from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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ok so hear me out
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I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.
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my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*
happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz: (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing) )
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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it
Red means I love you.
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Sonic fandom with shadow backstory is like that one comic about the geologists talking about how everyone knows the something sequence for quartz. Does this make sense. I dunno.
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
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EVERYBODY WAKE UP THE COMMIE DOCTORS ARE UNIONISING
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze
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the fact that sam has no friends despite being like a relatively well adjusted nice person and his brother who is genuinely insane mess who constantly pushes people away and fucks up their lives has legions of people who adore him would drop anything for him top ten funniest parts of supernatural
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