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aliceisaperson · 6 hours

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Linda and Gerald v. Charlotte and Sam really could have just been solved with a foursome

#linda monroe #gerald monroe #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #hatchetfield #starkid

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blinkysrewatchparty · 2 days

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YOUR APOTHEOSIS IS UPON YOU!!

JOIN THE HIVE!!!

Erm, uh, I mean, it's time for our first Hatchetfield-themed palate cleanser! No end of the world here, no sir, just a musical, though if you're a certain guy named Paul that may be an even worse fate...

That's right! Blinky's watching The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals this weekend! Get your sniggle on and please join us for a visit back to the incredibly special show that started it all.

Please note that the THE WATCH PARTIES WILL BE ON SUNDAY (NOT SATURDAY) due to the Pit Stop In Hatchetfield Livestream. And because TGWDLM is a full musical and the two timeslots are so close together, we will be starting right at the announced time, instead of allowing for the usual grace period for people to join. Have a La-Dee-Dah-Dah Time Letting It Out!

#blinky's rewatch party #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #henry hidgens #professor henry hidgens #general john macnamara #alice woodward #sam sweetly #zoey chambers #pokotho #pokey #blinklotep

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starcanwrecked-confessions · 23 hours

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charlotte isnt as bad as sam is for a multitude of reason

1. sam’s intentionally neglectful. charlotte puts effort into making the relationship work, but sam continuously ignores her, her needs and her wants for a woman far younger than charlotte, which is both cruel and just a tad gross. emma quite literally says that zoey’s ten years younger than her, and she is in a similar age range to the rest of CCRP, including charlotte!!!

2. speaking of which, sam sleeps around because he wants to!! we can tell he doesnt want charlotte anymore, and instead wants to mess around with women younger than her. CHARLOTTE sleeps around because she feels neglected, rightfully fucking so!

3. instead of breaking things off with charlotte, sam STAYS WITH HER and CHEATS ON HER.

anyways tldr sam is far worse than charlotte, she has every right to cheat on him <333

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly

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wigglyscardigan · 6 hours

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list of crackships the pit stop stream has offered us:

roman x woman

ruth x hidgens (one-sided)

charlotte x gerald

sam x linda

a possible foursome(?)

brenda x tucker (canon)

to be continued

#starkid #hatchetfield #a pit stop in hatchetfield #linda monroe #roman murray #charlotte sweetly #gerald monroe #sam sweetly #woman hatchetfield #starkid stream #ruth fleming #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #tucker hatchetfield #brenda npmd

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raspberrysmoon · 1 day

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yk i think sam sweetly could be knocked down a peg IF NOT FIXED if ted railed the shit out of him for a few weeks and then completely abandoned him. not saying someone should write it, but if no one else does...

#sam sweetly #ted spankoffski #raspy rambles

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jimjamjomjum · 4 months

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Call me back when you get this.

#Quick whatever you do don’t think about Charlotte #on the night of the Honey Festival #leaving a message for Ted because she hasn’t heard from Sam since that morning #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #fanart #nightmare time season 2 #nightmare time #nmt2 #charlotte sweetly #my art #charted #sam sweetly #ted spankoffski

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ssszlami · 2 months

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hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

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second-best-sibling · 4 months

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Hatchetfield as text posts part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #lex foster #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #sam sweetly #zoey chambers #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #boy jerry #workin boys #abstinence camp

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ratb4stard3 · 8 days

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Infected!Sam for the masses

What is this Blue Shit..

#tgwdlm #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #my art #sam sweetly #tgwdlm art #jeff blim #what is this blue shit #starkid fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetfield art #woahhhh silly man

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hipsternumbertwo · 2 months

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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Soundtrack on Spotify [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

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theonlymadmanonmars · 3 months

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What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Let me know if I missed anything!

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apothesized-moth · 3 months

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More TGWDLM Animatic stuff, Including a Charlotte Redesign, for Fun (And because I hated her last one)

I have so so much to say about this but most of it is probably covered in the written notes (Sorry for the, again, SHITTY handwriting.)

#tgwdlm #tgwdlm art #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm animatic #ted tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #charlotte tgwdlm #charlotte sweetly #sam tgwdlm #sam sweetly #;moth animatic #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tw cartoon gore #tw minor cartoon gore #tw cartoon blood

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blondephenobarbitol · 3 months

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"Sweetly ralphed when he saw it" is an absolutely wild thing to say in the first five minutes of NPMD. It implies that Richie Lipschitz's remains were so grotesque that it made the adulterous grandma-murdering kidnapper police sergeant Sam Sweetly vomit.

#he was ready to kill local six-year-old River Monroe #but Richie was his breaking point #Sam Sweetly #charlotte sweetly #detective shapiro #officer bailey #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #jeff blim #jon matteson #zoey chambers

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fruity-phrog · 4 months

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I think the ending of Join Us And Die is very funny. Charlotte got two verses but the second Sam started singing Hidgens came in with a shotgun.

#shut up straight boy #cedar crap #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly

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scripted-downfall · 2 months

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It's kinda bitterly amusing that Jenny's boyfriend and Charlotte's husband are both played by Jeff. Ted really is cursed to relive past events; tgwdlm is just him vibing in the background as Charlotte simps over her husband who just happens to look and (from Ted's perspective of Andy) act the same as the last dude he thinks the woman he loves chose over him

#insert the two nickels meme #idk if they look similar in the hatchetfield universe i admit #but it's just kinda funny (in an ouch kinda way)#ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #jenny starkid #(still don't know her name)#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #time bastard #andrew kilgore

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nabwastaken · 3 months

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#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #Problematic puppy #sam sweetly #ezekiel the nighthawk #barry swift #paul 23 #hyperspecific poll #hatchetfield poll

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