Sirius: I just knew. I knew when Walburga got pregnant that she would give birth to pure evil with no doubts about the pain it causes to innocent people. People already dead are suffering because of you but they can't say it because they are dead! But I know the truth Reggie! I knew it the moment our blasted mother got pregnant that she will birth you that you are made to make me suffer and I can't hate you because I love you!
James:
Remus:
Regulus: I'm literally just wearing a shirt.
Sirius: TEAM EDWARD??? ARE YOU MAD? HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?
Regulus: As if you aren't biased because you're dating a werewolf.
Remus: Don't pull me into that.
James: Hey come on, you haven't even watched the first movie, you can't pick a side yet-
Sirius: Reggie, I'm telling it for you to get /better/. You can't pick vampires over werewolves.
Regulus: I like sucking.
Remus:
Sirius:
James: He's right-
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anyone: mentions the marauders
me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)
also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them
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James going to the astronomy tower in the middle of the night to look at the regulus star and finding remus already there looking at the sirius star
Remus:
James:
Remus:
James:
Remus: wanna join?
James: yes please
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how friends find me after I listened to taylor's new album (I'm just a marauders fan):
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james isn't just the mom friend. he's the mom friend with the giant mom bag with individualized snacks, water, peter's inhaler, sirius' epipen, remus and regulus' meds, everything they couldn't fit in their pockets, pens, everybody's change, etc
and everyone thinks it's so wholesome until the day he pulls out a joint and a jack daniels
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the entire plot of harry potter could've been avoided if the marauders didn't name peter "wormtail" in this essay i will
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