I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

I’m still processing. And I’m realizing that I’m not that affected as I could’ve been, because I was prepared. It’s not my first fandom. And not my first encounter with fandom racism. With a fandom war rooted in racism. Mentally I have been prepared. Probably since day one. One has to always be prepared in a diverse fandom with a clear white favorite. And probably because I’ve been through this already, not once, not twice, I knew who to follow. The trick is to never follow a rabid white guy stan. That way when shit hits the fan, and it definitely will, one way or another, you will be safe. You won’t have to unfollow, block or be disappointed. You won’t see nasty posts on your dash. You won’t drown in racism.