she's mackenzie zales, duh, homecoming queen, head cheerleader, part time model.
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Angel, watching Cherri walk over: Hey, Cherri-
Cherri: *punches Angel in the gut*
Angel, doubled over: AGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!!
Cherri: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young, YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL.
Angel, strained: ..What the fuck are you talking about??
Cherri: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.
Husk:
Husk: *leaves*
Angel, shouting after Husk: I’M NOT PREGNANT!
Cherri: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking Muay Thai classes.
Angel, through gritted teeth: I was never pregnant, Cherri.
Cherri: *blinks*
Cherri: Are you sure?
Angel: Yes, I’m fucking sure!
Vaggie, walking over: Why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?
Cherri: I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Vaggie: *punches Angel’s gut*
Angel: UGH-..MOTHERFUCKER.
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I hope they return even if just so Than can review the new Ryan Gosling movie
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"Who the fuck are you, duh?"
I've loved MPGIS for a very long time, but lately... Lately I've just been OBSESSED with it OH MY GOD.
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Presenting The Mean Girls Showdown Winners!
10th Place: Cleo De Nile
“Talk is cheap, not unlike Toralei’s earrings.”
9th Place: Jennifer Check
"God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You’re such a cliché."
8th Place: Miranda Priestly
"Details of your incompetence do not interest me."
7th Place: James
"Team Rocket may be dirty rotten criminals, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least, not yet."
6th Place: Butt-Head
"You're never gonna get your room fixed up like that, and you're never gonna score. You're just gonna sit around for the rest of your life, spanking your monkey."
5th Place: Emperor Kuzco
"Let me guess, you have a great personality."
4th Place: Mandy Luxe
"Nice face, loser! That is sooo yesterday!"
3rd Place: Regina George
"You can go shave your back now."
2nd Place: Brittnay Matthews
“I was just trying to put myself in a coma so I wouldn’t have to listen to the two of you dipshits trying to talk and breathe at the same time.”
And the number one Mean Girl is...
Heather Chandler
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
Congratulations Heather Chandler! Even from beyond the grave, she slayed them all!
And congratulations to all of our Top 10!
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