Chapter 4
Mina and Sero wanted to ask which student was so bad; they could barely control themselves.
The three of them answered questions and when it was over was escorted to an empty classroom to wait for their ride to pick them up.
“Soooooo…. Mr. Red Riot. Which one of those beautiful young girls captured your heart?” Sero asked.
Kirishima smiled at him.
“She was sitting up front with the long black hair that was in a pony with a white bow.” He said, just thinking about her made his heart race. She was the one for him.
Mina and Sero had to think.
“Oh! The one that was sitting right up front. Oh! Kiri! She was adorable! I think she will be perfect for you.” Mina said. Sero agreed.
Kirishima honestly did not care if his friends did not approve of his soon to be relationship.
But he was glad that they did, just made things easier.
Sero pulled out his phone.
“Seems like our ride is here, lets go.” He announced. Kirishima and Mina nodded and walked out the door. Just then Kirishima felt someone crash into him. He looked down and it was his angel.
“Oh, my goodness! I am so sorry! I did not mean to run into you.” She apologized. Kirishima gave her a smile and shook his head.
“That is ok, I should watch where I am going. Are you ok?” He asks. Hikari’s face was beet red, and she could not speak but she nodded her head.
“Alright that’s good, say I have to go but maybe we’ll see each other again.” He said before walking away.
Kirishima could not believe it; his little angel ran into him. He felt her warmth if only for a second.
Mina, Sero and Kirishima got in the car and drove away.
Today was going to be an easy day. Just patrolling.
Kirishima was about done with his rounds; it was close to five o’clock and he was not too sure what it was that he had done all day. His head was filled with just her.
He then got a call just as he was heading back towards his office.
“Hello?” Kirishima answered.
“Good, Evening Eijirou. I was wondering if you were not busy. If you would like to come over for dinner?” Kenji stated.
How lucky was Kirishima? He must see his angel three times now. This time a bit up close and personal?
“Wow, you just caught me as I was about to end my patrol. Can you give me like forty-five minutes, and I will be there? Send me your address.” Kirishima said.
“Of course! Please take your time, we will be waiting for you.” Kenji said before ending the phone call.
Kirishima felt like a young boy in high school. He was giddy.
He needed to stop and control himself.
He needed to be incredibly careful with how he did this.
The first step in his plan was to win over the parents.
He’s already got Kenji in the bag, but Kenji was such a people pleaser that he was sure his wife controlled everything.
Kirishima felt pure rage over that fact, he was not going to let some women keep him from what he wanted.
But then again maybe not. She was relaxed and would fall head over heels for Kirishima.
Only time would tell.
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*Draculaura rushes through the halls with a positive pregnancy test*
Draculaura: No, no, no, no-
Frankie: Hey LaLa.
*Draculaura delivers a hard punch to Frankie's stomach*
Draculaura: You are one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw your unlife away. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
Frankie: What are you talking about???
Draculaura: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Frankie: ...I'm not pregnant.
Draculaura: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Frankie: I was never pregnant Draculaura!
Draculaura: Are you sure?
Frankie: Yes, I'm sure!
Cleo: I'm sorry, but why is everybody yelling over here?
Draculaura: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test, and-
*Cleo delivers a hard punch to Frankie's stomach*
Cleo: I know that we have had our differences in the past, but I cannot stand idly by and let you ruin the fearleading squad's chance at nationals, and we will never get there with you rocking a fetus fanny pack.
Frankie: ...I'm not pregnant!
Cleo: Oh, well I just assumed-
Draculaura: Well yeah, it does make the most sense.
Frankie: No, it doesn't make any sense. My body is made of multiple dead people. I can't reproduce!
Cleo: All right, well now that we've established it's not Frankie's and her bodily functions semantics... Draculaura?
Draculaura: All vampires are infertile.
Cleo: Right. And it can't be me because I'm halfway through Shark Week.
*Frankie and Draculaura share a shocked/nervous look*
Cleo: Yeah, I know what you call my period when I'm not around. So that means somebody else is pregnant. So let's go find out who it is—
Draculaura: And congratulate them!
Cleo: No, mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school. This is high school, not an episode of Lizard McGuire.
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* ― 𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑶𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.
( contains sentences / phrases from the series most popular girl in school on youtube! feel free to change pronouns and add the name of characters. CONTAINS HEAVY LANGUAGE AND NSFW/18+ MATERIAL! )
“Well, I was all like ‘No, and then you were like, you are!””
“He was all like ‘No, but then you are!’ and I was like... I kind of am.”
“So, long story short, he’s kind of my boyfriend right now.”
“I am so pretty.”
“Is there, like, cheer practice today?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I asked you first.”
“I asked you second.”
“Who the fuck let you in here?”
“So, [name], let me tell you how things work around here.”
“I already know how things work around here.”
“This is my bathroom, this is my place, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”
“Guess what? I already know all those things.”
“You’re not from around here, are you, [name]?”
“Where the fuck is that?”
“Okay, [name] just what the fuck do you want?”
“I want to poop here.”
“Whenever I want, for as long as I want.”
“Fine, but know this, I do not like you.”
“I feel indifferent towards you.”
“I’ll be watching you.”
“I’m going to poop now.”
“Owned. Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!”
“Was that slutty of me that I gave you a handjob last night?”
“Why do you say ‘how do you say’ before words you CLEARLY know how to say?!”
“She’s so from Montreal.”
“In exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of Glee with me.”
“God, I hate her so much.”
“I mean, it was good, it wasn’t great.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.”
“I’M NOT PREGNANT!”
“Well, not after that punch you’re not!”
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