Jaune's mom and dad stay with jaune because their house has mold but as it turns out jessica cruz came to visit
Papa Arc: Thanks fer Puttin' us up boy.
Jaune: Not a problem! I mean, Saph is putting up the rest, I figure I could handle you two.
Mama Arc: It was awfully Nice of her. I am happy for the mild vacation though.
Jaune: *Unlocking his door* Well you two deserve-
Jessica: *Wearing nothing but an Apron, Holding a tray of Enchiladas* Hey Hon- EEP!
*She fumbles the tray a little, spilling some sauce on the floor
Jessica: ¡Lo lamento! No me di cuenta- I- I'll go change! Sorry!
Mama Arc: I like her! She cute~
Papa Arc: ... The food smells good.
Jaune: *sigh* You two go get set up, make yourself at home. I'm gonna go comfort her.
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Red means Stop, Green means Go and Yellow means you can ride on Blondie. 🚦
Jaune: it's so great that you decided to stay here with us forever Jessica.
Ruby: Jess are you sure you're making the right decision? After all you're leaving everything you ever knew behind.
Jessica: Oh it's not really a big deal. I mean there's already like, what? ten Green Lanterns already. They won't notice one missing.
Meanwhile on OA...
Tomar-Re: Okay, are all the Green Lanterns from Earth already in attendance and counted for?
Hal Jordan: Here!
Guy Gardner: The one and only.
Kyle Rayner: Present!
John Stewart: Attention!
Simon Baz: Ready.
Jo Mullein: Let's get it started already!
Kilowog: Wait! We're missing one poozer.
Tomar-Re: Who are we missing?
Guy: Who knows? There's so many Green Lanterns from Earth that it's hard to keep track of... And while we at it. I'm not a geo/space-political egghead or anything like that, but don't you think it's kinda messed up that Earth is overly represented in the Green Lantern Corp. Compared to other planets?
Kyle: I hate to admit this, but Guy here have a point. Why do we have so many Green Lanterns from Earth anyway? Heck! I got to be one and all I had to do is be in the right place in the right time.
Hal: Huh? You know I never thought about it like that. And this kind of put all the Alien attacks we had into a new perspective. Do you think they attacked us because we have too many influence in galactic affairs? I mean Green Lantern aside there's too many notable humans in Galaxy despite us not being a space faring species.
Jo: This is definitely gonna make my assignment to the Far Sector a lot more problematic. I'm in the same boat as Kyle I was personally recruited by the Guardian in a club. I don't think that's normally how you get the ring.
John: What the heck with there's more humans in the Lantern Corp. Has to do with anything? All of us are Green Lanterns now and there's no changing that. Whether the ring chose us or the Guardians did, matters little, we still have the responsibility of a Lantern. And I don't think they are wrong in making their choices.
Simon: You said it John. You said it... Argus you getting any of this?
Meanwhile at Argus...
Amanda Waller: We hear you loud and clear Agent Baz. Make sure you keep them talking as much as you can. We need as much info as we can get from this glow in the dark clowns. Junior! Keep giving me constant updates on the Green Lanterns situation. You got that?
Gordon Junior: Yes mrs. Waller. We will monitor the situation as best as we can.
Amanda: It better be, for your sake too.
Returning back to OA...
Simon: While we wait for Jessica. How about we all talk about Green Lantern stuffs. Seeing we probably missed a lot by not being here. Preferably as loud and clear as you can...
Hal: Who's Jessica?
Simon: Ha, ha, ha, nice joke Hal. How could you forget about Jessica?
Jo: No. Seriously who's Jessica. This is the first time I ever heard of her?
Simon: I know you're new and all but that doesn't excuse for not knowing your fellow Green Lantern.
John: I don't know what you're talking about Simon? But there is no Green Lantern named Jessica.
Simon: Then which Green Lantern are we waiting for?
Guy: We're waiting for Keli Quintela. Who else are waiting for Baz?
Simon: A-am I losing my mind here. How could everyone in here forgot about Jessica Cruz?
Kilowog: Who the heck is Jessica Cruz?...
Simon: Not you too! You know Jessica. She's the... Eh, the.. Why can't I remember her?
And finally back on Remnant
Jessica: I'm sure it's fine...
Jaune: Well if you said so Jess... And Jess thank you again for choosing to stay with us. *hugs her*
Jessica: Oh Jaune... Now I know I'm making the right choice. After meeting you I can't imagine myself without you. You are everything to me Jaune...
Jaune: Jess...
Ruby: *grind teeth*
Jaune: Then we have to celebrate. I'll make a reservation at my favorite restaurant. And maybe afterward I can show you around the place.
Jessica: That would be lovely Jaune. And I think any place would be great as long as I am with you...
Jaune: *blush* Y-you do? Then I better go and make my reservation. Ruby can you keep Jess company while I'm out. Okay thank you, bye...
Jess: *blush* He's so thoughtful... 💕
Ruby: So you done trying to steal my man? 😡
Jessica: N-no I wouldn't dream of it Ms. Rose... He-he is way out of my league. With him being so tall, handsome, blonde... Oh I'm just making it worse for me, am I?
Ruby: *sigh* Look Jess it's not that I don't know where you're coming from but I love Jaune too and I have no intention of giving him up.
Jessica: I know that. Ms. Rose but I love him so much. If I met him first like you do I won't give him up. But I have no intention of stealing him away from you. I-I just want to be close to him that's all. Being with him makes me feel safe and loved. I feel I can be a better version of myself just by being with him... *tearing up*
Ruby: Oh Jess... *comforts her* You're just like me. Before me there was another girl named Pyhrra. Just like you I pretend I didn't want to steal him from her. But deep down I wanted him for myself.
Jessica: Pyhrra... Is that the red headed girl I met before right?
Ruby: Yes. But she died a while ago and Jaune loved her dearly. He was devastated by her death... And Jess if you decide to go after Jaune, I will allow it.
Jessica: Really?!
Ruby: On strict conditions of course. That I Ruby Rose will remain his number one girlfriend and you need to ask my permission first to go on a date with him and for other things to.
Jessica: O-of course I will always ask for your permission beforehand and I will never break your trust. (Yes. I can be with Jaune.)
Ruby: Oh, very well then. I Ruby Rose will allow you to go on a date. But make sure to keep it PG-13. Or else.
Jessica: Yes, of course. I will make sure to bring him home before midnight.
Jaune: Hey you two. I hope you haven't been waiting too long. So what are you talking about?
Ruby: Oh we're just talking about girls stuffs you know... Anyway, enough about us. Where are you taking Jess to on your first date together?
Jaune: I-it's not a date Ruby. I'm just showing her around her new home that's all. And Jess how do you feel about French food is it okay with you?
Jessica: I love it Jaune...
Ruby: Remember keep it PG-13 or I'm gunning for you Jess.
If anyone ask why do the DC characters suddenly can't remember anything about Jessica. Well that's just the price for abandoning your own reality unfortunately. I'm sure it's nothing...
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Summing up jaune's crossover ships
WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
1-KnightLight
You liked the dynamics of the two and the first film of the RWBY x DC crossover, but you are very sad knowing that Jaune and his team wouldn't be in the sequel.
2-Heavenly knights (Art from @brokentrafficknight)
Arkos but if Pyrrha was a knight and had a giant arsenal of armor and swords. Joking aside and a good ship, the two characters match.
3- Dolphin Knight.
You like dragonslayer and final fantasy. This is a good ship I must agree and I love the jokes about Tifa being Italian with Jaune.
4- Early Moon Knight
You like white knight and you really liked the idea of weiss from ice queendom then it comes to your head ''And you take the idea of weiss from ice queendom to the extreme'' and boom there is this ship.
5- Frozen Knight
Remember what I said about the previous ship and the same thing for this one but instead of going to the extreme you thought beyond the limit!!
6- Usagi Knight
Congratulations you want jaune's pelvis to be broken!
7- Lightning Blade
Two things: You think Jaune is a person who likes cats. You want jaune's pelvis to be broken with speed.
9- Bad Luck Knight
I can fix her/i can make him worse.
10- Empress Knight
Yep, nora haircut tip for Jaune was so good that it made even the empress from another dimension fall in love with him.
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