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tokio-motel · 9 months

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nah cause listenn

subtop bratty tom kaulitz😍(couldn't remember the bill one so i'll give you a freaking tom one instead.) maybe he's flirting with other girls at a club event or party and he knows that reader(male btw) doesn't enjoy it when he does that because he knows tom is doing it just to annoy him knowing he would say he'd stop bro😚

so reader pulls him into the bathroom or wherever you choose and rides tom until his dick(that feels so weird to say cuz i usually say wiener💀) feels limp and reader is making sure toms not touching him in any way and you can add some other stuff if you'd likeee

can be a full fic or your bullet points do you bae😘

bro I got butterflies reading that omg 😨😨..my writing (esp for smut) isn't good at all but ill try just 4 u 😋.

SUBTOP! TOM KAULITZ X MALE READER

(contains nsfw themes so if you don't like that please don't read!)

M/N couldn't help but glare at Tom, watching as the dreadhead flirted with some girl and brushed his fingertips up her arm. Watching how he would push a strand of her hair behind her ear. Or how he would give her that smile- that damned smile- that made her stutter on her words. M/N didn't even know why they were at this club in the first place, something about Tom wanting tobspend time with the band. M/N wouldn't have care if Tom wasn't being such a dick and flirting with random strangers. The voice of Tom telling M/N he 'wouldn't do it' anymore echoed in his head. Bullshit. The (color) haired boy took another sip of his drink, barley tasting the flavour as he watched Tom turn his head, ever so slightly, I the direction of M/N. He could faintly see a smirk on Tom's face, before the dreadhead turned back to the girl infront of him.

M/N grit his teeth, silently fuming as he felt a hot flush wash over his face. His clothes felt too hot on his body. Deep down he knew Tom didn't really like the girl- or he hoped he didn't. Tom just loved to get a rise out of him, seeing M/N's reaction to what he did. By now M/N would have stepped in, going to stand by Tom and silently scold him. But M/N really, really wanted to see just how far Tom would go. He watched as the boy glided his hands down the girls waist, slightly swaying to the beat of the song playing in the background. M/N nearly dropped his drink as he watched the girl put her arms around Tom's neck, pulling herself closer. He could hear Georg faintly whispering to him, but he just couldn't pay enough attention to his friend.

M/N forced down a hard swallow, contemplating if he should step in now or layer, but Tom had already made that choice for him. The (color) haired boy watched, to his dismay, as Tom started to lean in slightly, inches away from the girls face. M/N abruptly stood up, Georg looking up at him with concern. The brunette watched as M/N stalked over to Tom, letting his hand drop on the dreadheads shoulder making him jump slightly. He felt M/N's fingers dig into him. To couldn't help but grin slightly as he turned to the boy heind him slowly. "Your brother wants you." M/N grinded out, trying to sound cold and unbothered although Tom could tell he was anything but.

He silently apologized to the girl he was holding as he slugged away his hands from her waist. The girl frowned for a minute before turning to her side, going back to her own group of friends. As soon as she dissapeared, M/N tugged at Tom's arm and dragged him away. "Aggh..!" Tom groaned silently, trying to keep up with your fast pace. "Ermm... Wha'cha so mad at me for?" he teased, knowing damn well what you were so angry at. "Shut up." You murmured, getting closer to the nearest bathroom. Tom's eyes widened- he actually expected you to at least pull him to the car! "Woah woah-wait-" he started, trying to pull away from your grip a he pouted, although you ignored him and dragged him in, pushing him back into the stall. His eyes widened like saucers.

"Not even gonna try to go to the car?" He chuckled, although it sounded more nervous than his usual confident self. "Stop being such a fucking brat and sit." You spoke, pulling off your shoes as you began to undo your belt. He flushed, before clearing his throat as he lazily tossed his head to the side, grinning. "Or what..?" he mumbled, his voice low and throaty as he felt himself get slightly hard. He shrank back a little as you glared at him, quirking an eyebrow. "What was that?" you pondered aloud, stilling your movements. "... Yessir." he whispered, sitting down as he also undid his belt.

You both pulled your pants off and tossed them to the side. You stood infront of him, rubbing his cheek with your thumb as he blushed, shuddering under your strong gaze. ".. Lube?" you muttered, a finger going down to tease the head of his cock. He gasped slightly, trying to hold back from bucking up. "N-no.." he whined quietly. You groaned to yourself, tapping a finger to Tom's thigh asvyou thought to yourself. You griamced at the idea, but there's no way your going raw. You leaned down, onto your knees as you spat on his dick, going to rub it all over. He whimpered, his thighs already shaking as he panted slightly. "M/N- oh god.." his hand went to reach for your hair, butyou swatted his hand away with your free hand and tightened your grip.

"No." you muttered, looking him dead in the eye. His eyes widened again, flickering side to side from your (colored) ones. "B-but-" you shushes him, squeezing his thigh soft enough that it wouldn't leave a bruise, but hard enough to hurt like a bitch. He silenced himself, throwing his head back as you continued to move your hands. Once you felt he was slippery enough, you thanked the gods that you had prepped earlier today (cuz I'm not writing allat lol). You rose from your earlier position, going to seat yourself. "AHH!" he moaned, before covering his mouth with hisvhand trying to keep quiet due to being in an open space. You smiled to yourself, only having taken half of him in.

You griamced as you lowered yourself more, feeling him fill you up. You heard soft whimpers come from his mouth as he squeezed his eyes shut for a second before he locked eyes with you. Once you were at the bottom of his base, you let out a soft moan a you shivered in delight. He squeezed his eyes once again, expecting you to move, but when you didn't he blinked up at you with glossy eyes, playing with the lip ring he had. "Ughhh.. Move!" he whined, his hand traveling to your waist to try to get you going, but he whimpered as you smacked his hands away. "No." you repeated once again. "This is for going against your words, don't touch me." you declared, holding back a giggle as you saw how pitiful his face looked, his eyes widening as he looked at you shocked. "W-what?! That's n-not fair!" he whined, furrowing his eyebrows. He gasped loudly as you sat almost all the way back up before slamming back down, making him cry out. "No? I think it's very fair.." you mutter, continuing bouncing up and down. He moaned loudly, throwing his head back.

"You can't just say things and not go along with them.." you ground out, moaning softly as you shuddered in pleasure. "Ughhhnnn... M/N..!~" he said inbetween pants, his eyes rolling back. He yelped loudly as you quickened your pace, going faster and faster. "Oh fuck- fuck fuck fuck fuck!" he whimpered, thighs shaking uncontrollably. You moaned loudly, whining softly to yourself as you leaned in to peck his lips quickly, but he put his hands on your neck. You stilled your movements, making him whine at the loss pleasure. "No... Keep going!" he ground out, trying to buck his hips upwards. You put pulled away from his hands, before putting your own on his shoulder as you gripped tightly. "Why are you being such a brat? What did I say about touching me?" you raised an eyebrow as you cocked your head to the side.

"Mmmmnnh.. I'm s-sorry!" he hiccuped, panting softly. You hummed, going back to the pace you he was screaming at. "AGGH!" he shouted, bucking his hips up to match your pace. You shushed him, although you couldn't help but let out a few moans yourself. "So good for me... such a good boy." you mumbled, rubbing your hand over his chest as you picked up the pace yet again, if that was even possible. You felt his dick twitch inside of you, a warning he was getting close. You smiled to yourself, an idea in mind. You grabbed onto his shoulders as you went faster, going all the way up to the tip before going all the way back down. Tom moaned, his eyes screwed shut. "Oh... M/N! M/N, M/N! I love you-" he shouted at the end, cumming deep inside you with a howl. His dick felt limp and soft now, as he waited for you to get up off him. But no- you continued your movements.

"Mmngnn! M-M/N??" he wailed, feeling overstimulated as his dick began to harden again. He whined loudly as the pleasure mixed with pain. "I haven't came yet. Don't be so selfish." you snarked, going back to a pace you loved.

You were gonna be here for some time, although Tom wasn't complaining.

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#tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel x male reader #tokio hotel x you #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x male reader #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz x y/n #x male reader #x male y/n #male reader #x male top reader #sub tom kaulitz #i think that's the right tag

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delicrieux · 1 year

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My headcannon is that reader is adelaide kane and everything that happened in lightbringer, morning star, and son of dawn is just part of the TV show and everything is actually fine 🤩😇 #copium

STOP GIVING ME IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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houseofdeeznuts ooh stunnin 😯

↳ emmalovemeplease THAT SOUND HAUNTS ME 💀💀💀

livkatecooke bringing the drama no one asked for

ynsearring margaery from dior

hotdfan5 This season was very good for the gays! Huzzah! 😍

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phiasaban now i know who drank my coke

gameofwoes PLEASE 💀💀💀💀💀💀 WHY does ewan not have an ig im dying to see his reaction

↳ yourinstagram he took the pic

ynfan3 Was this picture taken before or after the Feast of Foals? 😋

↳ stanladytforclearskin cold.

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phiasaban u were in this scene too hello?

↳ yourinstagram or was i?;)

ynsdaughter u r the cutest 💚✨💚✨💚✨

mrglynncarney I wasn’t invited?

emmalovemeplease favs interactinggggg plssss 😫😫😫💦

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depressedciggy im in love with you.

paddy_considine serving tyrell realness darling 😍🙌🥳

theemilycarey slay? yes. serve? absolutely. survive? 😬

ynfan1 i dont understand...is lady t team green?

↳ ynfan2 did you watch the show or???

hbomax The only TRUE Queen of Westeros 👑

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yourinstagram we made our 15 mins of screen time work

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ynfan8 best 15 minutes of my life

hotdwigsupply it gave what it needed to give

ynfan3 pls date irl im begging you

↳ ynfan1 they’re FRIENDS....don't be weird.

theemilycarey so the emerald wasn’t real??

gotfan19 Third fav Tyrell 🌼

↳ housetyrell leave she’s the blueprint

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enews Do you know the story about how Y/N L/N became our beloved Lady T? 👀 Rumor has it that without Tom Glynn-Carney’s encouragement, she would have refused to dazzle us with her performance because she was afraid that HBO’s House of the Dragon will follow in it’s predecessors footsteps and be a “major f*** letdown”. She reportedly apologized for what she “said and didn’t say” once she read the script. Curious? More in our stories. 😉🍵

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yourinstagram it’s true i was the rumour

ynfan10 I--💀✋

hotdfan2 I can’t WAIT for season 2 🔥🐉💚

hotdfan19 Rhaenyra and Daemon? Nah, Lady Tyrell and Aemond 🥵

ynfan2 she is so beautiful oh my god

aemondsdiscartedeye PLEASE lady T drop aemond’s ratty ass and gimmie a chance PLEASE

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#hotd #house of the dragon x reader #game of thrones #house of the dragon #imagine #imagines #xreader #reader insert #LOOOL i need to chill

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darklydeliciousdesires · 2 years

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Let it Rain - A Manny/Reader One Shot Story.

More Manny? You got it!

Words - 1,172

Warnings - Smut below the cut! Minors DNI!

It rarely rains in your sun soaked part of the world, but when it does, when the sky cracks from the ferocity of a storm, the downpour can easily be considered a curse from the angriest of deities. Cataclysmic thunder, forked lightning streaking the sky, and rain that could definitely be described as biblical.

It isn’t the most ideal of weather situations in which to begin an argument, but yet, there you are.

“I can’t believe you just carried me out here, Manny!” Your scream is indignant, shrill, audible much too loudly over the pelting rain and rolling thunder.

He rolls his eyes. “Face your fear, mamacita. It ain’t gonna hurt you!”

Your mouth drops open, a tirade following. “It isn’t even a little fucking storm! It’s huge! Weather warnings have been put in place!” Gesturing to the heavens, you nearly dive out of your skin when a huge bolt of lightning cracks the sky in a cyan blue illumination. “It’s a fucking deluge, and you dragged me out in it, knowing I’m terrified, and...”

That’s as far as you get as the thunder booms. You jump in fright, turning to march back towards the house before you feel a hand grip onto your arm, preventing your escape back to safety. Your immediate reaction is to shove him hard, Manny’s eyes looking down at his chest, to the point you just pushed against him, glaring hard.

“Fuck you.” Shoving you back, you stagger, bracing yourself to run at him angrily, balled fists hitting out at him, your wrists grabbed. “Hey, enough! Don’t fucking hit me unless you want the same back.”

You stare, aghast. “You wouldn’t?”

“No?” he begins, incredulous, anger tipping his temper. “Keep trying to slug me and you’ll fucking find out. You know I don’t play with that shit, girl.”

“Get off me!”

“Stop acting like a brat.”

“Manny!”

“It’s fucking weather, grow up!”

You quit struggling, Manny finally releasing your wrists, staring at you hotly as his chest heaves from the exertion of fighting against you, remembering how you’re so much stronger than you look.

“I hate you.”

His eyebrows rise. “Yeah? I’m not too fond of you right now either.” But the exertion, the anger, the energy from the storm, you know exactly what they conjure within him, the forces acting like spells upon your man. He walks to you slowly, the corners of his mouth tugged by a dark smile. “Been a while since we had a good ole’ hate fuck, ain’t it?”

You can’t deny, such a prospect comes with a large amount of thrill. “Then let me go back inside, and you can.”

He sniffs, water dropping from his long, dark lashes as he looks you up and down, the thin lounge suit you’re wearing stuck to your curves. “Nah. Just here is fine.”

“Manny, I...”

And that’s as far as you get before he kisses you, a kiss of magmatic need, searing into you, his hands wasting no time in yanking at your clothes, pulling you down with him, the ground soft beneath you, caged between the sopping, cold turf and the hard heat of him. Your hands pull his t shirt off, Manny unfastening his jeans, lust stirred with all the ferocious swirling of the storm directly overhead, your body quivering once again as lightning surges through the sky, the thunder clapping.

The push of his cock against your entrance has your thighs parting wider, wailing at the fever-hot intrusion of him, immediately merciless and baleful in his delivery. His groans spill onto your tongue, swirling with his, your soft cries at being immediately pounded into like a jackhammer arrowing into the epicentre of his lust for you as he fucks you with brutal intent.

You claw at his back, a little punishment, a little reaction to the swirling glimmers of his fuck, marking him, drawing his blood to mingle with the rain that beats down upon your bodies, the sting both sharp and sweet as his mouth crushes yours in hot, hungry kisses. Your howls of abandon filled the air as he slows his rhythm, backing off from a frenzied, merciless pounding of your plush to a slower, more purposeful movement, dragging every girthy inch of his cock in a sumptuously slow glide against your twitching walls.

Your fear over what blights the skies above diminishes with every second, every moment of your lover railing you into the sodden ground below, spearing you again hard, reaching your hilt and shuddering with overwhelming desire, hands pushing against your trembling thighs to spread you wider, allowing him to bottom out deeper, filling you to the very summit of your cunt. He then slows, everything potently drawn out, the tempest swirling steadily, but by no means less brutally.

Alternating, he drives into your hard again, balls smacking against you with a lewd slap as he switches back to frenzy, granting your demanded wishes that he go harder, your nails once again lacerating him like a feral beast as you feel pure ecstasy flood body, sparks skittering through you, clutching his body as your back arches off the ground, Manny fucking you closer and closer to oblivion.

He pounds you voraciously, definitely with more violent vigour than he’s ever dared inflict upon you before. Is it the anger, the storm, you wonder, that has unleashed the beast within your usually gentle man? Perhaps both, you wager, your aroused cries growing louder as you pump your hips up against him, lost in the wild divinity of it, each thrust the ignition for lightning to begin darting up your spine.

“That’s it, darlin’. Cum for me.” He growls, staring at you with all the intensity of the storm he fucks you beneath, tongue brushing your throat and his hand fisting your soaking hair, yanking your head back, the howl of release reverberating through his ear as his teeth implant themselves into your shoulder, the pain adding to the overwhelming pleasure.

Little tremors wrack his cock as he slows again, not for your benefit but merely a gesture of personal greed, wanting to experience those pleasurable twinges as intensely as possible. Re-establishing the surging pace again, he releases your hair to grip at your shoulders, forcing you to take the full, unyielding brunt of every acerbically delivered thrust.

His groans are as low as the rolling thunder, chasing the next release he knows you have for him. “Give it up, mama. I know you got another for me.” he rumbles, kissing you torridly as your hands roam his rain slick skin, the embers of your fuck growing, glowing, the fire roaring through you both as he jolts, curses and spills deep into the viscid clutch of your cunt.

His face is illuminated by the lighting as he watches you intently, your pleasure reaching the edges of heaven seconds after him, unmoored by it entirely, swept away on the storm that his him while the one in the sky rages on. It isn’t quite as scary any longer, though.

#manny mayans #manny mayans smut #manny mayans fanfiction #manny x female reader #manny x you #manny montana #manny montana smut #manny montana fanfiction #manny montana x female reader #mayans m #mayans mc smut #mayans mc fanfiction #mayans mc fanfic

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gamblingluck · 2 months

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alright this'll be part 1 bc i'm gonna go through the WHOLE lore entry and boy it's long. I'm gonna be leaving out the gross parts with the slugs bc eugh.

Ace rushes into Uh, Ohs sports bar still pumped with the excitement of the mixed martial art title defense he just watched. Female lightweight MMA champion Mika James knocked the challenger out in the first round and now Ace is ready for another thrill. He sits with his buddy Wallace. "Did I miss anything?" Wallace shakes his head. "Nah... they're preparing the bowl now!" Ace laughs out loud: "hilarious!"

Ace is legit someone who will take any sort of bet because he loves seeing the reactions he can get out of people when he may win but he also thrives a bit on the fact he could get any sort of bit out of someone even if he was the one to lose in the end!

Wallace nudges Ace and levels a wager. Ace looks at the idiot and the bowl in front of him. His instincts tell him this guy's actually going to do it. Ace just cleaned Wallace at the MMA fight and he doesn't mind taking more of his money. Ace scrutinizes the idiot just to make sure his gut isn't leading him astray. This guy knows what he's doing. He's a winning horse. A sure thing. "All right... let's say double our last bet!"

Here he goes just making another bet after winning the last one because he just wants to see how much he can get out of anything offered to him. It's a thrill Ace will never stop chasing honestly!

Wallace nods and assures him he's going to lose. Ace smirks. "We'll see about that!" As he stares beyond the idiot preparing, he's amazed to see Mika James at the bar in her signature tracksuit. They exchange a look. He points at his fan shirt and extends a thumbs-up for a great title defense, but she looks past him as she nurses a beer.

... he's such a nerd. that's all i got with this. LMAO

Wallace sees Mika and nudges Ace. "She could kick your ass in two licks!" Ace scoffs. "That's a bet you would lose, asshole. I'm double her size and strength!" Wallace snickers. "I say you don't last ten minutes... nah... you wouldn't even last five minutes!" Wallace is talking shit just to talk shit. Before Ace can respond, a bell sounds and everyone goes silent as the idiot lifts the bowl. Ace stops breathing, narrows his gaze, pulls out his lucky alligator tooth, holds it in his fist, and just knows he's got a winner.

He definitely remembers Wallace while in the fog still and he thinks all about the bets the two of them would make with each other. It's pretty funny the entity lets him keep those memories but perhaps it's because that keeps him going in this damned place.

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fivekrystalpetals · 1 year

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Me reading Retrace 86: Rufus Barma is very very smart I knew he had some plan on hand he'd never hurt Shirley now I wonder what was his real motive all along

Me reading Retrace 87: *face palm*

me:

Additionally,

LIVE SLUG REACTION

(Leo's (Oswald) laughing face is too cute! for once, Vincent and I are in full agreement lmao)

(Rufus is screaming this at Glen, Glen of all people *facepalm* I dunno to laugh bc he is so stupid or cry bc he is a precious bean; (even if he might be borderline stalker-ish (lol), I mean following around a woman and asking her to marry him for fifty years??)

either way, he genuinely wants to protect Shirley even if she never accepted his love and doesn't ask for anything more than her friendship (the reason I was certain he won't have betrayed her that easily and so I never took the whole "Rufus killed Shirley" part too seriously anyway) which, on the surface, seems similar to.... Jack's situation as Glen points out and Rufus accepts but.... NO, it is not the same. I refuse to accept. Rufus is merely trying to protect what memories he has of her. If Glen changes the past, he and Shirley would never have met and he laments that. that's all. He is all of cunning, nosy, stupid and pathetic (all of this I say lovingly okay?), but he is NOT obsessive. I doubt if she said she loved this world yet ended up dying suddenly, he would twist her words and try to destroy the world to "take it to her bc she loved it so much"?? Nah, I think he would def protect the world she loved so much and care for Sharon in her place as a grandfather.... or moreso, I hope,,, it's hard to say what people might do in a situation that's not happened yet)

hmmm, listening to both sides of the argument (maybe as the reader, I sympathize with both idk) but I can't fully agree with what Rufus says and I can't fully agree with what Oswald is trying to do either... so it's a useless deadlock for me. It seems this Oswald, driven by his regrets from 100 years ago that he has carried over and his helplessness over his failure to protect the world, is acting more like Jack: under the pretext of wanting to save the world and correcting his mistake from back then, he is stopping at nothing to achieve his goals and having no mercy for anyone or anything that stands in his path. anyone objects to what he wants, they are dead Ru-kuuuuun ;-;

I love Oswald but rn he is making it really really hard for me to continue liking him :((

ending with this panel of Ru-kun and Shirley-sama because they were so young and childish once lmao ;-;

#pandora hearts #rufus barma #retrace lxxxvi #retrace lxxxvii #may-reads-ph #i love him ok #he is mostly a side character but it was only bc of him we get to know the true story and all of A Certain Character's lies #and he and Shirley were so cute in their past #i never thought lady shirley would be like That #they were such brats in the past lmao

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orbleglorb · 7 months

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Hi! If you’re still up for the ask game:

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

hi sorry this has taken me so long. i REALLY wanted to answer w/ a specific character but couldn't decide on name for him. i have named him terrell, but i might change that. idk.

🍨 - Objects from childhood: significance, reaction to losing it

nah. terrell has left everything behind before and he'll do it again. the only things he cares about losing are important shit you need (i.e., food, wallet, keys, etc.). he left the cult commune in washington with nothing but the clothes on his back and money he stole. he was sad about leaving all of his stuff, but decided Things Are Things And You Can Replace It

☀️ are they a morning person? what's the first thing they do in the morning?

he's an awake person. he sleeps a little bit when he cannot keep going and then stays awake as much as he can. first thing he does when he wakes up is sit in silence for ten or so minutes before facing the horrors of the day

🕷 biggest fear, irrational fears

his biggest fear (which everyone thinks is an irrational fear) is that he has a child he doesn't know about. and he just left them in the cult. he did lol. he is also terrified of someone from the cult finding him, even tho the members are pretty much either dead or children who grew up not associated with the cult. he is also incredibly grossed out by slugs, but it's not really a fear.

🌠 what is a wish he would make w/ no reprecussions

not being born into a cult <3

☄️ what do ppl assume about him? are they right?

ppl assume he's a hardass with a stick up his butt. he's not, really, he just panics when things are not in his control. he's able to mitigate that fear on some days and not on others

#wyatt ocs #oc: terrell #i forgot to give him a last name lol #asks 4 sasha

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falu-red-dreams · 4 months

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Jujutsu Kaisen movie

- wtf is slugging

- huh

- wth just happened

- DID HE JUST KILL THEM

- oh it’s the yuji room

- gojo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- mf thinks he’s L

- i saw a vid abt how jjk rlly drives home the fact that these r teenagers and how dark it ie that they’re fighting

- his uniform is white

- that’s interesting

- he gen looks like a 15 year old

- there’s only 3 students at jujutsu high.. damn

- BRO THEY IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED HIM

- GIRLIE GOT ENGAGED TO A CHILD

- OH MY GOD

- SHES DEAD

- WTH

- omg wth

- “i have a feeling this teachers the problem, not the students”

- maki is so emo 💀

- tsundere to the max

- he’s just leaving them to die

- SPECIAL GRADE????

- they got eaten 😭😭😭😭😭😭

- the kids r dying :((((

- she’s also been affected oh no :((((

- :((((

- he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt anymore :(((((((((

- girl ur selling him into a life of misery

- HE PUT ON THE RING

- HOMY SHIT

- RIKA?????

- jesus christ that alone is trauma

- nah wtf gojo cannot be left alone w children anymore like he’s the least responsible person out there.

- not the happy little kids scene 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

- wait did she get hit by the car on the same day as she gave the ring????

- “then we’ll be together forever” damn

- no curse more twisted than love

- feeling that.

- OH HE LEFT HIS ID

- oh he’s right why did she turn into a mega curse

- WHY DO THEY WANNA KILL YUTA TOO

- “no one’s allowed to take youth away from young people” except gege apparently

- katana :3

- PANDA: “do u like big boobs or small boobs”

- BROOOOOOOOOO

- not panda starting a romance situation

- tbf yuta’s curse would never let him date anyone tho

- yuta is joining inumaki on a curse thingy :)))

- “if u let her out again u and i both will be killed” BRO?

- ijichi 🥰

- ooooohhh curse fish group

- inumaki 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- oh

- there’s another curse oh no oh no

- ITS A FUCKING HIGHER LEVEL

- i knew geto was gonna be here

- OH IT I S GETO

- he looks rlly evil here damn

- still hot

- bruhhhhh

- he’s a cult leader.

- oh he’s a fascist.

- jesus

- they’re gonna go for jjh

- OH

- the girlies are here 🥰🥰🥰🥰

- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA geto’s so dramatic 😭😭😭😭

- he’s so unserious

- i had to relisten to it in the dub but geto’s VA in the dub sounds awful oh my god

- OH NOT THE EXES

- HAHAHAHAH YUTA IS SO SHOUNEN “🥺 i can’t listen to anyone insult my friends”

- omg nanami looks so young here?

- “GOD DAMN”

- a mf war

- damnnnnnnnn

- OH WE CUTTING STRAIGHT TO IT

- OH HE WANTS TO KILL YUTA AND FHEN ABSORB YUTA

- oh

- it’s just yuta and maki together at jjh

- AHHHHH SHE BLUSHED

- he left a veil

- but now it’s just yuta and maki here oh god

- ugh gojo is so hot

- MAKI IS ON THE GROUND

- geto is so hot

- holy shit inumaki got him GOOD

- WHAT THE F U C K

- HOLY SHIT

- RIKA IS OUTTTTT

- SINCE WHEN CAN HE HEAL

- man she (rika) is so me

- holy fuckinh shit.

- yuta is a BEAST

- oh it’s the guy who died in s2

- he also died in s2 i think

- not the girlies. they hung 3 men

- gojo snapped

- OH

- ITS THE WEAPON FROM s2

- YITA IS A B E A S T

- this fuckinh fight is AWESOME

- best fight i’ve seen in a while

- HOLY SHIT

- HE BLACK FLASHED

- I THINK

- HOLY SHIT.

- GETO IS CRACKED

- nanami so sexiiii

- MIWA???????

- MECHAMARU SAVED HER

- what cuties

- oh my god what a weird looking curse

- yesss we back to yuta vs geto

- HE SAID HE LOVED HER TO RIKA

- OH MY GOD

- “aishteru yo”

- my heart can’t take this what the hell

- i’m gonna cry like actually

- am actually crying

- HE KISSED HER?

- “you womanizer”

- “that’s rude. it’s pure love”

- I CANTTTTTT

- holy fuckinh shit

- geto lost his arm.

- not gojo looking all pretty

- he’s actually so gorgeous

- he fr looks like a shoujo prince

- WHAT DID GOJO SAYYYYYYYY

- not me crying

- couldn’t even write my reaction to the end bc i was just so invested and also crying.

- holy fuckinh shit man.

- that was So Good.

#jjk movie #jjk 0 #jjk 0 spoilers #jjk #liveblogging #jjk lb

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Island Part 1 Live Blogging

I didn't watch anything last week because of being overwhelmed and busy for the past 10 or so days but finally I'm ready to once again start a new show when I should be studying.

My main reason for watching this is really just Cha Eunwoo because I miss seeing his face. People seem to really like his character and say his acting improved so I'm even more excited. I wanted to start Korean sff shows anyway so might as well start here even though I got spoiled for a biiiiig thing that happens at the end of S2 and also people's reactions have been like good but not great.

Ep 1 (Mar 14)

ah they're toast

oh they're not speaking Korean

hello my beloved Eunwoo

i never know whether to trust this type of old man who is the lady's father's butler man and is some sort of mentor to her as well

oof the wedding dress monster killed and ate someone?

isn't there gonna be a fuss about the dead body

ah so the lady is a reincarnation of the woman in the white dress who previously died? and the man is the one who's been living at Tamara since then?

olden times Jeju - the guy was a child and was forced to become half human half demon. where's the other kid who became that way too

oh bulter sir where are you going and what did the student see?

lol we already saw the man being selfish and self-absorbed so that's not doing anything for me but ig he's also gonna become a demon now? also i originally thought the assistant who she told to look into those two men was him but ig it's a different man

A pretty meh first episode tbh

Ep 2 (Mar 14)

damn they really did this shit to the children

beautiful beloved Cha Eunwoo <333 I am very fond of him

oh the bulter mans is Miho's protector

the slug things are so fucking disgusting

these action scenes are so boring because they go on for too long, I don't care enough about Miho, it's only ep 2 so I know she's not gonna die or really get hurt, and the immortal guy is gonna come save her each time like bro move on why are the action and chase scenes so long

yknow I find Miho endearing when she's praying to God, Buddha and being nervous to go to sleep and her nervous mannerisms when the man in the dark comes to her room and I think it reminds me of Saras played by Ae in PS I Hate You

actually she's endearing when she's trying to get Van to sign the contract

damn is Van the one who killed Miho in her past life

also pretty meh for me, I don't care about the action, but I'm glad to see a bit more of Eunwoo and also I'm starting to be endeared by Mino

Ep 3 (Mar 14)

why the fuck is there a domestic abuse plotline fucking hell It's like I gotta either watch women being terrorized by men or turn to watch BL where they also sometimes treat women as evil caricatures like I can't

fucking hell and blackmailing her with her nsfw photos too I actually am so fucking annoyed why can't I fucking watch just a fantasy show

this is so fucking sad bro

I love Yeon-ji already

if Yeon-ji or Suryeon actually die or anything I'll be so fucking mad btw

(Linguistics) ahh I love Johan tryna get away with using banmal and referring to Miho as chingus but being shut down lol can't wait to hear him say noona

I don't care about the romantic hints toward Miho and Van whatsoever tbh

(Linguistics) please the way Miho is all wide-eyed and belatedly adds the -yo when she asks if he's really a priest

Johan is so cheeky I love him

Suryeonnnnnn if Bujille does something to her I'm gonna kill this show

nah the better save suryeon

the failed exorcism was pretty cool

This ep finally picked up. I'm glad we get our characters around each other now and some interesting things have started to happen beyond just "oh monster chases Miho and Van saves her." Most of all, I love Johan being daring and cheeky and beautiful and fun and eager.

Not a super big fan of female suffering due to an abusive boyfriend and threats of nudes/nsfw photos being leaked though like I wish it was just something else.

3 eps in a day oof

Ep 4 (Mar 15)

oh was the light-haired guy the other half-demon from the old days

omg the big devil tree-looking monster being maneuvered by Lee Suryeon

I know it's supposed to be funny that Johan was choking while Miho and Van were arguing but :) I dislike such incompetency and callousness for the sake of humour like first of all Johan was trying to help Miho, second of all we're supposed to think Van doesn't gaf but it's not like we're supposed to think Miho is like that too considering she's trying to convince Van to save Suryeon - so it's annoying that she has no worries about Johan

It's so fucking boring that we're on episode 4, both Van and Johan get to do cool action things and even if Johan gets caught, he can hold his ground for a bit with his cool sword, while Miho has yet to even improve in her hiding/escaping/running away techniques despite already being good at fighting and training. If she was at least able to get through to Suryeon with kindness or whatever, that'd be like something but she can't do that either and yells for Van constantly like okay I'm bored

well okay at least she got to speak to Suryeon and I guess some fucking light inside her made the Benjulle disappear

Ah Johan is so irritating when dealing with Van, ah so endearing

oh van calling upon Benjulle again for Suryeon's revenge

heh Van and the Gramma testing each other are so cute

did Johan leave the shrimp croquettes for Miho or is he just gone to the bathroom and will find them gone lol

I don't fully understand why Johan's doing this with Van? to test his strength? and also he wants his name? Edit after reddit thread reading: Someone said he wants to bring out the demon so that he can see if Van can control it enough so that the prophecy of him killing Miho again will come true or not. He left the shrimp croquettes so that she'd be busy eating those and not come looking for the two of them. that makes sense.

oh this is how Van had previously killed her. by his demon side coming out and stabbing her. oof Johan what have you done

A more interesting episode. I wish we got to see the weirdo abusive ex being ripped to shreds at least a little bit or maybe his dead body since we got to see Suryeon's bruised face and her vulnerable photos.

The Johan and Van fighting was pretty cool, one of the action sequences that I thought was actually fun because it involved things more than just chasing or saving Miho.

Also, I'm at least glad that Miho's rich and has connections because otherwise she'd be so fucking useless but then again, she's pretty useless with it too. She didn't seem to give a fuck when Yeomji first came to tell her that Suryeon was being abused, so I didn't think the 'empathy and kindness' would be her forte the way it is for so many female leads but then after she saw the state Suryeon was in, she did start to care more. I thought her having money would mean maybe she could actually get revenge for Suryeong but in the end, Van had to ask Bujille for help. Miho can't save herself which is irritating still 4 episodes in especially when she's been shown to know how to fight but she also can't help Suryeon much despite her status and money. What the fuck can she do by herself then except whatever pureness is inside her and whatever the prophecy will dictate?

I wish we got better-written, more interesting female characters. Yeom-ji is interesting so far, maybe she'll appear more later

Ep 5 (Mar 15)

blocked by own arm is expected

oh our affable Johan has shaking hands

I love the horror aspect of the tourist murder and organ extraction, please have more scary things

Miho fr went outside by herself in the woods after 1) the Dujille incident and 2) the Van incident? girl you are generally useless, why would you fucking do that

oh she's tracking Van's phone

Miho sounds stupid as hell with the "you promised to protect me and you did :>" like at least make her be like i believe you will overcome it or like something that doesn't sound so naive

and i wish they didn't have a romance because it doesn't make sense

pls not all the girls following behind Johan because he's so beautiful and he's relishing in that for sure oh this priest

Johan's a priest right, he likes girls fawning over him but he's not gonna fall for Miho right? I don't want another romantic line

Suryeon and Yeomji are fr best buddies, so cute I love them T.T

omg give me Johan backstory right now

so the Fox Demon is extracting livers until he finds 'his' and is aided by the evil half-demon? and then sometimes sliced up?

so this is Johan's brother at current time?

Guntan is the other half-demon

no but what exactly did that call that Johan got tell him? that they can't find his brother yet?

we're spending too much time at this orphanage and thinking about what Johan would say to his brother, so I... somehow doubt they'll actually get to meet oh no

girl this is so lol like Sujin's fiance probably gonna die and Johan's brother probably gonna die

like first of all after the lust demons have nearly killed her multiple times + Suryeon's lust demon infested Bunjille due to it trying to Miho, I feel like Miho should have enough brain cells to be like actually don't come near me

oh the husband died but at least Johan got to meet his brother; though he may die soon too who knows

Ep 6 (Mar 15)

more Johan and brother backstory

oh they're adopted by white people who have a sick child.... omg

they're gonna fucking do something to the kids T.T

I don't fully understand what happened but did they try to get Johan's brother's liver for their sick child? is that why he was sick also before they took Johan away? but why was Johan also clutching his stomach and blood on his shirt? Did the operation with the older sibling and white child not work so they tried it with Johan too? Is this white sick child the one searching for the liver now as the Fox Demon or smth? or is it Johan's brother since his liver would be missing, though that doesn't quite make sense with what happened with those other people that the brother worked with right?

ah the siblings are having a heart to heart but uhhh I feel like the "let's stay together" yearning of Johan is not gonna be long-lived

oh fuck the brother is so definitely working for Guntan or something rip

oh did Wonjeong betray Guntan and Van somehow? or accidentally betray them but Guntan believes she did it on purpose?

oh beautiful stag? reminds me of Shadow and Bone

why the hell on earth would Miho leave her friend at the funeral crying alone like

I so don't give a fuck about Van and Miho irritates me

oh the brother Chan-hee can't remember killing those people while he's a lust demon?

ah fuck Chan-hee asking Johan to kill him T.T

bro first I felt emotions for Suryeon and now Johan T.T poor guy

filing a teary Eunwoo on his knees looking desperate for later when I'm not feeling sad for him and he's not a priest

ah fuck desperate, desperate Johan but the lust demon wants to kill Wonjeong/Miho

poor fucking Johan really having to kill his brother

my beloved Johan nooo T.T

wait a second were there scenes after the title card each time?

oh Guntan has a fucking cult

oh what the fuck my beloved Yeom-ji T.T

Also, the thing that Chan-hee was getting and saying "It's not mine" is probably kidney and not liver lol I thought liver because they said that's what the Fox Demon stole but Chan-hee was not that.

Overall Thoughts:

The main female lead was whatever, wish she was just good at something. Whether it be at fighting demons (understandable that she isn't), was fighting back via kindness and empathy (I'll be forever floored that she's apparently feeling soooo much for fucking Van while her reaction to being told about Suryeon's situation was like hmm whatever just tell the cops), actual power due to her status/wealth/connections (but she couldn't even fucking put the abusive ex behind bars and couldn't keep her promise to Suryeon to get revenge for her and then dared to be like 'hmm idk how I feel about this' when Van got him killed), or her smarts (miss girl kept going everywhere in the woods by herself, including in the dark; she couldn't tell her friend to not come to her at night like this). She's not the worst ever because she can still stand up for herself and she has personality but I mourn that they've written her like this. I also just hate that the only other girl we've paid any significant attention to was Suryeon and I had to see her go through an abusive relationship; why can't we get some cool suffering, why do I have to see girls and women be tortured at the hands of men in this way every time?

Van is just fucking boring and I don't care. He's kinda cool but like he's not fun or interesting or endearing or tunning at my heart strings (except him as a child when he was being abused as he was trained T.T)

My beloved Johan <3333 Cha Eunwoo was my main reason for keeping an eye on this show since I watched True Beauty and was into Astro for a few weeks. He did so well <33 I liked his charming, cocky, beautiful character who was so intrigued by everything going on as if he really was 20 and curious about everything but also I liked his apprehension when it came down to it. The storyline with his brother was so T.T He had him for such a short time and it was so sad seeing him trying to do everything to save him and yet having to kill him in the end.

Also curious to see the evil brother half-demon Guntan and his sidekick niece Yeom-ji. They're both pretty cool compared to our 2 main characters. The Certified Noonas were talking about how cool Guntan is and all I could think about was "So, what if he's the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he's active in the community." because mans is really active and murderous and a cult leader.

I wish the show flowed better in terms of the sequence of scenes and pacing and the main characters were more intriguing.

Rating: 6/10

#island #ep by ep commentary

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galacticshitastic · 2 years

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#dead by daylight #dbd #dbd dwight #dwight fairfield #dbd the trapper #dbd evan macmillan #evan macmillan #live slug reaction #dwapper #are these facts or nah?#drop a ❤ if you agree #tag someone 🙏#I'm kidding #you don't have to drop a ❤ and tag someone 🙏

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violetheart77 · 2 years

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Live Slug Reactions to TGWDLM but it’s exclusively the Disaster Love Triangle (+ Zoey but she’s only in the first one, F)

#nah but i seriously wanna know: do Sam & Charlotte know about EACH OTHER’s affairs?#and if they did would they care?#Charlotte i’m sure would (might even be the last straw for her trying to salvage their marriage) but what about Sam?#or would Charlotte feel LESS guilty knowing Sam’s cheating too assuming that’s not already her rationale?#anyway my favorite here’s the Ted one where he actually looks like the slug 😂 how bout y’all?#live slug reaction #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #zoey chambers #ted spankoffski #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #show me your hands #you tied up my heart #join us and die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #starkid musicals #starkid productions #team starkid #starkid #starkid shitposts #starkid memes #tw smoking #tw gore #i write shitposts not tragedies #charlotte tgwdlm #sam tgwdlm #zoey tgwdlm

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trashquisitor-shirozora · 2 years

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anyway, I am losing my mind over the gay pirates show because I am also one of those people who had to suffer through queerbaiting and subtext for years, and Our Flag Means Death really said "we'll have none of that" and made it all TEXT and sidestepped all the lazy harmful tropes and plot beats and gave us a hodgepodge of "stede/ed romantic dramedy", "the Revenge is a workplace comedy", "Jim was trained by nuns to kill the people who slaughtered their family, complete with serious Spanish guitars" and "Izzy is the human actor in a Muppets movie".

every little goddamn thing this show did, every little goddamn decision they made has been such a relief. Jim uses they/them and isn't a bearded mute? Crew gets over it in half an episode. Izzy tries to weaponize Lucius's flirty personality against him and Black Pete? Totally failed. Calico Jack tried to get on Stede's nerves about his and Ed's past relationship? Stede says that's Ed's past and business and that's that. Mary? oh my god, the entire thing with Mary, I love how that was handled, I really do. this show is so bonkers mad, they even added a fucking montage when she and stede talked about what it means to be in love I mean what in the fuck??????

the moonlight scene, the beach scene, the "Choose your next words wisely, dog" / "Unhand me or bleed" parallels, and "Ed. His name is Ed." fucking end me already.

Season 1 did not end on a happy note but I am so happy and fulfilled and hopeful as long as HBO fucking confirms that Season 2 is fucking happening.

also, Halo has a show now? I was so surprised to hear hangul being thrown back and forth by these Madrigal (the fucking whiplash bc I just saw Encanto last week) rebels, like????? what is happening???????? I already saw a critical review of this show but Idgaf, Kwan is a korean teen girl who's playing the Grogu to Master Chief's Din Djarin in a show that is giving me strong Mass Effect vibes, I'm on this ride until the show dies.

also I know next to nothing about Halo, which is such a relief. sometimes it's nice to know fuck all about a Thing. no pressure, just a Fun Time.

also, Cortana? as in that annoying voice in my computer? was that originally a Halo thing or a Microsoft thing what the fuckkkkkkk

#our flag means death #halo the tv show #ofmd spoilers #by this point I'd just fucking accepted that I'll just have to write/draw the things I want #because the stuff I'm interested in? nah they're not gonna give me anything compelling and worthwhile and Good #i mean ffs DIsney is fucking getting its shit rocked bc upper management is so gross about fucking everything on top #of already being fucking gross about fucking everything #and like. I stopped watching Supernatural after Season 5 but you never truly leave that show do you? and to see how it all ended... LOL #I was in the Teen Wolf fandom briefly. on the periphery. I did stupid things and I also witnessed stupid things #that show did so much to show me just how fucking fucked up everything is. it made me such a cynical bastard about everything #like. every time Disney trots out their First Gay Character Ever. every time the MCU queerbaits #that fucking 2 second shot of the women kissing in the background at the end of TROS #(also the whole live slug reaction meme)#every time i hear people chatter about their shows and movies and comic books #the fears of queerbaiting and pandering. killing your gays. making every conflict about the gay experience and the phobes #we need more stories where queer characters get to have the same conflicts and plots that cisgender people do #wouldn't that be so damn fucking nice?? look what this gay pirates show did #hell. now i'm interested in black sails because of the chatter i saw comparing OFMD to it #it is just so goddamn overwhelming to see a show that doesn't fuck around the lgbt+ community to appease the straights #okay but seriously? halo has korean rep? what the fuck???? so much happened tonight i can't compute this #how the fuck am i supposed to go to sleep now|?????

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#yeah. again #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #battle tendency #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli #NOT tagging the pillar men thats like . a pitfall. a trap #like what they hell am i supposed to tag him as. cars jojos bizarre adventure??? nah dude thats gross #live slug reaction #shouts

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okay whoever said this website has a “meme incubation period” is totally right. I definitely saw Mr. live slug reaction months and months ago (possibly years?), but he’s only just become ragingly popular.

#live slug reaction #slug gaze #tumblr culture #tumblr memes #memes #tumblr #hmm maybe it was withtout the live slug reaction box? nah the first one i saw def was familiar in that aspect too #I said this

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All I Need

Pairing: Andy Barber x Fem!Reader

Words: 4512

Summary: Andy has been drowning his grief at your bar for weeks. You help him dry out after a particularly bad night.

Warnings: Major angst!, softish Andy Barber, slight AU (spoilers for Defending Jacob book), explicit language, explicit sexual content (fingering, unprotected vaginal intercourse), descriptions of excessive drinking by adult of appropriate age, SMUT, 18+ only!

A/N: I have officially jumped on the love train for everyone’s favorite floofy lawyer. The sad!boi activated my caretaker instincts so this is pretty soft compared to my normal fics, and extremely angsty. Plus the smut kind of got away from me, I actually had to stop myself from writing even more!

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“Shit!! Jesse!” you screamed over your shoulder towards the kitchen, grabbing the bat from under the register as you jumped over the bar to break up the fight.

You swore under your breath as you moved toward the two men who were brawling. The smaller one seemed to have the upper hand, but it didn’t seem like the larger man was putting up much resistance. Maggie just stood there watching them with bambi eyes as you heard your giant cook rumble behind you, ripping off his apron to lend you a hand.

“What the fuck happened, Mags?” You hissed at your bartender, trying to haul the men apart with little success.

“Neal just came over and said he was sorry, and he just lost it.” The poor girl looked like she was on the verge of tears. Granted, she probably wasn’t expecting to have to deal with brawls in downtown Newton at a lawyer bar, but Neal sure seemed to invite violent reactions whenever he opened his stupid mouth.

You lost your patience and smashed an empty glass on the floor next to the two men, shocking them out of it. Neal rose to his feet with a look of fury on his face, but you kept your eyes on Andy Barber.

He’d spent pretty much every night this week since the funeral at your bar. His face was pallid and he had dark rings under his eyes. He was still wearing the same clothes from yesterday, and he smelled like stale bourbon. Now he was rolling around on the floor aimlessly like a slug.

“Get the fuck out of my bar, Neal.” You said exasperatedly, spying the mostly empty bottle of bourbon on Barber’s table.

“What, I didn’t do anything!” the giant whined at you.

“Really?! You couldn’t just leave the poor guy alone? Jesus Neal! I don’t wanna see you in here for a month.” You hooked your arms under Andy’s and dragged him to sit on the bench, his head lolling drunkenly on his neck as you tried to assess how far gone he was.

“Fuck you, bitch.” Neal spat at you as he turned on his heel and stormed out, slamming the front door behind him.

“Have a great night!” You called after him, sarcastically, flipping him off.

“You sure that’s a good idea, boss?” Jesse asked, his massive arms crossed over his chest as he shook his head at you.

“Who cares, I hate that smug asshole. Hey, Andy?” You snapped your fingers in front of his face and he slapped your hand away lazily, growling under his breath. “You sneak behind the bar again, man?”

“I swear, I didn’t sell him a bottle, Y/N.” Her chin was quivering as tears slowly leaked down her cheeks.

“I know Mags, he’s a sneaky bastard. Don’t worry, sweetie, you’re not in any trouble. Go to the bathroom and splash some water on your face.” You watched her scurry off to the bathroom and rubbed a hand over your face. “Fuck. I’m gonna call in Emma to give Maggie a hand. You ok locking up tonight Jess?”

“Sure, what’re you thinking?”

You just stared at Andy with overwhelming pity as he almost slid of the bench, forcing you to keep a steadying hand on his shoulder. “I’m gonna take him back to his hotel and help him dry out. Wouldn’t feel right just kicking him to the curb.”

“You’re too soft, Y/N.” Jess chortled at you.

“Yeah, maybe. Can you bring me an ice bucket?” You hooked his arm over your shoulder and hauled him to his feet so you could make your way out to your car.

Jess got your bucket from behind the bar as you hobbled outside. You managed to get your passenger door open and you slid Andy inside. His head rolled on his shoulders as you buckled him in before shoving the bucket into his lap.

“Andy, can you hear me? Don’t you fucking puke in my car!”

He grunted in acknowledgment and wrapped his arms around the bucket, curling himself over to hang his head above it.

“You sure you shouldn’t be taking him to a hospital, Y/N?”

“No… mmph… no fucking hospital!” Andy slurred at you as you slammed the door closed.

“I’m pretty sure he’d jump out of the car if he thought I was taking him to the hospital Jess.” You murmured as you circled to the driver’s side. “Thanks for closing, you’re the best!”

You watched him wave in your rearview as you drove off, making sure to keep one eye on Andy as he groaned over his bucket.

You reached his hotel in 15 minutes, grateful for the short drive as the man was looking greener by the second. You dug your hands in the pockets of his coat, searching for the keys to his room and you thankfully found them quickly. You were relieved to see he was on the first floor, as you didn’t trust your ability to safely get him up the stairs.

Getting Andy out of your car was a deal harder than getting him in, as he slipped further into his alcohol induced stupor. You almost dropped him when you wrenched him out of his seat, and you basically carried him to his room.

You somehow managed to get the door unlocked and drag him inside right when you heard his stomach roil. You cursed under your breath as you scrambled to get him to the bathroom, shoving his head in the toilet just in time as he emptied his gut.

“Shit, Andy.” You hissed, your hands on your knees as you tried your best to breathe deeply and get accustomed to the scent of his alcohol-soaked stomach contents. Once you were sure he was relatively stable, you moved to the kitchenette and filled a glass with tepid water before returning to find him leaned back against the wall. “Drink.” You ordered, kneeling beside him and bringing the glass up to his lips.

His eyes locked onto yours as he chugged the water down greedily. No sooner had he swallowed the glass’ contents than he was lunging forward to throw it back up. You tutted worriedly as you rubbed a hand over his back and used the other to start the shower.

“Why the fuck are you here, Y/N?” He grumbled miserably, not bothering to lift his head as you dragged his coat over his shoulders and threw out into the living area.

“I couldn’t have you killing yourself in my bar, Andy. Where’s your phone?” His stomach seemed to have calmed down, so you drew him to lean back against the wall and started to tug off his boots.

“S’in my back pocket.” He slurred at you. You rolled him over and drew the phone out of his jeans to set it on the counter. “You could’ve let me do it here.”

“Nah.” You said. “If you quit coming around, what excuse am I gonna have to kick Neal out?” You rolled up your sleeves and thrust your hand under the shower’s flow, checking the temperature. “Hey, don’t you dare pass out on me!” You slapped him in the face as he started to doze off and you worked on getting him undressed. “I’m fucking serious, Barber, you don’t get to drink yourself to death on my watch.” You finally got his shirt off and started to drag his jeans down his legs.

“But why?” His eyes were boring into you now, pleading for some kind of answer to what possible reason there was for him to stick around as they welled up with tears.

You chewed your lip as you thought about it.

Andy had been a fixture at your bar for years. Always coming by for a celebratory drink after a win, or when he was working late on a difficult case. Even during Jacob’s trial, he’d stopped by with Joanna a few times to hash out details of the case. No matter how much stress he was under, you were always able to make him smile, and he always left a very generous tip no matter who was serving him. Your bar had been one of the only places he’d always felt welcome, and you had no qualms about kicking out anyone who wanted to give him a hard time.

Then the crash happened. He lost Jacob first; he was DOA to the hospital. His visits to your bar were more somber then. You didn’t try to make him smile, you barely even talked to him. But you’d drink with him in silence when he was the last patron in the bar, sitting across from him in his booth as the rest of the staff shut things down, occasionally placing your hand over his and rubbing your thumb over his knuckles in a comforting gesture.

They had taken Laurie off life support 2 weeks ago, and after her funeral was when he really started to spiral. Rather than nursing his usual three drinks, he was downing whole bottles a night. You had to instruct your staff to cut him off after 6, or he would end up like he was tonight. This wasn’t the first time you had caught him with a stolen bottle.

You couldn’t say why you cared so much. You weren’t even sure you were really friends. But through everything that happened, you seemed to be the only constant, an anchor point for him as his world fell apart.

“I dunno Andy.” You murmured as you drew off his socks before rolling him into the tub with a lurch, making him gasp as the cold water hit his skin. “I guess I’d miss you.”

He glared at you as he shivered under the shower’s stream, huddled around himself in only his boxers.

“Do I need to wash you, or do you think you can handle that on your own?” You asked, handing him a washcloth and some soap.

“I can handle it.” He hissed, snatching them from your hands as he braced himself against the wall and drew himself slowly to his feet.

“Good.” You started gathering up his soiled clothes. “Make sure to wash the vomit out of your beard.”

He ripped the shower curtain closed and tossed his boxers over the rail at you, grumbling the whole time. You bagged up his dirty laundry and set some clean sweats on the counter in the bathroom before you set to work on cleaning the rest of the hotel room, doing your best not to gag at the week-old takeout containers.

Andy staggered out of the bathroom 30 minutes later, rubbing a towel through his hair as he wobbled on still drunk legs.

“How’s your stomach?” You asked, stretched out on the couch and sipping a glass of ginger ale.

“S’better.” He murmured, stumbling his way to the bed and collapsing on it with a groan.

“And your head?”

“Fuck you.” He murmured with his face buried in the pillows.

You grabbed the garbage can from the bathroom and set it next to the bed. “Make sure you sleep on your side or your stomach. I’ll be on the couch.” You turned to leave and he grabbed your wrist, pulling you back.

“No, stay with me.” He mumbled, peeking up at you through those stupid long eyelashes, his damp hair drooping over his forehead.

“You’re still drunk, Andy.” You scolded, snatching your wrist away from him. You couldn’t deny you’d thought about it before, but there was no way you were going to let him make a move on you after the night he had. “I’m just 20 feet away, here to make sure you don’t choke on your own vomit overnight.”

You turned back to find him passed out, a thin trail of drool leaking from the corner of his mouth. You rolled your eyes and turned off the lights before collapsing on the couch in a huff.

Andy woke up to the smell of sausage and eggs as you slammed the hotel room door, carrying some takeout from the greasy spoon down the road.

“Shit, I was hoping to sneak out before you were up.” You murmured as he rose up off the bed, his bedhead a sight to behold. “I got you breakfast.”

“What happened last night?” He groaned, his stomach churning as he inhaled the smell of the food you had brought in.

“Well, you stole a bottle of Woodford Reserve from my bar, drank more than half of it, then fought Neal.” You shoved a plate of food in front of him as he sat down at the island. “Then I brought you back here and held your hair while you puked your guts out.”

“Fuck.” He murmured, fighting the urge to gag as he eyed the plate in front of him. “How did I get in these sweats?”

“Don’t worry, I dumped you in the shower in your boxers, no looks at the goods. And even if I had, last night was decidedly unsexy.”

“Shit, I’m so sorry.” He murmured, burying his head in his hands.

“Mmhmm. Eat.” You ordered, making him groan. “Suck it up, Barber, you’ll feel better after a couple of bites.” You watched him shovel a bite in his mouth and chew dutifully, taking a deep breath as you steeled yourself for what you wanted to say. “Are you talking to anyone, Andy?”

“’M talking to you.” He said around his second mouthful off breakfast, starting to feel a bit better.

“I mean like a shrink.” You said, seriously.

“What the fuck is this?” He threw his fork down on his plate, pissed. This was none of your business.

“Andy, you’ve been drinking yourself stupid every night for the past 2 weeks. It’s not healthy, and I don’t want to be responsible for you ruining your life.”

He gave you a snort of derision and rolled his eyes as he stood up to walk away. “Fuck off.”

“Hey!” now you were angry. “I care about you asshole! You think I enjoyed last night? I’m sick of it!” You followed after him, grabbing his shoulder and turning him around sharply.

“It’s not your problem, Y/N.” He seethed at you, ripping your hand off his shoulder as he took a menacing step towards you.

“You made it my problem when you decided to use my bar as the stage for your descent to rock bottom, dick!” You were yelling now. “Y’know what, fuck this. Figure your shit out Barber. Until then, don’t step foot in my bar.” You stormed out, slamming the door behind you as you slipped your coat back over your shoulders.

“Fuck!!” Andy screamed before charging after you.

He managed to catch up to you as you were about to open your car door and he slammed it shut over your shoulder, pinning you against the driver’s side of your vehicle.

“I swear to god, Andy, I’ll mace you.” You hissed at him, turning as you dug your hand in your bag. He wrapped a massive hand around your wrist, stopping your turn halfway.

“I’m sorry.” He murmured, pressing his forward to yours as he leaned against you. “I need you.”

“Andy…” this was such a bad idea.

“Why’d you stay last night?” He muttered, bringing his hand down to cup your cheek. “You said you care about me.”

“I do care, Andy.” You sighed as he took another step into you, pressing his body against yours. “Fuck, what’re you doing?”

“Stay.” He whispered, dipping his face to catch your lips with his and sending every objection you had right out of your head.

You sighed against him as you wrapped your hands in his hair, rolling your body against his. He ran his tongue over your bottom lip before pressing it against yours, his hands moving down to your hips and drawing you into him. You let out a whine as you felt his growing erection grinding against you.

“Shit.” You hissed as you felt a rush of arousal soak your panties. “Andy, we need to go back to the room.”

“Right.” He muttered, deepening your kiss as you wrapped your arms around his neck and he lifted you off the ground as he drew you away from your car and started to head back towards the room, thankful he had left the door ajar.

You kicked the door closed as he carried you inside, giving a small huff when he sat down on the bed with you straddling his lap. You slipped your coat over your shoulders and tossed it aside as his mouth devoured yours, lips molding to each other as your tongues tangled.

Andy slipped his fingers under the hem of your tee and drew it over your head, throwing it on top of your jacket before unclasping the front of your lacy bra and nuzzling himself between your breasts. He rolled the two of you gently until he was on top of you.

You sighed as Andy moved his mouth over the slope of your breast to wrap his lips around one of your nipples, sucking softly as he moved one hand to dip beneath the waistline of your jeans. He groaned against your chest when he found you sopping wet for him.

“God, I need you, sweetheart.” He mumbled against your skin as he worked at unbuttoning your fly, dragging your jeans and panties down your legs and flinging them aside before bringing his hand back up to cup your heat. “Need to make you feel good. Lose myself in you for just a bit.” He moved his lips up to brush against your neck as he rubbed his fingers through your folds, spreading your slick over your mound and making you gasp, your fingers gripping his massive biceps tightly as he teased you.

“Andy, please.” You whined, canting your hips into his hand, your clit throbbing with need as the pads of his fingers brushed against it.

He brought his face up to yours as he plunged one thick finger into you, a smile teasing his lips as he watched your face screw up in bliss. He dipped his lips to meet yours as he added another finger, swallowing your small cry.

“You feel so good, beautiful. So warm and tight.” He scissored his fingers inside of you, drawing lewd squelches from your canal as your arousal soaked his hand. “Fuck me, you’re perfect.”

You scrabbled your hands over the broad muscles of his back as he curled his fingers inside you, massaging that soft, spongy muscle deep within your canal. He buried his face in your neck, murmuring soft praises as you came apart beneath him.

You mewled as he inserted a third finger, your cunt clenching around him as you thrust yourself onto his hand, fucking yourself on his digits.

“You close love?” He asked, his thumb brushing against your clit before he started massaging it gently. Pressing soft circles into your core as you writhed beneath him.

“Oh, fuck.” You muttered. “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck……”

He felt you tense underneath him when he drove his thumb into your clit, hard. You choked on your tongue as every muscle in your body vibrated with pleasure, your release gushing over Andy’s hand and soaking him to the wrist. He felt your nails digging through his sweatshirt as you came.

He kept his fingers moving inside you as your rode out your orgasm, your body rolling in waves underneath him as your pleasure wracked you, leaving you breathless. Once you sagged back against the bed, he withdrew them, disconnecting from you reluctantly to remove his own clothes. Staring down at you, all he wanted was to press himself against every inch of you. Claim every slope and curve of your body for his own.

He gripped one ankle and brought it up to his mouth, skimming his lips over the jut of bone as his fingers skirted over your calf, pressing into the firm muscle there. His lips followed his fingers, searing your skin with each lingering kiss and brush of his tongue as he worked his way further up your leg. Your cunt clenched around nothing when he reached your thigh, his beard scratching at the soft skin between your legs as he marked you with lips and teeth. You tangled your fingers in the blankets and moaned when he bypassed your core, moving up the line of your hip as he claimed you.

Your breath was coming quicker as worked his way over your body. His lips swept against your abdomen now, his tongue dipping into your navel as he nuzzled over the midline of your torso. All you could focus on was the feel of his mouth on your skin, leaving a trail of electricity as marked you as his. He laved his tongue over first one nipple, then the other as you arched into him, pressing your thighs together as your pussy throbbed with need.

He moved to trace the curves of your shoulders, his breath hot against your skin as he kissed his way down first one arm, then the other. You were panting now, your thighs soaked as arousal seeped out of you. Andy traced his fingers over your torso, skimming over the slopes of your breasts as he moved to kiss the curve of your neck, sucking gently to draw light bruises as his hands moved lower, kneading into your hips. He drew your knees apart slowly, slotting himself between your thighs as he dragged his hard length through your folds, making you keen as he ground into you.

You were a mess, your breath coming in ragged gasps as his hips rocked against you. You were desperate for release, every inch of you tingling with need and when Andy’s cock brushed against your clit, you lost it. You threw your head back in ecstasy as your fingers scrabbled in the sheets, desperate to hold onto something to keep you anchored.

Andy just stared at you, one massive palm cupping your cheek as he watched you falling apart. He needed you so much, you were the only constant he had. The only person who didn’t make him feel like a charity case or a failure. He hated what he was becoming, what the secrets and the tragedy were turning him into, but he knew if you stayed with him, he could come back.

“Y/N,” He whispered as you relaxed and he stilled his hips, his thumb tracing your cheekbone as you slowly opened your eyes, gazing up at him through your lust blown pupils. “Promise you won’t leave me.”

“Andy,” a small voice in the back of your mind was trying to warn you, telling you not to commit to anything now while he was still drowning in his grief. But you were overwhelmed with the pleasurable assault he had subjected you to and when he pressed his lips to yours again, that little voice went away. “I promise.” You gasped when he released you.

He grinned at you as he lined himself up, resting his forehead against yours as he gazed into your eyes. You were so wet that he slid into you easily, bottoming out right away with a hiss.

“Fuck, honey.” He murmured against your lips as you whined, his hips setting a languorous pace as he pulled out halfway before thrusting back into you. “God, you’re so tight, you feel amazing.”

You couldn’t reply, you could already feel another orgasm building as you thrust your hips to meet his, mewling softly as the warm coil in your stomach tightened. You ran your fingers over his auburn beard before burying them in his hair, panting into his mouth as he brought you closer to the edge.

Andy brought one hand between the two of you and strummed his thumb against your clit, making you tighten your fists in his hair until it was painful.

“God, Andy, right there.” You sobbed, your cunt clamping around him as he moved to bury his face in your neck, nuzzling against the hollow behind your ear.

“Go ahead, beautiful.” He scraped his teeth over the edge of your jaw as he drove his thumb against you, and you screamed.

You fluttered around him as your body spasmed, multiple waves of pleasure rippling through you. Your knees gripping around his hips and squeezing as your torso rolled against his. You sank back against the bed with a sigh as your body relaxed, Andy still fucking into you and starting to pick up speed.

“I’m gonna move you, pretty girl.” He wrapped his arms around you and rolled until you were on top of him, pressing you against his chest as he kissed you deeply. “Wanna watch you ride me.”

You gave him a smile as you sat up, bracing your hands against his chest as you ground yourself against him. He was seated in you deeper than anyone had ever been, his cock dragging against that secret spot inside you with each drive of your hips, making you groan. He thrust up into you and groaned at the bounce of your tits while you let out a cry at his tip hitting your cervix.

Andy dug his fingers into your hips as he took over, pistoning up into with increasing speed as your cunt clamped around him. Your head rolled loosely on your shoulders as you let go, eyes fluttering as you felt another orgasm gathering.

You gripped his hips tightly with your thighs as it hit you like a truck, sobbing with pleasure while your muscles shivered over him. Andy sat up quick and caught you before you could collapse back on the bed, wrapping one hand around the back of your neck and catching you lips with his as his hips picked up even more speed.

“Shit.” He murmured against your lips. You felt his cock twitch inside you as his hips faltered in their rhythm. “Are you on the pill honey?”

You nodded vigorously, unable to speak as Andy’s violent thrusts had knocked all the breath out of your lungs and you were gasping.

“Good. Fuck.” He nipped at your lips before shoving his tongue down your throat.

You felt warmth spread through your abdomen as he shot his release into you, his thick spend coating the slick walls inside you and leaking out over your thighs as he fucked you through it. He slowed his thrusts as you felt him soften inside you, groaning into your mouth as he came down and collapsed back against the bed, holding you close to his chest.

His chest hair scratched against your cheek as he breathed deeply, trying to slow his heart rate back down and rubbing his fingers over your spine as you panted on top of him.

Neither of you spoke for a while, content to lie in the comfort of each other’s arms. You made Andy feel safe, and he made you feel needed, and that was all the two of required for now.

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