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brokentrafficknight · 3 months
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Arc family pyramid
The Pyrrhamid even
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madmanwonder · 1 month
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Silent Knight Dating Perks
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epic-arc · 9 months
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The Crew
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obligatoryjauneblog · 25 days
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Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.
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thebunnyremix · 1 month
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Jaune: Trivia Vanille isn't violent, Neopolitan is. Get it right.
Neo: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: ...
Ren: ...
Roman: I'm robbing a bank tomorrow. And when the cops come for me, I'm gonna tell them it was my alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months
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Did I ever do the this ask? If I did ignore this it went. How would your favorite Jaune Ship react if Adrian called them Auntie?
As selected by the people, the chosen ship is Silent Knight!
Neo: *internally* I can't believe I got dumped with baby duty. I'm not even related to this little-
Adrian: Awnn-tea!
Neo: I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself if anything happened to him. C'mon kid, lets go get Ice Cream.
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Neo, disguised: *Signing* One Big Bowl of neapolitan for me, one small scoop-
Adrian: BEH!
Neo: Two small scoops for the little guy.
Worker: You got it boss. Here you go.
Neo: Thank you! Good day!
Worker: You have to pay for that Miss!
Neo: *Sheathes Hush*
Worker: ... You make a compelling argument. Have a nice day.
Neo: *Waves*
Adrian: *Waving* Bye-Bye!
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Jaune: Neo, what did I say about letting Adrian have Dessert before Dinner?
Neo: *Setting Adrian Down* And what are you gonna do about it? Punish me?
Adrian: *Crawling away*
Jaune: Neo I'm very disappointment in you.
Neo: ...
Neo: Fuck you.
*Sound of a car starting*
Jaune: What was that?
Neo: huh! The kid's a fast learner!
Jaune: NEO!
*Tire squealing, the sound of the engine gets distant*
Jaune: HOW'D HE REACH THE FUCKING PEDALS!
Neo: He's smart! Such a strong little man! Makin' his auntie proud!
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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soranatus · 5 months
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HAWKGIRL Kendra Saunders by Dan Mora
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notmaplemable · 6 months
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Pasteurized
Jaune: You want to know something funny?
Ruby: Sure.
Jaune: The sign for pasteurized milk in sign language is just the sign for milk but you do it "past-your-eyes".
Ruby: I didn't know sign language puns were a-
*Muffled sounds of Duel of The Fates playing and explosions happening outside*
Jaune: ...I should run.
Ruby: Probably.
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hotmal3celebrities · 4 months
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Joel Kinnaman - Silent Night
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mcmystery · 6 months
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SilentKnight Commission for @/TMan_2018 (X/Twitter)!
Thank you so much!
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brokentrafficknight · 2 months
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In the midst of "I can make her worse", I found there was, within me, an invincible "I can fix her"
...I don't have an ot4 name for it
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rodanhoax · 7 months
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Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...
Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*
Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.
Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*
Jaune: What's this?
Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"
Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-
Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"
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epic-arc · 6 months
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''Its DDD time~'' Part 2
After a long time, Jaune left the room with messy hair and some kiss marks on his neck. He leaned against the wall near the window in a somewhat breathless and flushed state.
Jaune: Okay they are sleeping now. I think I can go to the kitchen and get a glass of water...
Jaune would go to the kitchen but he would hear footsteps and he would look around but he wouldn't see anyone making him feel a little scared and anxious.
Jaune(Mind): Ok now there are two possibilities. Someone trying to scare me or the kitchen is haunted by a ghost.
Jaune would finish drinking water until he felt something around his neck pulling him to the ground and when he fell to the ground something would fall on top of him and he would open his eyes and see Neo with a mischievous smile on his face.
Neo: I believe it's my turn now little knight and I promise not to be gentle~
(Neo face:)
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Jaune(Mind): Now I'm scared and excited as fuck!
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rwby-sk · 2 months
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Jaune: Sorry babe, I have to do some work rn
Neo:
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Jaune: *bear hugs*
Well... someone will die if Neo doesn't get enough attention
50/50 on the odds for that one
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howlingday · 8 months
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Hello Hollowing, my prompt is this: After team RWBY finds themselves in the Ever After, they are met by a small child happily waving and guiding them towards the Tree instead of a certain Cheshire cat. Soon they were guided to the tree, with a mansion carved within. With children that looked like recoloured versions of their guide happily waving toward RWBY. They meet Neo, and Jaune, the small older woman clealry pregnant, along with Mint, and Trivia, and a woman similar to neo called CC... basically I want Jaune to explain why he has a harem of Neos with constant flashbacks of each neo having babymaking sex with him. With CC requires everyone else to overcome her instability. Blame Fatally Obsessed. I do not know why I make statements instead of questions.
Ah, okay.
This is way less terrible than I thought it would be.
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This world is weird. Like, super weird. No, but like, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER weird! Like, think of the weirdest thing you could think of, and it wouldn't be half as weird as what this was.
Okay, maybe not THAT weird, but it was weirder than Remnant, at least. Game pieces moved around, walking and talking like all the faunus and humans did back home. Not only that, but there were also talking animals, too! So yeah, this fairy tale world was weird.
But not as weird as what happened next.
"Hey! Over here!"
Team RWBY looked behind them and found a little girl waving at them. She had short, blonde hair, pale skin, and, as they got closer, blue eyes. Her dress was pink with a black sash wrapped around her belly.
"Um, hi?" Ruby awkwardly waved.
"Are you a Huntress?"
The question shocked the group. This was the first person they met in the Ever After, and she KNEW what a huntress is! Who was she?
"Um, ye-"
"Nilly!" A girl with long, brown hair ran up to the other girl and grabbed her wrist. Her dress was white with a pink sash wrapped around her belly, similar to the other girl. "We're not supposed to talk to strangers!"
"It's okay, Gats!" Nilly replied. "They don't look bad!"
"Don't you remember what Dad said?" Gats wagged her finger. "Looks can be decieving!"
"Um," Ruby stuttered, "we're not bad. Uh, y'know, if you wanted our opinion."
"She's right." Weiss added. "We're just trying to get to the tree."
"Oh! That's easy!" Nilly yanked her hand away. "Daddy can take you!"
"Daddy?" Yang asked.
"Mhm!" Nilly nodded. "Daddy is, like the best person to take you to the tree! He was up there before, y'know?"
"Nilly!" Gats chided. "They're bad guys!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
As the girls bickered, Team RWBY gave each other glances. This was very uncomfortable.
"Were we..." Ruby looked to her sister. "This bad?"
"Eh...." Yang shrugged. "Kinda?"
"Well, none of my siblings were like this." Weiss said with an unamused look.
"Pretty sure you're not as close with your siblings as Ruby and Yang were." Blake added. "It kind of makes me wonder what it's like."
"It's not great."
Suddenly, in the center of Team RWBY, stood a small girl with pink hair done in a ponytail, wearing a black dress with a white sash. She was so quiet, none of them heard her! As she walked to the other girls, they noticed she had a pink tail sway from under her dress.
"Nilla. Gats." She addressed the girls. "Mother's waiting for us." At this, the two girls stopped bickering. The leader looked at Team RWBY. "You come, too."
The little girl in the pink dress then walked forward, followed closely by the other two. Following the trio was Team RWBY. From a distance, a pair of eyes watched the seven girls curiously.
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Neo sipped her tea, enjoying the quiet of the house. Her girls were out playing while her husband had left to run errands. They would all return before supper, as they always did. She looked down, admiring the one change to her otherwise routine life she'd made in the Ever After.
Every morning, she woke up, had breakfast, woke up her daughters, and then spent the rest of the day planning dinner. Tonight's dinner would be stewed vegetables.
"Ugh... Couldn't we have something with more meat?"
Neo cast a glare at the whining voice. The voice belonged to another Neo, though the voice was not quite her own. Instead, an annoying creature had taken residence in her body, wearing it like a coat, doing with it as they pleased.
"Oh, don't give me that look." The being replied with a roll of their neon-blue eyes. "Even Trivia is sick and tired of it!"
The woman in question, hanging clothes to dry outside, flinched. She shivered as Neo quirked a brow at her former self. She hid herself behind a wet sheet.
"Ow!" Mint, a disguise of herself used to infiltrate Beacon during the Vytal Festival with Cinder, flicked the being in Neo's ear. "Oh, I was not being mean to her!"
Neo hefted herself to her feet, hands to her back for support. Soon, it would be her turn to bring life into this world. She couldn't help but wonder what her child would look like. What mother didn't?
"Oh, and before you set the table," the being said, "we're going to have guests tonight. Four of them."
Neo eyed the being, unsure of what they meant. For all their schemes and plots, the creature wasn't a liar and often made use of their ability to see and hear things outside their home. If there were guests coming to visit, then there would be guests coming to visit. Neo would need more vegetables, and hands to pick said vegetables.
"Speak of the Grimm, as you say."
Neo looked to the door, and a tiny knock came from the other side. She opened the door, finding eight familiar faces.
"Mother." Greeted Berry with stoicism.
"Mommy!" Squealed Vanilla joyfully.
"Mom?" Called Gateau in concern.
Neo glared past her daughters to the four huntresses behind them. They swiftly reached for their weapons.
"Neopolitan?!" Litte Red exclaimed in her surprise.
"Of course she'd be here!" The Ice Queen growled.
"Is she pregnant?" The Kitty Cat asked.
"Guess she found someone dumb enough to knock her up." The Blonde Bimbo rudely remarked.
"Now that's just rude." All eyes focused on the timbre voice in the distance. A figure in rusted armor dismounted a large jackalope, named Juniper, and removed his helmet. Beneath was a ruggedly handsome bearded face with tired, blue eyes. He gave a chuckle. "Rude girls don't get dessert."
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