like this? Let me know.

And to those who have gotten rude comments and are now worried/upset: Maybe it was just a bot too. Either way: You're awesome for putting your writing out there for others to enjoy and you don't deserve to get rude comments for it. If you want feel free to message me to compare cases and discuss details :)

#fuck bots man

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Guess Who's BACK?:

Auradon's Hottest Reality Show—Dr. Jiminy!

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Summary: In which Jiminy Cricket has a show like Dr Phil that also does paternity testing. Trigger Warnings: Implied Child Neglect/Abuse, Implied abuse of power, baby mama drama, implied cheating, etc. LMK if I should add more to the list.

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Dr Jiminy: Now Gaston, is it true that you refuse to claim little Gemma here as your own?

*a video of Gemma pops up on screen*

Gaston: Yes, because she's not mine!

Crowd *boos and starts throwing stuff*

Crowd member 1: YOU SUCK!

Crowd member 2: YOU STINK!

Enchantress, Jumping up: THAT'S A LIE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! SHE HAS YOUR FACE! YOUR EYES!

Dr Jiminy: Ma'am calm down. Now, Gaston, why do you think Gemma isn't yours?

Gaston: cause no girl could be a child of Gastons! It's impossible! My family can only create boys!

*booing gets louder, gagging can be heard. Steam is coming off of the Enchantress*

Dr Jiminy in disbelief, waves a paper in the air: Well, this DNA test will prove whether or not that's correct. Drum roll please!

*drum roll starts*

3...

2...

1..

Dr Jiminy: Gaston..

*Gaston, arms crossed, looking smug*

Dr Jiminy: You ARE the father!

Crowd *starts screaming*

Gaston *jumps up* LIES! This is RIGGED!

Dr Jiminy: Now, Gaston, I understand that you're upset but--

Gaston *starts throwing chairs and destroying furniture *

Gaston Jr, backstage *Covers Gemma’s ears* So, who’s gonna tell him that the Enchantress’s little boy ain’t his?

Gaston Third *glares* No one.

Gaston Jr *rolls eyes* I was just kidding, sheesh.

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Dr Jiminy : Queen Leah, is it true that upon seeing your 18 year old granddaughter's ex purpose to his new girlfriend, you said and I quote "A lifetime of plans. Gone. Our family status gone. Audrey, you were supposed to be his queen, and you let him slip through your fingers. Your mother could hold on to a prince in her sleep."

Crowd *gasps*

Queen Leah: yes but—

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person in the crowd: YOU STINK!

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Dr Jiminy : Is it true that you gave your daughters the Cinderella treatment--

Drizella *stands up and starts yelling* No, That would be my bitch of a mother and MY children wouldn’t have had to work their childhood away if WE HADN’T BEEN SENT TO THE ISLE!

Dr Jiminy: Ma'am, calm dow-

Drizella *being held back by her husband, Hans* I AM CALM!

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Dr Jiminy: Hello, all my crickets. Today we have two very special guests. Mulan..... and SHANG!

*Mulan and Shang enter from behind the curtains and take a seat on the couch*

Dr Jiminy *shakes their hands* How ya doing Shang? Mulan. Lovely to see you again. Now it's come to my understanding that you want to do a DNA test on your youngest, Lonnie?

Shang: That's right.

Mulan *nods*

Dr Jiminy: May I ask why that is? You both seem rather calm about this considering most people only come for DNA tests when the topic of cheating is involved.

Mulan: Oh no, we're not here because he thinks I cheated.

Shang: Which, for the record, I don't believe.

Dr Jiminy: oh?

Mulan: Yeah, we're actually here because we want to shut down the rumors and weirdness around people not believing that Shang is Lonnie's father.

Dr Jiminy: O-oh. *mutters* Well, that's a new one. *speaks up* Well, I have the results right here in this envelope. Are you ready?

Shang *grumbles* as ready as I'll ever be.

Mulan: More ready than I have ever been for anything else in my entire life.

*picture of Lonnie in her pjs in the kitchen, smiling pops up*

Dr Jiminy *opens the envelope * In the case of 16 year old, Li Lan-Lei (Lonnie), Shang.... you.. ARE THE FATHER!

Shang: I KNEW IT!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

Mulan: WE TOLD YOU SO!

Crowd *looks sheepish*

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Dr. Jiminy: So, Mulan. Shang.

Mulan and Shang *exchange a tired look*

Dr. Jiminy *Doesn't notice and continues* We are here today so you can answer a very important question.

Shang *Impatient* Which is?

Dr. Jiminy: Why exactly did you name your kids Li Shang Jr and Lonnie instead of some more culturally appropriate names?

Mulan *side eyeing them* We did.

Dr. Jiminy *taken aback* What?

Shang *irritated* my wife said we did. Which you would know if anyone used their proper names.

Dr. Jiminy: What do you mean by that?

Mulan *also now irritated* Our children are named Shaiming and Lan-Lei. Not Li Shang Jr or Lonnie. That's just what their classmates and teachers call them.

Dr. Jiminy: Oh..

Shang *getting up* We're leaving now.

Dr. Jiminy: Wait. What—don't go—

Shang and Mulan *leave anyway*

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Dr. Jiminy: Is it true that you and Yao's daughter, Yi-Min, was actually born out of an affair?

Princess Mei *starts crying due to personal reasons*

Crowd: ooo-

Yao *takes off his shoe and lungs at Jiminy Cricket* why you no good son of- *the shoe flies out of his hand, hitting the camera and causing it to turn off*

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Dr Jiminy: Lady Tremaine, is it true that when you found out your grandson, Anthony, was dating Harriet, you called him a moron and her a hussy?

Lady Tremaine: It is and I would do it AGAIN!

*crowd gasps*

Harriet* runs out from behind stage* SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU BITCH!

Dr Jiminy: Uh oh. SECURITY!

Harriet *lunges*

Anthony *back stage, mortified and covering Dizzy's eyes* Note to self, never invite grandmother to Holiday gatherings.

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Dr Jiminy: Now, Queen Aurora. King Philip. What do you have to say against the accusations that have been leveled against you by your daughter?

Philip, defensive: Okay, so we weren't the most attentive parents but we aren't neglective!

Aurora, quiet: Neglective is a rather strong word for it.

Dr Jiminy: Then what would you call *checks notes* only seeing your daughter during holidays and big royal events?

Philip *dryly* Being a busy royal.

Crowd *starts booing*

Philip *stands up* WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT!

Aurora: She was with family!

Dr Jiminy *looking disappointed* that doesn't make you any less neglective for not playing a bigger part in her life. She's your only child.

Crowd *booing louder and start throwing things*

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Dr Jiminy: Mr Clayton. Is it true that you shot at your son six times last month?

William Clayton: He's being a baby! It was only 3!I wouldn't waste that much amo on him in a month.

Clay *yelling from behind stage* You shot at me six times in one day once!

William: BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING! EVEN YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS AREN'T THAT ANNOYING!

William's sister, Lady Waltham, busts out from behind the curtains: YOU WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!

William: oh shit *bolts*

Lady Waltham *chases him* GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!

Dr Jiminy: Oh dear.

Cash Clayton, 10: Should we stop her? Could we even stop her?

Clay, 18: GO AUNT MANDY! GO! KICK HIS ASS!

Wilson 'Will' Clayton, 12: I'll take that as a no...

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Narrator: Next time on Dr. Jimny, we will be finding out whether the rumors about Pinocchio and Alice's children are true—

*Photo of 13 year old Ally and 12 year old Pin flashes on screen*

—Whether or not Romeo 'Lampwick' Rossi, husband of Chief Tiger Lily, can be jealous and controlling—

*Audio-less video of Lampwick punching a guy flashes on screen*

—and whether or Queen Eilonwy Bluefairy of Llyr is cheating on her husband, Alexander Bluefairy, with Coach Reese Jenkins and her royal guard, Taran.

*Three separate photos of Queen Eilonwy with each of the aforementioned men flash on screen*

But until next time, this has been, Dr. Jiminy!

*Music starts playing* Guess who's back, guess who's back, Jiminy's back! Hey! *screen goes black*

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #pinocchio #Dr. Jiminy

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hannahhook7744 · 2 days

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Worries Can Wait.

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Summary: How Alice Liddell first became a mother. Trigger warnings: child abandonment, technical kidnapping, lying, swearing, etc. Hazel and Artie are from The Sword in the Stone. Taran and Eilonwy are from The Black Cauldron. Marie, Calla, Aquarianne, and Cavin are from Adventures of the Gummi Bears. Alexander, Pinocchio, and Lampwick are from Pinocchio. Reese Jenkins is from Disney Descendants. Alice Liddell is from Alice in Wonderland. Tiger Lily is from Peter Pan. Smitty is from Dumbo.

Made for @casinotrio1965 .

A glance was exchanged between Pinocchio and Lampwick.

Then Lampwick and Alexander.

Then Alexander and Taran.

Then Taran and Hazel.

Then Hazel and Artie.

Then Artie and Smitty.

Then Smitty and Marie.

Then Marie and Calla.

Then Calla and Aquarianne.

Then Aquarianne and Cavin.

Then Calvin and Reese Jenkins.

Then Reese Jenkins and Eilonwy.

And then, finally, a look was exchanged between Eilonwy and Tiger Lily until finally, the Neverlandian warily spoke up—realizing that no one else was willing to do it. “Alice?”

The blonde hummed from the rock she was sitting on in their forest ‘hideout’ (which was just a little aways from Auradon University). Not looking up from the small bundle in her arms that had every one of her friends (not to mention her poor boyfriend, Pinocchio) filled with dread. “Yes?”

“Whatcha got there?”

The twenty year old didn't miss a beat. “A baby.”

“ Who's baby?” Eilonwy asked, sharply before Tiger Lily or anyone else, could.

“My baby.”

Pinocchio yelped and started counting on his fingers, only for Lampwick to elbow him in the side.

“We would have known if you were pregnant, Alice. Who's baby is it, really? ” Tiger Lily crossed her arms, just as Eilonwy herself did so.

The blonde shot her a glare. “She is mine! I found her, that makes her mine. She's just as much mine as you guys' children are yours!”

“You weren't pregnant so WHERE did you get it?!”

“ Her. I got her from the barrage, okay?!”

“THE BARRAGE?!”

Alice rolled her eyes at everyone’s reactions. “Yes, the barrage.”

Pinocchio swallowed. “The… the one that brings supplies to the isle of the lost every day—”

“ —and the isle where people like the coachmen live?” Alexander asked, pale.

“Yes, that barrage and yes that isle.”

Lampwick, Eilonwy, and Reese swore. And they were the only ones.

"Alice, what the fuck—”

And Tiger Lily? She lost it. “WHAT WERE YOU—”

Alice shushed her as the baby started to cry.

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It was a story that all of them swore to take to their graves after that day.

And after that day, if anyone asked who the baby girl belonged to, all fourteen of them would give the exact same answer: Alison Ludovica Liddell, daughter of Alice Liddell and Pinocchio Collodi-Rossi-Liddell.

Or, Ally, for short.

#wonder puppet #descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #descendants au #disney #wicked world #disney descendants au #ally descendants #disney descendants ally #alice liddell #pinocchio #ally daughter of alice #fanfiction #oneshot #etc

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Added more.

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Alexander Bluefairy of Llyr (Lampwick’s Friend):

I’m sure Lampwick was just trying to protect me—but, as I watched the Coachmen hit him with the whip when he tried to charge, I wish he hadn’t.

Just like I wished I hadn’t agreed to come with him to Pleasure Island.

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Bella Rossi (Lampwick’s Younger Sister):

I knew Romeo was just trying to protect me…

But I really wish he’d stop arguing with my aunt Artemis.

I am NOT too young to join the hunters of Artemis!

Now, if only I could get him, Pinocch, mom, dad, and táta to agree and let me do it….

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Pinocchio Collodi-Rossi (Lampwick’s Friend and Stepbrother):

I knew ‘Wick was just trying to protect me but—

“Hey! You leave him alone, you cradle robber!”

“Cra–Cradle robber?! We’re the same age!”

“You’re a YEAR older!”

—did he really have to keep picking fights with Alice?

“THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME A CRADLE ROBBER—”

“THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!”

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Jiminy Cricket (Lampwick’s Frienemy):

“Hey!” I sputtered, dodging yet another foot that was trying to stomp on me. “Y-you boys stop that!”

The boys in question did not, in fact, stop trying to stop on me.

And there were so many of them that I couldn’t possibly escape on my own.

That’s when he came.

“HEY! NO ONE PICKS ON THE GRASSHOPPER BUT ME!” Lampwick roared, before body slamming two of the many boys.

I know he was just trying to protect me… but did he really have to call me a grasshopper?

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Queen Eilonwy of Llyr (Lampwick’s Friend):

I know Alexander, Arthur, Hazel, and Taran would say that Lampwick was just trying to protect me—

“HEY! You fuckers listen when the queen is talking to you!”

But this was not as helpful as he thought it was….

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Alice Liddell (Lampwick’s Friend):

“Crazy Alice, Crazy Alice, Crazy Alice—”

“Hey Liddell, how does it feel to be off your rocker—”

I hugged my books close to my chest and kept walking. Not looking up from the ground. Trying my hardest not to pay the girls that were following me any mind (but it was so hard).

“Hey! We’re talk—" Suddenly, the girls following me all let out a shriek as something splattered loudly on the ground and I heard a familiar laugh that caused me to sigh.

Because while I know Lampwick was just trying to protect me, I wish he would stop getting himself in trouble to do so.”

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Sir Taran of Llyr, King Artie Pendragon of Camelot, Squire Calvin of Claudetown, and King Smitty of Claudetown (Lampwick’s Friends):

I laughed as Lampwick jumped into the fray, punching one of the assholes that had been picking on and fighting with Artie, Taran, and I in the face. Knowing that he was just trying to protect us, though after the adventures the lot of us had been on, we hardly needed it.

The help was still appreciated, however.

Even if our teachers didn’t particularly appreciate it.

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Queen Hazel Pendragon of Camelot (Lampwick’s Friend):

I know Lampwick was just trying to protect me—

“Hey Haz, if you get too overwhelmed at Beast’s party Mrs. Potts will let you hang out in the kitchen until you’re absolutely needed. No questions asked.”

—and I appreciate it very much.

(Hazel struggles adjusting to her life as a human and a queen).

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Coach Reese Jenkins (Lampwick’s Friend):

I know Lamps was just trying to protect me—

“Your…reference was very adamant that we hire you, Mr. Jenkins.” Fairy Godmother said, looking slightly amused as she shuffled a stack of papers on her desk into place.

“He was?” I asked warily, already feeling the dread wash over me. What the hell did that idiot do?

“Yes. And if I recall correctly—” The brunette leaned forward slightly, a twinkle in her eye. “His exact words were ‘you’d be a damned fool not to’.”

—but I really, really wish he’d stop.

Even if I did end up getting the job after all.

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Hard-to-Hit (Lampwick’s Friend and Brother-in-law):

I hid a grin. Watching in amusement and gratefulness as Lampwick lied about what he’d caught him doing to my family.

Knowing that he was just trying to protect me from the trouble I was bound to get in, even if he was doing a terrible job at it.

Maybe he wasn’t so bad after all.

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Tiger Lily (Lampwick’s Wife):

I know my beloved Romeo was just trying to protect me but as I watched him stand up to my parents, I really wish he wouldn't.

There's no way this could—wait, why's father nodding at him?

And why isn't mother scolding him?

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Queen Marie of Claudetown (Lampwick's Frienemy):

I signed as Lampwick punched a guy for flirting with me.

I knew he was just trying to protect me but…

“ROMEO ROSSÍ, I CAN HANDLE MYSELF—”

It didn't make me look strong enough to be queen.

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Princess Calla of Dunwyn and Princess Aquarianne of Claudetown (Lampwick’s Friend):

Calla and I giggled as Lampwick argued with the rude socialite that had been bothering the both of us all night.

Very glad that we had a friend like him—a friend that was willing to protect us when the others couldn't.

It was nice.

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Anakin (Lampwick's Nephew via Hard-to-Hit);

I howled with laughter as Uncle Lampwick chased away the scary possum that had been chasing me.

Glad that I had him to protect me.

Even if I didn't think possums were quite so scary anymore.

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Alison ‘Ally’ Ludovica Liddell (Daughter of Alice Liddell and Pinocchio Collodi-Rossi-Liddell. Step niece of Lampwick);

“Careful Ally, or you'll fall down the rabbit hole” Uncle Lampwick warned, a twinkle of amusement in his eyes as he watched me argue with the flowers in the back garden.

I laughed. Knowing that he was just trying to protect me, even if I didn't need it. Didn't he know that there were no rabbit holes for me to fall down in Auradon?

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Pino ‘Pin’ Giuseppe Liddell (Son of Alice Liddell and Pinocchio Collodi-Rossi-Liddell. Step nephew of Lampwick);

I squealed with laughter as Uncle Lampwick spun me around, laughing at the drawing of him I drew.

Happy to know that he was willing to protect me from my parents’ strange disapproval of the word ‘Jaxass’ I had written.

Even if I didn't know why they were so upset about it.

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Petunia Rossi (Daughter of Tiger Lily and Lampwick):

I kicked my legs with all the strength I had. Crying.

Where had my froggy gone?

Who had taken him from me?

Was it the thing with my face in the other crib?

I bet it was.

“WaAaAaAHHHHH!”

“Tuna? What's wrong—oh you dropped your doll?” Daddy asked, leaning down and disappearing. Which only made me cry louder.

“WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Suddenly, he was back with my froggy! I reached for it—for him, less scared than before. Because I knew that he was there to protect me.

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Rowan Rossi (Son of Tiger Lily and Lampwick):

I gripped the bars to my prison tightly. Trying to escape yet again.

I WOULD escape.

One way or another. And Nothing was gonna stop me!

“Wow there buddy, don't do that.”

Except for my daddy, who was just trying to protect me.

I made a face at him, making the man laugh.

30. " im sure ___ was trying to protect me " with Tulip, Tiger Peony , Blue Veronica and their dad Lampwick

Tiger Poeny:

"So, Robert was it-"

"Actually Bobby is short for something else-"

"So. Robert. What are your intentions with my daughter?"

Bobby looked like he wanted to jump off of a cliff and I really couldn't blame him because I wanted the Earth swallow me whole in that moment.

Because honestly, while I'm sure Dad was just trying to protect me that didn't make it any less embarrassing.

"DAD!"

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Tulip:

I know Dad was trying to protect me.

But couldn't he have done it in a way that WOULDN'T have gotten us arrested?

"So....Who we gonna call?"

"I don't know but definitely not mom."

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Blue Veronica:

I'm sure Dad was just trying to protect me...

"But daddddd. Do I really need all this protective gear?"

But the thick gloves, thick goggles, thick lab coat, bubble wrap, and plastic bubble was all a bit much...

"Absolutely. Don't you know how dangerous chemistry sets can be?"

I looked to mom for help but she just shrugged.

Looks like I'm stuck like this.

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Sunflower:

I reached out to touch the little thing in the wall, giggling.

Only to feel myself being picked up.

"Oh no, you don't wanna touch that Sunflower. It will shock you-'"

"Dada!" I squealed trying to reach for his face. Excited.

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I hope you enjoyed.

Sorry this whole thing is written oddly. I don't do first person often.

Happy early birthday!

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