#ranboo honey are you okay?
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No One Needs To Know
PAIRING: Sisterinnit x Wilbur (Romantic)
WARNING: Cursing and unedited work (lmk if i missed any <3)
SUMMARY: as a streamers sister, you get to meet one of your brothers friends. too bad hes hot.
PRONOUNS: she/her, lmk if you want it changed.
STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW: Y/N: your name
People Mentioned: Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Ranboo, Tubbo, Molly, motherinnit
A/N: i made a poll asking which one y’all wanted like 5 weeks ago sooo yeah… sorry lol!
Part 2
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“C’mon, Y/N. I don’t have all day!” Your brother, Tommy complained from outside your door.
“Give me 5 more minutes, Christ!” you yelled back, quickly applying mascara to your eyelashes. To be fair, you probably were taking a bit too long getting ready, but Tommy also was being a little bit of a bitch.
After you finished getting ready, (Tommy told you that ‘If you don’t hurry the fuck up im gonna tell Wilbur that you shit your pants every day!’) you slowly opened the bathroom door to see Tommy flipping you off with a hint of a grin of his face.
“Took you long enough, bitch!” Tommy exclaimed, rolling his eyes. “Thought i was gonna have to tell Wil how often you shit your pants these days!” He laughed, and followed you into the kitchen.
“Mum, we’re leaving now!” you yelled, while tommy yelled, “YEAH, BYE MOTHER!”
“I wanna drive!” Tommy whined as you grabbed the keys, walking out of the house. “I’ll let you pick the music. I wanna drive!” he continued. “okay, okay, whatever, Jesus..” you’d said, handing him the keys with a chuckle.
The car ride was terrifying to say the least, with Tommy getting distracted by your “shit-stained” music taste. When you two finally pulled into the small café you agreed on going to, Tommy was nearly jumping out of the car and into the shop. You watched as he searched for his friend, whom was sitting in the corner, looking at his phone.
“WILBUR!” Tommy screamed as you covered your face and walked over to where he was sitting.
“Hey, you sorry son-of-a-bitch.” Wilbur said, smirking. “And ‘sisterinnit’.” he said, referring to your online persona. Sisterinnit became your nickname because you preferred to not use your real name.
“It’s Y/N.” You corrected, smiling at the rather attractive brunet. “but it’s whatever you want.”
“Alright, Y/N.” he said, smiling back at you, “pretty name.”
“Thank you.” you said, face beginning to turn hot.
“stop fucking flirting with my sister, asshole!” Tommy teased, smiling Wilbur on the back of the head. “save it for when i’m not around, as least.” He begged, after seeing you roll your eyes.
“I’ll try, s’gonna be hard though.” Wilbur flirted, smirking towards you. You felt a red flush cover your face out of embarrassment.
“Is anyone else supposed to be here?” Wilbur said, after a moment of silence.
“yeah, Molly said she’d come, along with Toby and Ranboo.” Tommy answered.
You had met Molly before, as she had been to some family dinners, And Tanboo was basically one of your best friends, and you had heard tommy talk about Toby. but that didn’t help your nerves. You had no idea why, but you were very stressed about today endeavor. You cracked your knuckles, a nervous habit, as you waited for Tommy’s friends.
“Are you alright?” Wilbur asked, furrowing his eyebrows. You studied him, trying to find a hint of teasing, a smirk or crinkle of his eyes. but all you could find was worry.
“Yeah Im fine.” you said with a smile, and his worry seemed to melt away as his honey eyes lightened, and a small smile graced his lips.
After about 5 minutes, Ranboos tall frame became visible as he locked his car and made his way in, waving at the three of you.
“Hey, y’all.” Ranboo said after he made his way over to your group. You liked Ranboo alright, and he was probably the closest out of all of Tommy’s friends. He was always calm around you, and when you lived with Tommy, Ranboos clam demeanor was a godsend.
After everyone said hi to ranboo, you all began to discuss random topics, ranging from colors to birds. Eventually, Toby and Molly came in at the same time, both finding your group and waving aggressively.
“Hey Toby. Hi Molly!” Tommy said, giving his girlfriend a hug, and Tubbo a high five. “Alright. what are we gonna do?” Tommy asked, digging in his backpack for his camera, (this is the point where i accidentally posted it lol) as you all were filming today. apparently he hadn’t planned out that part.
“We could go to the Amusement park.” Ranboo said, shrugging.
“No!” Molly said “1. Its december, for christs sake, and 2., i have a fear of heights.”
“alright, not that.” Tommy said, quick to defend his girlfriend. “How about the Arcade? downtown?”
“Or the Rollerskate park. we could mess around.” you pointed out, nodding.
“I say we do whatever Y/N wants.” Wilbur said, grinning widely.
“Hey! rude.” Tommy said, rolling his eyes. “It’s only cause you bloody fancy her.”
“So?” Wil asked, smirking. It took you an embarrassingly amount of time to figure out that Wilbur just confessed to liking you. shiiiiiiiit.
“Okay, anyway,” Tubbo spoke up, “We could go downtown and mess around, go into shops and shit.” Everyone seemed to agree with taht, and Tommy began the video.
“HEY BITCHES! I’M WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!” He yelled into the camera, and thank the lord you all were alone in that cafe. “Today we are exploring downtown london! scary, amiright?” he asked, mainly to Molly, who nodded. God, you felt bad for her.
The rest of the video was filled with clips of Tommy yelling and Molly making jokes, with a few random jokes about how close you and wilbur were being.
“Let’s play hide n seek!” You suddenly said, getting the idea at the perfect time. “Teams only.”
“I call Tubbo!” Ranboo said, walking over to his short friend.
“I call Y/N, obviously.” Wilbur said, smiling at you. You giggled and there was a plethora of “ews” and “get a room!” calls being made.
“Good.” Tommy said after a short pause. “I am NOT about to be paired with anyone but Molly.” He quickly got into his online character. “Okay, pussies. we’re now going to play hide and seek. Ran and Tubbo, you’re the seekers, and no going on public transportation, Ran. Got it?” There was a collective nod, and then a “LETS GO!” and you and wilbur were off.
You had a hard time keeping up with wilbur, curse his long legs. eventually, after you two were out of eyesight in a shopping centre, he took your hand.
“Wil?” You asked. “you’re holding my hand.”
“I’m fully aware.” he retorted, eyes on the floor as he made his way around the centre.
“Why?” You asked after a long pause.
“why what?”
“why are you holding my fucking hand, wil.”
“because i like you.”
“what?”
“i like you.”
The world paused for a second. did he just confess his feelings to you?
“Did you- Are you- why-“
“I said i like you. I’ve liked you for a while, too.”
“I’ve only known you for 5 hours.”
“yeah, i like you.”
“You don’t like to wait, do you?”
“Nope.” he answered, making you laugh.
“I guess i like you too.” You say.
“You guess?”
“I like you. and i have for a while. ever since i talked to you on that discord call.” you confessed.
“Good, taht entire confession would be very embarrassing if you had said you hated me.” he joked, squeezing your hand. He leaned in slightly, making your stomach jolt.
“Wil.. Tommy’ll kill us..” you whisper, looking up at him.
“No one needs to know.” he whispered back. “I won’t do anything if you don’t want me to. but i really want to.”
“I do too.” You whispered, barely audible. You leaned in a bit more. Fuck it. You lean in the whole way.
It was a gentle kiss. soft. he didn’t try to make it too much. perfect.
After the kiss, you and wilbur giggled, faces inches apart. “We better hide. They’re on their way.” He said, pulling away and dragging you by your hand.
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A/N: This sucks fucking hard but deal with it
#wilbur soot#wilbur soot fluff#wilbur soot x reader#wilbur gold#wilbur gold fluff#wilbur gold x reader#fluff#sbi x reader#dsmp#wilbur#shitpost#fic#writer#tommyinnit x reader
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ranboo fae cg headcannons:)
Fae!Ranboo Caregiver Hcs
Warnings: None!
Notes: AHH MY FIRST REQUEST :DD And this person is very lovely~ so not alot of little gear in this fic, this time on purpose, but still hope it's enjoyable~ Thank you for your request!! I didn't have too many ideas for Ranboo ^^" Plus my tumblr is being so wonky >:( But I hope you enjoy this my lovely requester!~
- When travelers come by, the village makes sure to give them one rule. Do not enter the forest. They try their best to make a clear path so they don't get lost, The fae live in the forest don't you know? Creatures who will trick you. With pretty eyes and smooth skin followed with tempting words, So tempting you'll ignore the fluttering wings behind them..
- Ranboo knows the village people know this, so to sense someone in his forest confused him to say the least. Even more when he sees how.. Well.. Small you are. He feels a strange urge to pick you up, his mind pulling at him about it. Is it your height that makes you seem so small to him? He thinks there's something more..
- When you come close to his mushroom ring, he appears gently. Sitting on the ground with fluttering wings, and wow are mortals always this small??? "Are you okay? You seem lost.. Do you need help traveler?"
- He may be.. Well, more nervous when it comes to this stuff but he has a job to do. He tries to trick you into giving your name up and when you manage to avoid getting tricked by him, he watches you leave.. And wonders how old you are.
- Then you come back, Ranboo's surprised but hey- it's very lonely in the forest and other faes are only so interesting, but you are something new. Something interesting.. So anyway, you two, similar to my Fae!Wilbur hcs, are bound to start growing close once you keep coming back!!
- Now, Ranboo doesn't mean to baby you. But you are oh so small and he can't help but ask questions. "Have you always been this small?", "You are so tiny- Wait, can I see your hand?" So if you end up slipping because of the comments, then congrats! You now have your very own fae caregiver!!
- Fae!Ranboo as a caregiver is anxious, he's very overprotective and always, always carries bandaids with him. And yes they are Disney princess themed. But after a bit of him taking care of you, he'll start to relax but he still carries the bandaids with him!! Just incase.
- Ranboo actually makes his own nail polish out of berries and some other ingredients!!! (fae magic probably) so he's only too happy to let you paint his nails, or paint in general!! If you wanna get crafty, he will make you some paints and let you paint on pieces of wood.. Although he does triple check to make sure the wood is splinter proof, woo fae magic!!
- Ranboo loves to cradle you, sometimes he'll sneak up behind you and just pick you up, spinning you all around as he laughs. He loves to tease you, especially if you giggle with him. "Hmmm??? Why are you giggling- Okay. Well if you're gonna giggle, then you need to know about another fae custom.. Once fae hear an adorable baby laugh then the tickle monster comes out! What do you mean I'm lying? Fae can't lie silly~ so It's true-"
- Fae naturally attract animals, but Ranboo naturally attracts cats. So sometimes when you two are playing a cat will sneak up, rubbing themself against Ranboo and you.. There's one particular cat Ranboo named 'Garfield', that tends to supervise you if Ranboo has to look away to grab more berries. He's basically Ranboo's spy-
- The cats adore you. The cats especially adore when you are smaller because they love to lay on your lap and purr while you and Ranboo are cuddling, the purring is very calming and they lick you very gently- Also if you ever cry when your smaller, The cats will come running and will lick you to try and soothe you.
- Ranboo tends to call you his 'flower', or 'honey'. "Ah, What did you find flower?.. Ohh it's a very adorable ladybug!" "Honeyy~ Its sleepy time~ Are you running- honey we can't- stop giggling! Alright fine. Then the big mean papa is gonna come get you~"
- While Ranboo doesn't have a very good memory, he does remember everything you tell him. About your stuffies, about your favorite color, your favorite food- Its actually weirdly incredible how he remembers all of it. It's written all in his book, or your book. He made you a book that is customized for you !! You get to color in it, put fun facts in it.. It also has the more basic things, some rules and things!
- Ranboo loves to make silly voices for stuff animals, and he will randomly make the most dramatic stories for them?? Which also means he'll do finger puppets for you. "How dare you Garfield! You ate the lasagna.. When you said Mickey ate it!.. I am betrayed. Devastated.." "that's so strange, because while I ate the lasagna.. I know you ate the brownies!" *insert gasp*
- Ranboo is definitely more of a dad caregiver, which means he happily accepts all titles. Daddy, Dada, Bubba, Papa, Boo. He's happy with all of them and his smile gets brighter when ever you refer to him with your title of choice!!
- Ranboo tries to be educational, I mean small brains need to learn right? But sometimes you look so adorable and he doesn't have the heart to tell you if you get something wrong. "Mhmm, and what color is this?.." if it's blue and you say it's purple, Ranboo will simply nod and agree with you. "G-Good job honey!-"
- Nap time is definitely his favorite time though, he loves to cuddle. He especially loves being able to wrap his arms around you as you two look at the sky, he will rub your hands in a gentle massage as he hums. He isn't much of a singer, but if you want a bedtime story- he can definitely do that. "Hm? A story? Sure, let's see.."
"There once was a papa kitty and a baby kitty, the papa kitty loved the baby kitty very much.."
#age regression#dsmp#dsmp × reader#dream smp × reader#Ranboo × reader#dsmp agere#dream smp agere#agere caregiver#sfw agere#caregiver!ranboo#Cg!ranboo
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Do you perhaps want to info dump about your DSMP superpower AU?
Totally not asking to procrastinate on literally writing my own. Nah. I don’t even know what procrastination is.
SKLFDJSJHDJFLH INFODUMPING ABOUT MY AU? ALWAYS. I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.
Okay so! Where should I start? *rubs hands like that one evil toddler cousin on Christmas*
The background setting!
So the fic already has a name, but I'm keeping it AND the MC secret as a lil surprise for when the fic is eventually published. All I will say about it is, it's not Tommy. *gasp*
Tommy does appear though, so I'll start there to avoid detection I think.
He works at the bakery(yes, it's owned by Niki Nihachu), which is right around the corner from the hero headquarters. So heroes are always stopping by for baked goods, especially since Niki's girlfriend, Puffy, has a son who's one of the top heroes, and he told all his friends about how good the bakery is.
And, of course, true to all the clichés, Tommy and his two roommates work as vigilantes. They don't work only at night, though. They work at lunchtime as well, since they all get an hour of lunch break & a lot of villains are out and about around that time. Counterintuitive, but then again, there are a lot of people in the streets to nab as hostages, and some villains actively seek out heroes to fight anyway. Like Redrum, known as the sharp-clawed, since he's apparently a catshifter (or general shapeshifter, who knows) who goes around stabbing heroes.
Tubbo works at the mechanics, his boss is retired hero/hero trainer Sam Dude(known as Warden during his time)! Sam retired among controversy though, because of issues surrounding the Hero HQ's former resident healer/ex-licensed hero, Lemon Balm. Tubbo couldn't care less though, Sam's nice and lets him take spare parts home for inventing(read: making vigilante gadgets).
Ranboo helps out at the local library, with Technoblade(last name unknown) as his boss! They're also the first out of the vigilante team Bench Trio to find out that Techno is the Blood God, one of the most popular vigilantes currently active, and one half of the elusive Emerald Duo.
Phil runs a bird shelter, and when he's out as the Angel of Death, he sometimes lets the crows from the shelter follow him around!
Kristin is a hero-turned-vigilante, formerly Miss Trixtin, currently the Goddess of Death. She's a bit busy with her day job atm though so she's taking a bit of a break from her vigilante job.
Wilbur is their son who left home after an argument about vigilantism not helping reform the corrupt hero system. He's a villain called Silver Tongue now. He keeps stealing important stuff from the Hero HQ with Fundy. He gets pretty close with Tommy after regularly visiting his (adoptive) son's workplace :D
Bench Trio's vigilante names are Aerie(Tommy- telekinesis + singing to plants to make them grow), Bee Bomb(Tubbo- honey colored explosive energy balls & metal manipulation), and Endgame(Ranboo- teleportation & compression, plus they can bite through anything)!
(Double powers are uncommon but not too rare, triple powers are EXTREMELY rare.)
Tommy's bakery coworkers are Fundy Soot(villain- helps his adoptive father, Wilbur, on his little outings. Ability to go unnoticed by everyone and anyone. It works on technology as well. He's also a general shapeshifter in theory, but he can't transform into animals bigger than a fox.), Badboy Halo(civillian- he can make red vines grow out of the ground! This saved Skeppy's butt once, cuz they used to live in the same neighborhood & went to the same schools, and one time Skeppy fell off the flagpole of the middle school. Bad's vines caught him midair.), and later on Ant Frost(🤫).
Niki herself is actually a former hero who resigned, she got too much hate about her power(copying others' powers for a short while). Puffy, who was her partner, retired a few years later, since she'd decided to adopt the orphan boy who had applied for the hero training program, and she'd need more money than she was making as a hero who had lost most of her popularity. She became a therapist, and fully supported her new son Foolish throughout his hero training!
Puffy and Niki never really talked about their relationship, but since Puffy's power is reading minds & emotions, and Niki can copy her power, they didn't have to. One day they just started telling people they were taken, and that was that.
Foolish is a popular hero who can call up storms & has the additional power of building anything in the blink of an eye! His partner(both work AND romantic) is Eret, who can control people's actions if they catch sight of her glowing white eyes. Their hero names are the Golden Shark and Monarch respectively.
Tina is also a hero, she graduated the hero training program with Foolish, but her powers(always landing on her feet when she falls, enhanced senses including night vision, and stealth) coincide too much with the top hero, Dream(can't get hurt from falling, slowing down time to give himself time to think, some enhanced agility), and she didn't get very popular. This will soon change though, Tina is the GOAT and everyone will know it.
Speaking of Tina, Hannah Rose the retired hero! She runs a flower shop! She retired after one of her wings was ripped during a fight, the physical therapy took a while and her popularity dropped like a stone. She realized how unfair the hero system was to unpopular heroes and decided to retire. Her wings still haven't recovered, her flight balance is too off for her to even consider flying more than a few feet off the ground, and more than a few seconds.
Las Nevadas! Quackity! He's one of the rare triple powered people! Golden duck wings, can manipulate card-shaped objects(a form of telekinesis), and has the ability to control odds(only if he's aware of all the variables though. It won't work very well if there are unknown factors).
Charlie! May be an elder god, may be the devil, who knows! He can turn into green slime, create green slime(with various properties), and additionally, knows everything about everyone. Nobody actually knows if this is a power or not, but it's certainly terrifying paired with his cheerful, optimistic personality.
Purpled! His skin is basically invincible, fireproof, acidproof, poisonproof, you name it. He also has perfect aim, which is very handy since he's an assassin. His sibling Punz is also an assassin, but they has flight trajectory manipulation and his eyes can zoom in on anything.
Skeppy. He's not part of the mafia, but he might as well be becuase he's literally always there. Nobody knows how he does it. But. He. Is. Always. There. He can summon diamonds though so nobody's complaining😊 lol
(But seriously, he's also fun to hang out with and plan pranks with. The mafia world is full of people who want something from you/have ulterior motives, and it's nice to hang out with someone who doesn't want anything from you other than keeping him company and talking with him.)
Sam, Foolish and Punz are friends! Sam suspects Punz is mafia but keeps quiet about it(he isn't about to make the same mistake as last time), Foolish is oblivious. Punz loves his homies, but is stressed bc Foolish has a v strict moral code and would not be happy if he finds out Punz is mafia.
Uhhh who have I not talked about, KARLNAP. Sapnap was a vigilante(he failed the training program interview) who quickly got recruited by the heroes, Karl was the same but a while later! Sapnap got patrols with Dream and GeorgeNotFound(all three go by their actual names as heroes, though Sapnap's vigilante name was Flame) and immediately gained a huge following(besides his fans from his vigilante days), but Karl(a.k.a. Timekeeper) wasn't that well-known even as a vigilante. He didn't give up though, and trained extremely hard every day. Then one day Sapnap saw him in the training area and got an instant crush. They talked, Sapnap began asking to be paired with Karl for duo patrols, they started dating, and now they're both famous & known as the ultimate power couple :3
Hmm, it feels kinda anticlimactic to end like this, so have a codename compilation!
Tommy- Aerie(place to rest suspended in the air. Tommy can float things in the air so I thought the name fit.)
Tubbo- Bee Bomb(Bee Bombs are wildflower seed balls that you leave out in the garden/in pots to grow wildflowers. I thought Tubbo would like the name, since his energy balls are supposed to smell sweet like wildflower honey.)
Ranboo- Endgame(They're so overpowered with their teleportation and compression that Tommy and Tubbo insisted his appearance alone would signal the beginning of the endgame. Nicknamed Ender.)
Technoblade- the Blood God(obviously.)
Philza- the Angel of Death(also obviously.)
Wilbur- Silver Tongue(for his silver tongue.)
Fundy- either Nonexistent or Ghost, haven't really decided yet
Kristin- (formerly) Miss Trixtin, (currently) the Goddess of Death
Foolish- the Golden Shark
Tina- Carrot Cat
Eret- Monarch
Niki- (formerly) Copycat
Puffy- (formerly) Captain Puffy
Karl- Timekeeper
(Mafia Codename explanation here)
Quackity- Rey Club, King of Clubs
Purpled- Tyrian Spade
Punz- Lapis Lazuli Spade, Ace of Spades
Hannah- (formerly) Faerie, (currently) Bitterbriar Diamond
Skeppy- Adamant Heart(since he's always there anyway, they just gave him a codename.)
Charlie- Dresden Diamond, Jack of Diamonds
Ponk- Lemon Balm/Sorrento Heart(they still go by Lemon Balm as a vigilante)
Ant- Redrum
Eryn- Demon
Aimsey- Daisy(star and Eryn are villains who want to reform society as a whole by blowing up buildings. Only when they're empty tho cuz Aimsey doesn't want to kill ppl)
Velvet: Red Flag
Welp, that's all for now! If there's anything else you'd like to know, please feel free to ask further! I really enjoyed answering this, thank you so much for the ask! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
-Lilly xx
(P. S. Almost forgot; HBomb is the owner & sole employee of a cat café with a maid event on Saturdays.)
#Lilly's dsmp superpower au#tommyinnit#technoblade#philza#wilbur soot#tubbo#purpled#tinakitten#ranboo#dream smp#dsmp#hannahxxrose#foolish gamers#eret#antfrost#quackity#skeppy#badboyhalo#bbh#ehh I'm too lazy to tag everyone#Lilly gets an ask#(just read it over and WOW this is long. This is what word vomit means ig haha)
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DSMP characters, but I dress them as characters they remain me of: THE SYNDICATE
/ PART 1 / ??? / (THIS ONE WILL TAKE A WHILE)
This is just an excuse to put them into funky clothes and to think about characters.
Quick character comparison under:
NIKI NIHACHU as Guillermo de la Cruz WWDITS
- Let down too many times.
- Very nice, sweet and very fuck up.
- "The only reason you're alive is because I. Let. You. Live"
- I'm so sorry Honey, I can't believe you're surrounded by idiots
- "*Breaks someone's neck* Sorry, I'm in a silly mode."
- Apocalypse Victorian meets Grandma Sweaters
- *Looks at the camera like they're in the office*
- "Yeah, I can help with that, but I'm on my break, sooooo...."
- A little pathetic meow meow in their room under stairs / underground.
- "Love you bestie! *Trows gasoline on you and lifts a match*"
TECHNOBLADE as BLACKBEARD OFMD
- "Haven’t died yet, have I? Maybe we should try that."
- Bored as fuck.
- He wears fine things well
- INTIMIDATION
- Dressed for a runway, not a whole bloody fight.
- Burned a ship / town down.
- He has cut fingers and made people eat them for fun
- Sneaky bastard.
- FUCKERIES is his middle name.
- A menace with a good sense of humor
- Loyal
- "Stab me"
PHILZA as Karl Heisenberg RE8
- "Your funeral."
- Body horror
- Trauma? Build a whole factory / basement for your weird shenanigans
- Family Issues.
- Killing family members.
- A fucking manic with manners.
- Destroyed a whole city for the funnies.
- "This hat is glued to my head"
- Short king.
- With a million of silly little henchmen.
RANBOO as MK - Lego Monkey KIng.
- Found himself being the main character by accident.
- G E N D E R .
- Powerful kid who doesn't really know what he's doing.
- Manipulated for someone he considers as a "mentor / friend".
- Needs a kick of confidence.
- “You’re a really nice kid”
- His mentor is an animal self-aware god.
-"I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die"
- Self destructive tendencies.
- "IF ONE MORE OF MY FRIENDS, FLIES (DIES) OFF TODAY, I’M GONNA LOSE IT!”
- Sees a literal monster and goes, "He’s build like a friend”
- His brain cells come and go, and that’s okay.
#dsmp#dream smp#the syndicate#niki#nihachu dsmp#nihachu dream smp#ranboo#ranboo dsmp#ranboo dream smp#philza dsmp#philza dream smp#philza#technoblade#technoblade dsmp#technoblade dream smp
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fic recs (part 2!)
I now genuinely enjoy writing these little blurbs and giving my opinions on fics. I would still like more fic recs :D
Part 1
Frozen Tales Don't Burn by phantom_star739 -- [38/38, 185k] A superhero crimeboys centric au where Tommy has pretended to kill the famous villain Siren and there are a lot of complicated emotions and it's so good. Tommy and Wilbur learn to tolerate each other, Wilbur learns that Tommy has secrets. My favorite part of it is the representations of the people as themes. I don't know how to phrase it, but (spoilers) Ranboo is innocence and Tubbo is knowledge. I love it.
on temporizing by LuckyMagicBelle — [incomplete, 46/50, 237k words] A weird ass time loop fic with plot where you do not expect it. It's just Tommy and Dream being chaotic fucking shits for most of the time, and then like a lore section that leaves you reeling, and then more chaos. Personally, I read it for the absolute glittery chaos that happens. It's an interesting kind of high, being so fucking confused but just vibing.
Penitent’s Rose by WhiteWolfCub (SilverWolfCub) — [25/25, 116k words] cc!Tommy and cc!Tubbo are thrown into the world of their characters and it dawns on them that oh, people actually live these horrid lives that they wrote. It’s now their mission to fix that. I really enjoy this fic. I absolutely adore Techno, and his voices are just precious too.
that’s just how i feel (always have and i always will) by ellis (ellabellachicketychella) — [1/1, 16k words] A twinsduo modern-ish au where Wilbur comes back to America after an attempt on his own life. He bonds with Techno, his brother, and reconciles with some of his old friends. And he starts to fall in love with his own life again. This fic is like a warm hug by the fire when I feel like shit. It makes me feel more like life is worth living.
honey and tangerines by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti) — [9/9, 82k] A crimeboys centric fic from Tommy's pov where he and Wilbur are ex-stepbrothers, and Tommy needs someplace to stay after finishing high school. He makes friends and finds what it means to be a family.
The encompass series by lightning_anon — [8/8 works, 250k] This is seriously my favorite fic of all time. Nothing has topped this for me. It's a foster au where identity, neurodivergence, and gender is explored and there's so much healing and it makes my soul feel whole when I read it. Tommy gets fostered and learns how friends and actual family works. Then other fics happen and you get to hear the different stories of people and it's really nice :D I fucking love this.
The Stepping Stones series by AdrianaintheSnow —[7/? works, 259k] Okay okay okay. At first. At first. You think this is your normal superhero AU but NOPE. Well. At first it is. In the first fic, there are a few things that just don't quite add up. Things that do add up: Tubbo is king shit. Tommy is a little gremlin who has somehow befriended his captors. Ranboo is chilling. AND THEN. You get a little crisised about how weird the rest of SBI is, and then you read the second one and your brain goes into orbit. Or at least this was my experience. The plot in this is so deep. I also read most of this series in a day, which was the most amount of words I think I'd read in a day, second only to Goblet of Fire. The plot in this is genuinely stunning and I absolutely adore this. The author is a genius imo. Personally, I like the 2nd and 3rd fics more but the first one has the most content of Tubbo being badass as hell.
Ad Astra by Hellenite — [3/3, 86k] A beeduo space au in which Ranboo is a bitch of an Ender prince and Tubbo is just a mechanic that wants to be respected and enjoys the sheer adrenaline of flying a ship in space. There is bonding. There is space. I'm pretty sure they crash land somewhere. Also there's a Sneeg cameo I think. What more could you ask for?
nothing more deceptive than a simple truth by ellis (ellabellachicketychella) — [1/1, 22k] A detective AU where Techno is the Primary Detective™ and Ranboo is the Assistant™ and they are trying to figure out the murder of one J. Schlatt. Very entertaining and funny, because Ellis' writing is generally entertaining and funny (fucking love them), but also keeps you guessing and I enjoy this so much.
Whatever Remains, However Improbable by 7CxRhye — [15/15, 90k] This is another detective au fic (I love well written detective aus holy shit) where Wilbur is like. a proper insane detective and Tommy is confusedly vibing and then the plot evolves on and you get more and more into it and BAM. Shit goes down. It's so good. Words. Are failing me.
Alrighty. Yeah. I should probably not be a summary writer. Outro time wheeeee
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Dream came to on a boat, with him in the middle of a rowing motion. He stopped, staring down the faraway as he considered.
He listened for the sound of the sea, flexing his fingers as he felt the material of the oars, breathed in, and breathed out.
"So," He began, a multitude of ideas flashing through his head as the words danced upon his tongue. "wanna be a queen?"
"Fuck. Yes."
===
There was a bee.
Ranboo blinked, looking down at the singular bee that bobbed up and down in place.
With an envelope in its mouth.
There was a bee, a bee with an envelope, floating in front of him.
"Oh," It dropped the envelope into his hands and began floating away. "Uh, thank you?" He stared at it for a moment, before looking down at the envelope in his hands.
It was... surprisingly nice. There weren't any bite marks, despite being held in a bee's mouth, though it probably had to do with the faint purple glow he could see on it. An enchantment.
It smelled faintly of honey and made of smooth, pure white paper with elegantly drawn lines of- Ranboo lightly rubbed his finger on one of the lines and brought it to his lips, giving it a light lick- Glowstone Dust. With the core that held it together being a wax seal with a honeycomb symbol.
It looked- and felt- very... royal.
He glanced back up, looking to the sides in slight expectation to see the bee coming back and taking the envelope back because it got the wrong person, but when no such thing happened, he hesitantly opened it.
The smell of honey went from faint to abundant. He blinked, reaching inside and taking out the note and then staring blankly at the very elegant, very hard to read cursive staring back at him in what was no doubt written with honey on gold colored paper.
He silently placed it back in the envelope and closed it.
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"Tubbo?"
"Yea Ranboo?"
"Do you know how to read very elegant cursive?"
Tubbo blinked, the hand currently signing away at papers stilled as he looked up at Ranboo, who fidgeted a bit under his stare, before nodding. "Oddly specific, but yes, I do."
Was he going to question how Ranboo got into his office suddenly? No, it's happened to many times for him to care anymore.
"Oh!" Ranboo clapped the tips of his fingers together. "Do you, uh, do have any time?"
Tubbo glanced down at the currently being signed stack of papers on his desk, and then up at Ranboo and then laid down his quill. He folded his hands on top of his desk and leaned back in his chair.
"Yes, actually."
Ranboo released a pleased hum as he reached into his inventory and handed Tubbo the envelope. Recognition flashed within Tubbo's as he took the note. "Oh, you got one as well?"
Ranboo blinked.
===
Tubbo nervously tugged at his tie, staring into the depths of the portal that almost looked like there was two instead of one.
Wearing a suit in nether probably wasn't his best idea, but he had bigger things to worry about.
He considered going back, for a moment. Not wanting to face how Tommy would react to his presence due to him being the one to make the final decision to have him exiled.
So he was scared, of the reaction of his friend (were they even friends?) would have as soon as he stepped upon the beach.
But then he also remembered how ignoring an invitation of a party held by another nation (he didn't even know where this one popped up from) would not give L'manburg the best political stance in case they ever needed to, say, ally and/or trade with said nation.
He let out a breath, and glanced at Ranboo, who seemed unaffected by the intense heat of the nether. Tubbo pulled a face. "How do you do that, big man?"
Ranboo turned his head towards Tubbo. "Do... what?"
"like," Tubbo gestured to Ranboo as a whole. "That."
Ranboo titled his head curiously. "You mean, me?" He pointed at himself.
"Wha- no," Tubbo dragged a hand down his face. "Just the- the heat, you know. How do you deal with it?"
"Oh!" Ranboo blinked, before waving his hand. "I just... do? I don't- I don't really, know...?"
"Oh, okay."
A moment.
"Shouldn't we be uh, you know?" Ranboo gestured at he portal. Tubbo, hesitantly, nodded and took a breath, lifting up his shoulders before dropping them with a sigh.
"Alright, lets do this." He stepped into the portal, feeling the familiar vibrations that came along with the usual nausea of portal travel, and soon enough, they stepped down onto the beach and were greeted by the salty sea breeze.
#dream smp#dream smp fanfiction#dreamwastaken#tommyinnit#tubbo#ranboo#Probably ooc#But it's ok becuz I'll never get back to this
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Crimeboys centric Au where Sorry Boys sans Wil are at a convention meeting fans and hanging out and stuff (Wilbur couldn’t come because of band stuff and is halfway across the country)
Everything is normal until a strange man with almost supernatural abilities comes and directly attacks Tommy. Suddenly, all the doors sharply lock and the man is thrown across the room, being held up by some invisible force, and a pissed off looking Wilbur appears in front of his friends, staring daggers at this guy.
Wilbur simply says “What. did I tell you. About the kid.” before the man’s head explodes into bits. The crowd screams. Tommy stares at the corpse on the ground, and back at Wilbur- who’s presence is crackling with energy. He raises his hand over the panicking crowd and they all simultaneously collapse, fast asleep.
After a moment, Phil bursts out laughing.
Wilbur clearly tries to hold onto his haunting demeanor, but Phil is making it very hard to do so, so he just goes “shut up man.”
The rest of the group stares, shellshocked. Tommy sees Ranboo look dramatically between him and Wilbur, trying to figure out if Tommy knows what’s happening. Charlie can’t stop staring at the sleeping bodies on the floor.
Phil evilly looks at Wilbur like he’s been waiting his whole life for this moment. He starts doing a mocking imitation of Wil’s voice; “Ohhh Phill I can’t belieeeeve you get so attached to these humans! Who would eeeever be so silly as to do thaat!? Philll I would neverrr waste magic on a puny little human, my royalness is wayyy too good for that” he dramatically puts the back of his hand on his head for affect.
Wilbur tries to scowl at Phil but really just seems like he’s pouting and grumbling to himself. Tommy notices to his annoyance that Wilbur seems to be avoiding eye contact with him. Phil seems to have gotten his fill of teasing for the moment, and shakes his head with a good-natured sigh before waving his hand and suddenly transporting them all into his hotel room.
Kristen jumps a little at the intrusion, relaxing when she sees who it is. “Honey, I told you to call before poofing in!” they share a kiss before Phil responds “Sorry Kristen, Wilbur had a bit of a tantrum and we needed to get on outta there-”
“I did not have a tantrum, I was protecting Tommy!” he huffs and all too casually flops on the couch, looking at his phone.
“Protecting me from WHAT. WHAT is HAPPENING here??” Phil and Wilbur’s heads snap to their friends standing awkwardly in a huddle.
Charlie speaks up first, joking to try and lighten the mood “It seems to me that we all must have gotten very very high and turned Wilbur into a wizard.”
Ranboo pipes up “We just watched a guys head explode. Why are we not talking about that.”
Phil and Kristen laugh, she cocks an eyebrow at him. He explains, “His majesty’s little human brother got attacked by a poacher, Wil showed up and wrecked his shit.”
Wil responds in a well-practiced tone without looking up from reddit, “Don’t call me that dickhead”
Phil waves him off “I can’t believe you made fun of me for YEARS for having a watchful rune on my wife when you’ve been stalking your own little favorite human this whole time!”
“It’s not stalking! Don’t call it stalking! You’re gonna make me seem like a- some kind of-“
Tommy pitches in “stalker?”
Wilbur throws his free hand in the air “yes! stalker!”
Phil seems like he’s about to speak but Tommy interrupts him, “Well have you been stalking me?” Charlie nods, “he brings up a good point” he raises his eyebrow comically “how did you know that dude came after us hmmmm?”
Ranboo loudly jumps in, seemingly having snapped out of his semi vegetative state “I’m sorry, why are you all just casually okay with all of this? Am I going crazy? That’s it- i’m losing my mind- oh my god this”
“You’re not losing your mind Ranboo” Wilbur swings his legs over and sits up properly on the couch “Look we- me and Phil- we’re like, not human people yknow?”
“Guessed that much” Tommy says
“We’re like- older beings. Older then humanity, we’re able to wield what you’d consider magical properties and do certain… things. Control shit and access more dimensions.”
Phil chimes in “A lot of religions know us as gods- think of it like that. Wilbur’s dad, like his actual dad is a bit of a king of ours” he said that last bit with that teasing tone in his voice, Wil grumpily shoves him.
Jaws promptly drop.
Wilbur takes back over, clearly excited to finally have an excuse to share this with some of his friends, “every so often one of us gets a special interest in certain places or people or whatever and we you know… watch them? I guess? hang out with them.”
He made embarrassed eye contact with Tommy for a moment, who looked like he was feeling a hundred emotions at a time “I stay out of human’s way usually, but me and Phil wanted to try doing this whole youtuber thing, it looked fun!” He looks at his hands
“I met a lot of people I very much loved. I didn’t expect that to happen. And when I met you, Toms I just- you’re such an annoying little ray of light. I had to bless you. I didn’t realize how bad the poachers were- creatures who try and hunt down those that hold our magic. It was too late when I realized what i’d done. So I resolved to kind of just… threatened them about it, and then cast a sneaky little rune on you, so i’d know if you were in trouble.”
It was silent. Wilbur added one more thing,
“Only you’ll know. When the crowd passed out- that erased their memories of the event. They’ll just think we left early.”
Quiet again.
The three humans agreed they needed some time to process all of this, and the group decided to go to bed. Sleep on it. Talk more in the morning.
Tommy couldn’t sleep though. After an hour or so of tossing and turning he snuck out of the room he shared with Ranboo to go out to the hotel garden. He found Wilbur sitting there alone, lost in thought, absentmindedly growing and wilting some flowers.
“Hey.” Tommy sat next to him on the grass.
“Hey. You mad at me?” Wilbur didn’t look up.
“A little bit pissed that you got some brain juices on me when you exploded that dude. Other then that i’m dandy.”
Wil snorted, and grew a foxglove in the area he was messing with. He put his hand down and stared at the purple petals.
Tommy pressed into Wil’s side, resting his head on his shoulder. Wilbur leaned into him back.
He thought about how he used to tease Phil for always getting attached to humans. He never understood at all until he started actually making friends with them.
Now, sitting here in silence, outside, during the witching hours with Tommy, when every single bit of logic says they should go back and get to sleep, when they have plans tomorrow that require energy, when they have so much they need to talk about and that Tommy needs to process, and yet despite all that they just sit together, Wilbur thinks he’s never felt more human. He’s never felt a feeling more beautiful.
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I like god aus what can I say
The scene of Wilbur aggressively offing someone to protect Tommy and Phil losing his shit about that wouldn’t leave my mind. Tommy absolutely teases Wilbur about this down the line when the whole god thing isn’t as much of a shock anymore
Tommy, thanks to having Wilbur’s blessing does have some magic of his own now!
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Hello hello hello I bring the gift of fanfic for the wonderful @the-radio-system-writes! I feel like I would like to give you a hug, if that's okay of course, it's just been so nice to get to know all of you and I'm very grateful for what you've shared with me this past month and I hope we continue to talk and be friendly now that you know who I am. I really hope you enjoy this, everyone reading this actually, I had so much fun making it and I'm really proud of it. @grey-rambles, thank you so much for making this, we haven't talked as much but it's been nice meeting you as well. Happy holidays and happy reading!
BeeDuo And Ghostbur Holiday Exchange
1,117 words
No warnings just pure fluff
The freshly setting sun on the horizon cast the landscape of white powder into one of purples and oranges. Trees with trunks and branches bare spiderwebbing the vicinity.
Tubbo sat on the sofa, his silhouette bathing in the the fading light, creating an aura. His mess of hazelnut wavy hair surrounded by a halo. His face, the left side with braided patches of scar tissue and a grey eye under his bangs, glowed. Features painted by the colors of sunlight and magic, with an open smile, followed by laughter that sounded like the color of honey. He was the clouds in the sky you dreamt of sitting on, soft and sweet like candy floss.
On the opposite side of me, sat a tiny piglin. An even tinier mess of pink fluff atop his head. Braids of green and grey showing death and rot among the soft pink skin trailing the left side of his face. An eye matching Tubbo's own, lacking in color and in use.
Tiny hooves pulled a small box onto his lap, waiting for a signal to open the one gift before the rest tomorrow, as is tradition for many, when a shy knock on the heavy wooden door came from outside, pulling me out of my thoughts.
I looked over to my partner and son sitting on the floor, Michael being shielded and covered in the shadow of his obnoxiously tall other parent.
The sun lowering behind the horizon as the day began to come to a close, making Ranboo's upper body shine, a clementine colored halo wrapping around his duel colored hair. Voice soft as they spoke to our son and a large smile highlighting his face.
Stretching slightly, I stood up from the sofa and walked to the oak door, which echoed a soft round of knocks again.
Upon opening, stood a man a bit taller than myself, skin slightly grey and hair a faded brown like shavings of a chocolate bar or the shell of a peanut, a rope in his hand leaning to a sheep with fluffy blue wool.
"Hi Ghostbur! Hi Friend!" I greeted cheerfully with a wave.
"Hello Tubbo and Ranboo and Michael! Oh I'm sorry, am I interrupting anything? I was just wandering to no where in particular, and I remembered that Tubbo and Ranboo and Michael lived near the area I found myself in, and I said to Friend 'oh let's go see them!' Is that okay?" He replied with a voice higher pitched and slightly distorted.
"Of course Ghostbur, you're always welcome, do you wanna come in where it's warmer?" I gestured to the fireplace behind my husband and son.
"Oh, I don't think that would help much, but if you don't mind I can, and I can bring Friend?"
"The more the merrier!"
So I walked into the large cabin, past the slightly shorter Tubbo and towards the very tall Ranboo and the even shorter piglin and the fire contained behind a clear wall and a dark wood boarder, Friend walking right beside me.
I looked at Michael, something small and covered by paper the color of the snow outside in his lap.
"Ranboo, what is Michael holding?"
"Oh, his present? He's gonna open that soon and then he has more to open tomorrow!"
"Oh. Why?"
"Do you know what Christmas is, Ghostbur?"
I shook my head and Friend belated, he is a good boy.
"It's a day that some people celebrate and you get presents, like the one Michael is holding, kinda like a birthday party, it's just something nice to do, some people like putting up decorations too!" Said Tubbo from behind me.
"Oh. Like what?"
"A lot of people like to put a tree somewhere in their houses."
"Trees don't grow inside, that's silly, they are silly, Friend." He bleated in agreement.
"It does sound kind of silly, doesn't it? People like to put their presents on the floor around it."
"Oh. Okay."
Think think think. Oh yes okay!
"Tubbo, could you hold onto Friend's rope for a moment please, I'll be right back."
"I mean, of course, but where are you going?"
"Just hold on please!"
Ghostbur replied, already opening the door, his voice fading. So I took Friend over by the fireplace where the other two sat, Michael grunting happily as his hooves brushed across the thick blue coat.
"Would you like some help opening that, now?" Ranboo asked and gestured to our son's lap, who grunted and squealed and nodded quickly.
Not long later, a round of knocks echoed again, I held onto Friend's lead so Tubbo could open the door.
"Tubbo and Ranboo and Michael, would you come outside, please?" Ghostbur fidgeted with his hands as he spoke, then gestured, so we all followed.
"I'm sorry, I didn't have an axe or anything to make one, so I couldn't cut down anything, but yes, here you go."
His voice was a bit higher pitched and shakier than usual, nerves apparent, as he motioned to a small group of fallen branches and twigs covered with pine needles sticking out of the ice and snow, three little cloud like objects colored like the ocean sat beneath them.
"Oh, Ghostbur!" Tubbo almost sounded shocked.
"Is that a bad thing? I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done anything. We can go home now, Friend, I'll take him now."
"No! Don't be sorry, you didn't do anything wrong, no one's upset. This is amazing, this was so sweet and clever of you, thank you, Ghostbur!"
"Oh. Oh!"
And Tubbo was hugging me. It felt. Nice. I don't remember the last time I was hugged. Or when Wilbur was I mean. I think you're supposed to put your hands around someone's waist, so that's what I did, and Tubbo put his head a bit closer between my neck and shoulder. Yes this was nice.
When we finished, I looked to Ranboo standing and holding Michael on top of their shoulders, Michael was holding a little stuffed chicken, that must have been what was in his box, it looks like this is Friend for Michael.
"I'm sorry, here, have some blue!"
Ghostbur was picking up the cerulean fluffy piles from the stark white ground beneath his makeshift tree, and he handed them to us, Michael holding his close to his chest and grunting happily.
The day was almost too a close now, the sky a dark blue with bits of pink, with white stars beginning to freckle, the air around us grew a bit colder but no one could care.
Tubbo passed the lead with Friend on the other end to his owner, and the sheep bleated, Ghostbur giggled and we all smiled.
"Merry Christmas, Ghostbur."
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Heal What Has Been Hurt Liveblog
hello and welcome to the first of 5 initial (but probably not Only) posts recounting my liveblogging of Heal What Has Been Hurt by @sunlitmcgee
ch1: and the universe said "I Love You"
c! tech did one (1) good thing and it was burning the egg
gogy mention/pos
its only ch1 and they've already gone DadMode. hasnt even even , talked to the boy yet/lh
XD :D
ch2:Flower Gleam and Glow
"weirdo mother hen guardian angel nanny thing." hehehe
moths moths moths moths moths
Clara :D
ch3: I've Been Ghosting Your Dreams
i wonder how tommy feels about warm rain
my browser crashed god dad is too powerful/j
ghostbur :DDD
oh i have so many feelings about ghobur
ch4:Come, My Child
not lots of thoughts just enjoying the domesticity of the bois
did enjoy the star freckles tho
ch5:Like A Busy Bee Taking Flight
"large purple man" thanos/neg
compass compass compass compass (im wearing my Your Tommy compass my bf bought me <3)
heheh dad said pogchamp
ch6:Flying Like a Bee, Black and Yellow Energy
hehe derivikat lyrics
xd dad god. why is that form even still in your rotation/lh
ranboo/pos. i love all Ranboos
hehehe time to sin!
c! techno/neg
xd having several children who are gods and can take care of themselves and having to focus your attention on the whole of creation is different than abandoning your litteral tiny children to go adventuring w a gladiator who hears voices
xd you could have shifted forms dont yell at them/lh
ch7:Cold. Why You Gotta Treat Me So Cold?
weird schlatt tubbo/neg nightmare tubbo/neg
GOD I hate exile
I am so emotional over them GODS
I need someone to be proud of me like xd is proud of tommy
I want a god dad. the yearning is strong
ch8: sweet like honey
any time someone writes tommy saying the phrase "ill be good" istg i feel my heart break
back sore, clue #1
micha 🥺
ch9: I Think You're All Insane
_beloved family/pos
PUFFY!!
every time i manage to forget the captain is dreams mom someone reminds me :/(/hj/nm/lh)
no more memory broke :D
am i using that emoji to much? i do not care<3
god enderman lore/pos
ch10: Deep In The Meadow
i also feel Okay. this is a good place to be
there is something so personal about tommy wanting to end the cycle of abuse and worrying he'll end up like the people who hurt him
good people have intrusive thoughts tommy:(
ch11:Here it's Safe, and Here it's Warm
hehehehe Wings also toms XD would never leave you :(
"you'll instinctively know" its not instincts if it hurts Philza
god i fucking love the personification of instincts. so much. its such a cool thing
ch12:Why, Tell Me, Father?
tommy has a perfect comfy bed and doesnt wanna move. mood
tommy is starting to heal and i love that for him/gen
how DID xd figure that out?
ive just decided just now while rereading that xd was too nice to phil
"you're still here" im gonna SOB
heal! emerald duo/neg
I wanna hug tommy :(
ch13:It's a Promise for Life Between Father and Child
what if i just [takes a white out pen to tommys trauma] look now hes just a lil guy! (someone do this to me)
[beats the doomsday bitches over the head with a stick] i will actually never be normal abt c!tommy
mmmm i should play omori
tinyboo. itty bitty
i dont wana read the interaction w technoooo [reads it anyways] its important
Ghobur! he back!
i think more people should let ghostbur get angry
ch14:How Would You Know?
idk how phil cant sense the Pissed Off aura xd must be giving off rn
in which xd is my spirit animal
:D(malicious)-XD
i like his hat :(
somebody please do this w my dad
ch15: Remember to be Patient
i am obsessed w instinct stuff. lil baby birb go peep peep
i was so lost in the euphoria of birb i forgot to have thoughts
ch16:Fold Up Your Wings, Close Your Eyes
WING TIME WING TIME WING TIME
"it's beautiful… except of course for the unholy screams"
xd " claws" and " adorable" are not generally words that go together
he is SAD the baby is SAD :(
what would xd do if tommy turned into an actual baby?
"its me?" AWWWW🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
hes a baby
i will kill any god for him
baby boy
precious
oh boo even *mentions* agere how did I miss that the first time? tommy is simply baby
ch17: See the Sunset
cant see glass<3
i want a cool space blanket (I have a non-binary flag space blanket tho :3)
I also like when things make click clack noises… am i birb?
I love hiiiiimmmmm
ch18:Nothing Could Tear Us Apart
they can both be clingy it's okay
i almost forgot to open my document when I started reading again
[wilbur voice] quackityyyyy
hes not even actually here but I'm lobe himb
hehehe lovey dovey qpps/pos
i adore my qpps and my bf
GOD i am not NORMAL about platonic soulmate clingyduo there is nothing normal abt my mind state towards them!
"You were worth more than L'manburg ever was…" grrrrrr growl hiss its so GOOD
more baby birb🥺
ch19:Come out and Play
is he a demigod now?
bird time again!
i love instinct shit have i mentioned that?/hj
baby baby boy/pos
i was reading this the first time and I was just like. hes so small
i fuckin love my comfort chara using my coping mechanisms
And with that it's back to reading<3
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masterpost/intro thing i guess, idk i just wanted to use my like two hundred dividers
hi! i am here! call me nameless, ya shit!
info!
they/them
MINOR
nonbinary
pan quoiromantic/cloudromantic aegosexual
kiss repulsed
asian (to be clearer half malay half chinese)
my brain is like literally a rock
thingos (all undiagnosed): depression, anxiety, adhd, neurodivergent (possibly autistic), body dysmorphia, slight anorexia, anger and trust issues
kins: boris pavlikovsky, mac coyle, kotallo (hfw), beta (hfw) , aloy (hzd and hfw) , katarina (10 things i hate about you) [i haven't seen it lol], blitzø (helluva boss), alastor (hazbin hotel), loona (helluva boss), octavia (hellluva boss), wednesday addams
stan: zo (hfw), ↓, ranboo, fizzarolli (helluva boss), stolas (helluva boss), verosika mayday (helluva boss)
posts!
current 90%: shitposts, interactions, hfw
occasional the goldfinch, grishaverse, paper girls, helluva and lgbtqia+ stuff. i like heartstopper, young royals, riordanverse and fnaf too (harry potter and mcyt occasionally).
i post my spotify activity on #nameless will die without music, cw-worthy stuff or rants on #nameless emo hours
i take moodboard reqs too, list on #nameless has a use for once
boundaries!
not okay:
advances, especially sexual. i'm a fucking minor, that's just weird. nothing romantic either, though platonics are okay.
shaming, slander, insulting. i think it's clear enough why, but if you're really that dense, nobody deserves that bullshit. especially body shaming and overall aiming for insecurities, having been very depressed and still am over my body image. it fucking sucks.
dni if you're: [insert every generic dni here]
do not invalidate my or other people's problems. no "other people have it worse" or "you're overreacting" or "be grateful for what you have" BITCH IT DOESN'T. FUCKING. HELP. so stfu.
don't call me bb-anything. it makes me extremely uncomfortable. basically anything else is okay eg. love, honey, babe (in a joke way) etc. i'd prefer genderless terms in this case.
okay:
sexual or romantic content, i'm okay with dirty stuff and i think romance is pretty cool!
send me pictures of hot people for opinions and send me memes :)
rants, vents or trauma dumps, i may be unable to help but my messages and askbox is always open!
happy rants, i'm glad i get to celebrate this with you! :D
about me!
heya :) i get sad sometimes and post sad stuff, but usually these are my aesthetics: chaoscore, piratecore, kidcore and grunge.
i am in a qpr of sorts, we don't have a label on it yet. they're not on tumblr, i'm not revealing their identity. 🖕. [i'm leaving this here, but i cut off contact with him.]
i have a spotify, and i'm usually an indie/alt rock kinda person. lemon demon is good. favourite songs: becca - the sukis, freaks - surf curse and 1985 - bo burnham.
my favourite colours are black, pink and green.
i have a cat. she's 10 years old and a proud calico. also slayer of many birds. a rat too once.
my favourite flowers are daisies. roses and hibicuses are cool too.
i'm in school.
i read ao3 a lot, with an average of 4h of sleep per day in order for me to do my homework.
my favourite flavour of monster is pipeline punch.
thank you for reading this far, have a meme :D
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hello~~! may i request a matchup? if not just ignore this!!
my name's camelia, i also go by kelly, zen, lily or camille. i am nineteen and i use she/they/he, i'm a genderfluid asexual and a wattpad writer! i enjoy animes, especially mha, death note, kny and komi can't communicate, i am 5'9 and i have a stressed out belly. i have ptsd, depression, restless legs syndrome, adhd and anxiety, i am claustrophobic and nyctophobic, i like reading and listening to music a lot and i often draw (tho i suck at it). i curse every 20 seconds and i am romanian, i have short(above shoulders) dark brown hair and forest green eyes, i am a dsmp fan and i absolutely LOVE billie eilish, melanie martinez and girl in red. i have parents issues and my comfort streamers are tommyinnit, niki, wilbur and ranboo. i have a fucked-up sleeping schedule and i am a hopeless romantic. my comfort characters are eijiro kirishima, l lawliet, eyeless jack, ticci toby and rarity from mlp.
PREFERENCES:
i would like to be called "love" or "sweetheart", i absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE hand/knuckles kisses and forehead kisses. i would like to hold hands and cuddle for like forever and read books with them while drinking tea it's just sjdvownfiehd ♡︎♡︎ “handsome” / “pretty” >>>, i love old cartoons, i watch them whenever i got time, and i also enjoy going out late at night! it's very lovely!
people i'd rather not get matched up with:
masky, hoodie, laughing jack, hobo heart, or any slender brother
EXTRA: im a virgo(11 september), intj and im very sarcastic and humorous. i do a lot of inappropriate jokes and most of the time i am very chaotic. i say random compliments like "you're pretty" or "i love you", and i hold hands whenever i can because djbskfhehfhd. i also love horror movies & games! im a fan of the mimic and my favorite movie is “texas chainsaw massacre”!
okay that's all, thank you for your time! have a great day/night
Thanks for the request :)
I match you up with Eyeless Jack and Ticci Toby :
Eyeless Jack:
Jack would love to read the Wattpad storiees you write and will think you're creative for writing stories.
He will like to read to you your favorite books, and you read to him his favorite books.
He will like hearing your music and maybe add some songs to his playlist.
He loves your hair and will run his fingers through your hair, sometimes even giving head scratches.
He will make tea for you and get your favorite book when it's just a lazy cozy day.
He will blush when you compliment him.
He will always call you "sweetheart" and sometimes "darling".
Jack will take you out at night to look at the stars, walk at night while holding hands or take you to a nice restaurant.
He will like seeing horror movies with you.
Jack is not very good at playing video games, but he will enjoy playing games like Minecraft and make a nice little house for you both <3
Ticci Toby:
Toby will like listening to your music and will share headphones with you. He will sometimes lay his head on your shoulder, and if you lay your head on his shoulder, he will be so happy.
He will think that your drawings aren't bad and that you draw well.
Toby will give you so many nicknames like "honey", and "love" or sometimes will call you "chicken nugget".
He will like listening to you talk about your favorite movies or books.
Toby will like seeing anime with you.
Toby makes sure you get a lot of sleep. He feels bad when you are sleepy.
He also likes seeing old cartoons and will like seeing them with you while eating your favorite snacks.
Toby will always kiss you. He will be kissing your knuckles when holding hands and giving your forehead kisses when you're falling asleep.
He will sometimes not get the inappropriate jokes until you explain them to him, then he will blush a bit.
Toby love the compliments you give and will also give you compliments.
Have a nice day :)
#creepypasta#cp headcanons#creepypasta headcanons#ticci toby hc#eyeless jack#ticci toby#ticci toby headcanons#eyeless jack hc#eyeless jack headcanon#tobias erin rogers
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Wipes, sunshine I fuckin destroyed my knee (not really just moved a bone) so I'm doing a mental recap of devil's law (I always misremember the name) characters so plz correct me of I'm wrong
Mc: memory of their summers as clean as a math test, no think let's do type of person, a complete mess, we love them
Faebur: a lovable nuisance, a murderer😬???, Protective sibling/bf, doesn't know about boundaries
Eileen: a complete weirdo, also lovable, caring and the mother friend, a cockblock🙄
Garth: best husband, understanding, I know he knows something I can't put my finger on it 🤔🤔
Honey: a baby (or a toddler??) No comments she is just a baby ✨✨
Phil: another weirdo, magic man🧙🧙, curious man why didn't you throw that raccoon boy away?? I need to know more about him, where are you from baby??
Tommy: a complete chaos (does is surprise you), wants to learn 🪄✨, but Will also knows magic🤔🤔, why he didn't teach him??, I bet if he tried something bad happened, also blood covered tommy?? Not a good sign
Fundy: mysterious man, monster hunter🪓🪓 (points against him, in this house we support monster fuckin) where are you from?? Who haunts you??
Niki and Ranboo: know nothing about them, but I love them anyways 🥰🥰🥰
you MOVED A FUCKING BONE???? UM??? i hope you're okay now!?!?!?!?!
ahhhh and its all good, it IS (villain by the) devil's law SO YOU ARE CORRECT! *the price is right theme*
MC is on point, very impulsive head fucking empty because it was invaded by a magic hand lol
and i wouldn't say sibling, more like a close close friend because if we say sibling we ride into DANGEROUS territory BUT YES protective like no other, who's boundaries who is she
eileen is RIGHT AND SO IS GARTH, and yes he knows things, they've known each other since high school, you think they have SECRETS? married to EILEEN?
honey is the best toddler i've ever met hands down (i say toddler because um. ive made her age horribly ambiguous)
phil TRIED SO HARD to throw him away the fucker is like A ROACH
OKAY so with tommy, what my aim for him is that he is of course magic, but in an inherent way, like he's magic inside of him but he really likes the way phil, born human and bland and boring, can perform magic as well and he wants to know all about HIS magic, and because well, will mopes around because of you know who pretty much ALL the time so djfjsjfj.
FUNDY. OUR BLORBO. for his arc, i am very very excited.
niki and ranboo are trying to live their lives supernatural free so they called the human version of beetlejuice LMAO
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okay i have sccowered the cursed/lh lands of pintrest to find the best (worst) clothing to represent cs!beeduo (coming to u in two parts)
okay so… cs!tubbo is a funny lil guy. anyway my thoughts are as follows
1.baby shirt. it has jamming vibes! perfect for a jamming dude
2.jfk-is-trapped-in-the-moon shirt. gonna be honest i just find the shirt quite funny! also i think there is an official birds aren’t real organization and i think there was a rally about it in my state like this year. anyway!
3.slug ring. sluggish and honey colored. what’s not to love? cs!tubbo is the kinda guy to like some little sluggy creatures.
4.fish bag. part of me wants this bag’s opening to be the mouth but i would assume not. anyway cs!tubbo would be the kinda guy to rip a hole in the mouth to make it a functional opening.
also im watching an mcc vod rn and i havent been spoiled of the results yet by finding these
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG i was waiting for my fever to go down because otherwise i feel like i would have lost my shit at the fish bag and been rendered incapable of any further commentary
i'm gonna rate these for posterity's sake (is that how i use that term i don't know do i look like a goddamn writer to you)
Baby Shirt: 8/10, MASSIVE fan of the jamming babies but I think he would need it in a brighter color. cs!tubbo isn't OPPOSED to wearing grey but i cant see him doing it that often. cs!tommy might buy this for him as a bday gift and he shoves it in the back of his closet and never touches it . im a fan nevertheless
JFK: 5/10 big fan of the bad photoshop personally and the lowercase wake up america I just think it would proabably unsettle cs!ranboo so cs!tubbo wouldnt wear it
Slug Ring: 11/10 MASSIVE FAN MASSIVE FUCKING FAN OF THE SLUG RING VERY GOOD
Fish Bag; 9/10 its perfect Im docking a point though because I want the fish bag and i dont want to twin cstubbo hed call me a slur. thats a lie cstubbo doesnt call people a slur. i would though. call him a slur. no i wouldnt thats also a lie. BIGGG FAN OF FISH BAG
cglad i could keep u from mcc spoielrs now i didnt look too closesly at ur other ask so its gonna be a surprise hehe
#nightmare.ask#sleepy anon ☁️#long post#nightmare.fave#nightmare.cough-syrup#tbh I always figured csranboo would propose with a black or emerald sort of weddding ring w silver but#Im considering the slug ring now#Actually. actually. Actually.#You may have given me an idea for a REALLY funny cough syrup scene I might dm you my thoughts on that
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Even Sunshine Needs to Sleep
by arxnoon
"I said it! You're a bitch! You're so fucking awful, you're absolutely evil! I can't handle looking at your disgusting face!"
"Why are you screaming at me?!"
Tommy's lips wobbled, shaking. He wrapped arms around himself, ducking his head into his hoodie, eyes filling with tears.
"Please."
"What- what do you want me to do, Tom?"
Tommy's body shook from gut-wrenching cries.
"Please hit me, Wil, please." Wilbur's heart ached. The kid just wanted to be touched.
"C'mere, Tommy." Wilbur murmured. Tommy crashed into his chest, his arms gently wrapping around the boy's delicate frame.
"Wil-" Tommy wailed, small fists clenching his shirt. "Wil, please."
"You're okay, honey." Wilbur promised, rocking them back and forth. "I'm not gonna hurt you."
"Promise?" Tommy asked.
"Promise."
Tommy sobbed, louder, wails muffled with how his nose buried deeper into Wilbur's chest, figure small as it shivered pressed against his stomach. Wilbur hummed, ducking his head into his blond curls, breathing into them softly.
Tommy's touch-starved so he picks fights to feel touch. Ft. undertones of child abuse.
Words: 2257, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 24 of Dream SMP Oneshots
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
Additional Tags: Protective Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Not Siblings, Enemies to Friends, Sports, Mentioned Toby Smith | Tubbo, Mentioned Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Niki | Nihachu, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Trans Character, Trans TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Touch-Starved, Touch-Starved TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Binding - Freeform, Binders - Freeform, Trans Male Character, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Clothes, Sharing a Room, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Angst (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Pet Names, Wordcount: 1.000-5.000, Good Wilbur Soot, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Platonic Cuddling, Arguing, Crying, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author Projecting onto TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/41380158
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MCYT x Oc's x Reader(Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3)
Remember, I only take ownership of Megan. Syrex and all of the other characters were not made by me. Syrex is a friend's OC.
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Tubbo: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Tommy: That's deep.
Ranboo: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Tommy: That's deeper.
Megan: ...You guys are idiots.
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Syrex: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Tommy: Weight loss?
Wilbur: Drink water.
Ranboo: Clear skin?
Tubbo: Drink water.
Megan: Want to get rid of someone?
Y/n: Drown them.
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Syrex: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Y/n: Not if they consent to it.
Megan: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Tommy: YES??!!?
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Syrex, teaching Megan to drive: Okay, you're driving and Ranboo and Dream walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Megan: Oh, definitely Dream. I could never hurt Ranboo.
Syrex, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Y/n: They... Well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Ranboo: Um, murder???
Syrex: Adventuring!
Megan: Tuesday.
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Syrex: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Y/n, Ranboo, & Megan: Okay.
Syrex: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Ranboo: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Megan: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Y/n: Megan isn’t answering their phone
Ranboo: I’ll call
Y/n: Tommy, Tubbo, Syrex, and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Megan: Hello?
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Tommy: Why is the statue smirking at me?
Megan: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you're all just imagining it.
Tommy: Three of us saw it, Megan. How do you explain that?
Megan: *Points at Y/n* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Syrex* Paranoia. *Points at Tommy* idiot.
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Megan: Ranboo doesn’t like me in that way.
Y/n: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Megan: Honey?
Ranboo *looking at phone, not paying attention*: Yes, dear?
Megan *Bright red blush*:
Ranboo *Blush, Wide-eyed Realization*:
Y/n: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Y/n: Rules were made to be broken.
Syrex: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Megan: Uh, piñatas.
Tommy: Glow sticks.
Wilbur: Karate boards.
Ranboo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Y/n: Rules.
Syrex:
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#mcyt headcannons#mcyt x you#mcyt x oc#mcyt x y/n#reader x ocs#incorrect quotes#dream smp headcanons#y/n x oc
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I have never in my life drawn a comic but I felt an urge.
Now that it is done I will go back to worrying about this enderchild’s fate.
#this has no words because i have no words#ranboo honey are you okay?#Ranboo#dream smp#dream smp fanart#dsmp spoilers#dsmp ranboo#c!ranboo#dream#dream smp comic#ranboo fanart#Ranboo comic#smp fanart#dsmp fanart#dsmp fancomic#fanart#dsmp comic#comic#my art#csp art
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